#Cat dad Gift
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Sometime when my older siblings were little, my dad discovered that they found stories about his childhood more entertaining if he told them as "One time my friend Frederick..." instead of "One time when I was a kid...", and thus Frederick Stories were born.
I loved hearing Frederick Stories growing up, and so did all of my siblings. At some point, Dad decided to write (some of) them down, and a year or two ago I asked him for the file.
And now, currently in the mail to arrive late for Christmas, is a hand-bound copy of his book.
Two copies, actually, because I'm also sending one to his parents. He mentioned in the introduction that when he had first written these stories down, he had given them a copy for Christmas, and I thought they would like to have another, probably more nicely bound, one.
There's a third copy for me, but it took me long enough to finish these two before Christmas, and my copy isn't finished yet. Mostly, but not quite.
It is bound in a nice brown cloth I have, and titled with gold paint, because I thought it would lend it a sort of Old Book vibe that I thought would go well with the title.
Hence also the gothic font for the title.
I also did a few experiments with ways of turning cloth into bookcloth, which is why the two books are a bit different in color. The one on the right in the above picture is the original cloth color.
The edges are gilded with the same gold paint as the title is done in, which also helps with the Old Fancy Book vibe I wanted.
Almost all of the stories opened with "One day, Frederick..." or "One time, Frederick...", and I picked a nice ornamental font for the dropcaps there.
#little cat press#bookbinding#size: half letter#bound by me#a gift#author: my dad#gifted to my dad#gifted to my grandma#gifted to my grandpa
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✧ lil dream and horror
@calcium-cat
#my art#undertale#calcium-cat#osd#i forgot i had this doodle laying around so i decided to finish it up hehe#i hope you like it!!#gift art#one small dream#horror sans#horror#cuties#uncle/dad sans#dream sans#babybones#��🖤#<3333
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Terzo is depressed as shit, kinda hates his job, but dammit he’s gotta keep on keeping on so he can give his pretty pretty princess (his ugly-ass cat) the best kitty couture money can buy
#why yes this is in reference to @distorted-twink’s post about Terzo’s ugly-ass cat why do you ask?#the band ghost#papa emeritus iii#ghost bc#terzo emeritus#Terzo#Cat Dad!Terzo is the gift that keeps on giving#he’s just cooing over his wall-eyed cat wearing a tutu and tiara
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Aaaand I've managed to finish it on time by the end of christmas season / on time for orthodox one? Happy ugly sweater season anyway regardless what you celebrate.
Main idea here is that they are having great holiday marathon of old spy films curated by Nat. Also she and Bucky are providing reality check for the dumb shit happening while giving lived through examples of reality being even stupider sometimes ;P
Also I headcanon (does it count as a headcanon if it's my drawing?idk) that either after last year sweater fiasco few aunts in Sam's quite big family decided to fix that while taking inspiration from their superhero costumes. Or that actually Bucky took up knitting because it requires a lot of repetitive and very precise hand movements and it helps him notice when his hand may need a tune up.
Clear lineart version is here and there is a close up below the cut ;)
#barbershop quartet#natasha romanoff#sam wilson#steve rogers#bucky barnes#liho the cat#alpine the cat#black widow#captain america#winter soldier#falcon#with guest appearances of captain ameribirb and captain ameribear#and bigger quest appearance of djungelskogg the crimson dynamo bear#i mean red guardian bear :P#all handmade clothes#Nat couldn't turn down this very thoughtful gift from dad ;P
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i guess you have to get another cat now
I don’t need another cat!!! I didn’t need the fourth cat!
#I didn’t even need Invenkitty#but I wasn’t gonna turn down a gift#and I’m glad I didn’t#maybe I am not a good cat dad but maybe I have a favorite#and maybe that favorite is Invenkitty#but I really super definitely don’t need a FIFTH cat in this house this is gettin’ silly
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Kenlee (Kenny x Lee) for the cat/dignified ships!
sure why not
#twdg#the walking dead game#telltale the walking dead#lee everett#kenny twdg#kenlee#catified#catified art#animalified art#art#digital art#procreate#gee clem how come you get two dads#I don’t really ship them but I think they’re funny. middle aged men CAN fall in love with each other#lee is a wolfdog and kenny is a cat#I have a violentine thing I’m trying to finish by sunday as a little birthday gift for myself because I Like Them#so that’s taking priority art wise right now but I will try to get to other requests 🫶 thank youu
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The Netflix show Kaos just rewired my brain chemistry.
First of all, fuck Zeus. That fucker killed a kitten, a baby, and who-the-fuck-knows who else. I will never forgive him.
Secondly, Dionysus as an immature fratboy is everything that I never knew I needed.
Hera is awful and deserves every bit of shit that Zeus gives her, but we already knew that.
Persephone was ✨ SLAYING ✨ from start to finish, her and Hades have my whole heart.
Prometheus genuinely had me snorting here and there, I loved him.
Fuck all the way off, Poseidon.
The fact that the entire rest of the pantheon fails to appear at all purely because they make a hobby out of avoiding Zeus at any cost might be the funniest fucking thing ever to come out of an interpretation of Greek mythology.
Riddy (Eurydice) and Orpheus are both such great characters, alone and as a complicated relationship thing. They're super well rounded and developed, both mean well, but they're so humanly written. They don't know what to do with each other, neither wants to hurt the other, but their decisions are flawed and their love has turned into such a messy situationship. It's beautiful when they finally communicate and accept the circumstances for what they are.
A healthy breakup, in my Greek mythology media?
It's more likely than you think!
Canaeus, my beloved.
Cassandra, my scruffier beloved!!!! 🤩
Ari, you own my heart now.
All such well written characters, now where's my Season 2 announcement?
#kaos netflix#eurydice kaos#orpheus kaos#orpheus and eurydice#kaos caeneus#cassandra kaos#dionysus#Hera#zeus#Hades#persephone#poseidon#ari kaos#Honorable mentions go to the absolute greek-fucking-tragedy of Ari's brother and what her mother put her through.#Watching her dad get stabbed was such a rollercoaster of emotions.#Like slay queen. Totally justified. But audience spent at least two episodes thinking that he was the “good parent” in the mix.#Dennis the cat deserved better.#Let us all hold a moment of silence for Dennis.#I loved that little kitten 😢#He was truly a gift to have onscreen.#Watching Dionysus cry over him broke me.#Can we all agree that Dionysus is going to go full John Wick over this?#Help. The Fates and Medusa made me cackle.
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Cats: the only creature that can ignore you, demand your attention, and knock over your stuff all in the span of five minutes.🥰🥰👈👈
#cats#cats of tumblr#animal welfare#cat#funny cats#kitty#cute animals#cute cats#pets#animals#Cute Cat Painting#Cat bathroom art#cat pillowcase#Cat Dad Shirt#funny cat clothes#christmas cat shirt#Cat Dad Bag#Kitten Lovers#Custom Cat Shirt#Custom Pet Shirt#Cat Gifts#Cat Shirt#Cat Owner#Cat Owner Gift#Cat Lovers#Cat Lovers Shirt#Cat Lover#Cat shirts#Funny Cat Shirt#cat lover gift
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aye can i get a fuckin uuuhhhh
break. on my burger
#shit chat#family cw#got sicker than i have been in years my bank closed my checking account on accident work is nightmarishly busy#and my mother is sending strings of long voice memos in the family group chat again#i simply will not be listening to them. at most i'll ask my dad or brother for the sparknotes version#bc her pattern for the better part of this year has been radio silence. no attempt at communication whatsoever#and then BAM like 5-10 min worth of voice memos screaming crying sobbing shaking#I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET MY CHILDREN TO FORGIVE ME. I'M CRAWLING ON MY KNEES ON THE DESERT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS REPENTING#WHAT THE FUCK IS FAMILY FOR YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING AND I'M SUFFERING SO MUCH AND I'M ALONE BECAUSE#MY FAMILY ABANDONED ME. I HAVE NO ONE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I'M BEGGING. I NEED HELP I NEED MY KIDDOS AROUND ME PLEASE I'M DYING#followed by several minutes of sordid updates on her shitty miserable life#which is tbf pretty shitty & miserable. she's extremely physically disabled & mentally ill#her partner had a severe stroke a couple months ago and is still recovering. they've both been in & out of hospital#neither working. partner's adult son who lives with them is the only income in the household#partner's permanently disabled mother also lives with them. plus 2 large dogs 6 cats and 3 each of chickens & ducks#they're in court suing their landlord bc he's trying to evict them but the property is an uninhabitable shithole to begin with#but like. whenever i do make the mistake of responding to one of her groupchat tantrums#she's just like 'oh you know me im a survivor :) i just miss yous is all :) now that you're here i'm gonna bitch about my life for an hour#and ignore everything you have to say and show active disdain & boredom whenever you tell me anything about yourself or your life :)'#and if i offer help she refuses it#like it's just a bid for attention. expecting unconditional love and absolution and salvation from us bc That's What Families Do#she doesn't actually seem to give a shit about any of us as real people. just this ironclad delusion of unconditional family support#that she frankly has not earned#my brother actually did go visit her in the hospital on thanksgiving. driving 2hrs out of his way to do so#and she was a raging passive aggressive bitch to him and threw the gift he'd brought her back in his face#ma'am i know you're Going Through It but so are the rest of us & frankly you've given me zero reason to want to interact w/ ur caustic ass#plus this is petty but yet another way in which she doesn't listen to me & makes no attempt whatsoever at genuine relationship#i've told her numerous times that responding to groupchat voice memos is hard for me. that i love & miss her#and if she wants to see me or needs help or whatever to please contact me one on one either by call or text#nope. refuses to respond to/initiate individual contact. ONLY traumadumping in the fam chat. TLDR MY MOM IS A DISFUNCTIONAL TOXIC NIGHTMARE.
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i love baking it’s so fun! it’s really relaxing and great for de-stressing— NOT BREAD. NOT FUCKING BREAD FUCK YOU
#food mention#FUCK yeast. hate those little bastards#and i hate kneading. im sorry. that’s cat behavior and I’m not built for it#ALSO i just have a shitty stand mixer. i don’t think my bread making experience would be any better if I had a good one#sigh. anyway I’m making pizza dough#words from the monarch#my dads coworker got it for me bc my dad has brought many a baked hood from me for his coworkers#baked good*#his gift was a pizza dough kit. would it be rude to tell him to never gift me anything ever again /j
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kills me that people compare clear sky and breezepelt. get breezy-p away from that beast
#the only thing they have in common are ‘’the erins dont know how to write redemption arcs’’#and even then id argue that at least breeze actually faces social and political consequences for what he does#breeze is accused of murdering his own mother and his dad is like wow what a dipshit maybe i was right to abuse him#and clear sky gets his own baby killed and its blamed on the nearest woman while hes handed a new baby as a pity gift#and his family and future cats are like ‘’wow hes so tragic and amazing and epic for killing babies. i hope everyone who hates him dies’’
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ohhhh someone's in trouble with dad
"catreus auratus hawke, you are old enough to know that you never meet someone in a seedy bar without bringing backup. and you certainly don't leave the house when your cloak is full of holes. who raised you?"
"but i like this cloak..."
#dragon age: the veilguard#fuckign. look at them#pretending rook is dorian's kid is the gift that keeps on giving#the fact that rook fidgets and pulls increasingly awkward faces#while npcs just stare back all serious and unblinking#is extremely funny in this context#sorry dorian i think cat got his other dad's sense of fashion#which is to say a penchant for torn trousers#and moth-eaten scarves#not the fereldan fashion gene...#i am playing this game as intended as you can see#the quests? hm? what?#catreus auratus hawke#dorian pavus#veilguard spoilers
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I know I already sent a question but im in the talking mood so what do you like to do in your free time? I love learning peoples hobbies haha <3
<3!!
#beep beep#<3#sorry i realized i never finished my thoughts#i feel like scrapbooking is very good for expressing yourself bc its literally all your experiences in the rawest form!#and also for the questions thing: now im not self conscious about sending question after question so now im gonna be doing that#watch out babe#also i filled up the pics in my dad's gift with pics of him + us i didnt just give him a book filled w random photos lmaooo#also im sorry if i sound so congested my brother has his cat over and ive been sneezing up a storm
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im realizing that i havent listened to any new musicals in like a year and a half
#aside from like ? i saw cats with my dad as his christmas gift from me#but i haven’t actively sought out any new mt in ages#did not recognize any shows at the tonys this year </3#jac txt.
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(via "Judging You Silently - Funny Grumpy Cat Illustration" Lightweight Sweatshirt for Sale by InkredibleZ)
#findyourthing#redbubble#cat#funny cat#grumpy#sarcastic#cute cats#kitten#cat lover#cat lover gift#kitty#meow#humor#cat owner#cat mom#cat dad#black cat#fashion#tshirt#judging#judging you
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this is so minor is laughable when comparing everything else that veilguard is bringing but im so glad that theres population to each map
kids and animals taking up space too really helps make settlements feel alive and every chance i get i will be nice to the kids and petting the cats
#the cats too....#we only have cat models in origins if i remember correctly#and none you could interact with besides ser pounce a lot#but even then hes just a gift that talks.#its not like youre seeing the warden reach down and pet the cat#which brings me to a funny memory i had playing dao one time with my dad watching#and i pet dog and hes like 'what did you just do' cus all he sees is me click text and dog wagging his tail#and i say 'i pet him' and hes like 'oh. figured it wouldve actually showed that'#well dad#hopefully you can watch me play datv from heaven#ill pet all the dogs and cats for you
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