#Cat Spraying Help

[whoblewboobear]

Scott Pilgrim style crack fic where all 7 of Porter’s exes have formed an adventuring party to come kill him for being such a messy partner.

Porter has to fill Jace in so fast because if there’s anyone he needs to help him defeat them it’s his current boyfriend. Which? Can and most likely will backfire because they all have so much dirt on him it’s insane.

Jace is like “hey, babe.. maybe just talk to them? I don’t like the idea of murdering them bc things didn’t work out.” And Porter is just pleading with him, on his knees BEGGING Jace because, to quote John Mulaney, anyone that’s seen his dick or met his parents has to die. Jace PLEASE.

[citrlet]

local lady found chilling in cube she hasn't used since I got the tower

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

Pride Month Art #1: Non-Binaries!!!!!!!!!!1

[aberfaeth]

forgive me father 4 i have been a smug asshole to people on the internet again. in my defense i was like, right, though

[largishcat]

she is nibbling me out of house and home

[songofsaraneth]

i am FUCKING pissed about the feral cat situation yet again

[coolcoelacanth]

my cat acts as if i've horribly traumatized her every time i try to cut her nails, give her medicine, or get a dingle dongle off her booty hairs

[raytoroapologist]

my room smells crazy bad like weed bc of my neighbors but literally it's only my room

[bunnyb34r]

So I FINALLY found out how landscapers/groundskeepers water outside flowers/shrubs when theres no hose/a hose would be such a fucking pain

They have a big green canister of water that they fill up and then wheel around like a portable hose

Now I knew that they had a big green canister but I thought that they were all spraying fertilizer 😅

How did I find out?

I was the only fucking deer in the clearing and a manager needed someone to water the plants

Took me 30 min and the help of 3 fucking people trying to figure that shit out

And clothing looks like shit and we might get a special somebody coming this week (: but sure let's pull people from clothing (:

[slippery-minghus]

*stumbles into the hall, bedraggled and crazed* it's done!

the ants thought they could take me by surprise!

thought they could win!

but they were nothing! NOTHING! against the might of VINEGAR

and RAID !

my defenses are once again reinforced!

now cower in your rotten holes, you fiends!!

[lemonadebombery]

down boy

[cube-cumb3r]

ok im ONLY writing this here to resist my great temptation to argue with people on reddit and bear in mind im not like A Guy Who "Gets" Xenogenders etc but like. i know im a guy because it feels correct to be seen as a guy and be treated as a guy and i feel most at home in like a Male social role and in a (what societay considers to be) Male body. but i cant like defineeee what maleness "is" right, despite my jokingly defining it as like pain and balls or whatever the hell i wrote in the tags as a joke right.

and since im a guy who mostly defines gender by being a social roles you inhabit, there Is no like role to fill for being nonbinary. and you could argue hey maybe thats good maybe we should do away with the roles entirely, but as someone who like defines myself by like the role i want to fill in like the world like... i Get the urge to want to like create a concrete non-ambiguous box for yourself where you can say well if youre That, then i'm This. and if that's the case i also think it makes sense for someone to want to be clear that no I am not just neither male nor female, but this other thing that is not defined by its relationship to maleness and femaleness.

and the thing is like maleness and femaleness has like over millenia been like constructed and been defined and has expectations and associations (many of which yes are constrictive and oppressive, but also many of which are just random but harmless) and you can criticize this reality but there Is a way to Be male and to Be female, there is a way to "look" male and "look" female and there is a "maleness" and "femaleness" and its arbitrary and defined by the culture youre in right. And so that begs the question then, well what Is nonbinary, and how do you Be that. and some are happy to go well its just something that is neither those other two things, or its a role you inhabit where you dont inhabit those other two roles. and thats fine, but some just like to get concrete and specific and try their darndest to like attempt to describe and communicate something that is stupidly abstract and vague and that i cant even like define for my own binary gender. and when they describe it do i like fully "get" it?, no i don't get it at all. similarly to i dont get maleness and femaleness either. yknow?

[deconstructthesoup]

My icon is my cat, so I already deal with this on a daily basis

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

[ratatatastic]

AH NAH SHE GOT THE PAWS ON

[thepandalion]

I fucking HATE creepy crawlies

[imperialpetco]

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