#Cat Spraying Help
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Cat people of Tumblr, I beseech thee.
One of my kittens actively poops in my hallway, while I'm busy... Not while I'm away, but only when she knows I can't stop her.
Today, she escalated by pissing on a garment I can't soak in the usual hot & soapy, or cold vinegar baths that usually take away the stank. I wet it, and tried to sun-dry it, but it still STANKS & is already damaged from the urine & efforts to save it.
Dafuq do I do for this smell that won't eat the fabric? Does anyone have some old-school help that doesn't involve spending money I don't have, or knowing exactly what this piece is made from? (Borax is my go-to, but I know it's not great on cat smells)
#cat#cats#help#spray#please for the love of the few items i have left#please#please again#I'm so tired of this#kitten#kittens#also can you help me get this bitch to stop making my entire house smell like a frat boy with a piss kink#fabric#clean#old clothes
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Scott Pilgrim style crack fic where all 7 of Porter’s exes have formed an adventuring party to come kill him for being such a messy partner.
Porter has to fill Jace in so fast because if there’s anyone he needs to help him defeat them it’s his current boyfriend. Which? Can and most likely will backfire because they all have so much dirt on him it’s insane.
Jace is like “hey, babe.. maybe just talk to them? I don’t like the idea of murdering them bc things didn’t work out.” And Porter is just pleading with him, on his knees BEGGING Jace because, to quote John Mulaney, anyone that’s seen his dick or met his parents has to die. Jace PLEASE.
#I think it’s silly enough that all his toxic traits were just weird things about Porter that gave them the ick#pathetic Porter my beloved you little idiot#*spraying Jace with water like a cat* help your boyfriend before ex number 3 tells you that he pissed himself because a horse scared him#this becomes 10x messier when Porter tells Jace he dated someone from every adventuring party he’s ever been in#so these people are CAPABLE#Jace is sitting there like ‘oh I’m dying soon. cool. I’m dying at the age of 25 I had so much life left to live Porter WHY’#port 🛥️#Jace 💫💎#starbreaker#blewb rambles
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local lady found chilling in cube she hasn't used since I got the tower
#i was shocked#i didnt think my cats liked the cube bit#though i guess a little bit of catnip spray might have helped haha
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Pride Month Art #1: Non-Binaries!!!!!!!!!!1
#spike's art#H.E.L.P. Ghost#H.E.L.P. Pot#H.E.L.P. Fungal Spray#H.E.L.P. Cat Piano#pride month#non-binary#non binary#nonbinary#non biney#lgbtq#lgbtq+#H.E.L.P.#Helpful Endless Lovely Place#artists on tumblr#digital art#cat piano#fungal spray#pot#lavender town ghost#lavender town#ghost#lt ghost
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oh yeah update on the shelter for my cat, they emailed me back but it's cuz they're moving locations so i won't be able to surrender her till mid january at the earliest.........
#msposts#text#complaining#yeaahhh#and my roommates called me at work like#oh yeah the handyman is calling an exterminator for the roaches to treat hopefully the whole building#and im like it ebetter be cuz im certain the neighbours are adding to the issue here#i mostly see them at water sources in our house and rarely around like our garbage#so im certain theyre eating well somewhere#but then they were like uhhmmm we cant fit all 4 cat carriers into the back of our car and im like you could if u put two on the floor but#ig the issue isnt the space its the fact they just dont want to#told me “figure it out”#my only friends i know here i can ask fer help are super busy and theres still no eta for the guys to spray#and i gotta be otu fer 4 hours min#i cant bring the cats on the bus cuz one is very loud and if i uber anywhre itll be like 40 bucks for the day#assuming anyone will allow me over at all#so im prepping mentally for sitting outside with yowling cats for 4 fucking hours#and i just know the shit ass handyman will give us like 2 days notice and i wont have time to book it off for work#so i wont have enough for bills and will have to scrape by again#so whatever i guess idfk
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My cat is currently staring at my computer as I'm scrollling on Tumblr and sending texts, and that's kinda creepy.
Like...what got you staring like that ? 😃 What are you seeing that I'm not aware of ? 😃 Why did you spawn here just to purr at my computer ? 😃 Are you alright ? 😃
#alterhuman#cat#my cat is lowkey creepy but I think it's just a normal cat feature#also i sprayed perfume on my bed because there was a bug#so i panicked#and now my bed stinks of perfume it's awful#help i'm going to choke
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forgive me father 4 i have been a smug asshole to people on the internet again. in my defense i was like, right, though
#literally cant help having a brain this big beautiful n IMPATIENT#i need a water spray bottle like cats have or some shit#c.txt
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Theres been developments that make me think that I might not be able to keep Rascal after all but I'm going to keep trying with him.
#he umm keeps mounting Hope and him doing this makes everybody upset#They all get along until this event happens and it happens daily now#Olive comes over and beats him up about it and gets protective about Hope#And then Hope gets so upset about it that she hits Olive when she tries to console her about it and check her#And then everyone hates eachtoher and it's honestly so miserable for everyone#And THEN Rascal gets so upset that he can't just like go outside when Olive gets mad at him and he has to be separated instead#He's used to being outside and it's like. Well a cat has a problem with you and you can leave#He's in my house ... I can sure separate him but .... he's still in the house#And I just don't know what to do#I'm gonna buy strongest-formula Feliway for an outlet because the spray DOES help#I keep giving him stuff he CAN mount instead like. Stuffed animals and shit#And this kinda works#But it's kinda fucked because when he sees it's not working with Hope he tries mounting ME?!?!?!?!?#AND ITS LIKE WTF GO AWAAAAAAYYYY MAN .........
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another year another journey home for the holidays another goddamn I forgot to put my travel bag through the wash and it still inexplicably smells like cat piss despite never having been pissed on should I take this or another significantly smaller bag fuck whatever I'll just drench it in body spray and hope that masks it
#i already had a headache and the copious amounts of £1 watermelon scented superdrug body spray didnt help#i know for a fact it has never been pissed on bc it hasnt been fully unpacked in a place with cats for like 4 years now#and none of my clothes in it have smelt of piss. and i havent had a cat that pisses in random places for also like 4 years#i first noticed the smell last year when i took it out from under my UNI BED where i DONT HAVE CATS and where it had been for several months#ugh
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she is nibbling me out of house and home
#kittens#miss brie#motherfucking cats#google search: when do kittens stop teething#i am soaking my LIFE in anti chew spray and it’s barely helping
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my cat acts as if i've horribly traumatized her every time i try to cut her nails, give her medicine, or get a dingle dongle off her booty hairs
#personal#its so sad she like presses herself in a corner and hides her face like im about to murder her#shes guilt tripping me#like girly pop im being your personal assistant#i bought feliway spray so we'll see if that helps w anything#the cat straight jacket i bought did NOT help she could get out of it smh#but the eye covering that came w it did actually help but it seems to restrict her breathing so i can only use it for a few minutes at a tim#im slowly desensitizing her by holding her paws and the clippers#she literally gets so annoyed everytime#THIS GIRL#smhhhh
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down boy
#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#bsd#would spraying him with water help are or those for cats#lemonade stand#bungo stray dogs
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My icon is my cat, so I already deal with this on a daily basis
Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you
#at worst i will be unable to leave the house without a spray bottle on hand#i have the clingiest cat in the world#he complains when none of us are in his general vicinity and god help you if you've been in the house for a long period of time#he's so pathetic i love him
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AH NAH SHE GOT THE PAWS ON
#forsy PLEASE#I CANT HANDLE ANYMORE OF THIS#PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY#PLEASE#its paws'in time!#help my girlfriend has sweater paws on and keeps nyan~ing at me#do i spray her with the water bottle?#shes now going MEOW MEOW MEOW. MEOW MEOW MEOW. and just knocked the mug off the table tf?????#shes calling it “going cat mode”#she says im not giving her my full attention so she has to go full cat mode??????#anyways#shes got them oversized shirt (shirt) sleeves with the paws (with the paws) the whole club lookin at herrrrr#she hit the floor (she hit the floor) next thing ya know (next thing ya know) shawtys gone low low low low low low low
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I fucking HATE creepy crawlies
#I'd say “bugs” but I like butterflies and moths#And also I also have problems with spiders#I'm just. So tired of getting jumpscared by a huge thing with too many legs that moves too quietly#Was in the middle of dinner and just#A roach. About three inches long. Scurries on the wall across from me. Perches up on the dishes on the drying rack#Yesterday there was a spider the size of my fingernails in my shower#Thankfully I found it before going in#The other day my sister found a roach in the shower too and she wasn't as lucky to find it before going in#We usually get the house sprayed against these things because we live ground floor with a big yard with lots of plants#This happens every year#But guess what! We didn't do anything in winter! So they're showing up too early to get spray in#That's not even mentioning the actual literal rats#Like. Not cute rats. Feral street rats the length of my arm that carry disease#I hate living here#The weather is always bad and the pests are just about anything that can be pests#We have rats and bugs and spiders and pidgeons and stray cats and newts#I'd take bears rummaging in my building's trash over this shit#At least the bear I can hear before it's standing right in front of me#At least I can see what the bear is gonna do#At least if the bear tries to crawl all over me it's just gonna kill me instead of the feeling of BUGS#I hate this#And I couldn't even finish my dinner because I got too nauseous and lost my appetite when I looked at it#And then I asked my dad to help me clean up because what if there's another one in the trash??#And I don't know if he did and what if my uncleaned dinner attracts more of them#Fuck#No I legit hate this#And I hate that I can't function around bugs#Like how am I meant to move out and live alone? What if a roach comes to my apparentment?#I can't handle this. If a bug showed up and I was alone I'd leave the house#I'd take my phone and leave
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