#Cas talks shit
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last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”
Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.
#and then dean is fixed by jack getting him a yogurt from the fridge or some shit#dean: yeah i just dont believe theres any point living any more. sam: huh dean are you ok? that sure was a funny thing to say#dean: yeah i just dont believe theres a point to life anymore. cas: don’t worry dean. i’ll always be here. *dies*#dean:yeah i just don’t believe theres a point to living anymore. jack: bummer. want to play mario kart?#dean: sure kid why not#destiel#dean winchester#spn#sam winchester#supernatural#but seriously#i feel like we dont talk about how dean was trying to die at the slightest inconvenience in the later seasons and its like??? bestie???
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??? only one person can do that anymore and we're divorced
#can I offer you some nice Canon Destiel in these trying times???#we don't talk enough how Cas being a Brilliant Heaven Strategist also includes Seducing That Man. Despair Almost Kiss my beloved#lol post-series it's actually Cas you gotta go be gay for that poor dead multiverse-hopping disaster man#(after he figures his own shit out) pls Cas go show him How Good He Is and how You'll Go With Him forever ;)#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#spnedit#parallels#15.05#8.07#9.06#12.19#13.06#14.12#15.18#mine
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Dean, who sometimes fantasized about being admired, about getting real meaningful attention, like how in Tall Tales he romanticized a love interest saying: “looking at you is like staring into the sun”
God I mean
no one talks like that outside of cheap romance novels probably but but but—
If Cas did get flowery
if he did happen to break out the poetry
Or words like beautiful
Dean would’ve never recovered
#stuff#dean/cas#still beautiful still dean winchester#cas would say the weirdest shit#or quote the secret sappy shit he’s clocked dean liking#and dean would flame on#meg may not like poetry#but i know in my heart….dean does#limericks metaphors the whole nine#dean would melt is the worst part#melt#glow#get all flustered bashful#omg they talk all ooey gooey on dr sexy don’t they
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The only, and I mean the ONLY reason this shot hit the cutting room floor is because there was already so much ass in the scene
#but baby that dress tho#y'all know how much shit I talk when meshes aren't ass-friendly#so when you find one that is?#a bitch was in CAS losing it#I took 97 shots at different angles#dkfjdlsjfakdflafkldk#DRAKE GENETICS GO HARD
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BROOOO—THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL LOSER SHIT!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀
Like.... y'all wrote a whole damn "article" just to tear apart some actor whose probably more successful and rich than you'll ever be... it's just...sad. and obviously this kind of shit is total garbage and annoying and blah, blah,blah... but I couldn't help but cry laughing at just how delusional and insane this kind of behavior is. LIKE, I'M CACKLING.
Look, whether you ship any of the characters or not, (and whether I do or not)... I would never spend so much time and ENERGY, harassing and going out of my way to shame an actor/actress "for getting in the way" of said ship.
It's truly the greatest display of loserdom I've seen in awhile...
(and sidenote, are we talking about the same Cas because....????)
#supernatural fandom#supernatural#castiel#spn#castiel supernatural#dean winchester#misha collins#destiel meme#destiel#misha misha misha#misha fucking collins#spn cast#cockles#Fat fucking YIKES bro#NoOOoo I'm cringing so bad rn 😭😭😭😭#mishapocalypse#misha posting#On some loser shit fr#cas spn#castiel novak#spn castiel#supernatural family#j2m#j2#j2 tinhat#jensen ackles#These j2 Wincest shippers are so cringey...#Like just because this guy “messes” with your ship you're going to straight up harass him and try to throw baseless allegations at him?!#And yes I'm going to call out this straight up weirdo behavior#Are we talking about the same Cas bitch?
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So many missed opportunities to have Dean and Sam on a case where they don't speak the language the family being haunted does, so they enlist Cas who (in my opinion and I think canonically??) speaks all the possible languages and translates.
#In a fic that I'll write once my schooling isn't insane ideally DeanCas are arguing mid case#and Cas gets to make bitchy comments in languages Dean doesn't speak but Dean Knows that fucker is talking shit about him#And Sam is the only one keeping the case on the rails#destiel#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#sam winchester#destiel headcanon#spn#personal#fanfiction
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@kashisun Emily Nguyen works in HR :D don't worry about her house slippers, she's in her office 🫵🏽
she'll hunt you down for the fancy pen you stole from her pen cup
if you take one of the "complimentary" candies off her desk, expect to contribute to filling it back up again
"go ahead and log off for me, sweetheart"
i lied i’m not going to sleep just yet so here’s some more lore :D
in her mid-30s
lesbian :D
she’s known to have snacks in her office, but just like the candy, you gotta help fill them
you’ll catch her in her house slippers AND a shawl around her shoulders
she has pictures of her pitbull, serena, all over her office.
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 cas#*fizzysims#sim: emily nguyen#the simblr office#thesimblroffice#OKAY IM GOING TO SLEEP#this was cute n fun and i better not see anyone talk shit about the concept 🫵🏽#yes she is a lesbian if you even care
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Sastiel is really fun cuz it’s like you get to ship these really autistic characters together who you can just fantasize about being nonverbal around each other and tilt them in your head like little dolls
#and it’s more fun when you don’t have destiel fans talking in your ear abt how much they hate sastiel#supernatural#sam winchester#sastiel#samcas#like my ideal foc is Cas and Sam going nonverbal around each other and just holding each others hand and shit idk that’s cute af
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going through the tag of an episode sam spends literally talking to god and being tortured getting his true Main Character Final Girl moment and it’s just #destiel filtered out #destiel filtered out #destiel filtered out #deancas post that wasnt caught by my destiel filter #destiel filtered out. you people have NO appreciation for what this show gives us
#Dean and cas literally spent this episode arguing about some dumb shit while traipsing through woods#who cares about them…..#spn#sam winchester#oliver talks#spn 15x09#supernatural#spn s15
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It just comes automatic ↶*ೃ✧˚. 🐇
#ts4#ts4 sceenshots#ts4 portrait#ts4 cas#THE SIMS FOUR???#idc ts4 cas is gonna take it every time!#i talk a lot of shit about her but i will admit that
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fic where sam gets fatally wounded by something cosmic and cas tries to heal it but it doesnt work and sam is like delirious and cant even feel the blood gushig from his neck only that cas’ hands are slick and warm and sams like trying to ask “are you ok” but it wont come out and cas is there just going Ohhhh No
#do you see the vision#idk what would lead up to this but sastiel death scene would fuck me up so hard#ofc sam would get brought back to be chucks hamster but cas dont know that#dictions#just talking shit atp
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91w deancas is so delusional cause they been making heart eyes at each other since day fucking one, calling the other sweatheart, thinking of kissing the other innocently just for the sake of the other being kissed, because they deserve that softness in the midst of all the chaos around them and the minute they actually get to it (motherfucking 200 pages in mind you) they try so hard to revert it back into something purely phisical with no emotions involved AND THEY KNOW THAT IT'S MORE BUT IF THEY BOTTLE IT UP AND IGNORE IT THEN ALL THE REVERENCE OF MOST OF THEIR LOOKS AND TOUCHES WILL JUST DISAPPEAR which is the epitome of the dilusional repressed gay way of doing anything
#shut up i'm feeling things again#like mind you i'm talking about shit up til chapter8#THIS HAS BEEN ROMANTIC THIS WHOLE GODDAMN TIME THEY'RE JUST SO SCARED TO FEEL ANYTHING#like cas the repressed gay boyTM losing all self control for the first time cause of dean#and dean “just had a queer awakening caused by my CO and i'm too new to having gay thoughts to be ashamed” winchester ???#it's a mess yall and i'm torn between being mad as hell and supporting each sorta shitty decision either of them makes#i wanna say mostly cas#but like as estabilished before#religous trauma blah blah repressed gay shit blah blah#you know how it is#i think i lost the train of thought somewhere along the way#ANYWAYSSS#i'm gonna be talking about 91w again constantly cause i'm plauged by thoughts#91w#destiel
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power is power
Just a random quick edit of my favorite ever sim in their dainty era 💅🏻
Also, forgot to tag but this beautiful hair is by @laeska , dress is by @sentate & pose is by @helgatisha and I’m living for themm
I’m quite shy to post anything related to the sims or show my simmies, but I want to try and change it this year 🐻
#sims 4#ts4#ts4 simblr#sims 4 maxis match#sims 4 edit#sims 4 cas#ts4 cas#ts4 screenshots#ts4cc#sims 4 cc#sims 4 oc#anna talks shit#ts4 mm#ts4 simmer#ts4 sim edit#the sims community#the sims 4
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what up it's been 12 years and i'm still pissed there was no consequence to dean being in constant survival mode and fighting 24/7 in purgatory
what do you mean he didn't become a god at hand to hand combat? what do you mean he could still be jumped by random ass demons?
he was - at best - in a constant in-between state meaning he didn't get hungry or tired but that also means he didn’t sleep for a year and was constantly being hunted by hundreds of thousands of monsters that want to eat him specifically, while actively searching for cas
OR he was in a completely normal state meaning he was constantly fighting starvation and exhaustion while all of that was still happening!! it's not like there's much to scavenge in monster heaven!! he would’ve been on the verge of dying for a year!!!
then he comes back and he's just exactly the same? the same level of fighting skill he's always had? if not slightly worse for some reason?? what do you mean he couldn't kill anything he came across with his eyes closed when it's what he's been doing EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR???
it's always been one of the flaws of a show running for so long that after like s6 they never seemed to be getting better? they still got the shit kicked out of them by demons and ghosts and what have you and instead of finding obscure rituals they just got A Better Gun™️
both sam and dean are the peak of what hunters can be; they've been trained to hunt and kill things bigger and stronger than them since they were children, so what do you mean they still get the shit kicked out of them so often? was it just to show how strong monsters are? that even with their level of experience and skill, they're still outmatched?
(or do you just need a way to keep up the tension cough cough what who said that)
but you can't have dean who's been trained to be an elite soldier Since He Was Four Years Old go into a 360 combat scenario for an entire year - a good chunk of which he was completely by himself - then say he didn't improve his combat skills At All
and not even just combat, his senses would've been off the charts!! there was nothing but ambient forest noise and growling, his hearing would've gotten so sharp, it was darker so his night vision would ve been insane and he should've been able to feel a monster coming a mile away after constantly being on guard
post purgatory dean had the opportunity to be a completely different beast to anything we'd ever seen before, to be a completely different kind of traumatised from all of his other trauma
hell broke him but purgatory should've broken and rebuilt him into something Terrifying
#lost potential has always been spns biggest problem post s5 bc there was no plan and never a guarantee that theyd get another season#so whatever new villain or circumstance they introduced always had to be written to be concluded that season#bc they never knew until the mid season break if they could stretch it into the next season#thats why side characters die and get brought back so many times bc each death really was supposed to be It#but then they got another season and its like well shit cas cant stay dead lets figure out how he can come back this time#they could never permanently alter sam or deans personality or mental state bc they couldnt let time go on before resolving it#its also why they never stayed apart bc of the newest Big Fight for more than an episode but thats a different conversation#nothing could have lasting consequences but something like this shouldve changed dean as much as hell changed dean#and hell changed him permanently bc there was a plan and knowledge of how many seasons they had#s8 onwards leaves the characters in a constant loop of feeling the same things and having the same arguments#with whatever new apocalypse dropped in the middle#dean was arrogant in s1; lost in s2; afraid in s3; broken in s4 and at war with himself in s5#sam was kind and lost in s1; he was angry in s2; desperate in s3; an addict in s4 and recovering in s5#that kind of character growth is important and amazing to watch#other than dean being reluctant and sam soulless in s6 did they ever have such a clear difference season to season?#if anything dean shouldve had a bigger reaction to same leaving him in purgatory#that shouldve been something he held over his head for the rest of their lives bc it is unforgivable#but the boys are never allowed to change and dean dies to fuck ass vampires and a nail so whats the point anyway#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#supernatural#spn#carry on my wayward son#dean winchester#sam winchester#talk meta to me
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everyone shut up dean winchester is literally making soup in his kitchen
#hes got a big pot!!!! in a sweater and jeans and fun socks!!! radio playing softly in the background#kitchen is warm and cozy and smells sooooo good#cas sitting at the table talking shit about this ignorant woman he had to deal with at the library (he works there part time!) today#they are gossiping at the table while the soup boils!!!!#destiel#dean winchester#dean breakdown<3
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opening the group chat for the first time today and there's like 200 new messages because everyone's Going Through It today it seems but one of my friends dropped 'I'm separating from [terrible boyfriend she's been living with for like eight years] for real this time, I just moved a bunch of stuff to my parents' and I'm losing my mind because y'all the subject changed almost immediately HEY HI EVERYBODY ELSE SHUT THE FUCK UP I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT???
#'I moved my stuff and my dog' can't leave the pup behind! 'I had to last winter and it was a big reason I wound up going back' HELLO--#was he holding your fucking dog over your head. I will kill the man?????#I DIDN'T KNOW SHE'S TRIED TO LEAVE HIM BEFORE??#I'm-- so-- okay listen. admittedly I am of course simply nosy. of course I am.#but also I have never liked david Ever. justin and I were LITERALLY talking DAYS ago about Worrying About Her being stuck with him#because she moved TO CALIFORNIA with him and he was being a piece of shit then and she had NOBODY out there#and now they're in denver and like. it's his house it's his money etc etc it's a really... logistically difficult situation#but at least she's made some friends in denver and convinced her parents to move out there so she's not COMPLETELY unsupported#like she was in CA#my point is: I'm nosey but I'm also INVESTED. I fucking hate this guy darling I've wanted you to leave him this entire goddamn time#she's talked *a little* about problems with him before but also we've been around him before and he's just generally awful#and it's. like. I'm so so so fucking glad you're moving in with your parents but also. genuinely are you OKAY--#MAN AND ALSO. EVEN IF IT WASN'T 'I HATE THIS GUY AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE BREAKING POINT WAS--'#THIS IS A SERIOUS LONGTERM RELATIONSHIP? IT ENDING IS A BIG DEAL REGARDLESS?? WHY DID WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT SO FAST HELLO#.... actually I've identified the source of my Wanting More Details#which is: hey babe are you in a phase of this where hearing about how much he fucking sucks shit would be upsetting or affirming.#because I wanna tell you how fucking happy I am that you're leaving him. because he's a piece of shit and you deserve better than that.#ARE YOU IN AN EMOTIONAL SPACE TO HEAR ABOUT HOW I AM SCOOPING YOU INTO MY ARMS LIKE THE CAT SAMURAI MEME.#AND THREATENING THIS MAN WITH A SWORD. BECAUSE HE'S TERRIBLE. CAN I GET A VIBE CHECK THERE. SHOULD I WAIT--
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