#Cartman is gay in every universe

[spookymultimedia]

[xco-sm]

With Great Power Comes Love?

Style Fanfic (Stan x Kyle)

AU: Spiderman Stan and Fake Dating

*They are 16-17!!*

*Characters do not belong to me, they belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone! I own the story!

*Do not publish this story anywhere else without my consent!

This is part 1 of my new fic! I hope you guys enjoy it so far and I can't wait to get chapter 1 out for you all! Any ideas and/or feedback is welcome and will be taken into consideration! I will publish this on ao3 once it is completely finished!

TW! Slurs! TW!

Prologue

Up North of Denver, Colorado, is a town called South Park and there lived a teenage boy named Stan Marsh. He has jet black, messy greasy hair and dark blue almond shaped eyes. Most would say he’s just a basic guy with a classic group of friends: Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. As well as a typical family of four, including parents Randall and Sharon Marsh and his older sister, Shelly. 

No one would ever suspect that he was the hero that saves their small little town from the crimes that happen. The one they call Spiderman.

Like every other Spiderman in different universes, Stan was bitten by a radioactive spider. He struggled to learn his newly formed powers and adapt them to his everyday life. However, it was made much easier by his super best friend, Kyle Brofloski. 

The pair had been friends since diapers and had been glued to the hip since. Most people would say they are a bit funny… However, they both couldn’t care less about what others thought of them.

Now most Spider-Man's origin stories are all different and unique. Stan’s was definitely unique…

“Ouch! Awe sick dude,” Stan complained with pain. 

He was currently on the ground of a forest (why were they there? Don’t ask) after he ate shit from what Cartman would later call “a pathetic bitch fall.” The boy was pushing his upper body up from the ground when all of a sudden his ass felt like it was getting poked at by hundreds of mosquitos. “Fucking shit, I think a bug just bit my butt dude.”

The other boys all gave a face of disgust and instead of helping the one who fell, they simply started laughing. All except Kyle. “It was probably an ant dude, not a big deal. Now get off the floor, there could be dog shit for all we know.” Kyle walked closer to Stan in case he needed aid.

“No, you don’t get it, it actually fucking hurts dude. I think I might die or something. Can someone check?”

Everyone went completely silent at what Stan just said. It lingered on for at least three more minutes until Cartman practically yelled, “Kyle, you do it, he’s your faggy boyfriend.” Kyle simply rolled his eyes in annoyance and crouched down to where Stan was now rubbing his backside in pain. “I’m sure it’s not bad, I’ll help you get up so we can take you to your place so your mom can check it out.” 

“No! Like I think it was a spider, please check,” Stan pleaded with an obvious pout that would’ve worked if he was still 8, but he wasn’t, he was now reaching the age of 17. 

“Fine, take your pants off.”

Another silence took over the four boys, but instead of minutes going bye, seconds loomed over them. This time it was the blonde of the group to break the silence with a loud and what Kyle would say an obnoxious laugh. Cartman soon joined after spewing something about ‘how fucking gay’ Kyle was. Stan was groaning in frustration and slight pain. “You guys are so annoying Jesus.” He pinched his nose bridge and sighed. 

“No, you two are. It’s sickening hearing you guys make out all the time,” Cartman snorted out amidst his laughter. “ I really don’t want to have to see you guys have sex now, at least get a room.” Kenny nodded in agreement before opening up, “I can’t believe I’m about to witness Stan and Kyle have sex before I turn 18. Like bro that’s crazy-”

“Oh my GOD! TAKE YOUR FUCKING PANTS OFF JESUS.” yelled out an enraged Kyle.

“At least take the poor boy to dinner for Kahl,” Eric mocked, holding onto Kenny during another laughing fit. Stan rolled his eyes for what felt like the millionth time tonight and stood up and walked behind a tree. He motioned for Kyle to follow him to check out the bite and Kyle rushed over to help. 

“Sorry for yelling man, you know I’m not mad at you right?” Kyle said as he waited for the other boy to finish lowering his pants down enough to where the bite had occurred. “Yeah, I know, now check please because I swear if I die because of a stupid bug, I might as well go to hell.” Kyle shook his head and started checking.

It wasn’t unnatural for the pair to do something like this as they have always changed in front of the other. There’s even been times in sleepovers (they won’t admit they still have sleepovers, but they do) where one, typically Kyle, is taking a shower and talks to the other, typically Stan, while he’s doing his business on the toilet. It’s always been the norm for them to be this comfortable around the other, so Kyle was unfazed by practically looking at his best friend’s ass checks. 

“Well? Anything?” Stan prompted impatiently. Kyle stood up to face his friend and shook his head, “Nah man, it doesn’t seem like anything bit you to leave a mark. Maybe it was just your head fucking with you to think you got bit?”

Stan groaned and put his pants back up while walking back to the other two, and shortly after followed the red-head. “Hey guys, gotta bounce! Marj gets to have people over today!” Kenny expressed excitedly. “See you losers later!” He waved out to the group before running off to the girl’s house. Cartman started complaining about something before he said, “I am not waiting around to see you all making out again, I am out!” With that, he left the boys alone in the woods going off to God knows where. 

Kyle and Stan ended up back at Stan’s place after they were rudely abandoned, according to Stan, by their so-called friends. “No, you don’t get it. It was a masterpiece created by God or something dude.” Stan exclaimed. They were talking about Transformers again even though Kyle had already expressed how uninterested he was. “Like it has everything you could ever want. Bumblebee, robots turning into sweet cars, Megan Fox, and I don’t know if I mentioned but Bumblebee! You cannot not be interested in a cool ass movie like this.”

Kyle rolled his eyes while getting comfortable on Stan’s bed sighing at his friends' antics. “Look, it is a cool movie I won’t lie, but I’m just not into it like you are. Not really my thing to be honest with you.” Stan dramatically gasped at Kyle before getting up and crossing his arms. 

“But- but- Bumblebee!”

“Are you gay for Bumblebee or something?”

“Who wouldn’t be?”

Kyle’s eyebrow arched as he chuckled at his friend. “Dude, that a fucking robot. What weird shit are you on?” Stan groaned playfully and dismissed the red-head with a wave of his hand. “Whatever, I’m going to the restroom, I’ll be back.” Kyle hummed in response and went back onto his phone messaging his mom that he would be staying the night at Stan’s place. 

A couple minutes passed and Stan still hadn’t come out of the restroom, concerning Kyle. He got up and walked to the bathroom where he heard Stan yelp in fear. “Shit shit. How do I get this shit off oh my godddddd.”

Kyle’s face shows concern and he raises his hand to knock on the door, “Dude? Are you okay there?” From the outside, Kyle can hear things being dropped and what sounded like marble breaking. “Stan? What’s going on in there?”

“Um… promise not to be mad?”

“What did you do…?”

“It wasn’t me I swear! I couldn’t get it off of me! It was crazy because like someone had to have put glue on it or something. Also everything feels so much more weird like I feel taller you know? What if I’m dead and you-”

Kyle groaned and opened the restroom door to see Stan frozen still trying to pick up a broken toilet seat and a mess all over the restroom floor. Stan looked like he had been sweating from the activities going on in the restroom and almost as if he was going to start crying. Kyle got on the floor with Stan and started helping him clean the mess so it can go back to how it was before Stan’s parents got back home. 

“How did you even manage to get this stuck to your ass dude?” Kyle looked over to the blue eyed boy. He wasn’t too surprised by this, due to shit going on like this in this damn town all the time. However, it was weirder because as they had gotten older, odd stuff slowly stopped happening to them. “I don’t know if I’m honest, and now that I’m looking at it there doesn’t seem to be any glue on the seat. Ugh this is the worst.”

As Stan reached over to throw the piece of marble in the trash, he found that he couldn’t seem to let go of the piece. He shook his hand in an attempt to shake it away but found it did nothing to help him. The boy started getting scared and waved over to his friend who was putting things back to where they belong. “Dude! This is what I’m talking about. Look!”

Kyle turned and his eyes widened in surprise at the scene before him. He almost had to do a double take before putting whatever was left in his hands down. Kyle went over to where Stan was and got ahold of the marble trying to get it off Stan’s hands. “Let it go! What the hell.”

“I already tried too! I physically cannot let it go, what the hell is wrong with me.” Stan smashed his hand down to the floor and to no avail did it unstuck itself. Kyle watched his friend struggle with the toilet seat and decided to see if there was some kind of glue, he grabbed another small piece and threw it in the trash. This gave Kyle all the information he needed to know.

The red-head got closer to Stan and put his hands on the noirette’s shoulders. Stan looked up at Kyle in confusion stating, “Dude, what are you doing?” Kyle rolled his eyes and stared at Stan before speaking, “Don’t you see what’s going on? You said you got bit by something in the forest right? Now let’s say it was a spider…”

“Oh my god, I’m like Spiderman! Dude, that's awesome!” Stan waved his hands up in excitement and like magic the marble fell out of his hands. The two boys started jumping up in excitement as they shouted out all different kinds of things that only made sense for the two of them. 

“Dude! You’re just like Andrew Garfield!” Kyle spouted calming the other, with newly found powers, boy. Stan shook his head and put his arm around Kyle’s shoulder with a narrator-like voice he said, 

“No. I’m your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.”

[feministsouthpark]

South Park Filler Guide - Season 2

Link for Part 1

I find the existence of filler guides quite amusing, since for some shows it makes sense (like Naruto), but for others (like Pokemon) it absolutely doesn't and they still exist. So here is an attempt to do an absolutely unnecessary one just for fun. 😅

The classifications are CANON (an episode with major storylines present), LORE (in which we get significant backstory or world building, but could be skippable)  and FILLER (completely skippable episodic storytelling, not connected to overarching story arcs)

PLS my analysis will have spoilers, if you're a first time viewer, just scroll to the bottom and read the list and only read full text if you are familiar with the content of the show already!

S2E1 Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus is FILLER

This is the definition of filler, and not even a good filler, but the one that drags. The whole episode is a waste of time, and a horrible season opener if you ask me. I don't even care if Saddam Hussein dies in this one, skip it anyway, all you need to know for his next appearance is that he is already dead, which will be obvious and TBH since the movie gives a different story about his death, this one might as well take place in an alternate continuity. S2E2 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut is CANON

We're back with the conclusion of the season 1 mystery. For now. S2E3 Ike's Wee Wee is CANON

Kyle learns the secret of his brother and he also gets a great deal of character development that makes this episode a must-watch. S2E4 Chickenlover is FILLER

A great character episode for Officer Barbrady, nontheless a filler half hour of the show. S2E5 Conjoined Fetus Lady is FILLER

One might enjoy this one for Pip. Or for Nurse Gollum. But not for its long-lasting consequences, that one is for sure. S2E6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka is LORE

This one is debatable, and the one that I would think most people would actually debate on, since most of it is a one off story, however there is a single scene at the end with Satan and Saddam, which acts as foreshadowing for the movie, so that one scene provides context, however the movie is enjoyable without this little introduction. S2E7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) is FILLER

Again, you can't make more specific filler content than a whole episode that is just a dream. Stan dreams that Eric dreams that Ms. Crabtree falls in love. S2E8 Summer Sucks is FILLER

I was thinking about the Mr. Twig storyline. It does build up Herbert's identity as a gay man. However looking at it, this doesn't seem like manga original content, rather, this hits every usual beat of an anime-exclusive filler arc. Edit: I know South Park is not based on a manga, it's an elaborate joke. S2E9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls is FILLER

Anything that gets brought up later from this episode is counted as filler content, so in the long run it doesn't matter. S2E10 Chickenpox is FILLER

Stuart and Gerald get some backstory, but otherwise the whole story is a one-off. S2E11 Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods is FILLER

I believe this one was expected. Nothing in this episode matters by the next. S2E12 Clubhouses is FILLER

Randy and Sharon divorce. They get back together by the end. Bebe likes Kyle. She doesn't by the end of the episode. Typical filler stuff. S2E13 Cow Days is FILLER

The Terrance and Phillip dolls never appear again. Neither does Eric believing himself to be a Vietnamese prostitute called Ming Lee have any consequences. S2E14 Chef Aid is FILLER

Herbert Garrison's filler arc with Mr. Twig comes to an end. Chef sleeps with a lot of women. End of episode. S2E15 Spookyfish is FILLER

I love this episode, but Sharon being crazy and all the paralell universe stuff are solely for this one. S2E16 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! is FILLER

Eric now has a bunch of family members, none of which we ever see again. S2E17 Gnomes is CANON

It may come as a surprise after such a long string of fillers, but since the gnomes return and Tweek becomes a major player later, it only makes sense for this episode to be seen as fairly plot-heavy. S2E18 Prehistoric Ice Man is FILLER

Stan and Kyle get into a fight and then make up. The iceman never returns.

… SPOILER-FREE RUNDOWN

Again, CANON means you should watch it, FILLER means you can skip it, LORE is somewhere in-between, any episode with the LORE label will have an explanation that helps you decide if you should include it or not.

S2E1 Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus is FILLER S2E2 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut is CANON S2E3 Ike's Wee Wee is CANON S2E4 Chickenlover is FILLER S2E5 Conjoined Fetus Lady is FILLER S2E6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka is LORE* S2E7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) is FILLER S2E8 Summer Sucks is FILLER S2E9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls is FILLER S2E10 Chickenpox is FILLER S2E11 Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods is FILLER S2E12 Clubhouses is FILLER S2E13 Cow Days is FILLER S2E14 Chef Aid is FILLER S2E15 Spookyfish is FILLER S2E16 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! is FILLER S2E17 Gnomes is CANON S2E18 Prehistoric Ice Man is FILLER *Only for its last scene if you want a tease for the movie. Personal notes: You may notice that this season is a lot less plot-heavy than the previous one, with only 3 canon episodes out of 18 compared to the 9 out of 13 in the first.

[hatsunevitu]

i, personally, am not really into stan getting into kyman’s way and trying to stop them from dating, but it seems to be one of the most popular trope for stan in kyman fics. and although i can see the appeal, i prefer another option.

please think about stan who’s actually helping kyman to get together.

so cartman has a big and (as he thinks) unrequited crush on kyle, and he decides that the fastest and most effective way to win kyle’s heart is to get stan’s support since stan and kyle are the best friends. and if you have stan by your side, you can say that half of work here is done.

and as a professional manipulator cartman convinces stan into helping him – he plays the “i’m on my meds & went through therapy” card, he says that stan is the one who gotta understand how broken heart and unmutual feeling hurt, that it’s almost their prom and cartman doesn’t have enough time to hit on kyle properly – and who knows, maybe they won’t even be in touch after kyle enters the university, so cartman has only one chance. he swears on his life he’s never gonna hurt kyle, and he flatters stan by saying he always hated him the least out of all the boys.

and stan as a hopeless romantic and sucker for stories with unmutual crushes finally gives in agreeing to help cartman. bonus if wendy is totally into this idea because a) it’d be amusing to watch them having their drama; b) she supports gay rights and wrongs; c) she think that kyle would be like a good influence for cartman and could “fix him” (my girl has never been so wrong in her entire life)

so they all start a whole new project for making kyle consider cartman as a proper romantic partner.

cartman: Okay. You have to invite him to the cinema BUT you will dump him at the very last minute so he’ll have to go there with me. What movie should we choose?

stan: Uhhh… There’s a new DC movie?

cartman: DUDE! Even I know he’s more of a Marvel fan.

stan: Well, I’m- I’m not supposed to memorize his preferences by heart, you know!

cartman: You’re his best friend?????

btw stanman and candy bonding over there :333

so wendy and stan help him to plan the whole dates, but the minor problem is that they have veeery different understanding of the romance.

wendy: The best way to win his heart and make some obvious hints is to take him out for a romantic dinner in the restaurant!

stan: No way, Kyle’ll hate that! Take him for a basketball game, he loves basketball.

cartman: …Can’t I just invite him to watch “The passion”?

wendy&stan, indignantly: CARTMAN!

cartman: What? It’s symbolic!

so they end up convincing him that kyle is never gonna like cartman if he doesn’t hide his true self, so he has to pretend a lot. he hates this idea, but eventually agrees and starts faking his behaviour being all nice, polite and kind-hearted, but every time their dates become a mess. and kyle seems to react veeery negatively, because even though he thought he wanted cartman to change, and he’s supposed to be happy that cartman is finally acting like a decent normal person – deep down he can’t get rid of this vague feeling that something is wrong, that he’s faking. and it irritates him so much he gets more and more angry and yells at cartman almost every time, even though there are no visible reasons for that.

and one day cartman just freaks out because he’s tired of faking, and if kyle doesn’t like the real cartman, than fuck him. and he finally asks him out the way he truly wanted – with mean jokes, rude behaviour, they just go to kfc and then sit at home watching dumb horror movies in cartman’s bedroom. and that was the first time they kissed – the first time in a long time when kyle saw cartman’s real self. and oh boy did he missed it.

[shessofineliterallyhitmewithacar]

south park genderbend hc’s

For names I think as it’s widely accepted Kyle would be Kylee, but it seems like no one’s rly decided on what to call Stan. I hc her name would be Stace, shirt for Stacey like Stan is for Stanley yk?

u cannot convince me that Stace doesn’t dress like a little grunge punk band type little Pinterest board. I’m talking band shirts, loose long sleeve u der tshirts, baggy jeans, smudged eyeliner, black and white converse (except Stace doodles on the white parts), and she definitely rocks the short, shaggy, mullet-y type hair style, like tell me u cannot see her wearing this shit

however Kylee on the other hand, is the opposite side of Pinterest. She wears more of an academia, neat, flowy kinda style. I can just picture her wearing pleated skirts, some nice fairycore kinda flowy shirts, some long flowy skirts and dresses, and 2 plaits hanging by her ears and reaching the middle of her spine (that is if she’s not wearing her hair out and letting her curls flourishe (which is stace’s favourite)). Kylee defo wears no makeup, save curling her lashes and occasionally wearing mascara, however her gf is the opposite, constantly rocking the heavy smoky eye, smudged eyeliner and fading mahogany coloured lipstick.

when they were younger tho, like before highschool I think they just wore basically what they do in the show except with cute lil skirts

While I think mlm style is bi/gay love, I think in the wlw universe they’re just big lesbians, and only for each other

ever since anyone could even remember Stace and Kylee were very much so anti-boys, always laughing and exclaiming ”eww” when the other girls started becoming interested in them. When it got to that stage that the other girls started dating boys, no one was really surprises when the 2 didn’t do the same, they were just Kylee and Stace the same they had always been ( this is mostly just cause I can’t even picture them with anyone else lol)

they definitely go on double dates with Marjorine and Kenny (I can’t decide if I hc Kenny as staying a boy or girl, either way I fucken love kenjorine)

stace and Shelley made a deal with Randy to work in a food truck selling weed cookies and stuff for tegeridy farms at the markets on Saturdays, in exchange for them not having to stay at the farm when it’s meant to be their week for staying at Randy’s (I hc that Sharon and Randy divorced and got split custody but Shelley hates him and Stan just hates being away from everyone one and that’s why they don’t wanna stay at the farm every 2nd week (i actually love Randy in all his dumbassery and don’t think he’d be as abusive he as he’s portrayed in all of those style fics)). Kylee stays at the truck every Saturday, sitting below the counter on the floor cause he’s technically not allowed to be there, sometimes bringing marj and Kenny too.

I hc cartman to be a girl but still go as cartman, her first names now just Erica. She had a little crush on Kylee when they were younger but when she ran into Stace going through one of her depression cycles on a swing set near starks, and let Stace rant abt how her life sucks and she loves Kylee so much it hurts to see her not feel the same (she’s clueless cause Kylee’s literally obsessed with her), cartman kinda realises how perfect they are for eachother and starts scheming to try and get them together. Stace tries to talk to cartman abt the swing set dilemma, but cartman simply says it never happened cause “why would I ever sit through u crying about ur f*ggy crush on the Jew” (she says this with love ofc)

cartman is now dating Wendy tho, after a tension filled fight (that cartman ofc only started “bc goddamn the purple wearing bitch is hot asf when she’s angry”) ended in the two of them aggressively making out in the janitors closet and rutting against eachother. Ofc it took them a month of denial to actually start dating eachother after a final fight ending with confessions of love coming out through rage-filled screams.

I think that’s pretty much all my hc’s for now, let me know if y’all would like to hear more, also sorry for any grammar errors ur girl did nott proofread haha

[11x13kyle]

what was the style mca wedding like?

it will come as no surprise to hear that kyle is the biggest fucking groomzilla anal FREAK about his wedding. this isn’t mcau exclusive it’s a universal constant. he’s panicking the entire time building up to the wedding, has a 15 pound binder full of wedding-related information, refuses to relinquish control over a single aspect of it like not even to stan, is just so stressful to talk to because every conversation comes back to that damn wedding

here’s some info you already know from other posts but still worth mentioning here:

cartman is banned from the wedding and there’s literally a specific bouncer in place specifically to kick him out but he refuses to let this stop him. he isn’t able to successfully break into the wedding before the i dos but he very much succeeds in getting into the reception, stealing butters away from kenny (his date), and hooking up with him in the bathroom. kenny responds to this by getting so drunk and hooking up with wendy in the same bathroom.

kenny was also explicitly prohibited from fucking at the wedding so this makes kyle utterly furious

kenny wanted to throw both stan and kyle’s bachelor parties but randy was really insistent on throwing stan’s so kenny was like fine i’ll just throw kyle the best party EVER

unfortunately for him the planning process was hell because kyle is a giant stick in the mud and kept giving him all this restrictions and saying what he isn’t allowed to have which leads to this massive argument because kenny is like i’m sorry where are we supposed to host this shit a MONASTERY???

eventually kyle agrees that kenny can bring drugs but NO strippers

at kyle��s supposedly “low key” party he ends up tripping absolute balls on acid and getting super wasted to the point of blacking out for a couple of hours and coming to on a random ass beach really far from the bar they were at with just kenny

“alright kenny where the FUCK are we???”

meanwhile stan is having a miserable time at his bachelor party just getting whiny drunk in the corner and missing kyle the whole time and not enjoying himself at ALL

randy insisted on strippers and only hired women for his gay son’s bachelor party because at the end of the day it’s for him, not stan

stan while getting a lap dance from a beautiful woman: i miss my fiancé :((

he tries to call kyle but it keeps going to voicemail and he thinks it’s because kyle is having too much fun to notice but it’s really just because kyle is in the middle of NOWHERE with ZERO service

at the wedding itself, they’re mostly successful in keeping the whole thing private and as just a family and friends affair, but one of stan’s fans does manage to find the location and secures a couple of super blurry pictures of the wedding from a distance

she responds to all the questions with either “I DONT KNOWWW” or just total lies

the wedding itself is actually a lovely ceremony honestly. kyle knows what the hell he’s doing. stan sobs the ENTIRE time.

[vickyzzsummervan]

sorta why I ship kyman ig… (told from Kyles POV)

So this is how our relationship came to be…so many people would assume that we would never, in any universe, be able to feel something strong towards each other that wasn't hatred, but alas…

Everyone knows Eric has always had some sort of strange obsession with me, it being a very unhealthy obsession due to his long list of mental illnesses, but what was often overlooked was my mutual obsession I had for him. I would deny it for so long, but if you paid close attention it was very noticeable. I could not live without him in my life. Whenever the group tried to get rid of him I would interfere with some dumb excuse as to why we needed him. And when he ever did leave our group I would feel as if a huge part of me was missing, resulting in me doing whatever I could to get him back. Everything just felt wrong without him. If Eric wasn't his normal self, then was anything really normal?

That's just some of the basics about my obsession with him, I won't go into any more detail because it's honestly kind of embarrassing and there's still a lot more of this story to tell.

So in 6th grade Eric finally got therapy(court mandatory due to a very long and stressful situation that I don't want to get into). He was given a lot of diagnoses and he was medicated. He was still very evil and shit(you know what I mean), but I honestly wasn't expecting him to change at all because it's ERIC CARTMAN for goodness sake! But he proved me wrong. At first the changes were small, not even noticeable really, but eventually he grew into a somewhat stable person. He and I became friends during all of this. He stopped being so cruel to me and even stopped with all the name calling(he still uses "Jew" sometimes, but now it's more of a pet name rather than an insult). One night when we were playing video games at his house he suddenly apologized for everything he had ever done to me. It was a really long, tearful apology that he clearly really meant. I won't say too much because he'd probably kill me if he ever found out I spoke about it, but I could tell he truly meant every word he said and that he had actually changed for the better. We got closer and feelings started developing. We weren't fighting anymore(it is only bickering and some arguments now) and our overall relationship was becoming a lot less toxic.

At the end of seventh grade he confessed his feelings to me. I was shocked, not even knowing he was gay, but I was also extremely happy and we've been dating ever since.

Obviously some things were left out, but these were just some of the major details.

:)

[roostertuftart]

1, 2, 9, 23 for salty asks!!

What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

Both sided K*man. I know I spoke positively of it before but I just really don't like it haha. It doesn't make sense to me and I don't like what it often does to Kyle's character.

I can see why it's popular! Enemies to lovers, especially with how in the past, Kyle and Cartman were written far more as if they were rivals. If you go as far as the very early seasons, Kyle was generally more of the aggressor in their friendship.

But Idk, I joined way after these episodes were the majority, and I felt really drawn in to Kyle as a character written very much like a abuse victim/survivor- Particularly an aggressive one, and for a while I do think that's how he intentionally was being written? As a joke of course, but episodes like Ginger Cow, Kyle's whole arc in season 21, Tegridy Farms, Mexican Joker, and probably a load of others one before and between these just stuck with me too heavily and seem to really hone in on Kyle being an unwilling participant in much of what Eric does to/with him. Kyle feels so withdrawn in many of these, so desperate to not be apart of things, or when he does insert himself, it feels like something he's doing out of obligation, guilt, paranoia even. And I just,,, Don't see that panning out as a shared attraction between them, unless it comes out of some sort of weird trauma response that I would hope Kyle doesn't last in endgame in a story. I have more opinions on this but I don't want to bash the ship too much.

I can see why people like it once again, especially because how seriously you take things in the show and how they affect the characters is not pretty vast. Something like Imagination Land to me can be basically three episodes of sexual harassment but with how South Park writes it's universe and treats the idea of "sucking balls" I guess I can understand why someone can watch that and just view it as their usual dumb rivalry. That's just kind of the thing with shows like South Park where things are fairly surreal and not meant to be taken as seriously- Or maybe they are? Who knows but I'm not gonna hate anyone for coming to a different conclusion.

Still, with all that being said, in the way I've come to characterize Kyle and read the show, Kyle returning attraction to Eric just feels so inconceivable to me and kind of ruins parts of his character I like way too much to throw aside.

2. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?

Not sure this counts but like. Pretty much every popular(?) gay ship with Clyde. I just don't ship him with Tolkien or Craig, though I find those ships to still be cute!! I just can't help but prefer them as brotps. Clyde is still bisexual though fuck you personally @erratic-brainrot

He kisses Kenny sometimes :]

9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

Mr. Hankey I just hate him he grosses me out so much I hate every moment he was on screen I don't care what the point of that one episode where he got canceled was I don't care about the moral we're supposed to learn at all he sucks he deserves it go to hell forever you literal piece of crap i despise you with the passion of a thousand suns

23. Unpopular character you love?

Hehehe I like towelie a lot. I never don't find him funny and I think he's a fun, surprisingly well rounded character. He makes a lot of Randy scenes very tolerable for me.

Based on this ask list :)

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Okay here's yet another attempt at me trying to convince the masses to vote Craig via organized list as I have seen many do:

1) he has the silliest hat in the entire show

2) very nice colour palette

3) he has the cutest pet in the whole show like cmon stans dog hasn't got SHIT on Stripe

4) He has the healthiest relationship in the entire show, being willing to communicate and CHANGE FOR THE BETTER(unlike a certain other boy...cough..)

5) He is a good friend, such as giving Jimmy good advice on how to deal with THE Cartman

6) His family loves him very much and would be sad :(

7) He's very thoughtful of others and romantic, doing things such as giving Tweek gifts and taking him places to try help!

8) His voice is silly, and still remains so to this day and doesn't sound off!!

9) He has some of the coolest cards from phone destroyer like LOOK AT THESE

10) He knows how to keep a routine, such as watching red racer at the same time every day

11) he had to go through the whole Peru ordeal, and I feel letting him win is the LEAST the boys can do for compensation. They stole his birthday money, got him taken to a foreign internment camp, sent off to another country, AND suddenly discover he's part of an Incan prophecy and shoot lasers out of his eyes. I think he deserves it after all that.

12) Craig canonically uses emoticons, as seen in a test video for TFBW. This adds to his silliness and whimsy.

13) Craig canonically picks his nose, which I feel adds more to his realism as a child and makes him even SILLIER.

14) Spaceman Craig is ADORABLE

15) he's unironically some of the best gay and autistic (I know it's not canon but it's almost universally agreed at this point) representation I've seen in any media.

16) he always has some of the silliest Halloween costumes, such as gangham style Craig or Fortnite gingerbread man craig. Very current and caught up in pop culture!

17) He is a film-making visionary, with his successful show "animals in hats with a wide-angke lense" being super popular!

18) he can play the viola

19) he's the funniest one. Like any scene becomes better with Craig.

20) he is a man of science, such as being the one to run tests in the lab or get mad at Dr Mephesto for wasting his resources on useless scientific endeavours.

21) when he smiles or giggles it is GENUINALLY the cutest shit ever

22) he was part of one of the craziest things to ever happen in fandom

23) he likes Star Trek that's pretty neat

24) he has this monkey plush in a spacesuit and I think that's really cute of him.

25) look at how NOT GREASY and neat his hair is :3 (unlike the marshes...christ they all need help...)

26) he's very helpful, offering to do laundry for Thomas for example!!

27) his lil jamies

28) he goes bald later on so let him enjoy life whilst he can :(

29) he gave us old man YAOI in post covid

30) possibly an actual god?

31) stands his ground unlike...yknow...

32) has SPLENDID vocals

33) amazing investigative work when he and Clyde found out slash isn't real

34) SUIT CRAIG!!!

35)

36) has the best intro ever (the scene with him and Mr Mackey and rainforest schmainforest is still very funny and iconic)

37) if you don't he may flip you off

38) HUGE NERD (infodumps in TFBW)

39) gives amazing life advice ("sure, life sucks sometimes, but it'll pass")

Will add more if needed :3

Reblog for a bigger sample size.

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Kinda related to the other thing I was talking about:

The fact that I can’t differentiate canon and fanon like where’d my media literacy go

I’ll start it now off with some anecdotes that a lot of people can relate to probably and then get more obscure as we get on okay??

Common hcs that I forget aren’t real

- Thomas is bisexual (idk where this one even came from but everyone just accepted it)

- Abe listens to weezer (look at him!!)

- Craig isn’t Peruvian (white Craig fanart always throws me off)

- Kenny doesn’t have freckles or scars (he’d fit freckles and also I hc he’d get a scar every time he dies like a bullet shaped one or one on his head from the chainsaw)

- Mike isn’t trans??? (Genuinely everyone I’ve seen agrees with that one)

Okay now the more obscure ones and Mandela effects I’ve forced upon myself (might as well divide them into fandoms):

The owl house:

These are all hunter ones because I like him the most

- Hunter texts like an old man and posts really blurry photos on penstagram

This one comes from a Headcanon I have relating to Melly that she’s the really tech savvy one and creates new slang in ever text and hunter is like a literal caveman like bro probably didn’t even know about electricity until he was 14

Lke melly prbly txts like ths 2 save time n all her txts

AN.d H un T3r TexTs.likethis be,aues hes nevER USEDA0hone be froe

- he also gives really heartfelt apologies for really silly things like

‘Dearest Luz, I am deeply apologetic towards you for my use of the phrase ‘Fatherless Behaviour’ towards you this morning. I was informed by Gus that it was a funny phrase used by humans towards people who are fans of the popular Minecraft Youtuber, Dreamwastaken, which you have mentioned to me that you enjoy. Thus, I found using the phrase to be appropriate for the situation. I was unaware that it had bad undertones however, as I had not been informed about the passing of your father. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. - Hunter.’

- Also all 3 of the blights ratio him on literally everything like he’ll tweet about what happened to Flapjack and they’ll have successfully ratioed him 1931029:1 in 30 seconds

South park:

Okay let me tell you there’s a lot of these so buckle in:

For context, most of these (all) come from a crack episode me and my sister thought up last year about a costume day, so they’re all really stupid and ooc ones (even more so than hunter’s)

- Craig is a huge Hamilton Stan

He absolutely went through a phase from 2016-18, this alongside Bmc and Heathers made him realise he was gay (he probably kinned Laurens and Michael and then realised why like 3 years later and was definitely into JD) his favourite song is what’d I miss and had to buy more storage because of the amount of Hamilton memes on his phone

- On the other hand, Mr Mackey despises LMM with a burning passion

This one started out as a joke where he threatens to expel Craig for liking Hamilton (‘if you come into my office talking about Lin Manuel Miranda I will expel you) but next time it was brought up it was misremembered as Kill so then it snowballed into this weed of a man threatening nuclear genocide on the universe at the mention of this man?? But he does gen seem like the kinda guy who doesn’t like Hamilton (principal Victoria would love it though she’d be super enthusiastic about the inclusion and stuff (not a pc principal level though))

- Principal Victoria is the worlds most performative activist

I drew fanart of her standing next to Craig in a hospital bed holding a pride flag like ‘get well soon!! Please don’t tell your parents about this!! I’m an ally!!’ (Context: she nearly accidentally killed him)

- Kyle and Stan don’t have really high pitched voices, Clyde doesn’t sound like a Chad, and Cartman doesn’t sound like a grater

Context: nobody involved in the voice cast of RotBC can voice act

Bonus, which isn’t from RotBC: Mysterion and Pip aren’t actually best friends and Kenny actually hates him as much as anyone else

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I rewatched the second season of South Park and took so many notes that I had to split them into two parts. Like seriously, I took so. many. notes. And pictures this time. I started rewatching just in case I’d find some cool little facts to sprinkle into my fanfic but I went way too far and now there’s a million facts under this cut (including gay stan, a domestic violence psa, and craig fucking dying)

Stan doesn’t like hospitals, he finds them gross and he gets sick 🤮. Also the hospital in South Park is called Hell’s Pass hospital. Early seasons have the name as Hells Pass but it gets fixed later

Cartman has to sing all of Come Sailing Away by Styx if he hears a part of it. After he says this, Kyle sings the first part and Cartman has to sing the rest. Kyle does it again later, which is kinda mean

Cartman’s mom tries to abort Cartman, who is an eight-year-old child and thus cannot be legally aborted. Later, after she slept with Bill Clinton to change the law and make 40th trimester abortions legal, it turns out she meant adoption

Kenny sacrifices himself to turn on the generator to the hospital and save Dr. Mephesto’s life along with others. He says “I’ll fucking do it” then does it and dies, absolute legend

Cartman gets way too into his deputy role. He goes undercover, pretends to be a prostitute, says “Respect my authoritah!” a lot and beats people up with his police stick

Kenny’s brother first appears when Cartman responds to a call about a disturbance at Kenny’s house. Apparently there are like 10 adult family members in the house at that time. Kenny’s dad has a black eye because Kenny’s mom punched him. She says he can’t hold a job

Token sits in the classroom in season 2

Cartman starts hating hippies in this season, like a lot

Chef tells the boys that the right time to do drugs is in college

Ike’s name is Ike Moisha Broflovski and he was born in 1996, making him 2 years old in 1998 when this season aired

This is probably obvious but yeah Kyle and Ike are circumcised

Kyle says family isn’t just blood, it’s who you care about, and he says “That’s why you guys are more than just friends, you’re my family. Except for Cartman.”

Craig’s finally sitting in the classroom in S02E04

None of the boys like dodgeball

Clyde gets a dodgeball to the face and he cries :( and he’s the only one who cries by the way

Pip throws a dodgeball in Kyle’s face and breaks Kyle’s nose

When Kyle’s mom tells the boys about conjoined twin myslexia (which isn’t a real term) and says anyone might’ve absorbed their dead twin in the womb, Stan and Cartman run away screaming but Kenny and Kyle stay to listen. Kenny even leans in to look at the book “Freaks A-Z!” that Mrs. Broflovski is reading from, and when she leaves, Kyle grimaces and Kenny laughs

Stan’s mom (Sharon) calls Kyle’s mom (Sheila) when Stan is all freaked out and trying to put an icepick through his brain, and Sharon tells Sheila to get run over by a truck. Sharon is pretty mean in these early episodes

Mr. Broflovski doesn’t really listen to what Mrs. Broflovski is saying, bad husband >:(

South Park’s team is always called South Park Cows no matter the sport

The school nurse, Nurse Gollum, went to Colorado State University

I just realized Butters exists. I think he appeared before S02E05 but I didn’t notice but yeah he’s there with the dodgeball team, injured

Here’s a picture to make up for my disgusting anti-Butters bias

Kenny’s dodgeball uniform number is 69 obviously. Kyle is 7, Stan is 4, Cartman is 325

Sheila smacks Gerald in the face so hard he falls off his chair, lots of violence perpetrated by women in this show. Remember, don’t do domestic violence no matter your gender, it’s not cool

I realized after this whole Butters thing that I should’ve made more notes about Pip, so I’ll make a note about his anger issues now. When people call him French, he gets angry and throws dodgeballs at them

The boys launch a jelly roll at Ms. Crabtree and make her crash the bus. They do it just for fun

The kids somehow go to China in the school bus

Cartman references Moby Dick, but he probably doesn’t know what he’s talking about

Kevin Stoley gets named in S02E05 and has his first speaking role when he says he has Chinese parents and after Cartman hears it he immediately says something racist. smh cartman, what a problematic fave

Cartman says “I love you guys 😊” but Stan and Kyle just stare at him and he goes 😐 “Eh, screw you guys 😠”

If Jimbo and Ned really fought in Vietnam, they youngest they could’ve been in 1998 is early forties, which means in the latest seasons they would be early sixties. Btw they met in Vietman

Jesus and Pals is a recurring TV show in seasons 1 and 2. Jesus just kind of lives in South Park

I just remembered that Terrance and Phillip are really old in canon, it’s so weird, like how can South Park canon still be changing, it’s been 20 years

Also the early seasons are casually racist who knew

Kenny flashes his ass on a tape the boys send to Jimbo and Ned’s TV show, which airs and at least 12 people see Kenny’s bare naked ass

Cartman really doesn’t like hippies in these early seasons. He throws a chair at Ned and yells, “Take that, hippie!” (Ned is in a catatonic state and did nothing to provoke this)

Jimbo and Ned live together I guess. Jimbo’s gonna take Ned home and show him some hardcore porn to snap him out of his catatonic state, good husband unlike Gerald Broflovski

Saddam Hussein is in hell and has a Canadian accent and is Satan’s lover in S02E06, I guess he died in Canada in the first episode this season but I wasn’t paying much attention since that’s the Terrance and Phillip episode that pissed a bunch of people off in 1998 because the audience wanted to know who Cartman’s dad is instead. It was kind of a boring episode so I understand why everyone was pissed, but it is funny that Matt and Trey did that so I’m not mad about it

Aww look at them!!! We’ve got background Style, the vaguest inkling of Crenny, and Cartman/Cake

I’d take more screenshots but it’s a pain since I’m watching legally and stupid legal websites block screenshots so I have to find youtube videos instead ughhhh piracy is the answer kids

Apparently there’s a huge waterfall and canyon somewhere close to South Park, maybe? At least in Stan’s dream

Mary Kay Bergman was an incredible voice actor. How the hell did she voice all the moms, Wendy, Shelly, principle Victoria, the mayor, Nurse Gollum, and fucking Ms. Crabtree??? Holy shit what a queen

Kenny has some feelings about death. He reimagines the episode where death boops him to death and in his version, he beats death the fuck up, then has ice cream and is happy 😊 But again, this is in Stan’s dream

S02E07 kind of establishes that nobody remembers Kenny dying because when Cartman tells a story where Kenny dies, Kyle questions how Kenny could’ve died then when he also died just a few hours ago when a giant monster took him

rip craig, he falls out the bus and into a canyon

But it’s okay because it was all Stan’s dream so everything in the episode is questionable. Everything after this is no longer a dream

Pip’s parents are dead and he has to go to summer school while everyone else is having a nice summer break

Officer Barbrady and the mayor are having sexual relations, I’m sure this is the most interesting note I’ve made so far. Idk I’m just writing everything down, this is how I enjoy things, I have no off switch

Ew summer bus stop, cursed

Kyle casually sings little tunes every once in a while, how cute

This is pretty obvious but Kenny likes dirty jokes, he laughs when Cartman innocently says he loves Chef’s salty chocolate balls (which are chocolate candy). Nobody else laughs

Cartman says “Screw you guys, I’m going home” or variations of it a lot in this season

So Stan throws up when he likes someone, right? Well, he’s watching an indie movie about two gay cowboys who start making out and he throws up, which is either a terrible homophobic joke or confirmation that Stan’s a little gay. I know which one I prefer

Kyle says Mr. Hankey is his best friend after Stan. Like I know it’s definitely canon that Stan and Kyle are best friends but it’s still nice to see confirmation, it’s very precious. Also Kyle is best friends with literal shit, so cute 😊

Kenny deaths:

S02E02 Kenny sacrifices himself by connecting a generator wire, which electrocutes him but brings power back to a hospital

S02E03 A tree falls on Kenny and crushes him

S02E04 Kenny falls in a grave and the gravestone falls on him

S02E05 The Chinese dodgeball team throws a ball at Kenny and he gets splattered against a wall

S02E06 Two guys pull on Kenny and tear him in half, as in one has the head and one has the legs

S02E07 A big scary monster plucks Kenny out of the school bus and carries him away. Also in Cartman’s fake memory of Fonzi jumping over cars, the motorcycle hits Kenny and crushes him against a brick wall. Kenny gets smashed against walls a lot, doesn’t he?

S02E08 Flashback: Baby Kenny has a firecracker and it explodes, sprinkling little baby Kenny parts everywhere. Later in the episode, current day Kenny dies when a giant firework snake bumps him off a stage and under a fence, which then crushes him.

S02E09 Kenny is playing with a yoyo outside a movie theatre when a bunch of people come outside and trample him to death. They say “Oh my God, I found a penny!” and “You bastard!”

I’ll post part 2 of season 2 in a couple days. I’m having way more fun writing these stupid notes than I thought I would (also gnomes is coming up soon and i am fucking ready for tweek)

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Can you image an alternative universe where some ignorant twitter user posted some uber homophobic statement with a Cartman gif and every ratio was the "I Swear" scenes from Cartman Finds Love?

And then Cartman stans rushing to the replies trying to explain "NOOO CARTMAN ISN'T GAY HE'S BEING RACIST" while slowly realizing the show is making fun of them in the most painful (for them) way possible

Gay and trans people making SP their entire personalities is the opposite weird neonazis taking innocent anime like K-ON and using it as their icon for everything

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Why it is extremely harmful to throw around words like homophobia, transphobia and pedophilia to work your personal vendetta

Before we begin, have some basic info. 

I am a cis male, mlm, I am 22 years old, and I am part of a very active lgbtq+ community in my home country, I have taken a lot of classes about different lgbtq+ issues, and are now working with it on a daily basis. 

My boyfriend is ftm and gay. He is currently is his third and last year of getting a bachelors degree in Gender Studies at a University that’s very acclaimed. 

This post is not meant attack, bully or harass anyone. I will not mention names. If you prefer me to put your name in here, let me know. 

This needs to be addressed, and I’m going to do it. If I step on your toes while doing it, so be it. This post will be using examples from the South Park fandom I have personally seen, but I know it happens all the time, everywhere. 

“Homophobia” 

There is two main examples of this that stands out to me in this fandom, and I’m going to dress them separately. 

The first one is a person who have been telling people who disagrees with their head canon that Cartman is gay, that they are homophobic for it. 

Why? 

In her words, he is gay in canon.

...eh? 

First of it, he have never been confirmed gay. If you look into it, you may find hits, and you have every right to headcanon and believe him to be gay.

But when you use this as a basis to call people who doesn’t see it that way for homophobic, it makes it into an entirely different argument. 

As a mlm male, I can tell you. about homophobia. I can tell you how it ruins lives. How two friends of mine have lost their lives to it. How it affects me and thousands, millions of people every single day.

Bu you, as a cis bisexual woman, you should not feel entitled to use that word regarding a personal headcanon about a paper cut out boy from a satire cartoon. 

Shame on you. 

The second example, and honestly the one most infuriating for me personally, is the person, or people, that are going around saying that headcanoning Craig and Tweek as bi, pan or any other sexuality for that sake, is homophobic. 

First of all. These characters are cannily ten years old. When I was ten, I was into dinosaurs. Ten years olds does not always know their sexuality at that age.

I’m not saying it’s impossible, I’m just saying that it’s not fair to expect them to have that figured out at an age where they still play superheroes and thieves and barbarians. 

It is also very harmful to actual bisexual and pansexual and other mlm people to say things like this.

I can not tell you how many years I spent dealing with internal homophobia, fear and anxiety because I couldn’t figure out my own sexuality. 

I have been with girls. I have not hated it. But I still felt gay. 

But because of statements like this, I never felt gay enough. 

Homphobia is very a real issue. 

But not in the way you guys are presenting it. You are slowly taking power away from the word, and that is extremely harmful to mlm and gays all over the world. 

Stop playing SJW and find something real to care about. 

“Transphobia” 

This one is going to be shorter. 

There are people, but especially one person, on here, that likes to call out people who does genderbends for transphobic. 

When my boyfriend was dealing with figuring out who he is, and later his transition, writing and roleplaying online was a huge deal for him. 

Experimenting with gender vs sex, society’s view on gender roles, these were things that helped him through a lot of stressful times and thoughts. 

As I mentioned earlier, he is also studying Gender Studies at uni, where gender bending is something they use in assignments and experiments of the social and physical part of the science. 

You may feel like it’s inappropriate or gnarly, and that’s okay. Block, blacklist, choose to ignore and move on. 

But if you, as a cis person, go about this with throwing the word transphobic around, you are making a fool of yourself, and you are actually hurting real life transexual people. 

“Pedopihila” 

I’ve already talked about this briefly, and I’m going to keep it short. 

There are people in this fandom, and fandom in general, that are calling aging up fictional characters and writing/drawing nsfw content of them, for pedophilia. 

That is such a serious accusation that can ruin peoples lives. It is a horrible thing, that affects the lives of so many innocent people in the real world every single day.

To compare drawing and writing about aged up, fictional, characters in sexual situations with actual ped*philia doesn’t only show that they have major issues separating reality from fiction, it shows that they have no respect for actual victims of these horrible instances.

It is not only wrong by definition, it is wrong in ever sense of the word.

It shows no respect for the real world victims.

It shows no understanding of fiction vs reality.

You are taking all power away from the word, and by that, the power of the victims that choose to stand forward and talk about their experiences.

In fact, all victims of the actual crime. 

It’s not just dumb.

It’s vile.

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A Comprehensive List of Stan and Kyle Moments (I UPD8 AS I GO)

A Comprehensive List of Stan and Kyle Moments (I UPD8 AS I GO)

Hello. Yes, you heard me. Here are all the scenes that legit scream out “STYLE” in South Park, whether these scenes are too far of a reach or not. I mostly compiled this out of my very own convenience, and hopefully this’ll help you a whole lot too. This is extremely text heavy, so I’ll put this under “Read More”. I haven’t played any of the games, so I won’t be including it here at this time, so if you guys know any good moments from the games, please let me know and I’ll add it to the list.

Cherokee Hair Tampons:

- The entire goshdarn episode.

- Stan being concerned and distraught over a dying Kyle breaks my heart. He was even bawling next to Kenny.

- Stan willing to donate his kidney to Kyle, even if it’d hurt a lot.

- Stan knowing that Kyle ate a bean and bacon soup half an hour ago shows that he’s been by Kyle’s side for quite some time now.

- Stan holding onto Kyle while they were at Cartman’s house.

- “Dude, you’re my best friend. I don’t want you to die before I do...”

Super Best Friends:

- Yeah, um, this episode...is gay.

- Stan and Kyle entering the episode with ice cream cones while Butters and Cartman wondering where they got them from. It’s assumed Stan and Kyle were hanging out with each other off-screen.

- I think Kyle being convinced that he’s not “really happy” through brainwashing is parallel to Stan being convinced that he’s “depressed” by the Church of Scientology.

- Stan trying to help Kyle escape with him, not even mentioning this plan to Kenny, Cartman or even Butters.

- Stan and Kyle looking at each other with longing looks while dramatic music plays in the background. Ah yes. I am...not even joking...this legit happened.

- How to Find Your Boyfriend 101: “OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!!” “Y-you bastards...”

- Stan pleading Kyle not to kill himself and to hold his breath while being there for him.

- The ending where they call each other Super Best Friends and both proceed to beat up Cartman when he teased that they should make out.

Cartmanland:

- Stan comforting a distraught Kyle.

- @belovedhomosexuals mentioned that canonically, Stan helps Kyle with his hemorrhoid cream, and IM-

- Stan doing everything he can to get back at Cartman for Kyle’s sake.

- Stan demanding the doctor to wheel Kyle out to see Cartman in misery.

Asspen:

- “YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HEATHER!!” >:(

- Kyle not wanting Stan to do the K-13. He doesn’t want him to die.

- Kyle holds a polaroid photo of the both of them. How cute. Does he bring it with him wherever he goes?

The Biggest Douche In The Universe:

- Stan not wanting to go back to Colorado without Kyle and does all he can to convince him that John Edward is a fraud.

Follow That Egg:

- They are dads.

- They take care of their egg really well.

- “As a matter of fact, it is the nicest hat I’ve ever known”

- They’re the reasons gays could get married.

- Stan getting jealous of Kyle being paired up with Wendy. It does seem like a reach I have to admit, but if you’re a Stylendy fan, then this one’s for you.

Return of Chef

- The iconic beginning “flashback” where they both look at the sunset together.

Smug Alert:

- Stan and Kyle meeting in the parking lot in the beginning when Kyle was helping his dad give fake tickets.

- Kyle being moved away from South Park has Stan write a song to get Kyle and his family to come back.

- The cute hug in the end.

Fantastic Easter Special

- Stan, out of breath, asks Kyle for help in protecting Snowball

- Kyle helping him out anyways even though he was busy with fingerprinting.

- Cinematic parallels of Kyle killing Jesus and Stan killing that alien in Pinewood Derby.

Imaginationland Trilogy

- Kyle calling Stan in the morning regarding the “dream.”

- Stan and Kyle, unsure of the notes, both trying to recall the Imagination song. It was cute.

- Stan being distraught when ManBearPig got a hold on Kyle. (I swear, I’ve used the word “distraught” for over 1948388 times now)

- Kyle communicating through Stan telepathically with his Imagination.

Guiltar Queer O

- The whole episode.

- “I know...I need you.”

- The whole episode was literally as if they went through a break up.

- They’re both in sync when playing, right up to their tongues up.

- “Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to rescue me from the bowels of mediocrity! Oh, thank you, your royal lordship!” (Foreshadowing for SOT?)

- Stan thinking of Kyle as he’s “driving”.

The List:

- Stan doing all he can to prove that Kyle is a handsome mf. Another episode that screams Stylendy rights.

You Got F’d in the A:

- Kyle being so happy to see Stan dancing back to the Orange County kids.

- It’s canon that Stan can dance well while Kyle doesn’t have rhythm whatsoever. Wouldn’t it be a cute idea for Stan to teach Kyle how to dance?

You Have 0 Friends

- Kyle pleading Stan to water his crops.

- A short detail but if you noticed when Kyle announced that they made an FB account for Stan, he only added himself as Stan’s friend. This means that Kyle legit “friended” himself in Stan’s profile and didn’t bother to add Kenny or Cartman to Stan’s friend list.

- “Yes. WE’RE REALLY GREAT FRIENDS STAN!!” :D

You’re Getting Old:

- Oof. Yeah....

- Stan obviously loves Kyle a whole lot, but him seeing Kyle slowly turn into a turd probably did break his heart little by little. And when I mean by probably, I mean massively.

- Kyle shouldn’t exactly be demonized for not being able to handle Stan’s cynicism. Because I think it’s ok to admit you can’t handle such emotional drainage even if coming from your SBF, but do mind that him leaving Stan was most likely NOT easy for him. It’s kinda sad that they’ve slowly drifted away since then. BUT NO I REFUSE TO LET THAT HAPPEN ;-;

Assburgers:

- “Fuck you Kyle! You’re a piece of shit...Kyle, I love you. You’re a piece if shit though, fuck you...! I love you...”

- Stan immediately going back to Kyle when he’s feeling “better”

- That McDonalds Exec. literally narrating Stan and Kyle’s current rocky relationship and not believing every second of if.

A Nightmare on Facetime:

- “WILL SOMEONE GET ME A CHARGER OVER HERE!!’

- Kyle bringing and guiding Stan through the iPad.

Ginger Cow:

- Jokes aside, when Stan was asking Kyle about Cartman’s farts, he was really sweet and understanding to him. He genuinely wants to understand why Kyle likes Cartman’s farts so much and knew something was up by the way Kyle was hiding things.

- I also like how he was not afraid to call Kyle a dick. I think a good level of transparency is needed in a healthy relationship. That’s just how they roll.

- Stan helping Kyle cover up in the end....though it did backfire.

Black Friday Trilogy:

- “DID KYLE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!” “Kyle thought of it.” ;-;

- Stan being grounded and Kyle apologizing at the other side of the door was peak gay angst level.

- “That’s just how Xbox people are...” D:

- Ok now for something sweet. In the deleted scene, Stan was showing Kyle how the playstation controller works and...wow.......what cute babies.

Prehistoric Ice Man:

- “Oh my god! They killed Kenny!!” *looks at Kyle* “What? I’m not talking to you anymore.”

- Them fighting and arguing was so adorable. Their voices were so squeaky and cute in this episode.

- “First one to die loses.” SOGKEKGKRI WHAT MORONS

- Stan and Kyle kind of awkwardly trying to start the fight reminds me of Tweek vs Craig.

Mexican Joker:

- Stan angrily sending Cartman to the detention center after hearing about him sending Kyle there.

Band in China:

- “kyyyyyyYYYYYLEEEE :D DUDE YOU’RE BACK!!”

- Stan making a death metal band because a.) He hates living in the farm and b.) He misses Kyle so hard.

Britney’s New Look:

- Another Stan and Kyle episode where they both realized how so far in the wrong they’re in, and they desperately want to fix it.

- Stan and Kyle giving up in the end and joining in the chant.

The Death of Eric Cartman:

- Stan offering Kyle money so he could buy milk for lunch.

Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub:

- “You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time. People will think you guys are, you know, funny.”

- When Kyle walks over in the end, Stan proceeds to complain to him how he had the worst night and they both go to Kyle’s house to hang.

The China Probrem

- In the beginning, Stan telling Kyle to refute Cartman’s racist sayings and got overly concerned when Kyle said he couldn’t do this anymore.

- Stan going in Kyle’s room to talk about moving on from what they’ve witnessed.

- Stan holding Kyle’s hand to run away in Kyle’s dream. Kyle waking up and crying when Stan wasn’t around to comfort him.

- Stan and Kyle crying in each other’s arms and telling each other “I love you”.

- Small detail but when they were leaving the attorney’s office and the attorney and the kids were crying altogether, Stan put a hand on Kyle to comfort him as they were crying.

The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce:

- Stan appearing in Kyle’s living room suddenly.

- “Well dude, maybe we're just super badass. Have you thought of that?” Yeah I know Stan was trying to cover up what he just did by saying that but still.

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe:

- Stan helping Kyle save Ike.

- “Hahaha you farted.” WHAT GROSS DORKS

- Kyle telling a speech to the aliens and Stan remarking how beautiful it was.

A Very Crappy Christmas:

- Kyle calling Stan in the middle of the night to get the guys, and Stan answering all sleepily is so adorable.

- Stan and Kyle voice acting together.

- Stan and Kyle doing the stopmotion animation together.

- Stan and Kyle laughing when they had Stan voice act Cartman to say the “ham” line.

Fun With Veal:

- Kyle taking care of a sickly Stan despite being a bit of a germaphobe.

The Snuke:

- Stan coming over to a sick Kyle’s house immediately after school has been suspended.

Crack Baby Athletic Association:

- Stan not being afraid to call out on Kyle.

- Kyle snuck into Stan’s room and Stan was listening to him unfazed.

Quintuplets 2000:

- Them trying to do gymnastics.

Pee:

- Kyle getting disgusted after hearing Stan talk about how it’s normal for people to pee in pools and in the shower.

Butterballs:

- Kyle calling Stan out in the bathroom, and they have this long ass stare. Kyle knowing that Stan will be jackin it in San Diego.

Bike Parade:

- Stan making Kyle laugh.

Proper Condom Use

- Stan and Kyle playing with a Jennifer Lopez doll and roleplaying.

- “SCREAM FOR ME BITCH!” “AHHHHHHHHH”

- Stan and Kyle in the same car with their cute big heads protruding.

World War Zimmerman:

- Stan and Kyle playing football.

The Scoots:

- Once again, Stan and Kyle playing football.

City on the Edge of Forever:

- Stan saving Kyle in his dream.

- Stan and Kyle sitting a bit closer to each other than usual in Stan’s dream.

Grounded Vindaloop:

- The tetherball date.

- Stan and Kyle saying “fuck you” to Kenny.

Clubhouses:

- Stan reading Bebe’s note, and Kyle being unfazed about it later in the episode. It was never defined whether he was informed the note came from Bebe.

#REHASH:

- Stan and Kyle being called grandpas by the little kids.

Tegridy Farms:

- When one of Ike’s classmates blew smoke in front of Kyle, Stan got extremely defensive about it.

Raising the Bar:

- Stan informing Kyle that it isn’t cool to continue on with “Fatty Doo Doo”.

- Stan checking up on Kyle as he’s sitting alone and listening to him lament about how the bar has sunk so low because of people.

Go Fund Yourself:

- *looking at Kyle’s ass* Boy this is the life huh.

Truth and Advertising:

- Stan and Kyle fist fighting for real, and Tweek and Craig looking at them concerned since they rarely ever fight like this.

Conjoined Fetus Lady:

- Stan preparing to catch Kyle if ever he fails to catch the dodgeball.

Stanley’s Cup:

- THEIR YOUNGER SELVES PLAYING HOCKEY!

ManBearPig:

- Stan’s head on Kyle’s lap. It’s so beautifully rendered.

Board Girls:

- “Wow, you are really into board games.”

A Scause for Applause:

- Kyle confronts Stan about cutting the bracelet by saying Heidi Turner saw him with super glue.

The Death Camp of Tolerance:

- “KYLE! KYLE! YOU HAVE TO KEEP MAKING YOUR MACARONI PICTURES!!”

South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut:

- Stan getting jealous that even Kyle is amazed at Gregory.

Cartman Join NAMBLA:

- Stan and Kyle putting their face against the glass.

Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics:

- Stan and Kyle making fun of Shelly behind her back.

Raisins:

- Kyle coming to visit Stan with the gang after the whole breakup.

- Kyle wanting Stan to be happy again by bringing him to Raisins.

- Kyle being annoyed over Stan being distraught over Wendy. Jealous?

Mr. Jefferson:

- When Stan hears a knock on his window, he assumes it’s Kyle.

- Stan and Kyle being good caretakers of Blanket.

- Stan and Kyle sleeping with Blanket.

[faerydreams]

Lets add in Craig’s Gang for headcannons

Craig

- GayTM 

- dyed his hair black to be edgy

- Eyes are that cannon greenish-yellow 

- Sick 24/7 (have you heard the kid’s voice?) 

- Slightly tanner skin than everyone 

- “So glad that I’m gay.” ~probably Craig when he hears Stan’s latest break up with Wendy 

- Actually slightly shorter than Tweek

- has learnt the triple middle finger, but never does it for fear of the universe imploding 

Tweek 

- Also gay 

- LONG ENOUGH HAIR TO BE PUT IN A FRICKING MAN BUN (like imagine his hair being brushed, I think it’ll be as long as Pip’s)

- Blue eyes, but are always dilated because coffee 

- Will fuck anyone up if he sees someone messing with Craig 

- Literally asks the teacher if he can work with Craig every time there’s a test

- Probably has made slime and stress balls for his anxiety 

- “You good dude?” “HHHHHHHHDJHESGKJASFHU” “Okay” 

- Tol, but slouches quite a bit 

Clyde 

-Shortest in Craig’s gang, but taller than Cartman 

- MOTHER FRICKING PARTIAL HETEROCHROMIC EYES. His right eye is brown and has a bit of blue flecks in while the left is completely brown 

- Loves his mom very much 

- B I S E X U A L 

- Pretty much flirts with every girl he meets, if he’s bored he’ll flirt with guys 

- Has had his ass beat every time he flirts with Craig or Tweek, so he doesn’t try 

- Probably not the greatest at math, knows his spelling and proper use of “your’ and “you’re” 

- Chubby body, but is a happy boi about it

Token

- Tallest. No questions asked 

- Bi potato 

- Mom Friend 

- Probably keeps Clyde because someone has to 

- Not into the whole “fuck off” personality crAIG 

- Probably has to keep bail money in case someone does end up in jail 

- Would totally host a party at his house with his parents knowing 

- Craig has stolen this guy’s fucks, because Token got none left

[ao3feed-style]

South Parkstuck

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/31yVwWh

by je3p3rsCre3p3rs

As the universe created by the Alpha Kids comes to the end of its life, a new game surfaces. A game called Spurb. The kids of South Park Elementary are a result of their prehistoric predecessors: the trolls and humans who created their universe. They will find that Spurb is more than they bargained for, especially with His Imperious Political Correctness, otherwise known as PC Principal, hounding their every move.

Words: 9510, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park, Homestuck

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Token Black, Jimmy Valmer, Clyde Donovan, Wendy Testaburger, Heidi Turner, Bebe Stevens, Nichole Daniels, Red (South Park), Towelie (South Park), Kanye West, Mr. Hankey (South Park), PC Principal, Randy Marsh, Michael (South Park: Raisins), Firkle Smith, Henrietta Biggle, Pete Thelman, Mr. Mackey (South Park)

Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman/Heidi Turner, Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski/Heidi Turner, Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens

Additional Tags: Crossover, Angst, Alternate Universe - Human/Troll Society (Homestuck), Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Everyone Is Gay, Everyone Has Issues, homestuck quadrants, Human/Troll Hybrids, Love Triangles, Love Confessions, Unrequited Love, Idiots in Love, Love/Hate, Sopor Slime, Friends to Lovers

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/31yVwWh