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Chat up my muse
“I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?”
“Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?”
“ Is there a mirror in your pants…? I think I can see myself in them..”
“ I don’t suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?…I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty.”
“Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?”
“Hi, can I buy you several drinks”
“Are you from Tenesse? Cause your the only ten I see”
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you"
“ My friend thinks you’re hot, and if it’s any consolation so do I.”
“I can’t find my puppy - can you help me find him? I think he went into this secluded, romantic area here….”
“I’m not drunk, i’m just intoxicated by you.”
“I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.”
“What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?”
“My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?”
“I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?”
“ I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.”
“You’re like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.”
“Keep it quiet - but I’m COMPLETELY naked under these clothes.”
“I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities..”
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five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
“zero fucks given. next please.”
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“If this is a water level I’m going to eat my game console.”
Things Said While Playing Scary Games sentence starters | Accepting
“Kenma don’t eat it! I’ll play it for you, I can do it!”
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Things Said While Playing Scary Games sentence starters
Since it’s a holiday I decided to give you something a little more light-hearted, just for the heck of it. Enjoy.
“Five foot zero and born to be a hero.” “I’m a creepy little man.” “Well, being alive was nice while it lasted.” “Dasvidaniya, bitch.” “Tell me, [character’s name], now when did you last let your heart decide?” “*yelling* I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD.” “Shining, shimmering, OH SHIT!” “I’m creepin’ on the down low, leave me alone.” “Butts and butts and more butts!” “I eat monsters like you for brunch.” “I don’t have a glass house, I have a glass castle. A glastle.” “I’m punny as hell and you love me.” “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.” “MONSTER YOU WEREN’T INVITED.” “I’m ready to FIGHT.” “The monster just wants a hug.” “Where did all of these naked men come from?” “Ohhh I’m a huuuge douchebag, meh meh meh.” “If this is a water level I’m going to eat my computer.” “Water can suck a fuck.” “I can’t see a god damn diddly darn thing.” “THEY READ MY DIARY!” “Hey assholes, the party has arrived!” “Come and get me, nerds!” “This is how I die.” “I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead.” “Nevermind, I’m alive.” “I don’t think that’s how you pronounce that word, [character’s name].” “Come on, will something useful into existence.” “This place offends all of my senses.” “All I wanted was to sit and enjoy a nice relaxing evening, and then all HELL breaks loose.”
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@nekoka liked for a starter!!!
“Kenmaaaa! How long are you going to play that? You promised that you would set for me like an hour agoooo!”
#nekoka#//we can build into something longer if you'd like#I'm trying to get back into the swing of writing for him tbh
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//I need threads over here oh my god like this for a starter! Capping at 3 because I suck at them tbh
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//happy munday! I know I'm not very active over here but have a Viktor costest I did last night I know the wig isn't right but it's my Lev wig, I'm working with what I got right now
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“Of course not! You might have Kenma but I want to stay with my team.”
sxyhigh replied to your post: 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
“Kuroo-san told me to do it!”
“if ‘kuroo-san’ told you to leave karasuno and come on over to nekoma, would you do it? that is, if you could even qualify.”
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REBLOG IF YOU'RE OKAY WITH HIGHLY TRIGGERING "I'M GOING TO HELL IN A SICK, TWISTED HANDBASKET FOR WRITING THIS" PLOTS
Including but not limited to: rape/sexual assault and abuse, abusive plots in general, incredibly toxic relationships, manipulation/ mind games, cannibalism, mutilation/ graphic torture, pedophilia, substance abuse, kidnapping, slavery, and whatever else can happen with your muse because some of us don’t write morally sane characters and don’t pussyfoot around with what horrors exist in the world.
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Send ‘🍞’ to throw a loaf of bread at my muse.
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Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.
independent haikyuu!! OC. penned by jamal. personal blogs do not reblog!
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“How much orange juice is too much orange juice...?”
#open#ic#//my stomach burns already and I've barely had any yet I keep drinking it#so good but so bad
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@puddingprince continued from here
When it came to being around Kenma, he always made sure to be more perceptive of his surroundings for the sake of his friend. He was protective to say the least. This was his friend that he cared about and he knew that Kenma had more things going on than his other friends. And so he took precautions. It didn’t take long to notice where the other was staring and he felt worry bubble up in his chest. Immediately he moved closer to Kenma’s side to gently grab hold of his sleeve and tug. When his words were ignored, he only felt more worried. Tugging again and waving his hand in front of the taller’s face seemed to be his best course of action.
Having Kenma’s attention again, he chose not to bring the subject up again and instead gave him a big smile. “I asked if you wanted to get a snack. I’m getting hungry. And I don’t know my way around here so I need you to pick.” Hopefully removing the other from the situation and providing a distraction would be enough. It was more than he could hope for though.
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@hihitoka continued from here
One thing that he had never liked about graduating was separating from everyone on the team. Managers as well. They were his second family, the ones that brought him immense joy and allowed for him to continue doing the things he loved most. Yachi was one of the people he had missed the most though. She was the one that had helped him so much in both patience and school work. He missed her for more than just that but he was still thankful to her for those things.
When he’d heard that she was coming to visit, he made sure that his schedule was clear between work and volleyball and actual college coursework. Well maybe he was neglecting one of those things but that wasn’t important right now. He was bouncing on the balls of his feet as he waited for the train to come in. All excited energy that could hardly be contained in his small frame. Which had thankfully at least gained a few centimeters.
As soon as he saw that familiar head of blonde hair, he was bolting for the smaller girl, bodies nearly crashing together as he hugged her tight around the middle. He even lifted her off the ground to spin her around, face split so wide with a smile that it was bordering painful. “You’re here! You’re here!” He was laughing fully and happily and he didn’t want to let her go.
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@prxtecting continued from here
One thing was for certain when it came to sleeping, pillows were key. But somehow he’d been landed with a rather flat one almost completely unfit for sleeping. Luck seemed to partially be on his side at least with there being extra pillows. The problem was that he wasn’t the only one with his eye on them. Nekoma’s libero had his sights set on them too. But no way was he going to just give it up. A determined expression fell on his face as his body tensed.
“You already have a decent pillow.” It was the only argument he gave as he slowly started to inch closer.
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The sights, the รσυиdร
They’re everywhere and αll αяσυиd
I’ve never felt so good before
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“It’s true that I’m not very tall. However! I can fly!”
🌠 Indie and semi-selective 🌠 21+ Mun 🌠 Mutuals only 🌠 3+ years tumblr experience
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