#Carrot food logo

[gladosisstillalesbian]

Your Name Is Chell

Chapter Four: Talk To Her - Read It On Ao3

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Maybe, you think — and it makes you feel mean, but you think it, as you peel the carrots and snap them between your teeth — you just want something for yourself. Everything you have is shared: gifts with eyes and ears, clothing and bedsheets and old canned food with that same little logo that’s stamped across her side; even your time belongs to her, when she wants it. And she usually wants it.

Maybe “quiet” really means “alone.”

It’s not like you don’t like it — you smile when she comments on the films you watch, flush when she curls you close �� but she has a way of taking things and turning them over. Opening them up, exposing their underbelly. A way of pulling things apart. Things can’t be shared once they’re so thoroughly digested — you just want to hold this for a little while before the dissection begins.

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[danshive]

I’ve seen people say stores should be fined for not donating food past the “best by” date (which is different to a “use by” date, and is still perfectly edible and fine) instead of throwing it out.

I’m in favor of stores doing that, but I don’t like the idea of fining them for not doing so. That’s a stick approach. People don’t respond well to threat of punishment, and it should be a last resort used when there aren’t better options.

Depending on the egos and wealth involved, some businesses might just plan their finances around that loss.

While I could be mistaken, I think a carrot approach would be better.

What I have in mind is two rewards for stores that donate edible foods instead of throwing them away:

1 - Tax benefits, and a system in place that keeps the process from being a headache for stores. Make it a financial net-gain that way instead of threatening a fine.

2 - Official certification with a well-designed logo that stores can legally use in promotion if they meet the qualifications. Have it be good PR for the store with a ready-to-go, recognizable seal of approval they can use.

[oneofusglobal]

Carrots🥕 vs Potatoes🥔 which is the better food? Let the debate begin.

Zanahorias🥕 vs Patatas🥔 ¿Cuál es la comida superior? Que el debate comience.

Visual description: This video features clips of Technoblade playing Minecraft. The text, "One of Us" is below the video, the "o" in " of" is replaced by the One of Us logo, a heart surrounded by a pair of hands. The video ends on a black screen with the text "Happy April Fools Day" in white. The One of Us logo is above the text but the heart is filled with Minecraft carrots.

Audio description: Classical instrumental music plays in the background and gradually picks up in intensity.

Descripción visual: Este video muestra clips de Technoblade jugando Minecraft. El texto "One of Us" se encuentra en la parte inferior del video, la "o" de "of" es reemplazada por el logo de One of Us, un corazón rodeado por un par de manos. El video termina con una pantalla en negro con el texto, originalmente en inglés, "Feliz Día de los Inocentes" en letras blancas. El logo de One of Us se muestra sobre el texto, pero el corazón está relleno de zanahorias de Minecraft.

Descripción del audio: Música clásica instrumental suena en el fondo y gradualmente se vuelve más intensa.

[obihiro-division]

"Fear is temporary. Regret is permanent.”  -Dan Skinner

Introduction

Hisoka Tetsumasu is the leader of the Obihiro division rap battle team, Veiled Vanguard. He is widely known by his old nickname, now stage name N. Although he is recognized today in the world of zoology as a man dedicated to breeding race and show horses in Japan, the shadow behind him details a long history of crime. The most significant of his old ventures cemented him as one of the first men to establish a black market on illegal hypnosis microphones. Now several years later, he reemerges back into the public eye, albeit unwillingly.

While most people may describe Hisoka as a strong, silent man who spares only a few words to his colleagues, Hisoka's true personality shows when he is isolated with his horses. That is a surprisingly soft, timid man who is absolutely obsessed with horses. While the circumstances that have led him to the northern part of Japan was unfavorable to say the least, Hisoka has been quite content raising horses for both racers, hobbyists, and even rich and famous people. This led to his connection with the Kamiyama family, the father of said family being a huge fan of the horses Hisoka and his colleagues raise.

Hisoka has been antagonizing the Chuohku government for years now, but with this sudden summons by the Chuohku officials, the man is doomed to sing and dance for his captors hoping he can find another way out from the mountain of damages and debt he has left in his wake.

Appearance

Currently Hisoka sports a head of long red hair that obscures a portion of his old tattoo; A dragon that wraps around the length of his right arm and up around the right side of his head. His eyes are a sunny yellow color.

Typically he sports a black, white, and pea green tracksuit, with the team's symbol on the front as a logo. The jacket of his tracksuit is typically unzipped and shrugged off his shoulders to show off his black turtleneck underneath. For footwear, he dons a pair of black combat boots. He also wears gloves, both to cover the end of his tattoo on his right hand and also for his work.

Hypnosis Microphone

Originally Hisoka had no talent when it came to wielding a real hypnosis microphone, which led to his making of faulty, weak hypnosis microphones. However after his life had been turned around and getting thrown into the D.R.B., his microphone actually takes form! Hisoka’s mic takes the form of a grey amethyst microphone with a silver horseshoe arching over the head of the square mic. Instead of being on a stand as most amethyst microphones typically are, it appears to be handheld. His speakers take the form of an abstract chandelier, with the main body acting as the main speaker. The branches of the speaker alternate between ordinary candle holders, to hands which wriggle and move around behind him (something he is having difficulty getting used to).

His rap ability “NULL” completely nullifies his opponent’s ability. This ability is dampened by the fact Hisoka is seemingly unable to use this ability on command, rather it is dependant on his emotions.

Hisoka’s gravelly voice makes for an intimidating factor. His chances for actually utilizing this effectively is dampened by his anxiety. While in the past he might have been able to egotistically sing about himself, a good majority of his tracks these days start with him repeating phrases as a way to hype himself up. But as soon as he can rid himself of his anxiety, he is surprisingly capable of returning to his old self, with a new appreciation of his teammates supporting him.

Entomology

Hisoka - Written as “scarlet”, “think”, and “song”. 

Tetsumasu - His last name literally translates to “iron growth” or “iron expansion”.

Trivia

Hisoka is right handed.

He loves horses and nearly all forms of racing but despises police officers, detectives, and anyone else that may pry into his life.

His favorite food is carrots while he hates red meat and brussel sprouts.

Surprisingly, Hisoka used to live a very reckless and dangerous life in his past dabbling in an array of violent and addictive habits. This was all dropped after his life was literally and figuratively destroyed by Iwao Yoshioka.

Due to the trauma he suffered at the hands of Iwao, Hisoka has severe PTSD. He has difficulties sleeping and can be irritable in stressful situations (no doubt something that’s going to increase).

Hisoka used to be a researcher that worked under Rei Amayado when the war had technically ended. Hisoka however chose to betray him and steal from Rei to establish his black market business after being influenced by his brother. Hisoka lives under the assumption Rei may be trying to hunt him down, although it’s unknown what the conman really thinks of Hisoka.

He owes a lot to the Rikiya family, especially to Toshiko Rikiya as she was the one who helped him recover and get him connected with the owners of Spur Stud Ranch.

[becomingkatie]

Theo is still not doing great. Now that we've been tracking his every litterbox attempt, it's clear that pooping is more of the trouble than peeing. He's peeing about twice a day, but only pooping every three days, and mostly outside the litterbox. Lots of going in and out of the litterbox before every pee and poop, having to try for each. It's heartbreaking, and he's on an all-wet food diet now to boost his hydration, and the vet recommended some additional supplements for his joints (he definitely has some pain) and his urinary tract in addition to pain medications in the hopes that some of the troubles are just that it hurts him to assume the position and not that something worse is wrong internally. But as more time goes on and he doesn't improve, it just gets hard. And of course putting the medicine in his food makes him not want to eat the food, and he won't take pill pockets anymore. He's tired of it. We're tired of it.

We didn't travel for Christmas like we'd planned, because we can't leave him with a sitter and feel comfortable right now. I still haven't mailed my brother and his wife their presents - since we were going to drive, there was no time pressure to prepare, and then when we cancelled our plans everything felt chaotic and I need to actually get them in the mail asap. I finally wrapped all but one, and that one is a mock-up of the pottery stamp and I had to wait for the paint to dry before I could wrap it. I wanted to make something for him to unwrap, but didn't want to buy it without talking with him first so he can decide what the stamp actually has on it, whether it's his signature or a logo or something else.

Since we can't really travel right now and she's semi-retired, my mom is coming to visit us. She's coming up today and staying three nights. It's a long drive at over eight hours. Not as long as the drive I used to make from here down to where she and my dad lived, but still not a fun solo drive. I'm very grateful she's making that drive just to see us, and I'm excited to give her her presents and hug her and have her see Theo. Part of me feels guilty for not traveling and feels like if she sees us mixing medicine into his food multiple times a day, tracking every litter usage, she'll be like "of course you couldn't travel!" Even though she and my brother were already like "do not worry! your cat is sick! stay home and do what you need to! we'll see you when we see you!" and didn't make us feel bad about it.

I'm trying to come up with some ideas for what to do while she's here. I've got food mostly figured out but not activities.

I've also been in a BAD MOOD lately, and I think a lot of it is that the year is ending and a new year is starting and I just feel like I failed this year? Like I feel disappointed in myself for not getting my next book finished and published, and instead of getting in better shape I slid into worse shape, and my head is just a really negative space right now. And when your own head is a negative space, that negativity leaks out. I keep a wall calendar specifically so I can look back at the end of the year and see all the things I did - remember that I started a writing group, that I played DND for the first time, that I grew carrots and turned them into cake, etc. So after Mom leaves when I have some alone time it's imperative that I spend some time turning this headspace around so I can stop spewing negativity. I'm not even enjoying being in my own presence, so I know Ken can't be enjoying it.

This has been... way more negative of a post than I realized! But the wrapping paper I bought this year is super cute, the gift I'm making for my best friend Molly is coming along adorably and I'm really excited to post pics here after I send it to her, and I have a consultation at the hair salon later to talk about cutting my hair and dying it pink! There's good!

[paranatellonta]

Be-wish-Dish

The camera slowly zooms in on a shallow, sparkling metal bowl filled with a colourful salad.

A high, slightly croaking voice starts talking: “Have you ever cooked dinner and wished it would turn into something else? Then the new Be-wish-Dish is what you’ve been waiting for! Any edible material you throw into the Dish will mirror the meal you’re really craving—why don’t you take a bite?”

Two hands with long, green nails cup the metal bowl and lift it in front of the stomach of a middle-aged witch with curly hair and a bright green hat. Suddenly, she looks straight into the camera and says: “Don’t be like me, though. Last week, my Be-wish-Dish was the nearest bowl around when I was mixing the ingredients for an extremely valuable spell, and I really thought I’d be able to resist—but I ate every last bit, because it just looked so good!”

The witch grabs a fork and digs into the colourful salad with gusto. As the camera zooms out and the Be-wish-Dish logo fills the screen, a deeper voiceover warns: “Be aware that food emulated by the Be-wish-Dish mirrors the properties of its components; if you are allergic to the original ingredients, you may experience the same reaction to the magically altered meal. In situations where the only available food is that which you’d rather not identify, however, the Be-wish-Dish is absolutely ideal.”

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[Image description: Photo of a salad with grated carrots, chickpeas, small pieces of red bell pepper, red cabbage, and spring onion, in a metal bowl. The sides of the bowl reflect the colourful vegetables.]

[sharponsight]

QSP Mulan Chef's Knife: A Perfect Blend of Performance and Value

The QSP Mulan Series 8-Inch Chef’s Knife is an impressive entry in the world of professional-grade kitchen tools, bringing together the brand's dedication to quality and the demands of modern culinary enthusiasts. Whether you're a home cook or a professional chef, the Mulan is designed to be a reliable and versatile workhorse. This review will explore its design, materials, performance, and overall value to help you decide if it’s worth adding to your arsenal.

Design and Aesthetics The QSP Mulan Chef’s Knife boasts a striking design that blends traditional and contemporary elements. Its blade shape adheres to the classic chef’s knife profile, with a slight curve that facilitates smooth rocking motions. The clean lines and minimalist branding reflect QSP's philosophy of letting performance speak louder than flashy embellishments.

The knife’s handle is ergonomically designed, offering comfort during prolonged use. QSP offers the Mulan in various handle materials, including micarta, G10, and wood, catering to diverse preferences. Each option provides a unique balance of durability and grip. For those who appreciate aesthetics, the natural wood handles exude a rustic charm, while the G10 and micarta options feel modern and utilitarian.

The attention to detail is evident in the smooth transitions between the blade, bolster, and handle. This seamless construction enhances both comfort and hygiene, as there are no crevices where food particles can accumulate.

Blade Material and Construction At the heart of the Mulan Chef’s Knife lies its blade material, which is crafted from 14C28N stainless steel. This Swedish steel is renowned for its exceptional balance of edge retention, corrosion resistance, and ease of sharpening. While many premium kitchen knives rely on high-carbon steels that demand meticulous maintenance, the Mulan’s stainless steel construction makes it more forgiving without compromising performance.

The blade features a full-tang construction, ensuring durability and balance. The spine is moderately thick, tapering gracefully toward the edge, which contributes to its versatility in handling a wide range of cutting tasks. The knife is also sharpened to a razor-like edge at a 15-degree angle per side, a sweet spot that balances sharpness and edge stability.

The satin finish on the blade not only enhances its visual appeal but also helps reduce drag during slicing, making the cutting process smoother and more efficient. The subtle Mulan logo etched near the heel of the blade is a tasteful touch that doesn't detract from the knife's overall elegance.

Performance in the Kitchen The QSP Mulan Chef’s Knife truly shines when put to work. Its versatility allows it to excel in a variety of tasks, from precise vegetable slicing to handling tougher proteins. Here’s a breakdown of its performance across different applications:

Vegetable Prep The slight curve of the blade and its razor-sharp edge make the Mulan perfect for chopping, dicing, and mincing. It glides effortlessly through onions, carrots, and bell peppers, delivering clean cuts without crushing the produce. The blade’s length provides ample clearance for large vegetables like cabbage or squash, while its balance ensures control during fine tasks like slicing herbs.

Protein Preparation For protein work, the Mulan handles like a dream. Whether you're slicing raw fish for sashimi, trimming fat from a pork roast, or carving a cooked chicken breast, the blade maintains precision and control. Its sharpness reduces the effort required, minimizing drag and preventing tearing, which is particularly important for delicate tasks like slicing through fish or poultry skin.

Hard and Dense Foods The knife’s robust build makes it capable of tackling harder ingredients like butternut squash and sweet potatoes. While not designed as a cleaver, the Mulan can handle moderate amounts of harder chopping without chipping or losing its edge. Its slightly curved belly facilitates rocking motions, allowing for efficient mincing of garlic and ginger.

Comfort and Ergonomics A standout feature of the QSP Mulan Chef’s Knife is its comfort during extended use. The handle’s ergonomic shape accommodates both pinch grips and handle grips, making it suitable for various hand sizes and cutting styles. The weight distribution is near-perfect, with the balance point situated just ahead of the bolster. This ensures a natural feel during use, reducing fatigue even during lengthy prep sessions.

For those accustomed to lighter knives, the Mulan might initially feel slightly weightier. However, this added heft translates to more cutting power, especially when dealing with tougher ingredients. Over time, the weight becomes an asset, as it contributes to the knife’s versatility and robustness.

Durability and Maintenance Durability is a cornerstone of the QSP Mulan’s design. The use of 14C28N steel ensures that the blade resists chipping and staining, even with heavy use. Unlike high-carbon blades that require constant oiling to prevent rust, the Mulan only needs regular cleaning and drying to maintain its pristine condition.

Sharpening the blade is straightforward, thanks to the steel’s fine grain structure. Even if you’re using a basic whetstone, restoring the knife’s razor edge is achievable without professional assistance. Additionally, its edge retention is commendable; casual home users will likely only need to sharpen it a few times a year.

It’s worth noting that, like any high-quality knife, the Mulan should never be subjected to a dishwasher. Hand washing with warm, soapy water and immediate drying is the best way to preserve its edge and finish.

Comparisons to Competitors The QSP Mulan Chef’s Knife occupies a middle ground between budget-friendly options and ultra-premium models from brands like Shun or Wüsthof. While it doesn’t have the prestige or intricate craftsmanship of some Japanese brands, it holds its own in terms of performance and value.

In comparison to other knives in its price range, the Mulan’s use of 14C28N steel gives it a competitive edge. Many similarly priced options rely on softer steels like German 1.4116, which don’t offer the same level of sharpness or edge retention. Additionally, QSP’s attention to ergonomics and handle options sets it apart from mass-produced alternatives that prioritize cost over comfort.

Pros and Cons Pros Versatile Performance: Excels in slicing, chopping, and dicing. Durable Materials: 14C28N steel offers excellent edge retention and corrosion resistance. Ergonomic Handle: Comfortable for extended use, with multiple material options. Value for Money: High-end features at a mid-range price point. Ease of Maintenance: Forgiving steel that sharpens easily and resists stains. Cons Slightly Heavy: Might feel cumbersome to users accustomed to ultralight knives. Limited Availability: As a lesser-known brand in kitchenware, QSP’s knives may not be as widely available as mainstream competitors. Not Dishwasher Safe: Handwashing is required to maintain longevity (though this is standard for high-quality knives). Ideal User The QSP Mulan Chef’s Knife is ideal for:

Home Cooks: Those who want a reliable, high-performing knife without spending a fortune. Professionals: Chefs seeking a secondary knife for daily tasks or a main knife with less maintenance than high-carbon steel. Gift Buyers: Its sleek design and performance make it a great gift for culinary enthusiasts. However, if you’re looking for a knife with intricate traditional craftsmanship or prefer ultra-light blades, the Mulan might not fully satisfy your preferences.

Conclusion The QSP Mulan Series 8-Inch Chef’s Knife is a versatile and reliable tool that bridges the gap between affordability and high performance. Its thoughtful design, premium materials, and excellent ergonomics make it a standout choice for cooks of all levels. While it may lack the brand recognition of some larger names in the culinary world, it more than compensates with functionality and value.

Whether you’re prepping a weeknight dinner or tackling an ambitious culinary project, the Mulan is up to the task. For those willing to step outside the mainstream and try a knife that delivers professional-grade results without breaking the bank, the QSP Mulan is a strong contender. It’s not just a knife—it’s a testament to QSP’s dedication to quality and innovation in a competitive market.

[vulpine111]

I would like to draw some purple bats eating fruit for the Food Not Bombs poster.

I'm not sure what sort of bats do this (if any) but I wanted to draw them next to pomegranates. Bats and pomegranates are associated with goddess Persephone. I have a feeling she'd be happy if I went through with this.

For a different poster, I would probably do a handful of rabbits eating carrots. The rabbits would also be purple! (In honor of the fact the Food Not Bombs logo's hand is purple, lol.)

[rimongraphics]

Carrot food logo design

[nr1-logo-design-inspiration]

Rabbit + carrot logo design concept 🐇 🥕

Write your thoughts on this 💬👇

Thank you! 🙏🧡

[graphicfor5rr]

I will do modern restaurant,kitchen,food,catering,cafe,bar,coffee shop logo

[nerdyenby]

Orange time :D Ranboo pov

Pregame

Oh my goodness this bit

Sir you do not get to “Hey everybody” us after all of this

Garfield Kart????

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS?? /aff

Ran made it a whole 12 minutes without laughing at himself, I’m so proud of them

“I don’t know who you think you are, Philza- phil- philza? I don’t know who the hell you think you are but his favorite food is goddamn lasagna” garfieldfan2487 my beloved

“Stop making me think, get out of here you ganti” losing my absolute mind

The eye contact and “… you like Garfield?” killed me

GARFIELD KART IS REAL?!!?! I thought they were clowning

Leaving himself a message and creating lore for their MCC scuffed persona is so Ranboocore

Aimsey instantly becoming Garfieldfan2487’s best friend can be so personal

Ran and Callum’s interaction is everything

“Just like Garfield gets destroyed by Mondays, I am getting destroyed by the IRS”

Ran FINALLY breaking character, it’s been almost an hour my liege, cmon /lh

So I was under the impression Martyn was pg, guess not lol

All the skins 😭

The music just being a single kazoo note on repeat is so good

Bingo but fast!!! :D

BINGO BUT FAST?!!

MCC really said no to democracy and I respect that

Bingo but Fast

Are… they actually all going to be bingo? I don’t know if I want to believe that

Shoutout to Martyn for actually having played this game before

Why are there elytras???

They have to say bingo 😭

I feel like they’re killing it but they’re in fifth lol

Ewwww why is the savannah green?????

Battle Box

Excuse me why isn’t this game sillier?? /j

Thus Noxite and Ranboo’s rivalry begins

Sneeg mvp :))

Martyn mvp!!!!

Eat the carrots!!

ORANGE V YELLOW MY BELOVED!!!

“Fist up or die” so true Kara

Magic school bus conversation my beloved

Ran and Phil throwing their chickens at each other is so silly of them

Hole in the Wall

The hitw logo <333

Ran is so excited, I can stop smiling

Ranboo could I get you to consider: accents

This whole event is just going to be overstimulation central and I’m ready for it

Martyn’s “Nuh uh, if my parents couldn’t get me to eat me vegetables then you can’t either”

Sot music <333

THEIR SPRINT :((

MY STREAMER POPPED OFF

Garf permission granted, still don’t know what that means tho

They’re so real about how ideal the stimulation of hitw with hunger is

Ranboo zooming in and making eye contact is so intimidating what

Survival Games

“I’m so garfed up right now” “damn dude” KARA

THE SURVIVAL GAMES LOGO <33333

What does MCCAF stand for?

Everyone laughing at Martyn taking fall damage is so silly of them

The way the music cuts out just before they encounter their first other team is legit terrifying

“Is there a /top command?” 😭😭😭Ranboo my favorite Techno stannie

“You can now use /top” MCC MY BELOVED 😭😭😭

No clue how or when they got in first but I love that for them

Phil is merely playing Rocket Spleef, okay? Let the man enjoy himself /lh

The scoring is scuffed, don’t worry about it

SYLVEE TOP 5!!!

High key thought my computer froze when Ranboo just walked up to Phil and stared into the camera

TGTTOSAWAF

“I’m trying to maximize our garfage, okay?” “You can’t garf when you’re dead, Sneeg! There’s no garfing in hell!” […] “Of course you can, you’ve never been more surrounded by orange, that’s where we’re supposed to be” “I jump into the lava to be reunited”

I expected the dark to be darker ngl /lh

Now THIS is dark darkness

This is exactly the level of chaos I was craving

I was restraining myself from making a “gay on gay crime” joke when Ant justified punching Ran with “the chick-fil-a took over my keyboard, I’m sorry”

Slow falling into the void is so painful

“Who’s being a guy?” “Not me” RANBOO 💕💗💖💕💕💗💖 or should I say 💛���💜🖤

Kara asking if she can swear in game 5 is iconic, Sneeg is right there queen /gen

Kara going feral, as she deserves <333

Why is Martyn surprised? He was popping off

Martyn getting a screenshot of himself in the top ten “Sending that one to mum” I love him, okay??

“Dodgebolt with multishot” Sneeg is so real for that

Kara just had a kazoo on hand?? And perfect pitch??????

Sands of Time

Kara and Martyn having a whole “no you first” “no YOU first” over who gets to run is so!!!

Ranboo calling H a nerd, my streamers <333 (but seriously I don’t know if they’ve really interacted? Like they were both on dsmp but I can’t remember anytime they’ve actually spoken)

That sound effect is so cruel but if that’s the only thing scuffed about sands I’m happy

Omg what if all the vaults were down the same path

“Oh surely” “don’t call me Shirley”

Ranboo you idiot

You died in lava pal, the key is gone

They are merely gaming

That reaction was so delayed lol

Ran snickering at “under where?”

That was terrifying but so cool, it’s really lucky that they went in with like 30 seconds left

I really do want Ranboo to get third

Martyn being terrified of buildmartmanager!Grian is so real

Ranboo is so Techno-coded this MCC :((

Big Sales at Build Mart

Awww it’s the og map

The new game logos are everything, I would sell my soul for stickers of them

“Oreos!!” “No, that’s ore” “Oh” me too Kara, me too

Ran falling twice in a row and Sneeg just laughing at them

I’m actually down for the little nether run

Ran and Aimsey stopping mid game to wave at each other my beloved

Noooooo

Wow they are really bad at this /aff

Skyblockle

This event is just a love letter to everyone who’s been here since the beginning and it makes my heart really happy

The way they made a scuffed logo for this game because it’s the only time it’s getting played does something to me

WHY IS RANBOO TAKING A SELFIE???

I’m so down for end crystals actually

Sneeg mvp!!!

“I think I’m the April fool” we been knew Ran

Martyn mvp

Oli my beloved

BLUE!!!! IM SO PROUD OF THEM!!!

GEM WON!!! MASSIVE DUB FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE

Yeah yeah, I may be a Ranboo fan first and foremost but I’m rooting for almost everyone but him, they deserve to maintain their status as career loser /aff

Dodgebolt

HELL YEAH!!!

Ok I got spoiled (saw Skeppy won) but yellow and green!!! Aimsey and Oli!!! My bois!!!!

I think Oli wins no matter what, actually

PUNZ /pos

OLI MY BELOVED 😭

This is insane, I want a 1v8 here lmao

JOEL!!!! Blue was my pick going in so I’m happy no matter what lol

THAT TRADE!!!

FROG WIN!!!!

INSTANT BETRAYAL!!!

ANOTHER TRADE?!!?

Revenge lol

“Babes I died” “It’s okay babes” GLOWDUO OWN MY ENTIRE SOUL

Punz and Krinios are IN SYNC

EMPIRES WIN!!!

Martyn popped off <333

Chicken infection????

THEY ADDED THE PLAGUE TO MINECRAFT

Martyn’s chicken noises are everything

Every MCC should end with zombie tag, actually

I love this team so much

Martyn just sounds like Elmo now 😂

“I’m working, honey. You gotta bawk to pay the bills” I’m dying

Can’t believe Noxite is vaccinated smh /j

I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it a million more: SCOTT SMAJOR NEVER MISSES!!! He always does a superb job of making teams and matching vibes and he absolutely deserves to be proud of that

[calorumcookbook]

We're so excited to reveal our official cover for the Calorum Cookbook by Sam @kindlespark​! Stay tuned for our store opening in less than a week.

[ID: A pink book cover. In the center is the Calorum Cookbook logo, the logo is a beige crown made out of food, and a blue knife and fork crossed behind it. It is title The Calorum Cookbook: Recipes to Unite the Concord. Around the logo are different foods spread out. In the upper left corner: cake, a whipped pie, a donut, candy canes and other hard candies, chocolate, rock candies, licorice, gummy bears, a chocolate rabbit, macarons, and a bowl of yogurt with fruit toppings. In the upper right corner: cherries, lemon slices, an orange slice, whole oranges, blueberries, grapes, a watermelon slice, strawberries, a whole pineapple, pears, an apple, and an avocado cut in half. In the middle right side: carrots, a bell pepper, green beans, an onion, an eggplant, a bowl of salad, peas in their pod, herbs, and broccoli. In the bottom middle: a cut of meat, fried chicken, a T-Bone steak, sausage links, a fish, and a grilled piece of meat. In the lower left corner: a slice of Swiss cheese, a cup of milk, cheese cubes, a bowl of cream, a wheel of cheese, and triangular cuts of cheese. In the middle left side: a pot of rice, a croissant, bagels, crackers, a bowl of pasta, sourdough bread rolls, a baguette, and some cereal. END ID.]

[nimblermortal]

@icryyoumercy

I’m sorry, I’m going to wake you up, let me just be a little bit quieter over here...

This might be the best package you’ve sent me yet and I haven’t even opened the bag yet. Chain wear indication in German? A pencil that grows when you’re done with it?

I feel like Hyacinth probably has encountered such a pencil before, but I have not.

And you sent me sprinkles! You’re proving a point from a conversation we had months ago! I am excited to open them and taste them. Hmmmm what sort of cake can I make in order to decorate... or should it be chocolate shortbread cookies? I can’t really decorate a sour cream marbled pound cake, or an angel food... usually I decorate Hyacinth’s carrot cakes... and the flourless chocolate tort would make a good base... I may have to do Cake January again after all.

TWENTY GRAMS OF PROTEIN IN ONE GRANOLA BAR? Holy cow, what sort of utopian future are you living in? What does that even taste like? I kind of want to open it up with my whole family and have us all have a nibble, but I also want to keep it in the car forever next to my emergency sunflower seeds...

I don’t know if “<big>Chocolat: 64% Cacao</big> für feine Desserts <small>auch zum naschen</small>” is funny for real but I think it is.

POWER MALT POWER MALT MY FAVORITE! I hoarded the last one so hard I ate the last bites in the weeks before Christmas. I will try to do better with this trust. OH MY GOSH I WILL HAVE TO BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!

Wow this is. An immense load of chocolate. This is really impressive.

I’m not sure if the Ruweilfabriek tag is an intended part of this package but it is received and acknowledged. (Do you know the manufacturer Hirschmann? I keep explaining to techs how the H in their logo is a pun.) There’s also a mysterious suction thing that unscrews into two parts. I have dropped one on my computer. There may or may not be a decoder ring in your letter but I refuse to read it until I’ve been properly astounded and baffled by the rest of the items.

CHOCOLATE FROM GONDOR. (Giandor) MIT MANDELCREMEFÜLLUNG? Excellent, I love almonds! Hyacinth doesn’t like primary almond flavors so I get that one to myself :)

Zuckerfondantfüllung, interesting, I wasn’t aware fondant could be... more than technically edible. An experiment!

Mm, Haselnüssen. In den USA gibt’s fast keine Haselnüssen, stattdessen haben wir Erdnüsse, und deswegen ist es etwas besonderes, Haselnüssen zu finden, obwohl ich weiß dass sie in Europa genauso enttauschend wie Erdnüsse hier seien sind. Seien sind? Is that a real thing?

Tourist habe ich vorher gekriegt, das ist auch gut. Nicht für teilen mit dem Hund. Und Bärnerschoggi auch! Aber Cremant ist neu, meine ich. 55% ist aber fast nicht dunkel... hier, aber wir haben Herscheys. I’ve read entire books about why American chocolate is so terrible and it comes down to freakin’ wossisname Herschey deciding to ignore all existing knowledge about how to make chocolate and come up with his own process for - guess what! - an inferior type that tastes of candle wax. And yet Americans learned to eat it, despite knowing that European chocolate was better, which is why German and Swiss chocolates have such nice reputations, and somehow we’ve never replaced the godawful stuff.

[optional rant about chocolate being grown and native to very different parts of the world from where it’s famous for whoaaaaa it’s time to lie down again guess what guess what Patrick today I learned to clean sinks. not the sink part. the U-boat part. Which is not an U-Boot sondern. With pipes. Ye ken? Taken them apart to make the extra stinkyslime. For drainage purposes.]

Update: Hyacinth says thank you for the espresso chocolate, which I told him was his, and then I explained that you didn’t really send it at him because it’s coffee, and he said well tell him thank you anyway then maybe I will get more, and I said well I will certainly share the rest it’s about a kilogram of chocolate, and he said well tell him thank you anyway then maybe I will get more, so that’s Hyacinth for you, he says Thank you.

[moxiety-my-love]

My thoughts while watching the new Sanders Asides video

Intro: ooh, there's some warnings, so we know this is gonna be a spicy one

0:19- WTF WAS THAT ASIDES LOGO MAGI THING?? I LOVE IT.

0:26- remus' theme, very exciting

0:49- i'm glad to know that thomas is just as awkward as i am when texting lol. also, HE'S TEXTING NICO!!

0:52- logan!! the boy!! also, i think this is the first time we've seen one of the sides rise up in thomas' bedroom? not super exciting, but i thought it was interesting.

1:06- i absolutely would have laughed at '69' as well. sorry, logan.

1:33- i also have a 5am and 2pm version of myself, dw thomas.

1:43- rolling out of bed that way is SO damn satisfying. couldn't relate more.

2:14- logan, you're so cute. i love how he gets so excited about his schedule.

3:54- why is thomas turning old?? remus, what did that trap do?

4:00- it's nico! in real life! not cartoon!

4:12- oh, and ancient thomas is here too. that's fun.

4:18- how long has it been since remus has made a video appearance? since the first asides video, which was probably over a year ago? remus stans are quaking rn.

4:45- i just noticed the carrot emoji next to nico's name in thomas' phone and that is such a tiny detail and reference but it's so cute

5:31- remus, you bastard. also, a pin in the food feels kind of simultaneously evil but also below your standards.

5:59- KCUM

6:18- remus there are so many people in this fandom that you turn on, it's so not okay. also, i'm so here for the sexual innuendos.

6:35- it doesn't even surprise me that logan would ruin the updog joke

7:21- roomba on the loose, what crimes will it commit?

7:51- i like how the picture frames went blank; it's a nice detail. reminds me of when hermione's parents' pictures went blank in deathly hallows part two.

8:12- SHAPES AND COLOURS

8:49- roomba has committed a murder

9:22- ROOMBA HAS COMMITTED A LEGITIMATE MURDER

9:34- remus is allergic to soap confirmed

9:44- ok ok. i have a theory. one of the times that thomas' phone buzzes, he's going to pick it up thinking it's a chore alarm, but it's actually going to be nico.

10:04- pirate remus!!

10:11- patton would love the bratwurst pun

11:37- okay i'm here for the rube goldburg traps, but come on, remus. all that was way too much work to freak out thomas. just prank phone call the guy and that would be enough to send him into a panic.

11:56- being that he was in the closet for many years, thomas definitely knows that closets aren't sentient, logan.

12:19- is that supposed to be remus shapeshifting as nico? am i crazy?

14:16- okay so it wasn't nico. it was some random murderer. also, remus has a knife kink confirmed?

15:08- lovely singing

15:18- REMUS, YOU SAUCY BOY. intrulogical shippers are shaking right now.

16:05- can confirm, emergency ketchup does not seem like a necessity.

16:10- solanum lycopersicum!!

17:57- so he was shapeshifting as nico! i think this is the first side to do this other than janus.

18:55- what the fuscia?

19:02- vibey music

19:14- i just had a visceral reaction to logan saying "shake what your mama gave ya"

20:00- okay so i don't think remus was actually shapeshifting, he just created a fake nico as far as i can tell.

20:59- lol the butt scratching. reminds me of a dog.

21:15- wtf. tongue lollipop?

21:24- cruncy bug

21:55- ignoring dummies for dummies. are nerds in blue ties bothering you? iconic.

22:12- WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS? orange eyes obviously have to symbolize the orange side, right? and since logan was angry, maybe this adds fuel to the flame of the idea that the orange side is rage/anger?

22:21- checking your breath before answering a phone call is absolutely something i would do

22:42- nico! the boy is calling! he's so cute. also, i love the reference to the "Mr." thing they did in the last video.

23:50- logan is sad boy :( but go thomas! go get your man!

24:02- what? that's it? what a place to end off at!

24:45- it wouldn't be a sanders sides video without a hello fresh ad

25:05- i love that he has their number saved omg

26:19- bye thomas!

26:27- patton's here!!

26:34- and roman!!

26:43- and virgil! my FAVOURITE boy!

26:50- oh, logan. you deserve all the influence.

2720- ooh, virgil? some resentment?

27:55- thomas is officially in his feels

28:08- janus is here too! which makes this the first video to include all the sides, if i'm not mistaken. also, what's with the mysterious music?

28:21- the orange eyes again! damn!

Final Thoughts:

As always, I'll bey opinion. Nico and Thomas are so cute, and I'm happy we got to see more of them together. I was also excited to see that we got all of the sides in one video, finally, though I'm still waiting for some onscreen interaction between Janus and Remus. The ending was super ominous, so I'm curious as to what's in store for the future. And as you all could tell, I was clearly very interested in the possibility of being introduced to the orange side. I can't wait to see everyone's theories and such.

As always, I'll be tagging spoilers for 7 days after the posting of this video, and I hope you all will too! I'll be using the tags "ts spoilers" and "sanders sides spoilers" respectively.

[everyday-is-brighter-with-you]

are you warm this winter?

[ GIF ID: A younger Kamal Bora and Dr. Habit sit on a pink snow covered bench, with some icicles on it. 

Kamal wears a baggy blue hoodie and grey pants with red sneakers. A purple sweater is tied around his waist and he has on a black cap with a pompom and two hanging extensions at the sides with pompoms. It shadows his face. His hair is short. He has a silver ring with inscriptions on one finger, An open tiffin of masor tenga sits on his lap with the tiffin box beside him. Habit wears a black school sweater with white sleeves and a red skirt, the logo of the school is of a faceless angel with a cross. He has black gloves and socks with bandages on his legs. A red striped scarf from his neck intertwines them both.

Kamal and Habit hold one of their hands together, smiling in content. Kamal’s smile is somewhat awkward. Habit has some of Kamal’s food unwiped near his lips.

On the bench, two dark-eyed juncos nestle in the snow. To the bottom left of the bench a patch of snowdrops grows. A Carla snow-figure is seen with a carrot for a nose, wax lips, one swirly eye dug in and the other a button with a green leaf as an eyebrow, red wax lips, a branch for a hand.

A great big tree grows out from behind, branches twisting and spreading out into fuzzy white leaves and many bunches of red berries. The bark is a pale brown with jagged swirl patterns.

Behind the tree, far away is a icy lake with skating shoes near it. There are two snow angels nearby, one big and one small. Below the far end of the tree, to the bottom and right, is a glowing lamp post which a red jay flies away from. Below it three sparrows are flying down and below them, near the bench are four dark-eyed juncos flying away.

The bench disintegrates into pale swirls. Near the lamppost, in cursive dark blue is written the lyrics to Once Upon A December -

‘Dancing bears, painted wings

Things I almost remember

And a song, someone sings

Once Upon A December

someone holds me safe and warm..’

A grown up Dr.Habit is behind the bench, holding the lamppost, bending the bottom. He is ghost- like in inverted blue and black, a stark contrast to the color around him. His face is covered by his hair, expression anguished. Some of his glow reflects on the two kids below.

The image overall has a bright, pale white overlay to evoke winter. The GIF shows snow particles falling. end GIF ID]

[ IMAGE ID: The same picture but without any GIF effect. This version has a slight noise and glitch effect on the colors. The overlay is a slight dark vignette and subdued grey-blue. It looks softer and less bright. end ID]

TALK UNDER THE CUT

This isn’t how its supposed to go...

(Text reads : ‘This isn’t how its supposed to go...’ This text links to a version of Once Upon A December that is slowed and reverbed. )

so can anyone guess what this is about BHFHJHDBKDGBJN. Maybe I’ll tell you if you ask nicely ;-)

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ANGST ON MAIN ANGST ON MAIN

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Another drawing done in time for December, yahoo!!

So like. The end of the year huh. Honestly? I’m not feeling it. Time just went by in a flash. Another year, another life, another candle held. My exams are starting so...super stress.

I got a routine! So things are better.

It doesn’t really snow here, but all the flies and cockroaches come in LOL

I don’t celebrate any holidays now hmm..

I like winter though. Its my birthday month, and its so delightful to be cozy and have hot food! Plus it has a beautiful sunrise.

I hope you are warm this winter, and the next year brings you joy and blessings inshallah.