#Candace Nirvana

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Candace Nirvana

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Went to Anime North this weekend and it was sooo much fun! Managed to bring back a few goodie’s from the Comic Market!! ^^^

[belles-endormies]

craigmac1000:“Languid Days” Candace Nirvana and Erica Jay

[zot3-flopped]

Kurt Cubain didn’t get nearly as much backlash for his feminine clothing as Harry. People don’t normally care, but Candace Owens made it such a big deal and triggered a lot of public opinion from people (mostly republicans) that otherwise would have unbothered

You don't know what you're talking about. Kurt received a huge amount of criticism for his opinions and his lifestyle, and, unlike Harry, he got it from the actual media (hi Vanity Fair). Candace Owens and her cabal of Trump trolls aren't the media. The real media - the broadsheets, magazines and even tabloids like the Mail - defended Harry against the right wingers, without exception.

The early 90s was a much more conservative and homophobic time. I'm guessing you probably weren't reading the newspapers in 1991, but Nirvana started a cultural revolution and spearheaded a brand new genre of music: grunge. This in itself was much more controversial than anything Harry has done, and the band received a hell of a lot of vitriol for it.

I'm getting troll vibes from you. Anyone supporting Harry in 2020 knows that the Vogue dress wasn't a one off outfit that came as a nasty surprise to FL fans. He was on SNL in a black sequinned jumpsuit slashed to the waist and on the Brits in an outfit made of white lacy bridal fabric. Millions watched those shows.

Harry has sold 3.7m units of Fine Line worldwide. He can do without the approval of a few right wingers. Their hatred has been a boon rather than a bane as far as his career goes.

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(OC) Maxwell The Toad

Bio: Maxwell Toad Name: Maxwell Gender: Male Age: 23 Birthday: January 5th Sexuality: Homosexual Species: Toad Relationship/Husband: Evan Family Members: Cole (Mother) Micole (Mother) James (Grandpa) Victoria (Grandma) Midnight (Grandpa) Nivian (Grandma) Noora (Sister) Micoletta (Sister) Marlin (Brother) Noel (Sister) Manfried (Brother) Marlyssa (Brother) Moses (Brother) Nerissa (Sister) Nuna (Sister) Nea (Sister) Mickey (Brother) Cloris (Youngest Sister) Madea (Youngest Sister) Olivia (Youngest Sister) Hailee (Youngest Sister) Cube (Youngest Brother) Starr (Youngest Sister) Evans (Son) Maxima (Favorite Daughter) Margolette (Daughter) Margo (Son) Evanam (Son) Maxon (Son) Maxton (Son) Evanne (Daughter) Evander (Son) Evanna (Daughter) Kipper (Pokemon Piplup) Micola (Niece) Sander (Niece) Sandro (Nephew) Sammy (Nephew) Micolette (Niece) Suzette (Niece) Sandriana (Niece) Michelette (Niece) Michela (Niece) Sanderson (Nephew) Michel (Nephew) Michele (Nephew) Delora (Niece) Dallan (Nephew) Dallin (Nephew) Nova (Niece) Nikolas (Nephew) Danae (Niece) Danni (Niece) Danna (Niece) Nooriel (Nephew) Darry (Nephew) Dooley (Nephew) Marlo (Nephew) Audey (Nephew) Adya (Nephew) Audley (Nephew) Adney (Nephew) Marrin (Niece) Marry (Niece) Morris (Nephew) Audric (Nephew) Auden (Nephew) Austen (Nephew) Marten (Nephew) Moselle (Niece) Aryan (Nephew) Aryeh (Nephew) Marabella (Niece) Marabelle (Niece) Arysta (Niece) Marcelo (Nephew) Marcel (Nephew) Malin (Nephew) Ariella (Niece) Arielle (Niece) Mellisa (Niece) Mick (Nephew) Melissza (Niece) Melisha (Niece) Mel (Nephew) Micki (Niece) Mickie (Niece) Mike (Nephew) Mikko (Nephew) Melvyn (Nephew) Nollan (Nephew) Rylan (Nephew) Ryland (Nephew) Renae (Niece) Noeletta (Niece) Ryden (Nephew) Nohl (Nephew) Noella (Niece) Ryenne (Niece) Noely (Niece) Ivanna (Niece) Franklyn (Nephew) Frank (Nephew) Franky (Nephew) Ivy (Niece) Ivyan (Niece) Iver (Nephew) Fayra (Niece) Iven (Nephew) Izaak (Nephew) Francine (Niece) Katie (Cousin) Kylar (Cousin) Coal Jr (Favorite Cousin) Aleiza (Cousin) Zeke (Cousin) Tabarious (Cousin) Tavio (Cousin) Adalley (Cousin) Tamburlaine (2nd Favorite Cousin) Fuzzy (Cousin) Sabrina (Younger Cousin) Ayden (Younger Cousin) Nikole (Younger Cousin) Koal (Younger Cousin) Cortney (Youngest Cousin) Nicoletta (Youngest Cousin) Nicola (Youngest Cousin) Nicco (Youngest Cousin) Nicole (Aunt) King Coal (Uncle) Nikson (Uncle) Nirvana (Aunt) Audrina (Sister in law) Arilyn (Sister in law) Melissa (Sister in law) Marcos (Brother in law) Clover (Sister in law) Sunset (Sister in law) Elaine (Sister in law) Candace (Sister in law) Lydia (Sister in law) Virginnia (Sister in law) Sandra (Sister in law) Peasly (Brother in law) Ryder (Brother in law) Karl (Brother in law) Danny (Brother in law) Ivan Toad (Brother in law) Personality: Prankster, Silly, Gamer, Funny, And Expert Friends: Bingo Frederick (Best Friend) Briggs (2nd Best Friend) Felyx Boston Kade (My bestie's oc and 3rd best friend) Frosty (My bestie's oc) Rilian (My bestie's oc and 4th best friend) Jovany (My bestie's oc) Morvan (My bestie's oc) Macoy (Our oc) Rosendo (Our oc) Chay (Our oc) Windell (Out oc and 5th best friend) Axel (Our oc) Pipuigi (6th best friend) Aaryan (My bestie's oc and 7th best friend) River Sylvio (My bestie's oc) Jacob (Our oc) Favorite Color: Dark Purple Favorite Season: Spring Favorite Holiday: April Fools Day Fun Fact: Maxwell is a very good prankster, he pulls a lot of pranks. Alone with his baby piplup. But mostly he love pulling pranks with his favorite cousins. He also likes to prank he big sister Noora a lot. He mostly pulls pranks on her. He is very silly, when he is pulling pranks. He dose silly things while he's pranks. He sometimes likes to be silly for his baby sister Starr. She love it when he does silly things. . When he isn't pranking, he plays video games. He only play video games while he's board. He mostly like playing video games with he's cousins the most. They all play Among us. When them 3 are the imposters. They are unstoppable. And always wins imposter games. He can be funny all the times. He love making he's youngest Siblings laugh. Because how funny he is. And he is an expect, especially at pranking. He never leaves anything behind that'll expose him when he's pranking. He is a very good expert at that. Maxwell belong to me Toad Species: Nintendo

#toad #toadoc #bio 

[wannabecatwriter]

Emoji Ask Game - 😂😒😼🍕🎶🎬 for any of your chosen OC!

Thank you for asking!

For Anna.

😂 What is something your OC finds absolutely hilarious?

Anna: Ok, don’t tell anyone, but the other day, Candace made this little sketch of our prof and it was spot on! Except, it was kind of a caricature type drawing. Funny enough, I think he would actually take it well, since he’s always tells us to draw a lot. I think she still has it at home somewhere. Also, when we were younger, Kevin and I would watch this popular late night host, and Kev used to do voice imitations of him. He was really good, even though he was only 11 at the time. So, this one time, he called his teacher pretending to be the guy and she actually fell for it. I wonder if she ever figured out who really called her?

😒 What’s a major pet peeve for them? Something they find completely irritating and annoying?

Anna: People who act like creating art is easy. The ones who badger commission artists for free art and paintings and then get hissy fits when they get told off. I tried drawing commissions at one point... It ended with me having to block this crazy chick who wanted me to draw her full body portrait for free. Weirdo.

😼 A random animal has followed your OC home. What do they do?

Anna: Depends. If it’s a domestic type of animal and friendly, I’ll check if it has any tags or identifiers and try to return them home. If they’re strays, I’ll probably keep them for a little bit until I find them a place to stay. I like animals, but I’m not currently able to care for one - too much other stuff going on. If it’s a wild animal? Oh, I really hope they’re friendly and don’t attack me! 

🍕 What are their favorite comfort foods?

Anna: I’m a little too fond of everything in the ‘carb’ category, I’m afraid. All sorts of noodles and pasta - that’s my jam. Also, you know those croissants at the grocery store? The ones filled with fruit jelly. I have no control when it comes to them.

🎶 What is their favorite music genre to listen to? Favorite artists?

Anna: I used to be really into Nirvana and Radiohead when I was a teenager and I still listen to them a lot. Also, Muse has been on my radar for a while. They always have great lyrics. I guess I do gravitate towards rock and grunge in general, but not the super heavy kind.

🎬 Do they like movies and TV? What are their favorite genres? Any favorite films or shows?

Anna: I don’t really watch a lot of TV these days, since I don’t have one. I do go to the movies sometimes, but not as frequently as I used to. There aren’t that many movies that catch my eye, lately. There was this one film that left an impression on me, Meet Joe Black, I recall. Definitely suggest watching it.

[harrysthoughts]

YOU - Season 2 - Episode 1

Hi Youlinas! OMG...sitting here BALD after watching the 1st episode of our beloved YOU, season 2. EP. 1 spoilers ahead - tread lightly! 

After a lovely recap of the first season (RIP Beck, RIP Peach, RIP Peach’s Goyard tote), we are dropped off in sunny LA with Joe looking the same in his Ted Bundy-ass, bookish-ass outfit and forever-furrowed brow. He explains that he detests influencers as he walks through hordes of them posing against one of those Insta-walls on his way to his new hacienda. Classic. Delilah is the first new character we meet and she reminds me of a Sephora makeup artist even though she’s a reporter and landlord. Ok career Barbie! Joe introduces himself as “Will Bettelheim” which definitely has potential to be confusing. She lets Joe (Will?) into his new minimal LA digs and tells him not to cook meth in the kitchen. 

The next character we meet is a little balcony thot, who approaches Joe with a fistful of licorice and a whole lot of attitude. Her name is Ellie and she’s already getting on my nerves, but I’m pretty sure that’s her goal - so, kudos, babe. We learn that Ellie and Delilah are sisters. Delilah warns Will (Joe?) that she will “vivisect” his “individual scrotums” if he lays a hand on Ellie. Weird thing to say considering I think there’s only one scrotum, right? Can you have two scrotums? Wouldn’t that require four testicles? Doctor? Doctor? 

Next, Joe wanders into ANAVRIN (Nirvana spelled backwards LOL stop), which is a fictional Whole Foods-leaning supermarket, to find a job. Of course, he lands a gig on the spot - working in the book nook. Yeah, ok, so there’s a corner of books...in some part of this Valencia-filtered grocery store? I’d love to see a floorplan of the place to better understand the geography. 

And then we meet the new Beck: Love Quinn. The first words she utters to Joe are “Does this peach look like a butt?” Which is kind of slutty for an opening line but kind of endearing and quirky, too. She’s pretty, duh, and looks exactly like the person Joe would stalk: like she gets her jeans at Madewell and her gourdes at ANAVRIN. The two engage in a really well-written flirting session amidst the heirloom tomatoes and we learn that Love works at ANAVRIN, too! How convenient! Every time I type ANAVRIN I lose brain cells so I might have to come up with an alternative.

While at...The Store, we meet another new character, Forty (huh? lol) and he immediately surpasses Ellie as the most punchable. He says a lot of stupid stuff and then walks away, so Joe goes over to Love and she gives him a scone. He takes it, walks behind a pile of crates, and begins to whack off to the thought of Love. He comes to his senses and knows that he SHOULDN’T be fantasizing about her (or, um, masturbating on a pile of crates next to a half eaten scone while AT WORK?). Nice will power, Joe. We love to see it. 

Joe gets Ellie a new phone because he threw her old one off the roof because she was filming him walking down the street for a school project. No, I know. But this gives the two a chance to bond in the hacienda courtyard. Ellie teaches Joe how to brand himself on the ‘gram, which is sweet even if her advice kinda sucks. So, he follows said advice and spends time taking pictures of carousels and books, naturally. While in the park, he sees a girl taking photos for her quinceanera and then falls asleep against a tree. He wakes up burnt to a beautiful Cloud-Paint-in-Storm-esque crisp because he never had to deal with the sun in New York. 

Later, somehow, Love finds his address and barges in while he’s making himself ramen noodles. She rubs Apple Cider Vinegar on his burnt face and then admonishes him for not eating quality food and reading Joan Didion everyday. We can’t all be perfect like YOU, Love! But then, generous as can be, she vows to make him fall in love with LA. Because time doesn’t exist in TV shows, the pair run around Los Angeles eating tacos and dumplings and finally end up at The Store, all in the span of what feels like what Blair Waldorf’s commute to Brooklyn would’ve been.  

Once inside, they shop for gorgeous fresh ingredients by the light of the lettuce showers (a vibe) and then retire to the kitchen where we learn that Love went to cooking school and is also a widow. Ok colorful past! She makes Joe some roasted chicken and then basically force feeds it to him.

Throughout the episode, we see flashbacks of Joe’s last encounter with Candace, in which she orders fries (with a side or ranch, ew) and then vows to ruin his fucking life. So now Candace is hunting Joe, which is why he relocated to the place he hates most: LA. Ok, it’s coming together!

The episode ends with Ellie painting her toes on the hacienda stairs in the middle of the night because she drank too many (14) Frappucinos to sleep. She tells Joe that a creepy guy named Jasper stopped by to collect something from him. 

This, of course, is where everything gets all fucked up like we knew it would. Apparently, Joe didn’t just happen on Love. He’s been following her. He might even be the reason she’s a widow. No, I know! Wig! Joe, sunburnt and on a mission, goes to his storage unit at Lock of Fame (ha) and it’s revealed that he has the same set up he did in the basement of the book store. Hell yeah, the glass box is back! And it’s occupied by some rando! Is that Love’s dead husband? Who’s actually alive? I have no idea. But I can’t wait to find out...

[kingshah1301]

My review of the first two episodes of YOU Season 2

IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED SEASON 2 OF YOU ONLY ON NETFLIX, LOOK AWAY NOW!!!

OKAY GUYS, I JUST WATCHED THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF YOU ONLY ON NETFLIX!!!

AND BOY, DID WE HAVE A LOT TO UNCOVER?

Joe decided to change his name to Will Bettleheim and gone on a pure getaway to Los Angeles from his ex girlfriend who’s still a badass, Candace. Still a pretty lovely place, I reckon!!! There he meets a lot of cool people like Delilah, Ellie, Love, Forty, Calvin and so much more.

In episode one, He decided to get settle in LA and decided to take a break away from New York. There he also got a job in Anavrin (That’s Nirvana in backwards) and he meets his new lover aka Love, What a weird and fun name, Love. Still I won’t brag. He forms a new friendship in Ellie which I think it’s so cute and precious and on the other hand, Will get to experience LA as in food and music. Everything’s just fine until he put on the hat, I mean, DANGER IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN! It turns out that he kidnapped the real Will Bettleheim, put him in his not forgotten cage and stole his identity. Also he was wearing the hat while he stalks Love, Forty and Calvin in LA especially in his new home, coincidence I THINK NOT?

But to calm me down, I listened to Delicate by Taylor Swift. A perfect relaxation song if you’re a Swiftie and saying “1, 2, 3, Let’s go b****!!”

I think the first episode sounds good and a great introduction to know everybody, it’s special to say the least.

That’s how we move to episode 2, Will stalks Love in the food market, he talks about how he kidnapped the real Will to us but not to Love, We’ll get the message as we move along. When they kiss, Oh my god, it looks so beautiful but the real shocker so far to this season is when BECK APPEARS IN HIS DREAMS!!! I was like WHAT?!! BECK RETURNED FOR THIS!!! NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!! YOU GUYS ARE...!! Then when he decided to walk about on his own and he saw a guy named Jasper and how he owned the real Will $50 grand when he just gave him $3 grand! Then another shocker happened.... Jasper chopped Will’s finger off, I was so shocked about this and my pinkie, well, it was shaky to see that! But luckily had the chance to calm down, while seeing Love’s friends looking so calm and friendly. Also I saw the party scene where the bouncer says to Will that “Are you John Mayer?” Yeah, he does look like John Mayer but that’s not the point. Luckily he went in and that’s how we saw Delilah and introduced to Henderson. Sorry I won’t drag you in detail even more but eventually he got the pills for the real Will and Jaspar came in and Will, I mean Joe told him the truth about himself and the real Will. But just as Jaspar decided to kill Joe instead, Joe killed him. As he sent him to Anavrin and literally butchered him. LITERALLY!!! Then he saw Love and told her the truth about him and Beck then he talks to Delilah and he listens to her telling that Henderson did some horrible things when she was 17, in that moment I feel so bad for her that you couldn’t explain. As Will and Love sat by the pier and he grabbed a letter saying “Goodbye You!”, burns it to the ditch and said goodbye to Beck forever. But the most interesting thing is that he got Love’s top and put it behind the picture frame. That’s where I am right now.

OH MY GOD, The second episode. I think nobody thought that it actually Beck and the episode looks so amazing. It’s so good to see Beck back for now and I can’t wait to see the rest of the season. 

[nowitsdarkfic]

chapter five (a leonard cohen afterword)

”Give me a Leonard Cohen afterword, so I can sigh eternally.” -”Penny Royal Tea”, Nirvana

November 19, 1988. Somewhere near Manhattan, New York.

I have the copy of After the Watershed tucked underneath the interior of my jacket to keep it totally out of sight. I made a vow to Maya, and if this, confining my eyes to her writing while hiding it from Lars, then it’s a deal. I must protect her. I must take a little peek into her musings and figure it out for myself. Lars can help me more if he wishes: here, I’m getting yet another free little window into her mind.

I slip into the spindly barstool right next to Dominique: to her left is Nancy, then followed by Lars. I don’t know if I can share this new edition with these two ladies but it’s better if I keep it under wraps. I feel the card stock making up the front cover brushing against the armpit of my shirt. I hope I can steal a moment under these bold neon lights in order to read it.

The bar meanwhile is comprised of wood that’s about the color of molasses and is also so clean that I can eat right off of the surface. It smells of fresh lemons with maybe a kiss of whiskey. Right in front of us stands a display of wine and whiskey bottles: in front of me is a rich dark brown bottle of sarsaparilla next to another bottle of root beer. I’m still promising myself not to drink especially after what happened in New Orleans.

Every so often I take a glimpse to my left to make sure the three of them are not paying any attention to me. Then again, if I get any questions, I could probably wave it off but who knows how this is going to work. I’m about ready to slip it out from under my coat lining when Maya herself saunters out from behind the bottles with a black apron in hand. Her black waves drift behind her head with each step; and then she freezes right before us.

“Maya, what—?” Lars sputters out, and she recoils at the sight of him. I gape at her while Dominique and Nancy are sitting there next to me in stunned silence.

“I—didn’t know you worked here?” I’m almost at a loss for words.

“I did for a little while and then the bartenders all went on strike,” she explains to us as she’s tying the apron behind her back. Must be the other reason why she came back East. “I was offered to be a bar back but I’d rather serve instead because writing only does so much for me. girl needs to make a living somehow.”

“Couldn’t agree more...” Nancy’s voice trails off. Seems legitimate, though.

“What may I get for the—“ She swallows at the sight of Lars. “—four of you?”

“I’ll—have a beer,” Lars starts.

“Cosmo,” Nancy adds.

“A lemon drop,” says Dominique.

“Sarsaparilla—you got anything to eat?” I ask her in one fell swoop.

“We have pasta and potstickers,” she replies, her voice lightening at the sight of me.

“I say we have both,” Dominique suggests.

“We can each have pasta,” Nancy elaborates, “and we can have a platter of potstickers right here in front of us.”

Maya then nods her head at us, and flashes a raised brow at me. I still have the zine tucked under my arm as she steps back around the display when Lars leans back with his hands upon the top of the bar.

“Man, that was left-field,” I remark, clasping onto the edge of the zine cover.

“Tell me about it,” he mutters, running his fingers through his hair, “I was not expecting that. Not expecting that at all.”

Once the words escape his lips, she returns with a big silver platter of big potstickers, each of them crispy looking and golden brown on the outside. There’s got to be at least a dozen here as she plunks it down before us.

“—or that, for that matter.”

“Holy shit, this is a lot of potstickers,” I declare as she reaches under the bar for four polished silver forks. She bows her head as she hands one to Lars, but she leans in closer to my face as she gives me the fourth and final one.

“Eat up for me,” she whispers to me. “Please.” I swallow as she steps back to make our drinks. The three of them watch her in stunned silence which gives me the chance to read this new edition of After the Watershed. I slip it out from underneath my jacket and hold it down on the stool next to me so it’s out of sight and I don’t have to eat with one hand.

Using the neon lights around us, and using my left hand to eat up the potstickers, I take a look at the first passage, written in grayish typewriter ink:

“I had the misfortune of using up all the money I had put away following the bartenders’ strike in Manhattan and the Bronx as part of promoting my own writing. Trying to be like Bruce Pavitt of Subterranean Pop indeed has its pitfalls if I might say so myself.”

Well, that explains that.

“If you must ask why I decided to pick up the job of bartender in the filthy river that is downtown New York City, it’s to escape my old life. I was held captive in my own childhood home and I decided to not have another minute with it.”

Maya herself then returns with a big bowl of vermicelli for me and a glass masonry jar filled with whitish flakes.

“Parmesan?” she offers me.

“Eh, just a little dusting.”

She sprinkles some over the pasta before moving onto Dominique. I continue reading:

“The story is that I escaped from Massachusetts in order to find my sister given she was on a book tour in the Northeast. Candace traveled away from the Boston area because she knew of everything there. She knew the territory all too well and thus she avoided going there.”

I raise an eyebrow at that. That doesn’t make sense. Meanwhile, this pasta is smooth and embedded with lots of garlic butter just how I like it. Keep going...

“I worried that the circuitry would break with the bitter upstate New York cold but I need to say that a lack of anesthesia leaves quite the memory.”

That still doesn’t make any sense. 

“Lack of anesthesia.” Maybe there’s more to that third eye scar than I originally thought. But “circuitry” is what’s throwing me. Yeah, there was that weird glint if neon light in her pupils but it could’ve just been a reflection of the neon lights behind us. Maybe I’m just overthinking things. Maybe I’m about ready to close this and focus on filling my belly because I kinda wish she’d have elaborated more because this is a little baffling.

But with every word I’m taking in from her, I’m taking a bite of pasta. Every so often I reach over to the separate platter for a potsticker but I’m mostly fixated on these intricate silky little noodles. Never came to a bar that also served pasta and potstickers before.

I also never came anywhere that sells food where they give second helpings, either. Before I can even so much as reach the bottom of the bowl, she returns with a big pot of vermicelli and puts in more with the plastic tongs. I take a sip of sarsaparilla and continue on with reading:

“But by some miracle I managed to press on throughout New York and found my job. I was there for a couple of months and then the strike happened. That was my chance to catch up with Candace. It was definitely a difficult task given I was reported missing and had I surfaced, I would’ve been dragged back to the very shithole I was trying to escape from.”

And I’m officially glad I didn’t take her to the police. I guess it must have been pretty brutal in order for both her and Candace to want to leave. Makes me wonder what kind of home they lived in. I also think back to what Molly told me and Lars in how she suggests it to be cabin fever. I’m not buying it as I take more bites of vermicelli. I can feel myself getting full but it’s just so damn good.

“I traveled across the outskirts of the city, heading out to a little town called Monticello where I lay low for about three days. There was only one television to be found in the whole town and that was the diner I scrounged at. I decided to leave because I knew I would be found. And so I traveled through the backwoods of upstate New York, trying to find my sister and the golden ticket out of my old life. I got about as far as Syracuse when I realized I had only just enough money to squeak me out to a city called Rochester but it was a stretch. I wound up in Syracuse with the few American dollars in my pocket and I spent them on a bag of nuts because I was getting hungry. I kept going until I ran out of fuel about a mile outside of a town called Oswego.”

So she got there and I found her on accident. Holy shit.

Maya herself returns to me with a third helping of pasta, and she’s giving me a lot in the helpings, too. I hope I don’t fall asleep eating because I wanna know more.

“My memory is a bit foggy but I do recall walking through the pouring rain towards a church. A block ahead of that was a Denny’s restaurant so if nothing, I figured I could scrounge behind the restaurant and then camp out at the church. But before I could go any further past the front door of the church, a black haired pastor told me to come inside. I told him thank you and I kept walking. I don’t remember anything after that, except when I woke up, I was being cradled in the arms of the most wonderful man. I was weak and the thought of food made me—and still makes me—sick to my stomach. I don’t know what happened to me, but there I was, face to face with two beautiful brown eyes, as brown as the earth. I was cradled against the loveliest body, as soft as a pillow and yet as strong as I could ever imagine a man to be. He called himself Joey and he is undoubtedly the most beautiful man in the world because he saved my life.”

There’s a part of me that wants to cry but I can’t because the three of them will want to know. There’s also all the food she gave us. I drink down the rest of the sarsaparilla and groan inside of my throat.

“Wow,” Nancy breathes a sigh of relief. Dominique leans forward over the top of the bar with the side of her head resting in her hand.

“Oh, God, I’m so full—“ Lars groans, leaning back in the stool and rubbing his belly. And I am, too: I set down my fork and lean back to lay a hand on my stomach, which is very warm and very firm. I’m surprised the lower part of my belly isn’t poking out a little bit because come to think of it, I ate a ton of food, all those potstickers and three big helpings of vermicelli with lots of garlic and butter. Then again, Maya did give us a lot of food. 

So that’s her story: I found her by accident all because she wants to be reunited with her sister. But that still doesn’t explain why she came back here to the City, though. That also doesn’t explain what actually happened to her in Boston. Or outside of the church, for that matter.

I have so many more questions, and I’m feeling so full that it’s going to be a while before I can ruminate it much less consider seeing Sebastian Bach and Company. I let out a low whistle when I catch a glimpse of writing at the bottom of the page next to my fingers. I give my belly a massage as I crane my neck forward for a better look at this afterword:

“That night I had a dream about him. I am sincere when I say his body is the most beautiful I have ever seen. He’s like a searchlight, caressing over me with his indigenous radiance and bathing me with his gentleness. He exposed me, with the rope slagged around my ankles like an umbilical cord. In my dream, I approached him while he was in bed. I wanted to come closer to him, to love him and hold him in the way he did with me. I touched his face and approached his dark delicate lips when he whispered ‘I want you to give to me’ before kissing my neck. I woke up before I realized I had moved so close to him. Oh.. how I wish to feel him again, in all his warmth and softness.”

I then lift my head to catch a glimpse of her peeking around the corner of the display at me. I still have my hand rested upon my stomach, so very warm. And I don’t know what to think, besides what Lars is telling me.

“Joey, I’m gonna need you and Dominique to help me outside. My legs are like lead...”

I close the booklet and tuck it under the interior  of my jacket again. I sit up and I feel heavy. I’m skinny but I feel so heavy. I look at Maya again and she’s eyeing my body.

And I still don’t know what to think.

[pikminfan25]

(OC) Marlin The Yoshi

Bio: Marlin Yoshi

Name: Marlin

Gender: Male

Age: 25

Sexuality: Straight

Birthday: January 1st

Species: Yoshi

Relationship/Wife: Arilyn

Family Members: Cole (Mother) Micole (Mother) Nivian (Grandma) Midnight (Grandpa) James (Grandpa) Tori (Grandma) Vicktoria (Aunt) Jamarr (Uncle) Victorio (Uncle) Jamell (Uncle) Jamesie (Uncle) Victoire (Aunt) Toree (Aunt) Jame (Uncle) Noora (Sister) Maxwell (Brother) Noel (Sister) Manfried (Brother) Marlyssa (Brother) Moses (Brother) Nerissa (Sister) Nuna (Sister) Nea (Sister) Micoletta (Sister) Mickey (Brother) Luiggi (Brother) Luigina (Sister) Clo (Sister) Coe (Brother) Cloris (Younger Sister) Madea (Younger Sister) Olivia (Younger Sister) Hailee (Youngest Sister) Cube (Youngest Brother) Starr (Youngest Sister) Aryan (Son) Aryeh (Son) Marabella (Daughter) Marabelle (Daughter) Arysta (Daughter) Marcelo (Son) Marcel (Son) Malin (Favorite Son) Arilla (Daughter) Arielle (Daughter) Arietta (Adopted Daughter) Maryn (Adopted Son) Zavier (Piplup Pokemon) Evan (Brother in law) Evans (Nephew) Maxima (Niece) Margolette (Niece) Margo (Nephew) Evanam (Nephew) Maxon (Nephew) Maxton (Nephew) Evanne (Niece) Evander (Nephew) Evanna (Niece) Danny (Brother in law) Delora (Niece) Dallan (Nephew) Dallin (Nephew) Nova (Niece) Nikolas (Nephew) Danae (Niece) Danni (Niece) Danna (Niece) Nooriel (Nephew) Darry (Nephew) Dooley (Nephew) Noah (Younger Nephew) Noa (Younger Niece) Noire (Younger Niece) Donny (Younger Nephew) Noor (Youngest Niece) Norah (Youngest Adopted Niece) Daniyal (Youngest Adopted Nephew) Ryder (Brother in law) Nollan (Nephew) Rylan (Nephew) Ryland (Nephew) Renae (Niece) Noeletta (Niece) Ryden (Nephew) Nohl (Nephew) Noella (Niece) Ryenne (Niece) Noely (Niece) Clover (Sister in law) Clovis (Nephew) Marcie (Niece) Marcy (Niece) Claude (Nephew) Claud (Nephew) Marcellus (Nephew) Cloud (Nephew) Mearl (Nephew) Cova (Niece) Clarke (Niece) Clark (Nephew) Malik (Nephew) Mali (Nephew) Cove ((Niece) Manfred (Nephew) Karl (Brother in law) Marly (Niece) Marlis (Niece) Mirabela (Niece) Carlyle (Nephew) Carlus (Nephew) Carlin (Niece) Cal (Nephew) Karl (Brother in law) Marly (Niece) Marlis (Niece) Mirabela (Niece) Carlyle (Nephew) Carlus (Nephew) Carlin (Niece) Cal (Nephew) Miggy (Niece) Mariam (Niece) Kiri (Nephew) Kerri (Niece) Embo (Nephew) Audrina (Sister in law) Marlo (Nephew) Audey (Nephew) Adya (Nephew) Audley (Nephew) Adney (Nephew) Marrin (Niece) Marry (Niece) Morris (Nephew) Audric (Nephew) Auden (Nephew) Austen (Nephew) Marten (Nephew) Moselle (Niece) Audry (Youngest Niece) Moshe (Youngest Nephew) Marco (Brother in law) Nessa (Niece) Maci (Niece) Marco (Nephew) Neela (Niece) Marc (Nephew) Nestor (Nephew) Marcella (Niece) Marcelle (Niece) Nero (Nephew) Nerian (Nephew) Sunset (Sister in law) Elaine (sister in law) Sandra (Sister In law) Micola (Niece) Sander (Nephew) Sandro (Nephew) Sammy (Nephew) Micolette (Niece) Suzette (Niece) Sandriana (Niece) Michelette (Niece) Michela (Niece) Sanderson (Nephew) Michel (Nephew) Michele (Nephew) Melissa (Sister in law) Mellisa (Niece) Mick (Nephew) Melissza (Niece) Melisha (Niece) Mel (Niece) Micki (Niece) Mickie (Niece) Mike (Nephew) Mikko (Nephew) Melvyn (Nephew) Virginna (Sister in law) Candace (Sister in law) Lydia (Sister in law) Peasly (Brother in law) Tiffiny (Sister in law) Toren (Brother in law) Boone (Uncle) Amarah (Aunt) Nikson (Uncle) Nirvana (Aunt) King Coal (Uncle) Nicole (Aunt) Katie (Cousin) Kylar (Cousin) Coal Jr (Cousin) Aleiza (Cousin) Zeke (Cousin) Tabarious (Cousin) Tavio (Cousin) Adalley (Cousin) Tamburlaine (Cousin) Fuzzy (Cousin) Sabrina (Younger Cousin) Ayden (Younger Cousin) Nikole (Younger Cousin) Koal (Younger Cousin) Cortney (Youngest Cousin) Nicoletta (Youngest Cousin) Nicola (Youngest Cousin) Nicco (Youngest Cousin) Colette (Aunt) Colleen (Cousin) Cox (Cousin) Coxe (Cousin) Clarette (Cousin) Coleta (Cousin) Colley (Cousin) Robley (Cousin) Colie (Cousin) Coline (Cousin) Conrad (Cousin) Conran (Cousin) Coelee (Cousin)

Personality: Clumsy, Active, Shy, Caring, Helpful, Creative, Gamer, And Sensitive

Friends: Clumsy Smurf Nat Smurfling Smurfette Smurf Painter Smurf Cookie (My bestie's oc and Best Friend) Karlie (2nd Best Friend) Javon (3rd Best friend) Boston (4th Best friend) Forest (5th Best friend) Ebbe Muffin (My Bestie's oc and 6th best friend) Laura (My bestie's oc and 7th best friend) Clova (My bestie's oc) Myron (My bestie's oc and 8th best friend) Finnley (My bestie's oc) Julyana (Our oc and 9th best friend) Kaitlin (Our oc) Kaeli (Our oc and 10th best friend) Kaleo (Our oc and 11th best friend) Keara (Our oc) Alysha (My Bestie's oc and 12th best friend) Noelia (13th best friend) Ozzy (My bestie's oc and 14th best friend) Ander (Our oc and 15th best friend) Leevi (Our oc and 16th best friend)

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Season: Fall And Winter

Favorite Holiday: Thanksgiving And Christmas

Fun Fact: Marlin is kinda a clumsy yoshi, he does trip and drop stuff sometimes. But he always cleans up his mess. Since he's very clumsy. By being clumsy, he is very active, especially during the winter. He love playing in the snow. And mostly love to have snowball fights with his siblings. And at the end of the day after playing in the snow. He snuggles by the fire, and spend time with he's mini crewmate and mini imposter. Being active, he can be very shy. Even when he was a baby yoshi, he was very shy. He isn't use to be around a lot of people, but he love being by his best friend Cookie. He is very caring, especially around he's family. He may be shy, but he is very caring. Being caring, he love helping out, he helps both he's mother's a lot. He also take care of he's mothers mini imposter and mini crewmarte. Why they both are out on a date. He is also very attached to he's younger adopted siblings. He cares so much about them, that he will and always keep them safe. Because he is very helpful and very caring. on he's free time, he can be very creative. He love's drawing, he most makes fanart of his favorite series or franchise. Like he's mother Cole. She does the same. He also love drawing for he's mothers on their birthday. On he's free time. He does play video games. He mostly plays multiplayer games. He love's playing Among Us, and a bunch of Mario games. He mostly plays them with both he's mothers. He also love being the imposter both normal and hide and seek. He does go after he's mother Cole first. Before killing other crewmates. And he can be very sensitive, he doesn't like to see anything scary, he is very sensitive to scary things. It kind always make him sick a little bit. Since he is very sensitive to that kind of stuff.

Marlin belong to: me

Yoshi Species: Nintendo

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Ep. 76: Tim Pool; Biden Loses; Nirvana; Candace Owens; Apple, #MeToo & MORE! Viva & Barnes!

Ep. 76: Tim Pool; Biden Loses; Nirvana; Candace Owens; Apple, #MeToo & MORE! Viva & Barnes!

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[tanyaodebra]

You 2.9: “P.I. Joe” – Putting the Damage On

The beginning of this episode really had me doubting myself, but by the end I was screaming “I fucking knew it” at my TV. I’ll dial back the glee, because Delilah’s death makes me feel so sad even though I saw it coming. When the handcuffs unlock and her dead hand falls to the ground, it’s an absolute gut-punch to the viewer and to Joe. He sets out to discover who killed her, even if he ends up exposing himself. Last episode’s LSD device provides the means for Joe to have huge gaps in his memory, so he can’t be sure he isn’t the killer. I see now that in order for this plot to function the writers needed to drug him, but I still feel like LSD is such a cheap choice. As someone who’s been accidentally drugged more than once, there are more plausible solutions than a drug almost no one takes anymore. Hire me to hear them!

Is Joe the killer or not? Well, he really doesn’t think so. First of all, he promised he wouldn’t, and more importantly, he would never purposely make life harder for Ellie. But he has killed before, so the morality of a murderer is closer in construction to the straw house than the brick one. As I mentioned last time, his clothes are totally clean when he arrives. Within minutes, this idiot is bumbling around, dropping Delilah’s phone, and splashing himself with blood. He really should be better at this by now. The first suspect on Joe’s list is Real Will, since he’s the only person who knows about the storage unit. A quick call to the Philippines quashes this fear. My suspicious mind thinks Will could have recorded the call to make a case against Joe in the future, but everything Will has said thus far has been truthful, so perhaps Joe is safe in taking what Will says at face value.  When Joe discovers a giant bruise on his back, he remembers snips and snaps of his trip to Anavrin. He heads over there to try and piece the rest together. On the way, he bumps in to Office David Fincher, who he suspects for a moment, then acquits him as soon as he sees how worried Fincher is. At Anavrin, Calvin fills in the blanks – Forty was with him after all. When he gets to Forty’s, Dottie divulges that she knows Joe is privy to damaging information about her family, and that she might be hiding dirt on Joe. Did Joe tell Forty any secrets? As Joe remembers more bits of last night, he begins to doubt Forty’s innocence. Why was the flower Forty was wearing found near Delilah’s body? Forty is acting so shifty, plus he mentions Delilah, so Joe is all but convinced that Forty has done this terrible dead. But it turns out he’s so squirmy because he was actually with Candace. Remember I believed Love killed her? Turns out I was just a little off, but it was worth it to have coined the term “necro-texting.” I wondered if she might have been a hallucination, but no. After Joe leaves, Candace arrives in the flesh. But right before he goes, he briefly grasps at the thought that Candace could be the killer, then drops it. Alas, the killer is always in the last place you look.

Candace, or is it Cassandra, does everything she can to feed Forty the truth about his screenplay in that Joe is the real-life culprit in Beck’s murder, but he just won’t hear it. Joe is family to him now, and once you’re in that fucked up Quinn clan, anything goes. Once Forty mentions Delilah, Candace knows she’s in danger, too. Side note: Forty’s Britney Spear line is killer. His dialogue must be so fun to write. I digress. Candace wants to find Delilah before the worst happens. When she sees Joe’s storage unit in last night’s video from Forty, she senses she might be too late. While it might be too late for Delilah, it’s not too late for Joe’s next victim, whoever that may be. In another karmic shot fired, Candace locks Joe in his own cage. Why don’t characters ever listen to me when I shout at my TV? I told her not to go there. I told her to call the police. But she didn’t listen. I may have gotten the timeline wrong, but I was right about Love. And just like Cassandra, Candace is killed by a jealous queen.

The only plausible answer is that Love killed Delilah. When Joe returns to his apartment, his internal monologue says he’ll “rest when there’s not a murderer on the loose,” and Love opens the door to his apartment at that very moment. She walks back the idea that she will immediately flee the country with him, because presumably she has some murder housekeeping to tend to. When Ellie arrives with the handwritten threat to Delilah, Love is very quick to connect it to Delilah’s article. Why does she know about that? It literally just came out, and she’s not in the business, so why is she reading Variety? While she and Ellie prepare the classic breakfast of boiled carrots, Love tries to act as a parental figure to Ellie, which mirrors Joe’s behavior with lonely kids. Is this guilt-based? When Dottie leaves Forty’s place, her affection for him is so genuine. Why is her relationship with Love so strained if Forty is the one who killed the nanny? My money’s on Love being the killer in that situation as well. Back to Delilah. After Joe realizes he was definitely in the storage unit, he wonders if he can’t remember killing Delilah because he’s “clenching his eyes shut against some truth [he] doesn’t want to face.” Just then, Love calls. Did Joe witness the murder, but he’s blocking it out because he can’t bear knowing Love did it? When Love sees Delilah’s corpse, she doesn’t seem very surprised. As Joe confesses to Delilah’s murder, Love looks more guilty than horrified. She seems sorry for Joe, not Delilah or Candace. As she runs down the hall to escape this nightmare, she vomits. Or is that vomit fake? It’s a Ted Bundy-ish ploy to get in close physical proximity to Candace so Love can slash her throat with a broken bottle. Watching Candace die conjures the image of Delilah, whose death must have been so similar. Love kills. Like I said, I fucking knew it.

The flashbacks continue in this episode, and the viewer finally knows what Joe’s damage is; doing a murder at formative age will probably mess you up, especially if the victim is your father. The genesis of Joe’s secret stashes is revealed when Joe’s mom shows him a gun she hid behind a panel in the wall. While it’s still unclear what happened to Joe’s mother, we do know that Joe was somehow shuffled from abusive parents to an abusive boss/foster father in Mooney (Mark Blum), and we learned in Season One that he didn’t come up with the idea of locking people in a cage on his own. Can his destructive behavior be blamed totally on his childhood? At a certain point, one must take responsibility for one’s own life. The most miserable people I know continue to blame their unhappy adulthoods on their parents and guardians. Of course, none of those people are killers, as far as I know. And then there’s the very obvious fact that not every person who had a traumatic childhood becomes a mass murderer. Something else is at play, and I don’t know if anyone truly understands the reasons why one damaged person kills, but another doesn’t. You seems to connect this elusive reason to the concept of external blame. Will Joe’s killing spree end if he stops blaming others for his actions? That remains to be seen.

Joe comes to terms with the notion that he is a killer, and as such he should be punished. It’s as if he’s reached an inverted state of Nirvana, and this enlightenment about his true identity eases his burden. The truth will set him free even if he must be confined in a prison for the rest of his life. Will Bettelheim was not his only fake identity; the Joe Goldberg he constructed for himself was never real, either. He confesses everything to Candace and Love. He believes that Love is good and he is bad, and therefore he is not worthy of her. Soon enough he’ll learn the truth about Love. Will she set him free? Damage has certainly found its match, but when Joe can no longer keep Love on a pedestal, will he still want her? Will both of them make it out of this season alive? So many questions and only one more episode. See You next time!

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(OC) Noora The Toad

Bio: Noora Toad Name: Noora Gender: Female Age: 24 Birthday: January 1st Sexuality: Straight Relationship/Husband: Danny Family Members: Cole (Mother) Micole (Mother) James (Grandpa) Tori (Grandma) Midnight (Grandpa) Nivian (Grandma) Micoletta (Sister) Maxwell (Brother) Marlin (Brother) Noel (Sister) Manfried (Brother) Marlyssa (Brother) Moses (Brother) Nerissa (Sister) Nuna (Sister) Nea (Sister) Mickey (Brother) Cloris (Younger Sister) Madea (Younger Sister) Olivia (Younger Sister) Hailee (Younger Sister) Cube (Youngest Brother) Starr (Youngest Sister) Delora (Daughter) Dallan (Son) Dallin (Son) Nova (Daughter) Nikolas (Son) Danae (Daughter) Danni (Daughter) Danna (Daughter) Nooriel (Favorite Son) Darry (Son) Dooley (Son) Kiley (Pokemon Piplup) Micola (Niece) Sander (Nephew) Sandro (Nephew) Sammy (Nephew) Micolette (Niece) Suzette (Niece) Sandriana (Niece) Michelette (Niece) Michela (Niece) Sanderson (Nephew) Michel (Nephew) Michele (Nephew) Marlo (Nephew) Audey (Nephew) Adya (Nephew) Audley (Nephew) Adney (Nephew) Marrin (Niece) Marry (Niece) Morris (Nephew) Audric (Nephew) Auden (Nephew) Austen (Nephew) Marten (Nephew) Moselle (Niece) Aryan (Nephew) Aryeh (Nephew) Marabella (Niece) Marabelle (Niece) Arysta (Niece) Marcelo (Nephew) Marcel (Nephew) Malin (Nephew) Ariella (Niece) Arielle (Niece) Mellisa (Niece) Mick (Nephew) Melissza (Niece) Melisha (Niece) Mel (Nephew) Micki (Niece) Mickie (Niece) Mike (Nephew) Mikko (Nephew) Melvyn (Nephew) Nollan (Nephew) Rylan (Nephew) Ryland (Nephew) Renae (Niece) Noeletta (Niece) Ryden (Nephew) Nohl (Nephew) Noella (Niece) Ryenne (Niece) Noely (Niece) Evans (Nephew) Maxima (Niece) Margolette (Niece) Margo (Nephew) Evanam (Nephew) Maxon (Nephew) Maxton (Nephew) Evanne (Niece) Evander (Nephew) Evanna (Niece) Katie (Cousin) Kylar (Cousin) Coal Jr (Cousin) Aleiza (Cousin) Zeke (Cousin) Tabarious (Cousin) Tavio (Cousin) Adalley (Cousin) Tamburlaine (Cousin) Fuzzy (Cousin) Sabrina (Younger Cousin) Ayden (Younger Cousin) Nikole (Younger Cousin) Koal (Younger Cousin) Cortney (Youngest Cousin) Nicoletta (Youngest Cousin) Nicola (Youngest Cousin) Nicco (Youngest Cousin) Nicole (Aunt) King Coal (Uncle) Nikson (Uncle) Nirvana (Aunt) Audrina (Sister in law) Arilyn (Sister in law) Melissa (Sister in law) Marcos (Brother in law) Clover (Sister in law) Sunset (Sister in law) Elaine (Sister in law) Candace (Sister in law) Lydia (Sister in law) Virginnia (Sister in law) Sandra (Sister in law) Alenna (Sister in law) Peasly (Brother in law) Ryder (Brother in law) Evan (Brother in law) Karl (Brother in law Anthony (Brother in law) Personality: Gamer, Artistic, Kind, Caring, And Reasonable Friends: Viola Hattie Cyan Linda (Best Friend) Ebbe (2nd best friend) Cordelia (My Bestie's oc) Laura (My Bestie's oc) Felicia (My bestie's oc and 3rd best friend) Maybelle (My bestie's oc) Bayley (My bestie's oc and 4th best friend) Mellyn (Our oc and 5th best friend) Stellabelle (Our oc) Maddison (Our oc) Sharkey (Our oc and 6th best friend) Wynette (Our oc) Whitaker (7th best friend) Sparkler (My bestie's oc) Mackenzie (8th best friend) Clova (My bestie's oc and 9th best friend) Kodie (Our oc) Favorite Colors: Teal and Purple Favorite Season: Winter Favorite Holiday: New Years Day Fun Fact: Noora is a gamer toad, she love playing video games with her mother Cole. Since Cole playing video games to. Her most favorite is Among us. And Super Mario Maker 2 just like her mother Cole. On Among us. She love to kill her mother Cole the most in a game. She thinks it's funny. She is very artistic, also like her mother Cole. She love drawing and coloring. She also love to draw things for her mothers. She is very proud to be an artist just like her mother Cole. She love drawing big time. She is very kind, especially to her mother Micole. When her mother is gone, she takes care of other mother Micole. Since her mother Cole is gone somewhere. She love taken care of her mother Micole a lot. She is very caring, she is very caring to her youngest adopted siblings. Cube and Starr. She cares deeply about them and love them death. And she is very responsible and Mature. She is the oldest out her siblings. So it's her responsibility to look out for her younger and youngest siblings. Sometimes she ask for help form her cousin Katie. Noora belong to  me Toad Species: Nintendo

#toad #toadoc #bio 

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You - Episode 9/10

Youlinas! This is my last in-depth post about You, season 1. Feels like just yesterday I was just sitting down to watch a buzzy Netflix show with my girlies...little did I know what I was getting myself into. Spoilers from the last 2 episodes are nigh.

 “How did I get here?” That’s the question Beck asks herself as she sits on the floor of the glass cage we all knew she’d end up in since we saw it in the first episode. 

First, let’s talk about Candace, annoying as she is. Of course they just had to cast someone that looks like Lucy Hale sucked on too many helium balloons at a party, which isn’t a bad thing, it just is. In the second to last episode, we learn all about the doomed relationship that preceded Joe and Beck, and it’s not really as interesting as it could’ve been.

 Basically, Joe meets Candace while she’s complaining about being hungry. We learn she’s in a band called “Heathcliff’s Misery” (stop) and likes wearing Doc Martens (same.) Short story short, she cheats on Joe with a record label guy and he finds out. This is where Joe kills someone for the first time: he pushes said record label guy off a roof (after the guy offers him some blow. Have some manners, Joe!)

 Flash forward to today and Beck is following in Candace’s featherbrained footsteps because she’s also cheating with a man who’s supposed to propel her: Dr. Nicki, the therapist. Joe finds out (“THERE IS NO EMMA FOX FROM BROWN!” - there never is, is there?) and promptly beats John Stamos right up, but doesn’t kill him. 

When things might just be a-ok, Paco comes to ruin everything (his fave pastime.) He stops by to return a book to Beck, saying that he forgot he’d put it in the ceiling. Beck is like, “ThE cEiLiNg?!” And Paco is like, “Yeah it’s where Joe hides all the evidence from all the people he’s killed!” Not really, but basically. Curiosity, as it does, kills the cat. Beck retrieves a box from the ceiling while Joe is getting breakfast and discovers Benji’s phone, Peach’s phone, her phone, her panties, and Candace’s (Urban Outfitters) pendant. And the jar of teeth, which makes her freak out and drop it. While cleaning up the teeth jar glass, she cuts herself. Joe notices when he comes back that she’s shaking and bleeding and he’s like “let me take care of you!” This is a pivotal scream-at-your-tv moment. Beck is just about to leave, spewing something about how Annika wants to get brunch, when Joe slams the door and hits her. She wakes up in the glass cube. Of course.

Beck in the cage is stressful to watch, like a live-action millennial Beauty and the Beast without the singing cutlery. She goes back and forth between being distressed and being calm, as I’m sure anyone would in that situation. She wears a Nirvana shirt, which feels symbolic but ultimately just makes an already fake situation harder to take seriously.  

He brings her a typewriter like she’s Kit fucking Kitteridge and tells her to write. They share dinners through the little food box. Joe offers her the rest of his wontons, probably in an attempt to normalize the fact that they’re separated by impenetrable glass. Her first attempt to get out is when she begs to use a real bathroom, and not a pot in the corner. Joe is about to free her but then she looks at the staircase like she’s about to run up it. Beck, darling, we must never make our desires so obvious! 

While she’s locked up, Joe takes cautionary steps to insure he can’t be blamed if people start to wonder where Beck went. The Salinger private investigator asks Joe some questions before revealing that they’re testing DNA for evidence they found at the Connecticut house. He immediately flashes back to the time he peed in a jar and put it back on the shelf. I’m sure he’d be pissed if he got caught because of the jar. Sorry, had to. 

Paco attempts to kill his mom’s drunk boyfriend but fails so Joe does it for him. Meanwhile, Beck is back in the glass cage, writing the best, most Beckish prose she’s ever written. As I watched I was like...this is good! The New Yorker is shaking! 

Joe comes back and announces that the PI could potentially put him in jail. Beck tells him to read what she just wrote. She makes a strong case that they could blame everything on the therapist because he too has a random jar of teeth laying around. It would check out. They have a heartfelt moment, hands touching on opposite sides of the glass, like 3rd graders on a trip to the aquarium. Joe comes in to embrace her and just as he notices the missing keys from the typewriter, Beck STABS him. My roommates and I woke up the whole block with our screams of victory, as if we were straight boys watching soccer. 

She escapes and starts screaming at him, naturally. Throughout the entire scene, the keys remain in the door, which is SUPER stressful for everyone involved. Finally, she runs up the stairs, only to be faced with a metal door. So now she’s locked at the top of the staircase, banging on the metal door, screaming. It was a very Kate-Winslet-in-Titanic moment. Of all people, Paco wanders up, takes a look at her, and walks away, leaving her to go back into the murder den to retrieve the keys. After hitting Joe with a hammer, she gets the keys and goes up the stairs AGAIN. I haven’t been so stressed watching a screen since Skyscraper (a very underrated movie, Neve Campbell’s elevator performance alone is worth the watch.) She is frantically trying out the different keys when Joe grabs her. Blackout. 

The next scene is of Beck’s face plastered on a best-selling book at Mooney’s, where Ethan says something about not being able to get away from someone after they’ve died. So Beck’s dead. Joe, smartie pants psycho that he is, took Beck’s writing and turned it into a memoir, framing the therapist as the villian, just like Beck suggested. John Stamos gets arrested and Joe continues his life. Paco and his mom move away, thank ZOD. 

The final scene is similar to the very first scene of the very first episode. The bookstore is washed in hazy afternoon light and Joe is narrating. The familiar bells chime as we see a girl walk in. Joe creepily starts psychoanalyzing her based on her physical traits and clothing, just like he did Beck. And then...it’s Candace. She says “Hi bunny.” Joe is dumbfounded, as are we.

CANDACE???!?!?!?!?!? If Candace is going to be the focus of season 2, I might have to dip, because I did NOT sign up to watch someone who’s only facial expression is that of someone sucking on a penny for the first time.

I’ll digest this whole thing and report back with final thoughts later on, probably. Thank you guys for reading these little summaries. I’ve had so much fun writing them and seeing what you guys have to say. 

[malessaus]

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(OC) Maxwell The Toad

Bio: Maxwell Toad

Name: Maxwell

Gender: Male

Age: 24

Sexuality: Homosexual

Birthday: January 1st

Species: Toad

Relationship/Husband: Evan

Family Members: Micole (Mother) Cole (Mother) Nivian (Grandma) Midnight (Grandpa) James (Grandpa) Tori (Grandma) Noora (Sister) Marlin (Brother) Noel (Sister) Manfried (Brother) Marlyssa (Brother) Moses (Brother) Nerissa (Sister) Nuna (Sister) Nea (Sister) Micoletta (Sister) Mickey (Brother) Cloris (Younger Sister) Madea ((Younger Sister) Olivia (Younger Sister ) Hailee (Youngest sister) Cube (Adopted Youngest Brother) Starr (Adopted Youngest Sister) Evans (Son) Maxima (Daughter) Margolette (Daughter) Margo (Son) Evanam (Son) Maxon (Son) Maxton (Son) Evanne (Daughter) Evander (Son) Evanna (Daughter) Kipper (Piplup Pokemon) Danny (Brother in law) Delora (Niece) Dallan (Nephew) Dallin (Nephew) Nova (Niece) Nikolas (Nephew) Danae (Niece) Danni (Niece) Danna (Niece) Nooriel (Nephew) Darry (Nephew) Dooley (Nephew) Noah (Younger Nephew) Noa (Younger Niece) Noire (Younger Niece) Donny (Younger Nephew) Noor (Youngest Niece) Norah (Youngest Niece) Daniyal (Youngest Nephew) Arilyn (Sister in law) Aryan (Nephew) Aryeh (Nephew) Marabella (Niece) Marabelle (Niece) Arysta (Niece) Marcelo (Nephew) Marcel ((Nephew) Malin (Nephew) Ariella (Niece) Arielle (Niece) Arietta (Youngest Niece) Maryn (Youngest Nephew) Ryder (Brother in law) Nollan (Nephew) Rylan (Nephew) Ryland (Nephew) Renae (Niece) Noeletta (Niece) Ryden (Nephew) Nohl (Nephew) Noella (Niece) Ryenne (Niece) Noely (Niece) Clover (Sister in law) Clovis (Nephew) Marcie (Niece) Marcy (Niece) Claude (Nephew) Claud (Nephew) Marcellus (Nephew) Cloud (Nephew) Mearl (Nephew) Cova (Niece) Clarke (Niece) Clark (Nephew) Malik (Nephew) Mali (Nephew) Cove ((Niece) Manfred (Nephew) Karl (Brother in law) Marly (Niece) Marlis (Niece) Mirabela (Niece) Carlyle (Nephew) Carlus (Nephew) Carlin (Niece) Cal (Nephew) Miggy (Niece) Mariam (Niece) Kiri (Nephew) Kerri (Niece) Embo (Nephew) Audrina (Sister in law) Marlo (Nephew) Audey (Nephew) Adya (Nephew) Audley (Nephew) Adney (Nephew) Marrin (Niece) Marry (Niece) Morris (Nephew) Audric (Nephew) Auden (Nephew) Austen (Nephew) Marten (Nephew) Moselle (Niece) Audry (Youngest Niece) Moshe (Youngest Nephew) Marco (Brother in law) Nessa (Niece) Maci (Niece) Marco (Nephew) Neela (Niece) Marc (Nephew) Nestor (Nephew) Marcella (Niece) Marcelle (Niece) Nero (Nephew) Nerian (Nephew) Sunset (Sister in law) Elaine (sister in law) Sandra (Sister In law) Micola (Niece) Sander (Nephew) Sandro (Nephew) Sammy (Nephew) Micolette (Niece) Suzette (Niece) Sandriana (Niece) Michelette (Niece) Michela (Niece) Sanderson (Nephew) Michel (Nephew) Michele (Nephew) Melissa (Sister in law) Mellisa (Niece) Mick (Nephew) Melissza (Niece) Melisha (Niece) Mel (Niece) Micki (Niece) Mickie (Niece) Mike (Nephew) Mikko (Nephew) Melvyn (Nephew) Ivan Toad (Brother in law) Ivanna (Niece) Franklyn (Nephew) Frank (Nephew) Franky (Nephew) Ivy (Niece) Ivyna (Niece) Iver (Nephew) Fayra (Niece) Iven (Nephew) Izaak (Nephew) Francine (Niece) Virginna (Sister in law) Candace (Sister in law) Lydia (Sister in law) Peasly (Brother in law) Tiffiny (Sister in law) Toren (Brother in law) Boone (Uncle) Amarah (Aunt) Nikson (Uncle) Nirvana (Aunt) King Coal (Uncle) Nicole (Aunt) Katie (Cousin) Kylar (Cousin) Coal Jr (Cousin) Aleiza (Cousin) Zeke (Cousin) Tabarious (Cousin) Tavio (Cousin) Adalley (Cousin) Tamburlaine (Cousin) Fuzzy (Cousin) Sabrina (Younger Cousin) Ayden (Younger Cousin) Nikole (Younger Cousin) Koal (Younger Cousin) Cortney (Youngest Cousin) Nicoletta (Youngest Cousin) Nicola (Youngest Cousin) Nicco (Youngest Cousin) Colette (Aunt) Colleen (Cousin) Cox (Cousin) Coxe (Cousin) Clarette (Cousin) Coleta (Cousin) Colley (Cousin) Robley (Cousin) Colie (Cousin) Coline (Cousin) Conrad (Cousin) Conran (Cousin) Coelee (Cousin)

Personality: Prankster, Silly, Funny, Expert Prankster, And Sneaky

Friends: Jerry Mouse Jokey Smurf Yona (Best Friend) Trevin (2nd Best Friend) Spooky Kaison Jr Kade ( My Bestie's oc and 3rd Best Friend) Niko (My bestie's oc and 4th best friend) Koop (My Bestie's oc and 5th best friend) Raylon (My bestie's oc and 6th best friend) Varon (My bestie's oc and 7th best friend) Yolan (Our oc and 8th best friend) Koba (Our oc and 9th best friend) Ander (Our oc) Eliott (Our oc and 10th best friend) Leevi (Our oc and 11th best friend) Donnie (My bestie's oc) Javon Jeffery (My bestie's oc and 12th best friend) Melville (Our oc) Macoy (Our oc and 13th best friend)

Favorite Color: Dark Purple

Favorite Season: Winter and Spring

Favorite Holiday: Christmas, and april Fools Day

Fun Fact: Maxwell is a prankster toad, he pulls pranks all the time. He mostly pull pranks on his family. But not his kids. He love messing with his family a lot. on april fools day. During pranking, he can be very silly. He even act stilly to distreat he's oppement. So he can prank them real good. He always distracts them, even during a pranking contest. He love participating in prank contests, Every year. During the contest, he always makes the prank real funny. So he's opponent's don't take it the wrong way. He makes it funny. Harsh, but funny. He is a very excellent prankster. aka. he is an expert, especially when it comes to pranking. Even in the prankster contest, he always win. He does hides he's pranks real good. Where no one didn't expect what the prank come from. Also he pranks Tom Cat on from Tom And Jerry as well. He manly pranks Tom. Thanks to he's good friend Jerry mouse. So look out for these two in the prankster contest. They are unstoppable. And he is also very sneaky, to pranking. He even hides in bushes to see the prank will go well. He does hides he's pranks. That's why he is also sneaky.

Maxwell belong to:  me

Toad Species: Nintendo

Last Updated July 10th, 2022

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