#Canadian Men's National soccer Team

[cr0sby-87]

NHL: Sidney Crosby joined in on the celebrations with the Canadian Men's National Team after their huge win at Copa América! ⚽️

(📸: X/CANMNT_Official)

[erving-goffman]

looks like we've got quebentina tomorrow 🙌

[seetheerise]

I KEEP FORGETTING I HAVE THIS BLOG BUT CANMNT JUST ADVANCED TO THE QUARTERFINALS OF COPA AMERICA. LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO.

[canadachronicles]

GAME DAY!!!

[seedlessmuffins]

starting xi with a new captain! tbh im glad, hutchinson didn’t deserve to be a starter anymore tbh, he has been a part of this team for so long and im so glad he got credit for his passion for the nt during the world cup, but the man is 40! this new lineup looks a lot stronger, younger, and so many play in europe! and of course davies, david and eustáquio my loves 🫶 im so excited for this game tbh

[mrchiipchrome]

Character Introductions

(yes, I know I should've done this before the first part was posted but I didn't so y'all get it now)

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Nika Mühl as herself

Height: 5’11

Age: 20

School/Team: University of Connecticut (UConn), UConn Women’s Basketball Team (#10), Croatia (#10)

Nicknames: Mühl, Love, Secretary Of Defense, Pookie (only by Paige)

Nationality: Croatian

Instagram: nika.muhl

Alt: nikalovesbball

“I don’t like her like that, we’re just friends, nothing more.”

“I don’t know what I want yet, but I do know that I want it with you. Not someone like you, it’s you that I want.”

“You know, I was always a Chelsea fan.”

You as Yourself (shhh, just imagine.)

Height: Tall as fuck

Age: 18

School/Team: Harvard, Harvard Women’s Soccer Team (#10), England WNT (#10/2+8)

Nicknames: Grumpy, Kid/Kiddo, Troll Child (Leah), Baby, Tiny (only by Paige), Captain

Nationality: English

Instagram: y/n.y/l/n

Alt: norflondonforever

“North London forever, whatever the weather, these streets are our own.”

“I want a beach house in Barcelona, with the most amazing view of the water. And maybe a dog, or a cat. And I want to run a small surf shop at the corner of the beach, hidden away from everything. That’s what my legacy will be, just you me and our beach house in Barca.”

“Sorry coach, I gotta go see ‘bout a girl.”

Gabbi Broussard as Emma 'Em' Whitmore

Height: 5’9

Age: 20

School/Team: Harvard, Harvard Women’s Soccer Team (#18), USWNT (#28)

Nicknames: Em, Emily, Emma Hayes (only by you to annoy her), Ugly 

Nationality: American/Canadian

Instagram: emwhit18

Alt: thebetterwhitmore

“Cal’s not scary, he looks like the rat from Flushed Away.”

“I think you need to stop thinking about what everyone else wants and start thinking about what you want. This situation, it’s not your fault that you caught feelings, but it is your fault that you’re pushing her away, so man the fuck up and do the right thing.”

“Will you stop singing that already?”

Callum Turner as Callum 'Cal' Whitmore

Height: 6’4

Age: 23

School/Team: University of Connecticut (UConn), UConn Men’s Basketball Team(#26), US Men’s Basketball(#22)

Nicknames: Cal, Gollum, The Rat from Flushed Away

Nationality: American/Canadian

Instagram: callumwhitmore

Alt: nottheratfromflushedaway

“I don’t look like the fucking rat from Flushed Away, stop telling people that.”

“Em, dad called, he said shut up.”

“Watching you trying to flirt is the single most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done.”

Robert Sean Leonard as Coach 'Dad' Daniels

Height: 6’0

Age: 66

School/Team: Head Coach of Harvard Women’s Soccer Team

Nicknames: Coach, Dad, Coach Dad, Pops, Ancient Being

Nationality: American

Instagram: headcoachdaniels

Alt: doesn’t have one, he’s too much of an old fart

“It’s called intermittent fasting, look it up, you should try it sometime.”

“No, for the last time, me and Coach Hansen aren’t secretly married with two dogs, you all need less free time to come up with theories like that, this isn’t dead poet’s society. Extra training sessions the whole week out.”

“Are those hickeys? Okay ladies, when you want to have sex make sure to cover up the evidence after, I do not need to know more about your intimate lives than I already do.”

Ethan Hawke as Coach Hansen

Height: 5’11

Age: 62

School/team: Harvard Men’s Soccer Team Head Coach

Nicknames: Coach Daniels’ Husband, Dad #2, Mr. Sir

Nationality: American/British

Instagram: headcoachhansen

Alt: an old fart like his husband, so no alt for him

“So you kids thought you’d get a different answer from me than from Coach Daniels? Why are you kids so incessant on trying to find out if we’re together or not.”

“Don’t tell anyone, but I kissed Coach Daniels last night. It was like something straight out of a movie, something so poetic about it.”

“This is Buddy, me and Coach Daniels adopted him so that he could be our mascot. No other reason.”

Paige Bueckers as herself

Height: 6’0

Age: 20

School/Team: University of Connecticut (UConn), UConn Women’s Basketball Team (#5), USA Women’s Basketball Team (#5)

Nicknames: PBuckets, PB&J, The Third Jonas Brother

Nationality: American

Instagram: paigebueckers

Alt: p5buckets

“I’ll beat you on Fifa all day every day.”

“God Nika, admit it, you like her. I can see it from a mile away and this thing you’re doing, this back and forth, will they won’t they, is going to hurt you both in the end. All I’m suggesting is that you evaluate what you want from this relationship and then take it from there.”

“I’m always right, it’s scientifically impossible for me to be wrong.”

Leah Williamson as herself

Height: 5’7

Age: 25

School/Team: Arsenal Women’s Team (#6), England WNT (#6/8/5)

Nicknames: Lee, Will, Spurs Nr 1 Fan, Oldie, Capi

Nationality: English

Instagram: leahwilliamsonn

Alt: will.i.am.son

“I’M NOT A SPURS FAN, STOP SAYING THAT.”

“Y’know in all the time I’ve known you kid, I’ve never seen you this enamoured with someone, you’re so in love it’s making me sick.”

“You’re like the little sister I never had.”

Lucy Bronze as herself

Height: 5’7

Age: 30

School/Team: FC Barcelona Femení (#15), England WNT (#2)

Nicknames: Lucia, Robert, Luce, Prehistoric Being, Dad

Nationality: English/Portuguese

Instagram: lucybronze

Alt: bronzesilvergold

“Ugh, the ladies just love me don’t they.”

“I’m down with the lingo, I’ve got so much rizz that the boomers come running. Cowabunga.”

“Love is…love is effortless, it makes you feel all jittery and when you’re around them you feel like you can do anything. You’ll know it once you feel it kid, don’t try to rush the process, let it wash over you like the waves at the beach.”

Everyone else as themselves, also the other's alt instagrams will explained when they appear

[annieqattheperipheral]

I love watching the olympics always have but my goodness this soccer canada drone stuff is shameful what a taint on the entire canadian olympic contingent that's gonna be floating down the seine in a few hours for the opening ceremony. get ready for boos ig

anonymous soccer canada insiders with full details on drone usage-- article by Rick Westhead my king ofc

suspension and impact on paris olympics

[laresearchette]

Wednesday, October 23, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES? INK MASTER (Season Premiere) (Paramount+ Canada) CATFISH (Season Premiere) (Paramount+ Canada)

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT BREATH OF FIRE (Premiering on October 24 on HBO Canada at 10:00pm)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

CBC GEM HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER SO YOU WANT TO BE A MUSLIM?

CRAVE TV BREATH OF FIRE

NETFLIX CANADA CAR MASTERS: RUST TO RICHES: (Season 6) THE COMEBACK: 2004 BOSTON RED SOX FAMILY PACK (FR) SCREAM 2 SCREAM 3 SCREAM 4 THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING

NBA BASKETBALL (SN) 7:30pm: Cavaliers vs. Raptors (TSN/TSN3/TSN4/TSN5) 7:30pm: Bucks vs. 76ers (SN360) 10:00pm: Warriors vs. TrailBlazers (TSN4) 10:00pm: Clippers vs. Suns

NHL HOCKEY (SN1) 7:30pm: Flyers vs. Capitals

BACK TO ROOTS (APTN) 7:00pm: Chef Denia surprises Perry with an elk tenderloin to cook together; they forage for wild cranberries, wild mushrooms and yarrow; Perry prepares a wild cranberry and yarrow mocktail for them to enjoy while discussing ingredients and recipes.

PAID IN FULL: THE BATTLE FOR BLACK MUSIC (CBC) 8:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Black artists' fight for fair pay and ownership of their songs dates back to the 1920s, including Louis Armstrong, Nina Simone, Little Richard, TLC and more.

THE PASSIONATE EYE (CBC) 9:00pm: Harder Better Faster Stronger: Misinformation expert Timothy Caulfield investigates the purported "crisis in masculinity," debunks toxic men's health myths and meets with people challenging traditional masculine norms.

MARK MCKINNEY NEEDS A HOBBY (CTV) 9:02pm: Mark McKinney tries his hand at a cross section of aquatic sports; Mark learns some sailing basics and sings some sea shanties, learns bodyboarding techniques in the surf of Santa Monica, Cali. beach, and joins a synchronized swimming team.

SECRET HISTORY (APTN) 9:00pm: When a family discovers gold, a Tlingit woman's traditional knowledge is vital for navigating the Yukon wilderness and securing their fortune.

MLS SOCCER (TSN) 10:00pm: Vancouver vs. Portland

TALES FROM THE TERRITORIES (Much) 10:00pm: Tales from the Territories reunites wrestlings legends to relive their most jaw-dropping stories from in and out of the ring. One of the most infamous stories in wrestling lore, TV star Andy Kaufman traveled from Hollywood to Memphis to wrestle women, before facing off against King Jerry Lawler.

GOING NATIVE (APTN) 10:30pm: Drew travels down under to witness how Australia's first nations live, hunt and maintain their ancient traditions while taking in some of Australia's most beautiful sites; he even learns how to catch his own lunch while avoiding becoming lunch.

SO LONG, MARIANNE (Crave) 11:00pm: Leonard Cohen receives news of his grandmother's passing, plunging him into melancholy; pregnant with Axel's child, Marianne faces turmoil in her relationship due to Axel's infidelity.

[walrusmagazine]

The Women’s National Team Taught Canada How to Be a Soccer Country

The men’s team has made it to the FIFA World Cup. But it was the women’s team that helped them get there

I’ll never forget 2002. That summer, Canada hosted the FIFA U-19 Women’s World Championship, a tournament that some say “changed Canadian soccer forever.” (While teams are formally categorized as “men’s” and “women’s,” not every player identifies as either gender.) On the afternoon of September 1, Canada played the US for the trophy in front of nearly 50,000 fans. It was the second most attended soccer game, of either men’s or women’s, in Canada ever and, according to FIFA, still holds the record for the most fans ever to watch one of its youth women’s games anywhere. Despite losing the final, these teenagers, including my sister, some of whom were still in high school, hooked a country and never let go.

Read more at thewalrus.ca.

Photo by Frank Gunn / the Canadian Press

[emilyfloresworld]

Sporting Events in Toronto: A Guide to World-Class Games

Toronto, a bustling metropolis known for its diverse culture and vibrant energy, also holds a special place in the hearts of sports enthusiasts. The city boasts a rich sporting history and a passionate fan base, making it a prime destination for witnessing world-class games and experiencing the thrill of live competition.

Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply looking for an exciting way to spend an evening, Toronto's sporting events offer something for everyone. From the roar of the crowd at a hockey game to the precision and grace of a tennis match, the city's sporting calendar is packed with unforgettable moments.

So grab your jersey, put on your game face, and get ready to immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of Toronto's sporting scene.

Hockey: Toronto Maple Leafs - The Heart and Soul of the City

Hockey is more than just a sport in Toronto; it's a way of life. The Toronto Maple Leafs, the city's beloved hockey team, hold a special place in the hearts of Torontonians, and attending a game at Scotiabank Arena is an experience like no other.

The atmosphere is electric, with fans decked out in blue and white, cheering on their team with unwavering passion. The energy in the arena is contagious, and even if you're not a die-hard hockey fan, you'll find yourself caught up in the excitement.

Basketball: Toronto Raptors - Reigning Champions of the North

The Toronto Raptors, the city's NBA team, have captured the hearts of basketball fans around the world with their thrilling championship run in 2019. Watching a Raptors game at Scotiabank Arena is an unforgettable experience, with the crowd's energy reaching a fever pitch as the team battles it out on the court.

The Raptors' fan base is known for its diversity and inclusivity, creating a welcoming atmosphere for everyone. So whether you're a seasoned basketball enthusiast or simply looking for a fun night out, a Raptors game is sure to deliver.

Baseball: Toronto Blue Jays - America's Northern Team

The Toronto Blue Jays, Canada's only Major League Baseball team, offer a unique blend of American and Canadian sporting culture. Watching a game at the Rogers Centre, with its retractable roof and stunning views of the city skyline, is a treat for any baseball fan.

The Blue Jays' fan base is known for its enthusiasm and dedication, creating a lively atmosphere at every game. And with the team's recent success, there's no better time to catch a game and experience the thrill of America's favorite pastime in the heart of Toronto.

Soccer: Toronto FC - The Beautiful Game in the 6ix

Toronto FC, the city's Major League Soccer team, has quickly become a force to be reckoned with in the world of soccer. Watching a game at BMO Field, with its passionate supporters and electrifying atmosphere, is an experience that will leave you wanting more.

The team's fan base, known as "The Reds," is renowned for its unwavering support and colorful displays of team spirit. So whether you're a seasoned soccer fan or simply looking for a fun and energetic sporting event, a Toronto FC game is sure to deliver.

Tennis: The National Bank Open - World-Class Tennis Action

The National Bank Open, formerly known as the Rogers Cup, is a prestigious tennis tournament that attracts some of the biggest names in the sport. Held annually in Toronto, this event offers a chance to witness world-class tennis action up close and personal.

The tournament features both men's and women's singles and doubles events, showcasing the skill, athleticism, and competitive spirit of the world's top tennis players. Whether you're a casual fan or a tennis aficionado, the National Bank Open is an event not to be missed.

Other Sporting Events: From Marathons to Horse Racing

In addition to its major professional sports teams, Toronto also hosts a variety of other sporting events throughout the year. The Scotiabank Toronto Waterfront Marathon, one of the largest marathons in North America, attracts thousands of runners from around the world.

The Honda Indy Toronto, a thrilling IndyCar race held on the streets of downtown Toronto, is another popular event that draws large crowds. And for those seeking a more traditional sporting experience, the Queen's Plate, Canada's oldest thoroughbred horse race, offers a glimpse into the country's equestrian heritage.

Where to Stay: Luxury and Boutique Hotels in Toronto

Toronto offers a wide range of accommodation options to suit every taste and budget. If you're looking for a truly luxurious experience, consider staying at one of the city's many 5-star hotels, such as the Shangri-La or the Ritz-Carlton. These hotels offer impeccable service, world-class amenities, and stunning views of the city skyline.

For a more intimate and personalized experience, opt for a boutique hotel in Toronto. These unique properties often feature distinctive design and character, providing a charming and memorable stay. Some popular boutique hotels in Toronto include The Drake Hotel, The Gladstone Hotel, and Hotel X Toronto.

Tips for Attending Sporting Events in Toronto

Plan ahead: Tickets for popular sporting events can sell out quickly, so it's important to plan and purchase your tickets in advance.

Check the schedule: Toronto's sporting calendar is packed with events throughout the year. Be sure to check the schedules of your favorite teams and events to plan your visit accordingly.

Consider transportation: Depending on the event and its location, you may need to consider transportation options. Toronto has an extensive public transportation system, but you may also want to consider taxis, ride-sharing services, or even walking if the venue is centrally located.

Embrace the atmosphere: Toronto's sporting events are known for their lively and passionate atmosphere. Don't be afraid to cheer, sing along, and show your team spirit.

Explore the surroundings: Many of Toronto's sporting venues are located near other attractions, restaurants, and entertainment options. Take some time to explore the surrounding area and discover hidden gems.

Toronto's sporting scene is a vibrant and exciting part of the city's culture. Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply looking for a fun and memorable experience, attending a sporting event in Toronto is sure to leave a lasting impression.

So next time you're in the 6ix, be sure to check out the city's sporting calendar and immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of world-class games. You might just discover a new favorite team or sport along the way.

[lonewolflink]

lol not the internalized misogyny jumping out with the way you talk about the USWNT.

listen bud it's not internalized misogyny, truly i wish it was. it is something more vile...

sometimes u hate a group of women but it's not because they're women…it’s because they're on a team u hate...

alas, tis the nature of being a sports fan. at least it is for me! i am a passionate sports girl!! i spew hatred!!!!!!! welcome to sports fandom lmao. you should hear the horrible, insane shit i've said in my life about sidney crosby, a man who by all accounts is just a nice canadian saint. :P

(if this is about me calling the uswnt as an organization arrogant, please understand that as the arrogance of a rich first world nation not as gendered lmao. let me be sour in my country's defeat? wtf man? i literally cried over this game yesterday, don't be dick)

PS/Extra Note: i don’t think you meant any harm here, but you should know that it's extremely poor form as a sports fan to go poke the wound of a fan whose team yours just beat in a championship game, the day after that game. 

EDIT: my big frustration with the whole thing really has nothing to do with the uswnt, to be clear. it's that marta, the greatest women footballer of all time, has never really had a proper team put around her because of economic and socio-political issues in brazil. she and really all of brazilian women's soccer has been systematically failed by the country. by contrast, the uswnt receives great support economically and politically for its development (obviously not relative to men's sports, but that's not the comparison here).

this is not to say that the players on the uswnt did not earn their medal; of course they did! they won the game fair and square. they worked their asses off to get there. they currently have, and have long had, an excellent team. i personally enjoy watching a lot of their players do their thing (trinity rodman in particular is a force and i love her style of play).

but i think it's pretty fair for brazilian fans like myself to be frustrated that marta's years on the seleção were squandered in this way, in a way that has nothing to do with the actual play on the pitch and everything to do with economics and politics. and to pretend like the USWNT (and other teams as well) have not had a leg up over brazil in that respect is a kind of arrogance that leaves a sour taste in my mouth. but again, that has nothing to do with the actual game that was played, which the americans won fair and square.

[note: it's not like we don't see this happening in other sports either!! there's a reason the US and China dominate the olympics lol]

at this point i'm just venting (sorry!). but it's deeply tragic what has happened in brazilian women's soccer, and specifically to marta. at least it is tragic to me. and instead of writing this essay mid-game because i was sad and angry, i just made some snide comments (really one comment) in my tags, on my personal blog. i feel like...i should be allowed to do that without someone accusing me of misogyny anonymously lol?

anon, i hope you see that this is actually much more complicated—both in the economics and politics of global sport but also for me personally—than just "i guess lonewolflink has some internalized misogyny to work through". like...no. that's not what the snide comment was talking about at all. i harbor no genuine ill will to the american women's team. but even if i did, and i had to work through some internalized misogyny...

my PS still stands. it's not cool to come to someone's personal blog when they clearly care a lot about sports and the teams they cheer for, and then prod the wound the day after a huge tragic loss. please don't do that in the future. not to me, not to anyone else.

[allthenewzworld]

Canada's women's national soccer team head coach Bev Priestman has been removed from the Olympic team due to a drone spying scandal, the Canadian Olympic Committee (COC) announced Thursday.🇨🇦⚽

Priestman's suspension follows New Zealand's complaint to the International Olympic Committee about drones flying over their closed practice sessions.

Reports indicate that both Canada's women's and men's soccer teams have used drones to record opponents' training sessions for several years, including during the women's gold-medal-winning Tokyo Olympics in 2021.

"In light of these new revelations, Canada Soccer has suspended Women's National Soccer Team Head Coach Bev Priestman for the remainder of the Paris 2024 Olympic Games," said Canada Soccer CEO Kevin Blue. Assistant coach Andy Spence will lead the team for the rest of the Games.

[canadachronicles]

And they are through to the Final!!! GO CANADA!!!

[seedlessmuffins]

canada soccer heard my pleas for content and they give us the smallest scraps from training! they look so good and ready for the game v curaçao tonight

also truly devastating that they all have to fly to toronto tomorrow for the game v honduras, im sure going from 28 degrees and sunny to 0 degrees and freezing rain will not be fun (i am projecting because im not having fun in 0 degrees and freezing rain and i live closeish to toronto)