#Camp Soap

[outdoorovernights]

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[quarterlifekitty]

Lately I’ve been getting a kick outta the idea of Ghost having a girlfriend that Johnny is painfully interested in (tale as old as time). But she a lil neurodivergent and selectively mute (edit; I originally labeled reader as non-verbal, but I was made aware mutism more accurately describes this!). She’s comfortable enough with Simon that she’ll talk to him when they’re alone, but she won’t say a word to Soap (she doesn’t talk to the other guys either, but you know that Johnny chooses to take it so damned personally).

The worst part is that Soap will say shit to her, and she’ll give Simon her little signal so he can bend down and she can talk to him so fucking quietly. It’s like they speak a different language and Simon is the interpreter. And it’s so infuriating to him because shit like this will happen.

“Ain’t you looking a right picture, bonnie— that dress new? Fits ye like a damned glove, sweetheart.”

You tug on Simon’s sleeve so he can lean down. Soap is rocking back and forth on his heels, anticipating an answer. He’s down so bad, he doesn’t even care that he’ll hear it from Simon’s lips and not yours. You whisper for what feels like minutes on end.

“She says thanks.”

“God damn, L.T.— you know she fuckin’ ‘ad to ‘ave said more than that!” He whines indignantly, Simon smirking. Simon knows all about his little crush, and chooses to let the lad suffer. His time will come when you’re ready.

This goes on and on for months on end— and you know what? It’s hard for Johnny to jerk off to the image of you wedged between him and Ghost when he has no idea what you sound like, moaning or otherwise. You can probably see him half hard in his jeans every time he heads home from a movie night with you and Simon.

“G’night, L.T. Night, hen.” Soap’s almost all the way down the walkway when he hears something almost inaudible over the ambient sounds of the night.

“Goodnight, Johnny.”

Now that’s gonna keep his fantasies fed for weeks.

[vintagecamping]

A man washes up at his mining camp in this Ivory Soap advertisement.

1898

[oceantornadoo]

camping trip (ghost x soap x reader)

slightly dubcon but it's been discussed off-screen/they have a safe word

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"noooo, si, i'm tired." you whimpered against your boyfriend, ass arching against him even as you told him to stop.

"come on, love. let me just rest there, yeah? try to get some sleep." simon whispered into your ear deviously. his hand was stroking your inner thigh, cock hard as he rutted into you without stopping.

"johnny's right there." you whispered back. the three of you were sharing a tent during your annual 141 camping trip, and you didn't want to invade his space.

"he doesn't care, dove. do you care? he knows you're mine." simon's hand traveled farther up, stroking your clit through your pajama shorts. wetness seeped onto his fingers, making loud squelching sounds through the background noise of the woods.

soap was awake, of course, a military man trained to sleep light. his palm was pressed against his cock as he tried not to alert you of his presence, silently willing simon to continue. he locked eyes with ghost, shimmering in the moonlight, as he humped his hand and imagined it was your sweet thighs instead.

you had your eye mask on so all you knew were the rough hands under you, stroking gently without getting right where you needed them. you whined and pressed against simon, not caring anymore, too needy for your orgasm.

"thought you didn't want me, hm? aye but now you're clenching around the air, wishing it was me. tell me you want me, dove. tell me and you get to come." you were panting now, sweating as you started humping simon's hand. he was right there, yet so far. you hadn't fucked in a week and you were positively aching.

"siii, please. please make me come." he slipped his fingers inside you and you moaned, head almost knocking into soap's as you couldn't control your body's movements. you were so wet he could fit two, pumping in and out, knuckle bumping your clit.

"you're so desperate for me, hm? gonna wake johnny up to you coming all over me. would you like that?" simon was positively smirking at johnny now, who looked like he was about to collapse. he could hear your wetness coating simon's fingers, and pulled his cock out at the sound. he stroked at simon's pace, up and down, up and down, imagining it was your hand instead.

simon changed the angle, pressing his palm against your clit as he rutted into you from behind. he could feel you tensing, on the edge of an orgasm. quietly, he kicked soap's foot, forcing him to acknowledge the scene in front of him as he ripped off your eye mask at the same time.

"gonna come for me, bonnie?" you gasped, locking eyes with soap as simon drove into you, your wetness running down his fingers onto the sleeping bag. johnny reached out, hand trailing down from your cheek to your throat, gripping harsh enough to leave a mark. you felt your orgasm take over you, rushing out over simon's hands, head resting on johnny's shoulders as you went boneless.

"we should do that again, yeah?"

[bensbush]

JWCT Band AU Ben

he loves energy drinks, not showering, and long walks on the beach

[fairyboygenius]

summer camp! au 141 & co with the loves of their lives (the girl they meet two weeks ago during staff week)

price/ranger john is infatuated with the office assistant- a cute post-grad who is one of five people who can drive the golf cart to pick up supplies. he’s suddenly using his radio more often than he ever has to call her & her boss (laswell’s wife) over to pick up more supplies after his trip to home depot. nikolai just sighs and laughs as he watches, knowing john’ll share if he asks nicely. their utility wedding bands brush as they chop wood. camp name: sunshine

ghost is in deep, passionate, (perhaps) unrequited love with his favorite lifeguard. he would never admit it but his favorite days are when they’re on the schedule together at the pool or on the lake. she’s a lifer- been going since she was 7 or 8- so she’s teaching him all the ins and outs. they’ve requested their nights off on the same night every week for the rest of the summer. camp name: sodapop

butch!gaz has been in love with his best friend since they started going to camp together at 11. she’s a counselor now- but they both love working with the littles, the most perceptive 7- and 8-year-olds you’ve ever met. the two of them can talk any child out of a bout of homesickness. the wedding’s next week. all the raccoons are invited. camp name: dove

butch!soap has a thing for the counselor who oversees the CITs in their hilltop lodge. that’s always her first choice of living accommodation- not just because soap prefers the older kids, not just because there’s air conditioning and flushing toilets, but because the CIT director sleeps in a tank top and tiny sleep shorts and has the cutest morning voice. they’ll get matching carabiners at a dollar tree and the kids (most of whom are queer themselves) know EXACTLY what’s going on between their counselor and the STEM specialist. there’s a sacrifice happening to the ghost in the lodge to encourage them to get over themselves. camp name: birdie

butch!alex always prefers being a counselor for horse camps. farah would be enough- they’ve been best friends since 9, only hooking up once before they decided it was too awkward- but alex is more focused on another wrangler, the only one who can saddle and bridle a horse perfectly in under ten minutes. farah is already planning a double wedding between them and her with her crush- the media specialist, hopping on and off the golf cart with her camera, sweet talking smiles out of even the shyest kids. camp names: scout & bunny

trans!alejandro runs the rock climbing wall. trans!rudy works in the nature center and coordinates hikes. they’re in love and terrible at hiding it

alejandro camp name- lucky (short for lucky stone)

rudy camp name- apollo

valeria has come over from a rival camp to help with arts and crafts. she helps run paint parties at the barn (markers on a horse, anyone?) and as such falls for a wrangler- alex’s girl’s best friend, a cute newcomer who can convince even the most afraid child to calm down and go for a pony ride.

valeria’s camp name: tie- dye

li’s camp name: bambi

[cod-dump]

Soap, snug in a sleeping bag: So comfy

Ghost, who tore out of his sleeping bag three minutes after settling in it because he felt restricted: *glares at him* SO COMFY

[tellmealittlelie]

Camp counselor x 141

My friend is working at a summer camp next to a military base and apparently there are helicopters flying by when its supposed to be lights out and the counselors are joking about going over and asking them to be a bit quieter so the kids can fall asleep, lol!

This is literally 141 coded.

Camp counselor Y/N X 141

Imagine the 141 at a small military base out in a forest and camp counselor Y/N somehow sneaking out through the forest to said base. They meet up with one of the 141 members and sleepily tells them to postpone their training till the morning or to quiet down a bit, because people are tRyiNg tO SLEEP.

Obviously they are bemused, and tell her sorry, but no. But after Y/N sneaks in the next night and the night after that, they somehow allow themselves to be persuaded...

🤭

[my3amideas]

Soo, jurassic park/world ghostsoap au?

Like ghost taking his nephew to jurassic world and soap being an employee there

Or soap taking his nephew there and ghost being the employee

There was more to it, but I forgot bc this came to me at 2 am

Or maybe it could be like like a camp cretaceous au

Like the 141 would go the park(?) And gaz, soap, ghost, and roach would be the kids, and the price and laswell could be the caretakers(???) And also farah and Alex could also be there and blah blah blah idk

[empenguin]

Who drives with the CODMW2 boys

Ghost:

You. It’s not that he can’t drive, it’s that he has almost zero regard for other people on the road, has had his license suspended more than once and has had to attend drivers training to get it back. Does drive safer with you in the car but still, unless you HATE driving he is stuck as passenger grump

Soap:

Either or. Has had some tickets in the past but is more careful with you in the car. Can be a total maniac, likes to take ‘detours’ that occasionally end with calling roadside assistance. Pretty safe driver and enjoys having you as a passenger Prince/ Princess but is also okay with you driving and being passenger Prince.

Gaz:

Him. All the way. Safe driver and likes putting has hand on your thigh while he’s driving. Can be convinced if he’s super tired but just prefers to drive. Has a cooler that lives in the back seat for long drives that require snacks

Price:

Him. Will get annoyed and swear at people going slow or being stupid but is also a safe driver and prefers to have you in the passenger seat napping with his hand on your blanketed form. Totally a ‘go before you go’ guy does not like stopping will drive straight through a four hour trip if you let him

König:

Either. Also depends on the car, some cars are not physically big enough to let him drive comfortably but is a very safe driver, has only gotten one ticket because he was running super late ‘it was only ten over, I promise’. Love it when you drive and give him the passenger price treatment

Alejandro:

Will not let you drive. Going out for drinks? Will say he’s not feeling it so you can have a good time (loves taking care of you when you fall asleep on the way home). There is no convincing this man to let you drive if he’s there. However you need to be careful because he will start cussing people out.

Rudy:

Him, he loves to drive, loves the peacefulness of it. Loves when you let him drive, will let you drive if you want but ultimately he’s the driver. There’s a tote bag in the car that gets moved up whenever he comes home that holds a blanket for you and anything else one could need while passenger Princessing/Princeing

Graves:

Either. Depends on how he’s feeling if he’s feeling like a macho man he’ll drive his truck around. But knows that you enjoy driving it sometimes so will pretend that he’s not in the mood to drive

[quarterlifekitty]

As a person who's never been to summer camp, I have this glorified version of what it's supposed to be (my friend tells me otherwise, which in this case, I'm so sorry for all those who did not like summer camp)

Either way, back to the point I intended to make, our pookie bears and reader at Summer Camp. As councilors- to clarify

I mean, in a very PG-13 AU I can imagine soap and Gaz being mates at school and soap is 100% the boy who comes back from summer camp like guys I have a girlfriend now. But you can’t meet her because I met her at camp and she doesn’t go here. She’s from a different country. But we exchanged email addresses 🥰 and Gaz is like no the fuck you didn’t

(Soap also definitely touched his first boob at sleepaway camp)

As counselors? I can’t help but imagine you all getting murdered because you were too busy MAKING LOVE when you should have been WATCHING MY JASON etc.

Anyways. Johnny is the arts counselor, obviously. Your camp is well enough off that there’s a little ceramics studio and a fibers room for weaving, crochet, etc. He tries very hard to be the favorite counselor, and while he’s very close, he’s just not cool enough.

You know who is? Gaz. Water recreation counselor. Swimming, rowing, all that. Effortlessly nonchalant and handsome. Glistening, even. First crush of many (we all had that counselor. Come on).

Simon is the camping skills instructor who definitely comes across like he was medically discharged from the military and hasn’t gotten over it. Like he has the intensity of someone who has lives depending on them. Like for the love of god, how do you expect to make it out there for more than a day if you can’t start a fire? And yes, for those wondering, he does teach a lot of skills that kids should not know in retrospect because once they find out how many improvised weapons he knows how to make? It’s like when you get your teacher monologuing about their divorce and they forget about the lesson they were supposed to teach you. He’s just happy to share.

And here’s where you’ll see that the entirety of my knowledge of camp (I went to day camp only) comes from the movies sleepaway camp and wet hot American summer because I’m running out of camp activities to remark upon lol. Anyone who knows about camp please help my family is dying

I know that medic!reader is probably kinda overused but I can’t stop thinking about Simon awkwardly bringing yet another kid to you who has a cut and being like “so who exactly was teaching them how to make knives from flint?” And he looks like a dog who just ate something he wasn’t supposed to have.

[numberonecodwomenfan]

yall i have a summer camp au on the brain…. i just love summer camp settings for fics idk theres just smth about them. this is all platonic for now obviously because they are thirteen but if i ever actually write something for this i might show them through the years at camp and add in some romance :3

imagine: a picturesque overnight summer camp with lakes and pools, a sports area with tennis courts and a soccer field, a big arts and crafts pavilion, the works. it’s a nice camp, and fairly expensive, too.

simon’s dad had relentlessly reminded him of that. he had told simon how grateful he should be, that his dad was willing to sacrifice so much money to send his son away to such a nice camp. simon was thirteen, but he wasn’t stupid- his father only paid for camp so he wouldn’t have to deal with simon for a few months. it was his first year at camp, but he was already hating it.

johnny, on the other hand, was thriving. he had been going to camp since he was seven, when he met his best friend kyle. they were inseparable at camp, and during the school year when they were forced to separate, they called and texted constantly.

once the thirteen year olds had been split up into their pre-determined cabins, johnny noticed someone new. usually, his cabinmates were the same twelve boys he had known for six years, but the angry looking boy with bright blond hair and his nose buried in a book about insects intrigued him.

simon, as johnny would soon come to learn, was almost painfully shy. quiet but intimidating upon first glance, but much like the insects simon could rattle off hours worth of facts about, under the harsh exoskeleton he seemed… sweet, almost. sure, johnny would have to poke and prod and worm (haha, get it) his way into simon’s good graces, but he had a few months to do it.

[ragzonacamrencruise]

sooooo . . . i got reallllyyyy into it and disappeared for like 24 hours to do this:

yeah-

[ceilidho]

back when i was a counselor at a summer camp there was this super nice but surprisingly jacked counselor (he did collegiate track i think). there were only a few days we didn’t have any campers between sessions. i didn’t have a crush on him but one night i went to his cabin to ask him a question and i did not expect him to open the door shirtless and sweaty. he sheepishly explained he’d been trying to workout to keep up with track. i was trying to be chill but it didn’t help that he wouldn’t put a shirt on or hide behind the door and he just continued the conversation while I was beet red. he was def the type who was proud of his physique and this prob fed his ego but he was also so nice 😠. anyways long story short, not to project but i feel like this’d totally be gaz (or soap?)

this is a straight up Gaz idea, no question. I think he'd make a very fun counsellor with the kids, but he'd also knock on your cabin door to sneak into your bunk at night.

he takes all the kids hiking and swimming while you teach volleyball or archery. Gaz always comes back dripping with sweat, his shirt off and hung around his neck. maybe something happens and you get lost in the mountains with the kids during a hike (there's a flash flood or something that makes you all have to take cover) and Gaz is the one that comes and finds you guys and helps you back to the main camp :\\

won't let you out of his sight after that, just constantly hovers around and he keeps having nightmares of you stranded out in the woods so he has to come check up on you in the middle of the night to calm himself down.

[fairyboygenius]

summer camp au. price is the ranger who comes by to fix minor issues and take care of the really nasty wasp nests and spiderwebs. simon works waterfront with gaz- very much a good cop/bad cop dynamic. he’s also archery and slingshot certified. soap runs the STEM programs and also dabbles in arts & crafts. laswell is camp director & her wife is assistant. alex is your garden variety counselor, farah works up at the barn with the horses and nikolai

[ghouldtime]

thank you for camp au food 😈😈😈😈

You're very welcome 💚 I've been dead on main and haven't been able to actually write in forever but it's been rattling around in my head It's a very fun AU because they all can easily be around one another and actually have somewhat normal lives

There's usually this thing in camps where the campers will TRY to guess the names of the counselors since obviously, they're not using their first names. It's either super annoying or absolutely hilarious

Gaz will tell them a different answer every time, it gets progressively more ridiculous. Like: "Oh, it's Mort. Short for Mortgage." "It's Reg. Short for Register." "Cal, full name Calculus". No one believes him, so they gave up trying to ask. 10/10 strategy right there. He'll say it with a straight face too.

Soap thinks it is absolutely hilarious (it is) to tell them his name is just a variety of bad words in Scottish Gaelic. He's not once run into the consequence of this action or found anyone else who speaks it, surprisingly. So he's going to keep doing it. He thinks it's the absolutely funniest shit to have kids yelling such profanities at him and no one is any bit wiser (don't tell Laswell)

Seeing as Ghost isn't around and usually present, he wouldn't entertain the idea of such notions of finding out his name. He's a very private guy. So that being said - Soap and Gaz have convinced most his name is Dorkus. Actual name. He won't respond if you yell it because duh, it's such a silly name, he gets flustered - so don't even think of saying it to him. They also claim he's from Boston, but he's SUPER embarrassed about it which is why he's faking being British. He's not around to correct them so they're going to keep on doing it

They've ALSO convinced people that Price's real name is Eugene, as in Mr. Krabs' first name. "He changed his last name to Price because he loves money so much". Price has a sense of humor so they're not getting shit for it, but he IS planning a way to get them back. He's also never been more confused upon having so many people call him Eugene in a single day

Absolute shenaniganry is top tier and that's just the start