#Calm down lmaooo

[gifti3]

Me after one bad experience

[kellysketches]

hobie brown!!!! the man that you are!!!!

[gunsatthaphan]

🔥👀

[jazzzzzzhands]

I wanted to do a color pallette challenge thingy!! and well, i really really love fish ok?? Wally loves them too!!

[tinybibmpreg]

so many posts about pit babe where people say Babe would never want to get mpregnant. they don't know he begs for charlie to get him knocked up in one of the bonus chapters of the novel like a year after everything calms down. Babe just needs his life to settle down first & then he's fine

[ezralva]

Hello, my name is Itadori Yuuji! I'm a 1st grader from Sunshine class of Jujutsu primary school. My nicknames are Tiger of the West and MC of JJK. Nice to meet you, I hope we can get along!

Today let me introduce my family!

My mom is Kenjaku, I call them mama Ken! they are very smart and does a lot of research about humans.

My dad is Itadori Jin, he's a very sweet, kind dad and he's always smiling. Everyone says I take after my daddy a lot!

My uncle is Sukuna, he's my dad's older twin brother. My uncle is very strong that people call him the King of Curses! But he likes to tease me and calls me BRAT all the time so sometimes I get mad and punch him with black flash. Daddy says that's because Uncle Sukuna thinks I'm very cute so he can never leave me alone.

My grampa is Itadori Wasuke! He's a big tsundere but also a big softie inside. Because my parents are busy, grampa is the one raising me. My grampa is the best grampa in the world and I love him so much!

Choso-nii is my onii-chan! He's my half-big brother from Mama Ken's previous marriage. I only met him recently after mama Ken brought him home but Choso-nii already loves me so much that he's always with me wherever I go. I love Choso-nii too cuz he's very kind and patient and spoils me a lot!

Yeah, he's with me today too. He's that tall guy in the back with twintails, yes! the one who is now crying loudly like a kid. Choso-nii! Why are you crying?? Please stop crying, you're making me embarrassed in front of my new friends!

"Yuujiiiiii!!! Onii-chan loves Yuuji so much too!! 😭"

Stop it! Choso-nii! You're noisy!

Pssst mama Ken is actually Choso-nii's papa! But i dunno how that happened. Daddy said I will understand once I become an adult. Everyone says that Choso-nii takes after Mama Ken but if he hears you say that, he will beat you, so be careful!

My family is very fucked-up strong and powerful! And eventho sometimes we fight, we love each other so much that we still chase look after each other even after being separated for 1000 years and 150 years!

[mr-stottlemonk]

stottlemeyer's timeline as promised.

[find monk's timeline here]

[theanimeroom]

hi blueeeee i know im always in your likes lurking about.. i really do enjoy reading your works and i cant wait to see what you come up with when you find some more inspo! I read your last post about Ichigo ( well last two if we wanna get technical ) and you mentioned hichigo in your tags ‼️‼️‼️

This is defo my favorite topic..

How hard do you think ichigo would have to try to suppress him whenever he’s making love? does Hichigo make random scandalous comments about his s/o while they’re probably just doing something mundane.. he’s probably a perv like that. I want to know your thoughts on him PUHLEAAASEEE!!!

hi my love, feel free to meddle about for as long as you wish! i always love company 🫶🏽

in the beginning, it was the biggest fucking hassle. the moment his heart rate started to increase, the orange-head could hear the voices in his mind starting to get stronger. the distorted voice distracted him, muttering ideas that he’d never been able to conjure up himself. he would curse silently to himself, telling the other side of him to shut the fuck up before he made him regret it. it always used to end up with you grasping his face, asking him what was wrong as he tried to hide his bright yellow eyes from you.

there was a never ending supply of random comments about the swell of your ass in the shorts you had on, how pretty you were when he was standing above you while speaking (it reminded hichigo of all the times he caught a glimpse of you with ichigo’s cock in your mouth), or how soft and pliant the skirt you had on looked, just like you.

the longer you’d been together, the easier it became to deal with the hollowfied version of himself. he was able to suppress the voices long enough to get your pants off, but soon after he would start to hear the maniacal cackles that emanated from the deepest parts of his mind.

despite his growing control over the other man inside of him, there was never going to be a moment when he wasn’t running rampant in his mind.

“wouldn’t she look so cute with your hand around her throat?” “cmon, give it a little squeeze and watch how red her face gets.” “you could easily rip her to shreds if you wanted to, couldn’t you ichigo?” “you really know how to pick the pretty ones ichigo, i’ll give you that. too bad i’m gonna ruin her before you get the chance to touch that sweet pussy of her’s.”

he toyed with his mind relentlessly, but he’d never let him take control. not unless he has crossed the threshold to a level of stress that he couldn’t escape from. there had only been a handful of times where the hollow inside of ichigo managed to take over in any capacity, but you weren’t going to lie and say that you minded. you knew that as different as hichigo was from your boyfriend, he was still an extension of his personality, another side of him that was more primal. feral.

the moment you felt a too tight grip on your forearm, a low but deadly growl reverberating in your ear told you everything that you needed to know. you recognized the way that he tucked his face into the crook of your neck, a soft hand reaching out to place itself against his cheek. you guided his face back to yours, staring into the vibrant black and yellow orbs before giving him a soft smile.

there was a soft frown on his face, showing his discontent for allowing you to see him in this condition, but you paid him no mind.

“it’s okay,” you whispered, running your hand through his tousled locks. “you don’t have to hold back.”

you knew he only did it as a way to protect you — knowing that his other side was much more brutal than he — but you were never afraid of the man to begin with. any time he made himself known he always spoke of you as if you were a piece of meat to him, but you never felt threatened by him. his presence only intrigued you, making you wonder what it looked like when ichigo completely lost himself to the hollow within.

ichigo huffed before pouting, pressing a delicate kiss to your shoulder blade. “don’t wanna hurt you, pretty.”

his words were sincere as he expressed his concern, and you couldn’t help but smile at the orange-head.

“he can’t,” you reasoned, pressing a soft kiss to the crown of his head. “not when you’re still here.”

now, the moment you manage to convince ichigo to let his hollow out, it’s a completely different man. this version of your boyfriend was touch starved, his hands would be reaching for every sliver of skin that was exposed to him, a menacing laugh leaving a shiver running down your spine. the eager grin painting his lips made you momentarily questions whether this was a good idea or not, but you quickly shed those thoughts when hichigo grabbed your hips, barely even breaking a sweat as he flipped you over onto your stomach.

hichigo is a certified sadist, to say the least. the night he comes out to play is the night where you leave ichigo’s room with handprints covering your ass, bruises scattered across your body from his teeth digging into the skin. his kisses were all teeth and tongue, heavy grunts and moans reverberating in his chest at every bit of contact you provided. your thighs would be aching at the phantom sensation of his hips slamming into yours, the memory of his distorted growls swimming around in your head as ichigo laid next to you, completely still from exhaustion.

“that boring old ichigo could never satisfy you like this, hmm?” “you’re a pretty little thing, that carrot top should share you with me more often!” “hnn, you’re disgusting you know? getting off to me touching you like this.” “don’t worry, whenever you want to get fucked properly, just tell lil ol’ ichigo to take the backseat next time.”

ichigo will admit though, as much as he hated his inner hollow sometimes, he could never disagree with any of his day by day comments. you were his pretty girl, and he’s just glad that the person recognizing it was trapped inside of him, and no one else.

[champagnemoon]

Meg is really Beyoncé’s rap daughter like she love her so much

[shepscapades]

i saw the most recent ask and was like “doc has his tits out? where the post i want to see doc with his tits out”

HELPPP YALL CRAZY!!! /Silly

HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE THEM OUT I DIDNT EVEN DRAW THEM HES TURNED THE OTHER WAY GOODNESS MEEEE

[gunsatthaphan]

#ok boomers.

[gidianthe]

the culture of stretching piercings is NOT about the actual stretching. what its all about is going on reddit on r/stretchedcirclejerk and making fun of people who do unsafe stretching methods and then going to your own bathroom and doing things that are barely better and still unsafe

[inutaffy]

HES KILLING ME monty. monty you are so fucking funny man

monty: why are you even here, you werent his friend at the end. justin: neither were you man. but there was a time where we both loved him monty: i-i i didn't ...love him...

[falllpoutboy]

went the whole day without a single ask

[elidee-art]

Thinkin abt fancy boys as kids the other night.

Don't ask how often Kel got piggyback rides. It was too often

[lionheartedscout]

//hello everyone and happy wednesday (or thursday depending on your part of the world lmao)

i know i've been quiet for the past few days and honestly i'm still adjusting to my new work schedule so i haven't had much energy for rping or writing in general. it is getting a little bit better with each day so hopefully i can get back into the swing of things, but going forward i will most likely be more active on the weekends. that being said, if you ever need to get a hold of me, don't hesitate to reach out via IMs or on disco.rd. love and miss you all <3