#Calder Kildé

[puddle-wants-to-live]

HOLMES AND FROGSON REUNITED!!

[gleniferskydays]

Calder's Frosted Tips, you will always be famous

[lightningidle]

Here’s some unfinished Calder stuff, because after Crown of Dreams… not sure when we’ll see him again! Hope he gets a nice nap in while he’s stuck in a cursed helm 🌨️

DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST

[rooolt]

How am I meant to go on when there are literally Characters

[playerkingsley]

“we’re cool once you get to know us, but then there’s another dip after that, and then it trends up”

—calder kildé with the most relevant take on d&d parties

[kindleaf]

perhaps you have a giant's heart after all, calder kildé

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

Calder: Ultrus! Make a deal with me! [Mee Maw's Burden starts playing in the background.] Calder: I will let you go. I'll let you choose your side in this war. Just… don't let Glen hurt my friends. Ultrus: You would give up yourself? Caldwell, softy: No. Calder: If that's the choice you ask me to make. Ultrus: Perhaps you have a giant's heart after all, Calder Kildé. I have no wish to walk around as an elf. If you would be my vessel, I would take it. Calder: And if I'm your vessel… you can never use me to lay a hand on Callie or Sol. Ultrus: Mm. I do not see a reason to kill them. Calder: I never cared about being a giant. And I never cared about greatness. I just cared about making myself useful one day. And maybe… maybe it's now. Maybe that day has finally come. Do it. Ultrus: You have been useful, Calder Kildé. Murph: Uh, you see he um, reaches out his hand to shake yours. Jake: I give him that icy, iron grip. I shake his hand. Murph: (inhales sharply) You see the [whoosh] magical barrier goes up. You and Ultrus [whoosh] switch places. And Ultrus disappears, and you are left alone on this frozen plain. Jake: Calder… sits down, crosses his legs, and uh, starts to whistle an old familiar tune. Murph: As Calder whistles in the wind, you can just make out on the projection-- Ultrus entering the battlefield.

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(Promo art by @charlilil)

[IMAGE ID: a digital drawing of sol bufo, calliope petrichor, and calder kildé from not another d&d podcast campaign 3. they are wearing blue duck team sweaters and walking together with snow falling around them. above them is the naddpod gift exchange logo, a red d20 die that’s landed on 2 with the text “NADDPOD gift exchange”. /END ID]

[operationslipperypuppet]

Happy first episode of naddpod since goddamn February where our beloved Calder Kildé doesn’t start the episode in a fucking hat week everyone

[theobeo1134]

Calder Kildé is a trans man.

[jennegatron]

Caldwell drew the Kildés for the naddpod patreon and in the family portrait Calder is a small child but every single other member of his family is so hot to me. I would like to draw attention to Gregor though who I am captivated by. He's such a fucking dirtbag, and I think that's hot.

[shadelyn]

Hardwon "I don't bow to Queen Jovire I have too many queens" Surefoot and Calder "I pledge myself to every powerful person I meet" Kildé

[gleniferskydays]

First art of the year is. from last year but duck team sucks all the same 🦆

[rooolt]

Top 5 hottest actual play men

a list curated by an asexual lesbian, this is only including player characters, I accept no judgement

5. Calder Kildé - gentle giant with a heart of gold but also a lame little brother who is constantly bullied. I must smooch him tenderly under the moonlight and hold him softly and no nothing bad has ever happened to him

4. Henry Oak - canonically hot, canonically fucks, points deducted for not wiping his ass or watching his hands. A certain insane unhinged energy about him that I find rather appealing. Would not actually touch him due to aforementioned hygiene issues, but nice to look at I think

3. Sir Theobald Gumbar - when he officially sided with saccharina over amethar, sexiest thing he’s ever done. Constantly put down constantly sad, ooh you’ve lost everybody babygirl and you’re a knight so you feel like it’s your fault? Tell me more over a candlelit dinner and some chaste looks (bonus points for Murphs looks this season, the shirts and the hair and everything, stellar)

2. Big Barry Syx - so big, so stupid, so hot. Every night I dream of being cradled in his massive arms. He is so sweet and kind and I absolutely adore him, he’s the nicest man in the galaxy. Need to hug him just once

Cody Walsh - don’t even fucking look at me I have no explanation for this. I just feel it in my bones I think he could pull bitches left and right if he really set his mind to it

(honorable mention to Zirk vervain who I feel like is very attractive but more in a pretty way. He’s an elf with big droopy ears and multi colored hair, you understand)

[just-anotherrandomartist]

calder kildé my beautiful icy man, iphone automatic color adjustment my beloathed i hate it