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Top 5 hottest actual play men

a list curated by an asexual lesbian, this is only including player characters, I accept no judgement

5. Calder Kildé - gentle giant with a heart of gold but also a lame little brother who is constantly bullied. I must smooch him tenderly under the moonlight and hold him softly and no nothing bad has ever happened to him

4. Henry Oak - canonically hot, canonically fucks, points deducted for not wiping his ass or watching his hands. A certain insane unhinged energy about him that I find rather appealing. Would not actually touch him due to aforementioned hygiene issues, but nice to look at I think

3. Sir Theobald Gumbar - when he officially sided with saccharina over amethar, sexiest thing he’s ever done. Constantly put down constantly sad, ooh you’ve lost everybody babygirl and you’re a knight so you feel like it’s your fault? Tell me more over a candlelit dinner and some chaste looks (bonus points for Murphs looks this season, the shirts and the hair and everything, stellar)

2. Big Barry Syx - so big, so stupid, so hot. Every night I dream of being cradled in his massive arms. He is so sweet and kind and I absolutely adore him, he’s the nicest man in the galaxy. Need to hug him just once

Cody Walsh - don’t even fucking look at me I have no explanation for this. I just feel it in my bones I think he could pull bitches left and right if he really set his mind to it

(honorable mention to Zirk vervain who I feel like is very attractive but more in a pretty way. He’s an elf with big droopy ears and multi colored hair, you understand)