#Cactus Waifu

[artificial-cyanide-injection]

[tagedeszorns]

I will block anyone sharing "AI-art"

Because fuck those people with a cactus.

Now it has started to show up on the Warhammer-tags and I'd rather look at Eldar-waifus and booby-'nids until my brain turns to jelly than giving one foot of terrain to those art-thieves and their creepy not-at-all-art.

[nephilimmoretti]

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[kanatanabramovic]

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[nesuimaru]

CACTIGIRL♡

Cacti Waifu by Justirri (Twitter and Newgrounds)

[thepersonperson]

Master Ayaha and Otoha mechanics have made Thaniel the best water healer for endgame content once more. Nature is healing. The king has returned to his throne. Pubs can’t might gate this.

[theirlwaifu]

you know

[cosmic-aqua]

Cactus head

[itryedtobecreative]

I made this a few months ago but never posted probably because I’m too lazy to edit the video I made for a speed draw

[the-fandom-is-now-my-life]

Flower! God! Reader that grows flowers with their feelings and can't really control it all that much.

When Kaeya flirted with them before it was known their position they grew peonies ( bashfulness) in their head

In the villain au, when you are hunted down by the knights they stop in their tracks as petunias ( anger and deep resentment) grow at their feet trapping their legs before running away and between tears forming gladiolis ( support on hard times)

Suddenly you remember that time you did something stupid or something cringy and red almost black roses (embarrassment, shame) grow in your hair

Whenever your husbando/waifu passes by there is an smell of oranges, given that accidentally you made every tree in a mille regardless of type blossom with orange flowers (eternal love) it is understandable

When you hug your confort character you accidentally grow Christmas roses ( Relives my anxiety/ brings tranquility) for milles of land

Angst under cut

And because I like a bit of angsty dust scenarios

1- cw?: Reader was hunted down and almost killed by the archons

The archons almost killed you, the cold lips of death almost kissing you, they noticed their mistake, but the damage was already done. The rational fear you felt, the sweat running cold down your back and the hairs in your neck raising

Whenever they approach instinctively hemlock grows in the flower pots or in between the streets, you always excuse it with it meaning surprise or something unexpected but when you were honest with some characters and telling the meaning of some flowers any of them wanted to admit or to tell them that hemlock didn't mean surprise or excitement, but rather you will cause my death

2- cw?: Blood and broken bones mentioned

The archons Don't stop, they don't reconsider being wrong, not one minute, not one second, not one breath.

They cut your throat, leaving you in a pool of your own blood. Lying down on the cold marble that was supposed to be your shrine with the light in your eyes having died as you did

They seem so proud, so happy even that they don't notice the growth of a cypress, its leaves crimson red for your lost blood and it's wood pale and white as your broken bones and the tainted marble. Teyvat is mourning its death parent, mourning as the first and only being that believed your arrival home only to be taken away from it before it could greet you properly. The archons have never seen a harvest so poor in all their years and only when they go pray for your favor they see the tree that has taken over the temple

3 cw reader gets hunted down and burnt but the last part is implied

The archons are behind you, their stares burning in your head, you don't need to see behind, just need to run, just not to trip, not to t-

And as a jinx you fell face to the floor, not long after you were thrown around by your hair, almost eating dirt, you expected a beating or a merciful quick kill but your blood stops running when you hear an archon yell " hey! Who is lighting the fire for the roast"

The same spot was never really visited by anyone else but if someone was half as unlucky as you and found themselves in the midst of the mountain without food they could find you, or what is left of you, a rather big cactus of prickly pear growing between burnt grass and ashes and maybe get another chance of living. You truly burnt

4 reader just gaves up being a human and becomes a cloud

You are tired, your body is tired, your mind is tired, running from everyone being friends with nobody, it's tiring. Why not give up a little bit and sleep, sleep forever, yeah that sounds nice.

You try lying slowly down in the floor only to notice it hurts too much so why don't you only, fall. Your head hits the rocky floor and you look at the clouds, moving slowly without a care in the world, maybe you should become a cloud. Good night

You are later found, lying on top of a flower bed of poppies, black blue and white. Your body is left to rot but after months your case is brought to sumeru, a corpse that doesn't decay, it wasn't until a student brought up the idea of you being their god that it was seen more as a serious matter rather than a myth

[authordgaster]

Age Swap AU Pairings

A list of who gets together and my opinions/reasons for these pairings.

This will be specifically for a Revelations Route, so if you wanna ship different combinations of characters in this AU, I won’t stop you.

I also won’t be getting into the Child Units (yet.) With all of that in mind, here’s the ASAU Pairings:

Corrin X Azura. I mean… it’s Corrin and Azura. How can I not? Especially since they’re not altered in this AU, but their kids are. Imagine big sibling Kana little brother Shigure dynamic.

Sakura X Hana. I’m as much of a sucker for Sakulise as the next FE14 fan, but honestly the bond these two have and have had for easily a decade at this point just overrides the softness of Adult Sakulise. Shiro is their son with Ryoma serving as a surrogate father.

Elise X Effie. Same as with Sakura and Hana, Elise and Effie’s bond in this universe (realm?) is just too strong for me not to pair them together. Siegbert is their son with Xander serving as a surrogate father.

Takumi X Oboro. This is a cute pairing, what can I say? Can you tell I’m a sucker for Liege X Lord pairings? Also, just imagine cute and sweet Kiragi making his mom’s Demon Face.

Leo X Niles. I don’t even know how to put my feelings on this pair into words, so I’ll just trust y’all to accept it. Forrest is their son with Beruka serving as a surrogate mother.

Hinoka X Hinata. This pairing is unique since it’s the only time I don’t ship a lord with their non swapped retainer (or another lord) but honestly I just like the himbo samurai/tomboy princess dynamic. Also protective older cousin Hisame is interesting.

Camilla X Beruka. Cute but strong Malig and her scary Assassin waifu? What’s not to love? Also Niles served as a surrogate father so they raise Nina together.

Ryoma X Xander. I decided to pair these two together since I figured I should do at least one pairing between a Hoshido and Nohrian royal. Since they couldn’t have kids with each other, they agreed to be surrogates so their oldest sisters could have kids, allowing Shiro and Siegbert to exist in this world.

Jakob X Charlotte. A very… very chaotic duo. This was simply a duo born from the fact that they were kinda just leftover after I paired off most of the other characters. Add super strength to Dwyer’s mountain of secret skills.

Silas X Felicia. One: they’re cute. Two: imagining Sophie inheriting Felicia’s clumsiness and ice magic is equally hilarious and terrifying.

Kaze X Orochi. Stoic ninja who struggles with feeling like he failed his liege due to something out of his control plus merry diviner who struggled with feeling like she failed her liege due to something out of her control equals both fun shenanigans and absolute angst. Also imagining Midori being able to somehow use a combination of Divining and her Medicine could make her a force of nature in her own way.

Saizo X Kagero. What can I say, I’m a sucker for this duo too. I’m sure they could be happy together once Saizo learns to stop having the personality of a cactus. Plus having two Ninja parents probably makes Asugi a super ninja.

Laslow X Selena X Odin. If I was gonna have Corrin get with Azura, an OT3 would be needed so all the kids would be capable of existing and I’m just a sucker for this trio. I’ll be using Henry!Laslow, Robin!Selena, and Lon’qu!Odin. Soleil inherits the Fell brand, Ophelia inherits the Exalts’s brand, and they get to be awesome redhead step sisters. Sorry to anyone who ships these two.

Azama X Subaki: ��ok, look, so far I’ve done three wlw and only two mlm pairings. Two more guys were gonna have to get together. And after I saw these two, reread their supports, then read @unassumingvenusaur’s fanmade S Support for them, I wound up enjoying this pairing immensely. Also for the sake of not having to do anymore surrogates because this is getting complicated: Transmac Subaki (which I feel could not only make his backstory more interesting given the implications of how terrible his parents are) allowing for them to have a brown haired Caeldori and a red haired Mitama who are sisters.

Arthur X Setsuna. Apparently luck works like integers because when you combine an unlucky Fighter with an equally unlucky Archer, you get a doubly lucky Wyvern riding super hero. Also imagining dorks like Arthur and Setsuna together is just adorable tbh.

Kaden X Peri. When I don’t pair Peri (heh) with Laslow, I usually pair her with one of the furries so I can create an absolutely terrifying Kitsune/Wolfskin. In this case I decided that Peri would be Selkie’s mother and the rest of the army gets to suffer then consequences.

Hayato X Mozu. One: this is basically genderswapped Cyril/Lysithea and Donnel/Maribelle which already makes it a win. Two: Rhajat with Mozu’s hair and freckles is a hilariously adorable image.

Benny X Rinkah. Gentle giant meats muscular spitfire to create flaming good boy.

Keaton X Nyx. Yes, let’s pair the most mature woman in the army who considers herself a monster with one of the most immature guys in the army who can turn into a monster.

Feel free to share your opinions on the pairs, I’ll probably talk more about the child units in the future.

[lady-of-disdain]

If this isn’t the scummiest example of bullshit Gatekeeping I’ve ever seen.

I’m not wasting my time posting the entire thing, because the idiotic article misses the whole ass point of people who don’t accept Yashahime as canon.

Let me be clear: YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY IGNORE YASHAHIME AS CANON AND STILL BE AN INUYASHA FAN! Don’t let some jackass who likes to pretend he’s an authority on anything except pleasing himself with his waifu body pillow tell you otherwise.

If Avatar the Last Airbender fans can ignore the movie and graphic novels, we can ignore HNY.

If Harry Potter fans can pretend JK Rowling doesn’t exist, and say “Prologue, what prologue?” we can pretend Rumiko Takahashi doesn’t exist and  say “Sequel, what sequel?”

If the Undertale fandom can take one of the shortest, most seemingly simple games and turn it into one of the largest sprawling, AU spanning multiverses with multiple different versions of “canon”, then what’s stopping the Inuyasha fandom?

And don’t even get me started on Disney canon vs Expanded universe canon in the Star Wars fandom.

Don’t you fucking even D A R E try to police what the fandom at large wants to consider canon or not.

Basically OfficialDumbass can choke on a cactus.

[amenomiko]

Thank you for the request @cottonfluffballofdoom ❤❤❤❤❤

Nobunaga: Will sleep late just to see her day to day weird positions she's in. Starfish mode, running pose mode, or cactus in desert mode. He enjoys those moments. Especially when she mumbles in her sleep and curses at him.

Hideyoshi: Couldn't brain 101. Assume she's having a bad day because she will groan in her sleep, gets into weird poses and curses gibberish words. Like "Stoopid Cucumber Honeyoshi. Sexy kukamber-- ausjdhskksf."

Masamune: Another one to find it is amusing. Because whenever he poke her cheeks, she will get into weird position. *Poke* boxing pose. *Poke* tango pose. *Poke* Superman pose. "PPPFFTDYFDTDTFFT--" It took ALL of him to NOT laugh at it.

Mitsuhide: "( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)...." Imagine his face with a hand print on while he watch her sleeping. That's him. Every night he secretly sleep slightly away from her, except the nights that he misses her so much and hugged her tight, hoping that there's no smacking but-- *DUSH!* nope.

Ieyasu: Can't brain 101 +1. No matter what essence he used to make her sleep, she will still end up in a position he can't.. understand. When he asked her if she have some kind of habit, she said "Oh uhm.. That's.. Yoga. Sleeping version."...Biggest. Lie. Ever.

Mitsunari: He finds it adorable. And it became an inner joke for him to suddenly giggle to himself the next morning and cover it up with "Nothing. You are cute." when MC asked him why. (BBY ANGEL UNZ)❤❤❤❤❤

Kenshin: At first he slashed the bedsheets (RIP bedsheets). But after they get a new one, he gradually understand that MC is a weird poser sleeper and it's hard for her to change it. "..As long as you rest well." He said. Despite being smacked on the face every now and then (from MC's stretches when she's asleep).

Shingen: Find it amusing +2. Ah, my goddess. She is still beautiful and alluring, even when she's asleep- *Face got smacked by MC's legs when she stretched* ah see, her position is like those Goddesses blessing their people uwu ✨✨✨✨

Yukimura: No comment for this. He is like the mirror of MC itself in sleeping a weird positions. Sometimes their way of sleeping can match with one another. Like salsa poses, ice skating poses, and many more. Of where, without knowing that someone take their pictures and uploaded it in his tik tok account.

Sasuke: The owner *cough* of the account *cough*. Most probably WILL take picture of MC's daily poses and combine into a collage to make one scenic picture, and named it "My Aesthetic Waifu".

[tamagosoup]

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[chiakisays]

Hajime, Chiaki, Nagito, Fuyuhiko and Peko playing Minecraft

Nicknames: Hajime - Hajimeme (couldn't resist, sorry), Chiaki - thatgamergirl, Nagito - hopeful, Fuyuhiko - WinterDragon, Peko - pekopeko

Chiaki sets up a server

Hajime starts building Hope's Peak. When he finishes first floor Nagito blows it up

Hajimeme: KOMAEDA STOP? ACTUALLY? STOP?

hopeful: No?

Hajimeme: CHIAKI DO SOMETHING

thatgamergirl: You're not a kid anymore

hopeful: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

hopeful: Even your waifu left you, how hopeless

WinterDragon: CAN YOU ALL PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

Fuyuhiko and Peko build together a park with fountain and a dojo, but they forget that it is Normal difficulty so they die trying to protect each other from monsters

It happens like 10 times

thatgamergirl: wait

WinterDragon walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape Skeleton

thatgamergirl: wHAT---

pekopeko drowned whilst trying to escape Skeleton

thatgamergirl: did you forget it's normal difficulty??

Hajimeme: hahaha

Hajimeme was blown up by hopeful

hopeful: LMAOOOOOOOOOO

thatgamergirl: fOR GOD'S SAKE KOMAEDA---

Hajimeme: CHIAKI BLOCK HIM

thatgamergirl: done

Chiaki protects Hajime from monsters so that he can build in peace

Sometimes he falls down and dies

Fuyuhiko is done with those clowns

WinterDragon: You're not clowns, you're the whole circus

Hajimeme: Ey, that's my line

pekopeko: Fuyuhiko where should I place those rose bushes?

WinterDragon: Anywhere will do.

pekopeko: So I'll put it next to our names.

Hajimeme: uwu

thatgamergirl: Fuyuhiko went offline

Hajimeme: He got embarrassed lmao

[petitelepus]

Your turn! Pass the happy! When you get this, say 5 things that make you happy, then send this to 10 people in your notifications!

Oh WOW, I didn’t know I would be chosen like this! Okay, I’ll try it, so thank you so much!

Things that make me happy;

1. Money. More the merrier. I need money, I NEED IT.

2. My online friends. I love Nol and Babbs and Joyce and TomTom and my waifu Eve who I call Eevee. She is my best friend and I would totally hook up with her if she wasn’t straight. TTvTT No worries Eve, I will still love you as a best friend. I count family in this one also.

3. Transformers and Slashers fandoms. I have been in Transformers about 5 years soon and 1,5 in Slashers. It brings me great joy to be part and sometimes included.

4. Praises. I’m a sucker, I’m a manchild, I love it when people give me positive messages and like my works.

5. I like drinking with friends while watching Strictly Dumpling, Try Guys and more Youtube videos.

I think those are the main things? I’ll tag as much as I can!

@wyldwood-faye, @noideahomeland, @imababblekat, @toto-the-cactus, @fish-and-ice-arts and whoever wants to do this! I’m sorry if I didn’t mention you, I just can’t remember everyone!