#Cable

[bellepeppertronix]

I figured it out. Wade wasn't quite Scrungly enough. You gotta Freak him. He's gotta be both sexy AND pathetic AND kinda gross (habit-wise). He has to have 0 idea how Delightfully Sexy and Deliciously Fuckable he would be, if he would eat a vegetable and stop doing that thing with beer and a bucket.

The kind of guy you have sex while using the most Expensive condoms you can afford. He has sensitive skin, don't make him wear the cheap ones 🥺

And then you still take one of those AZO cranberry pee tablets afterwards, to make sure you don't get a UTI, because he didn't want to take off part of the (slightly grody) suit.

Anyway the sex is fantastic and he makes you laugh during AND makes you pancakes or waffles after, but there are definitely bullet holes in his bedroom walls and the bed frame MIGHT be held together with duct tape. He will tell you he found it while dumpster diving. This, unfortunately, will only make him hotter in your eyes.

(This is how I imagine Nate sees Wade. And also through a rose-colored filter of Gun Backflip Sword Explosion Yay Battle Husband (moderately divorced))

Wrote a Cable/Deadpool thing. here

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Logan being into Wade all quiet like and his pining ass having successfully navigated the Wade/Vanessa dynamic so far and everything is good now about a month into him living with Al and Wade when Cable shows up

"Old man with metal limbs and a sad-ass backstory" Cable

"I casually put on chapstick while staring into your eyes as i tell you that you remind me of my dead wife" Cable

"Theres a knife in your dick" Cable

"I use my one shot to get home on saving your life" Cable

And Logan realizes he has competition

[yakichoufd]

[tadhannahj]

[mustasekittens]

down time doodling🖍️

mmm close ups

[dailymarvelstudios]

X-Men '97 - 1x10 "Tolerance is Extinction - Part 3"

[an-island-of-bunnies]

been playing a lot of baldurs gate 3 lately :D

[animentality]

[starspilli]

FINALLY did some of the x men & dc crossover stuff that’s been rattling around in my head lol. & trust me i have more. i just think these ones would have interesting / funny dynamics lol

[seizethegay420]

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[unicornspwnall]

Returning cast in X-Men '97

[yakichoufd]

[tadhannahj]

Deadpool and his urge to attract angry half-metal men with tragic backstories (and daughters) who would fight him inside a vehicle but spend the last minutes of the film saving his life (2)

[crawlnighter]

X-men '97 as text posts

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[solidsmax]

Okay, let's show these toasters why you don't screw with the Summers. X-MEN 97' - 1.08 | Tolerance is Extinction Part 1