#CUDDY..................

[thankstothe]

!👏

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[loudmariachibands]

whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[pan1ck]

[titojefie]

we do a little tomfoolery

[stampgwifeyera]

i want to take this moment to appreciate the way that the actors say their lines in such comedic ways

[jasprboi]

[wintersnails]

early seasons of House MD are so precious to me. House shifts between being prickly and doing soft little things because he hasn’t refined his persona into a suit of armor yet. Cuddy manages to be gorgeous in the most dubious pantsuits imaginable, Wilson is written like a two-dimensional female side-character who’s only there to show cleavage (aka cheekbone) and then leave. Foreman is ready to fistfight House on his very first day of work and Cameron still thinks she can change the moral trajectory of everyone around her through sheer perseverance. Chase is there to be Australian and have Catholic issues and daddy issues and malpractice issues and blackmail issues.

[sinfulpepsi]

“Chat it’s NOT lupus”

[kimikaami]

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

[sugar-salt-sea]

house manages to perfectly convey the expression of a bisexual who believes his male and female crushes just started dating each other

[vigilante-apologist]

Main character trios are meant to end up as a polycule and you can’t change my mind

[thankstothe]

okey-doke 🥺

[acidicwerewolf]

I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

[ifr1t]

i just think the show would be greatly improved if we had yuri/yaoi solidarity i mean LOOK at them