#CRACKSHIP

[kaia-artz]

Fave

Overprotective Father

Of all the things that Danny imagined when he decided to release Dan from his prison, he never thought that he would become his father. And while it was a little weird, he could see the point in it. Dan wasn't his future self, he was a combination between him and Vlad (something he really hated to think about), meaning, technically his son.

Dan also seemed uncomfortable with the new arrangement but he seemed much happier, and since being given access to the castle garden he was actually quite calm. Probably because of his unlimited access to ghost fruits. Who knew that all it took to stop his attempts of world conquest was a couple of ghost strawberries?

The father/son thing continued to be awkward, but they actually grew to like it (as much as Dan denied it). And that was okay, until Dan started... dating people.

And that was fine, really, Dan could date whoever he wanted (although he was too young in the halfa's opinion) but his choices weren't ideal: King Shark, Metron, Constantine, Darkseid, Bane, Morpheus, Brainiac, Deadshot, and more were added to the list. Even as the Ghost King Danny had a headache just thinking about it.

Danny didn't know what the hell Dan was seeing in them, but he decided it was time to interfere. Unfortunately for the Justice League, Danny decided to act like a father just as Dan started dating one of their members. So now an overprotective Ghost King was giving the entire meeting a shovel talk. Ellie was laughing in the background as Dan covered his face, his father was fucking embarrassing.

[takescrackseriously]

FishEggs art

(Eulalie x Ada)

The reason as to why it's named Fisheggs is due to their last meals. Eulalie had a taiyaki (fish shaped) and Ada had caviar (fish eggs)

Extra art of them. Not as proud, but still.

I like to think Eulalie wouldn't have a 'I can fix her' mindset, instead, she has a 'I could love her the way she is'

Also, imagine Ada being insecure about how scary her spectre is then Eulalie tells her that she finds it fascinating/beautiful in a macabre (or macabray) way

[thewinter-eden]

Coming Soon - TUESDAY 12/31 - That Your Man? (crack!horror Lee Know)

images are mine (except middle LK pic that I got from pinterest). please do not use without permission. Apparently all the ATE pcs are my inspo this time.

part 2 of the skz crack!horror series.

pairing: Lee Minho x fem!reader rating: mature, dark themes summary: mugger!Minho holds you and your bf up in a dark alley one night, ready to give you the old ‘your money or your life’ routine, but when your bf pushes you into the line of fire so he can run away, Minho has second thoughts.

warnings: Fear, Minho has a gun, attempted mugging (obv), asshole bf, rude Minho, scared but defeated reader, Minho's kinda soft but he ain't gonna admit it, coffee.

Comment a request to be tagged.

series info

taglist: @whatdoyouwanttocallmefor @estella-novella

[jaspermeiao3]

The Unexpected Heir

Summary: It’s that home ec unit where you raise fake babies. There’s an odd number of students, so Harry’s playing the single parent. The doll is supposed to shapeshift to look like a mixture of both “parents,” so they’ll take care of it better by using their magic. Harry’s doll should look like a perfect replica of himself.

But instead, it looks a lot like Tom Riddle.

Extra points if, after the unit is done, the dolls are supposed to disappear, but Harry’s doll doesn’t and just keeps growing.

Double extra points if Voldemort is alive and finds out about the baby and is VERY CONCERNED that Harry got pregnant or something, because the home ec unit didn’t exist when he was at Hogwarts and he wasn’t really paying attention when he was with Quirrell.

(A prompt by BorealisPhoenix)

[seaduxky]

I gor silly

Ares watching Ody absolutely slaughter every suitor

Here's Part 1

[zahirzafirou]

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!

I wanted to show you this drawing I made for Christmas, it's Anya from Mouthwashing and Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil. Yep, i'm a crackshiper and i'm obsessed. The name of the ship is Lenya btw

I hope you have a good Christmas 🫂

[cowgomoo1123]

i told my gf this is us

ik that his hand looks weird, just ignore it <3 it's 4am babes

[thatguywhodoesstuff]

A Few Jhad Incorrect Quotes More

The long awaited(?) fifth installment of my Jhad Incorrect Quotes Series.

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Thad: Did J just tell me she loved me for the first time?

Uzi: Yeah, she did.

Thad: And did I just do finger guns back?

Uzi: Yeah, you did.

———

Rebecca: I like your top, J!

Thad: (Jokingly) I have a name, you know.

J: (Pinches the bridge of her “nose”) *Sighs* Why? Why are you like this?

———

Thad: (Ecstatic) J and I got married!!

Uzi: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

———

Thad: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

J: Um...Neat.

(Later)

J: (Lying face down on her bed) I said "Neat," Uzi. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Uzi: (Reading a book) Don't beat yourself up too much, J. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when N confessed his love for me?

J: (Looks up) Didn't you thank him?

Uzi: (Closes the book and looks at the ceiling) I fucking thanked him.

———

N: Why is J crying on the floor?

V: She’s drunk.

N: And?

V: She saw a picture of Thad’s wife.

N: But… she’s Thad’s wife.

V: I know.

———

Uzi: I sleep with sick as hell railgun under my pillow.

Doll: Я сплю с ножом.

Thad: Both of you are so weird.

Uzi: (Cocks an eyebrow) Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Thad: J.

———

J: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Thad: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

J: I don't know, surprise me!

———

J: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Thad: It was autocorrect.

J: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Thad: Yes.

———

Khan: (Sees J and Thad together) They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Nori: (Caught off guard) You mean... you ship them?

———

Thad: Are we fighting or flirting?

J: Wha- I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck!

Thad: Your point?

———

J: (Rocket launcher at the ready) Get the fuck out!

Uzi: (Unfazed) What's up your ass this morning?

Thad: (Groggily walks in) *Yawn* ...Hey.

Uzi: Hmm... never mind. (Runs out of the pod to tell the others)

J: WAIT NO!

———

Darren: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with J recently.

Thad: No, Darren, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Darren: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Thad: No! You're the only one for me.

Darren: Is that so?

Thad: I promise! J and I are just dating, okay? She’s my girlfriend.

Darren: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Thad: You are still my one and only best friend! She’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Darren: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?

Thad: Of course bro!

Darren: (Takes off his sunglasses, teary-eyed) Bro...

J: (Deeply confused) What the…?

———

Thad: Talk dirty to me, baby~

J: The dishes.

Thad: Wh-

J: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

———

(J comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Thad’s bedroom.)

Thad: Babe, are you… coming to bed?

J: No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a boyfriend.

(J falls face first on the ground and immediately falls asleep)

Thad: (Shakes his head)

———

N: If you want my advice-

J: No offense but you're the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your girlfriend. Multiple times.

N: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, she’s also tried to kill me.

Uzi: It's true. It was mutually attempted murder.

———

J: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Uzi: Throw rocks at he.

Lizzy: Hot Dogs.

Doll: Убей его.

J: Thanks guys.

———

J: I love you.

Thad: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

(They kiss passionately)

V: (To Uzi) You owe me 20 dollars.

———

J: Thad, you love me, right?

Thad: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

———

J: (Comes out of the changing room wearing silk pants) How does this look?

Thad: Like it slips on and off really easily.

J: (Blushes)

Thad: (Blushes) No, I didn't mean it like that-!

Lizzy: (Teasingly) We know what you meant~

———

Cyn/The Absolute Solver: Did you take out Thad as I requested?

J: Thad has been taken out, yes.

Cyn/The Absolute Solver: Giggle. Excellent, now to-

J: It was a great restaurant. We had a romantic candlelit dinner and Thad proposed afterwards, we're filing the wedding papers.

Cyn/The Absolute Solver: ಠ_ಠ

———

Thad: (Smiling proudly) Well, J and I finally did it!

The Rest of the Squad: *Gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Thad: That's right... We kissed!

The Rest of the Squad: ಠ_ಠ

———

J: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Thad: But, babe, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

J: (Flustered) O-oh. Well… Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Thad: …Is it working?

———

J: You look good in that hoodie.

Thad: You know where else l'd look good?

J: (Zero hesitation) My bed.

Thad: (At the same time) By your side- Wait, what?

J: (Blushing and averting her gaze) Nothing!

———

Thad: Bro-

J: No, no, hold up, rewind. My tongue was down your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro!?

———

[monstersdontdance]

🎁 happy holidays! graham and jammie got halloween, so soramamé gets christmas!

[psychicvoidtale]

Pat pat dw bart he Is here for you

[achilleesheelz]

I SEE SOOOO MUCH HATE FOR THIS CRACKSHIP. Ya'll don't F**KING get it. Yes they're hot (General Ambessa and Commander Caitlyn can pass me around like a blunt every single time) but it's also cause their story would have been SO much better and more fleshed out then that ginger b*tch's (Yes I'm talking about Maddie, sue me) Like hello??? Ambessa being a literal warlord and using Vi's absence and her own power to slither into Cait's mind (in more ways than one)? I would die. Caitlyn coming to terms with the fact that Ambessa had been lying to everyone, including and especially her? Caitlyn 'betraying' Ambessa would have made so much more sense. And using MEL to defeat her. And when Ambessa dies? OMG the feelings... I bet I would have CWIED. Plus IK they would be great in bed. Just saying. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

“i love toxic yuri! i love doomed yuri!”

oh… but when i say ambessa x caitlyn is hot, y’all lose y’all fucking minds and turn into conservatives.

rairpair nation, crackship enthusiasts, get behind me.

[can-i-press-play]

SilverWolf | They Look Like Newlyweds

[anniflamma]

Got a bribe from an anon.

I always say that I will never do something like this ever again and I have shot my foot yet again...

[skronklpus]

I have provided all the context necessary . Please no more questions

[sorrel-leaf-vespers]

This is gonna result in either the world’s best polycule or Timpani rapidly approaching Zokket’s location with a sledgehammer. Hopefully the former.

I fw it kinda, Bleck in my headcanon has been asexual heteromantic but with Zokket being a bit of a genderfluid icon and headcanons being flexible, mayhap I can adapt this…

THEM T H E M T H E M MY FAVORITE THINGS IN ONE I'M SO HAPPY PEOPLE ARE ALSO SEEING THE VISION AND I JUST WANNA AAHJDSBHVFNVKJS YA KNOW???? I need to make more art of these guys like fr They are doing funny things to my brain and I LOVE IT!! So many ideas I can draw with the Extension Corps n Bleck Squad So many fun interaction ideas AAAAA!!! ... Oh. Uh.. Since you're still here... NEW CRACK SHIP JUST DROPPED:

Zokket x Bleck is going to be my new crack ship and no one can stop me LMAOOOO ...This shouldn't have been so much fun to draw, but it was ajkasdjdxk "WAIT, WHAT ABOUT COZETTE???" SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE! I SEPARATED HER FROM ZOKKET DON'T WORRY