#CRABBY

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[ketrinadrawsalot]

A lil' crabby

[mittch22]

I feel the need to draw attention to the plight of this poor bastard at the start of Cars 2.

Crabby is approached by a random-ass Aston Martin at a dock on the west coast of America, given a set of coordinates and is paid what I assume would have been quite a considerable sum of money to take said Aston out there. A strange situation indeed, made even stranger when you realise just how far Finn, or 'Buddy' asks Crabby to take him. When Crabby says "you can't get any further away from land than out here", he really fuckin meant it:

The coordinates put them almost smack bang in the middle of the pacific ocean. (and before you come for me, the bottom set of coordinates are correct, the ones that are displayed in Cars 2 have not had their decimals converted to minutes and seconds) Now, at this point, Crabby isn't asking too many questions. And his confusion must have hit what he thought was an all time high.

Then big chungus rocks up:

Tony Trihull, a heavily armed combat vessel, glides right up along side the tiny little crabbing boat and blocks him off from further venture. And when Crabby shows him his resistance, Tony threatens to sink him with a lazer guided missile launcher. At this point, Crabby relents and begins meandering back in the direction he came from (I do have to hand it to Crabby here, he's one fearless little ocean dweller).

So, Crabby has just been sent out into the centre of the pacific ocean with no logical answer as to why AND been threatened with being blown up AAAAAND, to top it all off with a delectable trauma cherry:

"Sorry, Buddy. Looks like its the end of the line.......... Buddy?"

'Hang on a minute. Where the hell is my four-wheeled, non-floating passenger!?!?!?' Aka, 'Did I just kill someone?'

Fear and panic would have taken over the mega-confusion of Finn's reasoning for his watery trip. 'Where did he go? How did he 'go'? There's nowhere for him TO go. Did he fall over the edge? Was he just a figment of my imagination? Hang on a minute, did I just help someone kick the bucket???'

Can you IMAGINE the horrific thought patterns that would have followed the realisation that 'Buddy' was no longer on board? Crabby is not aware of Finn's gadgets and capacities, and so, in his mind, there is no other possibility other than the death of the Aston Martin. Cue the hefty therapy bill.

I like to think that Finn is a bit of an empath and would have thought about how this situation would have affected Crabby. And I like to think that he would have found a way to let Crabby know that he was still around and kicking. Maybe after the mission had come to its conclusion. It would still leave Crabby with a plethora of questions. However, at least he would have known that he wasn't responsible for the death of a random and rather strange vehicle.

PS - Day jobs being performed in darkness are much easier to explain than evidently idiosyncratic night quests.

[peanuts-fan]

[konnestrasketch]

I've had this idea for a long time but finally got the last few designs together. These are all inspired by in-game BT's and other variants, by using corresponding pokemon to stick with the theme! #DeathStranding #Pokemon

[thatreliableguy]

Tetsuya!

[fionn-mcgoats]

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[lycomorpha]

Finally getting a minute to get back to my lunchtime lyre crab sketch 🦀💖

[ebandgrow]

When I'm feeling a little crabby, I find that a little fresh air, and a nice cup of tea does wonders!

A little pun to start the week, and a glimpse into some crabs I was fortunate enough to capture from our recent vacation to the East coast!

[cuddlebreak]

MOOD BOARD

[nerdy-bunny-girl]

I have a second account on sky and I was doing the season task finally snd there was this random crabby hahaha

[ksodirty]

Almost went 2 weeks without posting a joke on here

[buzzybee3]

Saw this in my chem class and it reminded me of @crabsnpersimmons lol

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Glorious Partner: Mrrrrrrraaaaagggggh

Me: What is the source of your somewhat angst?

Glorious Partner: I don’t know! I’m just crabby!

Me: Ahhhhh. Hot nonbinary carcinisation summer.

[jellyselkie]

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