#CMON WHAT OTHER SHIP HAS A NAME THIS CUTE

[rizzyluke]

spoovy enjoyers we are in this together

spoovy art to boost morale in the spoovy trenches against adminsniper @tf2shipswag

[christinarowie332]

“parasite” chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: lots of swearing, gruesome imagery??idfk . suggestive ?

toxic situation ship between reader and chris ….

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parasite .

your phone lights up for the seventeenth time in the last 5 minutes .

"just fuck off man" you whisper to nobody as your phone is flipped over with an exasperated sigh.

exactly 7 minutes ago you got an instagram tag from some random kids account . ignoring the name of the account your eyes flicker over the first few lines in the caption , you pick up on "chris sturniolo" and "girlfriend" along with "public kiss" . your eyebrows furrow and make a home over your now searching eyes and parted lips . your heart drops once again once you click on the actual post with shaking hands .

It's him . your chris . your chris with a girl who looks nothing like you , the exact opposite . She's beautiful . Her jawline is almost drawn in , a sharp angle which blends perfectly into his , as one of his hands holds the side of her waist the other placed on her throat . He's kissing her . your fucking chris . you leave absolutely no time to grieve . as fast as the tears pooled in your eyes you blinked them away . you tilted your head upwards and took a deep breath , exhaling a fast quick one, laughing in disbelief . you shook your head to yourself and straightened your back before sending the post to Chris himself .

"cute thing to find out over instagram chris" you added with the post .

realistically , he isnt your chris . yes you have been seeing each other for months , but you have never once said your together . he says "i'm just not ready baby" "cmon y/n , you know it's not like that , your the only one i want , i'm just not ready yet"

fucking dick

That takes us to now . you sit with your knees to your chest, your deep breaths forcing your breasts to be slightly squashed under the pressure as your lungs rise and fall . The blanket holding you is the only comfort you feel staring at the floor .Holding your vape weaving it between your fingers and flipping it around in your hand . you blink out of your trance at the sound of your phone vibrating next to you . you tightly close your eyes , feeling a slight vibration in your forehead at the hard tension . you open your eyes again and grab your phone which is displaying a call . "dickhead <3" .chris . I went to answer the call before hesitating for a second to take a deep breath .

"i dont wanna hear shit from you chris" you say before even getting phone to your ear

"y/n thats not me bro , i swear to god" he whines out slightly , desperation in his voice clear .

you let out a dry chuckle and roll your eyes , " fucking liar bro , I SAW THE FUCKING PHOTO CHRIS." you exhale a shaky breath and wait for his response .

your left with only silence , hearing him breathe and the distant faint bass in the background .

"not ready my fucking ass , seven months chris . seven months i have wasted , i can't believe you . seven fucking months i have waited for you . seven months i have spent falling in love with you , while you were fucking-" you cut your self off , realising you have absolutley no idea what he has been doing . your bottom lip quivers slightly before you purse them together , biting down hard enough to draw blood .

"im sorry" after a few seconds of silence he finally replies . his voice slightly gruff and hourse .

"fuck you" you say before ending the call and trowing in to the other side of the sofa . it slides under a pillow slightly .

the moment your phone isn't in view . the knot in your chest finally snaps , you feel your heart finally snap and the remaining hope for him go with it .Your chest shakes in the same motion as you sob . fingers that were harshly digging through layers of sweaty skin in your palm make their way to your hair , pulling so hard it could snap . The nausea comes back , turning your stomach like the seasons over a too familiar seven months .

it's only when you hear the front door open do you get up from your pit in the sofa curled up into yourself . you turn your body still sat, feeling confusion and fear in equal parts . your heart rapidly starts beating, enough to snap a rib . you try and take a breath as you stare at the door frame , expecting the worse , said breath gets caught as you hear soft steps approaching you , your eyes widen as you search around your now messy living room . searching for a weapon, or your phone , your eyes scan the room rapidly , grabbing a candle that was sitting on a coffee stained table .

"y/n?" you hear his voice before you see him . His hair is wet , along with his shoulders and upper arms , turning his light grey sweatshirt into a messily patterned sight . his eyes soften as he sees you . searching your expression . Then his eyes flicker to the candle raised in the air , furrowing his wet eyebrows , tilting his head in confusion before curling his lips into a shy smirk.

"a candle ? really?" he says, widening his smirk and taking a step towards you .

he stops in his tracks as you take a step back from him , lowering the candle and throwing it softly on the couch .

"i need you to hear me out , y/n i-"

"Why are u here" you say blankly . " i'm pretty sure i was clear that i was done with you"

his eyebrows twitch at your words , hurt and sadness very evident on his face . his shoulders relax and head tilts slightly .

"I told you it wasnt me . I meant it . I meant everything I said . everything i have done and said . I meant it ."

your eyes search for a lie in his eyes . you find none. What you do find is guilt .

"meant what chris ? what have I meant to you . a fuck buddy? a friend? a fan? please tell me because i dont fucking understand !" your voice which was once cautious and small slowly grows louder , stepping closer to him yelling . "please fucking tell me what it means . who the fuck am i to you !"

his face which was once soft and understanding turned and twisted into a gruesome one . His soft kind features turning sharp like his jawline , which flashes as he turns away from you .

The warm lighting in the room grows colder . The cold aching in your fingertips soothes the burning in your cheeks as you run your hands over your face in exhaustion . as your face is covered by your hands you miss as he swings his body towards you and steps just inches away from you . grabbing your face in his hands and forcing you to look up at him . your eyes scan his eyes franticly , looking between his unreadable one . it's there u see him soften and his eye twitch before taking a deep breath , anxiety poisons the air between you as he moves the hair from your face with his hands.

"look, y/n , you are what i want , i know that , i've always knew that .im just scared ."

it feels as if with just his words , he plunged his hand into your chest. through your cracked and broken rib cage , destroyed by months of deep breaths , your lungs abusing their cage. it was like he managed to find the exact places he broke just hours ago, and with a few words and found his way back home . all he had to do was throw a few words in your face and he stitched up the body of the girl he managed to destroy .

his hands trailed down your arms until they held your wrists . soft manacles seem to click around the space he holds.

"i want you chris , nobody else,, I want you to want me." you say looking him in his eyes , your voice soft and quiet

he trails one finger up your arm , looking at the goosebumps that trail his touch like a shadow until he rests his hand softly around the side of your neck . with this he puts a hand on the crook of your back and inches closer.

his wet hair drips on you forehead as he kisses you . his hands slowly moving up and down your body soothing your aches before they settle on your face , holding you as he deepens the intimacy . your hands ghost over his hands and rest on top of them .

calling him a parasite would be wrong, especially when the host welcomes the symbiosis .

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HEHEHEHHEHEEHE

i love angst sm bro

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[olliegolliegee]

1. ideal date location?

2. favorite mlm song?

3. what makes you feel loved?

4. are you single or taken?

5. how many crushes have you had?

6. what's your type?

7. do you develop crushes quickly?

8. best show or movie for a date night at home?

9. what are your favorite flowers?

10. what would you give as a gift on an anniversary?

11. what's your favorite album?

12. what's your love language?

13. what are some pet names that make you blush?

14. do you read fanfiction?

15. any fictional crushes?

16. loud boys or quiet boys?

17. any characters you headcanon as mlm?

18. what's your comfort food?

19. last song you listened to?

20. best compliment you ever received?

21. kiss on the lips, cheek or forehead?

22. scalp massage or back massage?

23. any celebrity crushes?

24. what's your guilty pleasure?

25. do you like PDA?

26. how do you prefer to be comforted?

27. favorite way to express affection?

28. big spoon or little spoon?

29. fav love language?

this one spot on a trail in my area. a bunch of rocks on an cliffy thing next to the trail. that sounds perfect. laying down or sitting on or hopping across the rocks, under the open sky, hiking up and down and putting flowers in your hair

not sure if it's aaaaaactually an mlm song but "good old fashioned lover boy" by queen. my goofy answer is "lookin good" by dixon dallas

being sought out. that's how i feel i know that i'm actually valued

single

idk man i don't count

i don't even know if i have one. i always end up crushing on friends tho

really depends. sometimes it's an "OH SHIT THEY'RE REALLY COOL UHM wait shit this is a crush" and sometimes it's a really, really slow realization with a hell of a lot of denial

something fun that we both love. OOH maybe princess bride!! quote at each other, smile, laugh

any and all flowers are amazing. i will also take a bouquet of random branches and leaves and shit (honestly that's better)

something small that's really something they'd like. searching the local little antique store for cute little things would be pretty great. also deeeeefinitely a cheesy date night

ARGHHHHH uhhhhhm i've gotta say, stadium arcadium by red hot chili peppers has a really special place in my heart

quality time and physical touch, i think

god, i really don't know yet. gonna have to find out

yeah. im on tumblr ofc i do

luka couffaine. AAAAAAAAA HE'S SO SWEET. a relationship with him would be the absolute healthiest relationship ever and i am HERE FOR IT. and he wants to be a luthier. MY STRINGY LITTLE HEART IS SCREEECHING RN

both are great, but usually loud boys. like damn, ask for what you need. make them goofy ass comments with me. YELL WITH ME

saying this because a new kotlc book came out but. cmon bro ravioli is canon. alvar is the gayest. also entirely ship fedex (we got the best ship names)

annie's mac n cheese

gonna guess "ophelia" by the lumineers? don't remember what songs were playing on the radio or in the cvs

having someone who i thought didn't like me send me a card in residential saying she thought i was really cool and wanted to be friends with me. she even printed out and sent pictures of goat statues she found and thought of me. for my birthday she gave me a trip to house of bagels, which is where we had our first real conversation. all the little things she do make me feel so valued, she's amazing and thoughtful. still gotta figure out how to actually text her, my computer's acting up

lips :)

BOTH PLEASE

i mean. does stravinsky count. THE FUCKING SWEETEST DUDE WITH THE BEST MUSIC

watching american housewife. it's like one of those shitty tv shows but it's actually really good. it's awesome. dude why is it so good it makes me smile and it has a happy loving marriage it nearly makes me wanna cry

some. hand holding, arm around shoulders, all of that is amazing. kind of uncomfortable with anything long and overly intimate. most i'd be comfortable with is a quick kiss towards the sides of wherever we are

cuddled.

saying happy, sappy, genuine things and seeing them starting to actually believe what i say

both. either. both

physical touch and quality time

[mj-thrush-gxn]

asking this to my fav dndads artists, do you ship any of the teens, if so whom with?

Sorry i took a little while to think about this

hmmmm

this is actually a really hard question because i haven’t really thought about it-

okay i’m gonna go teen by teen 🫡

Taylor— honestly, swiftli. I feel like link is the one taylor gets along best with, so it’s kinda hard for me to see taylor with anyone but link.— BUT ALSO the idea of gothweeb is adorable and i find it kinda funny. they kinda bully each other but it’s fun because i love them. gothweeb is probably my #2 taylor ship. —i feel like taylor and hero was funny but it would’ve never worked out, and it didn’t, and i thought it was really funny. so like, i didn’t really ship it, but i thought they were hilarious.

Link— this is when i reveal my biggest secret… i love gothcleats. i like gothcleats a lot more than i like swiftli. gothcleat moments are more serious and carry more meaning, swiftli if mainly just funny homoeroticism and i love it. i honestly don’t know how to explain why i like gothcleats so much i just do. they hold a special place in my heart. —swiftli is my second favorite. LIKE AHHHHHHHH!!! PIZZA, PISS, HOMOEROTICISM!!!! ALL THE BEST THINGS!!! once again, their relationship is mostly just them being dorky little dweebs and i love them for it. — I LOVE KICKWORTHY… but that’s mostly because it’s basically just me and my best friend and i thought it was funny. i love the joker, my best friend loves garfield, instant win.but in all seriousness, i don’t really have a big opinion on them. i feel like since link didn’t like him at all until after apollo four teens, they dont have a wholesome enough relationship. i know that link has warmed up to herm a lot since then and i find them cute, its just that. — oakicks- i love oakicks and i think that if they polished up their friendship that would be wonderful. norm tries so hard to make everything good for everyone, especially link and herm, but it never works for him. so like, if link had tried a little harder to be nice and include him earlier in the season, it coulda worked.

Norm— ah norm… poor sweet norm… ANYWAY!! Oakworthy. i love oakworthy. it’s so dimmed but i also think it’s so cool and i just think it should be 100% canon. i mean, normal has been manifesting it since the dance, so like, cmon. I feel like herm doesn’t actually like scary as much as he says he does. like it’s just part of the bit. if herm breaks character, the first thing he better do is give norm a smooch. that’s all im saying. i will choose to believe that hermie actually likes normal and is just playing a part rn. he has to crack. he just has to. Norm deserves to get what he wants for just once, and this is all he wants. please anthony, let will have his moment. — Coin Toss, do they actually have a ship name? cause if not i just came up with one. Anyway- scary and norm. i love them. they are so same narrative opposite direction and i love them for it. i see them as platonic but like, feel free to give the homies a kiss ig. but yeah i mostly see them as platonic and scary needs to accept that norm is her new best friend. deal. — i already laid out my reasons why oakicks doesn’t work. i love them but like 😔. —oakweeb just does not work. it never will. taylor bullies norm way too much.

Scary — uhhh- Gothcleats, Gothkicks, wtv. i already laid out my reasons in links section. but like, link and scary could help each other out so much. both of their lives would be (i don’t wanna say so much, but) better. anyway- scary just needs to accept that she can be loved. — gothweeb, i already laid out my thoughts in taylor’s section. i like that and i think they would be cute, but like, not established enough. so i see them as platonic. — already stated my case for coin toss, platonic and i love them. I will explain the whole scary and hermie thing in the herm section- cause i need to write down stuff for herm… — scerica. yes. i love them. let the girls be girls. i ship it, like extremely, but also- they only interacted once in canon. they are my teen, female, nark basically. yes.

Herm- THE SCENE PARTNERS- SCARY AND HERM ARE JUST SCENE PARTNERS TO HERM- I FEEL LIKE HERMIE AND SCARY ARE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS AND THEY SHOULD HAVE GIRLSNIGHT WITH MARGARITA AND ERICA- HERM REFERRED TO SCARY AS A SCENE PARTNER THATS ALL IM SAYING — oakworthy. yes. if hermie can get over himself and accept that scary is nothing but a friend and a scene partner, it would work. please. i am begging. — already stated my place on kickworthy — swiftworthy is illegal.

your welcome-

i rambled- a lot.

[flutteringfable]

for the ask game- susbedo / aurelius :3

YIPPEE *starts vibrating at unmeasurable speeds*

first impression - i’m gonna be so completely honest that was so long ago i can barely remember. i don’t think i ever had beef with him like scara but i don’t think i liked him? like neutral i guess. it was cool to have the whole clone/twin/imposter whatever plotline so that adds some bonus points

impression now - i am. so normal (<- lying). this is mostly thanks to luna’s interpretation of him, but god he’s so interesting!!! guy who was supposed to be a whole other guy and feels the need to live up to that and is jealous of what the other guy has!!!! so much angst potential but also so much potential for someone (jietang) to swoop in and show him that he doesn’t have to be what he was told to be!! love the trans coding from that as well hehe. the whole thing with albedo and rhindottir and all her creations is so super interesting anyway.

favorite moment - that sickass thing he did with the ice crystals. like when he finally attacks traveler and their friends??? like i would be dead because that is the coolest attack ever. and YES i know that was whopperflower-bedo (totally different imposter) but it was cool and i think about it a lot. also the end of the quest where he’s musing as he walks thru the snow?????? hell yeah.

ideas for a story - well, i actually have a little something in the works for him and jietang, but here’s some other thoughts ive had about them <3

jietang showing aurelius around liyue and chenyu vale. aurelius gets to see goats for the first time and is enamored by their fluffiness. they climb a mountain and stargaze. just cute couple things.

aurelius snuggling jietang to keep him warm, and jietang complaining about not being able to hold aurelius’ hand outside of dragonspine because aurelius isn’t used to the warm climates of anywhere outside of dragonspine.

jietang bringing aurelius to the windblume festival. at this point aurelius has completely dropped trying to be albedo, and looks different enough to walk around with his boyfriend without suspicion. imagining venti Knowing but he’s happy to see aurelius being happy so he keeps his mouth shut.

unpopular opinion - similar to what luna has expressed in the past, i really don’t like the characterization of him as a yandere type. i just can’t see it, and i feel like people tend to force that archetype on characters they see as “evil.” hence why i haven’t really looked for other x listeners of him because they’re all kinda the same and it makes me uncomfortable. in the wise words of luna, it makes my tummy hurt.

favorite relationship - non romantically, i really wanna see him and albedo interacting outside of the Situation from the event. they should talk i think. i also think he would genuinely try and befriend traveler post-event at some point, to little success (fair enough, i guess, but still). and obvs he and jietang are my favorite ship. like cmon now lmao /lh

favorite headcanon - over time, even without someone to guide him, he realizes he doesn’t *have* to try and be albedo. he can be his own person, with his own name and appearance and likes and dislikes. it takes him a while to act on these thoughts, but he always ends up realizing this and eventually takes on a life of his own.

[mari-guri]

IDOLiSH7 Ep. 7 - Ray of Light

They had to remind us of their moment just to also remind us of their fall out LMFAO

You know what i get it yeah when it comes to members in groups that get super popular. It basically happens in every single group, it’s almost unavoidable (and don’t come at me saying any insert group bc you know that’s a lie). I know when it can get super biased towards one member and a company pushes them to the front and center too much it can cause not just a rift between fans but also within members themselves. Like obviously, I can totally see why a company would want to capitalize on a member’s fame because logically it makes the most sense. More exposure to them means more money, but if there’s anything i learned about trickle down economics (is that it’s a fucking joke) is that this kinda thing doesn’t work in the long term for the benefit of an entire group. This kind of dynamic has no right way to go about it, but it needs the cooperation of the whole group for it to work. Popular members NEED to also advocate for their peers and set it straight. The times i see this happen in real life I find generally really benefits the whole group. They gain more respect from their fans and their other members get appreciation. But anyways that’s just a small little anecdote. Not super well thought out, but there’s probably more i could say but yeah.

WHAT THE HELL YOU TWO ARE TALKING TO HIM

DID NO ONE TELL YOU TO NOT TALK TO STRANGERS

Don’t fall for it

BRO THATS WEIRD

PSA RESEARCH IS NOT LOOKING INTO PEOPLE’S FAMILY. THAT’S JUST STALKING AT THAT POINT.

BRO THAT’S FUCKED UP

BUT WHY ARE YOU THE ONE WHO LOOKED THAT UP YOU WEIRDO

BROOOO LISTEN TO HIM THIS IS BLACKMAIL

ALSO THIS IS CALLED IDOLISH7 NOT IDOLISH6

That’s right. ✨ Communication is key ✨

God bless Nagi

DEBUT OKDESU

THATS RIGHT YOU GOTTa wait what

Ur separating them

YEARS?

DAMN LIKE A REAL ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY I GET IT

That’s right IDOLiSH7 not IDOLiSH2

Where are his eyes i just noticed

Hold up i gotta see these names

WSHLASH, Strawberries, DuO (??? cmon you can do better than that), Re:vale looks like they could be another group of characters here lol, oh and there’s TRIGGER and there’s our seven. WITH RIKU NOT WEARING A SHIRT A G A I N

Lmaooo mr capitalist assumes there were connections involved which indicates that’s how he’s able to raise his talents to popularity and not necessarily just from his own talent

Not a diss to trigger btw, they probably would have been popular regardless but they’ve already made it clear that they’ve crushed everyone in their path to the top

Who tf are you

High key both groups songs aren’t amazing so like LMAO

IS HE GONNA STEAL THE FUCKING SONG LMFAO

betting on that

A slow… debut song… interesting ?

Or is it not their debut

Idk how this works

Y’all just need to utilize his cuteness I guarantee it’ll work

YOU CAN BE CUTE DO YOU KNOW THE POWER OF CUTENESS IN THIS KINDA INDUSTRY ITS A REAL SKILL FRFR

Damn this ship is crazy

Wish I knew what it was called

IoRiku ? Idk don’t come for me

Everyone shut up nagi’s singing

Oh it’s over (i know i say this every time)

Episode 6 - Triumphant Return in the Rain

Episode 8 - Please, Music

Return to IDOLiSH7 Page

[kuroowo]

Kindly rank your moots self ships

👀👀 (I won’t be ranking them though I’ll just be talking about my fav from their self ships bc ranking them makes me sweat💀 wait so I guess I will be sort of ranking their ships but just with #1 LMAO)

P. S. I didn’t go through every mutual who had self ship info on their page (that’s too many 💀), so I did the ones I talk to more (& could find info about their ships on)!

@haikyooot

I’m sorry but the more I think about it, the more Kita x Emi reigns supreme in my heart😩 it’s the balance, the domesticity, the 7 kids Emi is willing to carry for her farmer man Kita Shinsuke😩😩🙏🏼🙏🏼 THE OG like truly, the parental couple where one is a secret wild child that the other tames occasionally with his dick love🥴KSKSKKSKS but they will parent u😩🙏🏼 (Just as Kita will parent emiSINWKXJ) tbh they’re the couple that has their shit together or has determination of the gods imo

@iwangel

Leya x Atsumu has such uncontrolled, but controlled sexy vibe 😩🙏🏼 they’re both chaotic in their own ways and I just love how they’re the ride or die type for each other with a hefty dash of heavy flirting and feral bites 🥴 whether the bites are out of love or playfulness, you can ask Leya & Tsum themselves LMAO

@quirrrky

Kuroo x Rei, tell me a better combo ILL WAIT😩💓 it’s the dynamics, the visuals, the aesthetic loveliness of these 2 that has me on my knees🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ THEYRE THAT COUPLE THAT PLAYFULLY ARGUES A LOT BUT IS JUST AS SICKENINGLY SWEET IN THE SAME BREATH like legit couple goals uwu

@tenrichouku

I’m not familiar with tokrev rn but yk what I am familiar with? Sukuna x Ava🥴 it’s the big bad guy x uwu girl with hidden fangs vibes OOF like u just know that nobody messes with either of them because it always ends in a blood bath and it won’t be sukuna’s or ava’s OOP 🤪🥴🥰

@mrsgiovanna

BriGio is canon at this point, no? FRRRRR They support and complement each other SO well 🧎🏻‍♀️💓 the couple that grows together & rules together 🙏🏼🙏🏼 ROYALTY VIBES but behind doors they’re just so sweet with each other it makes me melt UWUWUWU

@violetsoju

Kuroo & Lin uwu they’d be that couple where u see teasing each other but are actually just softies for each other uwuwuwu posts of their couple pics on social media will 100% make u think true love is real bc YALL SO CUTEUWUWUUWUWUWU Also Lin would deck a mf for Kuroo & kuroo would swoon and then instantly go ring shopping after 🥴👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@chifupurrs

Hirugami x Cat uwu they give me the classic ‘opposites attract’ vibes going on with hiru’s calmness & cat’s energy 😩🙏🏼 + how hiru would be able to pick up cat’s worries & comfort her while cat helps him let loose a little bit more AAAA SWEET BALANCE 🧎🏻‍♀️💓 animal lovers couple also v v cute uwu

@smolmo

Mo x Kiyoomi. MOOMI 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ Just like their very adorable ship name, I think mo & omi would be such a sweet couple 😭 mo would definitely make omi super soft and gooey uwu💓 she’d bring out the gentleness, the sweetness outta that man and he wouldn’t even realise until he’s an hour into cuddling u & playing with your fingers UWUUWUWUWU a very soft couple (but don’t fuck with them👁👁 do not especially fuck with mo because omi will hold nothing back 👏🏼)

@tetsvhoe

Kuroo x Gwen OMG they’re so in love. THEY’RE SO IN LOVE YOUR HONOUR ITS THE FLUFF-CRACK COUPLE EVERYONE LOVES😩🙏🏼 I just think this dynamic would be one of firecrackers, driving trips while belting out songs, and secretly giggling to each other uwu it’s the kind of love u see on Pinterest boards where it’s a collage of fun & nostalgic looking pics uwu

@sunshinetoshi

Ushi x Tara OMGJCOWMLD bc I think they’d be SO CUTE TOGETHER 😩😩😩🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ big boi ushi being weak for sunshine tara like it’s the epitome of opposites attract + softies for each other 😭😭😭 defo think their dynamic is something shoujo mangas about sweet romance and light angst would go after uwu💓

@osaurimiya

Simba Samu like cmon now it’s just obvious at this point like the sweet & lowkey feral but super big brain x calm looking but is actually lowkey big hearted idiot uwu 💓 the way these two would get into trouble tgt bc samu likes to indulge in u (also bc he gets swayed SO easily LMAO) & also bc nauraiscomet has a very chaotic energy that pulls in samu 😩🙏🏼

@strawbearisamu

There’s no one else but Osamu🧎🏻‍♀️💓💓 im thinking chaos, but in the best way possible! A very fun relationship 💯💯💯 and I feel like y’all would be so supportive of each other, like hype man level AND I LIVE FOR THAT UWU also lots of aesthetic pictures & dates & picnics 🥰👍🏻

@alittlewhitetulip

The OG prosciutto 🧎🏻‍♀️ i rmb talking about our jjba ship hcs tgt and that was so wholesome🧎🏻‍♀️ very much my parental figures😩🙏🏼 theyre that couple that transcends time and they’re such a power couple too omfg like the fashion, the confidence, the strength & faith😩🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 they have a very sophisticated aura too if yk what I mean? But watch out bc I know they’re cutthroat as hell!

Honourable mentions!

— bc I know vaguely who they simp for but not enough about their ship to choose & write about!

@vanille--kiss

Normally I’d say Kita but there’s something about Iwa x Vani that just wins me over🧎🏻‍♀️💓

@xmyshya

Suna! Something about your dynamic is just so cute and interesting omg I’d love to see more if I could 😩🧎🏻‍♀️

@jellyluchi

Pros, ofc🥴 like I’m getting you’d bring the gentleness outta him type of vibe and I love that😩

@moonbeamwritings

Abba! Theres a ‘super sweet & soft for each other, esp behind doors’ vibe and that’s so uwu 💓

@tunamiya

I’m not sure why but I just have this vivid image of u x sakusa in my head as the top couple🧎🏻‍♀️🙏🏼

@peachysamu

SAMUUUUUU two calm vibed people but there’s more that meets the eye 👀💓

@evrxx

Risotto! I just know it’s gonna be a very sweet & supportive/protective dynamic uwu

@buccellate

Ooooh this was hard but ultimately, it’s gotta be Bruno🧎🏻‍♀️🙏🏼 I just think y’all would be so wholesome😭💓

@jiaxiin

TSUKKI! Frenemies to lovers vibes but it’s very cute and wholesome and it’d make me squeal if I were to read a book about y’all’s story UWU

[organic-guacamole]

episode 210 here we go

awww seb doing the intro

congratulations to milky white and her baby chocolate milk😌

seb is so funny

but seriously, clean up that milk fast or else it will smell so bad in there....

was that Lauryn just randomly doing cartwheels? idk any theatre kids irl but that seems like it's a common thing...

is it just me or has ms Jenn been getting more harsh to Ricky and Seb mainly-

like what did they do to her

no because I actually snorted with laughter at the "you came back" WHAT IS THAT VOICE-

AND THE MASK OMG

yeah so my throat hurts now

I'm dying over here

KOURTNEY'S FACE

SAME GIRL SAME

Ricky's fake death got the whole place in tears /s

he looks like an asthmatic walrus

Seb's on piano, I love

we all know if he was the beast we'd all actually be crying✋

ok but I listen to Julia's version of home on Spotify when I want to cry-

right so gimme a second

is Ricky scratching his face.....while he's dying?

"belle i-" *flop*

round of applause to Ashlyn for trying to make Ricky's earthworm seizure look less.... yknow

Kourtney's just dying there

WAIT IS THAT NATALIE

did she really just disappear for 9 episodes just to come back and stare dramatically into the camera

WAIT SCRATCH THAT SHES HERE TO MURDER ASHLYN AND RICKY

oh so Ricky's wearing a gay shirt now too

so that's the real reason why Rini broke up, see y'all next season when Gini and caswen become canon /j

wait that was a long intro scene-

what was that look Carlos-

TALK TO MY BOY OR ELSE

carlos' run is so funny to me

therapist Ashlyn to the rescue

"that is...super" son you good?

ms Jenn call Benjamin, he would willingly put his loved ones on a rocket and blast them into Venus for you....

maybe

"I don't want you kids to be disappointed" girl you do realise you're the one that's most invested in this?

"a smooth opening night" wasn't there just 1 show though-

like their opening night was closing night too

"I think I was Troy at one point" PLEASE THATS THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF THE SEASON 1 FINALE

me Jenn looks like a serial killer during that clap and I'm lowkey scared for zacky

"I have notes"

oo if you're taking suggestions, lemme get my list

"mother is freaking out" uhhhhhh

right....'mother"

"is everyone sitting down?"

*looks around awkwardly*

*big red slowly sits*

"no..."

please seb was the only one sitting-

does that mean Carlos looked at Seb as soon as he walked in and assumed that everyone else was sitting too or am I a seblos clown🤡

"is this about the transformation"

WOW MAYBE OT IS RICKY

WOW HES A DETECTIVE FOR FIGURING THAT OUT SO QUICK🤩

YO WHY IS NATALIE HERE-

she just shows up when it's convenient? is she gonna be at the sleepover too?

Seb's heavy swallow after Carlos shouts at him makes me so sad

"I never learned how to lie but I figure if I keep my mouth closed, I can't tell the truth" *nods and smiles at Nini when she asks*

why are they casually standing up all over the pizza shop, just sit at a big table and talk instead of blocking passageways and blocking off at least 6 tables-

"how about I invite myself" WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO INVITE THEMSELVES TO ASHLYN'S HOUSE-

YOU CAN ASK BUT JUST FORCE YOUR WAY IN?

so Cash Caswell has a bigger house than... Dennis Caswell.... who would've thought

ah yes there's the good old EJ 1.0

Nini: "boys vs girls"

Gina: *looks devastated and glances longingly at EJ*

way to be inconspicuous

"but north high should be" *cracks her knuckles in the most uncomfortable way*

good for Ashlyn for getting more confident though

oo bossy big red

"i get bossy around the power tools"

is that why Ashlyn was holding up the drill in episode 8 orrrr 🤠

oh

Lily, leave him alone please

she's literally not blinking, is that what makes her creepy?

the diss at big red and his face afterwards is priceless

isn't that similar to what Gina's mom said to her in season 1? hmmmm

but seriously please don't try to redeem lily, let us have a character to hate, or to love because they're evil.

not everyone's a good guy.

"im not liked here and I don't know what to do"

let antoine finish his salad and it'll fix everything

"hug emoji" *gags*

y'all realize Lily's literally 14?

why is she calling a 16/17 year old from another school for personal advice-

"he gets weird around tools"

I shouldn't be laughing so hard

"deja vu maybe?" awkward silence

I'm dying here I love EJ so so so so much

"where's seb"

*cuts to seb being held hostage hoping that they'd notice he's missing and go look for him*

"don't ask"

"oh ok"

"100% real faux fur" as you should queen

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Kourtney is singlehandedly saving the entire show.

Seb making finger guns make me happier than it should

why is this kinda making me want to have a co-ed sleepover with my non-existent theatre friends

YES YOU DO NEED TO TALK/SING TO SEB CARLOS THANK YOU FOR KNOWING THAT

wait what-

you haven't talked to him all WEEK-

Carlos are you stupid /hj

Benjamin is so adorable I can't

he turned around to come back for her instead of going home. you're "what do you want Jenn🙄X act isn't fooling anyone Benjamin 🙃

10101

1+4+16= 21st?

they placed 21st?

or do I just not remember how to convert to base ten

GIRL DON'T BE RUDE TO HIM, HE'S GONNA SAVE YALL

no ms Jenn, the kids are not eccentric 35 year olds.

aww sebby

is he thinking that Carlos is only with him cuz he's the only other openly gay guy at school-

son you are a perfect little bean don't put yourself down

yes they all ship portwell as they should.

they'll be throwing risotto at the wedding.

not the chocolates. stop there are no chocolates. please stop I'm dying.

Gina you don't have to explain yourself to her

it was a misunderstanding and it's in the past

why is Ashlyn still laughing-

exactly it wasn't a big deal please just move on Nini

Kourtney really be out here saving everything

WHY IS ASHLYN STILL LAUGHING

why do I feel like when Gina finally told Ash about it, she didn't think it was that funny but wanted to feel included in the inside joke so now she brings it up randomly to show that she's in on it....I totally don't do that...

"idk, the farmer type" oh son...

Ashlyn and big red are just spilling the secrets back and forth huh?

OOO EJ AND GINA SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-

cmon guys don't look at me like that-

"she is the best" and "we're buddies" don't sound right together

"pretty boy" "sweet boy" best ways to describe EJ

I love him.

and aw he's scared of rejection so he'll hold back just to keep her happy and not awkward how sweet

is Ricky wondering if letting her go(literally his song from last episode) was the best thing he did for Nini because he doesn't feel like it now? hmmm this is getting good

why is everyone so invested in Kourtney and Howie's relationship

PACK UP THE LAZY RICKY THING

oh yes Benji, that's exactly what she's doing

she couldn't follow her dream or whatever so now she's using the kids to gain some of the success she craves. why else would she have that massive hsm poster with her name on it in huge letters in her office.

just casually grab his hand with both your hands and stare at him creepily 🥰

ship jennzzara y'all

the first bump was a missed opportunity to do the baymax "falalala" as a reference to the fact that they watched big hero six while committing arson✋

wait so big red and EJ just left Ricky in the basement and now Ricky invited Carlos when they're supposed to be at the stage?

help no Ricky looks like he's about to tell Carlos he likes him (I know it's about writing the song for seb but still, look at his body language and tell me it doesn't look like that)

Ricky is so mature about this, he really just wants Nini to be happy even though he's hurting-

baby you deserve love, maybe Nini isn't the one for you but don't say you don't deserve it

why does he keep adding bro to the end like he doesn't know how to address Carlos

PLEASE CARLOS HAVING TO ADDRESS THE BRO THING

"let's write a song when we have like 45 minutes to get to the place and help our friends possibly win $50000 at the show in 2 weeks"

"can you hit a high C?"

"that's like the bottom of my range"

why am I laughing

this is so cool to see friendship interactions that we don't normally get to see

Nini why are you being like this-

Gina did nothing wrong??

I saw that, EJ and Gina being the only ones going in the same direction👀

right so obviously Kourtney's waiting until after the menkies to get back with Howie just in case he really is just using her as a way in to east high... obviously... right?

CARLOS

OK ITS COMING GET READY YALL

Why is portwell so awkward all of a sudden

OMG EJ

OMG GINA SAY YES or not, do what you want.

the way she doubts that EJ would genuinely ask so she has to make sure it's not Ashlyn behind it

OH

THE "NOT THAT I KNOW OF"

LIKE WHAT GINA SAID TO JACK ABOUT EJ BEING HER BOYFRIEND

GUYS THEY'RE SOULMATES

I want risotto now please

THEY'RE SO SWEET AND ADORABLY AWKWARD ITS LIKEEK LITTLE KIDS

OOOOOOO what is this place that seblos is in, looks fancy....and secluded

oh wait no Ricky's just standing there

wait is it the bomb shelter

it looks so good what

HSKAGSJAGAJAGWISGSKAUASBWKSVAIWBAISBQKSHIQBWOABWOABDOQBZIQBAIAQBSIWBQISVQKSIANSGOQBSAISBKASBKWBAIABQOSBBSJAHAJAVAJSBAJHSKAHSJAHAJAJAAJAHHHHHHHH

@youranxiousnerd ARE YOU OK?

CUZ IM NOT OK

LOOK AT SEBBY'S FACE

LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE IT IS

THE LYRICS ARE KILLING ME

SEBLOS IS KILLING ME

I AM DEAD

PLEASE SEND HELP

I like to imagine that Frankie and Joe practiced this in their apartment and just had a blast with it.

or maybe that Frankie practiced in secret like what Joe did for the climb

OH THE SUITS

THATS WHERE THAT CLIP IN THE PROMO WAS FROM

AWWW SEBBY'S SO CUTE

HE'S A LITTLE MARSHMALLOW

they're still so awkward with the dance I cant

let's appreciate Frankie's voice though

this episode really was made just for the seblos and portwell stans and you gotta love it

BIG RED GET OUT

WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DO THIS

Seb's little "yeah" IS ADORABLE

you can't tell me that wouldn't have been the best time for them to say I love you....IF FREAKIN BIG RED WASN'T THERE

ok but wait Ricky needs more hugs like that, look at his face

the boy needs love

"bro" please don't let Ricky and Carlos go back to not talking because their friendship is amazing

EJ laughing at Ricky sounding like a cat coughing up a furball is so funny to me

RICKY'S FLOP GETS ME EVERYTIME

I knew it was too good to be true

ok so Ricky's dead, next in line please

this episode was so short but I love it so much. this is what I signed up for for season 2✋

[nct-lian]

relationships outside of sm

JENNIE + LIAN: JENLI

so iconic omg like how they do it, i have no idea

they hang out all the time and lian is literally ALWAYS on jennie’s instagram

the two of them once had an instagram story conversation over pigtails

like,, jennie posted a picture of lian’s pigtails for that one bicycle performance on her story and captioned it “pigtail baby” and then lian reposted it on her own story with a picture of jennie’s pigtails, captioning it “pigtail eomma”

speaking of eomma, jennie is genuinely her mother

jennie takes her shopping all the time

and in return, lian buys her food

the interactions these two used to have at award shows were SO CUTE

everyone remembers when jennie pretty much yelled out lian’s name and she just came running over to the members of blackpink after taeyong let her leave :(

i’m crying just thinking about it help

jennie also posted a full on instagram post for lian on her birthday and had such a sweet caption with it

it was something like “my daughter is finally 21 today! i hope she has an amazing day and i can’t wait to see her later tonight to give her a gift :) haneullie, lots of love from jennie eomma”

SPEAKING OF THE GIFT,, jennie bought her a whole ass $9000 necklace from chanel because she knew that lian was looking for more

IM IN TEARS AND SO ARE YOU ADMIT IT RN

jenli kpop bestest duo

dispatch once thought jennie was on a date with a girl but it turned out to just be her walking lian home after going shopping with her so they never posted anything about it

they were embarrassed they got something wrong so i get it

omfg when news came out that lian and jinwoo broke up mama jennie was threatening to punch the shit out of him

KEVIN + LIAN: LIMOON

what i’ve been waiting to write for so long okay here we go

so mf chaotic like there are compilations made of these two that scream “go crazy go stupid”

their time as guest mc’s for inkigayo was probably some of the best kpop content we’d gotten in a long ass time

KEVIN IS CAUTIOUS WHEN LETTING HER MEET HIS MEMBERS

cause she’s such a good friend to him and wtf why would he wanna share

“mine mine mine mine” constant dory vibes 24/7

lian thrives off of calling him by his korean name because she knows it annoys him

he’s constantly teasing her for having bagged milk in toronto so he deserves it

the one time lian and jacob talked to each other they seemed to be getting along too much for kevin’s liking so he really went:

“okay lian isn’t it time for you to go” because he WAS GETTING JEALOUSJCLSJX

their styles are pretty much complete opposites and everytime they take pictures together kevin never forgets to mention how off it all looks

“tf is that why are your clothes so boring”

“okay sNaKe pAnTs” because of that one eric moment on kpop daebak show where he said kevin had pants with snakes on them

ALSO BTW LIANS CLOTHES ARENT FUCKING BORING SHES JUST FANCY LIKE THAT

i’m getting heated let me calm down.

they normally speak in english to each other but since lian seems to be stuttering over her words when she isn’t speaking korean, he mixes in a few korean phrases every now and then to help her out

kevin is arguably the most hype every single time lian performs, like he really thinks there isn’t anything better

LIAN MAKES SURE TO UPDATE HER INSTAGRAM STORY WHENEVER TBZ HAVE A COMEBACK SO NCTZENS GO SUPPORT THEM

LIA + LIAN: LILIA

more lian x the canadian line WOOHOO

lia spent her trainee days really looking up to lian and she’s even mentioned before that she’d love for itzy to get the chance to collab with her for a song

she really has her fingers crossed for that btw

they actually met during an award show when ryujin, chaeryeong and yuna all had to leave because it was past curfew

lian decided to sit next to them and during all the intermissions between performances she, lia and yeji conversed to pass time

they ended up growing a friendship together but lian has a stronger bond with lia

she loves all the girls either way but yk

lia and lian love going to cafes together and taking adorable pictures :(

like whenever lia posts on itzy’s instagram midzeys don’t exactly know whether or not lian would be on it too :0

like lian normally posts all the scenery pictures she gets to keep her instagram pleasing whereas lia posts the pictures the two of them take together

my heart </3

lian treats lia like a whole daughter because it isn’t often she finds girls that are younger than her

*screams in the fact that majority of sm’s female artists are all from 2015 and under*

like when i say lian SPOILS her i’m not joking

she will randomly call lia up like:

“hey i’m gonna get you out of that dungeon, come get some chicken with me”

and then they’ll just hang out together

but only if lian is out of the dungeon herself because wbk she ain’t treated very well </3

EUNWOO + LIAN: WOOLI

their chemistry is fucking insane holy shit

like their acting for past to present was seriously so praised, netizens found it hard to believe it was all just for the show

dating rumours follow these two everywhere,, like everywhere

it’s one of the most popular ships inside ncity when it comes to lian and other idols

i kid you not one tweet said “chanhyeok treated jihye so well in past to present, i’m only wondering how well eunwoo would treat lian 👀”

LIKE STOP PUTTING IDEAS INTO PEOPLES HEADS YOURE KILING ME HERE ISTG

but yeah they do look really good together

and they’re an amazing pair for acting

when eunwoo started working with inyeop for true beauty, he said:

“hyung’s dating my girlfriend” because of the fact that both of them have acted with lian and BOTH of them dated her in the dramas

what a coincidence though

we all cried when we saw chanhyeok and jihye kiss for the first time DONT LIE

EUNWOO FOLLOWS HER ON INSTAGRAM

and they wished each other happy birthday on their instagram stories

there’s actually people who like to think that they dated while filming for past to present andddd they radiate big delulu vibes

like you know liskook shippers? wooli shipped are kinda the same, but not as intense (thank god)

BUT CAN WE BLAME THEM LIKE THEIR CHEMISTRY? THE WAY THEY TALKED TO EACH OTHER? PLEASE

they took a lot of cute pictures together behind the scenes (ノ﹏��)

MOMO + LIAN: LIMO

DANCER DUO DANCER DUO

this ship isn’t actually as popular as we would like it to be, but nonetheless people love limo

a lot of interactions during award shows !!

like for example momo’s fancams always captured her dancing perfectly to lian’s choreo

and lian smiling in momo’s direction

i love them

when lian found out about heechul and momo’s relationship, she asked momo if she was her mom now because of how much of a father figure she considers heechul to be JDFJK

“i mean sure”

they’ve actually done a vlive together before (ᗒᗨᗕ)

it was when lian visited her at the twice dorms and they ended up getting bored so they decided to do a vlive in the living room

THEY PLAYED DARE OR DARE AND LIAN HAD TO DO THE TEARS CHALLENGE (so chan whee) ON MOMOS KARAOKE MACHINE

her throat was dry for the rest of the night

after seeing momo’s hair for the i can’t stop me era, lian actually wanted to cut it like that

but she decided against it because she loves her long hair too much

the two of them met on hit the stage where they competed against each other in a freestyle dance battle

after that they just started casually talking over the phone and became great friends

with the way momo talks about lian, you’d think they’re dating-

“oh, lian- she’s so pretty! i love her a lot!”

and the same goes for lian, she loves talking about momo’s dancing skills

JACKSON + LIAN: JACKLIAN

her dad :/

adopted her with amber liu like a year ago so now she’s just his daughter

supports each other like crazy not even joking

jackson promotes her on instagram and twitter 24/7

THEY HAVE SO MANY INTERACTIONS THANK GOD

lian was once given a ridiculously short dress while attending an award show and jackson gave her his jacket to wear over her legs because she wasn’t provided a blanket :(

(keep in mind, she went there without the members!)

lian added all his music to her playlist :)

once got drunk together and spent like three hours doing karaoke but it’s okay cause it was fun

speaking of getting drunk, jackson’s the cool dad that lets her do whatever she wants

he has his protective moments where he’s like “ma’am where are you going on that short of a dress” but he’s also like “hey wanna go get chicken and soju”

they both appeared on a radio show together as guests and they ruined the whole broadcast because they were too loud

like they kept getting out of their seats to go wave at all the fans outside the window and they were just fighting back and forth about whether or not lian’s extensions look real

according to jackson, they’re “NOT AUTHENTIC ENOUGH- LOVE YOUR HAIR FOR WHAT IT IS, LIANNA HANEUL BAE.” lian’s hair lives matter :/

PLSSS WHEN HYOSEOP AND LIAN STARTED DATING- no

jackson was so proud that his good friend was smooching his other good friend but the protective dad instincts really kicked in

“break her heart and you die no cap”

was surprisingly chill when they broke up though, he was just glad lian didn’t cry

SUNMI + LIAN: SUNLI

SUNMI IS HER MOM OHMYGOD

so many interactions

honestly took lian under wing once she debuted as a soloist

female kpop soloists gotta have each other’s backs in this industry man :(

sunmi calls lian her princess SOBS

lian always hugs sunmi at award shows, like if they’re sitting close together

or if they’re standing next to each other on stage

you bet your ass lian is gripping onto sunmi for dear life

did a photoshoot together for marie claire korea

they’re so hot bro

BUT THEY FIRST MET ON WEEKLY IDOL NOT LONG AFTER LIAN DEBUTED AS A SOLOIST

they were kinda awkward ngl uh

but by the end of it they were besties :DD

and they’ve been besties ever since

lian is the ceo of doing dance covers for sunmi’s songs

cmon lian we’re waiting for tail 👀

sunmi has actually met lian’s grandma </3

like her and lian were hanging out at the dorms while the boys were out on a schedule and her grandma just randomly showed up with homemade food so that was definitely a win

BANG CHAN + LIAN: LICHAN

they’ve been friends for a LOOONGGG time

and chain’s known her since dating back to like, smrookies era when lian was still a red velvet member

like at that time she had no idea he existed, but he was keeping up with her daily :(

chan plays her music on vlives all the time and he always knows the dance moves

like he just dances along in his chair and mumbles the lyrics

we love to see it

a lot of fans ship them together

SURPRISE SURPRSIE AH

only because chan gives off big pining energy

lian only looks at him like “:D” whereas he looks at her like “♡•♡”

kinda sad but

lian promotes him on live so often HVKSVU

“my friend chan is coming back with his group soon, you should check it out! :)”

and the way she just says “my friend chan” LIKE ITS SO OBVIOUSLY A FRIENDZONE BUT HE THINKS ITS ADORABLE

he once got a comment on a vlive to react to lian moments, obviously complying because who wouldn’t

there was this one clip of her saying “my friend chan from stay kids!” and whoever edited the compilation added in squishy noises right after while zooming in on her face

AND CHAN BLUSHED SO HARD NOO

“oh- hahaha, uhh, she’s so cute aw hahahah”

ASHLEY + LIAN: ASHLI

oh god not another lian x mom ship

ASHLEY LOVES LIAN WOAH

like she’s submitted lian’s resume to bm so many times so they could be part of the big tiddie committee together

ashley is constantly, and i mean constantly, reposting all of lian’s posts on her story with captions like “LOOK AT HER GO”

and lian has even discovered all the cool instagram filters because of ashley, and now we get the quality content from her that WE DESERVEEEEE

back when lian’s album came out, all ashley’s story really was was just screenshots of her streaming all the songs and calling them bops

when they first met in person after texting back in forth, ashley spammed her instagram story with pictures of lian that she took without her looking

these two radiate a lot of “YES GIRL WORKKK ITTT TURN THIS WAY OKAYYY POSE POSE POSE” energy

lian’s been featured in one of ashley’s youtube videos and it was when they met for the first time :)

they exchange a lot of gifts through the mail

like lian once found a mug when shopping with doyoung and she thought that it would fit ashley’s taste so she sent it to her apartment

and ever since then they just send random little gifts to each other’s houses

it’s so cute

MATCHING BUCKET HATS THEY HAVE MATCHING BUCKET HATS !!!!!!

ashley talks about lian all the time

she always says that for someone so young, she’s accomplished a lot and she’s really proud of her

they wanna do tiktoks with each other but they never have the time </3

lian spam comments on ashley’s instagram like “WOAH” “OKAYYYY” “YESYESYES”

[aquariusshadow]

Live!Blogging Legacies s3x11

Helloooooooo friends, how’s our methan legacies deprivation going? Two weeks....two weeks...but it's time for another Legacies Live!Blog! Ngl I did miss doing these ahaha

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well then we got some old timey shit going on here, im into it

is this clarke

this better be clarke

i better be remembering properly

that looks like an ascendant

HAH I WAS RIGHT IM NOT AN IDIOT

hi clarke

yep ascendant...artifact...whatever

damn, 4hrs of sleep (maybe) and im doin good with the brain thing

awww look at hope reassuring cleo

this is sweet

"just be natural" stares intensely

Jed no

do not introduce time travel in this

kaleb to cleo: a special someone

me: .....hope? (excuse my cleope heart)

landon would be a great history major

Kai parker???

did hope just say kai

i really like how theyre writing handon

METHAN

BBIES

I MISSED YOU

"i was worried our days of superhero teamwork would be over"

gdi lizzie

platonic!mizzie only plz

ethan come back

really thats all we're gonna see of josie/hope/landon interaction one look

wade!!!! hiiiiiiii where tf have you been

i can see josie larping actually

"im not here to bust up your bromance" ahaha

im really impressed finch stayed by herself with this werewolf secret for so long

ok lizzie calm down

like a majority of werewolf first-tunes are almost always accidental

OH MY GOD LANDON

HIS NECROMANCER MIMICKRY IS ON POINT

i love him ahahahaha

this is amazing

i love him

look at how he's making her laugh

this is so fucking cute

this is what i wanted with handon oh my gooooood

rip necromancer i guess

one of the few reasons why i enjoyed his character was he played gideon in season 3 of reign

any reign fans reading this hmu (seriously hmu lmao)

oh god wtf is that

ew dont eat the

ok

fine

be disgusting idc

oooooooo is this how dark!josie comes back

yep

ok thats clever

josies confronting her inner demons head on

i like this

"head-dive" it has a name now

jesus finch

you really dont know the whole story

oooo kaylee heightened dark!josies voice a little bit

i like that

im getting some katherine pierce vibes??? at least with her mannerisms

maaaaaaan i like how theyre showing us finch's backstory

"we"

sigh im really not surprised she yeeted him back into reality

but at least he can help heal her???

landon and josie interaction to save hope??? yes plz

oh god this isnt gonna go well with ethan going alone is it

lizzie

good lord

idk this is a bit much for her

i get shes trying to look out for josie

but yikes

"special candies"

awwwwww poor finch

this poor girl

my headcanon is that josies gonna become a badass DnD player after this episode

awww kaleb's attempt at flirting is pretty adorable

aka be yourself kaleb thats all

i really am getting katherine v elena vibes with josie and dark!josie (i really hope thats not an insult to katherine lmao)

wade you sweet simple fool you tried

so josie ended up taking her magic back to save hope...imma just leave it at that

cmon wade

be the fairy guardian you were meant to

oh ok

yeaaaaaaaa landon save your girl!!!

awwwwwwww

finally saw landon saving hope

such handon progression im so happy

awwww kaleb wanted to protect cleo

thats really sweet

idk why im not as into these two as a couple compared to some of the other ships BUT i am liking them more as the episodes go by!

handon communication! handon communication!

hope's starting to trust him yaaaaaay

hope's playing dnd

yessssssss

never thought i'd say this but handon is starting to reach couple goals for me

hey mg...ethan kinda...went off by himself...

so, lizzie supports the methaness going on

thats all im taking away from this scene

this is what i mean when i say i like platonic!mizzie

mg is so sweeeeeeeeeet i love him

WHO TF HURT ETHAN

WHO DO I GOTTA HURT BACK

hosie convo! i repeat hosie convo! finally

man i really want josie to go play dnd

no........nooooooooo dont tell me landon isnt landon

see heres my thing

if the landon we've been seeing this entire time wasnt landon

then all that handon development we finally got

asjdfahlsdfjaskldfasdkf

that being said i do find this incredibly interesting

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I swear these episodes are just higher in quality! So, if Landon isn’t Landon, then what does that mean for all the positive Handon progression the past few episodes since Landon’s been back? Also, Methan how I’ve missed you.

[the-writings-of-kaos]

Humans, the pets. Pt 6

Abduction log: I’m a guard dog, with a 100% kill rate.

———

It had been three standard glalactic solar cycles since the reptilians pirates attacked the Woolly Bison’s ship. And the cargo drones were still reorganizing the cargo hold. But the good news was we were about three galactic standard weeks early because of a new warp station, and this meant we could rest for awhile on the supply station.

Hequ’lutik: Cmon Little Being, in. No, not on top, in. Yes, in. No, no more embraces. Just get in the cage. Please? Thank you

Hequ’lutik was busy trying to get Little Being onto their transport cage, and when Little Being finally understood and had hopped in. Kafr’itik, entered Little Beings chamber.

Kafr’itik: Hequ’lutik, you were supposed to meet me at the air lock thirty minutes ago. Why haven’t you gotten moving?

Hequ’lutik: Don’t blame me! I was just having trouble commanding Little Being, to get in the transport.

Kafr’itik: well they are in it now so let’s go! The room is waiting, and I’m sure that Little Being would love some change of scenery.

Kafr’itik dragged Hequ’lutik through the halls, as the cage driving droid followed closely behind. They stopped in the airlock for the hatch to open, before running out into the busy markets. Passerby’s would often stop dead in their tracks, simply frozen as they observed the adorable Little Being in the cage.

Hequ’lutik: Uhh, Kafr’itik. I think we should drop Little Being at a kenal, so that they don’t have to worry about so many other creatures poking and prodding at him.

Kafr’itik took a moment to observe the growing crowd, be for gesturing I’m agreement.

Kafr’itik: so where should we leave them?

Hequ’lutik: how about the Orgressie kenal, they are the best trainer species ever. I’m sure they’ll be able to teach Little Being some readable commands.

Kafr’itik: sounds good, I’ll just input that into the droid and off it goes

The droid driver sped off down a separate walkway, before vanishing in the crowds. Transporting an adorable package to the new place.

———

“WHAT THE HELL! HEY TIN CAN WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?”

Little bing was met only with silence from the the droid driver, watching as the Woolly Bison faded out amongst the crowds. Not soon afterwards, a big brightly coloured building came into view. With a big sign of zenos, playing with pet like organisms. So he was sent to a kenal, this gonna be a long day.

———

A droid came into the shop, with a cage containing a Woolly Bison couples pet. They had named it Small Twee, which translates to roughly ‘Little Being’ in a cute sense.

Gorgash: Hello there, is this the drop of from Hequ’lutik and Kafr’itik?

Droid cage driver: Afermative, they have been name Little Being. They require a ration meal consisting of one part protein, one part H2O, and half assorted plant matter. Preferably leafy varieties. Is That confirmed?

Gorgash: Yeah Yeah, what threat class is it?

Droid: to opposing life or passive life

Gorgash: Opposing... why’s that?

Droid: Little Being has a special hunting and self defence strategy, it is almost identical to its natural display of endearment. This is not a threat, it is a conveying of information.

Gorgash: just tell me how dangerous they are you platinum plate with sensors!

Droid: 100% danger to opposing life forms

Gorgash: Wait Sorry What?

Droid: 100% danger to opposing life forms, if that confirmed?

Gorgash sputtered for a moment before they regained cognition. This creature named small and cute by galactic standards had a 100% danger to opposing life forms, what was he going to do with it!

Gorgash: c-confirmed, and to passive life?

Droid: a morale boost of 80%

Gorgash: O-ok, you can leave now. Have a good day.

The droid beeped, before gently lowering the cage to the floor. As it it sped off through the entrance, Gorgash slipped out from behind the counter to get a better look at little being. As to its name, it was quite small. And just so, so, SO ADORABLE! Gorgash couldn’t believe his eyes. How in the singularity could something so statistically dangerous, be so adorable.

Gorgash: oh my seven stars, you really live up to your name don’t you. Well ok, cmon out. Let mister Gorgash get a proper look at you.

Little being looked confused, before slowly walking towards Gorgash through the open cage door. They were so, cute to look at. They wore colourful protective fabrics that it seems to have produced, primitive but effective. They had a small floof of golden fur on the top of its head that swayed this way and that, fluttering delicately as little being moved. Then the little being out stretched its upper appendages. It was ask for an embrace, so cute.

Gorgash rushes over to give Little Being an embrace, well after much could have happened he embraced Little Being before remembering what the droid said. Its display of endearment, was identical to its hunting strategy. Gorgash jumped away faster then he thought possible, relieved that it was a show of endearment rather then the hunting strategy this time.

Gorgash: ok little being, I think you are safe enough for me to let you live with the big pets. Alright, follow me.

Gorgash tapped his lower appendage, Little Being seemed to understand imeadiatly and began following closely behind. So it knew precusion commands, I wonder what else.

———

I hate this, I should have snapped the kenaler’s neck when I had the chance. Dammit, now where was he taking me? Little Being followed closely behind Gorgash, before they were let out into a large playing field. With other pet like organisms. So he was deemed safe enough to play with the bigger pets, how insulting.

———

Gorgash watched hesitantly, as he closed the gate behind Little Being as they entered the play area. He watch as the other pet creatures approached Little Being, wait had Little Being been fed recently. Oh dear, what if he had just sentenced all the other pets to death. Gorgash watched with baited breath, until Little Being began playing with the other organisms. Well, played is a bit exaggerated. They didn’t seem to like being in the kenal at all, well then that’s fine. They don’t seem motivated to hurt anyone, and no one wants to hurt the adorable pet that just joined them. Little Being sat at the edge of the play area, laying against the wall and sleeping. Good, let them rest.

———

Abduction log: I’m a space dog. Stuck in the kenal.

———

Authors note

Sorry for how long this took, I was seriously debating a a few directions and got side tracked. I hope this makes up for it. And as always credits to my fellow authors, prompters, and commenters.

[outplacedwriter]

RWBY Raction V5 (part. 3) TRULY MAGNIFICENT, best season yet by far!

Finally Raven's talk with her daughter! Oh, some backstory there. This is getting even better.

Team Ruby almost all together!!! Awww Ruby's face when she saw Yang 💔💔💔

They all catching up with all we have seen last season is so niiice!! Hahahh they doing a fight arm, omg

Missed my Grumpy Elsa so much!!!!

"Did she... Win?" Hahha

These kiddos eat so much!! Good for them.

They are all so pure when they are together. How I missed this.

OZPIN MADE THE MAIDENS HOLY FUCK

"RAVEN? QROW? THEY'RE BIRDS! CRACKED IT" Nora is a blessing.

Weiss and Ruby are really suspicious about Yang's behavior towards Blake and they are right. Angry lesbian is angry. Her hands shaking 💔 this is so gonna come back to hunt her in the worst moment.

Ugh, Weiss is so poised and perfect, how can she be this gorgeous all the time?!! Fuck, Elsa.

Omgggg Yang is so in love for her. It's so real!! And Weiss opening up is such a gift. This season is only giving. Bless.

Blake 💔💔💔

OMG ILIA WAS IN LOVE WITH BLAKE. EVERYONE IS IN LOVE WITH BLAKE. SHE'S THAT GOOD!

I really wish for the bandits to join Rwby and Ozpin and Faunus against Salem in the end.

Good to know Raven is not playing dumb.

Aww Ilia 💔💔

Yes yes yes!!! The Belladonnas are all alive! But their house...

Will Blake finally make her speech??!!!

So fucking proud of her it hurts

Yaaay, Ilia!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Nooo, Weiss!!

Yeah Ruby!! Your secret power!!

WEISS!!!! FUCK!!! NOOOOO!!! This season is working really hard to hurt my Elsa. Holy fuck! Somebody soothe my baby please.

Cmon Yang, cmon!!

AAAAAAAA JAUNE'S SEMBLANCE IS HEALING OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

Ruby used the Ranger name 😍😍😍

What happened here?!! OMG Cinder you are such a bitch!!

PUTA QUE PARIU IRMÃO! HOLY MOTHERFUCKER!!!! IT'S RAVEN. IT IS FUCKING RAVEN. CINDER U ARE SO DEAD, U FICKING KILLED HER BELOVED SHIT SHIT SHIT. HOOOLY, YANG IT'S YOUR MOTHER, WTFFFFF

MY BAD, HE'S AN ENHANCER! SHIIIIT

It's cute he's healing his old crush.

Blake has arrived FUCKERS! YES!!!!!!

Ugh, Weiss is so beautiful conjuring these monsters

Kiss, Kiss, Kiss BLAKE GO KISS YOUR WIFE!!!!!!

HOLY, Yang will fight her mom or with her mom? Second, was the Spring Maiden Ruby's mom? Her name WAS SUMMER. It's going to feel amazing if Summer was so close to Raven. I would've shipped hard.

Cinder and Raven's fight is really cool

Is Cinder gone? O.o

Oh no, Yang will find her mother alone...

It leads to a desert...? Hmmm very magical. Aaaand baby Dragon is here.

Love Blake not giving him what Adam wants.

Blake has joined the chat baby

Rwby team is back at it *twerks aggressively*

Shit Yang, that's a powerful speech. Raven left her baby. Knowing how badly things would become for her. This is so sad! I hope she will come around eventually... I mean, gosh, it's her daughter.

Please tell me Emerald will join the good guys now.

Ugh, Blake and Yang are so gay.

Shiiit, Salem????? Fuuuuck. Wow... Nice Emerald.

I need Blake and Yang to speak to each other.

Yang covering for her mom hurts and warms my heart at the same time.

The music.... 😭😭😭😭

[paigeyintheclouds-archive]

All right, so for the basic ass self-ship ask game: 😍, 🐶, 🏠, 🖋, 💋, 🌌, 💐, and 💔 for Hero. Sorry if this is too much; you can do whichever ones you wanna do lol /lh /gen /nm /nf

Also, a few unrelated things to other posts lol:

I say add your triggers to your Carrd or somewhere! It's important, and your triggers are valid. If someone tries to be an asshole about 'em though, me and da homies will take care of 'em /srs /lh But hey, no pressure /gen /nm /nf (not /neg)

As for the arachnophobia post, that's totally valid (a bit ironic, yes, but valid) and understandable! It also just shows how phobias and the severity of them can work (I learned more about phobias in a psychology class). I have bad apiphobia (the fear of bees/wasps/etc.), and while IRL bees/wasps/etc. are the fucking worse, I think Minecraft bees are super cute and I even happy stim whenever I spawn them in a creative world of mine. Basically, fictional bees, pictures of them (IRL or fictional/cartoon), and anything along the lines of such are a-okay. Cute even! But IRL bees in the flesh? GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME--

About the phobias: YOU ARE SO VALID BECAUSE IM KIND OF SIMILAR?? LIKE- I LOVE THE SPIDERS IN THR SPIDER DANCE FAN ANIMATION BECAUSE THEY’RE SUPER CUTE- /gen /pos

About the carrd: I might add the triggers eventually! I only say that because some mutuals I have (as well as random blogs that come by that have content of my triggers hh) have accidentally shown/unknowingly exposed me to my triggers and i should probably make them known /nm

And oooh alright I’ll go ahead with the ask game!!

😍: Name your three favorite things about your f/o

Pepper loves...

How easy Hero is to fluster!!

How caring Hero is to people’s needs (though does encourage him to take care of himself too!)!!

Hero’s cooking!! And willingness to learn new stuff!!

🐶: If you and your f/o were to get a pet, what would it be?

I think they would get either a dog (a German Shepard to be exact), or maybe a sugar glider!

🏠: What’s you and your f/os dream home?

It would be a small cottage!! Not too surrounded by woods but definitely nowhere near the city either

🖋: Who writes the other sappy poetry/cheesy love songs?

Hear me out- Hero would and he would never tell anybody-

He would probably do it only on occasion whenever he doesn’t already die from blushing so much, or whenever Pepper has to go away for a while-

💋: Where are your favorite places to kiss your f/o / where are their favorite places to kiss you?

Hero’s favorite place to kiss: He likes giving forehead kisses!! It just feels really wholesome and it doesn’t make him totally flustered

Hero’s favorite place to be kissed: His forehead! Mans just can’t get enough of it!

Pepper’s favorite place to kiss: Either the cheek or the hand!! The cheek for whenever they feel wholesome and giddy and the hand for when they feel royal and overly romantic

Pepper’s favorite place to be kissed: Their forehead!! Forehead kisses are the best no question /lh /pos

🌌: What was your first date like?

Hero and Pepper’s date was definitely very wholesome and light hearted I think! Call me basic but they had a cafe date because I mean, it’s Hero cmon <33 /pos

💐: How did you two meet?

I feel like Pepper and Hero met when they were in elementary school! They probably had a class together at some point of their elementary school lives and their friendship and then relationship blossomed from there!

💔: Is it hard being away from each other?

Them two definitely don’t like to be far apart from each other, especially Hero. I can’t explain it but he would definitely be like a sad puppy waiting for their favorite person to come back- /lh

[sunriseindigo]

you can answer this in multiple parts or one post but! 002 - otohiko, tsuhara, and makitai?

OH BOY HERE WE GO—

otohiko

When I started shipping them:

not that long ago actually?? i used to be really really obsessed with yamahiko (still am lol) but i think a month ago is when i started to ship them!!

My thoughts:

omg look at these gays omg look at them go!!! i love both of them very much and the dynamic these too have is just,,, so wonderful!!! the fact that this ship isn’t really that popular just. astonishes me

What makes me happy about them:

the height difference. haruhiko has picked up teruya in the past and run off with the him blushing furiously. in a non-despair au where the two grow up teruya finally gets tall enough to do that to haruhiko. think about it.

What makes me sad about them:

that one moment in sdra2 where teruya started crying when he saw the statues of haruhiko and satsuki,,,, just,,,, waaaaaaaaaaa

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

the fact that there’s no fanfics about this ship

Things I look for in fanfic:

them. plz someone make a fanfic for them plz i beg u--

My wishlist:

again, just content for them!! this ship is underrated and desperately deserves content and if i have to be the one to supply it then so be it,,,,

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

with haruhiko it’d be yamato cuz i think they’re also really cute together and have the same hyper vibes as this one!!! as for teruya i think he and kinji can be pretty cute,,, 👉👈

My happily ever after for them:

turns out that everyone is okay and the killing game doesn’t happen!!! haruhiko proposes to teruya after a 3 year relationship and are now happily married with a son and like,, 3 birds

tsuhara

When I started shipping them:

hmmm probably when i first joined the dra fandom!! i saw these two and my mind went “hey they should kiss” and now we’re here!!

My thoughts:

aka tsurugi starts crying after kinji hugs him because he’s touch starved and hasn’t received physical affection in years. both of them deserve to feel happy and i just want tsurugi to get therapy with the help of kinji!!

What makes me happy about them:

a few people ship this actually??? and they’ve made content about it??? and that’s so poggers??????

What makes me sad about them:

the fact that a few popular people who make content for this ship are people that i have bad memories associated with them and that these people have actually impacted my mental health in a very negative way....

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

i remember reading a fic of them once??? i forgot the name but it was really sad and angsty and i almost cried

Things I look for in fanfic:

i!! want fluff of them!!!! plz i just want them to be happy.....

My wishlist:

an epic little comic around these two,,, it doesn’t have to be made by linuj i just want a comic of these two...

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

umm well yamarugi and otohara (that’s what i’m calling it lol) are cool!!! i’m not that against people who don’t ship this so yeah

My happily ever after for them:

kinji lives and encourages tsurugi to get therapy and just supports him in general!!

makitai

When I started shipping them:

again not too long ago actually!! i used to ship makitomo pretty heavily but then uh. something happened. and around a month ago i saw these two and started shipping them

My thoughts:

plzzzz let them kiss,,, i swear these two have been on my mind for almost two weeks and i’m just this () close to writing a full short fic story of these two!!!

What makes me happy about them:

well all of the content that i’ve seen about this ship is relatively positive!! i’ve seen a bit of angst for them but overall it’s just fluff and cute domestic scenes and just aughggggg.... my heart <3

What makes me sad about them:

they fact that they’re dead. wtf

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

like i’ve said with otohiko, the fact that there isn’t a lot of content/fics about them in general. cmon guys!!!

Things I look for in fanfic:

just them. them. akane taira and kiyoka maki kissing.

My wishlist:

idk,,, a popular artist to make content about them!!! (no i’m not popular i only have 18 followers lol)

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

rei and akane are pretty pog with each other!! cute girls... kuromaki (kiyoka/mikako) also is pretty cute!!!

My happily ever after for them:

they kiss and own a bakery together once they marry!!!!

setsuruko

When I started shipping them:

i’d say,, around january?? that’s around a month after i joined sdra2. i wasn’t that crazy about them then but after seeing some. questionable content about soruko i decided to ship this and yeah!!

My thoughts:

comfort ship go brrrrr!!!! these two are so fucking cute holy shit i love them!!! their dynamic is spectacular and u guys seriously need to get on board with this because GOD I LOVE THEM!!!!

What makes me happy about them:

just thinking about these two makes me feel happy,,,, i just want good things for them.....

What makes me sad about them:

the fact that setsuka’s dead,,,,,,

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

there’s like. only two people that make content for setsuruko. i just... that’s sad.....

Things I look for in fanfic:

them!!!! i want to read fics about them cuddling or setsuka making yoruko flustered.... i just want them happy and with content u see with setsubiki and soruko!!!

My wishlist:

again, popular artist makes them kiss. that is all i crave from dis cruel world....

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

yorubiki is cool as hell!! also as underrated as setsuruko and i want to see these two ships flourish...

My happily ever after for them:

everyone lives and setsuka and yoruko confess their love for each other!!! they live together and constantly flirt all the time

reikako

When I started shipping them:

again when i got into the fandom!!! there was a fair amount of content for them when i joined and for a moment i thought they were like actually dating in canon lol (linuj is homophobic of course he doesn’t say that /j)

My thoughts:

mikako gently kisses her professor gf on the cheek,,, these two are so precious for each other and i love it when people make content about them even if it’s plationic!!! again mikako encourages rei to get therapy cuz she also desperately needs like jesus,,,

What makes me happy about them:

i’ve seen a couple of sketches linuj drew of them and every time i see i freakout and think about it for two weeks!!! they also have a great dynamic and just seeing the people making content of this ship and it’s not nasty is great!!! keep it up u guys!!

What makes me sad about them:

m. mikako. she. is dead. (also some people that make reikako content have given me panic attacks so oops!!!)

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

again there’s like no fics of these guys. what the hell!!!!

Things I look for in fanfic:

for it to be written and for it to not be just angst

My wishlist:

i just want people to make content of my ships plz

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

welll reikane and satsurei are very good underrated ships!!! kuromaki and inokawa (mikako/kanata) are also pogchamp

My happily ever after for them:

again the killing game didn’t happen and rei and mikako are living their best lives together!!

[e1ana]

Character asks-- gimme Hotoshi Shinsou, if you haven't already, and Hanta Sero if you have please!

omg these two are the absoLUTE homies. you asked at the wrong time though, because i am smacked as all hell and my eyes are about as wide as a piece of paper. ill try my best to form coherent thought lol.

for shinsou:

favorite thing about him: this is really fuckin hard because he’s honestly one of my favorite characters. if i HAVEEEEEEEE to pick than probably just his general spirit. he obviously has a can do attitude, with the way he thinks he can become a hero, but he isn’t so like in everyone’s face about it. just because he’s a positive(ish) person, he’s not an extrovert or anything remotely close to it. he’s allowed to be a chill dude. i just love his vibe.

least favorite thing about him: i don’t like his attitude towards other people. i’m not saying it isn’t justified because of the tiny glimpse we got of his being bullied. i’m also kind of an ass so i can’t talk. i just wish he wasn’t such a cold person. i think spending more time with new friends will help him thaw out his dead heart though.

favorite line: "Maybe I failed this time, but... I'm not giving up. I'll show them I've got what it takes to make the hero course, and I'll become a greater hero than all of you." (basic, i know.)

brOTP: i love him and midoriya. i just think its another great example of a friendship between two people of contrasting personalities. i also wanna see more interaction between him and ojiro and the bakusquad in general. i think their dynamics together are pretty funny.

OTP: OH BOY DO I LOVE SHINKAMI. now don’t get me wrong. i am a massive multishipper. i love me some good old monoshin, and i like kaminari with other pp as well. but fuck, there’s just something about shinkami that hits so DIFFERENT. i don’t know, i just love them a lot.

nOTP: i don’t really have a lot of nOTPs. obviously i hate the illegal shit (shinsou x aizawa?? what the fuck???), but there’s not that many shinsou ships to begin with. i guess just anyone i can’t really see him with - maybe todoroki.

random hc: this boy definitely has sleeping problems. coming from a bitch who literally has Birkin x Tanaka level eye bags, i can say those puppies are not for show.

unpopular opinion: this isn’t that unpopular, but i think he’s probably going to be in 1b, not 1a. while i would lOVE to see him more frequently, he is still high key irrelevant to the plot. his moment (or his first moment at least) is getting into the hero course period. maybe he’ll be more involved later, and i hope so, but i really just dont think he’s gonna be with the hell class :(

song i associate with them: i have an entire playlist for him. for real. so this song question... not easy. if i have to pick one, maybe Loser by McCafferty (but here’s the whole playlist, if you want to listen to some punk-ish bangers.)

favorite picture of them: i don’t have assess to the full, glorious library that is the manga because i’m on my computer, but this one is pretty great. he just looks so... lost. like by is he staring so intently at the scarf? did it bite him or something?

okay. i’ll put the homie sero’s under the cut becuase this is getting insanely long.

serooooo omg the mf og. i feel like we would get along so well. i bully him a lot, but he really is one of my favorite characters. anyways. also i am 110% going to write shinsou in here by accident.

favorite thing about him: he’s just... sero. he’s a little shithead. he’s annoying, but he’s also weirdly chill. he literally smiles like :D. he’s dumb. he looks like a fucking TAPE DISPENSER??? i want to give him the worlds biggest hug.

least favorite thing about him: so underrated...holy shit... i have met like two sero stans, and that is not okay with me.

favorite line: “Hey, something amazing happened, listen to this! It’s r-18 ;)” i let out an entrire GUFFAW when this happened. and then he just exposes midoriya for being next to the hot, naked mystery chick.

brOTP: you already know i’m going to say the bakusquad. the way the interact with each other is lit rally a+. i love how close they are and i really hope we get more bakusquad moments.

OTP: I’ve very (very(VEry) recently gotten into both SeroRoki and KamiSero. I also think the would low key look good with someone like kinoko komori, but that’s just for the looks. i think little short mushroom lady with lanky, string bean tape boy is cute.

nOTP: anyone that’s also got that lowkey vibe, or anyone who’s super over the top sweet and girly. i just don’t see him having the patience to either one make negotiations because nobody can decide, or two being able to deal with a crazy affectionate, pet-name calling, daily-date-having, always-on person.

random hc: he smokes weed. period. this is like one of my only hcs that i feel strongly about. i am a stoner, i know by brethren. there is ZERO way that fuckhead does not smoke pot.

unpopular opinion: his quirk is stupid. like cmon, tAPE ELBOWS??? uh honey what the fuck??? he makes good use of them though i guess. i think the quirk is stupid, not his use of it.

song i associate with them: any meme song. tiktok songs too. i also just so haaappennn to have another playlist with him. seriously, i was hyperfocusing on this the other day and made playlists for a shit ton of bnha people. anyways, here. literally anything off that. 

favorite picture of them: look at him. look at his little >_< face. appreciate him.

that does it i guess. fair warning to anyone who sends any of these in the next hot minute: they are all 100% going to be this chaotic because like i said, i a m doped up, smacked, zooted, zoinked, stoned, clapped.... you get it. 

[kendelias]

Mcmurphy for the otp game bc cmon

1. What was their first impression of each other?

murphy was just kind of like “oh this dumb ass has NO idea what he’s doing” and he was right! he was just kind of like. what a fucking novice. and scott was like “aren’t you a little young to be an eternally damned creature of the night and also second in command of the biggest clan of vampires in california?” and yes. yes he is.

2. What is their ship name?

mcmurphy!

3. Describe their relationship dynamic.

battle couple!! soulmates!! scott being an absolute dumb ass and murphy being like “... you absolute fucking moron i love you so much but why” and we all know why. it’s bc scott’s handsome.

4. What was their relationship like before they got together?

... begrudging enemies to allies to friends? kind of. definitely begrudging allies to friends at the very least.

5. How would they describe each other?

scott would describe murphy as a secret softie. an amazing man with a great heart. an absolute angel. the most kind and caring person he’s ever met. (meanwhile everyone else is like.... are we talking about the same guy or--)

murphy would describe scott as the most incredible person he’s ever met, and definitely his hero. he’s absolutely in awe of him and falls in love with him more and more every day. (he would never admit this to literally anyone but scott though!)

6. What do they love about each other?

LITERALLY everything but scott really loves murphy’s caring/attentiveness, and murphy loves scott’s leadership skills!

7. What do they have in common?

HIGHKEY LOYALTY, also definitely romantics at heart, kind of a never-asked-for-this hero’s burden going on

8. What are some differences between them?

murphy is very much an asshole on the outside angel on the inside whereas scott is 100% authentic all the time, murphy is very selective about the people he cares for whereas scott has a general love for all humanity, murphy is a pessimist and scott is an optimist

9. What made them realize they were in love?

murphy honestly has been in a gradual state of love for a long ass time. probably midway through season two. he won’t acknowledge it until they officially get together in season three! meanwhile, scott has literally no idea until murphy kisses him in season three.

10. What are their love languages?

quality time and acts of service, but also a little bit of everything!

11. Do they get married? Who proposes and how?

THEY SURE DO!!! scott proposes when they’re out to dinner with their closest friends!

12. What would happen if they never met?

jokes on you they meet in every timeline okay SO murphy would definitely have become a full-time vampire which. yuck. would have been so fucked up for him. and probably never allowed himself to fall in love.

13.  Who dies first? How does the other one react?

okay so i actually can answer this one because technically scott dies in canon! it’s the worst! murphy is absolutely destroyed. he feels like he lost the one person who ever understood him, the one person who ever knew who he was and didn’t hate him. he honestly just shuts the fuck down and stops functioning, because what is he gonna do now? mason tries to comfort him but it’s like he’s in a trance. he will forever be thankful for melissa for bringing him back.

14. Are there any love rivals?

allison and kira

15. Describe your favorite moment of that ship!

I CAN’T I’LL GO CRAZY i haven’t written it yet BUT their first kiss is FUCKIN INCREDIBLE and super emotionally charged. like murphy lets loose for the first time in his entire life and lets his walls down just for one moment and that moment is that first kiss. it’s incredible.

16. What do other characters think about this relationship?

everybody is pretty much like “fucking finally” because it got to a point where it was incredibly obvious that both of them were pining. stiles questions scott’s choices but is ultimately like “alright fine.” fun fact: kira loves them.

17. Describe or write a really fluffy scene!

when they finally get together after they’ve both sorted out their feelings and finally realized that they want to try this out, it’s very cute. they decide they’re going to take on everything from here on out together.

18. Describe or write a really angsty scene!

at one point (season 5a i think??? idk) everyone begins to have hallucinations of their biggest traumas. murphy has a hallucination of his dad (who was extremely physically abusive) and manages to hold it together until they get back to scott’s when he just absolutely loses it. like noel fisher would be earning his paycheck that episode. scott has to help him through it and it’s hard on both of them but it really hits home.

19. Talk about a headcanon you’ve never talked about before.

i feel like i both overshare and undershare about them so hmmmm... okay so i probably told you specifically a little bit BUT murphy never wanted kids. he was really fucked up after his dad and so he was pretty sure he would be a terrible dad himself. however, ellie gets left on derek’s doorstep, and derek is like “no way im keeping this kid the fuck” and scott is like. let’s just. go meet her. see what’s up. see what’s happening. and murphy is like. fine. and he immediately falls in love with her and that’s how they get their daughter! 🥺

20. What does a typical date look like for them?

they’re picnic people <3<3<3 they like really romantic candlelit dinners and handholding and soft shit like that.

21. What’s a really significant moment in their relationship?

THAT MOMENT WHEN HE GOES FROM CALLING YOU “WOLF BOY” TO YOUR ACTUAL LAST NAME... YEAH

22. Ask your own question: you said “What colors remind them of each other?”

murphy thinks of scott as deep red and white, and for scott murphy is a royal purple and a deep blue!

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