#CHUGGED CHATS

[biggestchuggus]

Hey Chuggus. It's been a while.

You probably don't recognize me now, but...

It's me. Slurpentine. Surely you remember that name...

Look I know it's been ages, and I still don't entirely trust you, but...I have a favor to ask of you. I'm...God this is embarrassing- I'm going on a date with someone soon, and I really don't want anything to go wrong. He deserves a break after everything he's been through, and to have that happen...I'd need someone watching out for us.

I heard how you stood guard for Pinkie, so...who better to ask than you?

I'm not asking you to keep everyone out of the fields or anything. Just to keep anyone, or anything dangerous out. Especially those sideways monsters, they've been popping up everywhere again...

Do you think you could do that for me? Please..?

- @ava-fortnite

CHUGGUS DOES NOT RECALL ANYONE LIKE YOU--!!

?? !!! ??? ?!

SLURPENTINE!

CHUGGUS IS VERY HAPPY TO SEE SLURPENTINE IS OKAY, CHUGGUS WAS TOLD THAT YOU WENT MISSING DURING A MISSION AND THEN THE ISLAND CHANGED SO CHUGGUS WASN'T SURE HE'D EVER SEE YOU AGAIN.

Oh.

Slurpentine must not trust Chuggus because he is shouting! Chuggus almost forgot that Slurpentine likes when he uses his quiet voice. Chuggus will do this.

Mhmmm, Chuggus see!

Chuggus happy to hear Slurpentine is doing fun things on days off and even though Chuggus isn't supposed to do pro bono jobs because Agent Chaos will not be pleased, Chuggus will do this for Slurpentine like he did for Soft Man.

Because Slurpentine is Chuggus' dearest friend.

[biggestchuggus]

*Chuggus didn't even glance once at the hammer, eyes seemingly peering into Don's soul through the cyan lenses. Though he just happens to look like he's doing that. His helmet's maw opens enough to show that he's smiling.*

CHUGGUS HAS BEEN TOLD THAT BEFORE!

*He continues to talk at full volume anyways.*

MEANS THAT BECAUSE WE ARE FRIENDS SO YOU ARE CHUGGUS' DON!

*With a visible tilt of his head something minimal changes in his demeanor and he smacks his palm with his fist, ruddy flakes dusting off of his gloves.*

I SHOWED 'EM WHAT HAPPENS T' BITCHES WHO TALK A BIG GAME.

*And just like that he's back to normal with a laugh and a distracted gait as he drops a heavy hand on Don's shoulder, shaking him.*

CHUGGUS CARES WHEN HIS FRIENDS ARE TALKED BAD ABOUT ESPECIALLY WHEN DON IS WORKING HARD! SO CHUGGUS HELPED. THEY SAID CHUGGUS' DON WAS ACTING LIKE A BASTARD BUT NOT IN NORMAL DON WAY. ACTING WRONG.

CHUGGUS HAS COME TO SEE HIS FRIEND, DON! CHUGGUS HEARD FROM PUNY MEN THAT DON IS ACTING FUNNY SO HE IS HERE TO HELP AFTER SHOWING THEM WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TALK BAD ABOUT CHUGGUS' DON IN FRONT OF HIM! - 🍻

*He glanced around himself now that he's back at the Beachhead and saw his bloodied hammer, his eyes flashed a hint of concern before he looked at his loud friend.* Huh? You're rather loud, man. *He snickered to himself before flipping his hair and looking at Chuggus.* "Chuggus' Don?" Don't get it twisted Chugs I still don't belong to anyone- okaymaybesomeonebut- What exactly did you show them?

And why? You have no reason to be concerned, though what did they say I was acting like?

[kazuaru]

Mateo's streaming room.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Yall think gambit makes card houses. With his cards.

[peachsukii]

Finally put away 6+ months of clothes today, washed my favorite sweaters and bagged up 4 trash bags of donations.

[annieqattheperipheral]

flames head coach ryan huska on teaching:

aaand THIS is why old school asshat babcock, sutter type coaches aren't effective anymore. why mackinnon said these types of coaches are short-term bc you really can't scare ppl into playing well for 82 games over eight months. fuck yes. (see "communication" here)

[todayisafridaynight]

i fuckin love viddy games

Like a Rabbit PC mod

[beatlesforsale]

Am I crazy for looking at buying concert tickets to the Chats (big Australian band!) the DAY I land in the Netherlands after a 24+ hour flight yes or no.

[biggestchuggus]

*Before Raz had become so corrupted, and before Triage had gotten awfully injured, Ava was at peace for once, taking a stroll around the island.*

*It was pleasant. Therapeutic even with how stressful things had been lately, especially with Frost. This was exactly what she needed, and hardly anything could ruin this for her...*

*At least... until she saw him.*

*This... should be impossible. He wasn't supposed to even- This isn't-*

*God, she couldn't even think straight seeing him. As much as she wanted to react in anger, she could only just...stare. Stare in horror that this wasn't just some awful nightmare.*

*What the hell was he doing here?*

- @ava-fortnite

*Where was he exactly? Oh right, bothering the peace and being loud as always to anyone nearby. It'd be impossible to not spot him eventually, not while he was busy completely disassembling and reassembling a striker AR in record time. *

*It was mostly just to see if he could still do it, hands uncommonly more uncoordinated than he remembered but whatever--*

*He paused midway through screwing the bolts back in to the feeling of eyes on him and he turned to find himself in some sort of staredown. [REDACTED] blinked in thought as he tried to register just what she was looking at, initially his ego assumed it was his muscles but he recognized the look in her eyes and it pissed him off. *

*He knew her face from somewhere. Somehow. *

*So, he stands and crosses the distance easily with his height and speed and whether she tries to walk away or not he still shouts out.*

'Ey, chick don't think I don't see ya lookin'! Ya don't look like the muscle-type an' I know yer face from somewhere.

'EY! Don't ignore me-!

[shaolin-spin-doctor]

ok but why does mk1 noob saibot look like one of those edgy pro gamer Minecraft skins

[saintslaughter]

had to watch son of the mask tonight. why couldnt i have found myself in like. a normal community.

[swordmaid]

having shri’iia thoughts as one does bc GUESS who’s save file completely died when the new patch came out nooo we have to replay her again 🤭 alas. just stewing on the thought of how she never got to fuck her Mistress even though she wanted to…!!!! like she was out there getting psychologically tortured and mind broken but she was just like WHY won’t you fuck me im literally doing everything for you. which is so bad for her, woman who already has an excruciatingly low self worth because she missed the mark on the standard for lolth’s children (and that’s worse than not fitting in the standard at all) by something out of her own control btw (not being born in a noble house) but she’s been recognised and blessed by her goddess, and she’s been invited to join a drow house so everything should be good right?? she should be desirable right?? finally everything is correct and well and good and the way it should be right????? but no..!! it’s not..!! and so she’s doing everything for this woman, no dignity left, literally doing anything to get her approval, to be told that she’s finally enough, and she’s finally fitting in - and she gets it sometimes, she gets ignored most times tbh and it’s just this painful excruciating stew of self loathing and insecurity that she’s in, and she’s in there for a century but the thing is she can’t even give up. it’s not in her nature to. and she’s done too much to just give up , and she’s been doing this for a long time that she can’t give up and lolth didn’t raise no quitters so she sticks by it, trying to achieve that hopeless praise. but then one day she gets dropped like nothing, everything she’s done and suffered and worked towards and sacrificed gets thrown out bc her goddess isn’t pleased with her and good luck going home btw you’re not welcome here anymore bc ur pathetic. the rug gets pulled under her feet and she’s left in this strange world that she can barely navigate in let alone speak the language and u expect her to b fine with that…?

[wingedqueenlynx]

I am currently fighting off the intrusive thoughts in my head, telling me to draw the most spiciness drawing of a fictional character. Fun fact: I think I'm losing. ;>;

[agayconcept]

my chronically ill / disabled & heat-sensitive ass: yeah im managing ok in this weather i guess im not dead or fainting so i'm fine

me trying to talk to a friend abt it: yeah there's not enough cool for the hot. the hot is much. heat too bad for body to do moving. u kno? too bmuchs hoT ?? u feael me ?

[poolboyservice]

FACT: if you lick Gerard Way's eye, you'll most likely clearly hear the words "ow" and "what the fuck"

wait til 7 est for another fact about Gerard Way!

[motoroil-recs]

howdy mod g! how have you been? how's the work treatin ya? —🖍️🐾

MILES. Hello! Lovely seeing you! I just wrapped up queueing all the kinfessions and canon calls I've accumulated, which is good! As to how it's treating me...

Well it's certainly treating me, I can tell you that much. At least I won't run out of things to do!