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giggling and kicking my feet like ive been here the whole time and dont keep disappearing

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⋆｡‧˚ʚ💋ɞ˚‧｡⋆   𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲   𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞

❝   i   can’t   believe   you   beat   me   at   rock,   paper,   scissors   three   times   in   a   row…   rematch.   ❞

❝   loser   has   to   buy   the   next   round   of   milkshakes,   deal?   ❞

❝   you   can’t   just   call   dibs   on   the   front   seat,   there   are   rules.   ❞

❝   if   you  ��eat   the   last   cookie,   i’m   never   forgiving   you.   ❞

❝   we   both   know   i’d   win   at   mini   golf,   don’t   even   try   me.   ❞

❝   why   does   it   feel   like   you’re   secretly   keeping   score   of   every   argument   we’ve   ever   had?   ❞

❝   i   will   trade   you   this   french   fry   for   literally   anything   on   your    plate.   ❞

❝   no,   you   can’t   just   make   up   rules   in   the   middle   of   the   game.   ❞

❝   this   was   supposed   to   be   a   study   session,   not   a   competition   to   see   who   gets   distracted   first.   ❞

❝   who   even   let   you   be   the   dj,   your   playlist   is   chaos.   ❞

❝   we’re   definitely   lost,   but   you   look   way   too   confident   holding   that   map.   ❞

❝   i   call   not   carrying   the   heavy   bag—i   carried   it   last   time.   ❞

❝   you’re   supposed   to   cheer   me   on,   not   laugh   when   i   miss.   ❞

❝   admit   it,   i   make   the   better   road   trip   partner.   ❞

❝   the   only   reason   you   won   was   because   i   went   easy   on   you.   ❞

❝   stop   pretending   like   you   didn’t   just   trip   over   your   own   feet.   ❞

❝   if   you   fall   asleep,   i’m   drawing   on   your   face.   ❞

❝   who   said   you   get   to   be   in   charge   of   the   remote?   ❞

❝   i   can’t   believe   you   stole   my   pen   and   then   had   the   audacity   to   lose   it.   ❞

❝   if   you   hum   that   song   one   more   time,   i   swear—   ❞

❝   why   are   you   acting   like   board   games   aren’t   a   full   contact    sport?   ❞

❝   tell   me   again   how   you   plan   on   winning   with   that   strategy.   ❞

❝   no   way,   you   can’t   just   leave   me   hanging   during   karaoke   night.   ❞

❝   who   gave   you   the   right   to   be   this   smug   about   winning   trivia?   ❞

❝   the   prize   doesn’t   matter,   i   just   need   to   beat   you.   ❞

❝   you’re   not   seriously   trying   to   race   me   to   the   car   right   now,   are   you?   ❞

❝   i’m   not   sharing   popcorn   with   you   if   you’re   going   to   eat   it   all.   ❞

❝   don’t   even   try   to   tell   me   you’re   not   cheating   at   this.   ❞

❝   we’re   supposed   to   be   teammates,   not   mortal   enemies.   ❞

❝   why   are   you   making   everything   into   a   competition?   ❞

❝   i   saw   that,   you   totally   peeked   at   my   cards.   ❞

❝   there   is   no   universe   where   you   beat   me   at   mario   kart.   ❞

❝   if   you   keep   making   that   face,   it’s   going   to   get   stuck   like   that.   ❞

❝   you   only   came   along   because   you   didn’t   trust   me   to   win   without   you.   ❞

❝   we   were   supposed   to   be   practicing,   not   trying   to   outdo   each   other.   ❞

❝   you   cannot   just   call   a   nap   a   ‘strategic   break.’   ❞

❝   fine,   but   if   we   get   in   trouble,   i’m   blaming   you.   ❞

❝   you   can’t   back   out   now,   you   already   said   yes.   ❞

❝   are   we   actually   competing,   or   are   you   just   trying   to   annoy   me?   ❞

❝   last   one   to   the   door   has   to   do   the   dishes.   ❞

❝   don’t   think   i   won’t   hold   this   over   your   head   forever.   ❞

❝   i   can’t   believe   you   talked   me   into   this.   ❞

❝   i   call   being   referee,   there’s   no   way   i’m   getting   dragged   into   this   again.   ❞

❝   no,   you’re   not   allowed   to   quit   halfway   through.   ❞

❝   why   do   i   feel   like   you’re   making   this   up   as   you   go?   ❞

❝   don’t   act   like   you’re   not   having   fun.   ❞

❝   you   only   won   because   i   let   you.   ❞

❝   we’re   supposed   to   be   on   the   same   team,   remember?   ❞

❝   don’t   worry,   i’ll   remind   you   who   the   champion   is.   ❞

❝   you’re   way   too   competitive   for   someone   who   just   lost.   ❞

❝   admit   it,   you   like   this   just   as   much   as   i   do.   ❞

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"STOP PUTTING YOURSELF INTO DANGER!" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for expressing your fear that the person you care about might get themselves hurt if they keep acting like this, adjust as necessary

i thought i told you to stay back.

i love you too much to let you get hurt like this.

this affects me, too, you know.

every time you leave, i sit up all night waiting, praying you'll come back alive.

you keep pulling stunts like this and something bad will happen.

do you have a death wish or something?

this isn't fair to me.

i deserve better than this.

i didn't get any sleep last night because i was so worried about you.

you promised me you'd stop going out at night.

i don't like hearing this.

you've been risking your life, and for what? so you can feel like a goddamn hero?

i said i would handle it.

what the fuck are you doing here?

you told me you'd stay put.

so much for laying low.

you remember how bad it was last time.

seems like you haven't learned anything.

i believe you promised me you'd lay low.

i can't keep doing this.

don't give me that look.

we'll discuss this later.

this stops now.

i'm tired of picking up the pieces once you've left.

you keep throwing yourself into danger.

you don't give a shit about yourself, do you?

i'm sitting here, worried out of my mind, while you're out doing god knows what.

that was really stupid of you, and you know it.

i thought you knew better than this.

what's your excuse this time?

you do realize what this does to me, right? seeing you get hurt like this? you know it hurts me, too?

you really don't give a shit how this affects me, huh.

that was the dumbest possible thing you could have done.

i need you to stop throwing yourself into harm's way.

that was completely unnecessary.

they had it handled.

you didn't need to step in like that.

why do you think you're invincible?

the last time you pulled a stunt like this, it nearly got you killed.

i can't just sit here and watch you get hurt.

what are you trying to prove?

you just like fucking with my heart, don't you.

this shit hurts me, too, you know.

you're not the only one affected by this shit.

you've got a lot of people counting on you to come home every night.

what happens if you don't come back?

you think we can just carry on without you?

you think i can handle things if you end up dead?

i'm not sticking around to watch you get hurt.

you're not even slick.

you think you're invincible, don't you.

quit pretending you've got everything under control.

let someone else do it for a change.

you can't keep putting yourself through shit like this and expect me to just sit back and watch.

i'm done with this.

next time you do this, i'm not coming back.

promise me this is the end.

look me in the eyes and tell me you'll stop doing this.

let the authorities deal with it.

you're making a big mistake.

is it worth dying for?

i've dealt with enough pain over the years.

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✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑩𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of loose quotes taken from various characters from hades (supergiant games). these quotes are from the first game of the series. writing/roleplaying prompts. from fluff to angst! feel free to edit as you see fit, especially since some are gendered.

❝ i’m leaving. try and stop me. ❞ ❝ that could have gone better. ❞ ❝ why can’t you just stay? ❞ ❝ i wish you could come with me. ❞ ❝ you’re coming with me. ❞ ❝ i have to take you back. ❞ ❝ but for you, i will be making an exception. ❞ ❝ whew… they’re gone. ❞ ❝ now, come on, we got places to be! ❞ ❝ may the fates favour your journey. ❞ ❝ oh you know, i’d rather have my eyes put out, but thanks for offering! ❞ ❝ if only… ❞ ❝ you should be ashamed of yourself, and learn your place. ❞ ❝ ahh, so you are taking pity on me, then? ❞ ❝ i’m sorry that it has to be this way. ❞ ❝ you’re late. ❞ ❝ will i see you soon? ❞ ❝ did you miss me? ❞ ❝ i’m home. ❞ ❝ we’re heading home. ❞ ❝ you… came back? ❞ ❝ i hope i didn’t keep you waiting very long, did i? ❞ ❝ is something wrong? ❞ ❝ i can’t believe this. ❞ ❝ i’m in your debt. ❞ ❝ there’s going to be payback, you know. ❞ ❝ … damn you. ❞ ❝ this is for you. ❞ ❝ do you remember me? my name is—ah, nevermind. ❞ ❝ i’m not who you think i am. ❞ ❝ keep following that heart of yours. ❞ ❝ to hell with this place! ❞ ❝ fear is for the weak. ❞ ❝ oh, look at you, you poor, poor thing, you’re hurt! ❞ ❝ you’re such a sweetheart. ❞ ❝ you brought this on yourself. ❞ ❝ no need to thank me, mate. ❞ ❝ please, i don’t want to do this… ❞ ❝ you don’t have to do this… ❞ ❝ only the best for you. ❞ ❝ i hope you’re right. ❞ ❝ gods grant me strength… ❞ ❝ that is the worst idea i think i’ve ever heard. ❞ ❝ do you understand how little sense that makes? ❞ ❝ look what i found! ❞ ❝ something’s changed about the beating of your heart. ❞ ❝ no wonder they don’t like you. ❞ ❝ wish i could be there to see your face. ❞ ❝ i’ll earn your favour yet. ❞ ❝ how bad could it be? ❞ ❝ hello there, handsome. ❞ ❝ … this is the cheesiest thing i’ve heard from you. ❞ ❝ what has gotten into you? ❞ ❝ blood and darkness! ❞ ❝ lucky for you, i’ve no pride like many others here. ❞ ❝ it’s over. i’m sorry. ❞ ❝ go. away. i won’t repeat myself. ❞ ❝ i knew your heart was true. ❞ ❝ let’s kiss and make up! ❞ ❝ mischief, me? oh please! ❞ ❝ i don’t know how you can stand this kind of thing… ❞ ❝ you tried. that’s what matters. ❞ ❝ a man after my own heart… ❞ ❝ why won’t you give up? ❞ ❝ ever so stubborn, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ life and death, one and the same. ❞ ❝ you’re running from yourself. again. ❞ ❝ what do you want from me? leave me alone. we’ve nothing to discuss anymore. ❞ ❝ i cannot bring myself to stay upset with you forever. ❞ ❝ the truth is i’m a lover, not a fighter. ❞ ❝ i have to see her! ❞ ❝ so how goes wilful disobedience of late? ❞ ❝ you think all these gifts will make things go back to the way they were? ❞ ❝ we’re older now—i’d hope we’re wiser, too. ❞ ❝ i have to go. ❞ ❝ we were having such a good time! ❞ ❝ time is up. ❞ ❝ you’re so reckless. ❞ ❝ thank you for always keeping me on my toes. ❞ ❝ your luck’s run out. ❞ ❝ i don’t know why i bother with you, honestly. ❞ ❝ may i call you my friend? ❞ ❝ i’d like to make a toast, to you! ❞ ❝ no need for special thanks. ❞ ❝ i’ve some memories i’m not quite ready to give up on yet. ❞ ❝ i’ll break your heart. ❞

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The Hand of God

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easier to rip and tear into your flesh yeahhh

thots??

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thots??

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does anyone want to play drugs and alcohol with me

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Criminal Sentences, Vol. 31

(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You just made me an accessory to murder, didn't you?"

"What are you doing here? I thought you were dead!"

"I've heard a lot of rumours about you, all of them bad."

"Close your eyes. I don't want you to see me do this."

"You've got a dark turn of mind."

"Why did you betray me?"

"You've got ice-cold water running through your veins."

"Are you looking to die?"

"What did you come here for if not to be protected?"

"Let me ask you a question: would you shoot me if you got the chance?"

"I have compassion for you, I do, but I have no mercy."

"I must say, with all this money on the table, I'm surprised by the lack of a smile on your face."

"In this world - my world - only the biggest monster survives."

"If I tell you, what do I get?"

"You think I'm a snitch?"

"Unless you want to meet your maker today, I'd take your finger off that trigger."

"I'm not a bad person. You believe me, don't you?"

"You said you liked to back the winning side?"

"When I'm not lying, I'm the most honourable man you'll ever meet."

"Keep lying and I'll murder you in that chair."

"How much do you know about me? And please just be frank; it'll save us both time."

"Well, now you have my complete attention."

"Are you sure you don't want me to kill you? To keep you a hero?"

"I know you have never believed a single word that has come out of my mouth, though I have harboured the secret hope that you have nevertheless enjoyed hearing them."

"Well, it seems that we are destined to be locked in an antagonistic relationship."

"If I take this gag off and you scream, then I'm going to cut your tongue out."

"I don't trust anyone until they've earned it."

"There's more than one way to kill a man. You can kill his physical body, or you can kill his spirit within."

"I've shot people I like more for less."

"There's a bloodstain on your floor."

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do you ever think that.

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hey guys i just had to watch the new war of the worlds movie with my streamer who i hate

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ATV-10 (1982)

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