#CHOOSES ARTHUR TO PRANK CALL and also the halloween event thing?? he made them wear couples costumes

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i really love that one hotama doujin where alfred sikes arthur out on kissing him and hes like "who the fuck would ever kiss you loser" and then it cuts to him jerking it at home to hundreds of pictures of arthur taped to his walls and saying that he just doesnt know how to talk abt his feelings irl bc tbh I think thats the most canon interpretation of Alfred F Jones and its insane and I love it

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What would the Allies (and Canada if you don’t automatically include him) dress up for Halloween as? If it hasn’t been done yet, of course! 😊

{ I only do 4 characters per ask~So enjoy them this time-! }

🎭 Arthur Kirkland ~

He’s an old man and he usually does not participate to parties and these social events. We could define England just like a scorbutic Grinch.Halloween is one of those festivities he appreciate so much because it comes from his Land so he’s so proud. It’s obvious he celebrates this holiday.Every years England is unsure about the costume to choose and he wants to surprise all the other nations demonstrating how he’s cool despite his ages (that are so much). He’s still young inside and you’ll see!One of his relaxing hobbies is sewing and he always sews his own costumes for this occasion even if he often stitches his own clothes when he has no time to go to the tailor. He does it for his old pirate outfit, he cares a lot about that uniform and it carries precious memories.The costumes the English man choses for Halloween are always traditional or, at least, they are part of his hobbies or traditions. For example, one time he dressed like Jack The Ripper, and he pretended to be a killer going around the London streets and he risked to be arrested because he was a little drunk and that night was not so lucky for the poor man so he decided to change his costume for the next Halloween.Another time, he dressed like Captain Hook, and he loves so much Peter Pan, he always told this story to Sealand and the kid defined Arthur as Hook and he was so proud of it because Arthur does not want to appear like a pussy since he’s still a fearsome pirate (even if he’s not fearsome anymore).Maybe, the right costume for him would be the Grinch and Arthur is the one who does not want to give candies to the poor children who knock on his door. Then, the next day, he will find his garden full of rubbish, the trees decorated with toilet paper and his walls will be written with funny words like “Captain Eyebrows”, “You suck!”, Old Stingy” and other amusing stuff like these.

🎭 Ivan Braginski ~

He’s a kid inside, we all know it. It’s an American festivity (or at least, he supposes because Alfred loves it so much) so he does not take it so seriously but Ivan finds horror and spooky so interesting and one of his favourite hobbies is to scare other nations with his fearsome appearance. To Russia, every day is Halloween and if you don’t believe it you can ask to the poor Baltics (they will confirm this fact). Actually, Russia does not need a costume because himself is the right horror costume you have ever seen. Despite he’s a tall and big man he enjoys to “trick and treat” during Halloween night, doing pranks to who does not donate to him candies. To be precis: he accepts only alcoholic candies and if they are filled with vodka you will win his heart and he will spare your life.Only his fearsome look is enough to scare everyone and, obvious, his loyal Baltic servants will accompany him in this Halloween trip around his capital, poor guys.

🎭 Alfred F. Jones ~

He’s a great fan of Halloween, of course. Alfred prepares himself for this party months before it arrives and he takes it so seriously. Every year, he organises a super party and he invites every nation because he wants to show them what’s the real fun is. Then, he’s a jerk and prepares also so many pranks and Horror Games during this party. For example, he rents a real haunted house organizing tours. One time, this house was no less than England’s house that American considers the most scaring house ever and all the visitors was traumatized and scared seeing Arthur in his bathrobe and everyone calls him like “The Eyebrows Ghost”, but they have never complained since it was a great tour and all the visitors were satisfied (Arthur a little less).Alfred’s favourite costumes are several and he likes dressing like the famous horror movie’s serial killers just like Jason, Freddy Krueger, Micheal Myers, Saw and all of these kind of crazy persons.It’s Halloween so the fundamental purpose is to be scary and he’s act so bad doing pranks to everyone. Then, Alfred is a grown child and he has so much fun doing “trick or treat”, and it’s quite embarrassing since he’s a big boy and maybe he’s a little old of it (not as old as Arthur, especially in his soul, poor English).

🎭 Matthew Williams ~

Oh, the little Canadian loves so much this holiday and he puts all his effort to create the greatest costume ever even if he has little problems when he decides to show it to someone. It seems persons are not able to see him… He will never get used to this thing!Canada is not the kind of guy who does “trick or treat” like his brother because he’s an adult now and he has not fond memories to it and Alfred always pranked him in the evilest ways. America stole all his candies and chocolates or he pretended to be possessed by some demons and Canada was so afraid his brother went mad. Then, sometimes even other persons made fun of him and they ignored him like he was a true ghost, and maybe he was dressed like others. It was not funny, at all. Those days are over, and Canada wants to enjoy his Halloween in peace giving candies to the children who knock on his door.Unluckily, even the children don’t recognize him and they think the door opened alone and they run away for the terror thinking it’s a true haunted house but it was not his intention and Canada wanted to give candies and chocolates to them. He feels so bad, so maybe he should just wear a T-shirt with written over it “I’m not a ghost” as a costume.