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idk but saying tyler being a manipulative serial killer means he can’t be with wednesday is genuinely so funny to me like baby this is the addams family we’re talking about. being a manipulative serial killer should put him at the top of the viable choices for wednesday list.

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Platoon 1986

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i’m back on tumblr because a tv-show hurt me 

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Tina + being supportive/helpful with the wedding

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be with me.

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how do i overthink so much and then Still make the wrong decision

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Every couple years I go through a big ‘His dark materials’ phase and I draw all the characters all over again so here have a Winston Duke-inspired Lord Asriel and Julianna Margulies as Mrs. Coulter

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ben solo is made of 100% organic, ethically-sourced husband material holy shit

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current mood: the dude in my theater that shouted "oh you've gotta be KIDDING ME " right at the moment of ben fading away

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GOD star wars: the clone wars (2008-2014) was the absolute fucking BEST. u do absolutely not anymore buckwild than insane range of emotions that seven seasons can put u thru. obi-wan commits a war crime in the first episode. anakin drinks a space martini. a sixteen-year-old decapitates four men in a single second and it is literally never mentioned again. anakin, obi-wan, and mace windu find SPACE GODZILLA and the entire jedi order collectively drinks We Love Peta™ juice, decide not to kill it, bring it to the capital city, and it breaks out (ofc) and kills, like, a half million people. sheev just hangs out in padme’s office for six whole seasons being, i dunno, evil and absolutely not a single person catches on. there’s a blue guy in a dope-ass big hat who beats every single jedi’s ass and they still only call him, “that guy in the hat.” darth maul’s been living in a literal garbage dump with eight legs for the past ten years. anakin endorses state-sponsored terrorism. padme once contracted the black death. the jedi order tries to prosecute a twelve-year-old for war crimes. maul is forcibly murdered two (2) times over and still lives for some bananas fucking reason. whenever anakin does something mildly risky the darth vader theme plays. yoda asks anakin if they’re friends. the jedi order tries to prosecute a sixteen-year-old for war crimes. a cartoon made for twelve-year-olds has a four-episode arc about government oversight of international banking. this all happens in the range of three years. this show is absolutely fucking nuts.

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hands up if you’d kill a thousand baby yodas to bring ben solo back

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The Amber Spyglass, a summary

Marisa: I love my child.

Asriel: that’s completely disgusting, how dare you?!

Lyra: *kills death*

Asriel: I made Lyra! She’s my daughter! Her accomplishments are because of me!!

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I was going to post a bit of snark at the expense of the graphics typsetter person at the start of the show getting the rather essential word ‘dæmon’ wrong (like obvious we all just write ‘daemon’ for convenience in fandom circles but on the official intro card for this huge-budget show you’d think they’d make sure that was right…)

I was going to make a dumb joke about the Gobblers getting everywhere, even separating the precious bond between the two halves of the æ. But then I was looking the character up and saw this diagram of the glyph’s evolution:

It literally derives from an original pair of glyphs of a person and an animal.

It might be too much to suppose that Pullman knew his Old English to the extent that this is intentional, but it shows what depths can be found in the writing of someone who is both very intelligent and widely read. I guess it hadn’t really occurred to me that there’s a nice typographical gag in the word dæmon in that it includes a character that is one and two entities at once. Let alone that it turns out it’s a character that symbolises a uniting of human and animal symbolism.

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Lord Asriel placing Lyra UPSIDE DOWN on her bed fully sent me. Trying his best but doing his worst

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Honestly, HDM just showed how to throw people who know the source material for a complete loop and surprise them while somehow still staying true to the source material and that’s quite impressive?

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bbc his dark materials: shows our Oxford

me, immediately: