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yes-feratu · 3 years ago

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i really love that one hotama doujin where alfred sikes arthur out on kissing him and hes like "who the fuck would ever kiss you loser" and then it cuts to him jerking it at home to hundreds of pictures of arthur taped to his walls and saying that he just doesnt know how to talk abt his feelings irl bc tbh I think thats the most canon interpretation of Alfred F Jones and its insane and I love it

#dont get me wrong i love golden puppy boy interpretations of him the way that usuk fans tend to lean into #but theres undeniably a lot of fanon that goes into that bc alfred can be an absolute dickhead in canon #its also my fave more canon compliant interpretations bc i dont rly care much for like...leaning too much into the woah bro dude haha #awesomeness!!!! shit that goes on in the comics #like for a 5 panel comic strip its nice but when ur reading it in transformative fanfic it can be a little jarring...imo its gotta be a bit #more grounded #hence why the golden boy puppy dog persona is leaned into a lot in fanfic bc its just a bit more realistic than someone who says #dude broski and shoves haburgers into his mouth by the second #but also again....so few people when doing canonverse content lean into alfreds own tsundereness and its a travesty #like ive said this millions of times before but whereas arthur is the its not lile i care abt u idiot tsundere alfred is the LMAO who even #likes u bro?? type of tsundere. AND ITS LITERALLY CANON like EVERY YEAR he makes a list of potential ppl to prank call AND HE ALWAYS #CHOOSES ARTHUR TO PRANK CALL and also the halloween event thing?? he made them wear couples costumes #that specifically showed off arthurs long sexy legs and the excuse was that it was a reward for arthur being his first twt follower #which wasnt even true in the first place but also hima said that alfred would have just made another excuse to get arthur to do couples #costumes w him #also the valentnes chocolate thing like HE IS SUCH A BITCH BOY TSUNDERE i love him and hotama captured it perfectly #i like it when hes emotionally stunted and lashes out against his feelings for arthur by being a bitch to him and making it seem #like he could never in a million years want him because he wants him so desperately and its the antithesis of everything he fought for #oh my baby #not safe for worms

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