#CAW CAW MOTHER FUCKER

[alphaclxwn]

Hella gnarly, dude! Consider taking that bodacious body to the dialtown steam page. Go steal your guardian’s credit card details, that’d be totally tubular! Take advantage of the radical price savings!

[melodic-mayh3m]

"... I'd say they're about a C-cup—"

[chenyuvale]

my main goal is to compliment you so sincerely and relentlessly that your head explodes from the force of blushing like an overfilled water balloon of blood. bc ur cute when u squawk :3 🤯

lsjkhd squAWK? ?? ? am i a bird to you ? ?? ?

[a-s-levynn]

Today's key phrase: caw caw mother fucker

[ask-crow-aus]

CAW CAW MOTHER FUCKER ILYT /PLATONIC

[therulingqueen]

Yes!!!

Annnd doodle time is still on. With CLINT ! Caw caw, motherfuckers. x)

[mochegato]

Me: I have two things I'm trying to get out in the next week

My brain: cool, cool, cool. What if… we didn't do that and instead, this other newer, shinier idea

My clearly raven coded brain: caw, caw, let's go mother fucker

[a-lilguy]

Caw caw mother fuckers

[cosm1cbrownie]

Okay, this is gonna sound inconsequential... but this actually reveals how large swaths of, what I dub, "Cap-not-Steve fans" Do Not Understand Steve Rogers

I don't like September 28th (or w/e the day was) as Steve's birthday either (January 3rd winter baby born of hardship is so much more symbolic) but anyone begging for Steve's real b-day to be America ca-caw 🦅 🇺🇸 does not get him tee bee aich¡

And really it speaks to just how much Marvel has (to this day) flanderized Steve into a generic cardboard cutout Mr. Murrica Sweet Home Alabama Man that his "fans” can get mad at any time Steve finally gets humanized like a real person and not a 🇺🇸🦅 propaganda bland white bread blank slate

the name "Captain America" was in-universe just a propaganda dancing stage show persona that Steve was put into, he hated it and wanted to actually fight for real. Every "Cap" thing should be treated as a foreign imposition that Steve has to muscle past in order to be a Real Hero.

A core (but often forgotten) part of Steve's character is him being treated as a joke even after the serum at first, and this is in part of his foil-ness with Bucky, who was in the military first and given the more dangerous and bloodier missions while Cap is pushed out to look good for the military propaganda camera crew that followed them around. A huge part of the Spectre of Captain America is that the identity was superimposed onto Steve and he was forced to play a part so he can strive to be a Real Hero too, and repeatedly a lot of those Real Hero moments are of Steve being in defiance to the flag that the Cap persona was made to serve. Steve's most human moments is when we remember that he was a person before he was told to be "Cap". So, ofc July 4th ain't his birthday lmaooo.

a lot of yall onhere&twt seem more about making him a "whimsical" unironic Sat morning cartoon/caricature of unrionic 🇺🇸🦅 propaganda, but that's literally when Steve's character is most disservice and least memorable. Him being a regular person sucked into the machinations of military and propaganda to then defy & forge his own identity through it is when the character is human and compelling

I'm not sure if you're the same person from last time, but I want to say smthn rq: his birthday is July 4th because it's fun and whimsy to do so, it was just fucking silly dude it's not that deep!!

The one of reason they chose Steve was bcz his birthday landed in July 4th, not he main reason but its a key fun little tid bit that doesn't need to be changed because it's LITERALLY his birthday. (And the fact that like,, his mom told him that the fireworks were "for him?" AWH. LIKE DONT REMOVE THAT THATS KEY TIME WITH HIS MOTHER-- It doesn't contribute much other than to say "hey your birthday is in independence day you might be viable for this cap thing alongside being a generally great dude lmao" changing it to September 28th doesn't add much other then removing fun little stuff like his july 4th birthday because marvel wants dumbass MCU syndication and makes everything boring and no-fun because of how the marvel movies are set up like a weird mishmash of All the worst parts of ults and Hickmanvengers alongside removing all the fun bits.

Also Chris evens is a Zionist I don't trust that fucker as cap anyway don't bring that shit over here 😭

Plus, on the part where you said that he "hated" being cap you are WRONG. dead ass wrong. MCU!Steve hated being cap, because it was a trait copied from ults.

Normal Steve (616 Before civil war, AA, MAA, emh, ma, you get the idea, even Hickmanvengers and ults Steve) all enjoyed being cap because they were able to be a moving force for young people and as we all know if you've read the comics steve loves doig stuff as cap and teaching kids and making people say and helping people and shit! He love it! He likes helping people and he has a strict moral code he abides by!! helping people isn't a job he just wants to do it because he can and he will and it's the same reason that the avengers aren't coworkers because they desire to do these things (helping people, seeing kids, saving the city,) because they chose to be that force that could guide people out of bad situations and HELP people with the power they have. MCu!Steve acts the way he does because the people writing him don't get his character and it seems to be neither do you.

The thing is is that Cap suffers from the fact that most people can't tell the different between the mask and the man behind it and that was a clear internal thing he struggled with as he comes to terms with living in the ultra modern 21st century 😭(and even then I have alot of gripes with the fact that people still think that Steve doesn't know how to operate technology: shut the fuck up he's like in his mid 20s he can figure it out easily he not a old cretin he has good reflexes and memory it shouldn't be that hard, also: watch The Episode "Super adaptoid" from the cartoon avengers assemble , or go watch the entire show while your at it, genuinely. he's the best characterized Steve we've had in such a long time)

As much as he is the personifying thing of a flying flag and some adaptations go to that stuff as being the core of his character it is only a small part of what is a symbol for peace and I think you don't realize that because on multiple occasions he disavows his captain America identity(Sentinel of Liberty, Y'know when he handed his Cap identity to Sam???) to help people without the ties and I think that's something alot of people forgot that despite the fact that due to the entire of who Steve is it wasnt the suit that built who he was and what he represents it was his character and choices.

That man is not a blank slate. He represents more than the war he faught in and the country he faught for and saying he's just that is a misservice to his character and who he representss outside and inside of the suit, any suit.

End of Ted talk uhhh (explodes) watch avengers assemble and pick up a cap comic from like.. pre-90s idk if you want I'll give you a reading list?? Read Man out of Time first though, yeah?

[builderfreak]

not a one punch man YET. growth mindset. mariana if you're out there. ah er ahem caw caw

WHY ARE YOU IN MY INBOX ABOUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER GO TELL MARIANA THIS

[vergess]

having fun RBing your fursona? (good taste btw)

Alas, I'm one of those freaks that insists on having a Bird Sona.

Some people claim this makes me a scalie, but I've been a furry since before they were born and their newfangled notions simple don't apply to me.

Caw caw, mothers and fuckers of the jury.

Anyway, african wild dogs are simply my favourite canine. They are so full of love that they die of isolation in rehab centers, like, all the time. Very hard to rehab them.

[dailytwizzlygummy]

Caw caw mother fucker

"SLUG!!! NOT BIRD, SLUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[workplacefire]

DAMN RIGHT, IM FREE AS A FUCKING BIRD!!!! CAW CAW MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

tumblr stop asking me to add tags to my posts if someone wants to see my posts they gotta work for it the only thing free in life is arson

[theforgottencrow]

+*MASTERPOST // INTRO?!*+

【 Welcome to my blog/the nest!】

✸ you may address me as Ink, Corv, or relatively anything else!

✸ friends and moots may call me Crow or whatever else they desire as well!

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【 other blogs 】

✸ @theforgottencorvid is simply my art reblog account

✸ @crowcalling is my nsfw/suggestive blog

✸ @the-doodlesphere-system Separate blog for my system, this technically isn’t my blog and is for our alters so that they can make posts and not crowd my blog with them as result. It is currently still a W.I.P

【 About me 】

Firstly, I present some of my flags

(Theres so many more...)

My main prnz : Xe/Crow/Paint/Ink/Bite, I also use Blood/Gore/Bone/Fang/Pest/Knife/It/Static/Etc. (How to use Xe/xem prns Here)

My very special interest is Undertale + Utmv !! (Pretty obv..)

Proud Furry <3

I’m a Polymorph/Polykin Therian. I am CrowKin, DragonKin, CrocodileKin, (+more kins), my other theriotypes are Snow leopard, Lynx, Coyote, GreenTree Python, Griffin, Fox, etc.

I'm an Irl + Fictkin (Ink sans, etc) !!!

I petre sometimes! Often times I am a crow, cat, or dog! And I purr and chirp/caw even out of petre <3

I unapologetically ship the most toxic abusive ships I can, and idc <333

My birthday is August 23rd <3

Bi-Oriented Polyamorous Aegosexual Aro/Ace ✨

I have 9 beautiful handsome partners 💕

I deeply love my soulmate/husband/QPP @/wardenruins, he doesn’t post stuff, he just on tumblr so that he can spy on my stuff, but ye, love you Warden <333

Trans (F->M) Who still comfortably identifies as a Butch ✨⚔️

I’m Agender, Xenogender & Neogender ✨

I LOVEEE Mascot Horror/Creepy games !! A few of my favs are Indigo Park, Kinitopet, Poppy Playtime, Little Nightmares, Dark Deception, Amnesia, Omori, Finding Frankie, Pressure, Fnaf, Etc.

German is my native tongue but I’m also completely fluent in English, and I speak Dutch and slight Spanish as well :D

I HAVE A SKELE/KINSONA !! You can find its ref riiiight here i'll be drawing myself as it often and if not xem my Monster Sona riiight here. I also have an eldritch sona but I’m too scared of my own community (monster fuckers) to show it…

I LOVE LOVE LOVE MY MOOTS/FRIENDS/PARTNERS !!!!!!

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【 Bonus stuff 】

⨯ . ⁺ ✦ ⊹ ꙳ ⁺ ‧ ⨯. ⁺ ✦ ⊹ . * ꙳ ✦ ⊹ A few of my other hyperfixations are : Objectified, Regretavator, Hellsing, Scott Pilgrim, QSMP, PC, Bugbo, Class of 09, TBHK, CVW, TSATWON, Sweet Tooth, Trigun, Highcard, Kenny The Shark, Pressure, Phighting!, LOA, GASA4, Cult of the Lamb, Alfred’s Playhouse, Bee & Puppycat, HAND, Fe, Dungeon Meshi, FnF, CoS, DHMIS, FPE, Indigo Park, The D!ckheads, Souris, Bojack Horsemen, Tuca & Birdie, TDFWM, B & B, Flawless, Dandy’s World, Extinction is Forever, SHELTER, OWH, Welcome Home, Inanimate Insanity, etc.

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Some of my fav bands/artists : Mindless Self Indulgence, Lemon Demon, Femtanyl, Rio Romeo, Alex G, Pompey, Will Wood/Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Fish in a Birdcage, Tally Hall, TV Girl, Lemon Demon, Salv the Dog, MAILPUP, Mother Mother, Jack Stauber, Vane Lily, Jazmin Bean, The Dresden Dolls, That Handsome Devil, Odetari, Penelope Scott, Ivycomb Music, Cave Town, BoyWithUke, Derivakat, Baby Bugs, Ryan Mack, Etc.!

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Some of my fav Songs : Fuck the Supreme Court, Pure as a Lamb, I Should've Stayed Home, LOVESICK CANNIBAL!, Two Moons, Haha Hi, Rockstar, Nosedive, P3t, Seriously?, I/Me/Myself, Charlie’s Inferno, Your graduation, Choke it out!, PUPPYPLAY!, Wet, I deserve to bleed, I’m so crazy for youuu </3, People eater, My alcoholic friends, Butch 4 Butch, Fish in a Birdcage, Stalkers Tango, Stupid MF, Dogmatica, Shut me Up, Fine Great, Get It Up, Devil Town, This is Home, Etc.!

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Some Fandoms I'm In !! : Undertale, Utmv, Objectified, Deltarune, QSMP, PC, WoF, WC, FPE, Indigo Park, Bojack Horsemen, Tuca & Birdie, Class of 09, Kenny The Shark, FnF, Trigun, CVW, DHMIS, Horrid Henry, Alfred’s Playhouse, LackaDaisy, Tmnt/Rottmnt, COTL, HAND, TSATWON, TOH, Sweet Tooth, Dungeon Meshi, Phighting!, Pressure, GASA4, Amphibia, Ramshackle, BBU, Owls of Ga'hoole, Welcome Home, PP, Hellsing, WOTHH, Bee & Puppycat, Wednesday, Doom & Gloom, HH & HB, Pokemon, MD, Tadac, Monkey Wrench, Bluey, Sarah & Duck, Puffin Rock, Dandy’s World, Spooky Month, Fnaf, LMK, Animaniacs, Etc.

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#My Art - Art !!

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#Crow Rambling - my weird rambles/random talking

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#Crow Chatter - Me Interacting w/ ppl & answering asks

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#inbox doodles - little doodles made for inbox answering

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#Crow Simping - fawning over characters I deem hot.

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#HEAVY Crow Simping - foaming at the mouth blue balled over a character

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#Crow on Crack - Me saying out of context things/or me being weird or I’m on crack /j)

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#Crow Vents - Me venting, vents will have different colors for different intensities of them, Red being very heavy topics that could have quite a few context warnings. Orange being semi heavy but not as bad. Green being no heavy topics and fairly light weight stuff. If you don’t wanna see vents, block the tag.

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LITTLE KID (ppl under 12/13, basically if your not old enough to be on this site), I honestly would really prefer you not be on my blog as I have VERY vulgar language and honestly spread that shit around like wildfire.

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Invalidate a Person's Pronouns / Gender / Identity

Pedophile, Sexualize Minors, Joke about Rape, etc.

Pro-Isreal.

Harass, Dox, tell ppl to kys, etc.

AntiFurry.

ZOOPHILE.

MAP.

extremely problematic, aka ppl who cause problems on purpose and just in general.

ship Errorberry/Error x Swap, this is more of a joke but istg if you bring that SHIT up to me I will most likely block you. Regardless of our status.

Corvid hater of any kind, I’m so srs abt this fuck offf <333

Anti-Blm

Anti-Petre/Agere/Etc

Anti-Therian/Nonhuman/alterhuman/Etc

think trauma is a joke & belittle it.

think neurodivergent ppl w/ BPD, Bipolar, etc are “Scary” and don’t belong.

One of my Exes!!! Fuck you kehehe I’m making out passionately with your mom aaaand best friends <333 that’s about the major people I will block! I also might have forgotten a few things/people who I DNI but uhh- I’m sure I’ll remember later :) Other than that I will freely block who I decide to and curate my own content! :)

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I have Autism + Alexithymia, Depression, Anxiety, ADHD, DID & BPD

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We’re a DID system and use We/I/Me/Ours/Etc pronouns. i don't talk about my DID often because its kinda awkward :”). Our Alters consist of Ink, Lust, CANON C!Nightmare, Error, Cross, Killer, Passive, Minus Garcello, Selever, Shrimpo, Sebastian, p.AI.nter, and Eyefestation, And many more. Some of us do not act the exact same as our source. I am also in almost complete control of this sack of flesh xP. 99% of the time I’m co-fronting with Ink!! *Ink might get paints own text tags one day if they ask*

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Yes I can be cringe and idc :)

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I am VERY silly, expect maximum silliness from me at all times.

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If you’re are uncomfortable with something you see block the tag and move on do not harass me.

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We tend to make random remarks, say out of pocket things, have trouble w/ volume control/typing in all caps, making inappropriate jokes, flirt & tease (w/ my close close friends/moots) if you ever get disturbed by this please let us know & we’ll stop.

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I'm fine w/ tags, comments, & spam-likes/reblogs! They make me rlly happy ^^

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Inbox is always open! You can be as silly as you want or say the most random stuff! 99.99% of the time I’ll also answer with a little doodle! And if u want me to remember you add a little signature! Ex : 💥 anon or smth like that :D! 𐙚⭑𓂃────────𓂃⭑𐙚

My DMs are always open too !! I love love love meeting new people and making friends (I DONT BITE!!!!) :]

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I might spam-like (I get a lil excited sometimes..especially if I REALLY like your stuff, if you don't like this please let me know and I'll stop!!)

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We do make suggestive jokes and we are hypersexual but that doesn't mean we’re not sex-replused most of the time.

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I'm Nonhuman !! Pls do not refer to me as human. I prefer Skeleton terms & Crow terms over everything else. I physically and mentally identify as Ink Sans

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We tend to make random remarks, say out of pocket things, have trouble w/ volume control/typing in all caps, making inappropriate jokes, flirt & tease (w/ my close close friends/moots) if you ever get disturbed by this please let us know & we’ll stop.

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I am VERY Blunt. And might say something rude or offensive and if I do please let me know because my Alexithymia makes it hard for me to understand if I upset people.

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Don’t involve me/talk to me about ship discourse. I genuinely do not give a fuck as long as no one is getting hurt. I know who I follow and choose to interact with, I will cater my own experience online.

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I work at a store M -> F, so I won’t be on too often on those days :)

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(Credits for dividers bc I forgot those:)

@/Sister-Lucifer for checkered belt div

@/Fundamentalpapereducationrp for Art supplies/Fpe div

@/Sweetparty for blood div

@/Inklore for hazard & circle star div

@/Elryisia for star div

unfortunately I do not remember the creators for the mini skull div or the skulls + checkerstar div, but if u know pls tell me so I can tag <:D

[snugglyducklingbrewhouse]

Caw caw mother fucker

Love you❤️

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[wiypt-writes]

I have nothing to say other than those two got some serious shit to sort through 🤣🤣