#CAW CAW MOTHER FUCKER

[alphaclxwn]

Hella gnarly, dude! Consider taking that bodacious body to the dialtown steam page. Go steal your guardian’s credit card details, that’d be totally tubular! Take advantage of the radical price savings!

[melodic-mayh3m]

"... I'd say they're about a C-cup—"

[biteyourcrush]

@dizzyizzyharper​ replied: "Let me hide over here, I brought more takis." 

“RUN, BITCH- RUN!!!!”

THEY ARE STILL FLEEING NOW-

[noctualagenaria]

my main goal is to compliment you so sincerely and relentlessly that your head explodes from the force of blushing like an overfilled water balloon of blood. bc ur cute when u squawk :3 🤯

lsjkhd squAWK? ?? ? am i a bird to you ? ?? ?

[a-s-levynn]

Today's key phrase: caw caw mother fucker

[ask-crow-aus]

CAW CAW MOTHER FUCKER ILYT /PLATONIC

[mochegato]

Me: I have two things I'm trying to get out in the next week

My brain: cool, cool, cool. What if… we didn't do that and instead, this other newer, shinier idea

My clearly raven coded brain: caw, caw, let's go mother fucker

[a-lilguy]

Caw caw mother fuckers

[builderfreak]

not a one punch man YET. growth mindset. mariana if you're out there. ah er ahem caw caw

WHY ARE YOU IN MY INBOX ABOUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER GO TELL MARIANA THIS

[vergess]

having fun RBing your fursona? (good taste btw)

Alas, I'm one of those freaks that insists on having a Bird Sona.

Some people claim this makes me a scalie, but I've been a furry since before they were born and their newfangled notions simple don't apply to me.

Caw caw, mothers and fuckers of the jury.

Anyway, african wild dogs are simply my favourite canine. They are so full of love that they die of isolation in rehab centers, like, all the time. Very hard to rehab them.

[dailytwizzlygummy]

Caw caw mother fucker

"SLUG!!! NOT BIRD, SLUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[biteyourcrush]

@dizzyizzyharper​ replied: "Can I keep my hoodie this time please?" oh she is criminally cold. @sideblogstation replied: Oz is suddenly nowhere to be found actually.. goodbye world

Oh don’t worry, Izzy- you’re safe from her thieving paws.

Oz, Amira, and Brian (ESPECIALLY Brian) though?

Run.

[snugglyducklingbrewhouse]

Caw caw mother fucker

Love you❤️

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[cosm1cbrownie]

Okay, this is gonna sound inconsequential... but this actually reveals how large swaths of, what I dub, "Cap-not-Steve fans" Do Not Understand Steve Rogers

I don't like September 28th (or w/e the day was) as Steve's birthday either (January 3rd winter baby born of hardship is so much more symbolic) but anyone begging for Steve's real b-day to be America ca-caw 🦅 🇺🇸 does not get him tee bee aich¡

And really it speaks to just how much Marvel has (to this day) flanderized Steve into a generic cardboard cutout Mr. Murrica Sweet Home Alabama Man that his "fans” can get mad at any time Steve finally gets humanized like a real person and not a 🇺🇸🦅 propaganda bland white bread blank slate

the name "Captain America" was in-universe just a propaganda dancing stage show persona that Steve was put into, he hated it and wanted to actually fight for real. Every "Cap" thing should be treated as a foreign imposition that Steve has to muscle past in order to be a Real Hero.

A core (but often forgotten) part of Steve's character is him being treated as a joke even after the serum at first, and this is in part of his foil-ness with Bucky, who was in the military first and given the more dangerous and bloodier missions while Cap is pushed out to look good for the military propaganda camera crew that followed them around. A huge part of the Spectre of Captain America is that the identity was superimposed onto Steve and he was forced to play a part so he can strive to be a Real Hero too, and repeatedly a lot of those Real Hero moments are of Steve being in defiance to the flag that the Cap persona was made to serve. Steve's most human moments is when we remember that he was a person before he was told to be "Cap". So, ofc July 4th ain't his birthday lmaooo.

a lot of yall onhere&twt seem more about making him a "whimsical" unironic Sat morning cartoon/caricature of unrionic 🇺🇸🦅 propaganda, but that's literally when Steve's character is most disservice and least memorable. Him being a regular person sucked into the machinations of military and propaganda to then defy & forge his own identity through it is when the character is human and compelling

I'm not sure if you're the same person from last time, but I want to say smthn rq: his birthday is July 4th because it's fun and whimsy to do so, it was just fucking silly dude it's not that deep!!

The one of reason they chose Steve was bcz his birthday landed in July 4th, not he main reason but its a key fun little tid bit that doesn't need to be changed because it's LITERALLY his birthday. (And the fact that like,, his mom told him that the fireworks were "for him?" AWH. LIKE DONT REMOVE THAT THATS KEY TIME WITH HIS MOTHER-- It doesn't contribute much other than to say "hey your birthday is in independence day you might be viable for this cap thing alongside being a generally great dude lmao" changing it to September 28th doesn't add much other then removing fun little stuff like his july 4th birthday because marvel wants dumbass MCU syndication and makes everything boring and no-fun because of how the marvel movies are set up like a weird mishmash of All the worst parts of ults and Hickmanvengers alongside removing all the fun bits.

Also Chris evens is a Zionist I don't trust that fucker as cap anyway don't bring that shit over here 😭

Plus, on the part where you said that he "hated" being cap you are WRONG. dead ass wrong. MCU!Steve hated being cap, because it was a trait copied from ults.

Normal Steve (616 Before civil war, AA, MAA, emh, ma, you get the idea, even Hickmanvengers and ults Steve) all enjoyed being cap because they were able to be a moving force for young people and as we all know if you've read the comics steve loves doig stuff as cap and teaching kids and making people say and helping people and shit! He love it! He likes helping people and he has a strict moral code he abides by!! helping people isn't a job he just wants to do it because he can and he will and it's the same reason that the avengers aren't coworkers because they desire to do these things (helping people, seeing kids, saving the city,) because they chose to be that force that could guide people out of bad situations and HELP people with the power they have. MCu!Steve acts the way he does because the people writing him don't get his character and it seems to be neither do you.

The thing is is that Cap suffers from the fact that most people can't tell the different between the mask and the man behind it and that was a clear internal thing he struggled with as he comes to terms with living in the ultra modern 21st century 😭(and even then I have alot of gripes with the fact that people still think that Steve doesn't know how to operate technology: shut the fuck up he's like in his mid 20s he can figure it out easily he not a old cretin he has good reflexes and memory it shouldn't be that hard, also: watch The Episode "Super adaptoid" from the cartoon avengers assemble , or go watch the entire show while your at it, genuinely. he's the best characterized Steve we've had in such a long time)

As much as he is the personifying thing of a flying flag and some adaptations go to that stuff as being the core of his character it is only a small part of what is a symbol for peace and I think you don't realize that because on multiple occasions he disavows his captain America identity(Sentinel of Liberty, Y'know when he handed his Cap identity to Sam???) to help people without the ties and I think that's something alot of people forgot that despite the fact that due to the entire of who Steve is it wasnt the suit that built who he was and what he represents it was his character and choices.

That man is not a blank slate. He represents more than the war he faught in and the country he faught for and saying he's just that is a misservice to his character and who he representss outside and inside of the suit, any suit.

End of Ted talk uhhh (explodes) watch avengers assemble and pick up a cap comic from like.. pre-90s idk if you want I'll give you a reading list?? Read Man out of Time first though, yeah?

[wiypt-writes]

I have nothing to say other than those two got some serious shit to sort through 🤣🤣

[astral-glass]

A new STICKER design for my shop! Tokoyami is my fave bird and you can’t change my mind