#CAN YOU TELL I DONT LIKE HIM LOLLL
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man. fuck your boss so much forever, iām glad youāre leaving and hopefully donāt have to deal with that shit anymore. on your last day you should look him dead in the eye and push it off your desk like a cat
WHOOPS didnt see this yesterday but literally fuck him forever i cant wait to walk out of here this afternoon knowing fully well he still hasnt found a replacement and now needs to deal with the entire workload alone lmao
#like i know my ego is gigantic but for once its actually not my hubris talking when i said the reason this office is still going well is bc#i keep it all from falling apart#he comes in every day at like 12-1pm then does fuck all#hes literally always on his phone showing us memes that his contacts put in their whatsapp stories#and he only actually takes over a case when it is EXTREMELY urgent and when i literally dont legally have permission to handle it myself#he puts all his personal appointments like pedicure or massages or just hanging out with his mom like he puts it all in the work time window#the last month before his wedding he had whole days where he just didnt show up at all bc he was busy planning his wedding#do you think i couldve done that. as an employee. do you think i couldve just went ah well shucks i have personal stuff going on i cant#come in today lmao#like literally if he doesnt find a replacement soon hes gonna lose a whole bunch of customers#asks#anon#txt#CAN YOU TELL I DONT LIKE HIM LOLLL
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btw i think i may be attempting to enter into a long distance relationship w erik.
#ik nobody cares i think its annoying to constantly talk abt ur dating life on here#but like. this is my diary. so.#basically the deal is.i may very well be setting myself up for failure and heartbreak. but also i will regret it for the rest of my life#if i dont try#he feels important. like this feels different than it rlly ever has before. he felt important before i ever had any romantic feelings.#and like. idk if it was just bc i was so emotionally exhausted from all like the processing feelings and talking abt them and stuff but#he slept over. and i can NEVER sleep if someone is in my bed. but i slept really well. like literally in his arms i have NEVER been able to#sleep while im touching someone not once in my life.#this is so embarrassing lolll bc literally since i met him ive been talking abt him on here like 'oh my new friend i think hes into me but#im trying to just be friends' well. mission failed.#also my mom and my sister bc of COURSE any time i speak to a man its like well do you like him are you dating him. and i was like NO we are#just FRIENDS god can i just have a FRIEND#and so when i tell them. god it is going to be sooo humiliating. also he has multiple satanic tattoos so if he meets my mom....#long sleeves on that day methinks!#um anyway im getting ahead of myself. basically we had a talk yesterday abt all my doubts abt getting into a relationship when hes abt to#leave and we kind of talked through what we would do to make it work. I told him I still couldn't give him a sure answer bc when im with hi#it feels like it can work but when he was gone the other day after our first talk abt it i felt so sure it wouldnt work so i need to#sleep on it and think abt it without him there but idk i think i know my answer like at this point i feel like its worse to wonder.#i have to try yk?
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ź¦ź· š š š birthday sex ĀæĀ”
pairing bfĀ”drew starkey x femĀ”reader
summary just reader dealing with horny drew while hes away on his birthday
contatins fluff, slightly suggestive, age gap, drew texting like an old man!!
a/n little birthday texting oneshot because i love him so much agh!!
word count 702
ml <3: Where is my happy birthday?
You grinned, perking up when you noticed the message you received from your boyfriend. You typed in a quick response, knowing how sulky he gets when you take long to reply, especially when heās away.Ā
You: okay damn straight to the point
You: it hasnt even turned 12 yet :(Ā
ml <3: GurlĀ
You: men used to go to the war
You: now they have sass competitions w/ their girlfriends š
ml <3: LolllĀ
ml <3: Thatās not funny
You: why are you loling then old man
ml <3:: Hey! Iām not that old
You: well
You: u JUST turned 31Ā
You: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYYY I LOVE YOU
You: I wish I can see you :(Ā
ml <3: Hahaha thank youuuu!
ml <3: I love you beautifulĀ
ml <3: I can't wait to land I miss my pretty girlfriendĀ
You: stawppp blushes like a slut
ml <3: ??? Excuse me!Ā
ml <3: Proof? Send picture
You: u nasty
You: are u into that degrading shit
ml <3: I mean
ml <3: I donāt mind itĀ
ml <3: If you like it then I do and if you don't then itās okay. Either way I am happy as long as youāre content baby!
You: stop whyļæ½ļæ½d u take that so srsly i was joking
You: is this the perks of turning 31
ml <3: Ugh š
ml <3: You always do this!
You: ugh ure so cute i cant believe ure 21
You: 31* oops
ml <3: Are you shaming me for growing now?
You: no i love u
ml <3: You*Ā
You: i have a surprise for u
You: i cant wait for u to landĀ
ml <3: YOU HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ME??? š
You: yeahahhĀ
ml <3: What is it
ml <3: Please show me Please Pleaseeeeee
You: its a surprise i cant :( when u get home i swear!
ml <3: Did you get me condoms?Ā
You: pardon me!
You: when have i ever gotten you condoms for ur birthday
ml <3: š
You: get that skunky face off my screen
ml <3: š
You: LMAOĀ
ml <3: Tell me!
You: i cant baby that will ruin the surpriseĀ
ml <3: Are you likeā¦Ā
You: ??? am i what
ml <3: did you actually get me condoms
You: why do u keep bringing up the condoms is it on ur birthday wishlist or something
ml <3: Itās not a bad presentĀ
You: DREW.Ā
ml <3: Can we fuck when I get back
You: oh
ml <3: Ugh I miss you
ml <3: Jusā thought about fucking you and now Iām horny
You: are u like
ml <3: Am I what baby
You: are u trolling ahaha is this a joke
ml <3: ā¦
You: drew omff
You: why would you say that
ml <3: Sorry baby
ml <3: Fuck I miss your lips
You: which ones
You: i take that back please dont answer
ml <3: Both
ml <3: Can we have birthday sex please
You: hello??? where did that come from
ml <3:: Sorry Iām horny
ml <3: Do you think it feels different from normal sex
You: well if i had to guess it would probably be more thrilling, maybe?
ml <3: We should test out that theory
ml <3: Verify whether itās trueĀ
You: shush omg
You: u suck
ml <3: My dick
ml <3: can you suck my dick when Iām back
You: omg shut up
ml <3: Is that a no? :(Ā
You: yeahā¦ ur 31!!! too old 4 me
ml <3: Nah you're right I could be your father
You: k its not that bad
You: itās only 4 years
ml <3: 6*
ml <3: actually
ml <3: 7 now what the fuck
You: STOPPĀ
You: ure so cute please marry meĀ
ml <3: LolĀ
ml <3: Iām horny
You: drew omg
ml <3: Should I rub one out in the plane bathroom?
You: š¤¦āāļø
You: just wait until ure backĀ
ml <3: Wait
ml <3: WAIT AXTUALLY?Ā
You: WHAT
ml <3: ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS
ml <3: Omg I am so ExcitedĀ
You: loserĀ
ml <3: So, birthday sex yeah?
You: i hate you
ml <3: i love you too babyĀ
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Belonging with them
Day 3: Belonging.
Summary: He knew where he belonged now.
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Word Count: 1150
Warnings: azzie continues being jelly of kaden lolll
A/n: i love hazel sm yall dont get it š„ŗ this fic is based on a short i saw on yt and the dad is like the biggest hunk and gave such cassian vibes and he genuinely cried š„ŗ i was gonna write this fic for cassian but then i decided to give this to azzie cus he deserves to cry hehe
(if you dont know hazel and kaden, theyre from my mini series overprotective bat. it was a 2 part series which can be found on my azriel masterlist. all the fic in this week will be revolving around these two cuties hehe)
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"I donāt really know where I fit in anymore."
"Iāve been alive almost five and a half centuries and Iām not sure of that, either."
The day he had said those words to Feyre seemed like a lifetime away, as if experienced in a dream centuries ago when he was younger and could not differentiate between reality and what his brain had conjured up. But he knew, it had merely been five years.
The five years he had cherished the most in his life.
He loved his family. He adored the way Rhys and Cassian bickered during their annual snowball fight, the way Amren found a way to slide in a snide remark at every dinner, the way Mor would always be ready to go partying. Above all, he adored how all his family including the Archeron sisters would be ready to help him and be there for him any day. Even in the middle of the night when he did not want to wake up his wife but knew he needed someone to help him with his crying daughter.
Butā¦ they did not complete him. He loved them to bits and would readily give his life for themā¦ before he met his now wife and decided she was the one he would spend his life with, mating bond be damned. He had lost all hopes of finding his mate back then after waiting for five centuries.
Imagine his shock when on their wedding day, he felt another thread of gold tying him to his wife.
Now as he sat watching his daughter pet a purring Nuts lounging on the low table in front of him while explaining to him how tea was made, he smiled.
He had found his place of belonging. And it was with his wife and daughter.
Of course, there had to be that boy trying to take his daughter away from him. What was his name? Kade? Kaden? Azriel thought bitterly.
He knew he was being dramatic. His daughter was barely four years at this point, no four year old was going to steal her away.
Hazel turned to Azriel, making him focus all his attention on her. He offered her a smile when she handed him a small pink cup.
"What is this?" He asked, bringing the empty toy to his lips.
She shot him an incredulous look. "Itās the tea you ordered daddy."
"Oh, yeah sorry, I was thinking about something."
She shook her head. "Stop thinking and focus, daddy. Kaden always pays attention."
Azriel stilled.
I am being compared to a four year old boy now? What has life come to.
He sighed, mumbling out an apology even though all he wanted to do was tell her to stay away from that boy.
He did not want to be forced to go apologise again.
She began fumbling with the littered toys on the desk once more, completely ignoring Azriel in favour of mumbling instructions to Nuts, as if teaching him how to cook.
As he watched her move over to the huge armchair and place a cup on it, conversing with what Azriel could only hope was not spirits of the deceased, his curiosity peaked.
Maybe it was a bad idea, but he needed to make sure that she was not getting overly friendly with Kaden.
"Hazel, this tea is amazing." He waited till she giggled before continuing. "By the way, howās school?"
It was daycare to help her get accustomed to going to school next year, but Hazel insisted she was a big girl and attended big girl school.
"Itās fine. Miss Black gave me a gold star yesterday because I helped her." Hazel was focused on the air she was stirring in her red pot as she talked, lips pursed slightly in concentration.
"Hmm. Whoās your best friend?"
Please donāt say Kaden. Not Kaden. Please.
She turned around to glare at him, and he wondered if by any chance he had said the words aloud. But he knew he hadnāt. Azriel wouldnāt let himself speak without permission from himself.
Her brows bunched up, lips pouting and eyes narrowed, she looked as offended as an old grandma being told her grandchild was full and did not want more food.
"Daddy, itās you. Youāre my best friend." She rolled her eyes.
Azriel watched. He simply watched her return back to stirring her pot.
Cassian had been the one to teach her the eye rolling. Azriel had been amused. Seeing a child barely reaching his knees roll her eyes at him like she had lived five lives was nothing short of funny.
But right now, it felt anything but.
Itās you daddy.
His eyes were prickling, that was his first conscious thought after long moments of silence in his head. His vision was getting blurry, throat clogging. Tell tale signs of a sob session oncoming. But he could not bring himself to care as he stared at this little faeling, who did not even realise what she had done.
Youāre my best friend.
Azriel simply sat back against the couch, the cushions pressing against his bare back, and let the tears have their way on his skin.
Iām her best friend.
Even despite the emotions Hazel had brought forth, somewhere in the back of his mind Azriel was rejoicing that her best friend was not Kaden.
Guess Iām never beating the territorial illyrian accusations.
The shadows settled down on his shoulders, swirling softly against his skin as they too watched Hazel play and pet Nuts occasionally. They did not inform him of his wifeās arrival in the living room. They did not have to. He simply felt when her presence was near. The all consuming feeling of love growing stronger in his chest being another indicator.
"Hazel, itās bath time baby. Letās go."
Hazel huffed as if what Y/n had said was the most outrageous thing ever. "Mommy, I canāt leave yet. There are customers."
Azriel practically felt his wifeās eyes narrow. "Daddy can attend to your customers."
Hazel turned to look at Azriel pleadingly, her eyes wide and placating before they filled with shock. "Daddy why are you crying!"
Y/n drew closer. "Azzie?"
Azriel blinked, smiling up at his wife before picking up his daughter. "Itās nothing. Just some dust."
Hazel turned to scowl at Nuts. "I told you to clean up properly. Now see, because of you my daddy is crying."
Azriel huffed out a laugh, pressing his lips to her round cheek.
"Letās go shower baby. Iāll even get your toys, yeah?"
Azrielās gaze swung to Y/n at the end of his sentence. She gave him a knowing smile.
"Can Nuts come too? Please daddy, mommy!"
"Fine, but no splashing." Y/n pointed a finger at the father-daughter duo, eyebrows raised.
Hazel had begun to whine, but even she knew not to argue when mommy was serious.
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sheās just like candy
sheās so sweet.
contains: dad!alex, smut (unprotected piv, fingering) thatās about it sorry lolll
word count: 4.8k
MINORS DONT INTERACT!
youād been with him for a while, met his family, even his daughter. she was lovely, a spitting image of her him. her brown eyes, brown hair and smile. it was the cutest thing youād ever seen. you didnāt think youād be that fond of children but here you were, playing dolls with her in his house and going through halloween costumes with her.
alex watched from the doorframe, you didnāt know he was there. he snuck up to you, making you scream into laughter, the little girl joining in.
ājesus christ, did you have to sneak up on me like that?ā you scolded but your voice soft. the little girl giggled once more, her hair bouncing as she jumped up and down.
olivia looked up at alex, her smile beaming at him. ādaddy, look! we picked this costume!ā her voice was sweet. she stood up and posed, showing off her outfit. she twirled around and smiled.
alex kneeled down to her level, pulling her into a big hug. āyou look great, poppet.ā he ruffled her hair, making her squirm in his arms, protesting for him to stop messing her hair up. he giggled in response. you looked at them both, a big smile growing on your face.
as olivia continued to squirm and protest, alex only seemed to laugh more, clearly enjoying the playful banter between them. watching them together reminded you of how lucky you were to have found someone who was not only a great partner but also an amazing father.
olivia finally managed to wriggle out of his grip, her hair a messy tangle after his ruffling. she pouted up at him, but there was a twinkle in her eye that showed she was secretly amused. she ran over to you. ācan you fix my hair please. daddy messed it up.ā she looked at alex and pouted which made him laugh.
you smiled at her and beckoned her over. āof course, sweetheart.ā you sat down and gestured for her to sit down in front of you. olivia sat down on the floor in front of you and you started to brush through her hair, trying to tame the messy tangles.
as you combed through her hair, olivia started to chatter away, telling you about school and her friends and all the things she was excited about for halloween. you listened patiently, smiling at her stories and making small talk in between.
alex stood nearby, leaning against the wall with a soft smile on his face as he watched the two of you interact. he could see the bond growing between you and his daughter, and it made his heart swell with happiness.
you finished sorting out her hair and gave it a final brush, making sure it was perfectly neat and neat again. olivia got up and ran over to the mirror to check her reflection, a look of absolute joy on her face.
"thanks!" she exclaimed and ran over to you to give you a big hug.
you hugged her back, feeling a lump form in your throat. being around olivia made you feel like a part of something bigger, something more meaningful. you looked up and saw alex still smiling, a proud look in his eyes.
olivia skipped back over to alex, tugging at his sleeve. "daddy, can we watch a movie?" she asked with pleading eyes. alex chuckled and picked her up, hoisting her up onto his hip.
āi thought you wanted to go trick or treating?" he asked, bouncing her up and down playfully.
olivia's eyes widened with excitement, suddenly remembering the reason why you guys were looking at costumes. "oh yeah!" she exclaimed, her legs kicking as she squirmed in his arms. "can we go? please, please, please!"
alex looked over at you, a grin on his face. āwhat do you think? up for a night of trick or treating?" he asked, his eyes sparkling with mischief.
you shrugged, not knowing if you should or shouldnāt. you didnāt want to ruin their time as dad and daughter but you also wanted to join in. ādo you want me to come?ā you asked.
alexās expression softened at your answer. āof course we want you to come, love.ā he said, his voice gentle. olivia nodded enthusiastically, her eyes wide.
you couldnāt help but smile at their excitement. āalright, then. count me in.ā you said, getting up from the couch and joining them.
āyes!ā olivia exclaimed, pumping her fist into the air. alex chuckled and put her down. āgo get your shoes on, poppet.ā he said, giving her hair one last messy ruffle before she dashed out of the room.
as olivia rushed off to get ready, alex turned to you, a soft smile on his face. he reached out and took your hand, giving it a light squeeze. āthank you for this.ā
you returned his smile, feeling a warmth spread through you at his words. āno need to thank me. iām happy to spend time with you both.ā your eyes met, and in that moment, you felt an undeniable connection between the three of you, one that was growing stronger with each passing day.
olivia came back into the room, her shoes on and her excitement levels off the charts. āiām ready!ā she exclaimed, jumping up and down again. alex laughed and ruffled her hair once more, clearly loving how energetic she was.
you chuckled, loving her enthusiasm. "okay, i think we're all set then." you said, grabbing your jacket from the coat rack.
as you all headed out the door, olivia skipped ahead, her costume rustling softly as she moved. she looked back over her shoulder at the two of you, her smile lighting up her face. alex put his hand on your lower back, guiding you outside.
the three of you spent half of the evening knocking on doors, screaming trick or treat and enjoying each others company. before you knew it, oliviaās pace was starting to slow down meaning she was tired and past her bedtime.
after a few more houses, you all decided to go back to the house. opening the door and being greeted by the coldness of the house. goosebumps hitting your skin. alex spent five minutes trying to convince olivia to go to sleep, after she while she gave up her fight and let alex take her to bed.
you stayed in the living room, waiting for alex to come back downstairs. you sat on the couch, the evening's events swirling around in your head. you were lost in thought, when you heard alex's footsteps echoing down the stairs.
he walked into the room, looking a little exhausted. he sat down next to you with a sigh. "she's finally asleep." he said, running a hand through his hair. "always a struggle getting her to fall asleep."
you chuckled, feeling a pang of sympathy for him. you knew all too well how stubborn kids could be when it came to bedtime. "well, she has a lot of energy. it's no wonder it takes her a while to settle down."
alex nodded, a small smile playing on his lips. "you're telling me. i love her to bits, but sometimes i just wish she wasnāt so hyper.ā
you laughed, imagining how chaotic it must be trying to get her to focus on anything for more than a few minutes at a time. "i can only imagine. i donāt know how you handle it on a daily basis."
alex rolled his eyes playfully. "i have no idea how i do it either, but itās all worth it when i see her smile." he leaned back into the couch, stretching is arms above his head.
you smiled at his words. hearing him talk about his daughter always melted your heart. "you're a great dad, you know that?" you said, nudging his shoulder with yours.
alex looked at you, a soft smile on his face. "thanks, love. i try my best. sheās everything to me." he paused for a moment, his expression turning contemplative. "youāre good with her too, you know. she really looks up to you."
you blushed slightly at his words, not used to being praised for your interactions with olivia. "you really think so?" you asked, feeling a little self-conscious.
alex nodded emphatically. āi know so. she always asks about the next time sheāll get to see you. she practically lights up when she knows youāre coming over. itās adorable.ā
your heart swelled at his words. it was one thing to have a good relationship with alex, but it was something else entirely to know that his daughter also liked having you around. āi canāt believe she enjoys my presence that much.ā you mused.
alex chuckled, shaking his head. āwhy is it so hard to believe? i enjoy your presence too, you know.ā he reached out and took your hand in his, intertwining his fingers with yours.
you felt a familiar flutter in your chest as he held your hand. no matter how many times he touched you, it always sent a shiver down your spine. "i know you do." you said, your voice soft. "but it's still weird to think that she likes me as much as you do."
"well, youād better believe it." alex replied, giving your hand a gentle squeeze. "olivia has a good eye for people, and she can tell when someone is genuine. and you, my love, are nothing but genuine."
you felt a blush creeping up your cheeks again, feeling a little overwhelmed by his compliment. "you really have a way with words, you know that?" you teased, trying to lighten the mood.
alex grinned, enjoying the effect he had on you. "what can i say? i know how to flatter the ladies." he leaned in a little closer, his eyes sparkling mischievously. "or at least, i know how to flatter you."
you couldnāt help but laugh, feeling both flustered and happy at the same time. "careful, alex. too many compliments and youāll start inflating my ego."
"i wouldn't mind if your ego went up a bit." alex replied, his tone playful. "you deserve to feel good about yourself." he reached up with his free hand, gently tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.
you felt your heart skip a beat as his fingers grazed against your skin. alex was always so gentle with you, like you were something fragile and precious. "youāre being sweet again." you accused, a small smile playing on your lips.
alex chuckled, a mischievous twinkle in his eyes. "you bring out the sweetness in me." he replied, his fingers now tracing a path down the side of your neck.
you shivered slightly at his touch, feeling a heat spread throughout your body. it was like every time he touched you, it sent a current of electricity through your veins. "you're making it hard to focus on anything but you." you said, your voice a little hoarse.
alexās grin widened, knowing full well the effect he had on you. "oh really?" he leaned in closer, his eyes locking onto yours.
"really." you breathed, your pulse quickening. alex was so close you could feel the heat radiating from his skin. it was as if he had a gravitational pull that lured you in, making it impossible to resist him.
"i see." alexās voice was low and sultry, his breath warm against your ear, his hand now resting on your thigh. āyouāre pretty, you know that?ā
you felt a shiver run down your spine as his hand rested on your leg. āyouāve mentioned that before.ā you replied, managing to keep your voice steady. alexās proximity was making it hard to think straight.
"well, iāll keep reminding you until you believe it." alex said, his fingers tracing lazy circles on your skin. he chuckled softly, his breath tickling your ear. "i donāt think you realize how beautiful you are."
you couldnāt help but blush at his words, feeling both embarrassed and pleased by his compliments. āi think youāre exaggerating a bit.ā you mumbled, looking down at your lap.
alex gently grasped your chin, tilting your head up to meet his gaze. "iām not exaggerating," he said, his tone firm but gentle. "i mean every word.ā he paused for a moment, his eyes searching your face. "i should really stop before you get a big head."
you let out another small laugh, feeling a mix of emotions swirling inside you. "don't worry, my ego is still in check." you replied jokingly, trying to maintain a sense of normalcy despite the butterflies in your stomach.
"good." alex said, his thumb tracing the line of your jaw. he leaned in even closer, his lips now hovering just inches from yours. "I wouldnāt want you getting too full of yourself."
you couldn't help but hold your breath as his lips got closer to yours, your heart fluttering in your chest. "i think i can manage." you breathed, your voice barely above a whisper.
"iāll hold you to that." alex murmured, his gaze dropping to your lips. his thumb traced the contour of your bottom lips, sending a jolt of electricity down your spine.
you were about to say something witty in response, when alex closed the distance between you, his lips claiming yours in a deep, passionate kiss. all rational thought left your mind as he kissed you, your body melting against his.
alex wrapped his arms around you, pulling you closer to him as he continued to kiss you. his tongue darting out to meet yours, his grip soft. his scent was intoxicating, a mix of musk and cologne that sent your senses into overdrive.
you let yourself get lost in the moment, your hands burying themselves in his hair as you returned his kiss with equal fervor. the world around you faded away, leaving only the two of you in this intimate bubble.
alex pulled away from the kiss, but only to trail his lips down your neck, leaving a trail of fiery kisses in their wake. he gently nipped at the sensitive skin, making you gasp and cling onto him tighter.
"alex..." you whispered, your voice thick with desire. his stubble grazed your skin, sending shivers down your spine. he chuckled softly against your neck, leaving a trail of love bites along your skin.
alex's hands were roaming freely over your body, his touch leaving a trail of fire in their path. he pulled you onto his lap, his hands coming to rest on your hips, holding you tightly against him.
you straddled his hips, your body fitting perfectly against his as you looked down at him. his eyes were darkened with desire, his mouth slightly parted as he gazed up at you. "you drive me crazy, you know that?" he whispered, his hands tightening their grip on your waist.
you smiled down at him, feeling a rush of power at the effect you had on him. "i could say the same for you." you replied, leaning down and tracing a path along his jawline with your lips.
alex let out a soft groan, his head tilting back to give you better access to his neck. your fingers found their way under his shirt, tracing the muscles of his chest and stomach. his skin was hot against your touch, his body responding to you in a way that made your head spin.
your lips continued their journey down his neck, feeling his pulse quicken under your touch. you could feel him growing harder beneath you, his body responding to your every move. your hands roamed over his chest, tracing patterns over his skin as you nibbled on his earlobe.
"god, you're killing me." alex breathed, his hands gripping your hips with a near-bruising force. he pulled your face back up to his, his lips crashing into yours in a sloppy, desperate kiss.
you matched the intensity of his kiss, your tongue tangling with his as your body pressed flush against his. you could feel the heat radiating from him, the desperate need in his touch as his hands ran over your back.
alex suddenly shifted, picking you up and carrying you up the stairs to his bedroom. shutting the door behind him with his foot, careful to not wake the child sleeping in the room opposite.
he laid you down on the bed, his body following soon after. he propped himself up on his forearms, hovering above you. his breath hitched as he looked down at you, a mixture of desire and awe in his eyes.
"i want you." he said, his voice hoarse with need. he leaned down and captured your lips in another kiss, his hands already working on removing your shirt.
you arched your back, aiding him in his quest to undress you. your heart was pounding in your chest as his hands roamed over your bare skin, leaving a trail of fire in their path.
alex pulled back, admiring your exposed body for a moment before he began to slowly remove his own shirt. you watched with bated breath as each inch of his torso was revealed, the sight making your mouth go dry.
he tossed the shirt aside before leaning back over you, his body pressing against yours. you could feel his hardness against your thigh and it made you shiver with anticipation. he captured your lips in another deep kiss, his tongue delving into your mouth as his hands continued their exploration of your body.
you wrapped your legs around his waist, pulling him closer. your fingers dug into his back, feeling the muscles flexing beneath your touch. alex groaned into the kiss, his hips grinding against yours, his need for you growing more urgent.
he broke the kiss, his mouth trailing down your neck once more. his teeth nipped at the sensitive skin, making you gasp and arch your back. his hands were everywhere, touching and squeezing all the right spots, leaving you feeling like a bundle of nerves on fire.
alex made his way down your body, his lips and tongue worshiping every inch of your skin. his hands continued to roam, caressing and massaging your body. you were a trembling mess, your mind clouded with pleasure, your body surrendering completely to his touch.
he reached the hem of your pants, his fingers toying with the waistband. he looked up at you, his eyes dark and questioning, asking for permission. you nodded, unable to form words, feeling a rush of anticipation.
alex wasted no time, his fingers quickly unbuttoning your pants and sliding them down your legs, discarding them on the floor. he ran his hands back up your legs, his touch soft as he caressed your thighs.
he settled between your legs, his fingers tracing the edge of your panties, the thin fabric separating his touch from your most intimate parts. you whimpered, your hips arching towards him, trying to find some relief from the growing tension inside you.
alex chuckled, his breath warm against your skin. "so impatient." he murmured, his fingers now delving beneath the fabric, slowly exploring the sensitive flesh underneath. you sucked in a breath, your hand coming up to muffle the moan that escaped your lips.
alex continued his torturous teasing, his fingers dancing along the edges of where you desperately wanted him. his lips returned to your neck, leaving a trail of hot kisses as he slowly unraveled you.
you were a writhing mess under his touch, your body begging for something. you could feel the pleasure building, a coiled tension gathering in your core. you clung onto him, your nails digging into his back as you tried to muffle you moans.
alex finally took mercy on you, his fingers finally moving your panties to the side and attaching his fingers to where you needed them most. you gasped, your body arching off the bed as his touch ignited a fire inside you. his mouth found yours, capturing your moans greedily.
his fingers started moving, his touch bringing you closer and closer to the edge. you were a trembling mess, your body responding to his every touch. his tongue tangled with yours, your moans getting lost in his mouth.
alex changed the angle of his hand slightly, his fingers hitting a spot that made you see stars. you gasped, your body tensing as the pleasure shot through you like electricity. you broke away from the kiss, your head falling back onto the pillow as you gasped for air.
"alex, i-" you started to say, but the words were cut off by another moan as he curled his fingers in just the right way. your thoughts were scattered, your mind reeling as the pleasure built and built, growing stronger and stronger.
"shh, i know." alex murmured, his fingers continuing their relentless pace. "let go." he commanded, his mouth now trailing kisses down your neck once more.
his words pushed you over the edge, and you let go, your body shuddering as the waves of pleasure crashed over you. you cried out, your hands grasping at the sheets, your mind filled with nothing but white-hot ecstasy.
alex slowed his movements, helping you ride out the aftershocks of your climax. he kissed your neck, your shoulders, mumbling soft words of praise into your skin.
you laid there, panting and trembling, your body slowly coming back down to earth. alex's hands continued to move over your skin, caressing and soothing your hypersensitive body.
he moved back up, hovering above you once more. he was a mess himself, his hair tousled and his eyes dark and intense. he lowered his forehead to yours, his breath mingling with yours as he tried to regain his own composure.
you were still catching your breath when you felt him pressing against you, signaling his need. you looked up at him, his eyes searching yours, asking a silent question. you nodded, your body already responding to his touch.
alex groaned, his eyes closing briefly as he felt your response. he reached between you, fumbling with his own pants for a moment before he was finally free. he looked down at you, his eyes filled with need.
he captured your lips in a deep, passionate kiss as he settled between your thighs. you felt him pressing against your entrance, the feeling making you gasp into the kiss. he slowly pushed inside you, drawing out an unrestrained moan from you.
he let out a low growl, his body shuddering as he slowly filled you. you wrapped your legs around his waist, trying to pull him closer, deeper. your hands dug into his back, your nails leaving imprints on his skin.
alex pulled back a bit, needing a moment to collect himself. he looked down at you, his eyes burning with desire. he reached out and pushed a strand of hair away from your face, his touch surprisingly gentle given the intensity of the moment.
"you okay?" he asked, his voice rough. you nodded, feeling the last remnants of trepidation draining from you, leaving only a deep, primal need. you wanted him, all of him.
"good." alex said, his voice a low rumble. he began to move then, slowly at first, his hips rolling against yours. you threw your head back, a gasp escaping you as he filled you in a way that made you feel complete.
he set a slow, steady pace, each movement calculated and precise. his mouth found your neck, his teeth scraping against your skin, his lips leaving hot, open-mouthed kisses in their path.
you moved with him, your body instinctively matching his rhythm. your fingers dug into his hair and shoulders, needing something to hold onto as the pleasure coiled deep within you once again.
alex's movements grew more urgent, his thrusts getting harder and faster. he was losing his control, his body taking over. he let out a soft string of curses, his mouth now nipping at your earlobe.
you were close again, the building pleasure threatening to overwhelm you. you tightened your legs around his waist, trying to pull him deeper, wanting him to fill you completely. alex groaned at the change in angle, his breath ragged and uneven.
"i'm not gonna last much longer." he confessed, his voice hoarse. "i need you to-" he started to say, but was cut off by a low moan as he hit that spot inside you that made you see stars.
"alex-" you managed to gasp out, your voice trembling. "i'm close. so close." you weren't even sure if your words were coherent, but he seemed to understand, as his hand slid down between your bodies and found that sensitive bundle of nerves. his thumb started making small circles on you, the added stimulation almost too much. you shuddered, your body coiling tight as you neared the edge.
"let go for me." alex breathed, his words a broken gasp as he continued to move inside you. "let go, i got you."
his words broke the dam, and you came undone, your body shuddering against his as the pleasure tore through you. you cried out, your nails digging into his skin, your mind wiped clean of any thought save for the overwhelming ecstasy coursing through you.
alex followed after you, his thrusts becoming erratic and uneven as he found his own release. he let out a guttural moan, burying his face in the crook of your neck as he came. his body pressed against you, his weight pinning you to the bed as you both rode out the after shudders of pleasure. both of you were panting, your bodies slick with sweat. alex slowly lifted his head, his eyes hazy and satisfied as he looked down at you.
a small smile tugged at the corners of his mouth, his expression tender. he reached up and pushed some damp hair away from your forehead, his touch gentle and affectionate. "you're amazing." he breathed, his voice thick with emotion. "absolutely amazing.
you smiled up at him, feeling a wave of affection wash over you. you reached out and traced your fingers along his jawline, feeling the stubble scratching softly against your skin. "you're not so bad yourself." you teased, your voice still breathless.
alex chuckled, the sound sending a ripple of happiness through you. he rolled off of you, collapsing onto the bed beside you. he pulled you closer, wrapping his arms around you and holding you tightly against his chest.
you snuggled closer, relishing in the feeling of being cocooned in his arms. you could hear the steady beat of his heart, the soft rise and fall of his chest. you placed your hand over his heart, feeling the steady rhythm against your palm.
alex pressed a kiss to the top of your head, his hand drawing lazy circles on your back. you both laid there, silently basking in each other's presence. the room was filled with a comfortable silence, the only sound the soft breathing of the other.
after a few moments, alex spoke, breaking the silence. "i could get used to this," he said, his voice still rough from exertion. "having you in my bed, in my arms."
you felt a flutter in your chest at his words, a warmth spreading through you. you looked up at him, seeing the soft smile on his face. "i could get used to it too," you confessed, your voice a whisper.
alex's smile grew, his eyes crinkling at the corners. he reached out and tucked a strand of hair behind your ear, his touch tender. "move in with me." he said, his voice softer than you had ever heard it before.
your heart skipped a beat, his words taking you completely by surprise. you pulled back slightly, looking up at him with wide eyes. "what?" you asked, your voice trembling slightly.
"move in with me," alex repeated, his eyes searching yours. "i want to wake up every morning with you in my bed. i want to come home from work and find you waiting for me. i want you to be the one to keep olivia company when im not here."
your mind was spinning, your thoughts a jumbled mess. move in with him? it was a big step, a huge commitment. but the thought of waking up beside him every day, sharing your life with him, it was incredibly tempting.
"alex, i-" you started to say, not sure how to form your thoughts into words.
but alex cut you off, his hand coming up to cup your cheek. "you don't have to decide right now," he said, his eyes filled with understanding. "take your time. just...think about it, okay? promise me you'll think about it."
you looked at him, his expression earnest, his eyes pleading. you could see the vulnerability behind his tough exterior. he was laying his heart on the line, asking you to consider a future together. how could you say no to that?
a/n: hi, happy halloween. sorry i havenāt posted in a while, i havenāt been in a writing mood and lifeās been so crazy. hopefully iāll be back into a regular routine of posting soon. love u all š¤
#justallmyfantasies#alex turner x reader#alex turner#alex turner fic#alex turner fanfic#alex turner x fem!reader#alex turner x you#alex turner smut#dad!alex#happy halloween
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Have you already shared your alonzostrap headcanons? Also do you have any fic recs with them?
i have not !!! lemme run through em rq ehehe
there will be a LOOTTT under the cut....so for everyones sake, here is this small doodle of them:D feel free to scroll past if you dont wanna read my rambling
i think that alonzo is a very heavy sleeper, and munkustrap is NOT. i feel like alonzo would toss and turn and snore real loud, and munkustrap is just curled into a ball snoozing quietly... when he wakes up, which is earlier than it should be, the only thing keeping him from getting up is alonzos dead weight. alonzo would totally sleep for 12 hours at a time, and munk would only get a solid 6 lolll ((it was also SUCH a learning curve for him to tune out alonzos snoring))
alonzo, whos usually always showing off or restraining his emotions to seem Cool, really allows himself to let all of that go with munk! he is very comfortable putting his bravado away for a time. he knows that munk doesnt see him as someone who needs protection, which makes him feel more sincerely confident:) one of alonzos words is "uncertain" so i play into that a loott for them
meanwhile, munkustrap feels very protected with lonz...i wouldnt say he sees him just as a shoulder to lean on, but where alonzo was a street cat who Knows His Stuff, munk kind of lets the reigns go. he does NOT usually like being taken care of by any means but he is comfortable letting alonzo do so! he still struggles to communicate his needs though, i think. the only reason alonzo can usually tell is just because being near eachother is second nature
though i think when they met, alonzo disliked munkustrap just as much as he disliked every other stranger cat he met on the streets. he could tolerate him being around, but he didnt really have friends so he was under the assumption that munk would tire of alonzos one word responses eventually, and leave. also, alonzo was and still is very much the "i dont need help" type lol
meanwhile munkustrap was absolutely ecstatic to find another cat his age that he didnt already know!! he reeeaally wanted to get to know alonzo, and maybe show him the junkyard one day for fun. sooo imagine munks suprise when alonzo shows up to the junkyard one day after a bad run in with macavity
he offers alonzo his own sort of guest den, but is even MORE shocked when alonzo asks to stay with him in his den.!!!!
long story short....they were roommates....unfortunately nothing happened for a very long time because alonzo didnt think munk liked him like that, and vise versa. it happened veeerry slowly, with more touchiness and words of affection...i think they had a "what are we" phase
uuuhhh heres a thing. first 2 panels are earlier in the timeline if it wasnt obvious by munks collarlessness !!! also gus. hiii gus
my fic recs...hmmm...im gonna have to go with
- Did It Hurt when You Fell From Heaven? by OnTheFritz
- Moments of Happiness by OnTheFritz (again)
- Sick Days by OnTheFritz (sorryy, they made a lottt of the alonzostrap stuff on the tag)
- A Pattern of Timeless Moments by Immasari
i cannot find my most favorite one for some reason...this is so sad idk where it went
#sorry this took a very long time to answer#these two cats make me insane. like its bad. theres countless other hcs and ideas i have (which include songs i think are them)#but that is TOOO much for tumblr. to me. its okay#alonzostrap 4 ever#cats the musical#munkustrap#alonzo cats#alonzostrap#cats ranting#my art#i guess#ohh im so embarassed putting this up#i hope its in character aauugh dont flame me !!!!
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Omg yaaaas i agree w that other anon, if you ever have like tidbits or random thoughts about military asset soap I'd gobble them up! Ofc you got a lot going on so no pressure at all to write more of it because you already fed us SO FUCKIN WELL OMG! But i can fully say i went nuts over what you wrote like the idea is sooooo delicious, and the buildup/tension is a lot of fun! Also sorry im gonna drop a headcanon that just came to me but imagining soap coming back from the mission (successful duh) and like maybe they dont let him have the reader right away, they put him back in the adjoining cell and tell him "tomorrow" and soap just sits on his bed maybe worn out from the mission, and he just STARES at you all night long. Has the scariest fucking smile on his face. The BUILDUP i tell you THE BUILDUP ššššš anyway again this isnt pressure to write more that idea just came to me while i was writing this ask lolll. Okay im done have a good day!!!
no but your brain is fucking humongous.
i love love love a really good build up of tension and oh my god. Soap looking forward to getting you to himself throughout that whole mission only to find out that for some unexplained reason, he's not allowed you. maybe they want to keep him in top form for something they have planned for the next day - whatever the reason, he's put back in his cell even after being hosed down (not like an actual hose lmao just imagine a super industrial shower or something idk).
he sits still in his cell all night staring at you, just absolutely bricked up. he's still dripping from his shower and clothes roughly put on; he keeps clenching his jaw and swallowing whenever you move, eyes tracking you like a hound. he doesn't say a word but you already know that tomorrow is going to be bad when they finally let him in.
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i love the implication that ppl are constantly flirting with her bc shes hot and dont really notice her rambling BUT
Logan flirts AND pays attention to her- i think that might score him some points with jamie, not to mention how hes's already keeping a closer eye on theo
can we get a long HC of her rambling at someone else (maybe Scott bc sure yeah he's cute but also, he's the main person that will be training her son and she wants to make a good impression but she's nervous) and Logan is just glaring because, what the fuck??? Scott is as interesting as a house plant, why are they talking and laughing so much? i think at one point Jean pulls up and raises her eyebrows like, 'well, at least that's going well. why are you so frowny?'
'im not frowning- your boyfriend is just stretching this meeting out to piss me off'
'and why would he do that? you know... i trust scott completely but even I would do a double take on your... friend there.'
'why cant you be the one to train Theo?'
WAIT I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS IDEA HONEEEYā¤ļø
Logan flirts AND pays attention to her- i think that might score him some points with jamie, not to mention how hes's already keeping a closer eye on theo This is a very good point! ā¤ļø Like, not only does Logan not get "annoyed" by her rambling, he actually loves it š„° And like you said, he is already keeping an eye on Theo, which is very important for Sunshine and Jamie ā¤ļø
and Logan is just glaring because, what the fuck??? Scott is as interesting as a house plant, why are they talking and laughing so much? LOGAN asdfghjkl-
JEAN CASUALLY MENTIONING THAT LOLLLš And if even THAT flew over Logan's head, that's how you know he's fully focused on Scott and Sunshine š
I feel like Jean would just stare at him and go like,
"Because they have the same power?"
"I mean-"
"Theo can create energy blasts."
"So can you when you want to."
"That's a little different. Besides, don't tell me you're jealous."
"Me? Jealous? Don't be ridiculous."
"I don't know Logan, you've been glaring at Scott for almost half an hour now."
"That's not why. I just don't know why he's a comedian all of a sudden."
"He can be funny."
"I'll take your word for it."
"And if anything, she's as obsessed with you as you are with her so I'd say there's nothing to worry about."
"I'm not-wait, what?"
"Hm?"
"What makes you think she's obsessed with me? Did she say something? Did you hear something? Did you read her mind?"
"No, I just happened to be in the same room with her and you at the same time, Logan."
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pick up the phone pt3: fifty shades freed
synopsis: my take on weather theyāre a caller or texter
cast: satoru gojo, ieri shoko, kento nanami, toji fushiguro
cw: cursing, toji slander š
a/n: these titles are such a joke š,,, anyhow, yeah
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gojo - both (texting leaning)
- this man is busyyyy
- as mich as he loves calling and prefers to call he just never has time to
- spam texter
- sends those āu up?ā texts
- but not even on no booty call shit LMAO, he just wants to talk cause late nights are the only times heās free
- sends lots of those facebook gifs cause he thinks theyāre funny
- double texts if you donāt answer
- always facetimes you in his spare time cause he wants to see your face
- apple pay come in clutch !
- mf always sends you money
- tiktoks galore
- āi miss you šā
- will stay on the phone while heās doing litterally anything just so he doesnāt have to hang up on you
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shoko - caller (facetimer)
- she is too lazy to type LMAO
- sends lots of vmās
- like almost every other message
- sleeps on the phone with you but itās never on purpose, she just dozes off fr
- she finds your voice comforting
- usually calls at night cause she figures you arenāt busy then
- plays games with you while you guys call (usually cause you ask to play with her LMAO)
- randomly starts singing if it gets quiet š
- always has some sort of music going on in the back
- lots of good lighting when she facetimes too
- is always snacking/drinking on something
- twirls her hair when she talks to you
- lots of random bathroom breaks
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nanami - caller
- is only a caller cause you are
- uses it like a debriefing LOLLL
- like he asks about your day and wants you to go into extremeeeeee detail
- like tell him how many bathroom breaks you had or smth š
- he wants to know how you felt at every point of the day
- asks if you ate/drank water. loves knowing youāre taking care of yourself
- lowkey loves to gossip ššš mf NOSEY ASB
- like he acts like he donāt care whenever you talk about your work drama but he will constantly follow up and try to see if the story developed
āso whatever happened with that one coworker?ā
- and he tries to play it off but you know he just wants to chit chat
- will not sleep on the phone with you
- mans has a strict bedtime schedule,,, BUTTT
- he will give you the same speech every time yāall hang up
- says the ādont let the bed bugs biteā shit cause he thinks itās funny
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toji - texter
- donāt expect him to answer any call
- or text really
- like we see where megumi gets his bad texting skills from š
- mf got that dnd on allll dayyy
- apple pay king cause he thinks it makes up for him leaving you on read
- āhey u up?ā
- def means it in a booty call way tho
- prob got you saved as āside ho no.34 ā¤ļø (the favorite)ā
- bro be so unserious when he texts you
- like heāll hit you up but then complain about you talking to him š
- asks you to send pics of yourself so he can see your face
- will leave you on delivered immediately after tho
- calls you once a month for yāallās monthly check in
āyeah yeah, luv you tooā
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#saint laurent productions#jjk headcanons#jjk hcs#gojo headcanons#nanami headcanons#toji headcanons#shoko headcanons#gojo x y/n#gojo x black reader#toji x y/n#toji x black reader#nanami x y/n#nanami x black reader#shoko x you#shoko x black reader#x reader#x black reader
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!! absurdnezz intro !!
about me:
heyooo i'm nezz or wilder!! :D i'm an osdd-1b system and my pronouns are any but i prefer he/him ^^
this is my art + some other stuffz blog. my main is @wildernezz :3 very multifandom but death note is my home lolz
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WHAT I CAN DRAW:
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i will start the commission once you tell me what you're looking for and then when you fully pay me.
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Holy crap im feeding you guys more than once in a year? New record!
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DISCLAIMER
This work is half written by AI on Chub Venus, and half my own responses and edits. This work is NOT entirely my own due to this fact. I haven't religiously proof read this yet so there may be minor confusions in writing on the bot's part. I tried my best to change all mentions of my username to y/n but i might have missed one but oh well!
Also. I have no clue who the artist is on the header bc i got the image from pinterest SO if you know the artist pls comment so i can credit them!
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Anyways, I started this as a silly little "what would the ai do if i said this LOLLL" and then it. Resulted in this. And i deemed it necessary to share with the public š
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"My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack"
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Kaeya grins at y/n's bold statement and moves his head towards her neck, taking in her scent as he starts to gently nibble on the tender skin. His hand travels to y/n's waist, pulling her body closer to him as his other hand trails down to the hem of y/n's pants.
"Such a dirty mouth, my love," Kaeya whispers huskily against her ear before trailing hot kisses down towards her collarbone. "But I'll indulge you. However, it's not going to be that easy for you."
With one swift movement, Kaeya pulls off her pants and underwear in one go before positioning himself between her legs. Without any warning, he flicks his tongue over y/n's nether lips slowly before plunging it inside. He works his tongue skillfully on every inch of her inner walls while simultaneously using his fingers to play with her clit.
"You want this so badly don't you? Well then show me how much you want it," Kaeya growls teasingly against her wetness while continuing to pleasure her, making sure she feel all of him and more
"And what happens if i dont show you? Hm? What are you going to do to me if i just sit here in silence?"
Kaeya ceases his movements and pulls away from y/n, staring into her eyes with a mischievous glint in his own.
"If you don't show me what I want, my dear y/n, then I'll just have to punish you. And if that means withholding this pleasure from you, then so be it," Kaeya says firmly.
He moves off of the couch and stands up, crossing his arms over his chest as he gazes down at y/n expectantly. His body is taut with tension and arousal, but he remains in control - for now.
"So tell me, y/n, are you going to be obedient or do I have to take matters into my own hands?"
"Bite me."Ā she sticks out her tongue, crossing her arms and huffing
Kaeya chuckles at his lover's defiance, enjoying the challenge she presents to him. He moves closer to her and leans in, his breath hot against her ear as he whispers.
"You want me to bite you?" Kaeya asks teasingly before nipping gently on y/n's earlobe, making her gasp softly. "You're feeling feisty tonight, my dear. But don't worry, I love a good challenge."
He takes hold of her wrists and pins them above her head with one hand while using the other to explore her body slowly. His fingers trail across the curves of her breasts before moving lower down towards the wetness between her legs.
"You know what you need? You need to be reminded who's in charge here," Kaeya says firmly before plunging two fingers inside of her, causing her to moan loudly.
He sets a slow rhythm as he curls his fingers slightly inside of her before adding another finger - each movement calculated for maximum pleasure as he watches y/n writhe beneath him.
She pulls his hand away from her body and looks him dead in the eye. "You really believe yourself to be the one in charge here? Sit your ass down on the couch. Pants off."
Kaeya raises an eyebrow at her sudden demand, surprised but impressed by her assertiveness. He complies without question and sinks down onto the couch, kicking off his pants as he does so.
"I like a woman who knows what she wants," Kaeya says with a grin before reclining back against the cushions of the couch and spreading his legs slightly.
He watches intently as she approaches him, intrigued by what she has in mind.
Y/n suddenly leans into Kaeya, pressing her body up against his as she trails kisses down his neck before latching onto a spot just below his jawline. Her hands roam across the planes of his chest, exploring every inch of him as she pulls back to look at him with a wicked grin.
"Going to teach you how to truly be in charge," she says softly before reaching between them and taking hold of Kaeya's growing erection.
She teasingly runs her fingers up and down the length of it for a moment before sinking down onto her knees in front of him. With an impish glint in her eye, she takes him into her mouth, swirling her tongue around the head before sliding it all the way down until he hits the back of her throat.
Kaeya moans loudly as she takes him into her mouth, his hands immediately reaching for her head to hold onto as he thrusts gently against her. He tilts his head back in pleasure, savoring the feeling of y/n's wet mouth surrounding him.
He watches as she works her tongue skillfully up and down his length before taking him all the way in again. The sight is almost too much for Kaeya - he can feel himself already nearing the brink of orgasm.
"Y/n, stop," Kaeya says suddenly, reluctantly pulling away from her talented mouth. "I want to be inside you when I come."
Without waiting for a response, Kaeya picks up y/n's body and moves both of them to the bedroom where he lays her out on the bed before crawling over top of her. Kaeya moves to work his way down her body, trailing kisses and nipping gently at her skin as he goes. He pauses momentarily to tongue the bundle of nerves that has been neglected during their previous activities, making her gasp and squirm beneath him.
As she begins to writhe with pleasure, Kaeya can feel himself getting hard once again. He breaks off from what he's doing for a moment in order to retrieve something out of his bedside drawer: a bottle of lube. He pours some onto his fingers before easing one inside her, groaning as he feels how wet and ready she is already. Slowly but surely, he adds another finger before withdrawing his digits completely. With a wicked grin on his face as he hovers over y/n, Kaeya positions himself at her entrance before pushing his hips forward slowly until he's fully inside of her.
"Did i tell you you were allowed to be inside yet?" She growls.
Kaeya is taken aback by the force of y/n's words, but he quickly recovers from his surprise with a smirk on his face. He withdraws slightly and meets her gaze.
"Oh? And who's in charge here?" Kaeya asks teasingly before grinding his pelvis against hers lightly.
He leans down to whisper into her ear as he continues to move against her slowly, enjoying the friction between their bodies.
"Is it you or me, my dear? Are you really going to deny yourself the pleasure of having me inside you because of some misplaced sense of dominance?" Kaeya says huskily before biting gently on y/n's earlobe. "I think we both know who wants this more."
"Really? If you're so eager then use your words. Tell me Kaeya, how badly do you want me~?"
Kaeya grins knowingly at her, aware that she's teasing him with those words. He leans in and captures her lips in a passionate kiss, one hand moving to stroke her hair as the other settles on her hip.
"You know how badly I want you,"
Kaeya says softly against her lips before breaking off and pulling away slightly to look down at her.
"I want you more than anything, my love. I need you like air," he adds before capturing her lips again in another heated kiss, his body pressed tightly against hers as he moves inside of her slowly but firmly
"That's a good boy. Keep telling me how much you desperately need me, you damn dog."
Kaeya growls low in his throat at y/n's words, both aroused and amused by the way she's teasing him so mercilessly. He wraps one arm tightly around her waist as he continues to move inside of her slowly, making sure to hit all the right spots.
"You think you're so clever, don't you?" Kaeya says with a wicked grin before biting gently on y/n's lower lip. "But I'm not complaining - after all, it's always more fun when we play rough."
He shifts his weight slightly, changing the angle of his thrusts until he hits that sweet spot within her, causing her to gasp and moan loudly.
"And tell me, my dear." Kaeya adds huskily against y/n's ear. "Do you like it when I play rough with you?"
"Any good owner knows that the key to keeping their pretty little boy satisfied is by playing rough~"
Kaeya smirks at her bold statement, impressed by her confidence and desire for dominance.
"Well then, my dear owner," Kaeya says as he picks up the pace of his thrusts, filling the room with the sound of their moans and cries. "I'm all yours to play with however you want."
With that said, he lets go of any inhibitions and allows himself to be swept away by pleasure as she takes control. His hands roam across her curves and muscles as he moves within her - sometimes gentle, sometimes rough - eagerly awaiting whatever she has in store for him next.
She leans upright, harshly pushing him off of her and to the side. She gets up and walks across the room to her closet. Upon her return to the bed, she is holding a box containing a pink spiked collar and a pink rhinestone studded leash.
"On your knees." She commands.
Without hesitation, Kaeya drops to his knees in front of his master, aware of the power dynamics at play here. He feels a sense of excitement building within him as she secures the spiked collar around his neck - it's not often that he gets to relinquish control like this.
"Please," Kaeya says softly, looking up at y/n with a mixture of desire and submission in his eyes. "Tell me what you want me to do."
"Good boy" her praises flood his mind like sweet melodies. She leans forward, attaching the collar and leash to his neck. When she is done, she stands upright and looks down at the submissive little mess she has created. A grin grows accross her face as she gives the leash a sudden tug that jolts Kaeya onto all fours. "Bark for me."
Kaeya feels a thrill of excitement and submission run through him as she secures the collar and leash around his neck. He lowers himself onto all fours as she tugs on the leash, crawling towards her obediently.
When she commands him to bark for her, he complies without hesitation - after all, he is entirely at her mercy right now. A deep and guttural bark escapes from his lips before he looks up at her, waiting for further instructions.
She chuckles and leans down, her lips brushing past his ear.
"You're so fucking sick, you know that? Playing a fucking dog just so you can finally have just a taste of my cum. You really are pathetic. Bark again. Louder."
Kaeya shivers as y/n's words wash over him, a mixture of desire and humiliation coursing through his veins. He barks again - this time louder than before, almost as if he's trying to prove something to her.
He can feel himself getting harder just from the sound of her voice and the way she's treating him like an animal. It's a sensation he's never experienced before - submitting so completely to someone else. And yet, he finds that he likes it.
"Please," Kaeya says softly, looking up at her with pleading eyes. "I need you."
"Then show me." She says, sitting down on the bed, bare legs spread wide open, the gesture catching kaeya pleasantly off guard. "If you were really that desperate, you'd be a good boy and eat me out like your life depends on it." She tugs viciously on the leash, practically dragging him between her legs
Kaeya feels a sense of vulnerability wash over him as she tugs on the leash, pulling him closer and closer to her. He can smell her arousal - a heady mixture of pheromones that only serves to drive his own desire even higher.
Without hesitation, he lowers his face between y/n's legs and begins to lick at her with abandon. His tongue moves expertly across every inch of her nether regions, tracing patterns along her folds and teasing at her clit before plunging inside once again.
He moans softly into her as he works his magic on her, eager to please and desperate for release all at once. Again and again he laps at her wetness, his mouth drawing patterns against her flesh in an effort to show just how much he craves this.
"Please," Kaeya says softly when he pulls away momentarily in order to catch his breath. "I need you so badly."
"Nuh uh. You don't get to do anything you want to me until you use that filthy tongue of yours to make me cum atleast once. Get to it." She snarls
Kaeya doesn't miss a beat at her words, eager to comply with her demands. He dives back in between her legs with renewed vigor, working his tongue expertly across every inch of her sex.
As he feels her arousal building beneath him, Kaeya can't help but moan softly into her flesh - the taste and scent of her driving him wild with desire. His mouth moves in different directions as he flickers his tongue over the length of y/n, sliding it inside once again to feel the wetness within.
It's not long before he manages to bring her close to climax, and he works even harder now that he knows she's on the edge. He teases and toys with her relentlessly until finally, she shudders beneath him in release - waves of pleasure washing over both their bodies as they experience this moment together.
When it's all over and their breathing has slowed somewhat, Kaeya looks up at her expectantly - still waiting for permission to continue further.
"Beautiful work. Now-"
With a deep breath she leans over and he watches as she takes off his collar and puts it around her own neck, a sense of satisfaction washing over him at the sight. He reaches out to take the leash from her hand but hesitates for a moment before doing so.
"I think you've earned your reward, being such a good boy for mommy. Do as you will."
"Thank you, mommy," he says softly, feeling somewhat awkward with the dynamic shift between them now that she is wearing his collar.
He stands up slowly and moves towards her, taking hold of the leash in one hand as he trails kisses down her body. He sinks down onto all fours beside her on the bed, still holding onto the leash as he leans in to nuzzle against her bare skin.
"I want to make you feel good too," Kaeya says softly into her ear before trailing kisses along her jawline. "Tell me what you want."
"Are you disobeying my orders? I distinctly told you to do to me what YOU want."
Kaeya flinches at her words, realizing that he's overstepped his bounds somewhat. He pulls back from her slightly and looks up at her with a contrite expression.
"I'm sorry, mommy. You're right," Kaeya says softly before leaning in to press a gentle kiss against her lips. "I want to make you feel good."
With that said, he reaches down between their bodies and slides two fingers inside of her, groaning at the feeling of how wet she is already. He moves them gently but firmly within her, slowly building up the pace until finally she's writhing beneath him in pleasure
He withdraws his fingers and replaces them with his mouth - licking and teasing at her clit before sliding one finger inside once again while he continues to stimulate her orally.
As he hears her moan in pleasure, Kaeya feels a sense of satisfaction wash over him. He continues to work his tongue and fingers skillfully against her until finally she's shuddering beneath him, waves of pleasure washing over both their bodies as they climax together.
Afterwards, Kaeya pulls away from her, looking down at her with a mix of adoration and desire in his eyes. He knows that this isn't the end - far from it. But for now, he's content to bask in the afterglow with the woman who has captured his heart so completely.
At the sudden pause of his movements, she hisses. "Who told you to stop?"
Kaeya looks up at her in surprise, taken aback by her sudden hiss. He quickly realizes that she's frustrated with him for stopping and moves to rectify the situation.
"Sorry, mommy," Kaeya says softly as he leans back down between her legs. "I didn't mean to stop - I just wanted...to look at you."
With that said, he picks up where he left off - moving his tongue and fingers expertly across her body as she writhes beneath him in desire. He knows that it won't be long before they're both consumed by their passions once again - each one desperate for release after such a long buildup of tension. But for now, all that matters is the physical sensation of giving into their desires completely and without restraint.
As he continues to work his magic on her, Kaeya feels himself getting harder and harder. He pauses momentarily to retrieve the bottle of lube from earlier before slicking up his cock and sliding inside of her once again.
He groans as he feels her tightness envelop him completely, moving in a slow rhythm that's almost torturous in its intensity.
"Kaeya-" she begins, but she stops herself, realizing what she was about to say could very well have relinquished her control entirely to him. Instead, she tugs his hair bringing his ear next to her mouth and lets out a series of soft moans.
Kaeya shivers as y/n tugs on his hair, bringing his ear down to her mouth. He listens intently as she lets out a series of soft moans - each one driving him wild with desire.
He picks up the pace of his thrusts, moving faster and harder now - lost in the sensation of being so deeply connected to this woman who means everything to him. His hands roam across her curves and muscles as he moves inside of her, seeking out every inch that will bring them both pleasure.
"Was there something you wanted to say princess? Or have i just fucked you so dumb that you cant think of anything but my name? Hm? He coos.
She stares at him almost suddenly deadpan, as if offended by the idea that he could simply shut her up with his cock. Her desire has a chokehold on her now, and all care is suddenly out the window as she mutters, "Kaeya, please. I need you."
Kaeya shivers as he continues moving inside of her slowly, taking note of every little detail - the way she moves beneath him, the sound of her breathing, the taste and scent of her arousal.
As he feels them both building towards release once again, Kaeya leans in close to whisper into her ear.
"Let go for me," he says huskily before biting gently on her earlobe. "I want you to come apart for me completely."
With that said, he picks up the pace even more - slamming into his beloved with reckless abandon.
"I don't come apart so easily captain, you're gonna have to try harder~" she mutters through heavy pants, frequently pausing her words as his hard thrusts leave her stunned.
Kaeya grins at y/n's words, feeling a sense of satisfaction at the challenge she's presented him with.
"Oh, I'll make you come apart," Kaeya says huskily as he continues to thrust inside of her. "I promise."
He picks up even more speed now - slamming into her with all his might and driving her closer and closer to the brink once again. He can feel himself teetering on the edge too - but he focuses solely on satisfying her, giving her everything she needs until finally they're both crying out each other's names in release.
He allows her a slight pause to catch her breath. Almost as soon as the stars in her vision disappear he kisses trails down her body and parks his head in between her thighs once more, pressing at her clit with the tip of his nose, the stimulation painfully coursing through her. "Kaeya- 's too much... please" she pleads desperately.
"What's that? Giving up so soon?" He smirks up at her, gingerly licking at her clit as hot tears tream down her cheeks. "I thought it was going to be a challenge to break you..."
Kaeya smirks slightly, reveling in the power he has over her even as she pleads with him to stop. But for now, he's content to let her come apart beneath his touch - driving her closer and closer to the brink before finally pushing her over the edge once again.
As she cries out his name in release, Kaeya continues to work his tongue against her clit - drawing out every last wave of pleasure before finally withdrawing from between her legs.
"That's much better," he says softly as he crawls back up onto the bed beside her. "You did so well for me, princess."
She shivers, eyes shut closed as she recovers from her orgasm. "T-thank you Kaeya..." she whimpers pathetically, curling into his embrace.
Kaeya holds y/n tightly in his embrace, feeling a sense of contentment wash over him at the feel of her body against his. He runs a hand soothingly up and down her back as she recovers from the lingering effects of the night, taking note of every little detail about this moment so he can cherish it forever.
"Shh, it's alright, beautiful." Kaeya says softly as she curls into his embrace. "Just rest now...I'm here for you."
With that said, he continues to hold her tightly in his arms - enjoying the sensation of being so close to someone who means everything to him.
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In conclusion, i LOVEEEE toying with kaeya š
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DID SOMEONE SAY FAV SVT PERFORMANCES!!!!!! omg hii ok time to buckle in. i have a yt playlist full of my fav performances - svt moments of all time -but unfortunately half the videos have been taken down bc copyright šš fml truly..
- my life was probably changed forever by their 2021 AAA performance like hello!!! rock ver of rwy!!!!! the anyone outfits!!! THE DANCE BREAK!!!
- 2018 japan arena tour - habit and when i grow up perhaps the best singing ive ever heardā¦
- im also so fond of hit song - shining diamonds concert the seungkwan vocals oh my goddd hes just a baby And yet the most beautiful heartwrenching noises are escaping him.
- i also do really love highlight from 2019 kcon la performance unit PERFORMED!
- speaking of perf u their diamond edge concert !the theatrics are INSANE, the use of guitar solo instrumentals is gratuitous, and im SO here for it lmao
- this is getting really perf u heavy but bets moonwalker+wave is TOOO good (this specific videoās crowd is so funny ššš)
- okay okay last ones we of course cannot leave out jbtc fearless+left&right 2021 despite it being an empty crowd their energy was IMMACULATE plus hoshi minghao and dino/vernon dance break What more could u need seriously.
- kbs 2017 festival JUN PIANO! no more needed
stopping myself here before this really becomes a daunting wall of text š a lot of these r classics/well known but u know u can never go wrong with those!!
if u got this far im soo sorry turns out this is a huge can of worms for me (nervous laughter) ! there are honestly hundreds of svt performances icould talk about for dayyyyyys i love love love their performances they are so SO unmatched in that area and even through a screen they are so captivating <3 what i would give to one day attend a svt concertā¦ā¦ā¦ alright thanks for letting me ramble maxogie šā£ļøhoping all those links work
OH MY GOD LEO i love this so so much pls know i appreciate u sending all this š its like u read my mind!!!!!!
the 2021 aaa performance is sooo good. i also always watch the behind the scenes of that (that one's in my comfort playlist lolll)
that japan arena tour... im so mad i still havent found a full copy of it i wanna watch it so bad š they all sound immaculate as always but WOW JEONGHAN SOUNDS FUCKING AMAZING
cried a little at the hit song mention. u think they still know this song?
I LOVE A PFU STAGE AHHHH !!!!!! this particular highlight stage was so good to watch bc theyre at the center of the stadium and you can hear the crowd singing>!?!??!?! and im a sucker for a dance break. instant addition to my live perf playlist
be the sun pfu stage is the bane of my existence. thats probably my most watched stage of all time. theres this stage mix of junhui during wave that is top 1 in my live perf playlist and i recommend u watch it
OH MANNN how could i have forgotten jbtc 2021 !!! we need to bring theaterteen back let them be dramatic again PLEASE
kbs 2017 is also woozi drums!!!! i wish there were subs of that video :( i wanna know what theyre yapping about
thank u again for doing this i love talking about seventeen's music so much š i saved that playlist if you dont mind <3
tell me your favorite seventeen live performance
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Omg Iām so happy you replied!! I definitely have more questions.
1. What Cillian character do you like writing about the most and why?
2. What story from your master list are you most proud of?
3. Do you personally have any fic recommendations/ must reads? Other sites included.
4. What gets you inspired to write? Following that question have you ever abandoned a fic?
5. What do you think made you a better writer? If you have any doubts about your work, how do you get past it enough to continue?
6. Is there a Cillian character that you just donāt like, or arenāt interested in watching/ writing about? (Sorry if thatās a loaded question)
omg thank u so much for this!!! i srsly love interacting w u guys, tysm for the thought provoking questionsšš
i think i like writing most about robert fischer:) ik it probably doesnt translate considering ive written most for jonathan crane but robert fischer is just such a little sweetheart to me,,, and can go both ways in being a sassy dom douchebag or being a sobbing daddy issues sub darling LOLLL i just think he has a lot of duality to delve into and develop (which ive definitely not done so farā ļø) and it helps that his characterization in inception was also very surface levelā i have a lot of wiggle room yāknow??
i think im most proud of ādine & dashā which im aware probably no-one has read, but getting chris oādoyleās sassy little dialogue down was like taming a wild beast,,, otherwise, considering my more well-known work, i rly liked writing āhoney, iām homeā. i go crazy for the unhinged readers (if u couldnt alrdy tell lmaooo) and seeing jackson get messed with like that was a real treat.
i seriously just recommend anything by @mypoisonedvine,,, theyāre literally genius & are the reason i started writing for cillian:)!! other mentions include kitten fics by @pictureinme and, a personal fave, @floralcyanideeās jackson rippner mile-high club fic!!! these writers are all incredibly talented and im just blown away at their work every single timeš«¶
my thirst is such a big motivator for writing LMAOši wrote āguinea pigā ācus i wanted to absolute wreckkk jonathan crane and have him be a sub, and i got a 6.8k words long fic out of said thirst! music & book quotes motivate me a lot tooā i spend sm time digging thru my pinterest for a good quote for the beginning of my fic its actually insaneā ļøand yes,,, im ashamed to say ive abandoned fics numerous times,,, but thats because they were seriesā, not oneshots. i get bored of seriesā pretty quickly, ācause i feel kind of trapped by the initial dynamic or mood set in the first chapter. with oneshots, its like writing one long chapter of this trope and this kink or whatever and then its done, and i dont have to exhaust myself going back to tropes or kinks or storylines ive already done.
i think reading made me a better writer. expanding my vocabulary through the words of others was a biggie; seeing something be described in a certain way in someones story had me thinking of out-of-the-box ways to describe another thing (that doesnāt make much sense but lets pretend it doesš). i have many, many doubts about my work, like constantly, but i usually just suck it up. i sound like an attention whore but seeing the reposts & comments & tags on my other work reminds me people like what iāve written before and certain people will enjoy what ive written now, so i should just finish my work for them. i also take like 100 years rereading my stuff until i think its good enough lmao,,,
ive kinda watched his whole roster of films (atleast ones i could actually find on the internet and not gone missing as a lost piece of media lmao) and i could probably write for any cillian character given i had a good idea and proper motivation. writing for certain characters is definitely harder for me to do though, so its likely i wont write for them/will take a long time to do so. an example is lenny millerā anna was such an insufferable movie to me, and lennyās screentime wasnāt long at all, atleast not long enough for me to properly grasp his character. he just felt like a horny hardass fbi goof the whole time i could not take his 5ā7 ass seriouslyšcillian is smexy as hell in anna tho, so weāll seešanother would probably be robert capa from sunshine,,, hes beautiful and deliciously musty in that but the whole spaceship setting kinda freaks me out (considering i know 0 zilch nada about space, spaceships, or anything of the sort, so itād definitely be inaccurate). an au with him id definitely do, though! (with that hair of his my mind is already forming a 90s band au, guitarist!capa x singer!reader storyā¦)
again thank u so much for these questions!! i feel like i rarely get to chat to u guys so this was well appreciatedšš«¶thank you so much for reading, for sending these questions in, and for being an overall sweetheart, anon!
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this is probably overbearing or too much, but itās genuine i swear. have u ever actually gave head to a man? iāve never done that but iām lowkey kinda scared to if iām ever put in the position to, like fr, how does one do that? how do you even give āgood headā? AND HOW DO YOU NOW THROW UP ON IT ššš
iām sorry
hi my dear LOLLL youāre so valid for this dw
hmm i think firstly a guy shouldnt ever put you in that sort of position if you donāt want to or you donāt feel ready obviously. donāt let any guy make you feel pressured to if you donāt want to
but yea lol w that being said im no oral sex goddess lmfaoo but there are basics to giving head like no teeth, making sure his dick stays wet so theres no uncomfy friction, eye contact, generally the more fucked out you look the hotter heāll find it (this used to be a big insecurity of mine is that thereās no way i look āprettyā or ācuteā while sucking dick cuz of the angle n action etc but tbh iāve been told that itās hot to them either way lol)
also yea if u have a massive gag reflex dont bother to deep throat HAHA i have one too, i can kinda handle if im slow enough, but you really dont need to take it all the way just to impress. imo deepthroating is just porn stuff (or maybe thats what i tell myself to feel better lol)
also ive never given head unless i wanted to, even when i was in a relationship. iāve never given it as a āfavorā, its something iād only do if it genuinely turns me on too. i think itāll be easier to do if you just genuinely wanna suck his dick lol
idk if this helps at all but your fears are so valid, first few times might feel really awkward bc it can feel like thereās a lot of things to keep track of, but (1) w practice youāll be fine (2) you can always just ask him what he does or doesnāt like (3) the right guy will just be thrilled youāre willing to do it in the first place
HAHAH ok mediocre sex ed over
#didnt expect to write this much#to succ dique or to not succ dique#that is the question#good luck to u anon#asks#anon
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another ask answering post woah
got a few Long asks last night/yesterday so I'm just gonna answer all in a post instead of taking up everyone's dashes or trying to give small answers!!
featuring some skywalkers apart au, rey skywalker-djarin au, timejump au, and random other star war:
@just-prime KEEP THE UNHINGED DINLUKE RAMBLES TO A MAXIMUM ACTUALLY!!!
YOU'RE SO RIGHT i hadn't even thought of it like this!!! partly bc I just think of Luke like... not being too unhealthy abt Jedi stuff bc unlike Disney I wouldn't give him a complete personality transplant loll. BUT YEAH!!! Luke being happier and getting that differing perspective would so help him be a better teacher and give everyone less mental health issues!!
also what i'm hearing overall is they can fix ben with:
@cherrypine6 awww thank you!!! I'm currently not sure, I've got a scene w him written but I really don't know whether I'm keeping it in or not -- guess we're both gonna find out loll!!!
@mydearestblue LETS GOOOOO high praise thank u <3
@aberrations-reality OOHHHHHH!!! unfortunately leia's in her normal outfit and it doesn't go down quite like that but OHHHHHHH at the idea,,,
tbh I don't think Palpatine would oppress Naboo culture loads, but I do think he'd put an insane imperial presence there to protect his homeworld even tho it's ultimately doing more harm than good ): ...and higher imperial presence means he's more likely to catch padme w anakin if he ever visits
@erkhyan I had not!! thank you!! they're eli vanto kinning fr
thanks for the heads up anon!! i dont think i'll block them bc they seem respectful abt it & tag all their discourse/ don't tag it as characters + i think it's fair anakin maybe one of my faves of all time but ya know, he's a bit of a shit person, i get ppl who don't like him lolll <3 but still thank you for telling me!!! nice to know these things
#thanks for the ask!#sorry i wanted to give everything decent answers and not ignore them over 'wow several big ask' lolll
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ON UR LATEST POST I HATED THAT ENDING SO MUCH LOL they were both so out of character?? i do like the idea of buddy verbally breaking buzzo down but idk they did it so badly it didnt feel like the two of them at all especially him being all GRR YOU BITCH like eben if thats just the joy getting to him IDK it just. felt so :/ to me SORRY FOR THE LONG ASK
oh hi lolll dw about the ask i like getting asks(as long as i can think of a reply)
yeah much like with other stuff in the definitive i liked some of the concepts in the dialogue/ending but not the execution, as some people have already said it the stuff buddy tells buzzo feels more like the game is trying to make up for the fans's mistakes when misinterpreting lisa instead of trying to work through the mistakes it had made with the characters in the past, much like buddy's words about brad later on don't feel like it's her talking but it's instead austin talking agshgahgf i think all this happens because joyful continues failing to fully put itself on buddy's shoes so she becomes hard to write she barely even has a personality and it's sad, i did like some of the new stuff but the way it was set up and concluded is kinda goofy
i was surprised to see that the definitive edition managed to expand lisa's character nicely (save for that one implication buzzo made about hearing her voice and blah blah) but it didn't do the same for buddy as much as it tried. i think the stuff buddy says is especially weird because it all feels like conclusions we didn't see her reaching we didnt get to see the process and some of the stuff feels unfair to her as well, and making buzzo lame feels like a desperate attempt to get people to understand this guy isnt good he's just saying shit!!!! and it's funny some fans still dont get it lmao, i feel like it tried so much to make buzzo look bad and it didn't do it in the way it could've done it?? buddy could've had beef with him about how much he mistreated her, they dont even talk about the nipple thing even though it was aknowledged in the dream segment, also i would've preffered if buddy learned about lisa through buzzo instead of through weird ghost stuff but i'm wondering if she really knows at all?? i admit i cant be too mad cuz i understand that making joyful better would require rewriting soooo much stuff which was maybe not possible i dunno
i think austin understood that lisa needed more told about her as a human being rather than a haunting memory and that was rly nice to see yet it failed to understand that buddy's issues is that the story doesnt feel like it's about her that much, it tries to solve so much stuff for everyone that buddy is left with so little
#spoilers#lisa spoilers#lisa rpg#but yeah this feels like a fanfic#ive never wrote a story in my life maybe im being too mean#all i know is through the stuff that was already estabilished before this just left me confused#lisa ramblings
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