#C: FoolishG

[thatdepressedturtle]

You know how some shops sell their food or whatever, and show off how long they have been doing it?

"Making the food you love since 1997" or whatever?

Foolhalo is imortal so... they are literally:

"been gay since... forever. the start of time. and every universe too."

[threadandswords]

Is there any stuff that we got answers for that I just missed. Like did Ranboo ever explain what was going on with the other half mob thing or the sleepwalking or did eternal duo ever explain the whole mysterious past thing like?? Did I miss that or did they just never explain it??

[thatdepressedturtle]

LOOK AT HIS FACE

LMAO

Foolish: No- thank you, I– I appreciate it, sorry.

Bad: No, you're welcome–

Foolish: I'm sorry I didn't show my–

Bad: I also gave you tons of cobblestone.

Foolish: No! And- oh I don't think I said "thank you" either, oh you're right.

Bad: Oh ok. I just– you know how you could really show me thanks?

Foolish:

[goddess-pan]

Tailor!Reader in Dream SMP

Dsmp x reader prompt; Tailor!Reader in Dream SMP. Credit would be appreciated so more people can find this and make their own things based on it.

Can fully be read as platonic. GN!reader with they/them pronounce as a placeholder so anyone can adapt it however they want. Both general and character specific parts included.

Characters who have a lot written for/about; Eret, Ranboo, Foolish, Tommy, Technoblade, Philza and Michael. Mentioned; Tubbo, Sam Nook, Purpled and Foolish Jr.

This ended up being super long so I’m putting it under the cut in order not to clutter people’s pages. My personal favourite part is Phil’s and Techno’s part. These could be read as headcanons but are still available as a prompt(s) to use for anyone.

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The reader joining after the doomsday as a time frame in my mind.

The reader helping people patch up their current clothes since most of it got pretty banged up during the doomsday, and it's not like they can just go get a new outfit since quite a few people had just lost all their belongings and only had the clothes on their back. So at first prioritizing helping patch up the current clothing people were wearing and then moving on to making some simple fast to make and easy on the resources clothes for people. Just like basic shirts and shorts/pants, nothing fancy. Then when everyone has at least a couple of different clothes to change to and from starting their own business to sell people more if they wanted. However waving payment if they brought them the materials and what they wanted wasn't overly complicated.

People at first thinking they are just some chump who knows basic sewing or something. A very kind chump, but still a chump. So imagine their surprise when one day they are just walking by the reader's now established tailors and they see these absolutely stunning designs displayed at the windows. 

Just like their reactions seeing these beautiful designs they can't help but stare at. I'd imagine some of them just doing a double take when they walk by, someone pressing their face up to the glass trying to see it closer, the braver ones going inside and talking to the reader about their designs and the more anxious and/or shy ones only going inside when the reader isn't there to look at designs closer. 

And the reasons they like/are amazed by the designs vary also ! Some just have monkey brain that goes "Pretty. WANT", some who just love the colour and art of the pieces, some who imagine how epic this design or others would look on them, some who love the fashion aspect of it and of course the very small portion who actually know anything about tailoring/sewing and the amount of work that goes into making something intricate.

Some specific character/group interactions I thought of;

Making warm well insulated clothes for people moving to Snowchester so they don't freeze. +A warm cape for Ranboo for the same reason.

Eret being one of the firsts (if not the first) to get himself a fully tailored and customized outfit. Them also being the first and very possibly only person to get a dress or a skirt since most of the other people on the server prefer to wear pants (excluding maid dresses which people might get as joke). The reader crying in joy for getting to design something different for once. And hey if the reader ends up making a few extra ones that she didn't order, but decided to give her anyway it was all just some extra ones they had lying around, never mind the fact that the dresses/skirts are perfectly tailored for Eret and are her style. Just a coincidence, nothing suspicious there. Eret also models for the reader and once he even convinced them to hold a fashion show to showcase some of their work to the whole server. Of course he was the main model presenting the outfits.

At start of the reader beginning to display their designs at their shop Ranboo sees a really cool looking suit on display and his brain just goes "Want." He probably wouldn't be able to buy anything pre-made and be comfortable in it due to his physique. And him having just moved into the arctic and only starting to get settled in, he doesn't have comfortable enough funds for him to get something as expensive as a custom tailored suit AND have enough for any possible rent that he might be required to pay. 

Eventually when he gets richer he starts considering getting one but the anxious side of him always ends up winning and he doesn't. However once he finally gets the courage to go commission the suit for himself he doesn't regret it at all. The reader did their best to not overwhelm him and to make it the best possible experience. Just imagining the absolute joy he would feel for having a properly fitting suit that's made just for him, not too short sleeves nor too wide torso and shoulders, just perfect. If he ends up ordering a couple more suits that's between him and the reader. He actually ends up probably being their most frequent and reliable customer.

And we should all know why that is, but let me clarify just in case; Michael.

The reader basically becoming Michael's personal stylist (/hj) . Not only does Ranboo buy a god awful amount of clothes for Michael, the reader also makes some free ones for him. The free ones are things the reader felt like designing since they absolutely adore Michael and the ones Ranboo pays for are commissioned by him. Michael absolutely has the biggest wardrobe in the whole server. The reader learning how to make plushies so Michael could have some more toys, this learning experience including learning to crochet and knit to see what he like best.

Using their newly acquired plush making skills, the reader starts their quest to make some plushies for others after seeing people stare at the plushies wistfully either while they were working on them or seeing Michael with the plushies. People who got them include the minors, their close friends and basically anyone they thought might benefit from them. Some of the ones they made (that I could think of);

Of course a bee for Tubbo, but also throwing in a little ram one as well

Ranboo gets a grass block plush/pillow

Tommy gets a cobblestone block plush and a cow plush. He also later receives a Sam Nook plush while he's working on the hotel

Purpled getting two different sized ufos, one to hold and the other more of a big pillow

Eret definitely gets a flamingo plush

Foolish gets a totem and a gold block plushies

Phil gets crow plush as well these tiny fake coin and gem plushies (the latter causes problems for him which I'll expand upon later)

Techno gets a pig one as well as polar bear one

Back to the individual/group part

The reader just chilling w/ Foolish as a fellow artists. Them talking about both their arts and catching up every time the reader comes to deliver something to Snowchester when Foolish is building the mansion. Just two pretty peaceful artists talking about their passions. I’d imagine Foolish and the reader could relate to each other and their place in the server due to their similar hobbies/jobs as well as their similar time of joining the server. Foolish's first commission from them being an intricate blanket for Foolish Jr so he could have a more comfortable resting place. He may or may not end up receiving that and several other (though less intricate) blankets as well as a tiny shark plush to give to Foolish Jr. Later on when the reader gets better at either knitting or crocheting they end up making a tiny shark jumper with a hood for Foolish Jr as well. Foolish would definitely cry when he sees his tiny shark baby. Any commissions of clothes for himself tend to always take some time due to sheer amount of work needing to be done due to his size so he always makes sure the reader doesn’t already have a lot on their plate and that they know he’s fine with waiting if they need to take a break from it.

Then there's Tommy, who they sometimes teach more about sewing since he already knows some basics. Him probably being the first person aside from Michael they make a plush for, due to him demanding one once he saw the reader making them. Then proceeding to get three plushies in rapid succession. The first being the cobblestone, the second being the cow and the third one being the Sam Nook one. He ends up losing one of them during the prison fiasco and when the reader asks if he'd like a new one they only get the answer of "Don't want to think about what happened and the same one might make me do that". He then promptly receives new clothing (so he isn't wearing the same ones he was wearing in prison) and some extra blankets (for comfort) from the reader. 

After Tommy meeting Michael does he use him to scam the reader to make them matching outfits for free? Yes, yes he does. Does it work? Yes, yes it does. Are they bothered by it? Not really, they look adorable in their matching outfits.

The reader being the source for Sam Nook's construction gear/clothes or at least the original patterns for them.

And then there's the arctic boys (minus Ranboo, who will still get mentioned) who are an interesting bunch clothing wise. The first one to commission the reader out of them would be Phil who got the original warm cape for Ranboo but also at the same time commissioned one for himself that would include slits for his wings. Eventually getting to design clothing for him which is always an exciting challenge with his wings. And when Phil finally manages to convince Techno to get something made for himself as well, Techno almost immediately gets addicted to having high quality clothing when they finish their first piece for him. The fun the reader has designing clothes for these boys is immeasurable with their different styles and needs in the clothing. Aside from clothing Techno also commissions them for a pet bed for Steve. 

When the boys got their plushies it was adorable but also a very chaotic. Techno giving his pig one to Steve so he wouldn't miss him when he was away from home, but also bringing the polar bear one with him when he couldn't or wasn't allowed to bring Steve with him but still needed comfort. While on Phil's side of things; he was showing his crows the crow plushie joking about he'll replace them if they aren't careful however he made the mistake of showing them the tiny coin and gem plushies as well. I want you to imagine hundreds of crows descending upon this poor fool of a man in the background while the reader is walking away hoping they like their plushies. 

The war that ensued the couple following days amongst the crows starts to cool down but the bickering doesn't, every waking moment Phil can feel eyes on him and one or more of the crows coming to complain about the others having had the shiny plushies for too long. He quickly caves under the pressure and commissions more of the tiny shiny treasure plushies. And by more I mean a lot more. 

When he finally has enough of the things he goes around distributing them to the crows. Finally a moment of peace, but he still feels like something is staring at him occasionally. Deciding to ignore it since it's finally quiet he goes to makes himself a cup of tea and while waiting for the water to boil he fishes out the few shiny plushies he had saved for himself. The second he does he feels eyes burning into him and now that it's quiet he hears it, quiet muffled snuffles and snorts of discontent. Then he sees what ‘it’ is, it's Techno behind the window looking at the shinies in his hand with such intensity Phil fears for his life (/hj). Phil just sighs deeply before walking over to the window and opening it. For a second Techno looks like a deer in headlights before returning to intensely staring at the shinies in Phil's hand before Phil just dumps the shiny plushies into Techno's hand and closes the window. Happy piglin noises can be heard outside while Phil debates the pros (getting to have shinies himself) and cons (the embarrassment of having to commission even more of the shiny plushies than he already has) of getting new ones from the reader. And in all this the reader has no idea the amount of chaos they inadvertently caused.

And finally; Techno commissioning robes/cloaks for whole the Syndicate to wear in their meetings, because he’s dramatic like that. But since he’s a thoughtful guy, he wants them all to fit the members well and not be uncomfortable to wear so he gets everyone’s measurements. Once he has them all he goes to the reader with the order for the robes, he has all the measurements written down under just Person 1, Person 2 etc. to keep their anonymity and when asked what the robes are for he just tells the reader it’s a book club. When he gets them all and the reader asks no further questions he thinks he’s gotten away with getting some cool robes for the Syndicate with their secrets safe. Little does he know the reader actually now knows all the members in the Syndicate since they can just reference the gotten measurements with everyone’s measurements written down from previous work done by them. Whether the reader thinks it’s some weird cult they all are a part of or just an actual book club people are too embarrassed to admit they are in, is up to interpretation. 

[space-robinhood]

It’s okay, he has a pool table that’s really gonna cheer you up. 

[jaimeski]

[Give Me Six DSMP Characters To Make Fanart Of]

[thatdepressedturtle]

us core

okay but Bad is just used to Foolish being like this by now.

BBH: Hello.

Foolish: Hello!

BBH: What’re you doing?

Foolish: Ehgnghh My Little Pony.

BBH: Okay. Wha- What’re you doing?

Foolish: Buildingamylittlepony.

BBH: Okay.

Foolish: Yeah.

BBH: Next to the horse cemetery?

Foolish: Yep.

(Silence)

BBH: Okay.

[call-me-apple]

c!Sam: *speaking for c!Foolish on what c!Foolish's relationship to c!Quackity is*

c!Foolish, an empath, sensing that something is wrong:

My favorite clip from the c!Sam & c!Foolish & c!Dream stream. Transcription under cut.

Dream: "So he's your friend? So, like, y'know if you're having like a down day he's there and... if you need help with projects he's there for you and he helps you-" Sam: "That- Uhh, that's not true, Foolish- that-" Dream: "-he comes here all the time and he hangs out and you guys have little chats and- he's your friend, right?" Sam: "That's not- that's not- that's not real. Like that's not- that's not how it is, right, Foolish? You kinda just more- y'know, he like hired you to like build stuff at Las Nevadas and then you- you- it was like a pity join-" Dream: "Ah so they're not friends. They're not- they're not friends. He's just- he's his boss." Sam: "No, n- no. They- they kinda just have like a working relationship, I would say-" Foolish: *slowly turns towards Sam with a confused expression* Sam: "-from- y'know, I- I- I would say I kind of know- they just have like a working relationship. Y'know." Foolish: *turns back towards Dream* "I mean, that's what it came down to though, y'know. Mostly business."

[pupperish]

Welcome to Ohio

we have two exiled gods, someone who is basically a god, an apathetic ghost, a deeply traumatized and newly widowed goat child, and a bird man

[brrrrrrbraindead]

thinking about totem culture again but specifically for the red banquet. My absolute favorite piece of foolish/dsmp lore is that a totem child will die for their parents/family if needed. how Foolish has stated that if need be his children would be happy to die for him. And it just makes me think about his death and the red banquet because he didn't have to die but he choose to give himself up like a proper totem.

like he died so that his father and friend wouldn't have to, a honorable death for a totem. Only to find out that he didnt need to die at all. quackity and the gang could have helped at any time and how he didn't need to die. making his death meaningless.

one of foolish's best acting moments was him saying that he died to a sales pitch. How finding that out must have hurt so much because to him, his death bought the rest time to escape and survive. to have the moment he fulfilled his totem duty made pointless must have killed him.

I have a lot of thoughts on totem culture and its so much fun to just headcannon how it plays a part in his deaths.

is the reason he dosent want to die again because it could be just as meaningless? how much more this could give to his feeling on quackity especially with the dream lore today

it's just so much fun

[thatdepressedturtle]

him

hes doing very important research for his task

[arsonistfriday]

“Why- why are we lighting the fireworks?”

Most people: *awesome drawings of the main lore* Me: FOOLISH 😍😍😍😍😍

Sorry I love my boy, and also this was just an excuse to 1) get my c!Foolish design down and 2) draw pretty fireworks :3

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[renatapatata]

ok put captain puffy's lore has always been my favorite since i started watching dream smp streams,,, something something about her wanting to find somewhere to belong and always supporting others and being only seen as this 'parental figure' by most fans when like. no. puffy is just as chaotic as any other character but shes been burned too many times and has become bitter from all the shitshow festivals and events and she feels like no one is there for her and the only solution is to start over Again and 'leave for a new world'... and she still leaves messages behind for bad, foolish, eret, techno... and dont get me started on her not talking to niki in ages but shes tired of stagnating in a place where she isnt being respected or seen anymore but still has the empathy and longing for connection to leave those messages behind in this essay i will -

[thatdepressedturtle]

That second sketch is my fav

You won’t believe who’s a Foolhalo fan now GIGGLES…. These are sketches of them I gots more dw >:))

[tabzanite]

c!Eret gets pulled back into lore and the first thing they get was adventures with a god and homie I am all fucking down

[rhaenyraisadyke]

The DreamSMP is one big paradox because of DreamXD and GeorgeHD.

Based on what we know about DreamXD and GeorgeHD confirm the entire existence of the DSMP is a paradox. A paradox is when two opposite things that seem impossible are possible. It seems impossible for DreamXD to have total control over life and GeorgeHD of limbo, and yet it's true.

“Is life unfair for you?��� - foolish

“I am life” - DreamXD

“Don’t play me for a fool, or I’ll play you for a deadman” - DreamXD

“You wanna go into a nightmare with me? George, you hear that.” - DreamXD

DreamXD literally gets energy from souls but only from those who have died as it helps him pass the time. Dream gets his POWER from nightmares. Dead souls support life, and life needs death to be in equilibrium. What is a more perfect person to be DreamXD's equal than GeorgeHD?

DreamXD toys with mortality, while GeorgeHD toys with limbo. And because of this, they can never be together; for together the universe as the DSMP knows it would collapse.

This also would mean that the incomprehensible trauma inflicted in limbo is controlled by someone. Someone who sees fit to leave people clawing at the walls, crying till they gauge their eyes out, suffering eternally. And while people think they are controlling their own limbo in a strange way, the one thing that once was perceived to be in control; death no longer is in a person's control... ever.