#Buying Glasses

[non-cannon]

Getting new glasses is fun because you can't actually see how you look in the new frames.

And then if you finally find a frame you like, they tell you they're too big for you prescription...

[theorder6]

Babby's 2st post :) modern tech is infuriating, and it was either this or I write a manifesto.

[the-hissing-booth]

Thank you! I need glasses for the first time and I had no idea where to start

can we talk about how literally 64% of people wear glasses, and yet we NEVER see them in movies/tv unless it's on some nerdy or uncool character? why do we adhere to such a weird beauty standard that subconsciously makes us feel bad for,, not being able to see???

[the-eye-care-advocate]

Should I Buy Glasses Online? What Your Eye Care Professionals Want You To Know!

Considering buying a pair of glasses online? Read our latest post that discusses the risks and benefits before you do! The Eye Care Advocate strongly recommends buying your spectacles where you have had your eyes tested, with this article explaining why.

The Appeal of Buying Glasses OnlineThe Risks of Buying Glasses OnlineSpecial Considerations for Kids GlassesWhy You Should Consider a Reputable SourceConclusionFrequently Asked Questions In today’s fast-paced world, the convenience of online shopping has revolutionised the way we purchase everything from groceries to gadgets. This shift has also extended to eyewear, making it easier than ever to…

[teaboot]

Me: I appreciate that you keep bringing me tupperware leftovers but you really really shouldn't, you're going to lose a lot of containers

My brother, handing me the 10 thousandth container of leftovers: Oh yeah I forgot to ask when are you bringing those back

Me: You don't want them back.

My brother: What did you do

Me: Better question: what did I NOT do

Him: ...

Me:

Him: Oh my god

Me: Yeah

Him: You haven't been WASHING THEM?

Me: Bruh I'll be honest I haven't even been eating most of them

Him: Oh my god

Him: I have been bringing you lunch since-

Me: Halloween

Him: OH MY GOD

Me: Yeah

Him: It's been- we JUST bought those containers

Me: I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU TO STOP

Him: WHAT THE HELL

Me: I HAVE TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES TO STOP

Him: IF I DONT FEED YOU, YOU DONT EAT

Me: I AM AN ADULT I PACK FOOD

Him: WHAT FOOD

Me: I DONT KNOW, FUCKING. SPAGHETTI

Him: IN WHAT? IN WHAT? YOU DONT WASH YOUR FUCKING TUPPERWARE

Me: I DON'T *BUY* TUPPERWARE CAUSE I KNOW I WONT WASH IT

Him: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARRY THE SPAGHETTI IN

Me: Bags

Him: What

Me: Ziplock fucking bags

Him: YOU'RE EATING SPAGETTI OUT OF BAGS

Me: IT'S LESS WASTEFUL

Him: HOW is it less wasteful? HOW?? You're throwing out a plastic bag every single day!

Me: It's better than throwing out tupperware!

Him: TUPPERWARE IS REUSABLE

Me: NOT IF YOU DONT WASH IT

Him: WHY THE FUCK NOT

Me: I DONT DO DISHES

Him: THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DONT DO DISHES.

Me: I hate doing dishes. You KNOW I hate doing dishes. I have ALWAYS HATED DOING DISHES you KNOW this

Him: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN EATING OFF OF

Me: PLASTIC BAGS

Him:

Him: You're a fucking trash monster

Me: You wore the same pair of Shrek pants every day for two years

Him: When will you let that go

Me: I will never let it go

Me:

Me: ...thank you for the lasagna

[crumplstiltskin]

more uraume & sukuna

[uncleclaudius]

Some examples of Roman and Hellenistic glass bowls created by a technique called mosaic glass, which gives them beautiful colorful patterns.

[emmster]

Another Haunt fanart

@hexxedghost

[chamiryokuroi]

Sex education in middle school at my nun run catholic school was unhinged, the teacher showed up with a glass dildo, a shoe box full of condoms and a powerpoint presentation and proceded to give the most hilarious class ever.

“Girls if he says he is too big for a condom, no he isn’t” proceeds to shove her entire arm in a condom “and if he is then he’s a horse”

Picks the “bad boy�� of the class and forces him to show how to put on a condom with the glass dildo in front of everyone to our amusement.

“And if you’re going to have sex for the first time for the love of God do it when you’re not in your period or it will look like a murder scene in your bed”

[melly-artes]

Helping around the picnic table

[dyke-dyke-goose]

how do we feel about the new glasses

[shellxrls]

thinking about how there is a half empty bottle of lotion by rafe’s bed

[wellfine]

Stolen

[apnourry]

I just like the outfit🖤

[why-the-heck-not]

whiskey & writing this thesis bc the introduction chapter is taking more linguistical creativity than what I have with just caffeine (idk what to write in this without it sounding like a 3rd grader’s essay yikes)