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BLs with Strong Historical Elements
Costume dramas, historical BLs, and BLs with time travel or flashbacks to historical locations & times.
These are in order of my personal preference, best at the top.
I Feel You Linger in the Air
2023 Thailand
IFYLITA is an exquisite BL, from filming techniques to narrative framework (much like Until We Meet Again). It's about a gay man from our time who falls into the past, becomes a servant to a noble house, and falls in love with the heir. It turns out this has all happened several times before. Steeped in history and family drama it edges into lakorn (but not as much as To Sir With Love and with way less scenery chewing). This is an elegant and classy soulmates BL... from Thailand which normally doesn't even try for classy. The main couple (both as a pair and as individuals) were excellent, particularly Bright (Yai) whose eye-work acting style is a personal favorite of mine. Pity about the ending. Oh it wasn’t that sad but it wasn’t good either. This show could easily have earned a 10/10 from me except that it fumbled the… erm… balls in the final quarter. Argh. Whatever.
Nobleman Ryu's Wedding
2021 Korea - WeTV
A boy cross-dresses to take his runaway sister's place as a bride to a shy scholar, turns out they like being married. A historical setting allowed this BL to use some seriously old fashioned romance tropes (arranged marriage, evil step-sisters, Cinderfella) but also modern BL stylings like fake relationship & secret identity (drag) plus some cute gay panic. It reminded me of 12th Night more than anything else which just happens to be my favorite Shakespeare play. For all these reasons, I adored it.
(the ghat kiss!)
Tinted With You
2022 Korea - Viki
Fun stylish time travel meets portal fantasy with a likable cast, historical setting, and two actual kisses that mitigate the rough plot and issues around anachronisms.
Word of Honor
2021 China (censored) - Viki/YouTube?
I don’t rec Chinese stuff often, because I believe in censoring the censors, but this show is one of my favorites of the post 2016 censored bromances. It’s two murder-gay assassins (pining sunshine/tsundere), and they are so insanely gay for two boys who will never be allowed to kiss. Tropes include: wuxia, soulmates, paranormal, historical, and fantasy elements.
To Sir, With Love AKA Khun Chai
2022 Thailand - YouTube?
This is a true lakorn (basically Thai tellenovella or soap opera) with scenery chewing performances, especially from the mother characters. Gone With the Wind + Days of Our Lives but gay. That said? I loved it: A glorious central brother relationship (the best, made me cry), het romances, class divide + gay *gasp* main romance - oh my word, the campy drama of it all! Arranged marriage, rebellion, cut sleeves, over-the-top death with curses and regrets, beautiful if inaccurate costumes, secrets unraveling, cover ups, sparkle murder, sex herbs, coils within coils including snakes and murderous green metallic sequins (is anything gayer on this earth?). It’s a WILD ride but it does end happy for our gay boys. A man cries when he finds DEATH GLITTER. Come on! You haffa watch it. That said, like Manner of Death I struggle to rate something on a BL scale when it patently isn’t a BL. So I ended up giving this exactly what I gave that show, 7/10 I enjoyed it a whole lot, but not as a BL.
The Untamed (Special BL Edition)
2020 China (censored) - YouTube
Censored wuxia bromance, amorphous ending. Probubly the best known BL of its kind out of China and responsible for bring many fans to the BL side.
Our Skyy 2: Never Let Me Go
2023 Thailand - YouTube
I was nervous to watch this PondPhuwin vehicle but I liked it a lot! Doomed soulmates + paranormal time travel to fix the past. I’m happy for the outfits and the dancing (if not the singing). It’s not a bad premise and it’s nice to see GMMTV lean into its high production values for a change. I'd adore a full historical starring these two and this was definitely the best of the second series of Our Skyy. I don't think you have to have watched the original Never Let Me Go to enjoy this.
Legend of Long Yang: Rebirth
2017 China
Gaga
Whipping boy trope... literally, servant character takes the strap for the prince, who then makes him his bodyguard and lover when he becomes king. Low budget historical, comes off as kind of cosplay wuxia version of Irresistible Love, but we get (in the credits) an actual kiss, and they both live. So yay for small mercies.
The Director Who Buys Me Dinner
2023 Korea (historical flash backs)
iQIYI
A new employee at a film company encounters a director who claims to have lived 300 years and insists that they have to date (eat, hug & kiss) if baby doesn't want to die. It has a lot of Japanese elements, not the least of which are: an office setting, the fact that every character in this show is unhinged, and a killing of the gays. Featuring a gorgeous & stellar cast, TDWBMD should have utilized them less for melodrama and more for chemistry. This BL surprised me by going there with a lipstick mark AND an actually gay idol. But (you knew there was a but) while it's a unique twist on an office romance it is NOT a unique twist on the doomed red thread trope, resulting in it feeling less than the sum of its parts and ultimately unsatisfying. This might have also had to do with the fact that this was one of those KBLs where I felt how very short it was the whole time I was watching, like I was missing something constantly, in every episode. Worth watching for some but seriously flawed.
First Love Again
2022 Korea (historical flash backs) - Viki
A popular novelist who remembers his past lives meets his soulmate for the third time, only to find she has been reincarnated into the body of a man. This one started out a touch mean-spirited, but we eventually got a good kiss. The confession/rejection scene was justified and the reconciliation and ending was... fine. All in all, the pacing felt rushed and the romantic arc was underdeveloped. They go from like to love to boyfriends in a red hot minute. But that’s par for the course with Korea’s short form. If you don’t mind a heavy does of melodrama in your BL this one has a solid story with a strong concept that’s well acted and produced, making it a classic KBL with better than average chemistry but ultimately a touch forgettable.
Love in Spring AKA Spring of Crush
2022 Korea
This show was all over the place with uneven acting, narrative, and focus (sometimes it wanted to be a slapstick comedy, sometimes a depressing melodrama) which meant no one, actors or viewers, took anyone or anything seriously.... AND it’s a bromance. I was left wondering if SalHyung is now code for “they were roommates” in Kdrama historicals but otherwise largely apathetic and unimpressed. Korea, I now know you can do better. Do better.
Mermaid's Jade
2019 China (censored-esk) - Gaga
Kills the gay.
The Male Queen: Han Zi Gao
2016 China - Gaga
Kills the gay. Schrodinger's BL, both a BL and entirely not one at the same time.
Diary of Heong Yeong Dang
2014 Korea
Kills the Gay
I was gonna do a top 10 list, but there aren't enough by my metrics, so many end sadly.
This post at the behest of @verymuchof thank you for the idea!
Dated April 2023, includes only BLs that had finished their run by that date. Not responsible for cool costume flix that come after that. But you should check the comments to see if any have been added by others!
I might have missed a few that only have time historical elements since I don't always track those.
Also I would like to point out a decided lack of Japan on this list. My ninja yaoi consuming tiny past self is VERY upset about this void.
WHERE ARE MY GAY NINJAS??!!!
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#historical bls#time travel bls#bls with historical elements#korean bl#chinese bl#thai bl#I Feel You Linger in the Air#Nobleman Ryu's Wedding#Scholar Ryu's Wedding#Tinted With You#Word of Honor#Khun Chai#to sir with love#The Untamed#Never let me go#Legend of Long Yang#The Director Who Buys Me Dinner#First Love Again#Love in Spring#Spring of Crush
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(+) Elevators Are Gay
Love Mate (2023) The Director Who Buys Me Dinner (2022) The New Employee (2022) Oh! My Assistant (2022) GAP The Series - Teaser (2022) First Love Again (2022) Bad Buddy (2021) Samjin Company English Class (2020) Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (2020) HIStory3: Trapped (2019)
#asianlgbtqdrama#lgbtqia+#cherry magic#gap the series#bad buddy#history 3: trapped#love mate#the director who buys me dinner#the new employee#oh! my assistant#kdramaedit#first love for the third time#samjin company english class#jdramaedit#thaidramaedit#twdramaedit#first love again#love language set#prangon gifs#asiandramaedit#finally! finally! this is a full set
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roller derby friendship is crazy. we beat each other up regularly. body shyness does not exist; you tell me about how you pissed your pants and i tell you about my ass sweat. i trust you with my life. i do not know your first name
#could not tell you the number of times someone has grabbed my ass or punched me in the tit and im like.#buy me dinner first..... hey whats your govt name again. lmao#derby tag#roller derby#gia speaks
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he's just a widdle guy 🥺🥺🥺 wust a siwwy wiwwle guyyyy
i think sampo should've been arrested with us
#me when im being annoying on purpose#honkai star rail#sampo#SAMPO WOULD 100% USE THE AT LEAST BUY ME DINNER FIRST LINE HE WOULD#gepard#doodle#my art#drawing crack rn but i should go to bed but YOLO ig ✌😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✨✨#ok fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine i will go catch some zs 🙄🙄🙄 but im not gonna be happy about it
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horrible boyfriend chronicles 14: summer bird and the empty nesters he left behind
#enstars#ensemble stars#kurokei#keito hasumi#kuro kiryu#myart#souma kanzaki#isara mao#anzu enstars#I think it’s really funny how souma is becoming more independent and kurokei are becoming worse#guys who are delusional about a guy who is not even a year younger than them#every week without souma that goes buy they bulk purchase merchandise to cope#at some point Keito starts talking to the nuis#once every two days. a phone call. : kanzaki come over for dinner#the first time souma turns them down because he has a test krk go into shock#their apartment has a guest room just for him too#sorry I love akatsuki so bad please talk to me about my akatsuki headcanons#also I think it isn’t clear but this is in the future
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Do the ancestors have specific kinks or are they on the vanilla side?
Shipping 4 dead people who never actually interacted,seperated by centuries but not bloodlines only to have em Vanilla would be a different brand of crazy I think😭
So yea I def imagine them Kinky tho I dont have kinks set in stone for them much bc It would change depending on whatever I feel like is hot that week lol, I imagine them all as vers switches even tho they have preferences and It changes depending on whos w who.
But rn:
Altaïr is a Exhibitionist (I have decided lol) and is a bit of a mean Dom that loves to tease/bratty sub that loves to order. Likes roughhousing too
Ezio is recently realizing he is into(due to Altaïr) Voyerism and almost cucking? (im not into cheating nor actual cucking, I just think Ezio enjoys seeing Desmond get pleasured by someone and not being able to join in for a while) He is a talkative Dom that loves to dirtytalk and oversimulate the other/cocky sub that refuses to shut up till u make him shut up(gags binds slaps etc etc)
Connor... Im again not that far into the game where I have a clearer idea on how I wanna HC him but he is the most Vanilla out of all most of the time. I wanna give him a breeding kink (no mpreg sorry i dont care for it lol)just bc I can imagine him being a silent manhandling gentle dom holding you down as he just goes town/ Shy pillowprincess that mewls quietly trying to hold it in
Desmond Im not sure tbh being from modern times is open to being freakier, he def enjoys the attention and letting the others figure out their turn ons (mans a enabler). He is basically a chameleon and his dynamic changes w everyone. He might blush and try to (playfully) stop them but He enjoys all lol I just dont like HC-ing him as a blushing virgin lol this man has fucked before he was 23+ in New York as a bartender.
But overall I dont wanna set anything in stone w kinks or bed dynamics bc again I just make em do whatever I think sounds/looks fun that week lol so U could get a shy pillow princess Altaïr and Mean Dom Connor.
So TLDR: I give em whatever kinks that get me going and fits their HC of the time
#Im not gonna spill all my kinks yet buy me a dinner first#basically they get to be şnto whatever im into#I wont kinkshame tho god knows I got shamefulk ones#and they hate whatever I hate#also I think I red somewhere that kinks are genetic so... they just sense8 their kinks#asks#nsft
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What happened to "Hello"? And "Nice to meet you"?
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#y’all know when it’s a Doing Things Day?#well today I slept in way less than I wanted to and then decided I can’t take a nap to try to reset my sleep schedule#so I went and did some sight singing of choral pieces with friends (lamentations of Jeremiah/o vos omnes and Armistice 1918 took. me. out.)#as in they went so well (helped that half the people had done them before)#and then picked up two things from buy nothing#returned my friend’s wrench set#convinced another sister to come to weekend warrior with me#got some shoes I needed and two nice shirts at the thrift store#got art supplies I needed at dollar tree and ran into a deacon from my church there and had a nice chat#went grocery shopping#ran into an old friend who lives in another state in the grocery store??#called my boyfriend for a while while washing dishes#touched up a painting#read my first Terry Pratchett book (Equal Rites - it was amusing and enjoyable but not super special to me)#(I know there’s so much more! just dipping my toes in)#made dinner and prepped some extra things for future meals#spent hours going through little things I’d saved and pasting them into a journal#now going to read and annotate Life Together before bed#is this what it’s like when you get up and stay awake????#is this what y’all do?
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#buy me dinner first hehe#ølden ring#jk i'm gonna kill the stinky man#dr pimple popper would've had a field day with that armor jeez#dung eater#the dung eater#the LOATHSOME dung eater
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The best thing about Italy and Europe is that linen just- exists here. I can go buy a shitty cheap 100% linen dress like I would go to Fry's and buy a shitty cheap 100% polyester dress in America. Absolutely revolutionary for my wardrobe. I can't actually buy wardrobe enhancements because I have a carry-on suitcase, but the fact I still have the option is amazing.
#I can't wear polyester because something about my sweat clings to the fibers. I can only wear >60% natural fibers. I've slowly been#weaning all poly out of my wardrobe. The restriction helps a lot preventing impulse buys; but here my impulse buy is only restricted by $$#i am absolutely not crying over the $350 linen women's suit jacket I saw :( UGH it was GORGEOUS and GREEN. I want a linen suit so bad#but honestly it's the kind of thing I should just spend a thousand on and get bespoke I think. It'd look better and feel classier#if you're spending that much money on a thick linen knit in the first place.#Okay tag essay: but can we talk about linen knit fabrics? I've seen so many beautiful linen weaves this weekend I'm losing my mind.#I think there was a kind of Tricot or Bird's Eye knit linen simple-curve dress that blew me away. The amount of work you can do with#two colors and a fashionable knit is insane. Then you wear a jacket over it and the linen is still light enough to wick away sweat but#heavy enough to look fashionable and stay flat. There's really this talented balance of texture that shines in linen. I love linen so much#Anyway! I should've made another post for this but none of these ramblings are important lol#I'm really tired after Anacapri. and dinner. Dinner was kind of dumb. There was confusion about what I wanted. We just wanted#appetizers to share but they gave me a whole plate of octopus. Which I feel bad about eating and don't like the texture after 10 bites.#So I had to give it to dad. Long story short I didn't want to eat anything at all; I wanted to WRITE. But I didn't write. I ate.#I'm already like 10 pounds heavier than when I left lmfao. It's starting to pack on my hips. Damn you Italy!#ptxt
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My Mum, When She Is Buying Ingredients For Her Own Cooking: Everything must be as fresh as possible. All the prep will be done in the kitchen, it improves the quality of the meal. Get the WHOLE neep, we can make several things out of that. I need to compare these boxes of chicken to figure out which has the least water and therefore most meat - don't get the pre-cut chicken, it's never cut right and usually has more water. We will get the whole herbs and I will chop them myself.
My Mum, When She Is Talking To Her Daughter With Known Dysfunctional Executives And A History Of Forgetting To Eat: Buy the meat pre-diced. Here are good jars and packets of sauces. Buy the pre-prepped vegetables. Always have tinned things to hand for emergencies. Frozen stuff is still good for you! Order takeaway, it exists for a reason!
#me#[mum voice] your first priority must always be to Actually Eat. Consume Food. Fuel Your Body.#[mum voice] nutrition is important but it is your second priority at all times.#I couldn't think of what to have for dinner tonight and messaged her for help at lunchtime (I would be picking up groceries after work)#and she literally told me to buy pre-diced onion if I could. i couldn't find any so I diced an onion myself but#'potentially too brainweird to dice an onion' was a factor on her mind
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"Curse ya~"
ITS MY BIRTHDAY GUYS !!!! WAOAOOWW !!
went out with some friends ~ about to go out tomorrow as well, pretty exciting !!
I drew sasara because we share the same birth month ! ,,,barely. We're both on the curb of barely even hitting/exiting october. Im on the 1st ! Hes on the 31st ! Pretty fun !! this was fun to draw, not quite a sketch but not quite a finished piece. A thing. If you will
Heres a clear picture of it !!
#His head looks a little big but i think its the angle i took a picture at but idgaf anymore guys#I had to go to my brothers room and use his leds for that first pick surprise surprise the light was set to GREEN and csme out yellow#Looks cool though#Having a good dinner for today ~ might post it later if it looks good enough#Pork chashu#Incase i dont post it know its pork chashu#Very excited#My friend was laughing at the fact i made birthday art for myself#It was fun !! Dont diss !!!#I didnt take the boba picture btw#My camera quality isnt that good..#So much to do this week... So many assignments and so many hang outs#If i dont make it by the end of this week host a funeral and bury me with a samatoki body pillow#JOKE but also my mom has a history of buying me body pillows for my birthday.... i never ask for them#And she does it anyway#Its really funny actually but im so scared what if she does it again this year#Wish me luck soldiers#Might draw nrc staff later i lovr them#BYYEE !!!#hypmic#hypnosis mic#hypnosis microphone#sasara nurude#Noctiart#Noctifan#These tags are crazy so#Luca talks#OK BYE
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i love when i’m able to actually hold a conversation with people on here about basic stuff and that alone can bring me joy
#like yes please tell me about your day#you went to the grocery store? man that’s great!#you want to be treated and valued like a normal human being? dude me too!#instead of buy me dinner first it’s talk to me about anything other than kink first#starryeyedrambles
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So I started playing bg3 and i had to draw the first time Astarion tries to drink your blood (id in alt)
#literally this interaction was so funny to me#before you try and suck my blood and get into my pants#at least buy me dinner first damn#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#bg3 fanart
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The fact that Z immediately put her signet ring with Tom's initials back on after her nails were done when the manicurist was taking photos/vids of her new nails confirms to me that the ring is the equivalent of a collar and Tom is dom. In this essay I will...
Ease back into it damn.
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to bake a pie on a fucking wednesday afternoon is a goddamn clown and should be dropkicked into the sun
#🤡#it's me#god it was SO much more complicated than i thought!#i baked pie just a few weeks ago and there was no problem so i figured today would be the same but nooOoO#i can't function in a dirty kitchen so I had to do the dishes first and let my ingredients thaw as most are stuff i buy or gather on sale#and then use when i have energy or want to#but yeah i did the dishes for like an hour and a half yesterday so in my brain baking a pie would just be as easy as me going to the kitchen#and getting started! meanwhile i forgot mom cooked dinner yesterday and somehow that woman uses every goddamn pot and pan in the house when#she cooks#so i had to clean that up plus glasses and utensils and stuff we used since yesterday afternoon#anyway then i started on the actual fucking pie and i semi followed a recipe this time and it called for one and a half TEAspoons of#cinnamon but last time i baked a pie i was just going off my own brain and i used half a TABLESPOON so like. same fucking thing basically#but my brain read the recipe and was like oh that's kind of a lot. double checked yep that says tablespoons okay i mean sally hasnt led me#astray before in it goes THEN MY BRAIN READS IT RIGHT and I'm like fuck#that said 1.5 teaspoons not 1.5 tablespoons#and i had dumped it in on top of other unmixed spices so i couldnt just scoop it out#anyway i think i managed to save it maybe? drained a lot of liquid and reduced it instead and i tasted an apple and it was good though i#havent tried the reduction yet and i only added a little to the pie#AND THEN FOR SOME REASON I DECIDED TO DO A LATTICE CRUST. EVEN THOUGH I'VE ONLY EVER DONE IT ONCE BEFORE#and did i look at a guide? nope. it took forever#anyway girlie is finally in the oven and if it turns out bad I'm throwing out my oven#my post#baking#this took so much more energy than i was expecting it to#it better be fucking good!
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