#[mum voice] nutrition is important but it is your second priority at all times.
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My Mum, When She Is Buying Ingredients For Her Own Cooking: Everything must be as fresh as possible. All the prep will be done in the kitchen, it improves the quality of the meal. Get the WHOLE neep, we can make several things out of that. I need to compare these boxes of chicken to figure out which has the least water and therefore most meat - don't get the pre-cut chicken, it's never cut right and usually has more water. We will get the whole herbs and I will chop them myself.
My Mum, When She Is Talking To Her Daughter With Known Dysfunctional Executives And A History Of Forgetting To Eat: Buy the meat pre-diced. Here are good jars and packets of sauces. Buy the pre-prepped vegetables. Always have tinned things to hand for emergencies. Frozen stuff is still good for you! Order takeaway, it exists for a reason!
#me#[mum voice] your first priority must always be to Actually Eat. Consume Food. Fuel Your Body.#[mum voice] nutrition is important but it is your second priority at all times.#I couldn't think of what to have for dinner tonight and messaged her for help at lunchtime (I would be picking up groceries after work)#and she literally told me to buy pre-diced onion if I could. i couldn't find any so I diced an onion myself but#'potentially too brainweird to dice an onion' was a factor on her mind
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