#Butter knife

[caffeinesam]

Hey people maybe you've seen this but...

I thought it belonged here

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a zombie apocalypse and me and my team found a shed full of weapons. While my friends were choosing guns and bombs, I selected a bright pink Hello Kitty butter knife. I was immediately accosted by zombies, who not only gnawed on my limbs but also insulted my clothes and weapon of choice while they killed me.

[keithkog]

As opposed to legally killing people with a butter knife.

Also this is the only knife they say this for.

-Keith

[maggot776]

Tumblr rate my meal

[etcstims]

Garlic confit spread

[squishvicx]

I JUST READ A FIC WHERE THEY CALLED OWAZONO ‘BUTTERKNIFE’ IM GONNA SOB 😭

[timothybates]

Who the fuck cares if it's too late for me to post my Thanksgiving themed art, at least I finished it! 🦃🍗

[banana-breadses]

in a Coney mood He’s such a silly guy I prommy

[yutamayo]

Do you think when the gods look down on us, they cry?

Or

[motherofsephy]

Day 7: Free Day

Silly Milly and her Butter Knife celebrate their Ace Relationship.

That's a wrap everyone. What a fun week. See you all next year, I hope.

[batmanbeyondrocks]

Credit: Greg Fils-Aimé@gregfilsaime

[sympthyfrthedvil]

Making a sandwich n I dropped the knife on the floor and in the saddest most pathetic borat voice "My knife"

[wowpindrop]

It's happened people.

JAMES KNOWS I FUCKING EXIST.

SOBBING. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

God I love that man 🫶🫶

[bimbusbobus]

she is so freakin' ready

[fretbored34]

With a butter knife 👍