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There's such delicious dramatic irony in Martin saying, "This isn’t about saving the world, it’s all just some power play against [Elias.]" and being right about that! Peter's ultimate goal isn't to save the world, it's to be the one to end it, and, in the short term, to win a bet -
but Martin's also wrong about his own unimportance, because this is perhaps the clearest shot anyone had at stopping the apocalypse. and if Martin had actually killed Jonah here, the Spider would've had a real hard time fixing that gap in their web
@a-mag-a-day
#not impossible#but by just the fact that the web doesn't actually try to cause the apocalypse themselves#id wager that they... cant. t#thats way too direct for the power of manipulation to be able to do#they have to manipulate other powers and people to enact their plans#they can nudge and pull and push but i dont think they wouldve been able to send an effective hello Jon#tma#a mag a day#martin blackwood#martin#tma s4#the magnus archives#and martin talks about this whole thing later as well of course#also martins interactions with villains keeps being delightful of course#Elias again not actually lying to him#maybe martin wouldve done it anyways... if Jon hadnt been at risk of being affected by the fall-out#or do yall think at this point he was too lonely to care about that#joos yaps#idk if dramatic irony is technically the correct term#but yall get it
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i'm sorry but theres no way this man is straight
the fish-scale patterning? The illusion of a crop top? The armbands? Hes wearing a collar- or a choker at least. The puffy flared boots?? The thinner than spaghetti thigh straps?? ORANGE??! no cishet man would wear orange
#I choose not to tag the character for this lol#but i will tag the shippers bc i think they'll appreciate this#Sladick#sladin#Sorry i know theres no shipping explicitly in this#But yall get it#I never finished reading the old deathstroke comics so i'm doing that now lol#Ive been catching up on comics lately its fun#Feel free to chat me up about it 👌
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getting excited for reload and thinking about reload, so here are my favorite Minato/Ryoji posts I've made
#these are a bit long#so if you want to reread them click on the image itself and scroll#i love them endlessly#there's a few misnomers in the second one because it was while i was still playing fes#and the third one where i call 1 handed two master 2 handed sword master#but yall get it#im gonna play puyo puyo tetris to calm down#or issac#or write#who knows#im giddy
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In this house we love soft fluffy obikin.
But we also absolutely adore unhealthy toxic obikin. Oh they're worst to each other they're the best to each other nobody can compare, they know each other inside out and know where it hurts the most.
Also dead dove obikin. I will never tire of Dead Doves. I love dead doves.
#its the royal we#when i say we i mean me#but yall get it#frankly it doesnt even have to be obikin alone#i love toxic obianidala who are so deeply intertwined they dont know where one ends and the other starts#and also quiobiani is a ship ive been getting into recently#not enough dead doves for that one yet#i just think people should write more filthy stuff#and by people i mean others but also probably me
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she is actually psychotic
#imagine just saying that#i don't have the english to explain how fucking mad this dialogue made me lmao#but yall get it#dragon age inquisition#cassandra pentaghast#dai#cassandra critical#love her tho
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love it when im just making shit up and then it starts to make sense by itself
#sammy says shit#as most of you know streetkid v gets their nose broken twice within a day#and naturally TO ME that means my v gets her nose broken SO often#now what can happen when you break your nose?#you could lose your sense of smell correct#and who's a schmelly little bitch? yea 😌#obviously you become sort of immune to your own smell anyway#but yall get it#'but sammy its cyberpunk she can just get her nose fixed'#i need you to be quiet right now
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[gets people into a media a la radiation poisoning] I LOVE BEING AN INFLUENCER
#radiation poisoning is not what i wanna describe it as but i have a headache and literally cant articulate my actual meaning klsdfklsd#but yall get it
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You know those matching bracelets where one lights up when the other is touched so that you know your friend is thinking about you?
I'm thinking that but a pair of baymaxes made just for demanding hugs.
somewhere on Earth a lonely human hugs their baymax and the twin baymax on the other side of the world starts yelling "HUG HUG HUG" until the lonely human's friend hugs that baymax so the first baymax hugs the person back?
they should invent a way to hug your online friends who live so so far away
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Well I like it but it’s not very well written. Also it’s a visual mess. The plot doesnt make any sense and the creators suck and its politics oscillate from mildly problematic to frankly baffling. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. However. the character
#warlock wartalks#too many to name..goodbye world#now that this is getting notes I would like to officially state I was thinking abt Torchwood and several comic properties when making this#also great cities which yall know is close to my heart but I have an entirely different set of issues w its politics#mostly that nkj can do better
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"furry inflation" (2024)
#my art#furry#ok to rb#had a meltdown about how none of my art feels like 'real art' today and then immediately drew this#not helping my case#anyway yall should get into the comic series im making please
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
#aroace#aromantic#asexual#asexuality#ace#aro#im so glad you guys are enjoying this stupid post i made at work#okay i wrote that at 3000 notes but what the FUCK is happening#10000 notes on this no effort fmk post and not one aspec i know irl#dgmw im still very happy that yall are enjoying this post but also like. come hang out with meeeeee :(#okay this is getting ridiculous. 40k notes and still no aspec irls. where the FUCK are you all
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the brushes you use for digital art dont Actually matter that much and its more about core art principles and technique or whatever. but maybe this next brush will be the one
#personal#save me gouache maxpack. etc etc#idk if ill actually get it...need 2 keep thinking about it#unless one of yall has it...i can barter with the brushsets i have LOL
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currently thinking about plug!geto beating your pussy up after a hotbox….
“oh suguruuu,” your eyes rolled back in pleasure, freshly manicured nails (paid for by yours truly) digging into his biceps as he fucked you like he hated your guts. he had your seat reclined back, knees pushed to your ears as he gave the you meanest strokes known to man.
you peered at him through your lashes, mewling when you saw he was already staring back down at you. his eyes were low n red, the tiniest smirk on his face bc he knew as long as he had you like this you couldn’t run from him. sure it was cramped as hell but shit he wasn’t complaining—especially with the way your pussy was gripping his dick.
“you look—s-shit! look so pretty like this y/n. pussy feels so fuckin’ good. . . so fuckin’ soft. am i making you feel good y/n? speak up,” he got no response in return, your attention solely focused on his the view of his dick pounding into you. the sight was very erotic. . . one could even say it was pretty. you were broken out of your thoughts by a quick slap to the face, followed by geto gripping your jaw, squishing your cheeks together.
“i said am *thrust* i *thrust* making *thrust* you fucking feel *really hard thrust* good?” you nodded frantically, tears now filling your lash line because baby he was fucking you that good. “yes—yes sugu you’re making me feel so good thank you,” you sniffled, making the sick man laugh.
“you’re so cute,” he hummed, pressing his lips to your forehead before pulling his dick nearly all the way out just to slam back inside you. he stayed in place, now choosing to grind his hips into you, his hard stomach rubbing against your clit in a way that had you seeing stars. your hands slapped against his chest, whining something along the lines of him being to deep—but right now in this moment?? there was no such thing as too deep.
in fact he recalled you telling him not too long ago you wanted to feel him in your tummy again, so he was actually doing you a favor if you think about it—but who am i kidding your not doing anyyyy thinking right now.
“m’gonna cum sugu c-can you—fuckkk-uh!” suguru was already one step ahead of you, the rough pads of his ring and middle fingers now rubbing vicious circles on your clit. your body tensed, thighs shaking as you came on his dick for what felt like the umpteenth time. geto fucked you through your orgasm, his own trailing behind as he came in you with one last stroke.
*sighs dreamily* hotboxes with geto were always the best
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#this has been sitting in my drafts forever#i just wanted to get it out but i hope yall enjoy it regardless !#geto smut#geto suguru smut#geto x black reader#geto x reader#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader
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Rio: *appears*
The Entirety of Team Witches' Road:
#rio vidal#agatha all along#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#billy kaplan#agatha harkness#im so extremely not straight for rio i dont think yall get it
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I hope Chappell Roan keeps making horny songs about lesbian sex. If the straights can have filthy sex songs so can sapphics.
#chappell roan#lesbian#sapphic#lgbtqia#of course some straight people are mad at her new song smh#yall need to get a grip#bisexual
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny#legendary warrior
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