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squidsmeister · 1 year ago

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dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

#dungeon meshi #my art #laios thorden #senshi #marcille #chilchuck #chilchack #izatsumi #laois #laius thorden #sorry guys I don’t know which spelling is correct here #chilchucks car is a beat up beige Honda civic #laois never got a license because even though he’s actually a good driver he just never cared enough to do it #plus he wants to travel in some wacky way. like on a five person tandem bicycle or some shit #marcille never got a license because just fucking look at her #plus she gets motion sick in cars. she just would #senshi walks everywhere and has no need for cars #izatsumi just learned what a car was two days ago and she’s pissed that chilchuck doesn’t have a lambo #chilchuck doesn’t have time for any of this. he has to get his daughter to soccer practice at 5

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stump-not-found · 2 months ago

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mabel pines #1 hater

#gravity falls #bill cipher #mabel pines #gf nevermind all that #mabel pines is the nicest girl you've met in that if a guy is bothering you in the bar she will beat his ass so bad he can't see #mabel pines will talk you through your panic attack #mabel pines will fight tooth and god damn nail to keep you from calling your shitty ex back #mabel pines will actually go . a bit too far trying to keep you from calling your ex back #perhaps she is a bit TOO invested in the lives and happiness of others #oh fuck oh no wait mabel pines you've gone to far #you're not prioritizing your own relationships and well being mabel pines oh fcuk oh no #wait maybe it's a bad thing that a 12 year old girl has to give her 60 yr old grunkle love advice #maybe a kid shouldn't be the one giving her adult uncle therapy oh noooooo #what the fuckkkkkk #stump art

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strawberry38 · 1 year ago

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Women and chess

Women and cussing

Women as harassers

#1. women and cussing #Like barbies are polite and don't like conflict #But she beat a guy #A cussing part has two sides:#One if you take the person beside you for a moron and take advantage of that (with made up bad status added)#You cuss 'mouth; with your tool'#And other side is that when it happens often you'd be like what a unpleasant person with dirty mouth #2. The chess part would be you're not really a player and wander if by telling that it diminishes you or is it has discriminatory or biased #Bigoted approach or view for another or undervaluing your capability #Like direct of that subversion how barbies achieve anything and have careers they are passionate about and very successful at it #The opposite (that reflected real world prejudice) was toy telling she likes shopping and math is tough #And another release where she's a programmer but she brought a virus (super unprofessional and provlematic as a work collegue)#3. Harasser part #I have written before #She's mature like #A duo guys walks by she looks and licks lips (happened in my mind never did that )#Or walks before a guy like a cat would bother a stranger who's on perioud and cat is hungryhorny (imagined)#Not against fereal Barbie #Barbie are the bosses in Barbieland not for no reason #Gotta show their place and show them their place #How's the boss #Fereal and unapologetic Barbie is canon #With or without reason #Because Barbies can #Behind every Barbie is a Ken(me) and he's totally fine with that. Nice

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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MDZS x Brazil (1985)

(Yes. Real movie dialogue)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #MDZS AU #lan wangji #wei wuxian #Backstory to this is 'we recently watched Brazil (1985) and this scene make us lose our minds.'#Brazil (1985) is best described as 'The Monty Python Crew does an adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 (1949).' Because it is.#And let me just say. I think it is the perfect adaptation. Somehow this film manages to be one of the best dystopia satires out there #While also being a genuine critique of capitalism and burocracy.#Plus the practical effects and set design were outstanding.#The 'romance' in this movie was definitely also a satire.#It is unbelievably wacky. I'm dead serious when I say this comic is beat for beat something that happens in the film #Guy who told this women *nothing* about the peril she's in form the government tells her he (legally) killed her.#She responds by saying “Care for a little necrophilia?” with NO ROMANTIC LEAD UP.#THE MUSIC SWELLS. HE TEARS OFF HIS JACKET AND DIVES INTO THE BED. SCENE END.#Jill Leyton has incredible range as a hot butch and hot femme. Was the line bizarre? Yes. She can pull it off though.#We paused and watched it back a few times. I wasn't intending to make a crossover this obscure but honestly...#It's...it's too good of a fit to pass up. Wei Wuxian *would* say that...

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babyblueetbaemonster · 1 month ago

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"HA HA HA HA HA! I'M LITERATELY AIMING MY FINGERS!!!"

"This kid is going places..."

#tes #morrowind #nerevarine #tes oc #oc: sundros #oc: viceeraud #ft the ppl in Arrille's Tradehouse #tesblr #my none primary skills are so weak i can't switch weapon type and expect to deliver a good attack #low skills low agility low luck low fatigue lead to low hit rate #can't believe i swing my huge weapon at a big guy and i miss like twenty times #how can i miss him he's right there!!! i'm definitely standing in his personal bubble!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #so anyway if i can't beat the system. why not join them #sunny shows up in taverns with a big sword and boasting like some overconfident child #these big strong warriors are very kind to amuse her. only to find out she ain't bluffing and they're losing money #and then everything changed when her level up her skill #long blade increased to 6 -> aaaaaaaargh!!!!

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thwackk · 5 months ago

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i realized im never gonna color these ever i might as well post them, YALL FW BUTCH ZORO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#one piece #roronoa zoro #butch zoro #<- making that a tag cause she is definitely going to make a lot of appearances #straw hat pirates #my art lol #she’s a she/he user in the sense that if someone mistakes her for a guy she’s not gonna care or correct or even notice #my silly goobie yippie yippie #puhleeeeaaaaassee talk to me abt zoro pls pls pls pretty pls pls pls #i’m not beating the zoro’s your favorite strawhat allegations 💀#he’s actually not tho i swear…

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heartorbit · 5 months ago

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(Just attack!)

#when her eyes do the Change symbol thing. peak #isat #in stars and time #i freaking love her sooooooaur much her and siffrin my sweeties #mirabelle chevalier #rhe most kickass surname in the world btw i wonder if she chose it #mirabelle isat #isat mirabelle #WHICH TAG IS IT. CMON GUYS.#drawing in monochrome is kind of fun. ill be back with more prsk art later combo of artfight + zines is beating me up #as well as In Stars And Autism #idfk about the pose i just wanted to draw her being cool ok IDK ANATOMY LEAVE ME ALONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ (HAS BEEN DRAWING FOR A BILLION YEARS)

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emchovy · 12 days ago

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my main worry with a Code Veronica remake is they'll make Wesker talk like a normal person instead of a gay megalomaniac who's finally done repressing his inner theatre kid since he no longer has to work office jobs

#em noise #resident evil #god Code Veronica game of all time #you know Claire meets him and in the middle of getting the snot beat out of her she's thinking Why Did Chris Have A Crush On This Guy #anyway. I don't care how high fidelity the graphics are.#if Wesker says 'Chris will fall right into my trap' instead of 'Oh little fishy come see my hook“#it'll be a worse game #chrisker

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musubiki · 8 months ago

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danmarch 🐉💎

#honkai star rail #dan heng #march 7th #danmarch #fanart #hsr #what else do i tag. i have no idea #anyway. im breaking my VERY LONG oc art streak to post my one(1) contribution to star rail #i care them very much #ive been playing this game so religiously and they have not left my team #tragic past(emo) vs tragic past(girly pop)#theres NO WAY with marchs very teenage girl mind that she does not have a crush on the hot cool mysterious yet caring dragon guy #who stays in the room right next to her #and the fact that he teases her so much........#the whole ass belabog quest he throws in little harmless march roasts every so often #he fucking CARE her #i bets shes like a filipino mom with that camera. every oppertunity (picture!!!!)#and dan heng gets dragged into it #he is honing his photography skills against his will #any nice place? shes like (lemme pose can you get a photo of me?)#dan heng just sighs #they bond over silently judging stelle rummaging through the garbage #cast each other that best friend glance as half her body is sticking out of a trash bin #i like to think you see them hanging out on the train together #with dan heng reading some obscure 8th century book on civilization pattern and development #and march is humming and putting stickers and aesthetic shit in her scrapbook #taping a piece of antimatter legion loot in the middle of a page #and with bubbly handwriting (we beat some bad guys today!!! <333 so fun!!)

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turtleblogatlast · 1 year ago

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Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise of the tmnt #I didn’t even list everything the Hamatos are MENACES #it’s so funny #bonus if none of the Hamatos realize how terrifying their presence in the Hidden City has become #every time Leo goes to bother Hueso the guy just has his head in his hands like Pepino…I JUST got my brother out of crime…and now you???’#Leo’s just like ‘lmao what crime’#meanwhile a trail of destruction follows them wherever they go #just look at the library smh #the small time yokai villains hearing about how scary the fam is and having two different reactions #one being no way are we talking about the same babies tripping over themselves and barely beating anyone #the other is oh god I barely escaped with my LIFE huh #sunita listening to all the worry her parents have about this new ‘Hamato Family’ and laughing inside #she tells April and April keeps it a secret to see how long it takes the others to realize it #when accused of crime Donnie accidentally and largely unprompted starts denying his digital asset thefts and then has to deny he denied it #when he learns of what is thought of them Raph has a crisis the poor boy #Mikey’s happy they’re ‘known for being a family!:)’#he - kinda terrifyingly - kinda likes the thought of that lol #Leo: 🤔 think I could go back to that hair spa then? (no)#in their defense while they are MENACES society is ALSO a menace to THEM

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tea-cat-arts · 4 months ago

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You know what, I've read enough fanfic. I'm confiscating Madame Yu from you guys

Free my girl- she did the things she's being accused of, but not as frequently or severely as the fandom pretends, her actions are being taken out of context, and her depth is being reduced to that of a Colleen Hoover antagonist

#mdzs #madame yu #yu ziyuan #oh to live in a world that showed her the fraction of the empathy this fandom shows jgy or xy #or as the svsss fandom shows Shen Jiu #even though she didnt do anything nearly as bad as any of those guys #like- she was extra harsh and observant towards wwx but she didnt actually do anything other than enforce rules/punishments #which are noted to be significantly lighter than those of the Lan clan #and y'all know the whole whipping thing was an act right? y'all know she was making a gamble to try and get the wens to leave right?#y'all remember that its noted that wwx would recover in like a couple days right?#she's not some vindictive woman who baselessly hates wwx and beats him for no reason #god forbid a woman be mean and unhappy after being more or less forced into giving up her carrier to marry a man who doesnt love her #and then said man adopts his crush's kid and treats said kid with more kindness than any of his own kids #if y'all were just taking a hard line against beating kids I think I could respect that but no-#fics will condemn Madame Yu and then wubify Lan Qiren in the same breath #the tgcf fandom's treatment of Ling Wen gave me hope but y'all let me down

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davilishuuu · 3 months ago

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i love ur art so much ur transfem sam winchester looks like she was pulled from the depths of my soul. thank u. i love u. that's all !

Hellooo!! Thank you so much💗💗

I saw ur ideas on the comments of that one post and tried to fit them all in one page! Hope u like itt

It was so fun😭

#sam winchester #supernatural #transfem sam winchester #fanart #supernatural fandom #dean winchester #sam and dean winchester #spnfandom #spn #sam and dean #shes so fun to draw #art #you guys are so sweet #i love drawing her #i believe she would beat the shit out of transphobes too #dean is just protective #shes such a nerdd

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constelationprize · 1 year ago

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Who do you guys think was Kateaaron's real biggest hater: Andrew or the Vixens groupchat

#there is NO WAY they approved of him for like. at LEAST the first six months #like I dont know what I would do if my friend (who is a solid 10) said she was dating someone. and when I ask who #she says oh Aaron Minyard. you know the rude cold unnaproachable guy in my biochem class. the one who has no friends.#and also I can't be seen with him in public or his attempted murderer brother is going to beat me up #I could not see a friend going through that in silence. AND HE'S NOT EVEN TALL. KATELYN WHATS THE EXCUSE HERE #katelyn mackenzie #aaron minyard #all for the game #aftg #kateaaron

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gendrsoup · 6 months ago

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this is a crystal palace surname von hoverkraft appreciation post. her outfits were always awesome despite having recently lost her memories and therefore most of her wardrobe tbh. she took no shit. she was willing to beat up a bunch of cats. she was being stalked by her literal demon ex and somehow still managed to get shit done. she gave no fucks about looking crazy talking to "herself" (except for that one time but wtvr). she was forced to wrestle with the possibility that the person she used to be was awful, yet proved herself to be inherently kind and good at every turn. she dragged the boys out to the states at the slightest chance that she could help a girl in danger. she immediately helped niko, both with her parasites and with her emotions, having only spoken to her once. she even went out on a limb to empathize with the evil witch who kidnapped her friends at the smallest possibility that their shared injustices could get through to her. she summoned a fucking goddess to reign in the witch she made immortal to get justice for hundreds of girls who didn't have a voice or a chance. ughhh she is just such a wonderfully written and developed character and SO underrated in this fandom and she deserves all the love from everyone all the time

#her with charles? cute as hell #her with niko? fucking perfect adorable we love #her with edwin(platonically)? man if they teamed up they would be the bitchiest besties and the world would never survive #i love her so so so much #she deserves the world #and all the good things next season #and to have someone beat the sense into her parents cause how can you have a daughter like her and just not give a shit #crystal palace #crystal palace surname von hovercraft #crystal palace surname von hoverkraft #guys idk how to spell it 😭#dead boy detectives #dbda

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trashcanwithsprinkles · 17 days ago

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Baizhu design :V ? For funsies totally not going to draw him or anything

had way too much fun with this one hahah

#listen i know that baizhu's eyes should be red in theory here but like #im too used to my golden eyed princess to change that #plus its funnier what with the whole childe crush list #also im sorry but i can't think how to explain it away rn #baizhu's not even a relevant character so it doesn't even matter but still #we'll just roll w it #anyway #we can name baizhu's snake smth else too #idk what #just in case anyone here doesn't realize gui is herbalist gui #hilariously enough gui also fits like. a good chunk of childe's crush list #like he's only missing the 'being able to beat his ass' and the 'deep voice'#the rest of it checks out iirc #childe; still a bit in shock at the revelation: huh- the husband is literally just some guy #gui; very friendly and polite and sweet invites ajax into the convo and never sidelines him and is always happy to meet new people:#childe; touched and charmed: yeah ok this makes sense actually. i get it #guizhong and ping yan only found out about the short crush like. months after LMAO #changsheng and gui are cannonically gossip buddies so i think the dynamic would be hilarious whenever baizhu goes to the clan #changsheng dumps a bunch of homework/tests on him to run and then goes sit w gui to the side to gossip for the rest of the day #she approved the husband from day1

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lunar-years · 3 months ago

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People hating on maisie on her happy eras tour 15 second tik tok clip I need everyone to back the fuck away from her please and thank you :) like damn you people are miserable

#okay well it was cute to loan her out for the day but I’ve snatched her back she’s mine again now yall can go away!#maisie peters #Its also sooo rude to be commenting like that on HER post get a grip get a job don’t you guys ever get tired of 24/7 haterism #and for what it’s worth maisie is really good live she CAN sing. Heaven forbid she be nervous and excited and miss a few beats.#ughjhhhh.

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