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but amelia going on a camping trip to the sea when hm? whose going to take her??
#&. i just really like sharks okay : ooc#as if this isn't something that happens often for her#but not the point
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i have NEVER gotten a murder in ANY of my main 5 clans
i have not played sunclan because it is at 300 moons currently and i’m trying to make a comic rn, as well as the other 4 clans haven’t been played as long (so i play those instead)
i got bored today and said, what’s one more moon
and finally
moon 301
a cat was murdered
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i just started season 5 of dexter and oh my gosh i have never cried so much watching a show
#SPOILER RN#i’m so shocked but like i knew rita was gonna die by arthur#also like angel and maria were such a random thing#BUT NOT THE POINT#point is i hate this show#watching dexter tell cody and astor tho was wild#ik he’s “not human” but he literally showed NO EMOTION#THEIR MOTHER JUST GOT MURDERED#also them coming home from disney world omg#☹️☹️
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never am I gonna explain this , never .
#Also like genuinely if you compliment this guy ... just donnnnn't /lh#He sucks#in lore#like like don't#just like don't#he sucks so bad#like he's horrible#SO FUCKING STUPID#But not the point#Another piece of art that mutuals will have to reblog to make it be found idk#like go mutuals !#You do you#find this art yay !!!#Bossman (the guy in the drawing) is owned by ask-the-rag-dolly#[ marart ]#[ my art ]
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I'm not joking when I say if you see a dead restaurant late at night and your first thought isn't 'oh they're probably closing and have to stay open because of their shit head boss I'll walk on' I will kill you with hammers
#my posts#scotland specific cause we dont have shit open late even in the biggest FUCKING city because our council is a JOKE#but not the point#this post is directed at thr couple that just walked in
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well the thing about richard and reading the secret history is that it is kind of lame and annoying in the beginning and it’s hard to care about richard. well i guess unless you have an insane tumblr mutual who lovingly posted about him an insane amount a year ago. i imagine all of you would have no problem connecting with richard now that i’ve primed you. but i digress. basically it’s soooo lame until richard gets to winter break and almost dies from pneumonia. and then it hits you that he is so pathetic and sad and you love him and want to wrap him in blankets and make him soup. and then of course the story starts heating up. but of course no it doesn’t because this is functionally a book where nothing happens. yes i know things happen. but can we be honest. 85% of this book is richard going to a different one of his friends houses and being annoying about ancient greek there. that review of pride and prejudice that said it’s just a bunch of people going to each others houses. literally richard. nothing happens for that whole book it’s just vibes. and a little murder. but mostly vibes. and homoeroticism of course. anyway. basically i miss him. but i literally do not have the time to reread and also you knowwww i’m busy with my fanfictions!!!
#and also i have less than a week to finish my short film. which is soooo scary#but not the point#and also i’m 90% sure my roommates cat is peeing on the bathroom rugs. so.#i am not cleaning that that is not my job at all. i am going to tell my roommate that that’s happening and then leave for home#since tomorrow is thursday i won’t have to be back til sunday. and if she hasn’t done anything about it then#well i just might kill her!#but again. not the point.
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Omg staying in this new mountain/cowboy town for a week (don’t question it it’s a weird place) and I just went to the local tavern to get a takeaway pizza and almost got kicked out because they thought I was under 18! Tried telling the lady at the bar I only wanted a pizza to go and she was insistent I had to show ID to order food for takeaway
Does the pizza have vodka in it?? Which wouldn’t be a problem anyways because I showed my license, but good lord how barbaric I’m 22!
#I’ve literally ordered like five times from this place since I got here#why the hostility now?? I’m your biggest supporter of the fortnite!#I mean I guess I did walk in wearing baggy jeans and all muddy from playing outside#and my hair is all fluffy in its growing out stage#so I look like a middle school boy#BUT NOT THE POINT#I was literally a bartender a few weeks ago gimme a break
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LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL CHALLAH....
#or babka?#cause instead of a braid its a cinnamon swirl twisted into a two strain braid#i dont know how to make an actual braid and with dough this wet i don't care :-)#but not the point#cinnamon filling :-))))))))#it's so beautiful#i love her#trajkotanie#kuchnia
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There's some motherless and maidenless bastard blasting off music in the highest volume ever and, honestly, I want violence.
#personal#fuck off and fuck you dude#it's like 4 am#I am still awake and playing video games yees???#but not the point#even if I am not sleeping I want to hear the quiet#I wanna hear my dumb character say the same fucking line for the 284772829199 time
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I am chomping at the bit to play some world of warcraft. Nothing else tickles that fancy yknow. Gathering materials. Undercutting at the auction house. Gathering materials. Logging out when people talk to me. Gathering materials
#I've been playing on and off since..... 2007? 2008?#I used to actually interact with ppl#I joined my first guild at lvl 40. I'll never forget.#I was killing gorillas in stranglethorn vale#Kythanis was my gm. He went to jail for crack or something later on#But not the point#I made some good friends! KARISSA MY BELOVED.... RHEA#And randos that I quested with for entire zones#Like me and the hunter in desolace#Or the cool fucking Tauren that rented me in western plaguelands with goblin cables#The two dudes that would meet me in wetlands to grind the red dragon pet#Which never dropped btw. We did this for three months like gold miners in california#Like oh we are gonna strike it big on this#I miss just wandering around the classic map#They have classic wrath which is hands down the best xpac#So Feb 1 I can finally buy my subscription bc it would be stupid#to pay for this month and next month LOL#I watched a scarab lord playthru recently and it made me wanna run ahn'qiraj solo SO BAD#I did it on my mage for so long. I love running old raids alone#I yell at the bosses. Smoke a lot of weed. Get drunk in game
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^^
i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#🧻 sharts#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#smokes a fat blunt. knocked this one out inbetween hw ive had this sketch laying around for AGES#edit: to the people pointing out they arent holding a bass#i am so sorry#LMFAOOO i used a free model online as a reference and figured electric guitars & basses looked similar#i dont play either of those instruments so …. my apologies ..
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
#the date is mostly wishful thinking but I am fairly confident about the bullet points#10k#20k#50k#100k
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken#if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson
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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING
#the last of the friends flew home monday but i'm still possessed by this knowledge#actually the point of life on this earth is to go to a good restaurant with seven of your friends and watch a movie after#that's it
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