#But not the point

[nots0nu]

Cedric week:

•Day four

•JAN 8TH• magical mishaps!!!!

[ross1fum1]

WE ARE SO BACK

[daredevils-advocate]

On one hand: I'm glad all my irl friends have managed to avoid the boy's identities. They still have the magic and mystery that comes with the anonymity and no desire to find out who's behind the masks, which I respect wholeheartedly.

On the other hand: I had their identities spoiled, which means I have access to other projects and info, which means I have things to Yap About™ and no one irl I can talk to without potentially spoiling their experience and I'm going to explode

[nancythebisexualslutwheeler]

Also my mother in law who has said NOTHING to me about being a mom or congrats or anything literally messaged in the group chat praising my partner etc .. I’m fucking gagged

[wornkindness]

but amelia going on a camping trip to the sea when hm? whose going to take her??

[liliumandclans]

i have NEVER gotten a murder in ANY of my main 5 clans

i have not played sunclan because it is at 300 moons currently and i’m trying to make a comic rn, as well as the other 4 clans haven’t been played as long (so i play those instead)

i got bored today and said, what’s one more moon

and finally

moon 301

a cat was murdered

[chrissdollie]

i just started season 5 of dexter and oh my gosh i have never cried so much watching a show

[homo-nouveau]

I'm not joking when I say if you see a dead restaurant late at night and your first thought isn't 'oh they're probably closing and have to stay open because of their shit head boss I'll walk on' I will kill you with hammers

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Omg staying in this new mountain/cowboy town for a week (don’t question it it’s a weird place) and I just went to the local tavern to get a takeaway pizza and almost got kicked out because they thought I was under 18! Tried telling the lady at the bar I only wanted a pizza to go and she was insistent I had to show ID to order food for takeaway

Does the pizza have vodka in it?? Which wouldn’t be a problem anyways because I showed my license, but good lord how barbaric I’m 22!

[spiderlegeyelashes]

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL CHALLAH....

[otomelavenderhaze]

There's some motherless and maidenless bastard blasting off music in the highest volume ever and, honestly, I want violence.

[the-cooler-king]

I am chomping at the bit to play some world of warcraft. Nothing else tickles that fancy yknow. Gathering materials. Undercutting at the auction house. Gathering materials. Logging out when people talk to me. Gathering materials

[starch1ldz]

^^

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa