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Come On Over

SUMMARY | Haechan doesn’t want to be seen as a cute, little baby boy to you so he asks Johnny for help to seduce you. PAIRING | Johnny x Reader x Haechan RATING | Mature GENRE | smut with little plot, CONTENT/WARNINGS | age gap (5 years between reader & HC), threesome, profanity/strong language, filthy dirty thoughts, unprotected sex (wrap it up ya’ll!), dirty talk, praise kink, pet names, vaginal penetration, anal penetration, fingering LENGTH | 5,291 words AUTHOR’S NOTE | So yeah, here’s another Johnny (and Haechan) one. It’s obvious who my bias and who my bias wreckers are hahaha.

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“Y/N, come here!”

You turned away from Taeyong to look at Johnny. You were surprised to see him smiling with all his teeth and eagerly waving you over. You took one more look back at Taeyong who was still staring up at you. You shrugged and made your way to the tall man.

“What do you want, Suh?” You crossed your arms over your chest. “If you’re planning on playing another trick on me with the kids then I won’t be able to stop myself from punching you in the face.”

“Why are you always so mean to me?” Johnny asked before chuckling. “What has this gorgeous man done to you that he gets treated like this?”

You rolled your eyes, a smile on your lips. “Nothing but try to get under my skin every time we see each other.”

“He does.” He leaned against the wall of the waiting room where you stood. His hand reached out for yours, intertwining his fingers with yours as he brought them together. “But he must’ve did something right if he got someone as amazing as you.”

“I swear Johnny, you’re making it harder for me to hate you.” You lightly punched his shoulder. “But seriously, what do you want?”

“Well,” He ran a hand through his hair, not meeting your eyes. “I just wanted to tell you that you looked beautiful today.”

You narrowed your eyes at him. How in the world did you look beautiful right now wearing baggy jeans, a hoodie and your hair in a tangled mess of a bun? “Do you need to get your eyes checked or something? This has to be a joke right? Which kid are you playing tricks with? Jaemin? Chenle? Haechan?”

“Y/N, you always look pretty in my eyes no matter what you wear.” Johnny stepped closer, his warm breath tickling your ear. “I know I don’t have to say this, but you’re the most beautiful woman in the entire universe and there isn’t anything anyone can ever do to change that.”

He stopped moving away from you as he gazed down into your eyes. You could feel your body reacting to his presence. You then grabbed the front of his shirt and pulled him towards you. “Okay, what are you and Haechan planning?”

“Awhhh…” Haechan frowned as he made his way to you. He enveloped you in a hug, looking down at you. “I was waiting for you to kiss each other.”

“You’re such a weirdo.” You pinched his arm. “Seriously though, what’s going on for Papa Bear and Baby Bear to bother me?”

Haechan smiled sheepishly. “Johnny-hyung was teaching me some new skills.”

“What new skills? Flirting?” You looked up at Johnny as he snaked his arms around your waist. Johnny nodded his head and you looked back at Haechan. “Haechan-ah, you don’t need to learn how to flirt with girls. Your personality is enough to make anyone fall for you. Have you seen the stylists and other female staff members swooning over you? I bet they all have a crush on you.”

“But what about you noona?” Haechan asked as he joined in on the hug. “Don’t you think that I’m hot too?”

You cooed at him. “Haechannie, you’re just my little baby bear. But, I might consider changing my mind when you’re older and mature.”

“No fair.” Haechan pouted as he dropped his arms to his sides. “Now I’m feeling sad.”

“That’s what you get for trying to pull off those puppy dog eyes.” Johnny laughed.

You slapped Johnny’s arm. “Stop trying to teach Haechan bad things.”

“Can’t help it.” Johnny muttered as he lowered his lips to yours. You felt butterflies erupt inside of you. This man had such an effect on you. You hadn’t been kissed by anyone in a long time since everyone on the staff was either married or dating someone else.

You never imagined dating an idol. You were just hired to be a manager and nothing more than that. But, you couldn’t deny how attracted you were to Johnny. It wasn’t just because of his good looks. There was just something different about him that made you melt inside. He intrigued you and it was driving you crazy.

It took all of your strength not to wrap your arms around his neck and run your hands through his messy hair. After a few seconds, he broke apart from you, grinning.

“How are you going to kiss and make me feel more sad?” Haechan grumbled.

“Awhhh, my poor Haechannie.” You held out your hand. “Come here, let me give you a big hug.”

“How did hyung ever manage to get you?” Haechan muttered as he stepped into your arms.

“Is my Haechannie jealous?” You chuckled as you hugged him tighter.

“Maybe…” He whispered into your hair.

You let out a laugh giving him a quick squeeze before letting him go. You looked at both Johnny and Haechan. “Go and get ready, you two. You’re about to perform soon and I don’t need the stylists to hunt me down.”

“Yes, ma’am.” They both saluted you as they walked towards their dressing rooms. You smiled softly to yourself as you watched them walk away. Ever since becoming NCT’s manager, you learned to appreciate every moment that you spend with them. No matter how stressful things got, you knew deep down that these boys meant the world to you.

You plopped onto one of the couches next to one of the stylists and laid your head on her shoulder. “I’m so tired, eonni.”

“Me too.” Eunjung sighed as she wrapped her arm around your shoulders. “I really need a vacation. I’m so stressed out lately. Everything is getting overwhelming and I’m afraid I’m going to explode.”

You sat up as you rubbed your forehead. “You shouldn’t be working so hard, eonni. We should just take a week or two off from work and just relax.”

She laughed. “You think the guys will last without you for a week?”

“They can go and bother Taeyong.” You said. “He did say those are his children.”

“Even so,” she sighed. “I’m sure two of your boys will miss you.”

“Oh, hush.” You laughed. “I doubt it. Johnny, I can understand missing me but Haechan?”

“What do you expect? He’s always hanging around Johnny. Haechan is like a son to him.”

“You make it sound like Haechan is my son.” You laughed.

“I know he acts like one sometimes.” Eunjung winked. “And you do treat him like one. We all know you love him.”

“Fine, I’ll admit it. I loveeeee Haechan.” You cackled. “I think he has a little crush on me so he’s always hanging around Johnny.”

“He probably does.” She smiled. “Are you going to be able to deal with the stress once their album drops?”

“Hopefully I’ll have a couple of weeks off after that. That would be nice. Just spending time with the boys doing whatever they want to do. Maybe going somewhere exotic.”

“Hmm, maybe.” She hummed. “Wouldn’t that be nice?”

You shook your head as you lay your head back onto her shoulder. “Let’s hope that I have the chance to do that.”

“Of course you do.” Eunjung smiled. “Now, how much longer until they start?”

“Not too long.” You muttered. “A couple minutes at most.”

After their successful stage and returning to the waiting room, Haechan trailed behind Johnny. “Hyung, please? Can’t you help me?”

Johnny ran his fingers through his hair. “You heard what Y/N said. You don’t need any help flirting with the girls. They all love you.”

“But…” Haechan scrunched his nose as he crossed his arms. “I wanted Y/N-noona to like me.”

“She does like you, Haechan.” Johnny smiled.

“She treats me like her child.” Haechan frowned. “I want noona to see me as a man.”

“She sees you as her baby boy.” Johnny countered.

“No!” Haechan yelled as he threw his arms out. “I am not a baby anymore! I want her to see me as an adult and love me for who I am.”

“You know you have to fight Johnny for her attention, Haechan.” Mark hollered as he leaned against the door frame. The other guys let out chuckles.

“It’s not fair!” Haechan complained. “Please, can’t one of you show me some support?”

“Is my Haechannie complaining again?” You walked into the room, Johnny enveloping you in a hug and kissing your forehead. “Want Mama Bear to make you feel better?”

Haechan pouted as he sank to the floor. “No.”

“Why?” Johnny grinned as he pressed his chest against your back.

“Because if I’m feeling sad, I’d rather not have you rubbing it in.” Haechan grumbled.

“Johnny stop being mean to Haechan.” You placed your hands on his cheeks, and playfully pinched them. “Besides, Haechan doesn’t need any encouragement to flatter girls. He has no problem seducing them.”

“She’s right!” One of the stylists yelled out, laughter erupting throughout the room.

“I wouldn’t say seduce, noona.” Haechan shrugged. “Most of the girls just wanted me to pay them compliments.”

“Well, there is a difference between flattery and seduction.” Johnny stated as he ruffled Haechan’s hair. “It’s okay to be a little forward, Haechan.”

“So, that’s what I need to do then?” Haechan narrowed his eyes.

“Sure.” You smiled. “Just make sure you are not crossing any lines.”

“I won’t.” Haechan vowed. “I promise.”

The rest of the day flew by pretty quickly. Before you knew it, it was already time to go home. Your stomach growled loudly causing the others to look at you curiously.

“Are you hungry, babe?" Johnny asked as he nuzzled his face against your neck.

"Yes, actually." You sighed as you wrapped your arms around his waist. "I haven't eaten anything today."

"Then why don't we go grab dinner?" He suggested. He looked at the rest of his members. "Anyone else hungry?"

"Yeah, yeah. Let's go eat!" Yuta nodded enthusiastically. "We've been rehearsing for hours. Our bodies are dying."

"Please feed us, noona!" Jungwoo whined. "You're killing us!"

"Says the guy who eats twelve slices of pizza at a time." Taeyong mumbled under his breath.

"Let's just order a lot of food so that the guys don't complain." Johnny smirked.

You giggled as you pulled away from him. "Sounds like a plan."

The boys piled into the van and headed towards the nearest restaurant. A while later, you were sitting in a booth enjoying the company of your guys. You listened as Doyoung recalled an event from last week, Yuta and Taeyong argued over who ate the most ice cream earlier that day and Mark pretended to choke on his water when Jungwoo tried to bribe him to switch seats with him. Jaehyun and Johnny were in deep conversation about a drama they watched and Haechan was giving you weird looks but you pretended not to notice them.

When the company assigned you to be NCT's manager, you dreaded having to keep an eye on so many members. But now that you had gotten used to it, you didn't mind watching over them as much. Although they could be rowdy sometimes, they were all very kind hearted people. You often get headaches with Dream but what did you expect? All the idols were crazy.

When you and Johnny started dating, everyone made a huge fuss over it. To be honest, you weren't surprised. Everyone loved Johnny, majorly his fans, of course. Not only was he extremely talented but he also possessed a beautiful soul. Most of the members thought of him as their big brother because he was the second eldest out of the whole group. Haechan thought of him as a second father figure.

You had grown close to most of the boys over the years and even though you were not romantically involved with any of them, you felt like family to them. As manager, it was your job to protect them and ensure they stay safe. And that is exactly what you were going to do. However, there were times where it was tough to keep a straight face especially when they argued about trivial things such as who would get to sit beside you during mealtime. Or when they teased each other mercilessly. Those moments made you smile and laugh a lot.

After dropping off the boys at their dorms, you drove back to your house. You pulled into your driveway and parked your car. Leaning your head back, you stared at the night sky before turning off the engine. You grabbed your bag and locked your car doors. Walking towards your front door, you sighed as you slid your key into the lock.

As soon as you opened the door, you stepped inside the dimly lit house. It was empty since no one lived here except for you. After putting your bags down, you went into the kitchen and made yourself a cup of tea. Looking out the window, you couldn't help but wonder if Johnny was still awake. He had said he would call you but he hadn't called yet. As if on cue, your phone started vibrating and you checked the caller ID and saw Johnny's name flash across the screen. Without hesitation, you answered the phone.

"Hey, Johnny."

"Did you get home safely? Are you getting ready for bed?" Johnny asked.

"Yup. I'm home. What are you up to?" You sat down at the table as you sipped your hot tea.

"Haechan wanted to stay up and play games." Johnny chuckled. "But I convinced him to go to sleep instead."

"Look at you taking care of him. How cute." You smiled.

"That kid is really growing on me." Johnny agreed. "But I still can't forget what he said to me earlier."

"What did he say?" You asked curiously.

"He said he wants you to see him as a man and not as her baby boy." Johnny replied, letting out an amused laugh.

"I think he has a major crush on me, Johnny." You laughed. "Which I find adorable."

"Don't encourage him, Y/N." Johnny chuckled. "If you tease him, he'll end up coming onto you more."

"And is that a bad thing, babe?" You asked. "Are you jealous of Haechannie?"

"Jealous? Of course not!" Johnny scoffed. "However, I can understand how frustrating it must be for him."

"Me too." You admitted. "I know I should treat him like an adult since he is one but he's just so cute! But when I see you two together, you just give me father and son vibes. I can't help but to squeal."

"Am I too old for you?" Johnny joked.

"Definitely not!" You shook your head. "In fact, the older you get, the hotter you become."

"Oh, great." Johnny groaned. "More pressure."

"You're welcome, babe." You laughed.

"I miss you." Johnny admitted.

"I miss you too." You replied back. "Can't wait until tomorrow when we can spend more time together."

"Same here." Johnny paused. "You remember what you told me earlier? About Haechan?"

"Of course." You confirmed.

"Good." Johnny took a deep breath. "So, about that…"

Your heart skipped a beat as you prepared yourself for whatever he was about to tell you. "About what?"

"Are you free tomorrow?" Johnny asked softly.

"Since you guys don't have any schedules... Yeah." You replied.

"Good. Then can you come swing by the dorms? The others will be out tomorrow." Johnny requested. "There's something important I'd like to discuss with you."

"Okay." You agreed. "Anything for you."

"Good. Thanks, Y/N." Johnny smiled. "See you tomorrow."

"Bye, Johnny." You hung up the phone and threw it on the table next to you. "I wonder what he wants to talk about..."

"Oh god..." You moaned out as you bit your bottom lip. You looked down at the mop of hair that was between your legs.

"Baby, you like that?" Johnny whispered into your ear, his hands wrapped around your body. "You like having Haechan eating you out?"

"Mmm... Yes." You whimpered.

"Tell him how much you want him to lick you out, baby." Johnny urged.

You moaned louder, your hips moving faster as you rocked against his tongue. "Haechan, please... Please..."

"Shhh..." Johnny soothed. "Keep going."

You continued moaning as you grinded against Haechan's mouth.

How in the world did you end up in this situation?

You came to the dorms just as Johnny asked only to find that all the guys were gone for the weekend apart from Johnny and Haechan. Apparently, the other members were staying at an event that lasted all weekend. Johnny and Haechan had other schedules to attend so they were the only ones left behind. But, according to Johnny, he invited you over to discuss something important regarding his youngest member. When you arrived at the dorm, you'd never expected to be leaning against Johnny's hard chest and Haechan on his knees between your legs pleasuring you. You knew that Johnny and Haechan were close friends but this was definitely beyond your expectations. But right now, you weren't thinking about those details. You were focused on what was happening right in front of you.

"Fuck, Haechan," You gasped out as you pressed your thighs tighter around Haechan's head. "Fuck, that feels good..."

"Like this?" Haechan hummed against your pussy.

"Uh huh... Like that..." You replied breathlessly.

"Baby, you look so hot squirming in pleasure as Haechan tastes you." Johnny said as he kissed your shoulder.

"Johnny..." You whimpered. "It feels so good... It's driving me insane..."

"Such a dirty girl, aren't you, babe?" Johnny murmured against your ear. "Haechan's not your precious baby boy no more, is he? Is he?"

"No!" You exclaimed, thighs tightening further around Haechan's head.

"Good." Johnny breathed out. "He likes to lick your delicious pussy, doesn't he? Don't you love licking her, Haechan? Licking that sweet little pussy of hers?"

"Mmm... Mmmm..." Haechan hummed as he slowly moved his head. "She's so delicious..."

"Ahhhh..." You moaned loudly. "Harder... Faster... Lick my clit..."

"Johnny," Haechan whimpered, "Her pussy... It's dripping wet. So fucking wet..."

"Yes..." Johnny groaned, squeezing your breasts harder. "Take every inch of her pussy in your mouth, Haechan. Use your fingers, your tongue, everything."

Haechan's face remained buried in your pussy as he continued to eat you out. His tongue moved back and forth, teasing you with its movements. Your toes curled up as you tightened your thighs even more around Haechan's head. You arched your back and let out a loud moan as Haechan slipped a finger inside of you. A whimper escaped your lips as you leaned your head back on Johnny's chest, eyes shut tightly.

"Jesus fuck," Johnny growled. "My poor baby girl."

You snapped your eyes open to find that Johnny was already starting to pull his shirt over his head. You grinned as you watched him throw his clothes away. You snaked a hand behind his head to pull him down for a kiss. The moment your lips met, your body trembled in anticipation. Johnny ran his fingers through your hair, stroking your neck and jawline. His lips gently grazed yours as his tongue flicked at your bottom lip. You parted your lips slightly and felt his tongue slide against yours. His tongue traced along the seam of your mouth before sliding inside, tracing the outline of your teeth. His lips sealed around your tongue as he gently sucked on it.

You let out a moan as Haechan slipped another finger inside of you. He alternated his fingers, teasing you with his long strokes. His fingers slid inside of you easily as your wetness coated his digits. Your breathing became heavier and heavier as you grew more and more turned on. With every stroke of Haechan's tongue, every movement of his fingers, your arousal grew stronger and stronger. You could feel yourself start to tremble, becoming weak in the knees as Haechan licked your slit. His fingers started making circles around your clitoris while his tongue slipped back and forth across your slit. You bucked your hips against his fingers as your orgasm grew closer and closer. The tip of Haechan's nose rubbed against your opening as his fingers quickly increased their pace.

Suddenly, you screamed as you climaxed, the walls of your pussy contracting wildly around his fingers. Waves of pleasure washed over you as your orgasm exploded within you. You closed your eyes tightly as you trembled uncontrollably.

"Holy shit," Haechan moaned.

"Oh my god," You whimpered as your eyes flew open again. "Haechan, I can't take it anymore."

"Good." Haechan smirked. "That means I did a good job. Right, hyung?"

Johnny let out a laugh. "You did good, Haechan. But I think Y/N needs more. Can you give her more?"

Haechan nodded, standing up momentarily to discard his clothes. He then helped Johnny with discarding your clothes as well. Once you were completely nude, Johnny positioned you so that you were straddling his lap, your breasts pressed against his naked chest. He grabbed your ass firmly and held you there as he pushed his cock deep inside of you.

You cried out in pleasure as you sank down onto his length. You couldn't help but smile widely at the sensation of being full after having been stretched out by Haechan's fingers.

"Oh my god..." You panted out as you tightened your grip on Johnny's arms.

"You like it when I fill you up, baby?" Johnny purred into your ear. "Do you like feeling me deep inside of you?"

"Oh god..." You moaned out. "You feel so good inside of me."

"Haechan did such a good job with your tight little cunt, didn't he?" Johnny teased as he thrust upwards. "It fits so nice and snugly inside of you. Just like a glove."

"Mmmmm..." You sighed happily. "I'm glad I decided to visit. My pussy really needed to be filled."

"Haechan feels left out. Don't you think he should get some attention too?" Johnny murmured. "What do you say, Haechan? What do you want to do? Fuck her in the ass?"

"Noona?" Haechan asked you softly. "Do you want me to fuck you in the ass? Hyung has given permission, hasn't he?"

You've had anal with Johnny before, so it wasn't anything new. And, besides, Haechan seemed eager to try it. You'd be lying if you said you didn't want to watch Haechan fuck you in the ass. "Yes, Haechan. Please. Fuck me in the ass."

A huge grin spread across Haechan's face as he swiftly moved forward, pushing his cock between your cheeks. You shuddered at the contact of his skin against yours. Johnny stopped thrusting up into you momentarily so that Haechan could push himself fully inside of you. As Haechan sank deeper and deeper inside of you, you gasped out as he pushed into your rectum. "Oh my god," You cried out. "It feels so good..."

The three of you stayed like that for several moments before both of them began slowly pumping in and out of you. You held onto Johnny's arm as Haechan pushed his cock in and out of your anus.

"Y/N, baby..." Johnny whispered into your ear. "Look at us."

Your eyes shot open to find that Haechan and Johnny were looking directly at you. Their eyes were glazed with lust as they stared at you intently. There was no way you were going to ignore them as they pleasured you. They wanted you to watch them, to watch their faces as they fucked you. So you forced yourself to meet their gaze as you rode their cocks, letting their hardness plunge inside of you.

Both of them made sure that you saw their entire bodies. Each time Haechan thrust inside of you, he would make eye contact with you as his hips pounded against your ass. Every time Johnny rammed his cock inside of you, he also made sure to look at you. He smiled smugly each time his cock went deep inside of you. Even when you couldn't see their faces because of the angle of your bodies, you could still hear their voices.

"Noona, look at me. Look at my face as I fuck you," Haechan instructed.

"Mmhm," You hummed in reply.

"Watch me pound you into oblivion, Y/N," Johnny breathed. "See how much you turn me on? See how hot it makes me to see you bouncing on my dick?"

With every word that came out of their mouths, your arousal grew stronger and stronger. You wanted nothing more than to please these two men. In fact, you couldn't wait until you were able to finally cum. You gripped their cocks as hard as you could as they alternately thrust in and out of your ass and pussy. You took turns kissing the both of them, allowing your lips to linger against theirs. You couldn't stop thinking about how amazing it felt to have their cocks filling you up, satisfying your urges as you rode their cocks. The sensation of having their cocks go deep inside of you as they moved back and forth against your body was absolutely intoxicating. You could feel your nipples hardening as Johnny pinched them and sucked on them. You moaned as Haechan sucked on your neck and bit your earlobe.

"I wanna cum in you, baby," Johnny grunted. "Make you cum all over our dicks."

"Hyung..." Haechan spoke up. "Can we move positions?"

"Sure," Johnny answered. "I don't mind switching places."

You let out a whine as Haechan withdrew from you and crawled up on the bed to lay on his back. Johnny withdrew from you as he watched you crawl up Haechan's body and straddle his waist. As you slid your pussy down Haechan's cock, you looked at Johnny who was watching you with lustful eyes.

"Oh, look at that cute ass of yours, baby girl." Johnny groaned. "Haechan stretched you out real good, didn't he? Look at those pretty titties jiggle as you bounce up and down on his cock. I love seeing that."

You shifted your weight to sit up higher on Haechan's cock, giving Johnny a better view of what he was missing. You then began bouncing up and down faster on Haechan's shaft, moaning louder and louder as you brought yourself closer to an orgasm. Suddenly, Johnny moved forward and plunged his cock into your asshole.

"Fuck!" You yelped. "Johnny, fuck! Oh god, fuck..."

"Hahaha," Johnny laughed as he began slamming into you rapidly. "Oh, I like this position too. Baby, your ass feels so good around my cock."

As Haechan slammed into you relentlessly, Johnny continued ramming into you relentlessly. You held onto Haechan's toned arms tightly as your juices dripped down his shaft. Johnny kept going, pounding his cock into your ass, taking whatever he could. Finally, after what felt like hours of fucking, you felt an intense pressure build up in your abdomen. You cried out as you rode out your orgasm, screaming in pleasure as the warmth of your own release washed over you. You could feel both Johnny and Haechan tense up as they released their load into you. When you finished cumming, you collapsed down on top of Haechan's body, breathing heavily, Johnny laying next to you. The room was filled with the sounds of you and the boys panting as you tried to catch your breath.

Finally, you looked down at Haechan who was staring at you with an expression of pure bliss on his face.

"I guess my Haechannie is a man after all." You said, Johnny letting out a laugh.

"Did I do good, noona? Did I make you happy?" Haechan questioned.

"Yes, Haechan." You responded, giving him a quick kiss. "You did an excellent job. It was...the best sex I ever had."

"Well, it's always fun trying something new." Haechan replied. "And, besides, Johnny gave me some great pointers."

"Really?" You grinned, turning to face Johnny. "And what was that?"

"Just trust me." Johnny said with a wink. "You'll find out soon enough."

"So I'm assuming this is going to be a regular occurrence?" You mused aloud. "I mean, you two are obviously going to want to fuck me every chance you get now that we've done this."

"What do you say, Haechan?" Johnny asked. "Do you want to fuck Y/N again?"

"If that's what Y/N wants," Haechan replied with a look of adoration.

"What do you say, baby girl?" Johnny purred, his hands running up your legs. "Do you want to continue this fun?"

"Yeah, definitely." You said excitedly, placing your hands on either side of Johnny's head. "We can play later tonight. We'll have plenty of time to take care of our horny urges. For now, I just want to shower and cuddle with the both of you."

As you crawled off of Haechan's body, you could see that both of the boys shared a similar look of relief. Neither one of them wanted to leave your side. After all, it was clear to them that you belonged to the both of them. The three of you walked to the bathroom together, neither of you saying a single word. Once inside the shower, you all embraced, the three of you enjoying each other's company under the warm water. While you all enjoyed your time in the shower, you could still feel the lingering effects of your previous encounter with the guys. All throughout the shower, you constantly reached for each other, finding it difficult to keep your hands off of each other. Once you stepped out of the shower, Haechan wrapped you in a towel while Johnny dried you off with another towel. When the boys got you dressed, they let out a sigh of relief as they ran their hands along your curves.

After making your way back to the bedroom, you sat down next to Haechan and leaned into him. "Thank you, Haechan. Thank you, Johnny. That was..."

"Amazing?" Johnny offered.

"Yes. Amazing. And I'm so happy that I came to visit. Thank you both for this experience."

"Noona, do you still see me as a boy?" Haechan asked, causing you to raise your head from where you were resting it on his chest. "Or do you now see me as a man?"

"After that performance?" You laughed. You leaned up to give Haechan a kiss. "A man, Haechan. A man who will do anything to please me."

"Hey, don't be hogging my girlfriend now." Johnny placed his hand on Haechan's shoulder as he watched the two of you passionately kiss. "She's my woman, too."

"Alright, alright. Stop being jealous of each other." You giggled. "Now come here and give me lots of cuddles."

Once you had both of the boys cuddled up to you, you reached down to grab Haechan's hand and put it on your stomach. Then you reached over to grab Johnny's hand and place it on your stomach as well. You squeezed their hands and intertwined your fingers with theirs. You gently rubbed their hands as you continued to talk to them.

"I really do feel blessed that I was given such wonderful people to call family." You said. "And the feeling is mutual. The feeling is very mutual."

At that moment, you thought that everything was perfect. Life couldn't get any better than this. Your world was complete with the two people that meant the most to you: Haechan and Johnny. The three of you laid there, holding hands and enjoying each other's company as you drifted off to sleep. As you fell asleep, you could feel the warmth of the three of you as you slept peacefully.

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cupidsworstcrime · 3 months ago

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40 things I think about Sevro au Barca

some x reader content

1. Goblin with a Heart

Sevro acts like he doesn’t care, but he remembers the smallest details about the people he loves—what they like to eat, their favorite color, who hurt them in third grade. He won’t say anything… until he’s using it as a weapon or a gift.

2. Ferocious Protector

He’d tear the world apart for his people. He might call you a “slagging gorydamn pissstain,” but if anyone else even looks at you wrong, they’re done for. Loyalty is sacred to him.

3. Awkward Softness:

He’s weirdly good with kids because they don’t expect him to be polished. He lets them climb on him like he’s a tree, tells them fart jokes, and teaches them how to throw knives (against everyone else's wishes).

4. Terrible at Flirting

Tries to flirt by roasting you into oblivion or telling you something horrifying like, “You smell like blood and honey—kinda like a battlefield dessert.” It’s terrible. And somehow… weirdly endearing?

5. Nightmares & Quiet Moments

He still wakes up gasping from memories of the Jackal’s dungeon. When that happens, he doesn’t like being touched, but he does appreciate someone just being there with him, grounding him.

6. Loves Virginia like a Sister:

He won’t say it out loud because it makes him emotional, but he respects and loves Mustang deeply. They’ve got a quiet, sharp rapport. She’s one of the few people who can rein him in.

7. Mad Genius Tinkerer

He takes apart and rebuilds gear when he’s stressed. He once jury-rigged a datapad to stream old Earth horror movies and made the Howlers watch “The Human Centipede.” It didn’t go well.

8. Lowkey Romantic

If he falls for someone, it’s hard. He’s ride-or-die. He’ll write you dirty limericks, steal you the moon, and make crude jokes just to see you laugh.

9. Sevro’s Playlist

Hardcore punk, old metal, and weird techno remixes of children’s nursery rhymes. You never know what you’re going to hear blasting from his room.

10. The Howler King:

Sevro doesn’t think he deserves to lead, but the Howlers would walk into hell for him. He earned their loyalty not through speeches, but by always being the first in and last out.

11. Rage-Cleaner

When he’s pissed off, he doesn’t only throw things—he cleans. Viciously. His room ends up sparkling while he mutters things like, “Slagging gory sons of bitches, leaving plates in the sink like savages…” Yes, it surprises everyone, and no, that doesn't mean he showers.

12. Hoarder of Weird Sentimental Stuff:

He keeps the dumbest things: a rock someone threw at him as a kid, a crumpled drawing Darrow’s son gave him, an old Howler patch he swears smells like home. He won’t admit why, but he’d be devastated to lose any of it.

13. Has a Whole Second Language of Insults

Half of what Sevro says isn’t even standard speech—it’s some bizarre hybrid of lowColor slang, Martian profanity, and stuff he made up. Most people can’t follow it. The Howlers can. Darrow pretends he can.

14. Shit-Stirrer Supreme

Sevro loves to stir the pot. He’ll casually mention someone’s embarrassing moment in a room full of Golds just to watch the tension rise. Then he leans back like it wasn’t his fault.

15. Secretly Writes:

Not books—letters. He writes letters to his dad. To Ragnar. To people he’s lost. He never sends them, but he keeps them in a hidden part of his gear case, folded into little squares like paper ghosts.

16. Tactile Comfort-Seeker:

He acts like he doesn’t need touch, but if someone he trusts offers a hand, a shoulder, or a bit of pressure, he leans into it fast. It helps when the world gets loud.

17. The Dog Whisperer:

Dogs love him. Even the mean ones. He once stared down a genetically modified war hound, and it rolled over for belly rubs.

18. Uses Humor to Hide Pain:

If he’s cracking too many jokes in a row, something’s wrong. That’s his shield. He doesn’t cry in front of people—he bleeds sarcasm instead.

19. Annoyingly Good at Sneaking Up on People:

No one is safe. Not even Darrow. Especially not Darrow. He once hid in a ceiling vent for three hours just to drop down mid-briefing and scream, “Boo!”

20. The One Everyone Misses When He’s Gone:

You don’t realize how much Sevro holds together until he’s not there. He’s the glue in the chaos. The soul of the Howlers. The one who can make the war-torn world feel just a little bit survivable.

21. All Bark, and All Bite:

Sevro talks like he’s all bark—but when it comes down to it, he’s rough, raw, and focused. He might tease like a brat, but he loves control. He watches you fall apart and grins like the animal he is.

22. Filthy Mouth:

The filthiest. He’ll say things in your ear that make you forget how to stand. Sometimes it’s crude, sometimes it’s oddly poetic in a “scars and blood and I want you shaking” kind of way.

23. Needs to Prove Himself

He’s small, scrappy, overlooked—and he uses that. He’s relentless, determined to leave you trembling. It's not just sex, it's war. He wants to win you. Over and over again.

24. Biting Kink:

Bites like a wild animal. Neck, hips, thighs—anywhere soft. Leaves marks like a signature. He gets possessive, not in a territorial way, but in a “you survived me” kind of way.

25. Dangerous After Missions

High off adrenaline and blood, he’s starving for touch after battle. He grabs, growls, digs fingers in like he’s anchoring himself back to Earth with you. It’s fast, messy, half-laughter and half desperation.

26. Praise and Degradation:

He’ll praise you while degrading you in the same breath. “Slagging beautiful, wrecked little thing, look at you. Bet no one’s ever made you feel this fucked-up before, huh?”

27. Obsessive Focus:

He’s surprisingly attentive. Sevro doesn’t casually fuck. If he’s into you, he studies you. He knows what sounds you make when you’re close, how you breathe when you want more. He’s in your head before you even realize.

28. Secret Soft Side:

When it’s just the two of you, after the storm—he gets soft. Like, “pull you into his lap and nose at your neck” soft. He might say something real low like, “Didn’t know I could feel like this anymore.” Then immediately follow it up with a crude joke so you don’t take him too seriously.

29. Exhibitionist Tendencies:

He lives for the idea of someone hearing. Or almost catching you. He’ll whisper something obscene in your ear mid-meeting and smirk when you shift in your seat.

30. Absolutely Ruined by Affection

The first time you kiss him gently afterward, run your fingers through his hair or touch his cheek like he’s something to be held, not just handled—he practically short circuits. No one’s ever treated him like something precious before. He might cry the first time, if you don’t look.

31. Predator Energy:

He stalks you when you’re being bratty. Slowly corners you like it’s sport. And when he finally has you, it’s all rough hands, mocking smirks, and low, gravelly murmurs like, “Thought you were cute teasing me, huh? Let’s see how smug you are now.”

32. Obsessive Aftercare

He talks a big game, but the moment you’re spent and a little shaky, he’s all hands—pressing kisses to your forehead, making bad jokes, tucking you under his arm. It’s disarming, how fast he flips from feral to tender.

33. Control Through Chaos

Sevro doesn’t always tie you down. Sometimes it’s verbal control—commands, threats, challenges. He’ll say “don’t move,” and you don’t, because disobeying means consequences. Sometimes you disobey—because you want them.

34. Push-and-Pull Is His Kink

Try to dominate him and he laughs in your face—until you get under his skin. Then it’s all teeth and tangled limbs and messy breath. He’ll fight you for control just to feel your strength against his.

35. Brat Who Bends (Eventually)

He’s a smart-mouth, makes everything a competition, calls you names while you’re trying to be serious—but he lives for the moment you get rough enough to pin him and make him listen. And gods help you when he moans like that.

36. Needs to Earn the Fall

If he gives in, truly surrenders, it means something. He doesn’t yield easily. But when he does—eyes glassy, voice low—it’s a gift. He gives you everything, all at once.

37. Doesn’t Know He’s Starved Until You Feed Him:

You kiss him slow, drag your hands over his scars like they matter, whisper that he’s wanted, and he just—breaks. He stares at you like you rewrote gravity.

38. Scars & Softness:

He lets you trace his body—every sharp line, every old wound. “You like this mess?” he asks, like he’s daring you to lie. And when you answer yes, he kisses you like a man drowning.

39. Rough Sex, Gentle Words:

He’s all hips and hands and filth during, but when he’s buried deep and you’re clinging to him, he says the sweetest things like it’s a secret. “Never thought I’d get this. Never thought anyone’d see me.”

40. Can’t Keep His Hands Off You

Even when it’s not sexual—he’s always touching. Tugging on your sleeve, draping himself over your back, hand on your thigh at dinner. He acts casual about it, but if you pull away? His whole mood shifts.

#sevro au barca #sevro au barca fanfiction #sevro x reader #sevro fanfiction #red rising fanfic #red rising

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yourimagines · 2 years ago

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I fucked it up

* English is not my first language I apologise

* Triggers: Swearing, Angst, harassment , sadness and a tiny bit of fluff at the end

- Summary: Nate forgets he had plans with you, leaving you stranded all alone at night at a bar

Y/N POV

I was waiting for Nate to arrive, we plannend to go out for a drink after his workout at the gym. I was sitting at the bar with a Fanta, not wanting to be drunk when I’m alone in a bar filled with guys. ‘Come Nate, your 5 mins to late.’ I looked at my phone and sighed. ‘He will be here..’ I took a sip from my drink and looked around the room. There were mostly guys but here and there was a woman. ‘I don’t even like this bar, I should have chosen the location.’ I turned around and scrolled on my phone through a few apps.

I checked my phone as he still wasn’t here, 30 mins to late. ‘Don’t worry, he’s probably on his way.’ I clicked to our conversation and texted him.

Me: hi, are you on your way?

Me: I’m waiting for you ❤️

I placed my phone back in my handbag and ordered a new soda. ‘I’m leaving after this one, it’s getting busier and busier in here.’

I payed my drinks and texted Nate again.

Me: babe, I’m going home…

Me: hope you just forgot and nothing bad happened to you

Me: see ya at home

I felt angry but also worried. ‘Why is he not here, did he really forget our night out… I hope not because he rarely has time for me these day’s.’ I stood up and picked up my handbag. I walked through the crowd to the exit. ‘I hate being alone in these kind of situations.’ I stepped outside and started to walk back home. My friend brought me here but it was already late and didn’t want to call her to pick me up. I stuffed my hands in my jacket and walked alone through the streets of our town. A group of guys on the other side of the road, followed me. They were looking at me and one of them even started to catcall me. ‘Ignore them…’ I felt getting scared. ‘Which way? The short way or the long way?” I choose the short way back to our house but I needed to walk through that park, no lights… I looked behind me as the guys followed me. ‘Oh shit bad choice.’ I started to walk a bit faster. “Hey babe!” I heard one of them yelling at me. I took my phone and called Nate. ‘Please pick up.’ But it went directly to voicemail. My heart dropped. I typed quickly nicks name in and called him while quickly looking behind me, they were still there. “Hey y/n.” ‘Thank god.’ “Hey Nick, I’m in trouble, can you come.” My voice was low but shaky. “Yeah were are you?” “The park.” I heard him moving around. “I’m coming, stay on the phone.” “Okay.” I had the nerve to run but that would be a dead move, they would run as well. “Where you going huh?” ‘Hurry up Nick.’ “She’s a mute I think.” “Better for us.”

Nick POV

I heard people on the background, talking to her. ‘Where the fuck is Nate!’ I parked my car next to the park and walked up. I saw her as the guys surrounding her. “Hey! Leave her alone.” She saw me and run up to me. “You’re her boyfriend who ditch her at the bar?” “I didn’t ditch her, I was at the wrong bar.” I pushed her behind me. “You’re a lucky guy then.” Those guys laughed. “Yeah very lucky.” I clenched my jaw. “Well have fun buddy.” The walked back as I guided her to my car. “Why are you alone here? Where is Nate?” She shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t know, he ditched me.” Her voice sounded sad, her head hung low. “Nahh he’s probably at the gym, teaching those kids.” ‘He’s not at the gym, he’s told us he had plans with the guys, they are at Chris his house…’ my heart broke for her. “Come let’s get you safe.” I drove her to my place.

She lay asleep on my sofa, tucked in a blanket. I texted Nate but no reaction. ‘That motherfucker.’ It was already early in the morning when I heard a knock on my door. I stood up from my chair and walked over to my front door. Nate was standing there. “Hey, y/n is not at home is she here?” I gave him a slap on his head. He was shocked. “Are you an idiot?!” I whispered yelled at him, not wanting to wake up y/n. “What was that?!” I shook my head. “Where is your fucking phone?” “Is dead, why?!” “You really fucked it brother, you…” I pointed at him and clenched my jaw. “She here, asleep after she called me, that’s she was walking alone on these streets at midnight and that’s she was in trouble.” His face fell. “Is she hurt?” “No, I was there on time, she almost got rape Nate, she was getting followed the whole way back home.” He looked confused. “You forgot clearly, she was waiting for you at the bar, she fucking waited for you and you didn’t show up.” He closed his eyes and walked away. “Fuck!” He hit his head a few times. “I really fucked it.” He was angry at himself. “Yeah you did buddy…” he turned around and walked back to me. “Let me see her.” “Sure but she’s asleep.” He nodded and followed me inside

Y/N POV

I woke up by a door closing. I slowly opened my eyes and saw Nate and Nick entering the room. They both looked at me as I rubbed my face. “What’s the time?” “11 in the morning.” “11!?” I quickly sat right back up. “Oh shit I missed my appointment today.” I reached for my phone and quickly texted my friend that I had a rough night and I will call her later today to tell her about it. Luckily she said it was all good and I was safe. “I’m in the kitchen if you guys need me.” Nick disappeared as Nate sat down in front of me. “Baby I’m sorry…. I’m an idiot.” I nodded as he carefully grabbed my hands. “I heard it from Nick, I’m sorry I was not there, I…. I can’t forgive myself that you were unsafe and I wasn’t there…. I forgot about that meeting with you at the bar…” “you forgot about me?” Eyes started to sting. “No no…. I didn’t forgot about you I forgot our..” “date…” I looked away as a tear fell. “Baby…” his voice cracked. “I was looking forward to finally have some time with you, to do something fun together and you ditched me Nate…. You rarely have even time for me these days…I miss you.” My lip started to shiver as I held back the tears. “I know and I’m sorry, I… I love you.” I shook my head. “I’m done.” His face fell. “Baby please I..” “No, I’m actually done with this…. I can’t just sit and wait for you, to make time for me…” I stood up, walking away from him. “No, you’re not giving up on us, baby we’ve been together for like 3 years now.” “It’s 3 and a half years actually.” He groans, getting frustrated at himself. “Don’t you dare to throw this away, just give me a chance.” He was pacing around the room, mumbling to himself. “I don’t know you obviously don’t care about me… otherwise you wouldn’t forget, it’s not like forgetting groceries at the grocery store Nate.” I slightly rais my voice. He threw his arms up. “I’m human too!” I never saw Nate like this, his eyes bloodshot, his hand shaking, screaming at me. “I’m sorry, I already hate myself that I wasn’t there…. What more should I do…” his knees buckled as he fell to the ground, a loud sob came out of his mouth…

I was shocked at his sudden breakdown. He was hiding his face as he sat on his knees, crying. I walked over kneeling beside him. “Nate?” I said as tears were rolling down my face. He looked up, his eyes red, cheeks wet and his hands were trembling. “Baby please don’t leave me, I need you…. I’m so fucking lost without you.” I wrapped my arms around him and hugged him tightly. We both fell backwards and he hugged me close. “I’m sorry baby… I’m so sorry.” “I know.” We both cried in each other shoulder. “Let’s get home and spend the day together..” he looked up as I gave him a small nod. “Okay.” He cupped one side of my face and wipes the tears away. “I love you.” I leaned a bit closer against his hand. “I love you.” He smiles and help me back up on my feet. “Let’s get home, eat some ice cream and do whatever you want..” I nodded and grabbed my stuff. “I’m going say goodbye to Nick.” “Good idea.” We both walked to the kitchen where he was sitting, waiting for us. “Nick, thank you for everything.” I walked over and gave him a hug. “No problem.” “We are going, we talk later.” He nodded at Nate. “Drive safe you guys.” “We will.” We both left his place and I jumped in our car. “Let’s stop by Starbucks, I’m craving after that breakdown.” Nate chuckles and kissed my hand. “Let’s get you Starbucks then.” I smiled at him. “Thank you.” “No babe, thank you.”

#nate diaz x reader #nate diaz imagine #nate x reader #ufc x reader #ufc imagine #ufc imagines #mma imagine #mma x reader #sad fanfiction #fluff and angst #fluff #y/n x character #reader x character #imagines

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lucy-dulap · 1 year ago

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Relationship questions for Lucy and Gamigin

(What if their ship name is Gummy? Idk I'll see)

1. Who makes the other blush and who finds it adorable

Gamigin blushes when he laughs too much and since he's constantly giggling when Lucy's around, he blushes the most. Lucy's too dense to notice, though.

2. Who sings in the shower

Gamigin. And he puts his whole pussy into it. He's voice isn't even that great, but the passion on display is adorable. While he was preforming in the bath once he hit Lucy's face and he's still apologising about it to this day.

3. What would their song to eachother be

From Gamigin to Lucy it would be "Romantic Flight" from the HTTYD ost

From Lucy to Gamigin it would be DSaF Dave theme remake. That's their two shared braincells doing a mating dance

4. Who emberasses the other in public with kisses and pet names

Gamigin mostly. He's very touchy-feely and he constantly kisses and hugs Lucy in public. But what really flusters Lucy are the pet names. Being called something painfully sweet makes them emberassed. They start to get used to it at some point and they call him pet names back.

5. Who curses and who repremends the other for doing it

Lucy curses a lot but Gamigin got used to it. If Gamigin even says a small wear word like "damn", Lucy would turn to him and scream "Cum iți permiți, măi, coaie?! Firiai dracu de nenorocit, fututi mortii mati, cine te-a crescut, ma?"

Lucy teaches Gamigin how to say swear words in Romanian though.

6. What small quirks do they love about each other

When Lucy messes up a word they spit and then do it properly and Gamigin finds that adorable.

Gamigin kitten sneezes and Lucy can't hold back the head pats after he does that.

7. Who makes the other laugh more

Whenever they're close to eachother they giggle. All. The. Time. Even during meals they crack jokes. That's why they always are forced to eat seperately, so they don't choke.

I think Lucy makes Gamigin laugh more, but only slightly. The way they say coaie always makes him smile.

8. Who gets jealous easier

Lucy, all the way. You don't get adopted by Leviathan by being a normal member of society. Lucy's very scared that Gamigin will find someone better than them and abandon them just like their parents did. They kind of have to learn to have faith in Gamigin's monogomy.

9. How did they know they were right for the other

Gamigin was hooked the second he saw them hurt and was informed they are human. A human? In hell? In need? He is going to take such good care of them and learn everything he can about humans.

Lucy was first scared of Gamigin's excitability, but they started to loosen up when Gamigin showed genuine interest in them. When they heard he's a dragon he rushed Ppyong to the human world to get the DVD collection. They needed to impress him. And impress him they did.

10. Who brings up the subject of kids first

Lucifer. When Lucifer realised that the two teens in his care get along so well, and since Lucy can ovulate, alerm bells went off in his head. He's not the biggest fan of drugs, but he'll make sure both you and Gamigin take your birth-control regularly. The last thing he needs is an unplanned pregnancy from the least prepared people in Hell.

11. Who's adorable when they're sleepy and who gets grumpy and irritable

When Gamigin is sleepy he can barely hold his eyes opened. He's the cutest little meow meow. He sits himself on Lucy's lap, presses his head to their collarbone and falls asleep.

When Lucy's sleepy they get very fussy. Usually it ends with them crying in frustration and falling asleep from exhaustion.

12. Who's more protective

Both are very protective of the other. Gamigin would call Leviathan 5 different slurs for trying to kill Lucy and Lucy will fist fight Bimet if he complains about 'a lizard' following them in their journey.

13. How do they express their feelings (words, visual arts, a song, etc.)

Infodumping is a love language, I swear. Also, pokémon battling. Lucy loves playing any type of format and they'll introduce Gamigin to pokemon showdown. They probably even have a soulink nuzlock. Gamigin will know how Lucy is feeling depending on what team they use and Lucy can tell how Gamigin is feeling by the jiggles of his staff.

14. Where would they go on a 3AM adventure

Lucifer's private study at first. Lucy is obsessed with Lucifer and they need to see his study. So, while Lucifer is sleeping, they would sneak into the room and mess around.

Lucifer knows this is happening, but he wants to let the two youngsters have fun thinking that he can't hear their crazed giggles. Kind of like a lion pretending to be hurt by its cubs

15. Who has a hobby that only the other knows about

Lucy wants to make a pokemon fangame and they have a lot of ideas around it, but they're too shy to share it with anyone but Gamigin. They both plan it out and both would beg Buer to use his Tartaros knowledge to code it into existence. Little do they know that Buer failed his CopSci and Coding classes.

16. How do they hype eachother up

Both yell like they're at a football match. You know this meme? It's them. They are here to support eachother until the very end as loudly as possible.

17. Who picks flowers for the other

Gamigin brings Lucy berries since he knows its their favorite food. Especially blueberries and raspberries. Neither bring flowers because they don't want to kill the flowers by picking them.

18. Which one wears the "I'm with stupid" t-shirt

Both of them at the same time while laughing about it. The only way they allow to be insulted is if its recicrocle. They'd kiss with this shirt on to make sure everyone knows that they don't mean it as an insult.

19. Who's the better dancer

As I've said here, Gamigin will be the happiest dragon in all of Hell for getting to dance with Lucy, but he won't be good at it.

Lucy isn't a great dancer but they can do a brasoveanca or something very simple like that. Anything harder than macarena and they just stand stiffly in the corner until its over.

20. Who infodumps and who listens with heart eyes

Haha, autism. Both. They both infodump and the other one just stand there like "I can't believe this is my boyfriend. They're so cool." The 'me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic' meme but both of them are autistic bad bitches.

#whb #whb lucy #whb oc #whb gamigin #lucy dulap #lucy x gamigin

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formula-fun · 2 years ago

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I just wanted to come by and say I absolutely loveee your writing, especially the relationships between the characters💕 Now, idk if it's a spoiler, feel free to not respond, but i loved Charles and Pierre's friendship and now I'm really surprised how much I ship Pierre and Yuki and how wholesome Charles and Yuki's interactions are. I was wondering if you have given any thoughts abt P/Y future and maybe how they/Charles might react to them being pregnant/having a baby?

(2) Also, not to be annoying lol, but do the pack get to know at some point abt Charles and Max's baby? 👀👀👀👀 they're all such a mess of emotions, I imagine how would that go

Hi! Thanks so much, that's so sweet <3 I put it under a read more because it's really long, sorry!!

First off so glad you like the vibes because I knew the pack dynamic was a little unusual, but I've kind of had fun writing it! Charles and Pierre are what would traditionally be the 'pack leaders' except they're romantically not compatible, and while they both are in relationships with other people those other people aren't really in the pack per se--Yuki is friends with everyone but he didn't grow up with them, so while he ends up being close with them over the years he still has another pack back home. But he and Charles are still bros and they have a good influence on each other since Charles helps Yuki feel more included, Yuki helps Charles feel less isolated about his secondary gender, and they can both bitch about Pierre together <33

I haven't thought about Yuki and Pierre having kids a lot to be honest but I know irl they both want them, so they'd probably have them somewhere down the line! In my head Yuki is really casual about everything even when he's freaking out about it (he asked Pierre to be his mate over breakfast while on his phone and didn't so much ask him as just say "I think we should be mates" and then had the audacity to look startled when Pierre choked on his smoothie), so I think one day after they've both retired from racing he would tell him he thinks it's time for them to have kids and he's ready to come off birth control. To which Pierre again chokes on his smoothie.

Max and Charles have a good number of brain cells between them but all of them are devoted to motor racing, which is not the case with Yuki and Pierre whatsoever, so everything they do is planned. Pierre is much more insane about it. Yuki has finally opened his restaurant in his retirement, and he's happy to wait out the nine months sitting at the bar eating sorbet and sorting through bills and invoices. Pierre is the one who listens to about thirty parenting podcasts while doing core workouts at the gym every day so that he can easily lift his small child when the time comes. It's excessive. He's squatting 190. A baby weighs like...3 kilos. Every time someone asks him he gives this speech about mental and physical strength. His brothers are a little worried about him.

As for Charles, he's as laissez faire about the whole thing as Yuki is, which Pierre finds extremely annoying. Small spoiler, but at this point Charles is still racing, as is Max, and they're both seasoned parents. They've got two already with a vague idea to have a third once they retire for good, so unfortunately for Pierre and Yuki this means they're given babysitting duty much more often because "it's good practice" and "it's not like you're still working" and "now you can finally put all those parenting podcasts to good use" etc etc. The Verstappen/Leclerc children are 5 and 7, are extremely loud and have the added ability to throw tantrums in four languages at once. Yuki teaches them lots of Japanese swear words so they can add a fifth. They're very adoring of the baby when it's finally born, which Pierre claims is a good sign they're not actually psychologically damaged and tries to give Charles a lecture about the importance of a diverse age range in early childhood friendships immediately after the 2031 Vietnamese Grand Prix podium, when Charles is too exhausted to escape. Charles retains exactly none of that information.

(Pierre ends up calling Max in a panic late at night a lot, because Max is the only one who really sees his side of things. Max wasn't terrified of fatherhood until the instant an exhausted Charles placed their equally exhausted newborn into his arms, and then it slammed into him like brick to the face. He had to get over it fast. He was the stay at home parent and things weren't easy that year, so he had to learn very very quickly how to be a father--the kind of father he wants to be, anyway. He's still trying and there are no real guidebooks for these things, but their kids seem to be alright so he can't be fucking up too badly. Sometimes that's all Pierre needs to hear.)

As for your second question, I can't give you specifics but they'll all learn about it before the fic is over!! It'll happen very soon and I promise they will be suitably messy about it. Thanks so much for the asks, these were so fun to answer! <3

#writing tag #if i had words #lestappen

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bound-to-the-sea-are-we · 4 months ago

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Rules of the ATEEZ Crew

1. What Seonghwa says, goes. No matter what Hongjoong says.

2. Do not let San have whiskey. Yes, even if it’s watered down. Even if we’re on shore.

2a. San is banned from all alcohol.

3. Yunho and Mingi, stop teaching Hongjoong new swears in different languages. I’m fully aware we’re all pirates, but we don’t need to hear him cursing every five seconds without his knowledge.

3a. Wooyoung and San, you too. Knock it off. You’re making him sound less intimidating with the not swearing swears.

3b. Hongjoong. Stop encouraging them. Unbelievable.

4. If Wooyoung is unavailable, Hongjoong is last in line for cooking. One fire on board is enough for a lifetime, thank you.

5. Do not leave Wooyoung alone with Felix and Changbin.

6. Yeosang, please only freak people out by staying underwater for too long if we need it. Felix is still upset after last time.

7. If Jongho says don’t use a certain weapon, don’t use that weapon. He knows better than you do.

8. Wooyoung, stop stealing Stray Kids hair dye, who knows where they got it from.

9. If Hongjoong mysteriously goes missing, find the Strays immediately.

9a.Wooyoung, this does not mean you can disappear with the Strays without letting someone know.

10. Don’t let Wooyoung go anywhere alone, especially in non-pirate ports. One kidnapping attempt is enough, thanks.

11. Mingi, please stop storing the gunpowder next to the alcohol.

12. San, no.

13. Yeosang, no.

14. Seonghwa, no. You all know what you did.

15. Yeosang, please warn everyone before you summon your great aunt’s help. The rest of us are still used to krakens being unfriendly.

16. Jongho, put the sail back, we are not flying that atrocity from the Strays.

16a. Jongho, you’re right, it’s hilarious, but Seonghwa is pissed, please put the flag back. And give me the one you got from Got7, I know you have one. -Hongjoong

17. Yes, everyone can be subject to the ink punishment. Even you, Hongjoong.

#follow the rules or you'll walk the plank #ateez

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trboyrants · 2 years ago

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leo

BASICS

First Name: leo

Middle Name: jameson

Last Name: martin

Nickname: le, leonardo, leotard

Gender: male

Age: 23

Birthday: 5/24/2000

Birth Stone: emerald

Zodiac Sign: gemini

Sexual Orientation: straight (but $20 is $20)

ROMANCE

Ideal partner? someone who has the same interests, is always down for something fun, and wants the same things in their future

What was their first kiss like? it was a kiss for a piece of candy in kindergarten. she smelled like glue and had glitter on her face and he did not like it

CHILDHOOD

Life Story: Grew up in a small town with his mom and dad who should have gotten divorced long before they had a kid. It’s a very off and on household and his parents have too much pride to get divorced, so they stay together even though it’s not a secret that they’re both seeing other people. He isn’t that close with either of them and does his own thing a lot of the time, occasionally sees his mom but really only sees his dad on holidays

Did he have an imaginary friend growing up? a racoon named harold

Nurtured or neglected growing up? He was a mixture, it depended on the day and what kind of mood his parents were in

Closest family member? His paternal grandmother, Joyce

Languages spoken at home growing up? English

Financial situation growing up? they had times where they struggled, but always managed to get by

PERSONAL

Do they ramble or are they to the point? depends, he’s known to do both but he usually rambles

Does he have any addictions? he vapes, smokes weed and cigarettes, has dabbled in coke

What’s his biggest secret? on thursday nights he stays at his grandma’s and knits with her while watching the bachelor

What is he obsessed with? music, making sure his grandmother is okay, and not turning out like his parents

Does he have any pet peeves? people who act like they’re better than everyone because they have money

Does he have any superstitions? Does not like the number 333, won’t walk on a sidewalk crack

What’s his favorite swear word? fuck, godammit, cunt

One word they would use to describe themselves? funny

Sense of humor? definitely on the darker side

What’s his soft spot? you

Favorite person? also you

Do they rent or own? rents, he lives with his grandmother

Do they live in an urban area or rural? suburban

What’s their dream home? a place big enough for his family that he can call his own

How long can they hold a grudge? forever

APPEARANCE

Eye Color(s): chocolate brown

Hair Color: brown

Hair Style(s): on the longer side, curly, very much ‘i woke up like this’

Height: 5’11

PERSONALITY

Personality traits: funny, sarcastic, dorky, determined, protective

Good Habit(s): very strict about his oral hygiene, very organized with his weed

Bad habit(s): smoking, leaving clothes everywhere, not answering his phone

Like(s): hanging out with his friends/grandmother, board games, shitty movies

Dislike(s): people who think they’re better than everyone, dirty bong water, bad weed

Hobbies: dabbles in rpgs, plays guitar from time to time, listening to music

Allergies: grass

Fear(s): ending up like his parents

Fun Facts? he still sleeps with a night light

WORK

Ambition/dream: to move away and open his own record store

Occupation/Job: works at the local record store, teaches guitar lessons on the side for extra cash

RELATIONSHIPS

Relative(s): Maria Martin (mother), Josh Martin (father), Joyce Martin (grandmother)

EXTRA

Scent: weed, tobacco, cheap cologne

Outfit(s): ripped jeans and a t-shirt

Scars: a few random scars from scrapes and cuts on his arms, a gash through his eyebrow from hitting it on the corner of a cupboard

Jewelry: a plain silver chain, a few rings

FAVORITES

Favorite Song: the summoning - sleep token

Favorite Food(s): anything sweet

Favorite Drink(s): blue mtn dew

Favorite Color(s): black and green

Favorite Animal(s): raccoons

Favorite Number: 69 (he’s gross)

Favorite Season(s): winter

Favorite Holiday(s): halloween

Favorite Time of Day: middle of the night

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nootqueen404 · 2 years ago

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Shit like this is why I hate teenagers.

Even when I was a teen some 18 years ago I HATED many members of my own age group. Not to come off ad a pick-me but as far as I knew all teenagers were stupid, cruel, and had nothing better to do than make everyone around them miserable and pissed off; and I wasn’t like that. It didn’t help that I’ve been a victim of bullying since pre-K. Thank god for my parents putting me in a special Ed school that has developing social skills at the forefront of their teachings. That and therapy. Even now at 31 I’ve had to deal with teenagers being outright disrespectful and rude to me. It’s absurd! I had an incident not too long ago with a bunch of teenage boys trying to mess with me. I know that all of this is going to sound like someone out of a WhatPad or AO3, but I swear to god this is how it went down.

I was just chilling at the mall while my boyfriend was at Massage Envy for an appointment (desk job + guitarist lugging around heavy equipment + having worked at UPS in his 20’s and acting like he’s invincible = falling apart). I had on one of my mom’s vintage Alice Cooper shirts, cut off shorts, layered some jewelry including 2 rosaries, and my favorite pair of Vans. I even throw on a little makeup because my boyfriend and I were going out for dinner later. I feel awesome. I felt like a total bad bitch.

But while I was sitting in a little waiting area in the mall I hear a bunch of boys hooting and hollering. I didn’t pay much mind to it, after all I use to work retail at Spencer’s IN THIS EXACT mall. Out of the corner of my eye I saw them. At the top of the escalator I saw 5-7 teenage boys - still making a bunch of noise and being overall obnoxious - looking directly at me and pointing. Again, I just rolled my eyes and ignored it. I put my AirPods in and hope they could tell I was no where near their age and would leave me alone.

Nope!

They come barreling down the escalator and one of them makes a beeline for me. “Oh god here we go,” I think to myself. Let’s call him Jaxon (since all of their parents wanted to be edgy with naming them.)

Jaxon: Hey I like your style! (He sees my Hellfire Club backpack) Sick bag!

Me: Oh hey thanks. Yeah I use some of my first paycheck to get Her (I bring my bag closer for safety. I’d rather not get my shit stolen too) This is my second bag from Loungefly.

Jaxon: Say, you wouldn’t happen to watch anime?

Me: (I immediately knew where this was going, so I decided to fuck with him a little) Yeah! I’ve been watching since I was, like, 7 or 8.

Jaxon: Really? (I can see his buddies snickering not that far away from us) What are some of your favorites?

Me: Oh geez that’s a hard one. I mean, Sailor Moon has always been my favorite. It’s my Ride or Die series. But lately I’ve been really into Chainsaw Man. It’s wicked graphic, but the story is really good. But you’re probably not old enough to watch anything rated R or NC-17 anyways. Do you watch any anime? What are your favorites?

Jaxon: (I definitely stung his pride there, and his buddies definitely noticed) Uh yeah, I’m into One Piece.

Me: Oh yeah I’ve heard One Piece is a good series. I never really had any interest in it personally.

This is where I went in for the kill. I pull out my phone to look up when exactly One Piece came out.

Me: Oh yeah it came out in 1999. God, how old would I have been then? Let’s see… I’m 31 now so…*counts on my fingers* Seven! I would have been 7 when it came out!

This kid’s whole body language changed, I think I completely emasculated him in front of his buddies. Like “she’s not our age?! What the fuck HOW?!?!” He done fucked up.

Jaxon: Oh uh….hey! I’ll see you around.

Me: Cool! Have a great day kiddo.

Anyways, teenager suck no matter what generations they are apart of. Any chance you get to take those super cocky ones down a peg: do it.

I hope these ones rot in prison for the rest of their lives, and I hope Inquisitor makes it onto COD.

Rest in Power Vincent - we will finish the job for you.

!!IMPORTANT!!

hey everyone, I haven't come on here in a while but I have something to address.

for starters; happy late mental health day, please check in on your loved ones.

I'm utterly heart broken to say that a very close friend of mine had passed away the other day, he had taken his own life due to false accusations and claims being made against him, on top of his own personal issues he was dealing with irl.

I don't have the words to describe how much pain I'm in, he was my safe place, my comfort person, the only man I trusted. I can't believe he's gone, I refuse to believe it. my heart goes out to his family; his mother, his father, his thirteen year old sister, his three younger brothers, his friends, mutuals and anyone who was involved with him in any way shape or form, I am so incredibly sorry for your loss.

he was special, to all of us. it breaks my heart to imagine how much pain he was in that night, he was the only reason I stayed and I wish he were here to be able to say the same thing about me.

in light of the recent tragedy; I'd like to honor his memory by helping make his dream come true, he's always wanted his own COD skin so I decided to share this petition with you and it would mean the world to me if you signed it.

please... check up on your loved ones and be careful what you say online because it could be truly damaging.

rest easy "inquisitor" Vincent Plicchi, you have always been an inspiration to many people, thank you for truly being a friend. may the force be with you buddy.

#call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #mw2 #cod mw2 #cod mwii #cod black ops cold war #cod bo2 #cod bo3 #cod bo4 #cod bocw #Rest in Power #Inquisitor #RIP

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ikranwings · 2 years ago

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WHATS MEANT TO BE

Chapter one: first meeting

Song for the book:

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Navi is in blue

Authors note: I hope you guys enjoy! I haven’t written anything like this in years and I’m really worried about it. please enjoy and I hope you guys like it ❤️❤️

After I post this I have to head to bed it’s like 5:30 am but I had to get this out

I feel like the first chapters short but it will def get longer.

Warnings: mild swearing, talk of wounds?

Dedication: I don’t normally do a dedication but for the first chapter I am! I just want to take the time to thank @milknhonies . For hyping me up in the comments when all I did was tease the hell out of everyone looking forward to this XD. I appreciate you and I thank you so much for encouraging me ❤️

Miles had flown off in defeat after his war with the Sullys and metkyina clan. The mans own son wouldn't even join him after saving his life. As much as he tried to deny the kid as his own he couldn't. Sure Spider had come from the human version of himself so he wasn't technically his own blood so to speak. However he still felt some sort of responsibility towards him, his only family he technically had left had chosen to leave him and return back to the Sullys. His only choice now was to retreat on his Ikran. Even in his injured state the man knew sticking around here was not the safest option.

His plan was to head back to the base of operations, heal up and hope they would send him back out there to finish the job.Would the general blame everything on him? Revenge was the reason he was created, revenge was the only meaning he had in his life now. Surely there wasn't anything else that could be out there for the man now could there? They had to let him continue this mission, there was nothing else out there for him at least that’s what he thought.

Miles was tired, exhausted from the fight that had ensued not long ago. The man needed to rest, after inhaling all that water and nearly drowning amongst other injuries he needed to relax. Pushing himself further would only cause harm to himself in the long run especially if he were to lose consciousness while flying his Ikran back. There was only one choice he could make at this point, he had to land and make camp for the night and hope he was well enough to make flight early on the next morning. Landing and regrouping his thoughts was the smart thing to do, revenge wouldn't be possible if he was dead that was for damn sure.

Landing was the last thing he remembered. Sliding himself off of his Ikran after separating the bond and splaying himself flat on his back on a grassy plain. An open area he had briefly scanned before landing. It looked clear prior so he was almost positive he wouldn't be disturbed while he rested for a few minutes before he was to set up camp. He was only going to close his eyes for a few minutes, just a few minutes in order to hopefully replenish some energy. All he needed was a few minutes…

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The next moment his eyes snapped open, what felt like minutes had actually been hours and a strange Navi woman was kneeling beside him,was she trying to cause harm? Or was she assessing his injuries? No, he wouldn't take that chance. Not this time around that was for sure. In an instant he had forced himself up and shoved her over, using what little strength he had in him to pin the woman before him down to the ground. Making it impossible for her to move as he used his legs to pin her own, there was no telling if she was going to thrash against him and he wanted to cover all basis. Especially since he didn't want to be kicked or knocked upside the head, Miles was sick of being knocked around for one day. Still the woman below him struggled trying to pull herself free from his grasp.

“ Lonu vrrtep! (Let go of me! Now demon!) She hissed still trying to shove him off despite the fact he had a hold of both of her wrists. She spoke a language he didn't understand or rather barely did as his son had begun teaching him prior and never finished. Still he wished he learned more than he had for moments just like this one. “ What do you want huh?! Come out to kill me have you? Well it won't be easy!“ Intimidation Was his tactic, that sort of thing always seem to work when he was trying to scare someone off. The Navi woman below him merrily hissed in return still trying to find some form of leverage in order to shove miles off of her.

“ off! Now! “ English? The navi woman before him could speak english? Sure he knew many could from the school The Rda had provided for them all those years ago, but that was just for the forest Na’vi. At least thats what it had been to his knowledge at the time, there was a possibility of more he had no clue of. His human self never bothered to take in that sort of information however. Found it pointless to teach these people that sort of thing as they never listened to reason. Always in the way of the end goal, trying to protect some stupid and meaningless tree in his opinion.

The distraction gave the Na’vi female the chance to take the upper hand away from Miles. His grip on her had loosened and given her the chance to pull an arm free and shove him forward with enough force that had him plopping back into a sitting position. Hands set behind him in order to keep himself from going all the way down.

“ Skxawng, you are hurt.. I was helping. “ the woman was pointing to his face, dried blood under his nose, a cut along his cheek and a smaller one on his forehead. She was only trying to clean him up as she had found him there laying on the ground seemingly unconscious. His Ikran had been nowhere in sit only some giant horse like creature he hadn't bothered to learn about in his past life or even present. The Na’vi woman had come across him and immediately attempted to help him out. Not something he was use to and still something he was skeptical about.

Miles arms seemed to falter in support, despite his burst of energy when pinning her down he was still weaker than what he would have liked to be. His little outburst had taken alot out of him and the woman before him seemed to notice that. Slowly she stood from her place on the ground, ensuring the man before her could still see her as she moved. Being able to see the person trying to help you at all times definitely would help her case. Stepping back to her pa'l(direhorse) she reached a hand into a pack she had situated on the back of the creature. Retrieving a small bowl, a handmade cantinee of sorts, a small cloth? and something Miles couldn't quite make out wrapped up in a small pouch.

Sitting beside him once again she laid her belongings on the ground in front of them. Carefully she poured some of the water into the small bowl, intent on wiping away the blood from under his nose and around his cuts in order to assess what she needed to do. Dipping the rag into the small bowl she attempted to press it to his face only for her arm to be swatted away instantly by the injured man’s hand. Really he was just making it difficult for her to help him out. Really his behavior was comparable to a child throwing a tantrum for absolutely no reason aside from the fact that they didn't want to follow what an adult was trying to teach them or help them.

Rolling her eyes proceeded to try again, dipping the cloth once more before squeezing the excess water out of it before pressing it just under the man's nose in order to wipe away the blood. It was working until… Smack. Miles had once again swatted her hand away in frustration.

“ Stop that! “ She hissed immediately smacking his arm in return, if he wasn't going to listen she would act with the same attitude he was giving her. “ You are no baby.. Do not act like one… I am helping, not hurting.“ instead of trying again she sat there, arms crossed with damp cloth still in hand waiting for him to just give in. The Navi woman wasn’t going to give him any other option aside from that. He was going to accept her help and it was just something Miles was going to have to deal with. “ alright fine damn it! “ A low growl slipped past his lips, had he been in perfect condition he would have shoved the woman away and taken off. “ Why are you so damn insistent anyway helping a damn stranger.. not real smart I’d say. “ Perhaps he could use this to his advantage in some way. Only time would tell really.

At first the Navi woman was quiet, mulling over the question or rather statement he had presented her with. In her heart she had a reason, albeit a very personal reason but a big one nonetheless. “ no one left behind. '' Uncrossing her arms she proceeded to gently press the damp cloth to his face, this time with no resistance “ if you wanted to do harm you had chances. “She had spoken up once more while slowly pressing the damp cloth around each cut upon his face until the areas were mainly free of the dried blood that had caked itself there during whatever journey he may have had. Fresh blood trickled down from the gash along his face which led her to assume that it had been deeper than the one on his forehead.

A huff left Miles as he rolled his eyes, he didn't like how right she was about the situation he was in and yet there was still nothing he could do about that, “ Youre just lucky, most don't speak to me that way and live. '' Miles tried to seem threatening in some way, he had a reputation to keep up after all. Not that the woman before him knew exactly who he was or what he had done. Intimidation clearly didn't work as she rolled her eyes at him only moving to dump out the small bowl of water in order to refill it. She then opened the pouch that had previously been set on the ground before them to reveal some sort of powder. Only taking some of it out and placing it in the small bowl along with a small amount of water in order to mix it together into a salve. Making just enough to cover the cuts he had on his face and to stop what little bleeding he may have.

“ This will keep it clean and help to heal, no infection. “ She didn't really give him a chance to say no as her fingers had dipped into the bowl to collect the substance and run it along his cheek and forehead where it was needed. The second this strange substance touched his skin he recoiled, the stinging sensation was not something he expected.

“ Oh and it will hurt a bit… “ Her warning came after the fact and he was not too happy about that. Really it just annoyed the absolute hell out of the man and yet the woman before him had a smile on her face, “ The hell was that for?! “ he practically roared, she should not find this amusing because he sure as hell didn't.

“ Tam tam( there there ) , That was for your threats. “ If he was going to be a pain in the ass about her helping him then the least she could do was give him a taste of his own medicine so to speak. The navi woman smiled once more, wiping away any excess of the substance that wasn’t adherent to any of his wounds. If it wasn't clear to her before it certainly was now. The man before her was completely alone and on his own, in need of a home or at the very least a place to be for a little while.

Miles rolled his eyes, did this woman really not warn him just out of sheer spite? Was she using this as her own form of payback since all he’s done from the moment he opened his eyes was snap and swat at her as if she where a fly on the wall? This woman had absolutely no fear of him and for some reason it thoroughly shocked the man. Not that he would admit that to her or anyone in the moment however it did get him thinking. Quaritch was but a small part to the RDA not many would know of him or his face. Or rather his human face that is. Even now this Navi woman before him didn’t know who he was aside from The very clear fact she had more than likely realized that he was different. An avatar built by the sky people for some reason or another.If he really wanted to he could sell it as if he had defected from the humans and run off seeking shelter. Find his way into a clan and learn their ways before using said information to bring it back to the general. Perhaps even use what he could get against the sullys and finally claim the one thing he had set out to do since he had woken up.

“ That’s my bad.. I’ve been on edge since I left the sky people… You got a name? “ Of corse she had a name, what an absolutely foolish question for him to ask. “ hm.. Tst-xo? “ Miles tried to use what little knowledge he remembered from his son, from the kid he had ride along with him from nearly the very beginning. Spider was his name and in all truth he wished he listened to him more. Wished he took in more knowledge of this language so he wouldn’t be so god awful at it as he was now.

The woman before him merely shook her head, his pronunciation was absolutely horrible to say the least. It would definitely need some work if he where to try and speak full coherent sentences. The running he spoke of was something she had chalked his injuries up to be from. Had he fled and gotten hurt in thr process of it all? There was really no way for her to know the truth in his words. “ it’s Tstxo.. “ The woman before him was quick to correct him, couldn’t have him going around saying the wrong thing after all. “.. Yes I have a name… Tilor‘atan te säsilpey Oare’yuey‘ite. “

Miles looked bewildered, it was entirely a mouthful and even he wasn’t sure he could say it all at once. How the fuck did they go around with these long ass names and not mess anything up in the process. It was beyond him, surely they had to go by nicknames or something. There has to be something else he could say instead, “ You got a nickname I could call you instead huh? “

“ You can call me Tilor… shorter, easier for you. “ she nodded in confirmation only. It was clear to her this man, this dreamwalker before her didn’t know the language all to well. Really he didn’t know a thing at all aside from what she assumed to be a few broken words. Still she watched him smile now that he had a simpler name to call her.

“ well then Tilor… I’m Miles. “

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pansy-picnics · 3 years ago

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I need more next gen. I am starving. Pls. What are UD/varigo like with their niblings. Is Eugene the fun uncle. Who had a hero crush on Hugo. Stuff like that.

IVE BEEN MEANING TO DO SOME CONTENT OF THIS FOR A WHILE HEHEHE THANK U….. i’ve been collecting sketches for this for a while so it’s gonna be a long one

emery loves their aunties and uncle and rapunzel and her partners all spoil them to DEATH its so fucking cute

they’re very into botanical and herbal sciences, so she does a lot more hands-on and in the moment studies than varian and hugo, who usually stay cooped up in their lab most of the day. rapunzel especially loves going out with her on hikes or nature walks whenever her dads are busy, and they do field journals and stuff…. sometimes others will join them on their little trips but for the most part it’s just something the two of them do together. they garden a lot too, obviously, and raps listens to her infodump for hours on end

em also absolutely ADORES her aunt cassie, as she has dubbed her (it definitely got varian a few death glares at first, but he swears up and down he didn’t teach her anything). she loves hearing all the stories about her adventures and is especially fascinated by her cartography. cass also loves to collect weird things, like feathers, funny looking rocks or crystals, animal/fish bones, reptile skins or wings of insects, various things from deceased creatures she’s come across on her travels. emery finds this stuff incredibly cool, since they love animals

whenever cassandra travels out of corona for a bit she brings home lots of flowers and herbs and things for them to study, along with plenty of pretty trinkets and baubles for both them and the twins <3

that’s jusr like one of her love languages she’s like a crow. just gives people shiny rocks and sticks she found, and sometimes jewels/little hairclips/rings/generally very fancy things she definitely stole. sometimes nobody knows what to do with them but they keep them because they love her

eugene is absolutely the fun uncle but like, only when yong’s not around bc he easily solos eugene any day. no hard feelings it just is what it is

but yeah eugene always does the best storytime voices, especially with the flynn rider books bc hes been doin this for YEARS hes got DECADES of experience bro. sometimes the kids encourage him to act out the scenes in which he tries his best but fails miserably while lamenting about his old man bones

rapunzel and cassandra both laugh at him and sometimes will try to pick up where he left off

and, speaking of flynn, with another kid in the castle eugene finally gets another chance to play his favorite game: how long can i have this child convinced that i am the REAL flynn rider in the flesh

the answer is quite a while and it will eventually lead a very pissed off alchemist to storm into your room ready to beat the shit out of you

eugene definitely helps them get away with shit especially considering he’s trying to get revenge on the years varian and hugo spent being menaces to the twins. it is actually CRUCIAL that hugo and varian stay childless for a good 5-7 years after the twins are born because they get that long to be Goofy Ass Uncles and nothing more

no bc theyd literally be the worst most irresponsible mfs imaginable bc they’re both fucking around the whole time trying to impress the kids but they start getting rlly overly competitive about who they like more and fighting about it while the twins are just along for the ride

so. they DO still end up being the favorite uncles just. not for the reasons they think

they’d be like, showing the kids all sorts of projects they have around the lab but theyre just so much more hyperfocused on one upping each other- varian would do tons of interactive experiments so they can get involved and be hands on with everything. it’s just simple stuff obviously, baby science

but hugo on the other hand is more keen to giving them eye candy. fancy machines with cool lights and noises and the like. he does this with kids in town already, they always know him by name and like to play with olivia so he knows how to get the attention of children, but varian thinks it’s cheating so they get into a really stupid argument about it

varian: HAHAHA hugh you’re KIDDING right. that’s nothing they dont even know what’s going on its just a big machine that makes fancy lights and noises

hugo: ??? ok but that’s all you really need isn’t it?? it’s not like kids are all that hard to impress. plus you cant get on my case when yours is just some vial that changes color. you can at LEAST give them something cooler than that

varian: ??? HUGO I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH THEYRE LIKE FOUR😭 at least MINE is educational. it teaches them about alchemy while helping them develop critical thinking and motor skills

hugo: oh my gods var it’s not that deep😑 like work smarter not harder you know what i mean?? it’s not like they’re our kids we don’t have to worry about that stuff

varian: IT’S NOT EVEN ABOUT THAT THOUGH it’s about captivation and keeping their attention. kids have really short attention spans, fancy gadgets may look cool but they’ll get boring in like five seconds. if you get them involved with the process and allow them to understand the craft they’ll be WAY more interested and-

varian goes into a rant before hugo cuts him off being all “ok fine well if you’re so confident lets ask what THEY think” and varians like “FINE” and so hugo turns around in a huff and realizes both the toddlers are Gone.

and he’s just “,,,,,hey um. hey var. love….where did the twins go” and varian whips his head around like “YOU FUCKING LOST THEM????”

so obviously they both freak the fuck out and are scouring the entire lab making sure they arent off drinking some dangerous chemicals or some shit but like, both of them are smart as fuck so it turns out they just walked off in the middle of their argument and went to go steal sweets from the kitchen. cass, raps, and eugene all chew them out for it later. they get more responsible when emery comes along but like….yk not that much AUDJSJDHDSNS

on the topic of stupid uncles, i should mention that though they love all of them dearly…lance is kind of the favorite like 90% of the time

cuz see eugene along with hugo still continue to be a bit overprotective and paranoid with the kids at times. varian is usually very laid back but when emery hits her teen years he starts to worry a lot more, while hugo mellows out considering that’s where vars own life went downhill LMAO. if there’s anyone who will indulge them and let them get away with ANYTHING it’s lance.

there’s such a blatant and vast difference between your first time parents who are always overthinking everything and worrying about whether they’re good parents or not and your cool, unmarried uncle who already adopted and raised two teenage kids in his 20s, is in the prime of his life and doesn’t technically have to take responsibility for you at all

granted though, the twins have had everyone wrapped around their little fingers since their birth

immediately after the twins were born, everyone in the castle (and even those who weren’t) all collectively pitched in to help as much as they possibly could. especially considering rapunzel struggled a lot mentally in the first few months of her kids’ life, the whole family was very determined to make the time as stress-free as their abilities would allow

one thing they found out quickly was that the twins absolutely adored varian. which obviously confused the alchemist and left him feeling quite helpless considering 1. kids hardly ever liked him (he usually got bullied by them) and 2. because of this he. didn’t really know what to do with kids. ryder once fell asleep in his arms and he lowkey panicked bc he had NO idea what he was supposed to do

when the anxious new parents were finally able to let people be alone with the babies, varian ended up being a pretty regular sitter. to the point where he would have little baby slings in case he needed to hold them while he was working on small projects or something. people would even frequently assume they were his and he eventually got tired of explaining they were actually his niblings so he just let people think whatever

before theyre born hugo jokes around like “lmaooo i dont even like kids” but he’s lying thru his fucking TEETH. hed die for them.

also alina thinks hugo is SO fucking cool (obviously considering he cut her hair based off of his) but also em admires hugo more than either of the twins could ever possibly comprehend. i havent drawn it enough since most of what i’ve drawn of them is them bullying each other but thats just their love language of course emery picked up on it. past the age of like 10 emery would rather die than admit how much she looks up to her father but hugo Knows <3

its not to say em doesnt admire varian, because she loves both her dads equally!!! but because hugo also came from an orphaned past being with him made emery feel a lot more safe and understood during her first few years at the castle. hugo knew what it was like to suddenly go from having nothing to having Everything and he knew it could be really stressful, especially for a little kid….having someone who understood that was really comforting to emery.

because of this though hugo tended to be the paranoid mother hen type, especially compared to varian who was a LOT more laid back and wanted to give them the freedom to trust their own judgement and make mistakes. it was tough to balance these styles at first but emery genuinely loved them both, even if hugo’s fussiness was a bit annoying sometimes

in fact the reason emery dubbed hugo “mama” in the first few months was not because they could sense his massive amounts of Gender (well like, partially, but it was about a month or so after that before the ‘are you a boy or a girl?’ question finally came up), but instead because hugo’s constant doting on her reminded them of their birth mother

varian and hugo dont know much about emery’s birth family or what happened to them, considering she doesn’t say much in her younger years and eventually forgets most of what she didn’t; but she seems to have cared a lot about her birth mother, and frequently still misses her presence.

whenever those waves of emotion are too much for her to bear, hugo is there to comfort her- and he assures her that despite never even meeting them, he still misses his birth family, too, but that it will get easier, and no matter what, she’ll always have people who love and support her

anyways thats all i have rn *opens my head and puts my brain back in it like the little frankenstien dude from nightmare before christmas* idk when ill have more content of them but the next time i do it’ll probably be that drawing with rapunzel kissing both her partners on the lips and both of them being so romantically in love with her /hj

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centuriantalevevo · 4 years ago

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Adding to the language headcanons for my loves, Scaramouche Albedo and Xiao-

Scaramouche

Scaramouche yells swears and stuff in Japanese when he's mad, especially at his soldiers

Since he'd NEVER say "I love you" to (y/n)'s face, at least where they can understand, he says "I love you" in several different ways in Japanese, of course if (y/n) has been learning Japanese then they instantly know what he said- but just doesn't tell him for his own sake. Or they figure it out using context clues. The way his face still shows some form of embarrassment and shyness instantly gives it away even if he thinks he's been slick.

Gradually going from "watashi no anata wa suki" to replacing suki with daisuki, replacing daisuki with aishiteru, and then eventually "watashi no anata wa koishiteru" which roughly translates to "I'm in love with you". Each variation has differing intensity. Suki and daisuki are more casual, what you'd say to friends and family. Aishiteru is way more intense. Not something someone says on a daily basis. This is said when someone is in a relationship, married or something similar. Even then most don't say it often. This is used to show a stronger form of love, suki and daisuki can be considered puppy love. Aishiteru is commonly used on yanderes, to show their obsessive, strong and unhinged love. The koishiteru is the strongest, according to some. Around the same intensity as aishiteru.

Scara and (y/n) going into inazuma, Scaramouche like "stand back I'll be doing the communicating-"

Thats especially funny if reader has some form of Japanese capability- go on ahead and surprise the heck outta him

If reader knows how to say "I love you" but doesn't know the difference between all the words, they end up saying "aishiteruyō"

Scaramouche.exe has stopped working

Then proceeds to explain the difference

Readers just like "sTILL- it expresses the amount of love I'm trying to show!"

Scaramouche.exe has crashed, close program?

If he gets nervous or at a loss for words, made tries speaking but gets out a mix of English and japanese- literally the disappearance of hatsune miku in a nutshell

When he's mad: pretty heavy Japanese accent, when he's nervous: being coherent doesn't exist

He's not one to get nervous easily so it's surprising and scary when it DOES happen

If he had kids, he's definitely waking them up, calling them over shit like that in japanese- his kids would definitely fluently understand it-

Maybe if he's feeling nice, he'll teach you some Japanese if you ask him to- just make sure to catch him in a good mood

Albedo

German accents 👌👌👌😩😩😫😫

When his German accent first shows its just- reader.exe has stopped working

"Albedo can you say my name with the German accent?" "Why?" "Cuz I want you to-" does so

Readers life ends

Klee probably knows a decent amount if German for her age- blame Albedo-

Some of his notes are in German oOF

If he had a diary, that entire thing is definitely in German, good luck trying to understand it if you don't know that language-

If all else fails I don't doubt he knows some khanri'an.

Sometimes, but very rarely, forgets English words- mans tries to say something and his brain just goes blank. Sits there with a blank stare, trying to figure out what it is. You try to say something like "hey? You good?" And he's just "I'm thinking, hold on- it's on the tip of my tongue.."

5 minutes later he gives up and replaces the word

But at 4 in the fucking morning he remembers what the word is and will go find you to tell you-

"Albedo, it's 4:07 in the morning, what is it?" "Cavalry! It was cavalry!" "'Bedo..."

He sings German lullabies to Klee when she's going to bed

He'll sing German lullabies to you when you're falling asleep

Albedo says something in German with a completely straight face, reader doesn't know wtf he said but Sucrose does cuz she's picked up some over the years

He said "I love you" with a straight face

He's got that power

You can only vaguely figure it out because Sucrose is like 😳😳😳

She'll become his wingman-

Why ship albecrose romantically when you can ship them in the "Sucrose is always back Albedo up and is his right hand man woman and WILL find any moment possible to leave reader and Albedo alone for bÖnding time"

Klee tries to run in to see her big brother but like- Bebo and reader are together talking and having chARACTER DEVELOPEMENT so Sucrose distracts Klee for a while-

I got off topic lmao-

Imagine... Rhinedottir returns and just....

Expects Albedo to go with her? No questions asked?

He's just

"So basically you're telling me you abandoned me without a goodbye for YEARS AND YEARS... leave me alone, send me to mondstadt... I have someone who's like a little sister to me, found someone who I love and actually loves me as well... cherishes me and praises me even for the smallest things... but YOU... the woman who just upped and left me with no goodbye... want ME to go with you somewhere no questions asked... and abandon those I truly love? Yeah, no."

Ends up telling her off in very angry sounding German because how fucking dare you abandon him but then return out of no where to have him go with you??? With no apology for fucking LEavING HIM???

This bitch ain't taking Klee's big brother away.

This amount of emotion could bring during back to life lmao

Xiao

Chinese accent go brrrr

Knows the least amount of English out if the 3

He's trying tho-

Second most fluent language is Japanese-

He's a bilingual mans-

Round and round the wheel Xiao's language goes, where does it stop? Nobody knows!

I know how to say I love you and hi in chinese- does that count-

He figures reader most likely doesn't understand the liyue language so he says "Wǒ ài nǐ" or "I love you" in chinese- so if reader DOES understand that- be it because of music, genuinely learning the language or understanding some Japanese and knowing that kanji comes from Chinese and the Japanese word for love is also the same in chinese- then uh... rip in peace, Xiao

He doesn't normally like to sing but- he can make a small exception for you

He likes Chinese opera, prove me wrong- oh wait.. you can't

He may not admit it, but he likes watching Yun Jin's opera's from a far and if you ask him to translate it to English, or at least roughly, he will-

He likes seeing reader be interested in his nation's culture

That includes being interested in the clothing designs

I can see him gladly getting reader a cheongsam (if reader is a girl), a hanfu, tang suit, or Zhongshan suit (if reader is a boy)

If you want him to teach you some Chinese, I think he'd gladly teach you- if you have a hard time with the different tones, that's okay. He understands if you not used to it- he'll he was surprised when he found out English was relatively not toned. Aside from the occasional words that depended on how you said it- like construct, tear, etc

Try learning some traditional liyue songs- I dare you-

He forgets English words the most-

Forgets how to say English in english

He'd sing Yi Jian Mei- what?? It's a pretty song

Introduce him to Chinese vocaloid- plz-

The song I Am Here by Circus-P with Mo Qingxian- it's so pretty 😭😭

I'd have him help me use Chinese vocal synths like.. I think her name was Chiyu... the Medium⁵ SynthV Chinese bank- and Zhiyu Moke- (he's a vocaloid but sHHHHH)

Keep helping Xiao learn english- this is a threat

#headcannon #genshin impact #albedo kreideprinz #genshin albedo #アルベド #xiao #genshin xiao #xiao genshin impact #adeptus xiao #xiao headcanons #albedo headcanons #albedo #scaramouche genshin impact #scaramouche #scaramouche headcannons #genshin headcanons #ty for coming to my ted talk #I'll do it again-#i wanna make UTAU bansk for them-#i wonder.. if I asked Khoi and Laila about making Albedo and Xiao UTAU banks.. are they allowed to? as long as it isnt for profit?#I'd so ask the JP voice actors but- my Japanese is still very at the beginner stage #and my chinese is non existent i only lnow how to say I love you and hi-#but THEN IF I WAS ABLE TO GET THE VAs TO MAKE A BANK FOR THE RESPECTIVE LANGUAGE- 😫😫😫#albedo english voicebank with Khoi Dao #albedo japanese voicebank witj Kenji Nojima #albedo chinese voicebank with Lu Minyue #xiao chinese bank feat. Kinsen hes yes yes yes #xiao english bank with Laila Berzins-#xiao japanese vb with Yoshitsugu Matsuoka because Xiao's JP voice is djiam3owkiciezknfjsk #i would include the KR VAs but I’ve never SEEN a korean VB ir reclist so... I'd have no clue how to do anything-

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