#But he's still teaching this kid to swear in 5 languages

[inky-duchess]

WTW RELATIONSHIPS WEEK - Day 2 - Side Characters 

‘Nikolai, we’ll stay together, right?’  My chest clenches. I peer up, taking note of the fear in his face. Perhaps it wasn’t just the overindulgence of sweets that has him sick to his stomach. It is easy to forget just how young he is and how much trust he has in me. ‘Of course, we will. You’re invaluable. Besides, who will look after me when I get old?’ ‘You’re old now.’ ‘And here was I being kind.’ I tuck the blanket over him. ‘Get to sleep and stop worrying about stupid things, eh?’ Kit obeys meekly enough, clearly at ease by my words. ‘Will you stay until I fall asleep?’ ‘Of course.’

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[jiarkives]

livestream

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ summary — you ask your boyfriend to watch your followers.

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ character — bucky barnes (marvel)

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ content — fluff

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ notes — rushed ending WEEWOOWEEWOO also, this is based on @loveisallyouneed1125’s idea, i just added a ~little~ twist to it. i hope this is to your liking, bestie! 🤍

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Occasionally, you would do a cooking and baking livestream where you would teach your followers how to cook certain dishes or bake, while you talk to them about other stuff. Your teammates would sometimes pop in and talk for a few minutes before leaving you to your thing once more.

Today, however, you had decided to let Bucky join you since your followers have been asking you for more boyfriend content with Bucky.

So you quickly set up your phone on the kitchen counter, making sure to leave enough space for you to work while also being in the camera’s view, then you went live.

You and Bucky waited for your followers to flood in, greeting some of them as they left comments and greetings. Although most of them were just smashing their keyboards and emojis, you still did your best to greet them.

After a few minutes, you got started on your baking with Bucky helping. You had mutually decided on baking chocolate chip cookies, finding it the easiest to bake together. Throughout the process, you occasionally gave out instructions to both Bucky and the viewers.

“Okay, you guys, let me just pop these into the oven real quick,” you said as you placed the last piece of dough on the baking tray. “Babe, can you please watch them while I do this?”

While you were busy with the cookies, Bucky watched the comments like a hawk, staring at them as they flooded in.

User 1: dude you’re literally so fucking cool

“Someone said a swear!” Bucky called out to you as he continued staring at the camera, his eyes narrowed.

“Tell them not to swear, it’s bad,” you chided like how a mother would to her child.

Bucky then recited the username of the commenter, pointing at the camera, “You better watch your language, kid. Your mama’s not going to like that. Mine certainly did not.”

The comments were flooded with all kinds of keyboard and emoji smashes, and words that are borderline incoherent as they reacted to you and Bucky acting like strict parents.

User 1: sorry mom and dad 😔

User 2: pls adopt me y’all are literally my parents

User 3: do u guys need a dog i can bark

User 4: ilysm pls dont die yet

“I don’t think your parents would appreciate you having Avengers as your new parents. Sorry, kid.” He shook his head in mock disappointment. “No, we don’t need a dog. We already have Sam. And no, I’m not dying anytime soon. Thanks for your concern, I guess...”

Sam, who was currently in the livestream, spammed the comments with all sorts of insults for Bucky. He, of course, ignored them all, but not without rolling his eyes.

User 5: i’m gonna tell my friends i spent time with the avengers on the weekends 😎

“Well then, tell your friends I said hi.”

“Tell them I did too!” You said as you came into the camera’s view. “And you seem like you’re having fun without me. I am very hurt.”

User 6: NOOOO we love you mom!!!!

User 7: mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.

You snorted as you saw the comment, while Bucky’s brows furrowed, “What does that even mean?”

You laughed, “I’ll teach you all those slangs later, babe.”

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Would I be the asshole to have a luxurious celibacy party with my (ex) future in law's money instead of a wedding ? 👰👯

Sorry for any grammar mistake, English is not my first language.

My(29F) partner(29M) of 12 years cheated on me. I caught him a few months before the wedding and called everything off.

My ask is more about my in-laws and appearing like a gold digger so I will spend some time explaining my relationship with them. I don't care about what my ex thinks. He is dead to me.

My ex's family is old money, mine is blue collar. His family has always been really nice and welcoming.

Aside from a few family vacations paid for me here and there, I never benefited financially from their wealth. For gift-giving occasions they were tactfully giving me sentimental gifts, so I could return the favor and match with them in term of budget.

His parents wanted to teach their future heir the value of money, and he didn't have access to the family funds during his studies. They were even frugal in his allowance (he obv couldn't qualify for scholarship) and we both had to take jobs during our studies to support ourselves (my scholarships didn't cover for all expenses). I got my diploma before him (shorter studies) and supported him financially during the last three years of his studies. He has had a (very) high earning job and access to family funds for a year.

When he finished his studies, we started to plan for the wedding.

His family wanted an extravagant wedding, I would have preferred a smaller event, my fiance had no opinion. I finally accepted because it made his family so happy, and like I said they have always been very good to me. I even ended up having a lot of fun with my ex MIL and SIL planning for things. I mostly referred to them as what was a "must have" for a wedding even if most of this seemed like a rich people extravagance to me.

The plan was for us (me and cheater) to pay 50% of the wedding. My parents were paying for 5% (I wouldn't dare tell them how much the whole thing was worth but they insisted to contributing). My IL were paying for the other 45%. I wanted to pay more, but my FIL told me that I let them have their way with the guest list and as such more than half of the guests were strictly theirs so it made sense that they were paying for them.

Then I caught him…

Obviously, no wedding will be happening but it's too late to cancel most stuff : venue, food, guest accommodation, dress, musicians, horses (yes. Horses. Rich people I swear).

My in-laws told me they are taking full responsibility for their son's cheating and will pay the whole wedding themselves. My ex SIL, who is also my best friend told me in confidence that they plan to make my ex reimburse them every penny.

I asked my MIL if I could keep the venue and organize a smaller event with my closest friends. She agreed.

I am calling it a celibacy party but the truth is I am devastated by what's happening. Full blown panick attack and crying myself to sleep…

I want a nice day outside with my friends and their children having fun. My family was overjoyed to finally have a joyfull family reunion for once, and I wanted to keep that. My niece (SIL's daughter whose I am the godmother of) plans to color my glorious useless white wedding dress with finger paints.

I suggested to my IL to come during the day event as our family has been blended long before we decided to make it official. My IL politely refused which yeah I understand. I didn't expected them to come, it was more to suggest them subtlety that I still want they in my life and I don't consider them responsible for their son's cheating.

Maybe the night event will be less kid friendly and I do intend to party hard in case it could make me forget the last twelve years of my life with my ex. There will be single men (close friends and family), and a lot of alcohol obviously but I don't see myself hooking up with anyone I would have previously invited TO MY OWN WEDDING. There will also be my previous ex, that I dated when we were 12 and who while celibate, is fully homosexual.

My ex learned about the plan and called me furious. He called me names (I don't care about the names a cheater calls me), but he said that it was a slap in the face of his parents and it makes me look like a gold digger. He also said that people will talk and my in-laws would look like fools among their guests when they will learn what happened in place of a wedding.

It makes me second guess myself. I asked again my in-laws and they told me that the event was mine, I could marry someone else at this venue and they couldn't blame me. I pressed again my SIL for her parents' true opinion (After all this time I struggle to understand rich people speak) : she admitted that they do think it's a bit in poor taste (That's the worst insult in rich people language) but my SIL told me it's still in better taste than putting your dick in some luxury sex-worker without condom a few months before your wedding (ex might have a love child with Another woman. It's a full shitshow but it's not mine anymore)

I am certain most people will call me NTA, as my ex SIL did, but I wonder if older people from richer backgrounds (and who are not my best friend) would agree… I do love my ex IL and I don't know how I will manage it but I want to keep them in my life and would cancel this stupid breakup party in a blink if I have to. I am not sure if tumblr has a lot of people fluent in old-fashioned old-money tradition, but it's still worth a shot. I am at still undecided about the whole thing and might change my opinion 13 times till this ask is published…

[ikranwings]

WHATS MEANT TO BE

Chapter one: first meeting

Song for the book:

Navi is in blue

Authors note: I hope you guys enjoy! I haven’t written anything like this in years and I’m really worried about it. please enjoy and I hope you guys like it ❤️❤️

After I post this I have to head to bed it’s like 5:30 am but I had to get this out

I feel like the first chapters short but it will def get longer.

Warnings: mild swearing, talk of wounds?

Dedication: I don’t normally do a dedication but for the first chapter I am! I just want to take the time to thank @milknhonies . For hyping me up in the comments when all I did was tease the hell out of everyone looking forward to this XD. I appreciate you and I thank you so much for encouraging me ❤️

Miles had flown off in defeat after his war with the Sullys and metkyina clan. The mans own son wouldn't even join him after saving his life. As much as he tried to deny the kid as his own he couldn't. Sure Spider had come from the human version of himself so he wasn't technically his own blood so to speak. However he still felt some sort of responsibility towards him, his only family he technically had left had chosen to leave him and return back to the Sullys. His only choice now was to retreat on his Ikran. Even in his injured state the man knew sticking around here was not the safest option.

His plan was to head back to the base of operations, heal up and hope they would send him back out there to finish the job.Would the general blame everything on him? Revenge was the reason he was created, revenge was the only meaning he had in his life now. Surely there wasn't anything else that could be out there for the man now could there? They had to let him continue this mission, there was nothing else out there for him at least that’s what he thought.

Miles was tired, exhausted from the fight that had ensued not long ago. The man needed to rest, after inhaling all that water and nearly drowning amongst other injuries he needed to relax. Pushing himself further would only cause harm to himself in the long run especially if he were to lose consciousness while flying his Ikran back. There was only one choice he could make at this point, he had to land and make camp for the night and hope he was well enough to make flight early on the next morning. Landing and regrouping his thoughts was the smart thing to do, revenge wouldn't be possible if he was dead that was for damn sure.

Landing was the last thing he remembered. Sliding himself off of his Ikran after separating the bond and splaying himself flat on his back on a grassy plain. An open area he had briefly scanned before landing. It looked clear prior so he was almost positive he wouldn't be disturbed while he rested for a few minutes before he was to set up camp. He was only going to close his eyes for a few minutes, just a few minutes in order to hopefully replenish some energy. All he needed was a few minutes…

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The next moment his eyes snapped open, what felt like minutes had actually been hours and a strange Navi woman was kneeling beside him,was she trying to cause harm? Or was she assessing his injuries? No, he wouldn't take that chance. Not this time around that was for sure. In an instant he had forced himself up and shoved her over, using what little strength he had in him to pin the woman before him down to the ground. Making it impossible for her to move as he used his legs to pin her own, there was no telling if she was going to thrash against him and he wanted to cover all basis. Especially since he didn't want to be kicked or knocked upside the head, Miles was sick of being knocked around for one day. Still the woman below him struggled trying to pull herself free from his grasp.

“ Lonu vrrtep! (Let go of me! Now demon!) She hissed still trying to shove him off despite the fact he had a hold of both of her wrists. She spoke a language he didn't understand or rather barely did as his son had begun teaching him prior and never finished. Still he wished he learned more than he had for moments just like this one. “ What do you want huh?! Come out to kill me have you? Well it won't be easy!“ Intimidation Was his tactic, that sort of thing always seem to work when he was trying to scare someone off. The Navi woman below him merrily hissed in return still trying to find some form of leverage in order to shove miles off of her.

“ off! Now! “ English? The navi woman before him could speak english? Sure he knew many could from the school The Rda had provided for them all those years ago, but that was just for the forest Na’vi. At least thats what it had been to his knowledge at the time, there was a possibility of more he had no clue of. His human self never bothered to take in that sort of information however. Found it pointless to teach these people that sort of thing as they never listened to reason. Always in the way of the end goal, trying to protect some stupid and meaningless tree in his opinion.

The distraction gave the Na’vi female the chance to take the upper hand away from Miles. His grip on her had loosened and given her the chance to pull an arm free and shove him forward with enough force that had him plopping back into a sitting position. Hands set behind him in order to keep himself from going all the way down.

“ Skxawng, you are hurt.. I was helping. “ the woman was pointing to his face, dried blood under his nose, a cut along his cheek and a smaller one on his forehead. She was only trying to clean him up as she had found him there laying on the ground seemingly unconscious. His Ikran had been nowhere in sit only some giant horse like creature he hadn't bothered to learn about in his past life or even present. The Na’vi woman had come across him and immediately attempted to help him out. Not something he was use to and still something he was skeptical about.

Miles arms seemed to falter in support, despite his burst of energy when pinning her down he was still weaker than what he would have liked to be. His little outburst had taken alot out of him and the woman before him seemed to notice that. Slowly she stood from her place on the ground, ensuring the man before her could still see her as she moved. Being able to see the person trying to help you at all times definitely would help her case. Stepping back to her pa'l(direhorse) she reached a hand into a pack she had situated on the back of the creature. Retrieving a small bowl, a handmade cantinee of sorts, a small cloth? and something Miles couldn't quite make out wrapped up in a small pouch.

Sitting beside him once again she laid her belongings on the ground in front of them. Carefully she poured some of the water into the small bowl, intent on wiping away the blood from under his nose and around his cuts in order to assess what she needed to do. Dipping the rag into the small bowl she attempted to press it to his face only for her arm to be swatted away instantly by the injured man’s hand. Really he was just making it difficult for her to help him out. Really his behavior was comparable to a child throwing a tantrum for absolutely no reason aside from the fact that they didn't want to follow what an adult was trying to teach them or help them.

Rolling her eyes proceeded to try again, dipping the cloth once more before squeezing the excess water out of it before pressing it just under the man's nose in order to wipe away the blood. It was working until… Smack. Miles had once again swatted her hand away in frustration.

“ Stop that! “ She hissed immediately smacking his arm in return, if he wasn't going to listen she would act with the same attitude he was giving her. “ You are no baby.. Do not act like one… I am helping, not hurting.“ instead of trying again she sat there, arms crossed with damp cloth still in hand waiting for him to just give in. The Navi woman wasn’t going to give him any other option aside from that. He was going to accept her help and it was just something Miles was going to have to deal with. “ alright fine damn it! “ A low growl slipped past his lips, had he been in perfect condition he would have shoved the woman away and taken off. “ Why are you so damn insistent anyway helping a damn stranger.. not real smart I’d say. “ Perhaps he could use this to his advantage in some way. Only time would tell really.

At first the Navi woman was quiet, mulling over the question or rather statement he had presented her with. In her heart she had a reason, albeit a very personal reason but a big one nonetheless. “ no one left behind. '' Uncrossing her arms she proceeded to gently press the damp cloth to his face, this time with no resistance “ if you wanted to do harm you had chances. “She had spoken up once more while slowly pressing the damp cloth around each cut upon his face until the areas were mainly free of the dried blood that had caked itself there during whatever journey he may have had. Fresh blood trickled down from the gash along his face which led her to assume that it had been deeper than the one on his forehead.

A huff left Miles as he rolled his eyes, he didn't like how right she was about the situation he was in and yet there was still nothing he could do about that, “ Youre just lucky, most don't speak to me that way and live. '' Miles tried to seem threatening in some way, he had a reputation to keep up after all. Not that the woman before him knew exactly who he was or what he had done. Intimidation clearly didn't work as she rolled her eyes at him only moving to dump out the small bowl of water in order to refill it. She then opened the pouch that had previously been set on the ground before them to reveal some sort of powder. Only taking some of it out and placing it in the small bowl along with a small amount of water in order to mix it together into a salve. Making just enough to cover the cuts he had on his face and to stop what little bleeding he may have.

“ This will keep it clean and help to heal, no infection. “ She didn't really give him a chance to say no as her fingers had dipped into the bowl to collect the substance and run it along his cheek and forehead where it was needed. The second this strange substance touched his skin he recoiled, the stinging sensation was not something he expected.

“ Oh and it will hurt a bit… “ Her warning came after the fact and he was not too happy about that. Really it just annoyed the absolute hell out of the man and yet the woman before him had a smile on her face, “ The hell was that for?! “ he practically roared, she should not find this amusing because he sure as hell didn't.

“ Tam tam( there there ) , That was for your threats. “ If he was going to be a pain in the ass about her helping him then the least she could do was give him a taste of his own medicine so to speak. The navi woman smiled once more, wiping away any excess of the substance that wasn’t adherent to any of his wounds. If it wasn't clear to her before it certainly was now. The man before her was completely alone and on his own, in need of a home or at the very least a place to be for a little while.

Miles rolled his eyes, did this woman really not warn him just out of sheer spite? Was she using this as her own form of payback since all he’s done from the moment he opened his eyes was snap and swat at her as if she where a fly on the wall? This woman had absolutely no fear of him and for some reason it thoroughly shocked the man. Not that he would admit that to her or anyone in the moment however it did get him thinking. Quaritch was but a small part to the RDA not many would know of him or his face. Or rather his human face that is. Even now this Navi woman before him didn’t know who he was aside from The very clear fact she had more than likely realized that he was different. An avatar built by the sky people for some reason or another.If he really wanted to he could sell it as if he had defected from the humans and run off seeking shelter. Find his way into a clan and learn their ways before using said information to bring it back to the general. Perhaps even use what he could get against the sullys and finally claim the one thing he had set out to do since he had woken up.

“ That’s my bad.. I’ve been on edge since I left the sky people… You got a name? “ Of corse she had a name, what an absolutely foolish question for him to ask. “ hm.. Tst-xo? “ Miles tried to use what little knowledge he remembered from his son, from the kid he had ride along with him from nearly the very beginning. Spider was his name and in all truth he wished he listened to him more. Wished he took in more knowledge of this language so he wouldn’t be so god awful at it as he was now.

The woman before him merely shook her head, his pronunciation was absolutely horrible to say the least. It would definitely need some work if he where to try and speak full coherent sentences. The running he spoke of was something she had chalked his injuries up to be from. Had he fled and gotten hurt in thr process of it all? There was really no way for her to know the truth in his words. “ it’s Tstxo.. “ The woman before him was quick to correct him, couldn’t have him going around saying the wrong thing after all. “.. Yes I have a name… Tilor‘atan te säsilpey Oare’yuey‘ite. “

Miles looked bewildered, it was entirely a mouthful and even he wasn’t sure he could say it all at once. How the fuck did they go around with these long ass names and not mess anything up in the process. It was beyond him, surely they had to go by nicknames or something. There has to be something else he could say instead, “ You got a nickname I could call you instead huh? “

“ You can call me Tilor… shorter, easier for you. “ she nodded in confirmation only. It was clear to her this man, this dreamwalker before her didn’t know the language all to well. Really he didn’t know a thing at all aside from what she assumed to be a few broken words. Still she watched him smile now that he had a simpler name to call her.

“ well then Tilor… I’m Miles. “

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[fnaf-enthusiast]

FNaF 4 general headcanons

Nightmare

Not only is he introverted, he's also anti-social as fuck

Will leave in the middle of a conversation just to confuse the other

If he doesn't like someone he will only act sarcastic around them

He and Fredbear are bros and he mostly ineracts with him

The type of person to ask for a coffee that's black like their soul

Has tried on multiple occasions to teach BB swear words and give Foxy and Jack-o-Bonnie the fault

Fredbear

He's not introverted but also won't try to seek a conversation every 5 minutes

Loves to tease others but doesn't do that very often

Tends to sneeze so loud he can almost be heard on the street

Is secretly a fan of tea but drinks coffee openly because he thinks he wouldn't be scary anymore

Nightmare Freddy

He's a dad, literally, but a chaotic and tired one

Sometimes he can be a great dad, like plays with the freddles, and other times he just acts like he's dead and let's the freddles ruin the place

Drinks a lot of black coffee but actually favors something more sweet

Likes talking and joking with the other nightmares but sometimes can't find the energy to (same dude)

He takes bets on which freddle wins the daily fist fight with Bonnie and Jack-o-Bonnie/Chica

Nightmare Bonnie

Bro can be your bestie or he's annoying af, no in between

Can't be silent for 10 seconds, be it making a funny/stupid comment, random chuckling or playing with his claws

Hates vacuum cleaners and noone knows why exactly

Is a big fan of TV shows and hogs the TV remote

Nightmare Chica

Extroverted but also tends to be creepy

Like she sometimes just stands there and stres or stops in the middle of a sentence

Is very sassy and doesn't care who stands infront of her

Is always in the kitchen or the living room

She and Foxy hang out in the closet or in a attic and gossip a little

Nightmare Foxy

The angrier he get's the thicker his accent gets until noone can understand what the fuck he's saying

Cusses a lot but watches it when plushtrap is around

Can't understand how a stove works somehow and ends up eating a frozen pizza

Sarcasm is his second language and he sometimes doesn't know when to stop

Plushtrap

Has way too much energy

He's got that wierd neighbors kid energy

He and the freddles cause a lot of havoc

Lears a lot of swear words but doesn't really know when to use them

Is a big fan of chocolate and bites anyone in the ankle when they have some

Is often left on high spaces like the fridge or counter but he just jumps down and doesn't care

Nightmare Ballon Boy

He randomly giggles in his sleep wich creeps even the nightmares out

Is bratty but can be sweet if he wants to

Loves cake and muffins, give him a cake pop and he will loose his shit

He can be given cola, unlike plushtrap, and nothing will happen

Is deeply scared of the nap time spray

Jack-o-Bonnie

Has a very macabre sense of humor

Has a very raspy and deep laugh which wierd everyone out except Jack-o-Chica

He and Jack-o-Chica are chaotic siblings that yell at each other but don't take shit from others

Steals BB's chocolate and blames Plushtrap when asked

Jack-o-Chica

Momma didn't raise no bitch, and yes it was Jack-o-Bonnie

She loves to laugh and tease, sometimes she makes a flirty remark but that's rare

She's a little aggressive but also caring in her own wierd way

She steals hair clips and pillows for no fucking reason

Made it her goal to scare everyone but made it even harder by setting the rule that no one is allowed to see her prank others

Nightmare Mangle

They sleep at least 12 hours a day but they aren't sleepy, she's just tired of everything

Still hangs around Puppet a lot

Loves lollipops and asks Plushtrap if he can get them some in exchange for helping in setting up a prank

Watches how the nightmares argue and fight, thinks it's amusing

Nightmare Puppet

They are almost always in bed or in some kind of attic

Reads a lot and draws sometimes

Leaves gifts for the nightmares no matter if they where rude that day or not

Seems like they are always laid back and kind but there's always that wierd vibe they have that puts some at unease

[lucy-dulap]

Relationship questions for Lucy and Gamigin

(What if their ship name is Gummy? Idk I'll see)

1. Who makes the other blush and who finds it adorable

Gamigin blushes when he laughs too much and since he's constantly giggling when Lucy's around, he blushes the most. Lucy's too dense to notice, though.

2. Who sings in the shower

Gamigin. And he puts his whole pussy into it. He's voice isn't even that great, but the passion on display is adorable. While he was preforming in the bath once he hit Lucy's face and he's still apologising about it to this day.

3. What would their song to eachother be

From Gamigin to Lucy it would be "Romantic Flight" from the HTTYD ost

From Lucy to Gamigin it would be DSaF Dave theme remake. That's their two shared braincells doing a mating dance

4. Who emberasses the other in public with kisses and pet names

Gamigin mostly. He's very touchy-feely and he constantly kisses and hugs Lucy in public. But what really flusters Lucy are the pet names. Being called something painfully sweet makes them emberassed. They start to get used to it at some point and they call him pet names back.

5. Who curses and who repremends the other for doing it

Lucy curses a lot but Gamigin got used to it. If Gamigin even says a small wear word like "damn", Lucy would turn to him and scream "Cum iți permiți, măi, coaie?! Firiai dracu de nenorocit, fututi mortii mati, cine te-a crescut, ma?"

Lucy teaches Gamigin how to say swear words in Romanian though.

6. What small quirks do they love about each other

When Lucy messes up a word they spit and then do it properly and Gamigin finds that adorable.

Gamigin kitten sneezes and Lucy can't hold back the head pats after he does that.

7. Who makes the other laugh more

Whenever they're close to eachother they giggle. All. The. Time. Even during meals they crack jokes. That's why they always are forced to eat seperately, so they don't choke.

I think Lucy makes Gamigin laugh more, but only slightly. The way they say coaie always makes him smile.

8. Who gets jealous easier

Lucy, all the way. You don't get adopted by Leviathan by being a normal member of society. Lucy's very scared that Gamigin will find someone better than them and abandon them just like their parents did. They kind of have to learn to have faith in Gamigin's monogomy.

9. How did they know they were right for the other

Gamigin was hooked the second he saw them hurt and was informed they are human. A human? In hell? In need? He is going to take such good care of them and learn everything he can about humans.

Lucy was first scared of Gamigin's excitability, but they started to loosen up when Gamigin showed genuine interest in them. When they heard he's a dragon he rushed Ppyong to the human world to get the DVD collection. They needed to impress him. And impress him they did.

10. Who brings up the subject of kids first

Lucifer. When Lucifer realised that the two teens in his care get along so well, and since Lucy can ovulate, alerm bells went off in his head. He's not the biggest fan of drugs, but he'll make sure both you and Gamigin take your birth-control regularly. The last thing he needs is an unplanned pregnancy from the least prepared people in Hell.

11. Who's adorable when they're sleepy and who gets grumpy and irritable

When Gamigin is sleepy he can barely hold his eyes opened. He's the cutest little meow meow. He sits himself on Lucy's lap, presses his head to their collarbone and falls asleep.

When Lucy's sleepy they get very fussy. Usually it ends with them crying in frustration and falling asleep from exhaustion.

12. Who's more protective

Both are very protective of the other. Gamigin would call Leviathan 5 different slurs for trying to kill Lucy and Lucy will fist fight Bimet if he complains about 'a lizard' following them in their journey.

13. How do they express their feelings (words, visual arts, a song, etc.)

Infodumping is a love language, I swear. Also, pokémon battling. Lucy loves playing any type of format and they'll introduce Gamigin to pokemon showdown. They probably even have a soulink nuzlock. Gamigin will know how Lucy is feeling depending on what team they use and Lucy can tell how Gamigin is feeling by the jiggles of his staff.

14. Where would they go on a 3AM adventure

Lucifer's private study at first. Lucy is obsessed with Lucifer and they need to see his study. So, while Lucifer is sleeping, they would sneak into the room and mess around.

Lucifer knows this is happening, but he wants to let the two youngsters have fun thinking that he can't hear their crazed giggles. Kind of like a lion pretending to be hurt by its cubs

15. Who has a hobby that only the other knows about

Lucy wants to make a pokemon fangame and they have a lot of ideas around it, but they're too shy to share it with anyone but Gamigin. They both plan it out and both would beg Buer to use his Tartaros knowledge to code it into existence. Little do they know that Buer failed his CopSci and Coding classes.

16. How do they hype eachother up

Both yell like they're at a football match. You know this meme? It's them. They are here to support eachother until the very end as loudly as possible.

17. Who picks flowers for the other

Gamigin brings Lucy berries since he knows its their favorite food. Especially blueberries and raspberries. Neither bring flowers because they don't want to kill the flowers by picking them.

18. Which one wears the "I'm with stupid" t-shirt

Both of them at the same time while laughing about it. The only way they allow to be insulted is if its recicrocle. They'd kiss with this shirt on to make sure everyone knows that they don't mean it as an insult.

19. Who's the better dancer

As I've said here, Gamigin will be the happiest dragon in all of Hell for getting to dance with Lucy, but he won't be good at it.

Lucy isn't a great dancer but they can do a brasoveanca or something very simple like that. Anything harder than macarena and they just stand stiffly in the corner until its over.

20. Who infodumps and who listens with heart eyes

Haha, autism. Both. They both infodump and the other one just stand there like "I can't believe this is my boyfriend. They're so cool." The 'me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic' meme but both of them are autistic bad bitches.

[yourimagines]

I fucked it up

* English is not my first language I apologise

* Triggers: Swearing, Angst, harassment , sadness and a tiny bit of fluff at the end

- Summary: Nate forgets he had plans with you, leaving you stranded all alone at night at a bar

Y/N POV

I was waiting for Nate to arrive, we plannend to go out for a drink after his workout at the gym. I was sitting at the bar with a Fanta, not wanting to be drunk when I’m alone in a bar filled with guys. ‘Come Nate, your 5 mins to late.’ I looked at my phone and sighed. ‘He will be here..’ I took a sip from my drink and looked around the room. There were mostly guys but here and there was a woman. ‘I don’t even like this bar, I should have chosen the location.’ I turned around and scrolled on my phone through a few apps.

I checked my phone as he still wasn’t here, 30 mins to late. ‘Don’t worry, he’s probably on his way.’ I clicked to our conversation and texted him.

Me: hi, are you on your way?

Me: I’m waiting for you ❤️

I placed my phone back in my handbag and ordered a new soda. ‘I’m leaving after this one, it’s getting busier and busier in here.’

I payed my drinks and texted Nate again.

Me: babe, I’m going home…

Me: hope you just forgot and nothing bad happened to you

Me: see ya at home

I felt angry but also worried. ‘Why is he not here, did he really forget our night out… I hope not because he rarely has time for me these day’s.’ I stood up and picked up my handbag. I walked through the crowd to the exit. ‘I hate being alone in these kind of situations.’ I stepped outside and started to walk back home. My friend brought me here but it was already late and didn’t want to call her to pick me up. I stuffed my hands in my jacket and walked alone through the streets of our town. A group of guys on the other side of the road, followed me. They were looking at me and one of them even started to catcall me. ‘Ignore them…’ I felt getting scared. ‘Which way? The short way or the long way?” I choose the short way back to our house but I needed to walk through that park, no lights… I looked behind me as the guys followed me. ‘Oh shit bad choice.’ I started to walk a bit faster. “Hey babe!” I heard one of them yelling at me. I took my phone and called Nate. ‘Please pick up.’ But it went directly to voicemail. My heart dropped. I typed quickly nicks name in and called him while quickly looking behind me, they were still there. “Hey y/n.” ‘Thank god.’ “Hey Nick, I’m in trouble, can you come.” My voice was low but shaky. “Yeah were are you?” “The park.” I heard him moving around. “I’m coming, stay on the phone.” “Okay.” I had the nerve to run but that would be a dead move, they would run as well. “Where you going huh?” ‘Hurry up Nick.’ “She’s a mute I think.” “Better for us.”

Nick POV

I heard people on the background, talking to her. ‘Where the fuck is Nate!’ I parked my car next to the park and walked up. I saw her as the guys surrounding her. “Hey! Leave her alone.” She saw me and run up to me. “You’re her boyfriend who ditch her at the bar?” “I didn’t ditch her, I was at the wrong bar.” I pushed her behind me. “You’re a lucky guy then.” Those guys laughed. “Yeah very lucky.” I clenched my jaw. “Well have fun buddy.” The walked back as I guided her to my car. “Why are you alone here? Where is Nate?” She shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t know, he ditched me.” Her voice sounded sad, her head hung low. “Nahh he’s probably at the gym, teaching those kids.” ‘He’s not at the gym, he’s told us he had plans with the guys, they are at Chris his house…’ my heart broke for her. “Come let’s get you safe.” I drove her to my place.

She lay asleep on my sofa, tucked in a blanket. I texted Nate but no reaction. ‘That motherfucker.’ It was already early in the morning when I heard a knock on my door. I stood up from my chair and walked over to my front door. Nate was standing there. “Hey, y/n is not at home is she here?” I gave him a slap on his head. He was shocked. “Are you an idiot?!” I whispered yelled at him, not wanting to wake up y/n. “What was that?!” I shook my head. “Where is your fucking phone?” “Is dead, why?!” “You really fucked it brother, you…” I pointed at him and clenched my jaw. “She here, asleep after she called me, that’s she was walking alone on these streets at midnight and that’s she was in trouble.” His face fell. “Is she hurt?” “No, I was there on time, she almost got rape Nate, she was getting followed the whole way back home.” He looked confused. “You forgot clearly, she was waiting for you at the bar, she fucking waited for you and you didn’t show up.” He closed his eyes and walked away. “Fuck!” He hit his head a few times. “I really fucked it.” He was angry at himself. “Yeah you did buddy…” he turned around and walked back to me. “Let me see her.” “Sure but she’s asleep.” He nodded and followed me inside

Y/N POV

I woke up by a door closing. I slowly opened my eyes and saw Nate and Nick entering the room. They both looked at me as I rubbed my face. “What’s the time?” “11 in the morning.” “11!?” I quickly sat right back up. “Oh shit I missed my appointment today.” I reached for my phone and quickly texted my friend that I had a rough night and I will call her later today to tell her about it. Luckily she said it was all good and I was safe. “I’m in the kitchen if you guys need me.” Nick disappeared as Nate sat down in front of me. “Baby I’m sorry…. I’m an idiot.” I nodded as he carefully grabbed my hands. “I heard it from Nick, I’m sorry I was not there, I…. I can’t forgive myself that you were unsafe and I wasn’t there…. I forgot about that meeting with you at the bar…” “you forgot about me?” Eyes started to sting. “No no…. I didn’t forgot about you I forgot our..” “date…” I looked away as a tear fell. “Baby…” his voice cracked. “I was looking forward to finally have some time with you, to do something fun together and you ditched me Nate…. You rarely have even time for me these days…I miss you.” My lip started to shiver as I held back the tears. “I know and I’m sorry, I… I love you.” I shook my head. “I’m done.” His face fell. “Baby please I..” “No, I’m actually done with this…. I can’t just sit and wait for you, to make time for me…” I stood up, walking away from him. “No, you’re not giving up on us, baby we’ve been together for like 3 years now.” “It’s 3 and a half years actually.” He groans, getting frustrated at himself. “Don’t you dare to throw this away, just give me a chance.” He was pacing around the room, mumbling to himself. “I don’t know you obviously don’t care about me… otherwise you wouldn’t forget, it’s not like forgetting groceries at the grocery store Nate.” I slightly rais my voice. He threw his arms up. “I’m human too!” I never saw Nate like this, his eyes bloodshot, his hand shaking, screaming at me. “I’m sorry, I already hate myself that I wasn’t there…. What more should I do…” his knees buckled as he fell to the ground, a loud sob came out of his mouth…

I was shocked at his sudden breakdown. He was hiding his face as he sat on his knees, crying. I walked over kneeling beside him. “Nate?” I said as tears were rolling down my face. He looked up, his eyes red, cheeks wet and his hands were trembling. “Baby please don’t leave me, I need you…. I’m so fucking lost without you.” I wrapped my arms around him and hugged him tightly. We both fell backwards and he hugged me close. “I’m sorry baby… I’m so sorry.” “I know.” We both cried in each other shoulder. “Let’s get home and spend the day together..” he looked up as I gave him a small nod. “Okay.” He cupped one side of my face and wipes the tears away. “I love you.” I leaned a bit closer against his hand. “I love you.” He smiles and help me back up on my feet. “Let’s get home, eat some ice cream and do whatever you want..” I nodded and grabbed my stuff. “I’m going say goodbye to Nick.” “Good idea.” We both walked to the kitchen where he was sitting, waiting for us. “Nick, thank you for everything.” I walked over and gave him a hug. “No problem.” “We are going, we talk later.” He nodded at Nate. “Drive safe you guys.” “We will.” We both left his place and I jumped in our car. “Let’s stop by Starbucks, I’m craving after that breakdown.” Nate chuckles and kissed my hand. “Let’s get you Starbucks then.” I smiled at him. “Thank you.” “No babe, thank you.”

[formula-fun]

I just wanted to come by and say I absolutely loveee your writing, especially the relationships between the characters💕 Now, idk if it's a spoiler, feel free to not respond, but i loved Charles and Pierre's friendship and now I'm really surprised how much I ship Pierre and Yuki and how wholesome Charles and Yuki's interactions are. I was wondering if you have given any thoughts abt P/Y future and maybe how they/Charles might react to them being pregnant/having a baby?

(2) Also, not to be annoying lol, but do the pack get to know at some point abt Charles and Max's baby? 👀👀👀👀 they're all such a mess of emotions, I imagine how would that go

Hi! Thanks so much, that's so sweet <3 I put it under a read more because it's really long, sorry!!

First off so glad you like the vibes because I knew the pack dynamic was a little unusual, but I've kind of had fun writing it! Charles and Pierre are what would traditionally be the 'pack leaders' except they're romantically not compatible, and while they both are in relationships with other people those other people aren't really in the pack per se--Yuki is friends with everyone but he didn't grow up with them, so while he ends up being close with them over the years he still has another pack back home. But he and Charles are still bros and they have a good influence on each other since Charles helps Yuki feel more included, Yuki helps Charles feel less isolated about his secondary gender, and they can both bitch about Pierre together <33

I haven't thought about Yuki and Pierre having kids a lot to be honest but I know irl they both want them, so they'd probably have them somewhere down the line! In my head Yuki is really casual about everything even when he's freaking out about it (he asked Pierre to be his mate over breakfast while on his phone and didn't so much ask him as just say "I think we should be mates" and then had the audacity to look startled when Pierre choked on his smoothie), so I think one day after they've both retired from racing he would tell him he thinks it's time for them to have kids and he's ready to come off birth control. To which Pierre again chokes on his smoothie.

Max and Charles have a good number of brain cells between them but all of them are devoted to motor racing, which is not the case with Yuki and Pierre whatsoever, so everything they do is planned. Pierre is much more insane about it. Yuki has finally opened his restaurant in his retirement, and he's happy to wait out the nine months sitting at the bar eating sorbet and sorting through bills and invoices. Pierre is the one who listens to about thirty parenting podcasts while doing core workouts at the gym every day so that he can easily lift his small child when the time comes. It's excessive. He's squatting 190. A baby weighs like...3 kilos. Every time someone asks him he gives this speech about mental and physical strength. His brothers are a little worried about him.

As for Charles, he's as laissez faire about the whole thing as Yuki is, which Pierre finds extremely annoying. Small spoiler, but at this point Charles is still racing, as is Max, and they're both seasoned parents. They've got two already with a vague idea to have a third once they retire for good, so unfortunately for Pierre and Yuki this means they're given babysitting duty much more often because "it's good practice" and "it's not like you're still working" and "now you can finally put all those parenting podcasts to good use" etc etc. The Verstappen/Leclerc children are 5 and 7, are extremely loud and have the added ability to throw tantrums in four languages at once. Yuki teaches them lots of Japanese swear words so they can add a fifth. They're very adoring of the baby when it's finally born, which Pierre claims is a good sign they're not actually psychologically damaged and tries to give Charles a lecture about the importance of a diverse age range in early childhood friendships immediately after the 2031 Vietnamese Grand Prix podium, when Charles is too exhausted to escape. Charles retains exactly none of that information.

(Pierre ends up calling Max in a panic late at night a lot, because Max is the only one who really sees his side of things. Max wasn't terrified of fatherhood until the instant an exhausted Charles placed their equally exhausted newborn into his arms, and then it slammed into him like brick to the face. He had to get over it fast. He was the stay at home parent and things weren't easy that year, so he had to learn very very quickly how to be a father--the kind of father he wants to be, anyway. He's still trying and there are no real guidebooks for these things, but their kids seem to be alright so he can't be fucking up too badly. Sometimes that's all Pierre needs to hear.)

As for your second question, I can't give you specifics but they'll all learn about it before the fic is over!! It'll happen very soon and I promise they will be suitably messy about it. Thanks so much for the asks, these were so fun to answer! <3

[direwombat]

SFW 1, 8, 9 and NSFW 3, 4, 5 for JakeSyb if you're still taking these questions <3

ahhhh thank you~!

SFW

Who cooks?

fld;kajs i mean technically, technically, they both do, but syb is significantly better at it. don't get me wrong, i firmly believe that jake can work a grill and do some good campfire cooking. but there's an appalling under-utilization of spices that syb frankly cannot stand. if you want a filling meal, jacob can do that. if you want a filling meal that actually has taste? you get that from syb.

8. Who knows how to swim? Who doesn’t?

i think they both know how to swim, but again, syb is better at it. she grew up in new orleans, around lake pontchartrain and i imagine she just did a lot of it for fun and for general exercise. she also worked on a fishing vessel for a few years during her mid teens to early twenties and being able to swim is a useful skill in case you go overboard (not that she was fishing in terribly rough waters, but still). and jacob strikes as the kind of person who learned how to swim by watching other kids at the local community pool. he knows the basic strokes, but also he's 6'+ of densely packed muscle so he ends up sinking like a rock

9. Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?

syb speaks cajun french! english is actually her second language. and ljkdfsafd i think the closest she gets to teaching jacob french is her refusing to speak english when she's mad at him and just leaves him to figure it out. he does end up picking up on some things, and he definitely understands the important things like swear words and "i love you" ... or at least he does when she speaks slowly and enunciates her words...

NSFW

3. Any kinks they clash on?

a;lfdkjafd syb is generally open to trying a lot of things, but jacob is for sure more into pet play than she is. she'll tolerate it to an extent. she'll wear a collar without too much fuss but she draws the line at crawling around on her hands and knees

4. Oddest place they’d have sex?

fldksajf given how they're opportunists, they've had sex in a lot of "odd" places. the cages. various rooms in the veterens center. the middle of the woods. the broom closet in joseph's church....just to name a few....

5. Favourite positions?

for jacob i think he likes missionary and doggy. he likes seeing her underneath him. but he's definitely not opposed to cowgirl, just because the view is so nice.

and for syb it's the lotus position. she likes the closeness and intimacy that particular position allows

[snappydragonsclaw]

skylanders werewolves au facts

Some facts about the werewolf au.

Fact 1: the academy has a bunker just in case of some sorta apocalypse.

Fact 2: Spyro is the leader of the Skylanders(you will learn more about this is in upcoming parts)

Fact 3: Spyro and cynder are married and have a kid named spry(yes I know is some stories the minis are from another universe but for the sake of my braincells and it not being consistent I have the minis as the kids of those Skylanders)

Fact 4: food fight is the minis's teacher or at least one of them. He teaches them when he gets the chance too. (Kinda based on the comics)

Fact 5: snap shot has an older sister named Scalia that's an extremely wanted criminal. She's a thief and a treasure hunter. She is extremely flexible and tried to stab snap shot at the age of seven years old when he was only four years old because he witnessed her rob a jewelry store,she was sent to jail made for kids that harm people or steal things or are just plain crazy and that still didn't straighten her out matter of fact it made her even worse and she also tried to drown a new born.she is extremely tricky and will still anything she gets her claws on. She even kidnaps people under their noses and sometimes she just steals things out of cruelty. She also has an Australian accent like her brother and is also a bit shorter then him and a lot of people confused her with her brother.she constantly has to be watched if she's in cloud cracker prison and the cell has to be well made and that includes the bars being very strong,no air vents,her bed being a price of cardboard and a small pillow and their being camera's everywhere. Snap shot prefers not to talk about her and not a lot people know that they are related due to this. She is also pretty smart and found her way out of every prison that she was sent too one way or another.rather it be stealth,sabotage or threatening someone's life she always finds a way. She's also asexual so if she's flirting with you she wants something and it ain't you.

Fact 6: sal is still a singer but due to Wolfgang's path he doesn't talk about him at ALL.

Fact 7: food fight carries all of snap shot's traps in his leaves theirs a back pack in their somewhere.

Fact 8: while somewhere deep in food fight's code he knows every language right now he only knows English and trollish being fluent at both and if he has to swear around the minis he says it in trollish so they don't know what he said.

Fact 9: chop chop HATES raspberry cake why you ask you see trigger happy and camo kept throwing it at him everytime the Skylanders have a party.

Fact 10: snap shot LOVES raspberry cake. He wakes up at three am just to eat it while most of the time food fight catches him in the act he still loves it so dearly and if you throw a slice he'll go fetch it like a dog.

Fact 11: cynder often causes power outages all over Skylands due to breathing lightning.

Fact 12: spry and Spyro snores fire as well as sneezes it so if they're having a sick day they have to be kept in a fire proof room until it's over.

Fact 13: trigger happy often bites his tongue.

That's it for now.

[trboyrants]

leo

BASICS

First Name: leo

Middle Name: jameson

Last Name: martin

Nickname: le, leonardo, leotard

Gender: male

Age: 23

Birthday: 5/24/2000

Birth Stone: emerald

Zodiac Sign: gemini

Sexual Orientation: straight (but $20 is $20)

ROMANCE

Ideal partner? someone who has the same interests, is always down for something fun, and wants the same things in their future

What was their first kiss like? it was a kiss for a piece of candy in kindergarten. she smelled like glue and had glitter on her face and he did not like it

CHILDHOOD

Life Story: Grew up in a small town with his mom and dad who should have gotten divorced long before they had a kid. It’s a very off and on household and his parents have too much pride to get divorced, so they stay together even though it’s not a secret that they’re both seeing other people. He isn’t that close with either of them and does his own thing a lot of the time, occasionally sees his mom but really only sees his dad on holidays

Did he have an imaginary friend growing up? a racoon named harold

Nurtured or neglected growing up? He was a mixture, it depended on the day and what kind of mood his parents were in 

Closest family member? His paternal grandmother, Joyce

Languages spoken at home growing up? English

Financial situation growing up? they had times where they struggled, but always managed to get by

PERSONAL

Do they ramble or are they to the point? depends, he’s known to do both but he usually rambles

Does he have any addictions? he vapes, smokes weed and cigarettes, has dabbled in coke

What’s his biggest secret? on thursday nights he stays at his grandma’s and knits with her while watching the bachelor

What is he obsessed with? music, making sure his grandmother is okay, and not turning out like his parents

Does he have any pet peeves? people who act like they’re better than everyone because they have money

Does he have any superstitions? Does not like the number 333, won’t walk on a sidewalk crack

What’s his favorite swear word? fuck, godammit, cunt

One word they would use to describe themselves? funny

Sense of humor? definitely on the darker side

What’s his soft spot? you

Favorite person? also you

Do they rent or own? rents, he lives with his grandmother

Do they live in an urban area or rural? suburban

What’s their dream home? a place big enough for his family that he can call his own

How long can they hold a grudge? forever

APPEARANCE

Eye Color(s): chocolate brown

Hair Color: brown

Hair Style(s): on the longer side, curly, very much ‘i woke up like this’

Height: 5’11

PERSONALITY

Personality traits: funny, sarcastic, dorky, determined, protective

Good Habit(s): very strict about his oral hygiene, very organized with his weed

Bad habit(s): smoking, leaving clothes everywhere, not answering his phone

Like(s): hanging out with his friends/grandmother, board games, shitty movies

Dislike(s): people who think they’re better than everyone, dirty bong water, bad weed

Hobbies: dabbles in rpgs, plays guitar from time to time, listening to music

Allergies: grass

Fear(s): ending up like his parents 

Fun Facts? he still sleeps with a night light

WORK

Ambition/dream: to move away and open his own record store

Occupation/Job: works at the local record store, teaches guitar lessons on the side for extra cash

RELATIONSHIPS

Relative(s): Maria Martin (mother), Josh Martin (father), Joyce Martin (grandmother)

EXTRA

Scent: weed, tobacco, cheap cologne

Outfit(s): ripped jeans and a t-shirt

Scars: a few random scars from scrapes and cuts on his arms, a gash through his eyebrow from hitting it on the corner of a cupboard

Jewelry: a plain silver chain, a few rings

FAVORITES

Favorite Song: the summoning - sleep token

Favorite Food(s): anything sweet

Favorite Drink(s): blue mtn dew

Favorite Color(s): black and green

Favorite Animal(s): raccoons

Favorite Number: 69 (he’s gross)

Favorite Season(s): winter

Favorite Holiday(s): halloween

Favorite Time of Day: middle of the night

[pansy-picnics]

I need more next gen. I am starving. Pls. What are UD/varigo like with their niblings. Is Eugene the fun uncle. Who had a hero crush on Hugo. Stuff like that.

IVE BEEN MEANING TO DO SOME CONTENT OF THIS FOR A WHILE HEHEHE THANK U….. i’ve been collecting sketches for this for a while so it’s gonna be a long one

emery loves their aunties and uncle and rapunzel and her partners all spoil them to DEATH its so fucking cute

they’re very into botanical and herbal sciences, so she does a lot more hands-on and in the moment studies than varian and hugo, who usually stay cooped up in their lab most of the day. rapunzel especially loves going out with her on hikes or nature walks whenever her dads are busy, and they do field journals and stuff…. sometimes others will join them on their little trips but for the most part it’s just something the two of them do together. they garden a lot too, obviously, and raps listens to her infodump for hours on end

em also absolutely ADORES her aunt cassie, as she has dubbed her (it definitely got varian a few death glares at first, but he swears up and down he didn’t teach her anything). she loves hearing all the stories about her adventures and is especially fascinated by her cartography. cass also loves to collect weird things, like feathers, funny looking rocks or crystals, animal/fish bones, reptile skins or wings of insects, various things from deceased creatures she’s come across on her travels. emery finds this stuff incredibly cool, since they love animals

whenever cassandra travels out of corona for a bit she brings home lots of flowers and herbs and things for them to study, along with plenty of pretty trinkets and baubles for both them and the twins <3

that’s jusr like one of her love languages she’s like a crow. just gives people shiny rocks and sticks she found, and sometimes jewels/little hairclips/rings/generally very fancy things she definitely stole. sometimes nobody knows what to do with them but they keep them because they love her

eugene is absolutely the fun uncle but like, only when yong’s not around bc he easily solos eugene any day. no hard feelings it just is what it is

but yeah eugene always does the best storytime voices, especially with the flynn rider books bc hes been doin this for YEARS hes got DECADES of experience bro. sometimes the kids encourage him to act out the scenes in which he tries his best but fails miserably while lamenting about his old man bones

rapunzel and cassandra both laugh at him and sometimes will try to pick up where he left off

and, speaking of flynn, with another kid in the castle eugene finally gets another chance to play his favorite game: how long can i have this child convinced that i am the REAL flynn rider in the flesh

the answer is quite a while and it will eventually lead a very pissed off alchemist to storm into your room ready to beat the shit out of you

eugene definitely helps them get away with shit especially considering he’s trying to get revenge on the years varian and hugo spent being menaces to the twins. it is actually CRUCIAL that hugo and varian stay childless for a good 5-7 years after the twins are born because they get that long to be Goofy Ass Uncles and nothing more

no bc theyd literally be the worst most irresponsible mfs imaginable bc they’re both fucking around the whole time trying to impress the kids but they start getting rlly overly competitive about who they like more and fighting about it while the twins are just along for the ride

so. they DO still end up being the favorite uncles just. not for the reasons they think

they’d be like, showing the kids all sorts of projects they have around the lab but theyre just so much more hyperfocused on one upping each other- varian would do tons of interactive experiments so they can get involved and be hands on with everything. it’s just simple stuff obviously, baby science

but hugo on the other hand is more keen to giving them eye candy. fancy machines with cool lights and noises and the like. he does this with kids in town already, they always know him by name and like to play with olivia so he knows how to get the attention of children, but varian thinks it’s cheating so they get into a really stupid argument about it

varian: HAHAHA hugh you’re KIDDING right. that’s nothing they dont even know what’s going on its just a big machine that makes fancy lights and noises

hugo: ??? ok but that’s all you really need isn’t it?? it’s not like kids are all that hard to impress. plus you cant get on my case when yours is just some vial that changes color. you can at LEAST give them something cooler than that

varian: ??? HUGO I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH THEYRE LIKE FOUR😭 at least MINE is educational. it teaches them about alchemy while helping them develop critical thinking and motor skills

hugo: oh my gods var it’s not that deep😑 like work smarter not harder you know what i mean?? it’s not like they’re our kids we don’t have to worry about that stuff

varian: IT’S NOT EVEN ABOUT THAT THOUGH it’s about captivation and keeping their attention. kids have really short attention spans, fancy gadgets may look cool but they’ll get boring in like five seconds. if you get them involved with the process and allow them to understand the craft they’ll be WAY more interested and-

varian goes into a rant before hugo cuts him off being all “ok fine well if you’re so confident lets ask what THEY think” and varians like “FINE” and so hugo turns around in a huff and realizes both the toddlers are Gone.

and he’s just “,,,,,hey um. hey var. love….where did the twins go” and varian whips his head around like “YOU FUCKING LOST THEM????”

so obviously they both freak the fuck out and are scouring the entire lab making sure they arent off drinking some dangerous chemicals or some shit but like, both of them are smart as fuck so it turns out they just walked off in the middle of their argument and went to go steal sweets from the kitchen. cass, raps, and eugene all chew them out for it later. they get more responsible when emery comes along but like….yk not that much AUDJSJDHDSNS

on the topic of stupid uncles, i should mention that though they love all of them dearly…lance is kind of the favorite like 90% of the time

cuz see eugene along with hugo still continue to be a bit overprotective and paranoid with the kids at times. varian is usually very laid back but when emery hits her teen years he starts to worry a lot more, while hugo mellows out considering that’s where vars own life went downhill LMAO. if there’s anyone who will indulge them and let them get away with ANYTHING it’s lance.

there’s such a blatant and vast difference between your first time parents who are always overthinking everything and worrying about whether they’re good parents or not and your cool, unmarried uncle who already adopted and raised two teenage kids in his 20s, is in the prime of his life and doesn’t technically have to take responsibility for you at all

granted though, the twins have had everyone wrapped around their little fingers since their birth

immediately after the twins were born, everyone in the castle (and even those who weren’t) all collectively pitched in to help as much as they possibly could. especially considering rapunzel struggled a lot mentally in the first few months of her kids’ life, the whole family was very determined to make the time as stress-free as their abilities would allow

one thing they found out quickly was that the twins absolutely adored varian. which obviously confused the alchemist and left him feeling quite helpless considering 1. kids hardly ever liked him (he usually got bullied by them) and 2. because of this he. didn’t really know what to do with kids. ryder once fell asleep in his arms and he lowkey panicked bc he had NO idea what he was supposed to do

when the anxious new parents were finally able to let people be alone with the babies, varian ended up being a pretty regular sitter. to the point where he would have little baby slings in case he needed to hold them while he was working on small projects or something. people would even frequently assume they were his and he eventually got tired of explaining they were actually his niblings so he just let people think whatever

before theyre born hugo jokes around like “lmaooo i dont even like kids” but he’s lying thru his fucking TEETH. hed die for them.

also alina thinks hugo is SO fucking cool (obviously considering he cut her hair based off of his) but also em admires hugo more than either of the twins could ever possibly comprehend. i havent drawn it enough since most of what i’ve drawn of them is them bullying each other but thats just their love language of course emery picked up on it. past the age of like 10 emery would rather die than admit how much she looks up to her father but hugo Knows <3

its not to say em doesnt admire varian, because she loves both her dads equally!!! but because hugo also came from an orphaned past being with him made emery feel a lot more safe and understood during her first few years at the castle. hugo knew what it was like to suddenly go from having nothing to having Everything and he knew it could be really stressful, especially for a little kid….having someone who understood that was really comforting to emery.

because of this though hugo tended to be the paranoid mother hen type, especially compared to varian who was a LOT more laid back and wanted to give them the freedom to trust their own judgement and make mistakes. it was tough to balance these styles at first but emery genuinely loved them both, even if hugo’s fussiness was a bit annoying sometimes

in fact the reason emery dubbed hugo “mama” in the first few months was not because they could sense his massive amounts of Gender (well like, partially, but it was about a month or so after that before the ‘are you a boy or a girl?’ question finally came up), but instead because hugo’s constant doting on her reminded them of their birth mother

varian and hugo dont know much about emery’s birth family or what happened to them, considering she doesn’t say much in her younger years and eventually forgets most of what she didn’t; but she seems to have cared a lot about her birth mother, and frequently still misses her presence.

whenever those waves of emotion are too much for her to bear, hugo is there to comfort her- and he assures her that despite never even meeting them, he still misses his birth family, too, but that it will get easier, and no matter what, she’ll always have people who love and support her

anyways thats all i have rn *opens my head and puts my brain back in it like the little frankenstien dude from nightmare before christmas* idk when ill have more content of them but the next time i do it’ll probably be that drawing with rapunzel kissing both her partners on the lips and both of them being so romantically in love with her /hj

[centuriantalevevo]

Adding to the language headcanons for my loves, Scaramouche Albedo and Xiao-

Scaramouche

Scaramouche yells swears and stuff in Japanese when he's mad, especially at his soldiers

Since he'd NEVER say "I love you" to (y/n)'s face, at least where they can understand, he says "I love you" in several different ways in Japanese, of course if (y/n) has been learning Japanese then they instantly know what he said- but just doesn't tell him for his own sake. Or they figure it out using context clues. The way his face still shows some form of embarrassment and shyness instantly gives it away even if he thinks he's been slick.

Gradually going from "watashi no anata wa suki" to replacing suki with daisuki, replacing daisuki with aishiteru, and then eventually "watashi no anata wa koishiteru" which roughly translates to "I'm in love with you". Each variation has differing intensity. Suki and daisuki are more casual, what you'd say to friends and family. Aishiteru is way more intense. Not something someone says on a daily basis. This is said when someone is in a relationship, married or something similar. Even then most don't say it often. This is used to show a stronger form of love, suki and daisuki can be considered puppy love. Aishiteru is commonly used on yanderes, to show their obsessive, strong and unhinged love. The koishiteru is the strongest, according to some. Around the same intensity as aishiteru.

Scara and (y/n) going into inazuma, Scaramouche like "stand back I'll be doing the communicating-"

Thats especially funny if reader has some form of Japanese capability- go on ahead and surprise the heck outta him

If reader knows how to say "I love you" but doesn't know the difference between all the words, they end up saying "aishiteruyō"

Scaramouche.exe has stopped working

Then proceeds to explain the difference

Readers just like "sTILL- it expresses the amount of love I'm trying to show!"

Scaramouche.exe has crashed, close program?

If he gets nervous or at a loss for words, made tries speaking but gets out a mix of English and japanese- literally the disappearance of hatsune miku in a nutshell

When he's mad: pretty heavy Japanese accent, when he's nervous: being coherent doesn't exist

He's not one to get nervous easily so it's surprising and scary when it DOES happen

If he had kids, he's definitely waking them up, calling them over shit like that in japanese- his kids would definitely fluently understand it-

Maybe if he's feeling nice, he'll teach you some Japanese if you ask him to- just make sure to catch him in a good mood

Albedo

German accents 👌👌👌😩😩😫😫

When his German accent first shows its just- reader.exe has stopped working

"Albedo can you say my name with the German accent?" "Why?" "Cuz I want you to-" does so

Readers life ends

Klee probably knows a decent amount if German for her age- blame Albedo-

Some of his notes are in German oOF

If he had a diary, that entire thing is definitely in German, good luck trying to understand it if you don't know that language-

If all else fails I don't doubt he knows some khanri'an.

Sometimes, but very rarely, forgets English words- mans tries to say something and his brain just goes blank. Sits there with a blank stare, trying to figure out what it is. You try to say something like "hey? You good?" And he's just "I'm thinking, hold on- it's on the tip of my tongue.."

5 minutes later he gives up and replaces the word

But at 4 in the fucking morning he remembers what the word is and will go find you to tell you-

"Albedo, it's 4:07 in the morning, what is it?" "Cavalry! It was cavalry!" "'Bedo..."

He sings German lullabies to Klee when she's going to bed

He'll sing German lullabies to you when you're falling asleep

Albedo says something in German with a completely straight face, reader doesn't know wtf he said but Sucrose does cuz she's picked up some over the years

He said "I love you" with a straight face

He's got that power

You can only vaguely figure it out because Sucrose is like 😳😳😳

She'll become his wingman-

Why ship albecrose romantically when you can ship them in the "Sucrose is always back Albedo up and is his right hand man woman and WILL find any moment possible to leave reader and Albedo alone for bÖnding time"

Klee tries to run in to see her big brother but like- Bebo and reader are together talking and having chARACTER DEVELOPEMENT so Sucrose distracts Klee for a while-

I got off topic lmao-

Imagine... Rhinedottir returns and just....

Expects Albedo to go with her? No questions asked?

He's just

"So basically you're telling me you abandoned me without a goodbye for YEARS AND YEARS... leave me alone, send me to mondstadt... I have someone who's like a little sister to me, found someone who I love and actually loves me as well... cherishes me and praises me even for the smallest things... but YOU... the woman who just upped and left me with no goodbye... want ME to go with you somewhere no questions asked... and abandon those I truly love? Yeah, no."

Ends up telling her off in very angry sounding German because how fucking dare you abandon him but then return out of no where to have him go with you??? With no apology for fucking LEavING HIM???

This bitch ain't taking Klee's big brother away.

This amount of emotion could bring during back to life lmao

Xiao

Chinese accent go brrrr

Knows the least amount of English out if the 3

He's trying tho-

Second most fluent language is Japanese-

He's a bilingual mans-

Round and round the wheel Xiao's language goes, where does it stop? Nobody knows!

I know how to say I love you and hi in chinese- does that count-

He figures reader most likely doesn't understand the liyue language so he says "Wǒ ài nǐ" or "I love you" in chinese- so if reader DOES understand that- be it because of music, genuinely learning the language or understanding some Japanese and knowing that kanji comes from Chinese and the Japanese word for love is also the same in chinese- then uh... rip in peace, Xiao

He doesn't normally like to sing but- he can make a small exception for you

He likes Chinese opera, prove me wrong- oh wait.. you can't

He may not admit it, but he likes watching Yun Jin's opera's from a far and if you ask him to translate it to English, or at least roughly, he will-

He likes seeing reader be interested in his nation's culture

That includes being interested in the clothing designs

I can see him gladly getting reader a cheongsam (if reader is a girl), a hanfu, tang suit, or Zhongshan suit (if reader is a boy)

If you want him to teach you some Chinese, I think he'd gladly teach you- if you have a hard time with the different tones, that's okay. He understands if you not used to it- he'll he was surprised when he found out English was relatively not toned. Aside from the occasional words that depended on how you said it- like construct, tear, etc

Try learning some traditional liyue songs- I dare you-

He forgets English words the most-

Forgets how to say English in english

He'd sing Yi Jian Mei- what?? It's a pretty song

Introduce him to Chinese vocaloid- plz-

The song I Am Here by Circus-P with Mo Qingxian- it's so pretty 😭😭

I'd have him help me use Chinese vocal synths like.. I think her name was Chiyu... the Medium⁵ SynthV Chinese bank- and Zhiyu Moke- (he's a vocaloid but sHHHHH)

Keep helping Xiao learn english- this is a threat

[alfredpennyworththecat]

Reporter on tv: "In other news, the infamous crime lord, Red Hood seems to be indoctrinating children into his gangs. More at the top of the hour where we speak to Police Commissioner Gordon about the matter.

Tim: "Jason, wtf!?"

Jason: "I swear, I will actually kill you if you pretend this shit is real."

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Henchman: "Alright, get the brats on the- wait... David, you didn't!"

Henchman 2: "What!?"

Henchman 1: "That's Red Hood's kid!!!"

Henchman 2: "He's a dad?"

Henchman 1: "No, ya buffoon! Look at the kid's jacket. That's a red bat!"

Red Hood, perched above them, kicking his feet: "Wow... you really fucked up, huh?"

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Nightwing: "Red Hood, come in, I need backup on 24th and Clover Street!"

Red Hood: "Little busy here!" [*Disconnects comms*]

[*Two hours later*]

Nightwing, beat up: "You son of a bitch..."

Red Hood, sitting with a gaggle of kids, needle and thread in hand: "Hey, language, toilet mouth!"

Nightwing: "You left me to get beat up while you played housewife!?"

Kid 1: "Look, Red Hood! I did it!!!"

Red Hood: "Hey, not bad! But, uh... you forgot to tie it off."

Kid 2: "I got it! Lemme see!"

Kid 3: "Oh! Some mean guy left me alone cus he saw my bat! It really does work!"

Kid 4: "Yeah! Is it magic, Red Hood?"

Red Hood, passing someone more thread: "No. The bad guys just know that if you're under my protection, no amount of crime is worth it. I can't promise I'll always be around, but I want the bad guys to think that I am. You'll be safer if they think that."

Kid 5: "Are you going away, Mr. Hood?"

Red Hood, looking directly up at Nightwing, then back to the kids: "Hopefully never. Crime Alley kids stick together, right?"

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Tv reporter: "Crime Alley's violence has dropped to a record low ever since Red Hood's emblem has been seen among kids. It seems the killer crime lord really does protect the innocent. Parents have reported feeling calmer when their kids wear their Red Hood jackets."

Gordon: "That appears to be so. Red Hood still has a record as long as Two Face by now, but he protects those kids. The amount of kidnappings has reduced by 75% in only two weeks. Even Batman has never reduced numbers like that."

Reporter: "A fellow reporter caught this video of Red Hood teaching the children how to sew-"

Jason, furious: "No!!!! You have got to be kidding me! I look ridiculous!"

Tim: "Well... There goes all your street cred."

Steph: "You look like a granny telling them a story as you knit."

Dick: "He was, actually, minus the knitting part."

Jason: "Where are my guns?"

Bruce: "NooOOOO!!! THIS IS NOT WORTH MURDER!!!!!"

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Reporter: "This just in, Red Hood has cracked down on a massive drug ring out of the blue. Several people have been reported missing, several others severely hospitalized for life threatening injuries."

Gordon over the phone: "Goddamn it..."

Bruce: "Goddamn it."

[*Jason sauntering in*]

Damian: "Was that necessary, Todd?"

Jason: "Yup!!! Street cred is back on."

Tim, shouting after him: "Still a granny!"

Every kid in Crime Alley has a red bat embroidered in their jacket. It means that these kids are under the protection of the Red Hood.

Jason also uses the opportunity to teach the kids how to sew, having them each do their own bat. (given that they are old enough to do it)

[idiomaticpunk]

camp counselor - psh

park seonghwa x reader (she used)

2741 words

enemies to lovers, swearing, cliché but not disgusting.

english is not my first language so tell me if theres any mistakes please and i tried a new thing with the drawing soo

first thing : if you are anti abortion get the fuck out of my page. if you think men should have a right over women's bodies get out. dont think about reading that, don't think about commenting.

Planning an activity for teenagers was complicated. Especially when most of them didn't want to attend this summer camp. They would rather spend the holidays with their friends; or on their phone but definitely not with you. How did you know ? Well, they kindly told you. Younger kids were easier to please: that’s why they were your favorites.

"No but, no offense, but i don't care. My mom sent me here. I don't want to do this.” "Listen, i do not fucking care about your stupid learn archery activity. Leave me alone." (this one definitely got grounded.)

But the worst thing of all, you were paired with Park Seonghwa. It's your third summer together this year. and he was still unbearable. There were 4 other counselors and you had to be paired with HIM to plan the "orienteering race". You did something: he had to check after you to make sure you did it correctly: and you know you did! He had to fix everything you did. You were sure he did it to enrage you.

"If you touch that fucking clue again, i'm making sure you can't use your hands for 2 fucking weeks. Stop "fixing" everything i do." While you were talking, you made quotations ( " ") with your fingers. Seonghwa could definitely feel your glare burning holes in the back of his head, as he was just bending down to " fix " the map you had just put under a stone. "You know, (Y/N), if you did things correctly, i wouldn't need to check.” And that, really kind person he was, to stay polite, looked at you with a smirk. The same smirk that made you hate him the first summer. Honestly, before realizing he was an asshole, you thought he was really pretty. 

“(Y/N), welcome to the team. my name's Tiffany, and i’m the director! Well normally i’m not but the real director is not here so it’s me this summer. It's really great to have new counselors! you’ll be cabin daisy, so cabin number 3.” Tiffany was a really kind, really pretty woman. She’s the one who taught you how to do, well mostly everything. She looked at you with bright eyes before pulling you so you could meet the rest of the counselors. Tiffany whistled with her fingers, something that impressed you so much that you practically begged her to teach you later, “Everyone, this is (Y/N), and she’ll work with you this summer. It’s her first camp, so be nice to her.” When the rest of the counselors turned to face you, your eyes met seonghwa's and damm, he had amazing eyes. He looked like a charming prince. But once he opened his mouth, looking at you with a smirk, you realized he was everything but one. “Her first summer and she’s already late? Says a lot about the character.” You were about to speak up, but his friend, equally  gorgeous, punched him in the shoulder before walking towards you, holding his hand out. “Don’t pay attention to him. It’s our first summer too. My name’s San, cabin 4, and he’s Seonghwa, cabin 5. It’s really nice to meet you, (Y/N).” 

“This didn’t need to be checked! It was perfectly fine, Seonghwa.” You crossed your arms on your chest, arms covering the splendid “fellowship camp” written in white on your blue shirt. You saw his eyes move to your chest, before he raised a brow at you. “Come on, we’ve got plenty more clues to hide and if you keep whining, we’re going to be late to dinner.” With a determined step, you walked up to him, grabbed his bag full of clues that needed to be hidden and shoved it into his chest. “If you hide your clues instead of constantly fixing mine, maybe we can be on time. Now, move.” And for the first time in three years, he listened to you and started walking away, finally hiding his clues. phew.

While walking back to the camp, you realized you couldn’t even wait the end of the camp to stop seeing him, because after your first camp, you noticed he went to your fucking college. You saw him in the corridors the first week of class, and he saw you too, addressing you that fucking smirk while San, the angel he is, waved at you, like he did after everytime he saw you. Side-eyeing him, you definitely did not blush when you noticed that he was already looking at you. Deciding to ignore him, you quickened your pace and rejoined the camp. Surprisingly enough, dinner went well, since it was pizza night, the kids and teens were quite happy, which was nice! Because they were so fucking hard to please so even if y'all had to put money to the table to be able to buy good pizzas, it was worth it.

“Girls, I swear, he kept fixing everything I did !” You were laying on your bed, in your cabin, as she braided her hair, while you were waiting for “your” girls to finish cleaning up the dishes with the boys. If there was one thing that was good about seonghwa, it was that he was smart, you couldn't take that away from him. On the first day of camp, he proposed that half of the monitors would wash the dishes with the kids one day out of two and take care of them for half an hour, so that the other half could have some time to themselves, and the monitors taking a break would alternate every day. So today, Tiffany, Sooyoung were waiting in your cabin, while you complained about Seonghwa. You were about to add a sentence when Tiffany looked at you with a mocking smile. “Girl, for someone that hates Seonghwa, you talk about him a lot. Right, Sooyoung ?” The latter nodded with a smile, turning her head in your direction. “Hm-hm, it’s been 3 years and I still think the same thing.” You sat on your bed, hugging your pillow before frowning. “Sooyoung, what do you mean ?” Seeing that she wasn't going to talk but kept looking at you with a smile, exactly like Tiffany, you frowned even more. “What do you mean, have y’all been talking behind my back about my relationship with Seonghwa??” The blonde, Tiffany, got up from her seat, and put her hand on your shoulder, massaging them, as if she was trying to prepare you for what Sooyoung was about to say. “Noo, but we, and we, as all the counselors, think that you need to make out with each other, so, no more tension between the both of you.” You got up from your seat, threw your arms in the air before looking at both of them frantically. “What ?? Y’all are crazy. I don’t need to make out with him!” 3 knocks on the door before Kibum stuck his head through the crack, one hand in front of his eyes. “Who needs to make out with whom?” You opened the door, wider than he did, frowning your eyebrows. “Nobody needs to make out with nobody, forget about it. Why are you covering your eyes, by the way?”

“Park, fucking, Seonghwa. Wake up.” You banged on the door, almost hysterical, because it was 10AM, and everybody was waiting for him. His kids said that he just woke up with them at 8:30am, and just sent them to the cafeteria. As if they had something against you, your colleagues had charged you to wake him up. “Last call before I enter that room, Park!” No answer, and you pushed the door. And when you entered the cabin “sunflower”, all you saw was your “worst” enemy, looking kinda cute while peacefully sleeping. How did he manage to sleep when you had been banging on the door for 10 minutes straight ? Moving across the room, you put your hand on his shoulder and gently shook it. “Park, wake up, you’re like, one hour and a half late.” He opened one eye, grumbling when he saw that you were the one here. “(Y/N), baby sweet angel love of my life, why do you have to be the first thing I see when I wake up…?” Oh, you definitely did not blush. Even if it was ironic, that was…definitely not hot…, right? “DON’T call me that. Move your ass and get ready in like, you check your amazing and gifted “fellowship camp” watch”, five minutes. MAX.”

Seonghwa was walking behind the kids with San and Kibum, hands in his pockets, eyes still a little puffy from just being woken up. “Why the fuck did Tiffany send (Y/N) to woke me up? You guys couldn’t do it ? Her voice being the first thing I hear when I wake up is like a punishment ” Kibum snorts, and punches Seonghwa’s shoulder. “Dude, I’m sure it’s more of a punishment for her than for you. You keep being rude to her.” San turns over, since he was walking a little bit ahead of Seonghwa and Kibum, nodding. “Not cool, bro.” “I am not rude to her. She’s the one who starts the fights” San and Kibum both share a laugh, before the latter speaks up. “That’s definitely a lie. You were definitely the first one to be rude, and that’s because you don’t know how to flirt…” San laughs while half shouting, fist bumping Kibum while he stares at Seonghwa, apprehending his reaction. “Yeah dude! You know, I’m not flirting with her because of the bro code, but if you don’t make a move right now, I’m pretty sure that dude from her math class is going to do it.” The tall dark haired man looks at San with furrowed brows, before suddenly stepping aside to grab a girl’s arm to prevent her getting her feet in a tree root. “Eun-Hee, be careful! Are you okay?” The girl nods and thanks the counselor, before running off to join her friends. “So, what dude from her class are we even talking about? Jeonghan? The short one?” “Jealous much?”

You and your little group arrived rather quickly: Tiffany had picked a cute plain in the woods for the orienteering race, for which you and seonghwa had hidden clues the day before and all the teens/kids stood in line, listening to the rules. You stood next to Kibum, mindlessly picking at your nails. Kibum slaps your hands, shooting you a mean look before refocusing on Tiffany. Seonghwa suddenly moved behind you, grabbing your hips to move you aside, before jogging to give a kid a tissue. Then he came back, holding the disgusting tissue with the tips of his fingers. “That. Is. Disgusting. Why in the world would he give it back to me?” You fail to hold back a smile and weirdly enough, the brunette smiles back at you. Sooyoung snickers next to you and pinches your arm. You try to ignore her but it’s really hard to when San and Kibum are half laughing too. Tiffany’s loud voice helps you regain some seriousness when she yells your name. “For example, when you find a paper with (Y/N)’s name on it, you bring it to her, it’s a bonus. Got it ? (Y/N) and Seonghwa will be sitting in the middle of the plain while the others will look after you in the woods. Remember, it’s hot, don’t hesitate to ask for water. ” The game starts quickly after, and you found yourself sitting on the grass, next to Seonghwa, of course! 100% she did it on purpose. And he knew it too. ”Well, clearly they want one of us dead.” The brunette starts, while looking at the kids and teens running around in the plain. “I’m going to kill you if you keep being rude to me for no reason, that’s for sure.” You both hold your breath, ready to stand up, when you see a kid falling on another, but quickly calm down as the two of them get up and start running again. “You know, I don’t hate you. Well..I kinda did at first. But you’re not so terrible. I just like to tease you.” You open your mouth to start talking but a Lila comes up to you and gives you a paper. Seonghwa grabs a clue from the bucket next to you and gives it to her with a smile.”I really hate you for that. It’s not good for my self-esteem when you go right after me and change what I've already done. No big deal, but when you do that I want to punch you in the throat.” He smiles, and he sort of looks embarrassed. “Ehh, I’m sorry. Have you ever heard about ponytail pulling flirting?” (hope that sounds right) You turn your head, confused, and brows furrowed. “Seonghwa, what do you mean-” And, he shortly stands up with the emergency backpack in his hands to help the child crying on the floor. 

When you come back to your cabin, the first thing you do is scream in your pillow, while your kids look at you with a weird eye. “Miss (Y/N), are you okay?” You consider explaining your problem to them; but are you really that desperate? “Yes. Don’t worry.”

Tonight is the last night of the camp and the end of summer. Tomorrow is just cleaning, packing and tidying up before leaving. You’re sitting around the fire, hugging a crying teenager. You don’t know why she’s crying, but you can’t let her cry without doing something. “Aww, babe, you’re going to be okay. If you’re sad because the camp is ending, you can come back next year: and if you’re crying over a boy, or a girl, let me tell you they’re not worth it.” She sniffles in your neck, nodding. You pat her back before letting her go, wiping her tears with the back of your palm. Kiara stands up, and somebody sits next to you. You turn your head to see a trembling Seonghwa, and no you’re definitely not exaggerating. “And to say she hated you a month ago.” “You cold, Park?” The brunettes glares at you: rolling his eyes. “Definitely not. I’m definitely not too lazy to go grab my wonderful fellowship camp hoodie.” And in your head, it all flows everywhere. Should you pull a super romantic move and give him your extra large sweater? Or should you laugh and act normal? You know what, fuck it. If something goes wrong, you’ll just change countries. In a swift motion, you take off your hoodie and put it in his lap. It's his turn to look at you strangely. “What? I like my hoodies extra large.” He doesn’t question it, and just pulls it over his head. Pretty sure you heard San, Tiffany, Kibum and Sooyoung not so secretly wolf whistling around the fire. Your hoodie fits a little tight around Seonghwa's broad shoulders, but he doesn’t seem to mind. You try not to think about the fact that his thighs are touching yours a little too much to keep the blood from rushing to your head as the night goes on.

Most kids are crying, and you stand to the side as their families pick them up. The bus of the group arrived only 10 minutes ago in Seoul but only the animators and 3 children remain. Tiffany and Sooyoung are the ones waiting with them, San and Kibum are eating some snacks on the floor while Seonghwa stands really close to you. Suddenly he grabs something from his backpack and puts your hoodie in your arms. “Thanks. It’s a real nice hoodie to sleep in. San and Kibum laughed at me all night but it kept me warm.” You put it in your carry on, nodding, this time not stopping the blood from rushing to your head. You both open your mouth to talk at the same time, earning a laugh for the both of you. “Go on, (Y/N).” You scratch your neck, looking at the kids nervously. “I think we should go out sometimes. Like during Uni? Or maybe on a weekend? Whenever you want, actually, if you’re okay with that.” He stops your rambling with a hand on your arm, trying to hide his smile. “I would love to. I’ll text you when I have my new schedule. Same goes for you?” You nod furiously, grabbing your suitcase before walking towards Jin, who really wanted a hug apparently.

park seonghwa : you free this Wednesday for lunch ?

you : yeah, absolutely ! Let's meet in front of the butterfly coffee, alright?

[nootqueen404]

Shit like this is why I hate teenagers.

Even when I was a teen some 18 years ago I HATED many members of my own age group. Not to come off ad a pick-me but as far as I knew all teenagers were stupid, cruel, and had nothing better to do than make everyone around them miserable and pissed off; and I wasn’t like that. It didn’t help that I’ve been a victim of bullying since pre-K. Thank god for my parents putting me in a special Ed school that has developing social skills at the forefront of their teachings. That and therapy. Even now at 31 I’ve had to deal with teenagers being outright disrespectful and rude to me. It’s absurd! I had an incident not too long ago with a bunch of teenage boys trying to mess with me. I know that all of this is going to sound like someone out of a WhatPad or AO3, but I swear to god this is how it went down.

I was just chilling at the mall while my boyfriend was at Massage Envy for an appointment (desk job + guitarist lugging around heavy equipment + having worked at UPS in his 20’s and acting like he’s invincible = falling apart). I had on one of my mom’s vintage Alice Cooper shirts, cut off shorts, layered some jewelry including 2 rosaries, and my favorite pair of Vans. I even throw on a little makeup because my boyfriend and I were going out for dinner later. I feel awesome. I felt like a total bad bitch.

But while I was sitting in a little waiting area in the mall I hear a bunch of boys hooting and hollering. I didn’t pay much mind to it, after all I use to work retail at Spencer’s IN THIS EXACT mall. Out of the corner of my eye I saw them. At the top of the escalator I saw 5-7 teenage boys - still making a bunch of noise and being overall obnoxious - looking directly at me and pointing. Again, I just rolled my eyes and ignored it. I put my AirPods in and hope they could tell I was no where near their age and would leave me alone.

Nope!

They come barreling down the escalator and one of them makes a beeline for me. “Oh god here we go,” I think to myself. Let’s call him Jaxon (since all of their parents wanted to be edgy with naming them.)

Jaxon: Hey I like your style! (He sees my Hellfire Club backpack) Sick bag!

Me: Oh hey thanks. Yeah I use some of my first paycheck to get Her (I bring my bag closer for safety. I’d rather not get my shit stolen too) This is my second bag from Loungefly.

Jaxon: Say, you wouldn’t happen to watch anime?

Me: (I immediately knew where this was going, so I decided to fuck with him a little) Yeah! I’ve been watching since I was, like, 7 or 8.

Jaxon: Really? (I can see his buddies snickering not that far away from us) What are some of your favorites?

Me: Oh geez that’s a hard one. I mean, Sailor Moon has always been my favorite. It’s my Ride or Die series. But lately I’ve been really into Chainsaw Man. It’s wicked graphic, but the story is really good. But you’re probably not old enough to watch anything rated R or NC-17 anyways. Do you watch any anime? What are your favorites?

Jaxon: (I definitely stung his pride there, and his buddies definitely noticed) Uh yeah, I’m into One Piece.

Me: Oh yeah I’ve heard One Piece is a good series. I never really had any interest in it personally.

This is where I went in for the kill. I pull out my phone to look up when exactly One Piece came out.

Me: Oh yeah it came out in 1999. God, how old would I have been then? Let’s see… I’m 31 now so…*counts on my fingers* Seven! I would have been 7 when it came out!

This kid’s whole body language changed, I think I completely emasculated him in front of his buddies. Like “she’s not our age?! What the fuck HOW?!?!” He done fucked up.

Jaxon: Oh uh….hey! I’ll see you around.

Me: Cool! Have a great day kiddo.

Anyways, teenager suck no matter what generations they are apart of. Any chance you get to take those super cocky ones down a peg: do it.

I hope these ones rot in prison for the rest of their lives, and I hope Inquisitor makes it onto COD.

Rest in Power Vincent - we will finish the job for you.

!!IMPORTANT!!

hey everyone, I haven't come on here in a while but I have something to address.

for starters; happy late mental health day, please check in on your loved ones.

I'm utterly heart broken to say that a very close friend of mine had passed away the other day, he had taken his own life due to false accusations and claims being made against him, on top of his own personal issues he was dealing with irl.

I don't have the words to describe how much pain I'm in, he was my safe place, my comfort person, the only man I trusted. I can't believe he's gone, I refuse to believe it. my heart goes out to his family; his mother, his father, his thirteen year old sister, his three younger brothers, his friends, mutuals and anyone who was involved with him in any way shape or form, I am so incredibly sorry for your loss.

he was special, to all of us. it breaks my heart to imagine how much pain he was in that night, he was the only reason I stayed and I wish he were here to be able to say the same thing about me.

in light of the recent tragedy; I'd like to honor his memory by helping make his dream come true, he's always wanted his own COD skin so I decided to share this petition with you and it would mean the world to me if you signed it.

please... check up on your loved ones and be careful what you say online because it could be truly damaging.

rest easy "inquisitor" Vincent Plicchi, you have always been an inspiration to many people, thank you for truly being a friend. may the force be with you buddy.