#Business Man

[lavb-b]

He's definitely not a cop (Voice Designs - the wonderful @itsonlypolite !)

Part 2 coming soon

if i dnont die in the rpocess

[warandpeas]

Dog Slaughter House

[businessmemes]

I feel bad for Derrick, but he knew the risk -- business is all about risk.

[roxanneslosteyes]

You don't understand how much I need these men

I need them on my doorstep now, I need to take them out on dinners, They are so fine to me! I need them so badly!

[fhtagn-and-tentacles]

INTERNAL

by Alex Andreev

[cakedpied]

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY! LIVING UNDER PEOPLE'S FLOORBOARDS AND SELLING DRUGS!

[thegoodmorningman]

Don't worry, the shareholders will be looking out for you the whole time! Good Morning!!!

[digitalfossils]

[deathcandylove]

Gala Shere Khan

He looks snazzy. I thought a cane would give him an bit more elegance.

[yzur02]

B-b-b-b-business man

B-b-b-b-business man

I'm a businessman

With a business plan

I'm gonna make you money

In business land

I'm a cool guy, talking about GameStop

I'm definitely not

Batman

Why'd you say you're not Batman?

Because I'm not

I think that you're Batman

I also think that you're Batman

Listen boys, you better both stop

Or I'll have you arrest

I'm not Batman

I'm a businessman

With a business tan

I spend my days in a big, black unmarked van

If you wanna talk turkey, I'm here to talk shop

I'm definitely not

Batman

You're motherfucking Batman

I can tell from the way that you stand

And you said that you worked in an unmarked van

Well, listen boys

I'm not Batman

I'm a businessman

In a coffee shop

With throwing knives and a bulletproof vest

I saw my parents get killed by the drug cartel

I'm not Batman

B-b-b-b-business man

B-b-b-b-business man

B-b-b-b-business man

Why does he have a knife?

Ski-bi-di-bi-dap-dap-dap-di-bi-dap, (business)

Calling Batman, has your cover been blown?

Is that your police radar?

That was my business phone

And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah, that's a business song

Saying "business" before another word

Doesn't make the whole thing business related

And if I may critique the whole police system

Then oh, look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

No, it's not

Yes, it is

No, it's not

See this little red dot?

Yes?

That's for a sniper shot

There's no snipers here, and there's no police plot

(Snipers ready) do it now, take the shot

I'm a businessman, speaking with two friends

And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head

I don't know the guy who's dressed in leather

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

You shouldn't have said that

I think you've really upset him

What do you mean you don't know me?

I was the best man at your wedding

I'm a businessman, I'm not friends with snipers

Oh, yeah? (Oh yeah)

Ah! You shot me in the leg! (You shot him in the leg)

You shot me in my left leg! (You shot him in his left leg)

He's a businessman who's definitely not Batman

But now he's been shot in his left leg

How about now?

No, I still don't know you

Say my name!

I don't know your name!

Why don't you say his name?

He's gonna shoot you again

I told you, I don't know his na

Oh, he shot my other leg! (He shot his other leg)

He shot me in my right leg! (He shot him in the right leg)

He's a businessman getting shot in his legs

By his ex-best man, he's not Batman

Say my name

No, you've got a dumb name

Ugh, fine! Joe Chill

What?

That's his name, Joe Chill

Oh, that's, that's fine

Okay, that's a name, I suppose

That's a pretty dumb name

Ah! Joe Chill just shot me in the tits!

Ah! Chill, stop shooting my business associates!

I'm a bad guy, and if you couldn't tell

I also killed your parents in that drug cartel

Call for backup or we're all gonna die

Just admit that you're Batman and save our lives

Boys, I'd do anything to make the shooting stop

But I've told you before, I'm not Batman

B-b-b-b-business man (business)

B-b-b-b-business man (businessman)

B-b-b-b-business man (oh yeah)

I told you before, I do business only

B-b-b-b-business man, (with a b-b-b-briefcase)

B-b-b-b-business man, (and a b-b-b-ballpoint pen, ah)

He's definitely not Batman

B-b-b-b-business man

B-b-b-b-business man

[thoughtportal]

[fuzzyghost]

[fallbabylon]

A tengu is a creature from Japanese folklore, often depicted as a humanoid being with bird-like features, such as wings and a long, beak-like nose (later evolving into a distinctly human, long-nosed face). Tengu are associated with the mountains and forests, acting as both protective spirits and mischievous tricksters. Originally considered malevolent, they later came to be seen as guardians of sacred spaces, skilled warriors, and martial arts masters. Tengu are closely tied to Japanese Buddhism and Shinto, where they serve as both adversaries to and allies of monks and heroes. Their complex nature reflects themes of arrogance, wisdom, and the balance between chaos and order- Fukusaki, Japan

[kitsuna-mi]

Keyboard Kad ~

*play him off keyboard cat plays in the BG*

[fivepercentgodsandearths]

Support Serious Inquiry Only!

[feralxe]

Redraw this finals Screenshot from Nicos Nextbots on Roblox!! MIne is Business man, i got no clue who the other people are i just thought it looked cool, drawn with Krita :)