#Burnard | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lovelyteng · 4 months ago

Text

Mxls: Irritating Gags

[Starts to white void, there’s a rope. Music stops and cricket chirps until Roammer runs to a rope while panting.]

Roammer: Oh my goodness! I’m so late! We don’t have time for an intro! (Pulls a rope and drops Rainbow Cubits from above as it’s on him.) Here’s Cubits! (Screaming.) Let’s do this episode!

[Light flashing over screen, then fade to title card revealed is Irritating Gags.]

[Cut to Klinker Distract, Dribbal walks on the sidewalk side to side while he is going on a train of thought. Kamzo walks to him]

Kamzo: Dribbal, what are you doing here?

Dribbal: I'm in a train of thought about Series 6 going planning for the 81 Main Mixels Anniversary.

Kamzo: Train of thought? (Got an idea.) Hey! Hey, Dribbal! How do trains "hear"? Through their engin-ears! (Laughs while Dribbal smiles.) Get it? Ears! Oh my go--

[Suddenly, a train with carts coming in somewhere as it passes on Dribbal yelps and gets hit while Kamzo gets surprised.]

[Cut to Electroid Distract, Zaptor looks at his own phone while sitting in his chair. Pans right to Shuff holds Hamlogna Sandwich to give Zaptor.]

Shuff: Hey, Zaptor! Here’s Hamlogna Sandwich!

Zaptor: (takes Hamlogna Sandwich) Oh, thank you! That’s zzzzo nice!

Shuff: Oh, wait! Before you eat it, you’re not gonna like it. When you had an incident yesterday.

Zaptor: Huh?

[Footsteps sound appears until Boldurr runs and pops out to punch Zaptor with a big arm as Zaptor whimpers while flying away until he crashes offscreen. Shuff looks at Zaptor worried.]

[Cut to Gurggle walking on sidewalk until the feathers slowly fall on him which make him confused, he looks up as pans up to reveal was Slusho holds a bucket with legs and feels nervous.]

Slusho: Sorry, Gurggle! I’m just holding a million feathers to give to Know-It-All Duo for an experiment.

[Cut back to Gurggle while the feathers are still falling on him.]

Gurggle: Feathers? I mean, I guess, that shouldn’t be too bad, right? Because they’re-a pretty soft there. (The feathers are getting more and faster, uneasy.) A-okay, wow! That’s-a lot of feathers! (The feathers are getting more increase in amount and speed than before, agitated.) Oh, geez! Holy Mixel! That’s so many feathers! (Yelping in agitation.)

[Cut to black void, then spotlight turns on as Screeno appears on spotlight.]

Roammer: (offscreen) Hey, Screeno. How’s your stories?

Screeno: Hey, I’m…

[Turn on all lights to reveal from black void is the yellow background with Series 9 Patterns. Trashoz, Nindjas, Myke, and Camsta are behind Screeno, then they join him. Starts singing the song as they’re dancing while Roammer watches them.]

Screeno: (rapping) …Making the stories while the time keeps ticking

Sticking with a plan, hey, we’re straight up kicking

I think that you should listen to the news

Or you’re been hurt in your feelings

[Series 9 walks around Roammer as a form of circle as they continue dancing while Roammer is at center and feeling barely uneasy.]

Screeno: (continues rapping) That’s right, we’re a serious truth Mixels

Kick the bucket on you with our warnings

There’s no safety, my friend

Series 9: (rapping) Listen to the news or it’s the end!

[Series 9 doing pose when finish the song while Roammer been surprised and applause.]

[Cut to Snoof walking on the sidewalk until sits on a bench and sighs in relief. Jinky runs to Snoof, he’s wearing a lab coat and glasses while Snoof gets surprised.]

Snoof: (surprised) Jinky?! What are you doing here? And what are you wearing?

Jinky: No time to explain! You’re not sitting there, mate!

Snoof: What? What is it?

Jinky: Surprise airbag!

Snoof: Huh?

[Snoof flies away and crashes offscreen by a surprise airbag from a bench while Jinky looks at Snoof nervous and hisses in nervously.]

[Cut to Gurggle covers the feathers and holds a bucket of feathers while feeling distress and Slusho looks at Gurggle in guilt. They’re toward Know-It-All Duo’s Laboratory Base as they walk to the front doors.]

Gurggle: We’re here.

Slusho: You’re better not to be impatient to enter it, you’ll get hurt. We’re waiting for the Know-It-All Duo coming.

Gurggle: I know. (Humming, then starts impatient while groaning.) I can't take it anymore!

Slusho: Gurggle, no! If you entered their laboratory without them, you’re getting hurt!

Gurggle: I don’t care! (Kicks to break the doors, then runs into Know-It-All Duo’s Laboratory Base. Screams in pain.)

Slusho: Gurggle? (Flies into Know-It-All Duo’s Laboratory Base to see Gurggle in robot claws holding his arms and feet.) See, Gurggle? I tried to warn you about that!

[Robotic claws pulls Gurggle’s arms like tugs of war, Gurggle screaming in pain while Slusho watching him worried.]

Gurggle: What the? (Screams, uneasy.) Hey! Oh no! Ah! Stop pulling! Oh, please! No more pain! Ahh! It really hurt! (Whimpers in pain.) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh no!

[Cut to Snoof walking on sidewalk while feeling distress as Jinky walks with him, Snoof got hurt marks and was covered with the paints.]

Snoof: Why are you putting any surprise airbags everywhere?

Jinky: It wasn’t me. It’s Chilbo, he’s putting it anywhere.

Snoof: Why?

Jinky: I think he just wants fun on Dribbal. Also, he thinks it’s time for a surprise airbag!

Snoof: Wow! Also… Oohh! Not again! (Whimpers while small jumping.) Please! I hate surprise--

[Snoof flies away and crashes offscreen by a surprise airbag again from a tile of sidewalk while Jinky looks at Snoof nervous and shakes in nervousness to Snoof’s pain.]

[Cut to Globert looking at Phosphee on a whoopee cushion at the table. Niksput and Burnard walk to Globert.]

Niksput: Yo, Globert. What are you doing?

Globert: It’s Phosphee. I don’t know what he's doing when he’s on a whoopee cushion.

Phosphee: (jumping in glee) Oh, cool! I’m on a whoopee cushion! Oh, guys! You’re so funny! (Notice a whoopee cushion where nothing happens while jumping, then he stops.) Wait… Nothing’s happening.

Burnard: That’s because you don’t weigh enough to make it work. (Laughs.)

Phosphee: Aw, man. I did not need this.

[Cut to Dribbal walking on sidewalks while feeling distress as Kamzo walks with him, Dribbal got hurt marks, bandages on left arm, right side of his glasses is a little crack while Kamzo feels sad and worried.]

Dribbal: (painful) Thanks for this... (Sneezes and shoots a slime on Kamzo.)

Kamzo: Hey! What do you call a train that can't stop sneezing? Achoo-choo! (Laughs as Dribbal slightly smiles nervously.) Get it? Achoo-choo?

[A train with carts coming in somewhere again as it passes on Dribbal yelps and gets hit again while Kamzo gets surprised and shakes in nervousness to Dribbal’s pain.]

[Cut to Snoof speeding up with ice booters on sidewalk while feeling panic as Jinky runs to him, Snoof got hurt marks and was covered with the paints and party streamers until they made it to Mixopolis Park.]

Jinky: Hey, Snoof! It’s another surprise airbag in here!

Snoof: (whimpering) Where’s it gonna come from this time? (Little jumping while feeling nervous.) Oh, I don't like surprise airbags! (Nothing’s happening which made him stop jumping and speak out.) Okay! Well, nothing’s happening. So I think I should be--

[Snoof flies away and crashes offscreen by a surprise airbag third time from a tile of path while Jinky looks at Snoof worried.]

Jinky: (hisses) Ouch. (Holds up his phone to call.) Hello, Krog. You're NOT gonna like it for what happened to Snoof.

[Cut to the interior of Know-It-All Duo's Laboratory Base, Gurggle rubs his arms and hisses in pain.]

Gurggle: (weakly) Slusho? Did you find-a first-aid kit?

Slusho: No, it’s empty. (Gurggle sighs.) But I found a remote for an emergency!

[Slusho flies Gurggle as holds a remote with his mouth.]

Gurggle: Good!

Slusho: Can I press a button for an emergency of Cubit?

Gurggle: All right. Well, I’ll give you problems for creativity.

[Slusho presses a rainbow button with his tongue, then the ceiling open and Rainbow Cubits falling on Gurggle which making yelling in pain.]

Gurggle: Oh! These are more than I thought they wouldn’t!

[Gurggle continue yelling in pain while Slusho feeling worried as shakes his head and clicks his tongue nervously.]

[Cut to Jinky’s Laboratory, Snoof curling up into a ball and shaking in fear as he got more hurt marks and covered with the paints, party streamers, and wet toilet papers while Jinky looks at Snoof as he finally removes his lab coat and glasses.]

Jinky: Look, Dribbal and I know Chilbo was actually extroverted and socially. Because you and your brothers have different personalities inside and outside.

Snoof: (realized) Oh. I see that.

Jinky: You finally realized that. Also, you're not gonna like that.

Snoof: There’s a surprise airbag?

Jinky: No, even worse.

Snoof: (nervously) What is it?

Jinky: 100 surprise airbags!

Snoof: (shocked) Wait, what?! (Stands up and runs to the door.) Not 100--

[Snoof almost reaches the door, but a surprise airbag pops out from the tile of the floor to make Snoof launch into another one, then he is bouncing on surprise airbags around Jinky’s Laboratory while he whimpering. Jinky watches Snoof in horror, then Krog opens the door and looks at Jinky.]

Krog: Jinky, what’s wrong? (Jinky points at Snoof speechless which he turns around Jinky’s points at, then surprised.) Oh my goodness! That’s why you’re speechless about what happened while you’re calling me because this?

Jinky: (nods in concern) Yes, it is.

[Cut to the interior of Know-It-All Duo's Laboratory Base, Gurggle covered bandages on his arms and got hurt marks while he and Slusho put Rainbow Cubits on boxes.]

Slusho: I’m so sorry I hit you.

Gurggle: It’s okay, fratello. Know-It-All Duo has serious stuff for experiment. Especially our fratello, Dribbal.

Slusho: Yes, he is. (Steps on and accidentally press a red button on the remote.) Uh-oh!

[Robotic claws pop out from the ceiling, it grabs Gurggle, then turns him around upside-down, then it hits him in his head on the floor. Slusho looks at Gurggle nervously.]

Gurggle: (yelling in pain) What the heck?! (Continue yelling.) Oh, this is crazy! (Sobs.) Slusho, please! Stop hitting from robotic claws, Slusho! Please!

Slusho: Hang on! I am looking for a button to stop robotic claws!

Gurggle: (irritated) Just press that-a button already!

[Slusho becomes annoyed and presses a red button with his foot to stop the robotic claws from hitting Gurggle, then drops him and leaves. Gurggle dizziness and rubs his head.]

Gurggle: Thank you, Slusho. I know you can do it.

Slusho: (dryly) Yeah. Do something to make me laugh.

Gurggle: What? Slusho, what are you talking about? Are you okay? You're not very well.

Slusho: (shouting) DRIBBAL’S TRUMPET!

[Slusho presses a yellow-orange button and shows Dribbal's trumpet from the floor to blow away Gurggle as throw into the door to break. Gurggle stand up and covering Murped Mixel-Like Bugs which make him worried of it.]

Gurggle: No! Not the Murped Bugs with hallucinating sprays!

[One of Murped Bugs sprays on Gurggle’s face. Gurggle falls and lies on the floor, his eyes turn into glowing violet eyes while the background fades black.]

Glomp: (in hallucinate voice) Gurggle, you’re not the best member!

Glurt: (in hallucinate voice) Yeah!

Torts: (in hallucinate voice) You’re making us worse!

[Gurggle stands up and sees a hallucination version of Glomp, Glurt, Torts, Dribbal, and Slusho look at Gurggle ruthless and smiling evilly.]

Gurggle: (sobbing) What?! You guys? Why would you do this?! (Hallucination Glomp, Glurt, Torts, Dribbal, and Slusho laughing, he screaming.) No!

[Cut to interior of Mixopolis General Hospital as 415 Patient Room where Snoof feeling traumatized in hospital bed along Flurr, Slumbo, Lunk, and Krog look at Snoof comfort. Slusho files to 5 Main Frosticons.]

Slusho: Hi! (Look at Snoof.) Oh! What’s happened to him?

Flurr: Snoof got traumatized by a surprise airbag, it was put everywhere by Chilbo.

Slumbo: Jinky told us about that.

Lunk: Yeah.

Krog: Also, why are you here anyway?

Slusho: (points at left with his tail) That.

[5 Frosticons look at Slusho’s point at left. Pans left to Gurggle in a big glass box and wearing a straitjacket while laughing maniacally and still got glowing violet eyes. Background Medix Mixels watching Gurggle nervously.]

[Cut back to 5 Frosticons and Slusho. 5 Main Frosticons surprised while Slusho felt annoyed, then Main Medix walked to them while looking at Gurggle and then them.]

Tuth: He’s so crazy when thinking his family doesn't like him in hallucinations.

Skrubz: He’s got sprayed by a Murped Bug.

Surgeo: But don’t worry, he’ll wear off in 12 hours.

Slusho: (dryly) He’s so impatient as broke out of the Know-It-All Duo’s laboratory which made him worse.

Snoof: Woah… I think he deserves that.

Slusho: Yes, he is.

[Jinky runs and bursts out of 415 Patient Room which makes 8 Main Mixels surprised.]

Jinky: Guys! I have good news and bad news!

Krog: What is it, Jinky?

Jinky: Good news is I put out surprise airbags around Mixopolis.

Krog: Wow! That’s good to hear!

Slusho: And bad news?

Jinky: Bad news is… I can’t find one more surprise airbag. Chilbo told me one of them is difficult to place and difficult to find.

Snoof: Oh, that’s not good.

Krog: Hey, Snoof. (Holds up a white cushion to give Snoof.) Enjoy a comfy white cushion.

Snoof: Aw, thank you! (Take a white cushion.) That’s so sweet! Oh, it’s so soft! (Puts a white cushion behind him.) Oh, I’m gonna lie on this all day! I’m gonna call it “Kenny Fluff and Stuff”! Oh, I love you, Kenny!

Jinky: (begin moment to start realizing) Oh, wait! I think it's a surprise airbag!

[Snoof flies away and crashes the ceiling by a surprise airbag from behind him while 8 Main Mixels look at Snoof worried.]

Jinky: Okay, that’s the last one. I’ll go to Kamzo to hang out with Dribbal who got hit by a train while making a train joke. (Walks off.)

[Cut to Dribbal completely covering himself with bandages and his glasses little crack as slowly walks along Kamzo who feels cautious.]

Kamzo: You're not gonna get by a train again, are you? (Dribbal nods and hums.) Okay, here we go. Anybody who steals definitely has a locomotive! (Laughs as Dribbal laughs muffled.) Get it? Loco--

[Kamzo yells that Dribbal got hit again by train, but only by locomotive. He looks at parts with slime in horror.]

Dribbal: (offscreen, muffled) Kamzo? Are you okay?

Kamzo: Huh? (Turns around behind him to the real Dribbal who still covered bandages, but his legs, surprised.) What the?! How did you do?

Dribbal: I used an alike dummy to avoid me by a train. Anyways, thanks for helping you with humor and healing.

Kamzo: Okay...? You're welcome, Glorp Corp Know-It-All. (Walks away.)

[Dribbal walks and sighs relieved until he gets a hit when walks to the locomotive covered with slime.]

Dribbal: What the?! (Chilbo pops out the locomotive in smiles and wearing goggles.) Chilbo?! You're the one who is hitting me by a train?!

Chilbo: Yes, I am! This is gonna be fun!

Dribbal: Uh-oh!

[Dribbal running and screaming as Chilbo drives the locomotive while laughing.]

[Cut to Jinky and Kamzo watching Know-It-All Duo shocked.]

Jinky: See? I told you Chilbo was extroverted and enthusiastic after all!

Kamzo: Wow. You've got some voice of reason. (Laughs while Jinky is annoying.) Get it? Because your voice is the same as Dribbal, also Gurggle and Camillot.

Jinky: I know that. Also, there's one Background Mixel as far as I know. The ones with the same voice as me, Dribbal, Gurggle, and Camillot.

Kamzo: Who?

Jinky: Ranger Jinx.

Kamzo: Huh?

Jinky: He's the zookeeper of Mixopolis Zoo. Me, Dribbal, Gurggle and Camillot getting annoyed by him who is really enthusiastic for no reason.

Ranger Jinx: (offscreen) Did someone mention me?

[Jinky and Kamzo look at Ranger Jinx.]

Jinky: (surprised) Jinx?! What the heck are you doing here?!

Ranger Jinx: I watched Dribbal while he's in a train of thought, then I watched you, Jinky.

Jinky and Kamzo: WHAT?!

Ranger Jinx: (grabs Jinky's shoulders) Come to me, Jinky.

[Ranger Jinx pulls in to hug Jinky which makes Jinky whimper in pain while Kamzo chuckles.]

Kamzo: Jinky, looks like you're got jinxed! (Laughs while Jinky continues to whimper.) Get it? Ranger Jinx's on you.

Jinky: Dribbal is right. Some puns and jokes are sometimes safe and sometimes dangerous. (Ranger Jinx gets a little tighter while Jinky screams.) Ouch! That was enough, Jinx!

[Iris out on Jinky. THE END text appears on them as Roammer pop out to scrambles to HET DNE, then winks at audience.]

6 notes · View notes