#Burger Press

[sracha]

cowboy raven cringe compilation 🧨

[the-gene-mile]

SEASON 14 WILL BE REAL VERY FUCKING SOON

[tothebestofmyabilities]

@seemoreseymoursbay day 3! OC day

So in the episode 'Bad Tina' Zeke mentions that his dads girlfriend just had a baby, assuming that the dads gf he talks about in early seasons is Cheryl his step mom and that the father of that baby is Zekes dad we can also assume that Zeke has a very young half sibling. And I did go ahead and assume all those things so this is Zekes baby sister Cherish (Cherry for short).

Used the prompt wonder wharf

Im gonna talk some more about her under the cut bc im sure that will devolve into infodumping zeke lore/headcanons and i dont want anyone to get stuck scrolling past a wall of text

Interestingly she's the only oc i have that's part of a different piece of media rather than one of my own projects.

She's a spunky little toddler for sure she's always got tons of energy, she's extremely confident and fearless constantly running off when she sees something that excites her or to ask strangers questions. She has a big sweet tooth but also loves spicy foods, off the top of my head I don't think its been discussed in canon where Zeke is from originally but recently I've been thinking of him and his bio mom as being from louisiana (projection on my part my mom is from louisiana and bc I like Zeke as a chef and the food there is soo good) I love the idea that his mom taught him to cook the local dishes and that he makes them for Cherry. She dresses in a chaotic mix of her own love of bright, clashing rainbow colors and dingey hand-me-downs from Zekes childhood and from their other cousins. I definitely think Zeke has adhd and Cherry does as well.

I tend to draw her/think of her around age 2 1/2- 3 (so when zeke is 16ish) but in canon time she'd still be a newborn. I love the idea of Zeke with a young sibling he's portrayed in the show as being super caring, protective of and loyal to the people be cares about, and good with younger kids all of which read as big brother qualities to me and he's also mentioned wanting siblings hes closer too. (He mentioned having a 44 year old brother in Presto Tina-o but also has said his bio mom was pregnant with him at her prom which is probably just a continuity error with his throway lines but taken at face value makes his dad out to be a gross old creep which is my personal headcanon idk if there's anyone out there who are big fans of Zeke's dad and step mom but my headcanons do not paint them in a nice light so beware of that)

Based on pretty much everything Zeke has ever said about his family I get the impression that the adults in his life are pretty neglectful and irresponsible and definitely not super present (he rarely ever speaks about his dad I hc him having a job that keeps him away from the family most of the time probably something like trucking and Zeke has mentioned Cheryl being an alcoholic I also hc her as much younger than the dad maybe she's a bartender? I definitely see her having a nightlife kind of job also for reference picture her as a redhead with blue eyes and a lot of tattoos that's where cherry gets her eyes and freckles)

I believe with Cherry a lot of parenting responsibilities would be placed on Zeke and while i think he has qualities that are really well suited to that the parentification of an older sibling is not ok and would negatively impact him, I like the idea of him applying for a job at Bob's Burgers bc he needs a more stable way to provide financially than doing odd jobs around town and not only getting a job but also getting a support system and adults who care about him and his sister and their wellbeing. I think Bob would take Zeke under his wing and help him make himself and his education a priority (the belchers helping out with Cherry when they can so he can focus more on school and extra curriculars) and help him get into a culinary school after graduation. Linda would fall completely in love with her (we know how much she loves babies) and basically treat Cherry like she's her own grandbaby. They all babysit her when needed but Louise is her favorite babysitter and maybe person also she really looks up to Louise and likes to imitate her fashion style and the way she speaks, Louise would pretend that this annoys her but not so secretly finds it adorable.

Anyways clearly i could go on and on but ill just cut myself off there hope y'all like her!

[astronobeebzzbzz]

hey, hold this real quick. thanks.

[darknanigans]

more helmetless gabe as i jump back into my folk music obsession

despite asking discord i couldn't decide on whether to give him dasani water bottle eyes (ebove) or dead fish (below) eyes so have both

[incorrect-danmachi-quotes]

Hermes: You've come to the right person. Hestia: Uh, we didn't come to you at all. Bell: Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking... Hermes: There wasn't time for you guys to figure out you needed me. Fortunately, the walls are thin.

[loudlittleecho]

Too Late to Save Them: Frozen in Time Offshoots: Vlad

Set after this prompt

If Daniel hasn’t come back out, he can stay in the zone for all he cares. Vlad resigns as mayor. It doesn’t matter anymore. Goes back to his manor in Wisconsin. A month goes by, and he has a jolt of guilt and attempts to search the ghost zone for Danny. He’s made a lot of enemies, so he has no luck. Goes back home, tries to wash his hands of the whole ordeal. Shuts down the MADDIE program. 

Months go by. He’s lonely. He’s tried to go back to being a mind controlling villain, but it doesn’t really. . . do anything for him anymore. 

He wallows. 

Then;

It was The Nasty Burger that did this. Why are they still operating? 

He’s not going to shut them down the legal way, no. His frustration, his rage, his sorrow fuel him as he systematically destroys every and all Nasty Burger Restaurant. Messes with the lives of every stockholder and worker. Anyone involved with The Nasty Burger and it’s Nasty Sauce. 

It soothes him for a while, but. . . 

He’s so lonely. 

Where was Daniel? Had he really. . . 

Something in Vlad snaps. 

Maddie had DIED.

She was gone.

He was a scientist. He could bring her back. 

- - -

It isn’t working. He has some of Maddie’s DNA, but it. won’t. take! 

It’s incomplete. 

Fails.

He throws some of his own DNA in.

He works on it in a haze, a year going by with the outside world passing him. 

Failure. Failure. Failure.

He can’t stop his obsessive spiral. He needs this to succeed. Needs her back. 

Needs at least a PART of her back.

He stays in his ghost form; his human side needs to eat, needs to sleep.

His ghost side will need to rest, but it will wait.

This has to work. 

- - - 

The infant is alive, stable, floating in an artificial womb. 

All of the machines give the same output. 

The experiment is a success. 

He sits in a stupor.

Collapses. 

- - -

He checks on her often. This is their child. His and Maddie’s.

He begins researching how to care for a child. How to raise a child. 

A child.

A daughter.

- - - 

She’s ready. 

He gently removes her from the container.

She cries at the change of temperature.

He cleans and wraps her in a warm blanket.

- - -

Madeline is his whole world. Vlad has someone who loves him in return. 

The fractured part of Vlad’s being begins to heal. 

He is able to mourn Maddie’s passing, mourn the friends he had lost, and their children that he had been antagonistic with. 

He had been a fool.

But little Madeline was here, and he needed to do right by her. 

She gets sick at three months old; she’s not exactly a clone, but his halfa DNA gave her trouble. He had to make them both invisible and sit in the ghost zone so she could get better. 

He does a few tests. 

She’s not a halfa- she might get some of his powers, might not. Very unlikely. He would have to keep a close eye on her to make sure she was healthy and safe. 

No matter. He would do anything and everything to keep her safe. 

His daughter, his dear one, 

Madeline Masters

[theperrylleluniverse]

[the-gene-mile]

haiii sorry for being MIA for like a month here r a bunch of doodles bc i've genuinely had no time for anything else

[br1ghtestlight]

big bob was kinda crazy for not letting bob have toys in the restaurant/in general (??) as a kid bcuz Like. he was four years old. did you seriously expect him to work hard labour?? WHAT ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO LMAO i have my suspicions that big bob grew up in a restaurant himself under even stricter parents which might explain some of his parenting methods but still

[god-of-fandoms]

my bitchass writer’s block was just brutally murdered by my extreme boredom and now im frantically typing out dialogue for ch. 2 of Press B at a table in Burger King lets fucking go

(yes i have an essay that’s only half finished thats due tonight, idc. the only thing that matters rn is shitting these ideas out of my head and into my notes app before they dry up)

[girlbugboy]

oooo u want to send me money to get my gf and i some dinner sooo bad

[laceratedlamiaceae]

RIP Edward Teach you would've loved TV infomercials

[lokh]

ok. so 1) doing it on a sandwich press is scary and feels like a quick time event and 2) don't skimp on the honey

[shhhhhiminsidesaitamascloset]

When is bigtop burger gonna come out with a season 2? The world is ending yet there's no season 2 of bigtop burger

We need new characters too. Js.

[presidentofacrater]

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