#Buldak 2x

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The Canon Human Gijinkas of The Contestants (PT 1)

1.) Hyper Sprinkles

2.) Buldak 2x

3.) Matcha Mochi

Matcha is the shortest!

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⚠️ATTENTION⚠️

WHATEVER YOU DO

DO NOT

AND I MEAN

DO NOT

EAT BULDAK'S NOODLE TENTACLES

1.) She cannot function without them!

2.) She hates having her noodle tentacles eaten!

3.) The flavor of her noodle tentacles are EXTREMELY and I mean EXTREMELY Spicy!!

4.) She will cry!

That's all.

End of PSA.

~@royalstarstorm/Vanessa~

[royalstarstorm]

Buldak 2x is an noodle-pus shifter (object equivalent of an octopus shifter)

She has a mouth and is still capable of speaking even when she is in noodle-pus form, although her mouth is not visible in that form

She has a bossy and goody two shoes demeanor and behavior. She transforms into her noodle-pus form when she's crying or on command!

Her noodicles (The object equivalent of tentacles) are also her "hair" if you're wondering.

She can also use her noodicles as extra limbs in her normal form.

Shes a lesbian so don't ship her with any men plz...

That's all!

Animation by @nogudfreak (GO FOLLOW THEM PLZ)

[hwashitape]

buldak noodle challenge: who cries, who dies, who wins?

Sinners preferred ramyeon spice level tier list

Yi Sang: can eat up to Shin Ramyeon mild but dislikes the stuffiness in his nose. starts crying immediately

Heathcliff: tried 2x buldak once and died. could probably go up to Shin spicy but is too embarrassed now

Dante: <it's got a bit of a kick to it.> (will start blowing steam out of their clock if they eat anything spicier)

Faust: has already calculated the flavor of 2x buldak and does not need to try it. finds the notion of impeding your senses with overwhelming spice absurd and unnecessary.

Donqui: also starts blowing steam out of her ears when she eats spicy food so no one lets her have it

Outis: will eat 2x buldak when provoked and die

Meursault: he just likes this one

Sinclair: cries and sniffles a lot but swears it tastes good

Gregor: tried buldak with Rodya once and got insta-staggered

Charon: Vergil won't let her try 2x

Hong Lu: slurps the soup like it's iced tea

Ishmael: starts talking shit about how you need to work up a sweat and clear up your sinuses (sweating and flushed)

Vergil: it's like water to him

Ryoshu: visibly dying but euphoric

Rodya: makes anime girl eating noises

[kinglypup]

FUCK. GUYS OH MY GOD. MANY THINGS TO SAY. HOLY SHIT.

hung out with dogboy. went to his dorm after work. made out a lot. did some clothed grinding. all that is great and wonderful and feels so good hes so hot. BUT ALSO. he fucking came while we were grinding and making out and i was biting him. holy fuck hottest thing in the world oh my GOD.

[greenbirdtrash]

Soft cheese and sliced chili pepper is literally the best snack and i will die on that hill

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currently spraying ass in the bathroom at work rn and i know im gonna be in soooo much trouble when i get out cuz i left the desk unattended cuz my supervisor was taking TEN MINUTES to fill her water bottle somewhere. but genuinely i almost shat myself but i cant tell her that bc its impolite.

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『🥐』 "Woo-wee! Halle berry, them noodles weren't jokin', they really are two-times spicy! I gotta get some milk, pronto!"

[playingplayer2]

I'm very sorry but if you don't like spicy food we can't be friends almost everything I cook is spicy and giving homemade food is my love language

If you can't eat spicy food bc of, like, ibs or ibd then you're okay but you're on thin ice lmfao

[ugartecoco]

now the derby has my full attention yikes

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Contestant #15

Buldak 2x

(Human Name: Blossom Turpin)

She/They

20 years old

Lesbian

B2x expects every adult contestant to act their age. She is Canvas' best friend and right hand woman. She can transform into her noodles (her noodle form is basically the object version of an octopus form) on command or whatever she's crying or feeling any strong emotion. She can also control her noodle hair/tentacles.

Likes: Canvas (Best Friend/Role Model), maturity, her friends, her wife and daughter.

Dislikes: immature behavior, her noodle form.

Bonus Noodle Form

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Buldak 2x is the only contestant that celebrates Hanukkah, but she was born in France and moved to America when she was 8

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I had a dream where there was this new meme format where people would randomly rate posts on a scale of spicy, Ketchup to Buldak Hot Chicken Flavor 2x. And if a post sucked all the comments would be, “Your post is ketchup boy” and there would be ketchup bottles flooding the notes.

[patricia-taxxon]

how much spice clout do i get for eating a whole 2x spicy buldak instant noodle bowl

[tentenismybitch]

ok team gai-centric tenten headcanons now:

(handwaving canon cus idk if they even still have anbu after the war lmao but) she wants to be an ANBU and specifically requests it when kakashi becomes hokage - since kakashi is her sensei’s husband best friend, she incorrectly believes that he will grant her request. it’s because of this that the opposite happens: he explicitly DENIES her repeated requests and when she eventually confronts him about it, he’s like: well. me and gai care about you too much for me to fuck you up like that. here is a genin team that would benefit from your tutelage instead :)

tenten was neji's first real friend. but also. he used to piss her off BAD with all his fate and destiny talk, and for being an uptight clan-kid. she definitely used to pick fights with him in their academy days. he often won, but she discovered his blindspot because one time he turns his back on her and she throws a rock at him and it actually hits him. she's like "oh word? 👀 that vision's not quite 360 is it HYUGA?"

also. kinda pisses me off that neji is on a team with ROCK LEE and TENTEN, two of the canonically most pleasant, friendly and optimistic people in the konoha 11/12, and their sensei is fucking MAITO GAI, but it takes getting beat by naruto, some random jerkwad he just met, to change neji’s perspective on fate and make him less driven by his anger and hopelessness. i absolutely do not accept that, though i understand it had to happen because this is Naruto the Manga. IN MY MIND THO, naruto just echoes and drives home sentiments that neji’s LITERAL TEAM AND ONLY LOVED ONES have been drilling into him for the entire year that they have been on a team before he even met naruto, and also probably insisted on when they were still in the academy. bffr

RELATEDLY: sorry, but. for a while. tenten does not like hinata. she feels bad and guilty about it, but, well, two things. 1) (at least according to narutopedia) tenten allegedly hates weak people. based purely on what she hears from neji, she would probably categorize hinata as a weak person and 2) even if she didn’t, as neji’s literal only friend and someone who understands injustice, she would empathize with him and his hatred for the main house. in her child’s/teenage understanding of it all, she would find it perfectly reasonable that neji hates hinata, and in defense of her friend, would also not like her. she is never outright mean to hinata, because she’s not cruel! she just doesn’t try particularly hard to be her friend! hinata might not even notice it herself!! and she gets over it eventually!!

she also likes spicy food just not as spicy as gai and lee like it. her spice tolerance is like. she can eat buldak spicy ramen (original) but wouldn't touch 2x spicy, which gai and lee could eat regularly. neji cannot handle spicy food at all, bless his heart <3

this is going to be a hot take (its my headcanon tho so who cares) but. gai tries to teach them all how to open the gates. neji can't do it at all; tenten can only get as far as the 4th gate, the gate of pain

tenten is the first to kill someone and she is...not as upset about it as gai, lee, and neji thought she would be. in fact, her callousness about it scares gai a little bit and he has to give her a Talk about the Value of Human Life, even when it is an Enemy's Life.

also. see headcanon #1 on this list. when she requests to be anbu kakashi remembers this and is like "hm. this kid's got a latent bloodlust. maybe no anbu!"

because my kakagai goggles are always on: kakashi and gai try to be discreet about their relationship at first but tenten's very observant. whenever kakagai is acting a little too weird for her she's like "just make out already DAMN!"

speaking of kakashi, after naruto leaves, since tsunade has taken over sakura's training, he hangs out with team gai during their training sessions (that's their Stepdad ok)

ok. i'm disregarding the filler that explains how everyone became a chunin for this one:

after losing to temari so quickly and brutally, tenten OBSESSES over proving herself in this specific way. chunin exams are apparently held twice a year, so they register again–lee and neji are lowkey not ready after both getting major surgeries just a few months before, but they see how important it is to her so they register anyway and both end up getting knocked out in their final matches. that's right baby: tenten becomes a chunin first! lee and neji follow in the next exams six months later

speaking of disregarding canon: instead of gai holding them back a year, i hc that when it was time to register for the chunin exams when they were more newly a team, tenten opts not to register because she thinks they are not cohesive enough as a team (cus neji and lee are always getting into it.) neji and lee are very mad at her for this but she's actually right

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The Return

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Y/n busied herself with filing her nails as she sat on her couch, while Nightwing takes this time to get an assess of her condo.

“I told you they didn’t do anything. Albeit, they did put their nasty shoes on my recliner.” Y/n says to the walking hero. He’s been using a tool to scan the living room for the past thirty minutes and Y/n looks over her filed nails.

“Yes but they could have left behind some kind of fiber behind.” She rolls her eyes at him.

“Dick, I just told you that they were wearing a metal suit, nothing would have been left behind anyway. You don’t listen.” Y/n sighs.

“Okay, fine,” Dick puts his gadget back in his utility belt turning to the woman before him.

“What did this person look like?”

“They literally looked like a militaristic version of Batman, right down to the pointy ears and Arkham insignia on their chest. Glowing blue eyes on their visor and their voice was distorted.” Y/n lists off as she leans back into her cushions.

“And you haven’t noticed anything missing since their appearance?”

Y/n thought for a moment then shrugs.

“I’m missing a manga but, I’m pretty sure that it’s in my room somewhere but no other than that nothing else has been missing.”

“Did you recently lose it?” Dick asks.

“Well, I didn’t notice that it was gone until I brought out my box.” She explains.

“Box?”

“That’s classified information, sorry. It’s personal.” She says, her tone saddened.

Dick sees her attitude change and nods in understanding.

“Alright, I got you. I’ll go and figure out what kind of bombs that we’ll be dealing with. If you want I can take you to your parent’s house.” He offers.

“No thank you, I can drive there.”

“You sure? Maybe it’s better to evacuate now. Gotham is about to go under lockdown, this time it sounds much serious than what happened two years ago.” Dick says.

Y/n nods and she brings Dick into a hug.

“Thanks for coming over, but I’ll be okay. You go deal with those bombs and be a hero. Still need to live in this hell we call a city somehow.” She chuckles and Dick smiles placing a hand on her shoulder.

“Get to safety and if you need to, go to the manor.” Y/n grimaces but nods.

Dick leaves out of her condo and Y/n closed her balcony doors, sighing tiredly.

Walking over to her coffee table where her memory box still sat, she rummaged through the filled cardboard box and frowns in confusion.

“I swear that manga was in here. I always put all of my stuff back in this box, was I too careless or something?” She mutters and groans when her second look doesn’t result in finding her book.

Picking it up, she walks into her room and places it back in her closet where it belongs. Rubbing the back of her neck in thought, Y/n takes out her duffle bag and places it on her bed.

She knew that there were plenty of clothes at her parent’s house but, she just couldn’t remember if the one’s she had over there were what she needed for the current weather.

After stacking a week’s worth of clothes and both her bathing and face care essentials, Y/n zips it up and places her duffle bag by the door.

She picks up her phone from the coffee table and calls her father. He answers it on the second ring.

“Hey Dad.”

“Y/n, are you going to evacuate? I think it’s best if you come to the rental property with your mother and I. I even bought those bowl of noodles that you like so much.” He says and Y/n smiles.

“Buldak? 2x?” She asks.

“Of course, you and your mother have such high tolerance of spice.” Y/n laughs at her father’s response.

“Alright, I was going to head out in a few, just needed to get some things.” She walks back into her room and puts her phone on her bed to continue her conversation. Y/n takes out a pair of leggings and a graphic tee to change into.

She picks up her phone and sets it on her shoulder for her chin to hold as she puts on her socks.

“I’ll send someone to pick you up.” Her father suggests.

“Dad, no. I don’t want to inconvenience someone else’s safety for mine. I’ll drive there, it’s just thirty minutes.”

“A lot can happen in thirty minutes, Y/n. God forbid something happens to you.” Her father says exasperated.

“I won’t get hurt Daddy, I promise. I’m about to walk out the house now.” Y/n walks back out to stand in front of her door and puts on her shoes.

She then picks up her duffle bag, adjusting the strap to fit on her shoulder.

“Please don’t stay there too long Y/n. I worry for you.” He says.

Y/n picks up her keys and opens her front door. Walking out awkwardly with her bag on her shoulder, Y/n closes the door behind her and locks it.

Y/n makes her way to her car and opens the trunk, throwing her bag inside and closing it.

Getting into her car, Y/n inserts her key into the ignition and turns it to hear the engine come to life. She placed her phone in the phone holder sitting on the dashboard.

Before she pulled away from the curve, Y/n calls her Dad back and begins her drive to the bridge leading to Blüdhaven.

“I’m on my way to the bridge Dad, I’ll see you in thirty.” Y/n says.

“Alright, please be careful babydoll. It’s beginning to rain as well.” He says and as soon as he said that, rain drops hit her windshield.

Y/n turns on her wipers and makes a right to get on the highway. As the rain poured down even harder, Y/n had to slow her car down to avoid hydroplaning.

“Hey Dad, I’ll call you once I’m on the bridge.”

“Okay, your mother and I love you, Y/n.”

“Love you too babydoll.” The phone disconnects and Y/n squints her eyes to have a better vision of the road in front of her.

“Hate this fucking city.” Y/n says slowing her car down even more.

Driving down the familiar roads that leads to downtown, Y/n sees the roads held up with traffic and pedestrians trying to make their way through the city to the buses that would take them out of Gotham.

Sighing in frustration, Y/n looks around the area to see if there was another way that she could go, she knew that if she stayed in this traffic she wouldn’t get to her parent’s for hours.

However, luck wasn’t on her side either, the only chance she had to get into another lane was blocked off and Y/n had no choice but to stay in the lane she was stuck in.

Quickly texting her father the predicament she was in, he quickly replied saying that she should be careful and call him when she was close.

In a far off direction, eyes watched her car carefully and presses a button on their wrist.

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