#Bruh Man

[darkrootmushies]

Lazy pizza guy……

[ropes3amthoughts]

What you staring at 💀 what he making that pretty ass face for

Bro’s raising his hand to speak 💀 bro thinks he in school 💀 (which he shouldn’t even think bc his ass was homeschooled) dork ass I’ll kiss him

Bro likes tomatoes as his favorite food 💀 that ain’t even a meal bruh that’s an ingredient 💀 ingredient lover 💀 malnourished ass 💀 fake food fan 💀 eat some proper meals bruh 💀 bro’s gonna eat tomatoes straight up like an apple and be like “yummy” 💀 I’d take him out to dinner

Bro’s special interests are people and politics 💀silly ass he’s so excited and cute 💀 what’s he being cute for 💀 cute ass 💀 what’s he got a gorgeous smile for 💀 bro’s having fun and enjoying himself how lovely I hope he has many good days and learns to love himself like with all that idolizing he does of other people he really doesn’t thhnkot himself and maybe he jus like hates himself yo what if that has to do with him lke thjnkjnh he’s like a monster in that one part like he hates monsters and he sees himself like that I mean I guess that’s not really profound idk what I’m sayin I’m kinda tired and k think mh phone is too it’s getting warm

He’s such a mess lmao like bro just drank some unknown quantity of glasses of alcohol and took his clothes off (unclear which one he did first) and passed out in his bed seemingly backwards what are you doing silly ass 💀 drinking to help with his insomnia smh silly Kabru you’re gonna die young that is not good for you 💀 unhealthy ass 💀 gorgeous ass man 💀 I want to study him under a microscope except I’m really bad at using microscopes in middle school they made me do this before you go into the lab test and I passed it so good but when I got to the lab and started using the microscope i could not see shit like I kept turning them knobs n stuff did not work lnao all blurry so if I was like “bro you an interesting critter I’m gonna study you under a microscope” what would happen is I would just go “hmmm hm hmmmmm” all inquisitively and just look at blurry ness for a few seconds then be like “I can’t see shit lol that was a busy wanna make out@ then I would kiss him on his face and I would play with his pretty hair

This could b me. I know how to touch boobs and one time when I was like 10 I watched a YouTube video on how to transform into a werewolf and I genuinely believe it was real and I started walking around my house on alll fours and barking and trying to feel my connection to the mooon and when my dad came home he got really mad ya me and he started yelling at me also I have a sister this could literally be me like that could be me I could be feeling Kabru bobs more like Kabroobies lmao I would lick him like a popsicle like his skin like a cat and I would draw little animals on his arms in different colored marker and all the animals say I love you hearttttt and they are all happy animals and I would tell him is ok if he wants to wash them off because they’re stupid little marker animals and it’s ok if he doesn’t like them

Fun fact I first saw this picture of Kabru like ten minutes before I went to go golfing with m dad and my grandpa and our neighbor Bill or something and so I had no time to process it and so every time during golfing which was like three hours or so btw I would keep thinking of him like this and also this was before k realized I thought he was handsome I was like he’s a cool character. But he’s not like hot lol but then I see this picture minutes before golfing and my heart gets pounding and I feel like I’m choking and suddenly it dawns on me he’s the most beustfil man I’ve ever seen in mh life meow but then I immediately had to go golfing and like ever time I blinked I would see his gorgeous face and I was like “wow man I’m hay” but I couldn’t do anything about it or like tell anybody because I was busy absolutely fucking up my short game lmal Nd itz kujs ahdn fbe chata teds are locked jn a room tkvwtehr kr somwrbinf ow my fingwr hhrt they just sgafted crampimg but anhways tehy realize they lkkr each other n stff yeah j tealkzed i liked him when i was out golfing as soon i vake baxk from glfijg j tbnk j went kn a cfazu tsnt to mh flose frkends and stuff yeab anhways he looks vrewg gorgeous meow melw man

He’s sooooo cute bruh that tuff of hair that sticks out from behin this ear makes me crazy what the fucj why do you look like that I love you 😭 it’s 1am rn and I love him I can’t sleep I’m comipoling a handful of my little pictures of him to tumblr because he’s making me crazy oh Man U love him him I want to hold his face in mh hands I want uh kiss him I want uhhhh man he is gorgeous and I like his personality he s like assionage he really into his goals he’s like a do whatever it takes guy but like he has limits and stuff he’s not like crazy nuts but he’s driven and accomplished and he’s a cute little charmer he so handsome wow!! And he’s so smart and he’s a quick thinker very smart good at improv and he’s a good leader and he cares about people what a cool guy and I love his nice smile awwwwwwwww man he’s hot meowza k can never be normal about him I don’t feelnormal so about him ever man I’m so sleepy bruh I don’t even remember a single word I just toed snit if I said”I alone Kabru “ somewhere than k agree with myself because yeah I love him and that’s yeah awesome guy him great splendid incredible enamoring effiseneg 100 stars out of 2 or just 50 because that’s fractions wait I can do 100 stars out if 1 stars and get 100 stars or I could just move the decimal pace and I could get even more stars yeah babgygirkl are you the space because stars are you the dirt b cause I would give you flowers z are you mini cooking videos that go “yummy!” And have old Macdonald playing the background because I can’t take my eyes off you are you beautiful because yes you are I am going to bed goodnight to Kabru and the orhwr peippe too i guess njy mksyly Kabru i hope everhd rike he sleleehe sleep well full 9 hoirs well resyed Miss Ryoko Kui please Kabru sleepinh good plewse also comic where he has good day please I wish the best for him

[divinesolas]

i have to sit through multiple alicole sex scenes but all the bonding between jacaerys and cregan is cut? not even a single scene outside of the wall? ok.

[cafecxonmilk]

Spider-Light AU 💙🕷⭐️

[floofle-universe]

Joyxiety or something

[moonyflesh]

((did anyone notice that when he allows a single tear, it’s ALWAYS from his right eye? i just found that interesting))

[❤️‍🩹]

Oscar Isaac characters crying.

[greatdayradio]

DJ Mikey D & "Bruh Man" Reginald Ballard

Today is "Bruh Man" Reginald Ballard's birthday! Had the opportunity to hang out and him in Germany. Before that we hung out in the set of the Martin Lawrence show back in the 90's. At that time I was in line to get a gig as part of the production crew fo

Today is “Bruh Man” Reginald Ballard’s birthday! Had the opportunity to hang out and him in Germany. Before that we hung out in the set of the Martin Lawrence show back in the 90’s. At that time I was in line to get a gig as part of the production crew for the Wayne Brothers. Time sure does fly…Happy Birth day Bruh Man!

[huaixgyi]

first devil hunter and control

[happy74827]

“I watch movies for the plot”

The ✨plot✨:

[kisslatr]

new gender just dropped

[bruh-anator3000]

As much as Miguel loved to absolutely destroy you, loved how you cried beneath him and begged for mercy from the treatment you asked of him - there was something he loved even more.

He was obsessed with taking care of you after such rough nights.

Admittedly, he wasn't very good at it when you first met. He ran the next morning like the house was on fire the first night you two shared. But you gave him something wonderful, you reminded him there didn't have to be fear when it came to caring.

And now, well, he couldn't stop caring for you. Cleaning up the sweat from your skin with a damp rag and gentle touch. Cleaning off your tears and spit, kissing up every part of you as he wiped you down. His large hands warm and supportive as he helps you sit up just enough so he can lift a glass of water to your swollen and probably numb lips.

Miguel doesn't stop there, how can he? You've given him such a beautiful night, trusting him with your body and your pleasure, he owes it to you to thank you.

Next, he's rubbing some soothing balm over your legs, your arms, and anywhere he's bitten. He'll get up after kissing your forehead and promising you he'll be right back. He returns not a moment later with your favorite pajamas, helping you into them by lifting each limb with care.

He preferred to sleep with pure skin contact, but he knew how cold you got at night.

Even if you're back to yourself, Miguel doesn't quit. He's got a brush through your hair now, keeping it out of your face. And you can't help but laugh when he asks if you need him to do your skin care.

He's just so. obsessed. with you. He can't help it. Seeing you so happy is better than anything he could ever ask for. Knowing he could break you down and build you back up, your trust is within him completely. How lucky he was to have you all to himself.

His hands are all over you. Rubbing your back as he holds you close to his chest. Kissing your face delicately as he murmurs how much he loves you. Holding you close all night long.

Then leaving you to wake up alone, soft music you can hear him mumbling along to drifting in from the kitchen as the smell of your favorite breakfast wafts in.

He just loves taking care of you.

[samijey]

jey uso stays being the #1 samijey shipper

[jay-wasstuff]

His ass did NOT like Gwimbly 💀

[siyelius]

boy you better not be belobog’s indestructible shield

my unyielding ass:

[pocketwei]

05.09.23 ⚔️

[moonyflesh]

LOGAN HOWLETT - X-Men/MCU