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[royalarchivist]

Every time I see someone cite one of my clips when telling people about a particular charater, analyzing a specific interaction, or making lore predictions, it always warms my heart.

[barbieb0y]

okay. i finished the 2.0/floor it! to the golden city event story. thoughts/ramble under the cut bc spoilers

i feel like. the plot is kinda all over the place ?? it starts off with this legers dude wanting to meet with j for "a slice of that new age market pie" which means .... what exactly? am i just dumb?? i still dont get what he wanted from j that has to do with the new age market and/or manus vindicslay. i'd appreciate it if someone can explain to my dumbass. but then, understandably so, the j gang sees legers and his cronies as a threat to haight street. and then it leads to ... j wanting to visit his sister paulina/polly at the foundation

i feel like there couldve been a better lead-up to this other than "man we shouldve left like polly did but now we gotta deal with some baddies". like idk it feels abrupt to just cut to them visiting the foundation. but then theyre like oh polly couldnt have died bc her hand doesnt match this old pic we have of her and it's kinda silly and they raise a commotion and bla bla bla the foundation chases after them bc of it (i find it funny how thats how they get the foundation in on the bigger problem thats brewing underneath everything). matilda is tasked with catching the men and then through matilda's diviner skills, they confirm that polly's dead. manus vindicslay comes to stir shit up again so matilda's like okay fine i'll help you guys

fast forward they stumble upon the underground market blah blah blah mercuria is evil ⁉️ except i actually. dont understand what her role is here. like at first i thought that might be the point of her character bc she never stays in one place so she never stays in one role but idk. for someone who seems to be so important in this event, her motivations are unclear. but anyway

i dont understand the whole "oh we planned this all along" think they pulled either like??? what. did they plan exactly? the ambush and j faking a death and working alongside legers?? none of this was explained properly right??? or am i dumb???? ngl when i was playing through that scene i was like "are they expecting the audience to be smart enough to piece everything together?" my mind started to wonder like if they pulled a persona 5 and have a whole scene explaining their plan, would that be underestimating their audience? MAN IDK BUT THEY DIDNT SAY SHIT ABOUT THIS PLAN UNTIL THAT SCENE PLAYED. i definitely related to matilda in that moment 😭😭😭

but anyway what i liked and not-confusing about this event is the characterization of the characters (aside from mercuria). everyone feels consistent, from j all the way to eternity. im glad the quality of the character writing is still intact at least, for the most part

the character dynamics are also quite well-written, especially between j and polly. it's as heart-wrenching as i expected it to be. thinking about it actively gives me emotional damage. the fact that it took me more than a dozen chapters for me to realize that j sees polly in matilda. seeing his friendships is also heartwarming and it showcases j's personality quite well. his dynamic with pioneer is also cute. theres always something funny coming out of their dialogue when they interact

the setting is an interesting choice, it's enlightening to see how it impacts the worldview of the characters and their motivations. the poverty, disease, crime, and neglect of it all. the new age market is intriguing is a nice choice to get a lot of people of different backgrounds and stuff to gather in one place. not much to say beyond that

tldr: i dont know what the hell happened story-wise but it Happened but i truly love all the characters in it and how they interact with each other and their environment. this event story brought me Massive Pain™️, especially when paulina is on screen

not my fave event (which may be surprising bc j is in this event, i know), rayashki takes the cake for that, but i would be lying if i said i dislike this event. in fact, it's made me want to cry a few times. if it wasnt for the confusing pacing, i wouldve been more moved

[atla-confessions]

Hi, it's the Rozin anon. Crawled out from my w40k obsession back into my ATLA phase because of Roku's novel. I love that little twerp, what can I say to justify myself? (Sozin too, mwah *throws him into a blender*)

Came here to complain again. Shocker, I know. And I think I figured out why so little people actually took Rozin seriously and haven't reduced into a fandom joke, like 90% of the fandom did. It's because ATLA fans don't see Roku (and Sozin) as characters of their own too. They don't take them seriously and even had shown their clear dislike for the characters. It's understandable in Sozin's case. A bad guy, an imperialist, a traitor, a closeted bigot. But I, to this day, had never understood the hate surrounding Roku.

Seriously, what did this guy do? Left Sozin alone after threatening him? Killing Sozin would've brought disastrous consequences, because he is a fire lord who, presumably, has already earned nation's loyalty to him. Killing him would've caused so much pain in the ass to the future avatars as well. Besides, this is literally exactly what everyone's beloved Kyoshi did with her fire lord problem. "But Chin the-!" She literally didn't do anything until he came to her land. How many people had Chin's army killed before she stepped in? How many villages and towns had he pillaged before she stepped in? I know the avatar is a human and literally can't be an omnipresent beacon of justice, stopping evil no matter where it is, but... Come on, girl! Also, I don't care what you say, but, that's not murder. I played Ace Attorney, I can prove Kyoshi's innocence whatever she likes it/agrees with me or not.

The volcano death? Volcanoes are fucking terrifying, man! The Yellowstone Volcanoes used to give me NIGHTMARES when I was a kid. Often times, the lava is not even the worst part. The ash fall, which would lead to food shortage and therefore massive famine, the lava coming into contact with water producing toxic gases, the area being a hell on Earth in the foreseeable future, the earthquakes, the tsunamis! And Roku had to keep track of ALL OF THOSE THINGS AT THE SAME TIME. Even if people were already on the boats, they could still had been hit by a massive wave generated by another eruption. "But Aang-!" His volcano was on land and a bit smaller. Also he had to deal with only one. Roku had to deal with two at same time, that were in the close proximity with each other, all on the same small island. No wonder Sozin came to help.

And, okay. All of the points I mentioned had already been brought up by other people when defending Roku. But, now we finally have the Roku centric novels! Yay! Finally, Roku fans won't have to read dumb shit being said about their favorite charact-

Aaaaaand people are now freaking out over the leaks! I'm not going to spoil anything here, but just... Guys... Can we PLEASE not gatekeep fucking BENDING??? Your fave won't die or become irrelevant just because another character can do what they can. Maybe focus on something actually unique and important of theirs, like, idk, their personality??? Their relationship with other characters??? How pretty/sexy they are??

Anyway, I'm pissed off and now I'll go and draw young Roku in a cow print bikini. Femboy Roku agenda, idc anymore, I'm anon, what are you gonna do to me?

X

[attic-club-sandwich]

Summary: MC wakes one night to a familiar problem. Someone else is also awake at that hour and he comes to comfort them. A short drabble about MC getting their period for the first time since regaining their human form in the Devildom

Leviathan x afab!MC

CW: MC has a vagina and menstruates. Period content.

Part 1: Mammon

Part 2: Lucifer

Feel free to request who you want to see next!

This one is probs my fave so far eeee

Only Human

Being stuck as a sheep in the Devildom was hard, but you were beginning to think that being a human in the Devildom was even harder. Since you regained your human form, your body had started to go back to its normal functions, which included your first monthly cycle since being human in the Devildom.  

Your sleep was interrupted all night long due to the dull ache of cramps in your lower abdomen…unfortunately you knew that ache well. Your period had started in the middle of the night, and you had completely forgotten to get any sort of products for it. Not that you even knew how to go about asking any of the demon brothers. You reach over to your bedside table to check your phone. Squinting, you could make out that it read 3 a.m. Of course. You sigh, kicking the covers off of yourself and head to the bathroom.  As you sit on the toilet contemplating your next move, your phone buzzes. Who would be up at this hour? You thought as you reached for your phone once again. You had a text message from him.

“Hey, MC are you up? I can’t sleep. Wanna watch some anime with me?” “I can bring some DVDs to your room”

“Come on, don’t be a normie and be asleep already!”

Levi may be the admiral of hell’s navy, but he was the king of double texting. You smiled softly as you stared at the screen and began typing out your response to the Third Born. 

“Hi Levi I’m awake no need to call me a normie, I'm offended.”

“Also, that sounds wonderful but I’m feeling pretty sick right now.”

You hit send and immediately the “read” notification appeared underneath your messages. It usually doesn’t take Levi very long to answer. A few seconds go by and you receive another message.

“Whaaat? I’ll be there right away! Hang on!” “I’m still bringing the DVDs tho”

You giggle and make your way out of your bathroom to sit on the bed. Your thoughts are racing at how you’ll explain the situation to Levi. Surely as a shut-in otaku he has no idea what a period is, does he? You put your face in your hands and sigh. This won’t be easy to explain. A knock on your door brings you back to reality and you jump up quickly. “C-Coming!” You make your way over to the door and open it just a crack to see Levi standing in his pajamas with his arms full of various DVDs and manga volumes. 

“H-Hi, um, so I couldn’t decide what I wanted to bring so I brought some options for us.”

You giggled and opened your door for him. “Come in, please before you drop all of those.” Levi graciously accepted your offer and entered your room. He set his collection down on your bed and began to file through it. “Okay so I brought the new Ruri-chan movie, since you haven’t seen it yet. Then I brought the manga volume that it’s based off of so we can read it together and get you caught up on what they didn’t include in the movie! Oh, also-” You laugh and interrupt his tangent. As much as you adored him rambling on about his passions, you really needed his assistance. “Levi, thank you so much, But what I really need right now isn’t exactly manga related…”

Levi’s excitement immediately ceased and his face dropped. “O-Oh god i’m so dumb, you said you weren’t feeling good! I’m so sorry, MC I just got so excited and-” You smiled and gently took his hand in yours. “No, Levi it’s okay. I um, well…I got my period and I really need some supplies for it and maybe some pain killers…I was a sheep for the first part of my stay here so I didn’t exactly have to worry about it…but now…” You trailed off, stealing a glance at the demon sitting next to you. You were expecting a blank stare from the boy who claims to be “shut in”, but to your surprise, Levi’s face was flushed and his amber eyes wide. “O-Oh…I-I um, don’t really know too much about that kind of thing but…w-well i mean i get the gist of it but um…” he stammered as he grabbed his laptop from his seat next to him on your bed. “...But I brought my laptop! Please use my Akuzon account and get anything you need!” He opened it up and brought up the Akuzon homepage and gently placed it in your lap. “Here! Make sure you hit express shipping…the Little D’s will deliver within hours. Please don’t worry about um, paying me back or anything. Really, it’s okay.” You blinked, your eyes threatening to spill tears. “L-Levi, thank you so much…” Levi smiled and put an arm around you, bringing you into an awkward hug. “D-Don’t mention it! I may not understand entirely what’s going on, but I really want to help…” You accepted his hug and allowed yourself to lean into him. With his arm still around you, you began to type your search into the Akuzon search bar. You let out a chuckle as you felt his face nuzzle into your hair.

“Oh, nice pajamas, by the way.” you smirked. 

Levi glanced down at the shirt he forgot he was wearing, which had a very large image of Ruri-chan blowing a kiss printed onto the front. “S-Shut up!” the demon stuttered, burying his red face further into your hair. “For that, I’m making you watch the new Ruri-chan movie as soon as you’re done!”

[littlepadika]

Hi!! Can I please request 💕Din, 🔥enemies to lovers, 💅dom!reader ??? Thank you!!☺️☺️☺️

OOOH I love dom!reader with Din mwahahaha this one is hot and takes a nosedive into soft. Your fave @axshadows?

500 follower celebration

Warnings: Male receiving oral, Dom reader

Din despised you. Whenever he'd be close to catching a bounty you would swoop in and finish the job yourself, stealing his thunder. You didn't do any work yourself. Din tried everything to shake you from his trail. He tried to lay a trap, he tried to split the reward, he even tried to kill you once. Nothing worked. You always slipped through his grasp.

Your conflict was coming to a head as Karga was tired of the constant bickering.

"Work it out you two or no pucks."

"Find someone else to steal from." Din glared up at you from his seat.

"But I like annoying you, Mando." You smirked. "Fine..." You groaned dramatically. "How about a deal? We both go after the same bounty. If you get him first then I'll leave you alone."

"You'll just come and steal it at the last second like you always do." Din shook his head.

"I'll play fair. I'll even give you a head start."

"I don't need a head start." Din leaned forward menacingly only you weren't scared at all. In fact you smiled.

"Let me finish." You held up your hands. "If you win, I leave you alone. If I win, things proceed as usual and you can't complain. Do we have a deal?"

"If I win, you should give me all the credits you stole from me."

"No way. Finders keepers."

Din grit his teeth under his helmet. Your little grin made something inside him ball up tight and sometimes he just wanted to throw you over his lap and-and- he didn't let himself think those things right now.

"I want a better deal." He folded his arms.

"You're not exactly in a position to negotiate. I'm perfectly happy with our current arrangement."

You loved playing with Mando, making him stutter and sigh. It started off as a power trip, making a Mandalorian putty in your hands. He tried to kill you once but he hesitated at the last moment. You realized his hatred for you wasn't pure, it was tangled with need. You knew he would miss you if you just left him by himself and you sure as hell would miss him too.

"How about..." You saunter over to him, perching yourself on the table in front of him. You saw him stiffen immediately, clenching his hands into fists on the seat below. "If you win... you can do whatever you want to me. You could try and kill me again, but something tells me that's not what you really want." You watched as the visor of his helmet turned towards you. You felt your heart pound faster knowing you had him in your grasp. "See... you could shut me up with a bullet in my skull or with your cock in my mouth. Decisions decisions, Mando."

With you left him dumbstruck at the table.

"Karga- We've reached a deal. One puck and we'll make it a race."

"One puck huh?"

"And don't make it an easy one." You hold your hand out. Karga rolls his eyes shoving two pucks into your hands.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was a close one. Both of you were at the same cantina spying on the target. You happened to have more natural assests that drew the targets attention. What an idiot, you smirked ready to drop the sedative into his glass. What you didn't expect was for Din to blast the idiot to hell from across the cantina.

"I win." Din cheered, strolling up to pull the lifeless body off the counter.

"We said bring him in warm!" You glared at Mando.

"We never agreed on that."

"Didn't we?" You frowned.

Mando shook his head. He lugged the body over his shoulder with ease. "Come on, let's get out of here before the imps are on us."

Outside on the street it hit you that Mando won the bet technically. This would maybe be the last time you saw him if what he asked as reward was for you to leave him forever. The warmth in the pit of your stomach hoped that he'd ask for something different.

"You won, Mando." You stopped at the end of the street. He turned, the bounty still on his shoulder. "My ship is that way. Shall I take off never to return?"

The breeze made his cape flutter, but otherwise he was a statue. Conversely it made you squirm where you stood, tugging at your shirt which now felt too tight for some reason.

"No." He said quietly, so quiet you almost missed it.

"Then what do you want?"

"Will you let me put the bounty away before we talk?"

"Fine." You shrugged nonchalantly though you were still nervous. "Lead on."

You had never been on Mando's ship before. It was dirty and breaking down but it softened him. Gave him some personality. He was less intimidating. The clutter and dusty knick knacks made him so human.

"So..." You place your hands on your hips trying to project confidence though you were becoming more and more anxious. "What'll it be, Mando?" Was this the end?

Din was freaking out. He stood on a shaky pedestal he had built to stand up to you. He had only pretended to be arrogant and capable. He played into his appeal towards you but now the game had ended. He was proud of his abilities to catch bounties, track targets, to kill, but his confidence ended there. He had no skills when it came to sex let alone with pretty women like you. You expected so much from him from the way you teased and talked crudely. Din knew he’d never live up to that. He didn’t even know where to start. His desire was bottled up in him with no clear outlet. Just a general direction towards you.

"Mando?" Your gaze softened a little. You realized perhaps he wasn’t going to send you away. You almost smiled as he rocked on his heels. The nervous tick was strangely endearing.

"I'm not going to kill you. I want-" Din struggled to find the words. "What you said in the cantina. You said I could silence you..."

You furrowed your brow in confusion. What did you say? You couldn’t remember-

"When you said I could put my-my cock in your mouth." Din felt his cheeks heat up. He felt himself harden in is pants just at the dirty word.

"Did I say that?" You chuckled. “I guess I did. Is that what you want?"

Din nodded. He waited for you to take charge, tell him what to do, but for some strange reason you were waiting for him.

"You've never done this have you?" You realized, your smile falling off your face. You felt bad for how you treated him this whole time. Maker, you probably made him uncomfortable.

"No." Din looked down in shame. "Fuck-This was dumb. Just go away."

"Mando..." You stepped towards him placing a hand on his arm. The first time you've really touched him. "I'm sorry. I wasn't judging. Most guys don’t like me to be in charge.”

Din cringed further at the mention of your copious previous experience.

“Mando… look at me please-“ and he did feeling some of his dread subside. Your warm reassuring hand felt so good. “I'm happy to show you everything. I want to make you feel good. If that’s what you want.”

“I’m sorry.” He grumbled. He hated feeling so vulnerable. He wanted to explain himself, give excuses for his lack of experience, but the truth was he hadn’t found anyone he was interested in until you.

“There’s nothing to apologize for. Now will you let me do this for you?” He looked at you, searching for honesty. There wasn’t a hint of disgust or doubt on your face.

Din nodded, feeling his stomach lurch in excitement. He felt safe with you which was another completely foreign feeling for him.

“Thank you, good boy.” The word shot through him, making him stand up straighter. You chuckled. “You like that?”

Din nodded shyly.

“Go and sit down.” You pointed at the crate against the wall. Din obeyed looking at you again for acknowledgement. You smiled kneeling down below him. “Good boy. See you’re a pro already.” Din blushed at your praise wanting to continue pleasing you. You slid your hands up his thighs slowly. “You can stop me at any point. Just say stop. My only rule is you have to tell me if I’m making you feel good. I wanna hear you.”

Din nodded his understanding. You raised an eyebrow. “Okay.” He said.

“Good boy. I know you can’t remove your armor which is fine. But can I take your cock out?”

Din nodded biting his lip. His dick was already straining against its confines. He exhaled sharply as you tugged down his waistband just far enough to pull him out. The only piece of skin exposed.

“You’re beautiful, Mando.” You cooed, stroking the warm length gently. You couldn’t wait to feel him in your mouth. A low broken cry cracked the voicecoder. “That’s it… feel good baby?” You stare right into his visor. Din swallowed harshly and nodded rapidly trying to keep from blowing his load.

“Tell me.” You reminded him of the rule.

“Yes!” He huffed. “It feels good. Please more.”

“We’re just getting started.” You promised opening you mouth and letting a dollop of saliva hit the head of his cock.”

“Oh Kriff…” Din pounded his fist against the crate. You continued your slow movements. You didn’t want to push him. He seemed lost in pleasure and you felt yourself warm at his trust in you. You slowly lowered your mouth on him, keeping your suction soft. He whined above you, his thighs flexing under your hands. You flicked your eyes up to him. His head was thrown back. You could see just a small slice of golden neck. He was sucking air between his teeth. The edges of the crate groaned under his grip.

“So-so good.” He mumbled between shallow breaths. You chuckled. He was trying so hard poor thing.

“It’s okay if you cum, Mando. I want you to.”

“But-“ Din’s hips jerked up into your hands. “What about you? I want to- I want-“

“Shh I know baby boy.” You chuckled at his eagerness. Already wanting to jump ahead. “We’ll get there but first you’re going to cum in my mouth.”

And almost on instinct he did, hunching over as ropes and ropes slid into your hot mouth.

“Oh fuck…” He croaked. It was better than anything he had done on his own. Your hot mouth and tongue had brought him so high only to let him plummet into his pleasure with no safety net. He was totally out of control. He didn’t hate it though. He loved it. He wanted more.

He came so much it made your pussy tighten longingly. His groans and sighs were gorgeous. You moaned, getting the last drops.

“Good boy…” You started stroking him back to full mast again. Surging with control and pride.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

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[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

- the aristocats is definitely a childhood fave. Probably my fave disney animal centered movie, at least from the ones I’m thinking of. It’s just cute, simple, nostalgic, about cats and set in France. Hate when people call it boring…. They just don’t get it….

- Spoiled rich brats 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢; spoiled cute rich French cats 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

- Oh to be a single rich beautiful French lady with 4 cats, a big mansion, a butler, a horse, a carriage in France in 1910………

- Kinda can’t blame Edgar for snapping 💀💀💀💀 he had it too rough for it all to go to the cats 💀💀💀💀

- Love the sketchy animation sm

- Because the animation is so sketchy, the lines bounce a lot but I think George’s hands are actually shaking cause he’s old and not cause it’s an animation side effect. Love that detail

- The way he opens and handles the pen, twirling the lid… Ive always loved that detail 😭

- "Each cat lives 12 years and each cat has 7 lives" LMAO EDGAR

- You can kidnap them but the woman is still alive, man. You ain’t seeing the money that quickly…. Unless he was counting on her to die of heartache 😨

- I love the kitties interactions so much 😭 true siblings

- Marie is such a drama queen mommas baby…. I love her

- Toulouse face when the paint almost fell on Berlioz 😭😭😭😭😭

- I love this scene. Toulouse painting edgar, Berlioz playing piano, marie singing, the duchess joins her and Toulouse joins Berlioz, all the painting mess and smashing on the piano, it’s so iconic

- HOW ARE THE CATS NOT DEAD? HE DEADASS DROPPED THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF PILLS IN THERE 💀

- That milk does looks tasty tho ugh I love milk so much. My fave drink

- Marie and Berlioz have such a cute rivalry kkkkkkk

- Berlioz snapping his toes always took me out HES SO FUNNY KKKKKKK

- THE EYEBROW RAISE I CANT WITH HIM MARIE LOOKS SO DONE HDHDIFBKFJFJKDJDIHDN

- A lot of people say they’ve always wanted the cookie the mouse brings but I just really want that creamy milk…. But ngl when he dips the cookie in the milk UGH 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 I dip my palmiers in the milk and I loooooooove it

- Find it so funny how they are such rich cats that they don’t even have the instincts of going after the mouse and instead befriend him kkkkkkkk

- The way he says “I brought a cookie with me” (in Portuguese) UGH PROTECT THIS MOUSE

- Edgar trying to kidnap the cats but making noise all the time is everyone at 3am when going tongue kitchen…. I’d too be such a loud clumsy criminal kkkkk how tf did he actually manage to get away with it for so long????? He really only got defeated by the animals, no human suspected a thing kkkkkkkk

- I’ve been CRAVING going to Paris for a while now and this movie is NOT HELPING

- The scenes with those dumb dogs are so funny please 😭😭😭😭😭

- Where the hell would he have put the cats had the dogs not intervened???

- He made the damn mill MOVE 😭😭😭

- I feel so bad for the cats 😭😭 poor cuties

- Berlioz my baby angel 😭😭😭

- Toulouse don’t give A FUCK 😂 “STOP SCREAMING IM SLEEPING”

- The scene where the woman finds the cats are missing is so heartbreaking 💔😢 they were her only family

- I love how they drew the whiskers of the mouse kkkkkkk sometimes they go vertically for no damn reason 😭 his whole red detective outfit is so cute too

- The O’Malley song scene is so iconic. Love everything about it and the color palette ugh GET YOURSELF A MAN WHO SERENADES U AND TAKES GOOD CARE OF YOUR KIDS HES A KEEPER DUCHESS

- WHEN HE MAKES PETALS RAIN ON HER 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

- HER COLAR CHANGED FROM YELLOW TO BLUE TO YELLOW ON THE SPOT NOT EVEN IN DIFFERENT TAKES 😭 (28:10)

- I love how duchess is so polite and not a diva at all towards the alley cats. And she’s not dumb. Such a classy lady

- “Just us 2” “THATD BE SO GOOD” dksnkfbfkhfkdndk Marie being funny without meaning to

- Marie giving him the eyes and Toulouse showing him his an alley cat too 😭😭😭

- Marie is such a pick me girl to Thomas 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- Frou frou is such a ridiculously cute name

- Was not bad enough for this movie about cute cats to have a kidnapping plot but on top of that they almost get killed by a train and then 2 almost drowned WHAT DID CATS DO TO THE WRITER OF THIS MOVIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- MARIE ALMOST DIED AND ALL TOULOUSE HAS TO SAY IS WEAK BITCH KKKKKKKKKK 😭😭😭😭😭 they really are siblings

- THE BIMBOS AMHAVE ARRIVED 😍 I love these obnoxious geese so much 😭😭😭😭

- If O’Malley had died, his last memories would be of 2 British geese laughing their ass of at his lack of swimming skills 😭😭😭😭

- “We’re twins” “we’re from the same family” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 “we came here swimming” “on water of course” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- “Duckies” “we are geese” “NOOOO 😃” THIS SCENE IS SO FUNNY

- The way they switch on O’Malley when he said he wasn’t duchess’s husband 😭😭😭 true British gossipers 😭

- The geese walk kkkk

- Of all the unpredictabilities in this apparent cute cat movie, I think the drunk goose is the most unpredictable kkkkkkk

- Edgar went on his secret mission n2 with the squishiest shoes ever HOW DID HE GET AWAY FOR SO LONG

- This whole scene is so funny. The squicky shoes, him taking the hat off and the dog has his eyes open under it, he has to tickle the dog and bite the hat to get it, the miscommunication between the dogs

- The dogs being named Napoleon and Lafayette is so perfect kkkkkk

- The frencheness of the accordion sound while the cats walk on the roof of parisiense houses under the moonlight 😍

- The kittens: oh no we are so tired 🥱😴 can’t go on walking tonigh; the kittens when the music starts: 💃🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

- I love how well the aristocats mix with the alley cats. There really was no prejudice at all

- This is one of the best party scenes in movie history. The dancing, the vibrant color palette, the vibes, the mix of cats from different classes, the music that keeps growing in intensity and stops when duchess starts playing but then keeps growing again until the house literally goes down. I love that visual so much. And they keep singing through the streets of Paris with broken instruments. The vibes of this crew are immaculate.

- O’Malley looking at duchess and the kittens with such affection…. He really loves them already

- I will romanticize Paris till the end of my days. The rooftops alone make my heart race. I cant explain it. I love Paris

- Thomas and duchess’s talk on the rooftop is so personal and romantic and simple and domestic and real ugh this is such a good scene. Many couples wish they had the intimacy these fictional cats share. Like the way they put the kittens to sleep to have a moment alone under the moonlight like 2 teenagers but she’s a single mom and rich girl and he think she doesn’t like his house and his friends but she does she assures him his friends are lovely and just wishes the house was cleaner cause he’s messy and she’s not but she is casually mentioning how she wants it to have a female touch aka her touch which sounds like she wants to share the house with him and he wants it too and they are in love but only now met and she has kids to care of but he doesn’t mind cause he loves her and he also likes the kittens and thinks they might need a dad aka he wants to be their dad but she has a worried owner to go back to but they wanna be together but he understands she has to go ugh it’s so good so good, the layers on this whole scene eye- AND THEIR TAILS OMFG

- The way edgar’s fake ass is calling the cats when the woman comes to the door to call for them 😭😭

- The poor mouse always with his neck on the line

- THE MAN DUMPING HIS WINE AFTER SEEING THE MOUSE RUN AFTER THE CATS BYE

- The mouse telling them to stfu so he can listen to the lock and they all do 😭😭😭😭😭

- Edgar got such a cruel punishment 😭😭😭😭 he’s not even the worst Disney villain but he got more consequences than many

- The way they smile to the picture 😭💖

- I love how this movie and lady and the tramp end with a family picture. And cause they are set in the old days it’s with these old cameras, I love those

- The old lady is so amazing. She really opened her house to the alley cats

- I love the banter those 2 dogs have. "The ending is here" "I’m the boss, I’ll say when the ending is here" *gets smacked with the ending on the head* "the ending is here" kkkkkkkk

- I love this movie. I’d say it’s probably in my top 20/30. Doesn’t sound like much but disney has 60 now with encanto 💀 and since I like most, being top 30 is amazing still kkkkkk. No but really, I love this movie, the characters, the animation, the setting, the comedy, the music, everything

- Idk if I have a fave cat…. I like them all….. I think we all have a fondness for Marie but the other kittens are equally as amazing. I probably like her and Berlioz the most but I love them all

- I wanted to finish my disney marathon before encanto but that’s just not gonna happen with the pacing I’m taking 💀 now the goal is to finish it before the end of the year but that also seems unlikely…. So I guess I’ll try at the very least till encanto is available for free on disney+ so it can be part of the marathon too

[shijiujun]

The Zhao Jing and Scorpy relationship is based on Sha Po Lang's ChangGu. The Yifu x adopted son dynamic. It's ok if it's only reference but unfortunately, it seems there are dialogues from SPL novel used for their lines in the drama. Isn't that almost plagiarism?

won’t be answering any more of these asks after this because i think i’ve made my stance quite clear in the previous ask :D but since you brought it up:

1. i’m not sure what you’ve been watching, but there are plenty of yifu - son relationships going around in plenty of wuxia shows, albeit nothing to suggest it is romantic. this yifu-son trope thing is NOT an exclusive trope to changgu, don’t be that person and start claiming that tropes/relationships mirror a particular danmei novel or any novel etc. or that in this case, spl frickin invented yifu-son romance (i mean we see more yifu-daughter maybe but that's because of the nature of the film industry)

my point is yifus are a THING in historical wuxias, any baidu page will tell you that if you simply google search - as are a lot of things you see in historical danmeis, i honestly cannot say with ANY certainty that any trope is unique

2. zhaoxie cp is a crack ship - the writer didn’t write it in a bromantic way - what do you mean it’s based on changgu? she didn’t intend for it to be romantic or construed as such, at the very least she never wrote a romantic line for these two. changgu is an actual ship and relationship

3. i made it very clear in the previous ask that:

(1) she probably knew that we were going to be able to see the lines and recognize them and i say this with certainty, scriptwriters, or at least this one is no dumb bij, and i doubt she thinks her fans are dumbasses either

(2) no dumbass would ‘steal’ iconic lines from recognizable works and feed it to an audience who is very familiar with the author’s works, and expect to get away with it 

(3) she wasn’t expecting to ‘get away’ with ‘plagiarism’ exactly because she was paying homage to those works - the LOGIC of fucking plagiarism is that when i steal a line or steal a work or an artpiece i expect to get away with it because no one’s going to notice for whatever reason which brings me to the next point-

(4) she’s a dedicated priest fan who knows what she’s doing - she probably thought it was cute that she’s referencing other famous pipi works THAT ARE ACTUALLY coming out as live actions. think about it, if she was really gonna plagiarize i’d pick shan he biao li or like some other obscure works of pipi rather than the two that are literally JUST COMING up and are her two most popular works?

(5) she used luo yiguo and the ziliu jun thingy in the script which comes from both modu and spl - i don’t see ppl yelling about that either, we were more excited than not that there were priest easter eggs in the show, yeah maybe it would have helped smoothed things over if she went like oh yeah i dropped easter eggs in these rather than keeping quiet on it but ??? let the woman live

(6) it’s all priest works why the hell you guys having some internal war right now? are yall scared that shl/woh will ‘take away’ attention from the upcoming works etc. or doesn’t deserve its populariy? well news flash:

- its popularity didn’t increase JUST BECAUSE she put in some lines from other pipi works if that makes or breaks any sort of show a lot more shows will be a hell lot more successful if this is a formula for success

tldr - she’s tipping her hat off to other iconic works that are UPCOMING live actions in a cheeky manner. i don’t think she thinks the audience, who are priest fans, are dumbfucks who wouldn’t recognize lines from their fave other pipi works. 

it’s all a bit of fun, and unless pipi steps up and goes, “yeah, the shan he ling scriptwriter stole lines from one of my works and put it in the very accurately presented live action of another work, which oh, happens to be mine as well!!!! and she should be shot for it” we should all just chill the hell out 

do you see how ridiculous this sounds? why yall so hung up about this? just be happy that these three works got live actions, and shan he ling happens to be first and there will be added publicity for the shows after - i mean, you can’t blame the show for being broadcasted first lmao

[callaxe]

hi im sorry for the long post i've been thinking about kiribaku platonic bromance

my fave headcanon ever is that (dismissing katsu's canon cute ugly ass hyena giggles) is that his genuine laugh is.. so fucking loud and contagious

like. like people who actually go 'AAHAHHHAHAHAH' and it sounds so warm??? DOES THAT MAKE SENSE???

his friends hear him laugh once to some stupid joke and they all end up giggling

so like

he and kiri, best buds, as you do, have their own stupid inside jokes and literally no one gets them even with context

like one day kiri in class goes 'toilet seat so hot with soup' and katsuki crumbles to the ground choking and laughing so hard he starts screaming bc his ribs hurt

kiri's ofc, wheezing along

like they'll be joking around and laughing during lunch, literally out of breath and katsuki's obviously trying to add something but his face is way too red and he keeps giggling like his life depends on it

he manages to get one single word out and kiri nearly dents the table from slapping it too hard and his stomach is cramping from laughing so much

JUST GOOD VIBES YANNO?

and one night when katsuki woke up from a particularly bad nightmare kiri brought him downstairs and played swing dance tutorials on his phone till 4am and they only stopped once they could actually dance correctly

on the days that kirishima feels bad about his hair/his roots, katsuki will steal a flashy leopard print headband from mina or use his hero mask to push his hair back so kiri doesn't feel.. as alone? homeboy's trying, and kiri appreciates it

and he knows that kiri misses his family lots and gets p home sick bc ua doesn't leave much time to visit anyone, so katsuki lets kiri be extra touchy with him and tries his best to initiate it too- walking arnd town and katsuki gets needy so he pulls at kiri's hair until he lets him sit on his shoulders, or when they're just standing in gym class waiting for instructions katsuki will lean an arm against him

he goes with kiri to the store for hair dye and helps him dye it, in the afternoon they'll be sitting in the common room and kiri fell asleep his head on katsuki's lap, who was playing with his hair and making it his personal mission to turn it into the ugliest, most tangled bird's nest ever bc he's still a brat

days where trauma isn't so kind to him, katsuki gets dragged in the middle of the common room or a hallway and kiri forces him to salsa dance together, even if shark boy's kind of carrying (most of) his dead weight, practically half asleep dozing off on his shoulder and kiri wakes him up again by spinning him

okokoakot

take kami and kiri's bro dynamic and apply it to them here

kiri calls everyone bro, its natural but when he n katsuki gets closer, kiri goes "my bro my dearest bro" n "my loveliest of bros... my best bro" and katsuki's "???"

until he just goes with it bc kiri refuses to let up and elaborate

it gets to the point where kiri will be laying on mina's floor whining about how his buddy left him behind, travelling the world by himself

"ei, bakugou's intership isn't even an hour away from here"

"WHAT MATTERS MOST IS THAT MY BRO'S NOT WITH ME RIGHT NOW, MINA"

they reunite, katsuki's not even halfway through the door before kiri tackles him to the ground

just fuckin

glomps him

kiri: MY BRO!!!! OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU

katsuki: hello brother

kiri: ...what happened

katsuki: i am a changed man

OK SO WAIT. GOING BACK TO SALSA DANCING

in common room

the times where katsuki is actually awake and has a brink of energy, he and kiri will fight over who gets to lead the dance

while. dancing

there was no discussion or hint beforehand

so it's just a mess of pulling at each other's arms, knocking their shins into tables and chairs, tripping over each other's feet and crashing to the floor and getting bruised all over because they're dumb

they start singing some festive spanish song sero taught them with the grace and voice of a pair of war grizzled drunkies, cackling and laughing and their voices crack at every verse

second year kiri pulls a stupid stunt and ends up in the hospital bc he like, nearly actually died

katsuki isn't even that worried, he's the one who dared the guy to jump off tokyo tower and try to land in the pool of the hotel beside it (they underestimated the distance, kiri landed in the fucking street)

he's on his phone in the waiting room with mina and kami nervously fidgeting

kami looks at him and goes "do you not feel bad? it's kind of your fault that he jumped in the first place"

katsuki doesn't even look at him, "my main bro's fucking dead, i'm more concerned with finding a replacement right now"

while they wait for kiri to get out of surgery, katsuki writes up an application form for broship and puts it on twitter; sero replies and they "hook up"

when kiri wakes up, mina and kami are fretting over him and sero finally arrived, but he shrugs them off and immediately goes for katsuki's throat

"so what am i, your side bro now?!"

"sorry you had to find out this way" katsuki is leaning back against sero

kiri is heart-broken, "i thought we had a bond, you and i!"

"...i was gonna show up to your funeral?"

"were you not planning ON GOING BEFORE?"

when they get back to the dorms kiri gives him the cold shoulder for a week before he comes back crawling to katsuki

(by then, he and sero "broke up")

but don't be fooled,

this tokyo tower dumbassery somehow brought them even closer

somehow

don't ask

kiri is the first person katsuki says "trans" to

katsuki is the first person kiri says "gay" to

of COURSE they cuddle, once katsuki warms up to him and his over affectionate touchy-feely bullshit, kiri just loves picking up his bro and carrying him anywhere

swaddling him into a blanket burrito and knocking him off the couch

hiding under his arm during a class horror movie night

sharing a bed when katsuki can't handle being alone in his room at night

viciously criticizing and tearing down the atla movie and being pressed together because there's barely any room, playing a game of footsie bc their legs are tangled to hell and back but the game turns dangerous

(also when they learn that katsuki can, in fact, make explosions from his fucking feet, kiri has a nice scar on his calf that oddly looks like half of a foot and 3 toes seared into his flesh)

(yes, he's bitter)

turns out, katsuki can aslo be a soft affectionate touchy-feely bullshitting asshole when he wants to be, but these days it's mostly out of spite

when the squad starts calling him dad (with the exception of kiri), katsuki goes over and pats everyone's heads when he wants to, and also because he enjoys seeing them freak out by the blatant display of affection

he does little things like letting mina and kami cozy up to him during movie nights or when they go out in town during winter, and lets sero peer over his shoulder to look at what he's cooking and rub his head between katsuki's shoulderblades like a damn cat before walking away like nothing happened

katsuki's used to it, the rest of the class is mystified

one day, common room again, bksquad is playing mario kart vs the izucrew, katsuki's sitting on the couch with kiri on the floor between his legs, letting his hair be played with and braided

then he stands up and announces he's going to bed, out of habit (when did this become a habit, the class thinks) katsuki reaches up and drags kiri's face down so he can.. kiss the top of his head? kiri just smiles and calls out a goodnight and leaves as if, nothing happened

mina asks "what was THAT"

katsuki just settles back down, opens his phone and stares her straight in the eyes "homies kiss each other goodnight if they're not a coward"

that's it that's the post i'll be back with more

[bobbys-naughty-corner]

Imagine buying a body pillow case of your fave character and it turning into the actual character.

NSFW

Bokuto Kotaro x reader smut.

Body Pillow

I light candles around the room. Tonight is a very special night. It’s my birthday night. This day has been really perfect. I hung out with friends, they treated me to dinner and entertainment. They made me nearly forget about tonight’s actual celebration. I pulled out the Amazon box that I had tucked under my bed and finally opened it. I closed my eyes praying it was my birthday order and not some other order I forgot about. I peeked open my eyes and squealed. I saw Bokuto’s face smiling and a brand new vibrator. I pulled out the pillow case and immediately stuffed it over the satin case that’s already over my body pillow. I leaned him against my head board and went to tear open the new vibrator. I immediately charged it and looked around. You deserve this. Yes the hell I do. I picked up my phone and shut it off, I don’t want any interruptions. I then went into my draws and pulled out my new lingerie and ran to the bathroom to get in the shower. I shaved nearly every inch of my body, even my anus too. After my shower I put on lotion and coconut oil.l, to make me smooth. I used Shea butter on my bare areas. I came out the bathroom and tossed my towel on the side of my bed. Just in case I need it later. I check the vibrator and it was working pretty well. I unplugged it and started my night. I climbed over my new pillow, looking at every crease and fixing them. His body looked nearly real, nearly. My hands rubbed against his flat silky chest. My hips started to move too. I was grinding over the pillow, the new thong I brought now tugs at my clit when I move and I let out little huffs as a result of the smooth friction. I reached for the vibrator and turned it on. Changing through the different pleasure options. I settled on a constant vibration, a masturbation classic. I moved my thong to the side and gently placed the silicon toy on my clit. I jumped at the contact. I put the vibrator on my clit again and my legs shook a little. “Oh,” I said unconsciously. I rubbed the toy up and down until it touched a area that had my legs wanting to wobble. “Ah! Hmm!” I let out little high pitched moans and bit my bottom lip to stop me from getting too loud. My stomach caved and I squeezed my eyes shut. My body collapsed backwards onto the bed. I raised my legs and literally gave my pillow a view from the south. My legs were spread and the vibrator still on my clit as I shuddered from the toy. As if a gust of wind came in my room, which is impossible since all my windows are closed so is my door, all the candles went out. It was pitch black for a second before they lit back up again. But I was too busy chasing an orgasm as I had my eyes shut tight to even notice. “AhhH Bo!” I let out a strangled moan calling out his name. I gasped sharply when I felt something pull me. I opened my eyes a little and saw his head eyeing my vagina. Who? Bokuto dumby. He had his arms wrapped around my thighs as he stared at my clenching hole. “You’re really leaking.” I blinked and he was still there. “B-bo?” I stuttered. When his eyes looked up at me I instantly orgasmed. My eyes rolled back and my hips bucked in his face. I cried as he watched me descend from the high I climbed. I quickly removed the vibrator so I wouldn’t overstimulate myself. Bokuto’s hands held my thighs tightly as he ducked his head and sucked my my clit. I squeaked and he chuckled against my sensitive nub. “No, stop!” I pushed his head but it didn’t do anything except make him growl. His eyes were closed as he literally made out with my clit. “S-stop! ‘S too mu- Ahh!~” I moaned out during my next orgasm. He slowly let my hips hit the bed as I bucked against his tongue. He left my vagina with a long lick and kissed my pelvis. “You are the most beautiful girl in the world. I could watch you cum 24/7.” He trailed his kisses up my body. I covered my face embarrassed that this is really happening and I’m letting it. I mean I daydream about this man everyday, I prayed a man like him would come into my life and here he is. The man himself.

I watched him kiss my nipples and play with them in his hands and mouth from under my hands. “Bokuto?” I called for him. Turning my head to the side, afraid of making eye contact with him. “Look at me.” He said. I glanced at him from the side of my eyes. His lips still kissing my flesh. “You can do better. I want to see your whole face, beautiful.” He lifted his body and towered over me his hands caging me in. I turned my head fully, and stared into his golden eyes. His stare was intense but it filled me with a nice sensation. Like he was shouting “I LOVE YOU!” through his eyes. His lips tugged into a smile. “Can I?” I pointed down to his erection. His shorts weren’t high enough to cover the tip that was sticking out and leaking cum on me. “By all means baby. Just be gentle with me.” He kissed my cheek and leaned back. I followed and laid on my stomach. “Damn your ass is fat.” His long arm swatted my left cheek and it jiggled. The he did the same to the right, and soon he started to just make it bounce in his hands. I pulled his shorts down as he was occupied and his member continued to leak out small beads of cum. I stuck my tongue out and caught a dripping bead and used my left hand to push him back into his spine as I tried to catch all the cum on my tongue while pulling myself up enough to engulf his huge erection into my mouth. His hands went back to touching me though. One hand hooked the back of my neck while the other pushed my hair up trying to help me keep my hair out of way. He slowly helped me sink further down his shaft. My lips passed the tip and I started gagging when he pushed my head down more. “It’s ok, just breathe through your nose.” I pulled back suddenly and coughed. “Oh baby. We can stop if you-“ “NO! I wanna make you cum just like you did me.” I interrupted him. My hands wiped the saliva from the tip of his dick down the shaft and I drooled over my hands making them more slippery and wet as he moaned from my stroking. “Ahh ha, just like that. C’mere!” He pulled my bra and kissed my lips. His other hand squeezed my ass and gave my butt a hard slap. I yelped into his mouth, he soothed the pain away by massaging my bum. His hips jerked a couple of times. I used one hand to find the vibrator as we continued to kiss and I continued to give him a handjob. When my fingers brushed across the toy I immediately placed it on the tip of his dick. He didn’t seem to care or know what it was. I clicked the vibrator on and he moaned loudly. “FUUUCK! Don’t stop!” His hand gripped my wrist and helped me pump him faster. He stared at me as groaned, a hand clutching my hair forcing me to look at him as he was about to climax. “Can’t wait to fuck you stupid. Make you dumb for my cock. Ahh oh princess!” His hips stuttered as he came all over me. I watched as ropes of his cum landed on my stomach, breast and thighs. He yanked my head back and crushed his lips on mine. He pulled me back as he climbed on me. Using his other hand to push up one of my thighs and angle me. “Bokuto, I’ve never d-“ he shut me up with a chaste kiss. “I know. Trust me I’ll make sure you love it dirty girl. You’ve treated me so well now I want to make sure you see stars.” He aligned himself and my breath hitched. Was I ready for this? I gave him a scared look and he smiled at me, reassuringly. “Tell me when to stop.” He pushed against my vagina and I felt the tip trying to squeeze its way in. I hissed at the feeling of him slowly tearing me apart. He slowly dropped his weight on me, trying to keep me from moving away. I clutched sheets with all my strength trying to ignore the pain. Bokuto planted kisses on my jaw. I whined and let out tiny cries. The further he pushed in the thicker he got and the harder it was for him to fully be inside me. “I know I know.” Do you fucking know?! I yelled in my head. He entangled his hands in mine and placed them above my head. “You’re doing so well. I’m almost in.” He sat up, leaning his weight on my hands and his knees. I stared at him in awe, taking in every inch of his body as he was becoming one with me.

Suddenly his hips thrusted forward. Pushing the rest of his dick in me. I cried and felt a terrible sting at my vagina. I tried to pull my hands out of his but he was too strong. “Shh shh shh. It’s over now. Give me a kiss.” He kissed me but I moved my head and continued crying. “It hurts!” I yelled at him. Each move of my hip rekindled the pain and I kept on crying. He leaned in my ear and whispered, “forgive me.” His hips raised and slowly came back down. His hips moved up and down, sliding his dick in and out of me. “Bokuto, please wait.” I pleaded. “It’ll feel better I promise.” His hips kept moving slowly. He kissed my neck as his dick made my vagina puffy and sensitive. “You have no idea how amazing you feel. Your pussy wraps around my cock so perfectly. Such a good girl for me. You’re taking me so well, so proud of my big girl. I love you YN, I love you so much. Feel good with me.” He said into my neck before sitting up to stare down at me as I tried to hold back my cries. He began to drag his hips against mine. His pubic hair brushing against my clit making me clench around him. “Moan for me. Say my name, I wanna hear you.” He commanded. I bit the insides of my lips and held back my lewd sounds because, why not? He grinned at me sadistically and removed his hands from my wrist. His hips stopped moving, halting his thrusts. His nails raked down my breast, even scratching my areolas, and down my belly making me suck in my gut and shudder. His hands settled on my hips and held me tightly. His hips quickly clapped against mine making them slap loudly. I let out a moan/groan from his thrust. Each slap made me wetter from the sound alone, it was so erotic. I kept groaning between my teeth as he repeated his assaults on my gentals. His dick was hitting what I assumed to be my cervix. It hurt so nicely, I nearly let out an actual moan from it. My voice picking up pitch. I shut my eyes trying not to moan like a porn star but it was getting harder and harder. I felt myself melting more and more. My eyes, half lidded and clouded with lust. My hands held the sheets in a tight grip, my knuckles nearly turning white. “My my, I seem to have a very stubborn little puppy.” He laughed. His pace was slow but hard. One of his hands lift up one of my thighs. He kissed my leg and sucked on some of my fatty flesh. “Oh, look at that face. You like me kissing your body? Do you like being worshiped physically? I can do much more for you, I just need you to say so. Beg for my touch I promise it’ll be worth your wild.” I stubbornly reached to touch my clit but he slapped my arm away. I tried again and he smacked my hand again. He stared at me, eyes full of impatience. I’m sure he wanted to threaten me, or force me to actually beg. But he just waited it out, mentally timing how long it would take for me to give in. I couldn’t handle his eyes anymore, they were getting too intense. So I started begging, with my eyes. He didn’t like that though. His hand quickly grabbed my neck, squeezing with two fingers under my jaw. My eyes rolled back and I finally let out a moan. “Ahh Kotaro! Please! Touch me please!” I yelled, hands gripping his wrist and body rocking with his thrusts. My bed hit the wall every time our hips collided. “Oh now you want to speak?” His hips came down pretty harshly. Sending sharp pain throughout my body making me babble bull shit and moan out ridiculously. “Kotaro! Oh fuck! Slow!- Down!” He didn’t stop though. He had me drunk in lust and pleasure. Drowning in a sea of my juice. “Damn baby. You gonna cum?” His other hand went to flick my clit with his thumb. My body spasmed, I couldn’t handle the sensitivity. Nearing my next climax he slowed down. He put all his weight on me and pushed my thighs to my torso, trapping me under him in a mating press. The position had him hitting my cervix more. He pushed three fingers in my mouth and his other hand flicked my clit. He raised his hips high and quickly dropped them, a scream erupted from my mouth. He did the same thing again, my cervix now feeling abused too much.

My vagina felt swollen. Abused. Weird. I screamed in his ear but he ignored it as he pumped deeply inside me. Pushing my walls apart with each insertion of his dick. “Kotaro,” I whispered his name. It being barely audible to him because of his fingers. “Come with me! You’re taking me like such a good girl. Oh fuck yeah! I’m going to fill that womb up! Fuck! Fuck! Shit!” My eyes crossed as he got rougher. He felt my walls pulsing around him. His tip giving my cervix a hard pounding. My nails raked down his back. Leaving huge red scars down his shoulders and spine. He groaned from my finger nails clawing him. He bit down on my shoulder and as if things couldn’t get better I felt a snap in me and so much pleasure washed over my body. I bit his fingers and he gave me harder thrusts in return. This man was unbelievable. My toes curled and my thighs were about to get a cramp. His hips stopped and he clenched his teeth. Pushing in further as he came inside me. “You’re squeezing everything out of me.” He pulled out and ran out of my room. I felt so sore. It hurt to put my legs down and I was too weak to even move. My mind too clouded to even wonder where he went. I felt wrecked. My eyes were slowly closing as I stared at the ceiling. It was hard to stay awake, but I wanted to wait for him. I wanted to see him again. I want him to hold me. I fought the impending fatigue that was plaging my whole body. When I heard my door open, I wanted to turn my head but I couldn’t even move my neck. His lips pecked my cheek and his hand played in my hair. I wished I wasn’t dreaming. His arms scooped me up and moved me further into the bed. He laid beside me and sling an arm over my body. He gave me a final kiss good night and my eyes shut finally. My subconscious dreaded the wait to the morning. I didn’t want to wake up next to a pillow.

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Follow earth-ruins You can’t just tell people to ‘get a VPN (Virtual Private Network)’. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. It’s very very important. Having no VPN or having a ‘wrong’ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect. Let’s start with a simple test. Click this link here: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, it’s just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do! So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesn’t support the open internet. It’s scary but maybe in the future you can’t get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on ‘how to deal with depression’ or anythings else that’s supposed to be private because it’s your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. You’re dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do? A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can ‘crack the code’ and damage your privacy. Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer —-> ISP (—–> keeps data —–> sells it) But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer —–> VPN (encrypts data)—–> ISP (ISP can’t see shit) Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want). Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey.  The ISP  still can’t see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US. I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers don’t buy false security. There is still more danger!  Who says your VPN provider isn’t selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesn’t keep logs More about law  The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst): The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source) There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better).  You don’t want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries.  If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country that’s part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isn’t part of any program! I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now it’s time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the ‘wrong’ FB-page. Go to this website: https://thatoneprivacysite.net/simple-vpn-comparison-chart/ Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging. I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part

of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright. Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also,  there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest) Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called ‘The Best’ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy) This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously. EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research!

writing-prompt-s I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of it’s most important features. It protects you when you are using someone else’s Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it.

Follow rabbittiddy Wait, what’s going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Where’s the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?

Follow thecrystalfems He hasn’t yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.

Follow coltrer Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent. Trust.Zone has a free trial. Use it.  btw this post only has 11k notes? That’s quite disappointing for something this important. Don’t reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!

Follow imthedoctor12 @earth-ruins @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?

writing-prompt-s If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruinsadvice. Do your own research first.

writing-prompt-s @elvesfromthedeep​ just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017). SourcesAnger as US internet privacy law scrapped  Congress just voted to let internet providers sell your browsing history  To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.

Follow greeneyespurpleheart Don’t tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Don’t you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! ‘America, the best FREE country in the world’ my ass. With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do. You are going to read the whole thing and before you think ’this is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-’ NO! Don’t reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see ‘difficult’ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that. VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally can’t or you could start Netflix’s one month free trial over and over again- forever. And it’s legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,) Don’t tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isn’t going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Don’t let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN. Privacy is not a privilege, it’s a fundamental human right

joyfuldefender Ok sorry that it’s so freaking long and also sorry for the language, but this is extremely important. Please reblog!

Follow li-ionsandtigersandbears Reblogging again bc this is important

Follow mermaidz4ever We have a VPN you should get one too

killmongersbaby Please read.

Follow bae-in-maine Can you get them for your phones?

Follow kika-lei ^ you can. & when you have a subscription you can use it on your phone and computer. no need for separate subs or purchases. it is absolutely so important for safety. but one of my fave things to do with my vpn is access non-US netflix. I mean other places have all the new good place eps, all the ‘classic’ bggo eps…

i-cant-remember-who-i-am IMPORTANT

Follow theriflemanofroblox reblogging so new people can be aware :)

Follow facelessnamelessanarchist Long as hell, but read it!!!

Source: welcomedhappiness

————————— I found this post and I thought it was important but tumblr wouldn’t let me reblog it for some reason so I copy/pasted it because I’m not very tech savvy

[buckyscrystalqueen]

Meant To Be: Part 2

Pairings: Machine Gun Kelly x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, drug use, descriptions of an overdose

Word Count: 2,384

A/N: Y’all can thank @wings-of-a-raven for this one….

Part 1

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“Well look what the cat dragged in.” Your step mother, Anne cooed in her deep Southern accent as you walked into your family run road side stand to see if your dad could use an extra hand behind the register. “Wait until your father hears the good news! And look at this handsome little bean!”

“Is he here?” You asked as you pushed your Chanel sunglasses on top of your head and dropped the strap of your diaper bag on the handle of the stroller. 

“He’s out back, sugar.” She said as she gestured behind herself, vaguely while making faces at Gage. “Hello! Hello!” Your poor son, who had never met his grandparents before, started to cry, which made the damaged half of you giggle the slightest bit since Anne was the reason your parents got divorced in the first place.

“Oh, let’s go find grandpa, bubba.” You cooed as you stepped to the side of the stroller so Gage could see you as you pushed the stroller toward the back. “Oh, my goodness I know! The mean scary lady got right in your face…”

“Oh!” Anne gasped at your back. “Well bless your heart!”

“My heart don’t need blessin’!” You called out over your shoulder with a smile. 

“The hell did you say to her this time?” Your dad, Ross called out from under his 1972 Ford pick up.

“I didn’t say anything.” You said with a shrug as you let Gage chew on your finger to calm himself down. “I need work.”

“What, did that bright California sun finally burn all your nonsense hopes and dreams away?”

“Nope, the piece of shit baby daddy did that in three minutes and twenty two seconds.” Ross sighed and dropped his wrench in the dirt he was laying on and slid out from under the car to look at you.

“I never liked that punk anyways.” He sighed as he looked you up and down. “You look good, kid.”

“Thanks, pop.” You sighed as you ran your fingers through your freshly dyed red hair and put your sunglasses back on. “Now if only the modeling agencies would overlook the c-section scar like they did the thick thighs… and you know, the whole heroin addiction shit.”

“Yea, fuck those dumb shits.” He grumbled as he pulled a pack of cigarettes from his pocket. “Wouldn’t know a good thing if it punched ‘em in the dick.”

“You need a hand behind the register?” You asked as you took an offered smoke and stood up.

“I’m guessin’ this little slugger’s taggin’ along?” He asked as you turned your stroller around so Gage could still see you when you smoked.

“Someone’s gotta count the register.” Your dad nodded his head slowly as he looked at his grandson and took a long drag of his cigarette.

“Fuck kinda name is Gage, anyway?”

“One that I fucking picked, asshole.” You laughed as you looked over at him. “Jesus, old man.”

“Gage.” He repeated with a shake of his head. “Sounds like a damn car part.”

“You’re an idiot.” You laughed as he pat your cheek and crouched down to go back to work.

“You leave your step-mama alone if you’re sitting at that register all day!” He called out as he picked up his wrench. “And don’t you be eatin’ all the damn honey sticks like your sister, neither or I’m dockin’ your pay, too!”

“Never liked the honey sticks anyways!” You called back before taking one last drag of your cigarette and heading inside. “I’ll take it from here.” You said as sweetly as you could to Anne as you pushed the stroller up beside the hand made counter your older brother had made when you were just a kid.

“Unbelievable.” She sighed as she grabbed her water bottle and got up from her little chair to go and complain to your dad. With a victorious smile, you picked your son up out of his car seat and smiled broadly at him as you waited for the couple customers in the store to pick out what they wanted.

——

“So the misfit daughter came back home.” Your older brother, Junior, said as he came into the farm stand the next morning with a giant teasing smile on his face. “Shit, when did he get so big?”

“I ask myself that every morning.” You sighed as you turned down the music playing on your phone, stood up, and headed around the counter to say hi to your brother. “How’s the fields?”

“Field-y.” He chuckled as he gave you a dirt covered one armed hug. “Still taking your clothes off for money?”

“You’re a fucking idiot. No, don’t touch my baby!” You snapped as you whacked at your brother’s hands. “I’m mad at you!”

“Oh, boo hoo.” He teased as he leaned over the side of the pack and play and reached in to brush his knuckle across Gage’s cheek. “Seriously, though. He’s adorable.” You thanked him softly and pulled your chair over to sit for a little bit while you monitored the morning delivery of the fresh produce. “You want me to kill him?”

“You don’t have to kill him.” You sighed as you ran your fingers through your hair. “I just… shit, I don’t even know anymore.”

“What don’t we know?” Your sister, Tabby asked as she came in the front with eggs from her chickens.

“What I’m gunna do with myself anymore.” You breathed as you rested your elbow on the counter and propped your head up on your palm. “I just keep asking myself where the fuck I went wrong in my life?”

“When you became a stripper.” Tabby said as she put the eggs in the old Coke fridge.

“I was never…”

“When you started dating that dickhead.” Junior interrupted as he pointed at your baby sister.

“When you though doing coke at dad’s wedding was a good idea.”

“When you dropped out of high school.”

“That time you drank a whole bottle of tequila at my graduation.”

“When you moved to California in the middle of the night without a word.”

“That time…”

“OK, enough you two.” You barked as you whacked Junior’s arm because he was the closest. “I get it, alright? I’m the black sheep of the family.”

“You two leave your sister alone and get back to work.” Ross said as he carried in a large box of cucumbers. “Shit ain’t gunna carry itself in.” You let out an exhausted sigh and gave your father a grateful smile as he paused just long enough to pat the counter. “You too, (Y/N). Those jelly jars won’t make it out on the shelves by themselves.”

“Yes, Daddy.”

“And you better turn that assholes music off!” He yelled as he headed back out to finish unloading the truck. You scowled at his back and grabbed your cell phone to turn off YouTube and the amateur videos you had been watching from MGK’s show in Salt Lake City the night before to get to work.

——

“Dre!” You shouted from your kitchen counter top, where you had been flirting with another model from the agency you worked for that had just done a Harley Davidson shoot with you earlier that day. “Baby!”

“Lookin’ dime!” Your friend shouted over the loud music as he came over to give you a hug hello. “Brought my boy I was tellin’ you about.” You sat up with a giant smile and looked at the tall, super skinny white boy that was standing in your crowded living room.

“Well fuck me runnin’ naked in a corn field.” You groaned with a giant smile on your face as you jumped down off the counter and pulled your very short black dress down over your thick thighs a little more. “(Y/N).”

“Call me Kels.” He said as he shook your head and looked you up and down. “Damn. Dre said you were fuckin’ fine but I’m pretty sure that don’t even fucking begin to cover it.”

“Oh, a charmer.” You teased as you laced your arm with his and turned toward your friend. “Can I keep him, pretty please? He seems like so much fun.”

“You’re in for a wild ride with that one.” Dre joked as he handed Kels a mixed drink from the alcohol you had lined up on your bar.

“Wait, you don’t want that shit!” You said quickly as you yanked the cup out of Kels hand before he could even take a sip. “Handsome guy like you deserves my personal fave. Help me.” With a glance back at Dre, he held on to your hips and gave you a small push so you could climb up on the counter. You teetered a bit in your heels as you grabbed a half empty bottle of Johnnie Walker blue label from on top of the cabinets, and turned back toward him. “I have to hide it from the Goddamn heathens.”

“You’re gunna break your fuckin’ neck, girl.” Kels laughed as he grabbed your hips again and pulled you off the counter. You squeaked when you accidentally landed on his toes and fell forward into his tattooed chest.

“Jesus, when the fuck did my Southern ass stop being able to hold my fucking liquor.” You giggled as you placed your hand on his chest to catch your balance. He shrugged as you looked up into the most blue eyes you had ever seen. “Damn. I really wanna keep you…”

“I think that can be arranged.” He said through a smirk as he gave your hip a small squeeze. A slight blush crept up your cheeks and you cleared your throat as you held up the liquor bottle.

“Drink to it?”

“Abso-fucking-lutely.”

Colson laid in his bunk after yet another show, slowly flipping through photos from the cloud on his new phone from the first night you met. He remembered that night so well, the way your laugh made everything in his world feel right. The sweet noises he pulled out of you as he fucked you relentlessly in your bed while the party raged on the other side of the wall. And he especially remembered the small whine you made when he tried to leave.

“Stay with me.” You whispered as you reached up to try and rub your reddish pink lipstick off his throat. “Looks like you have to, because I marked you.”

He smiled at the memory as he got to the last photo from that small bunch; the one he had taken the next morning before you had to rush out the door for work, 20 minutes late because he couldn’t help himself but to take you once more. You were laying in bed in the shirt he had worn to the party, your hair was a mess, and you had a small smudge of mascara under your eyes that hadn’t come off the night before when you washed your face. To this day, he thought it was one of the most beautiful photos of you he had ever seen.

“Damn, baby.” He sighed as he brushed his thumb across the screen. “What the fuck happened to us, girl?” With a huff, he grabbed his cigarettes and got out of bed, even though it was nearly six in the morning and he had just finished a concert in Oklahoma. He plodded past the other bunks and flopped down on one of the couches as he looked at the same photo. He laid the phone down gently and reached for a joint, before grabbing a receipt off the table and a pen. He sat back in his spot and started jotting down ideas for a new song for you.

——

“It’s not fucking right.” Kels said for the hundredth time as he listened to the playback of your song. His band groaned as he stood back up and headed back toward the small studio in his tour bus. “Let’s do it again…”

“Kels.” JP sighed as he stuck his arm out in front of the door. “Man… you gotta stop.”

“Don’t gotta go shit.” 

“Bro!” The younger man shouted as he stood up and got into his ‘brother’s’ face. “The reason it doesn’t sound perfect is because (Y/N) isn’t the one hearing it. Shit is gunna sound rough as fuck to you until she hears it and we all fucking know it. You’ve been a royal dick for weeks…”

“Man, fuck off.”

“No, you fuck off!” JP roared as he shoved the singer back. “Go fucking find her already! Even if you don’t want her and you just want your fucking kid, go do something about it! Because you’re a fucking dick that none of us wanna be around right now!” Kels looked around at the rest of his crew, who were all either slowly nodding their head in agreement or looking away to avoid the wrath Kels had been dishing out the last few weeks, before he sighed loudly and took a step back to sit down on the closest chair. His eyes drifted outside to the scenery racing past and he caught a glimpse of a road sign that had a city he knew was near your hometown on it.

“Yo, pull over.” He said as he got up and headed toward the front of the bus. “Pull over!”

“We’re on the interstate…” The driver tried as he gestured to the road while Kels quickly pulled on his sneakers and grabbed his phone.

“Pull the fuck over!”

“Just take this exit.” Slim said, calmly as he pulled Kels back away from the door. “We’re going, OK?”

“What about Atlanta?!” His manager, Ashleigh, shouted as she finally looked up from the email she had been reading.

“Cancel it.” Kels said simply as he pushed down the seat above the stairs and sat down to wait impatiently. He pulled his phone out of his pocket and quickly googled the first and frankly, the only place he’d know where to find you. “Take 85 east. That way.” With a slightly hesitant nod of his head, the driver followed the artists direction as the guys and girls in the back of the bus simply sat down and shut up for the first time in a long time.

Part 3

[basscannonjack]

1-100 SPEED RUN

Ama. How could you do this to me

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

Lactose intolerant, only eat cereal dry

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?

yes, but not for too long

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

i just try to remember lmao

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?

don’t like coffee, drink tea plain or with some sugar

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

not as much as I used to be!

6: do you keep plants?

I have one (1) cactus that I haven’t killed in the 9 years I’ve had it

7: do you name your plants?

sometimes!

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

music or writing

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

ALWAYS

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?

I generally fall asleep on my stomach and wake up on my back

11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?

I HAVE YOU NOW

12: what's your favorite planet?

Neptune, probably!

13: what's something that made you smile today?

my SON asking me ALL THE QUESTIONS

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?

oh god, probably a bit of a mess

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

the ISS was launched on the day of my birth, so it’s been in space *literally* my entire life

16: what's your favorite pasta dish?

just plain ol’ chicken alfredo

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

keeping it silver baybeee

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

oh man, there are so many, but i’ll go with the time that Roman got coke to fizz through my nose by making me laugh too hard

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

no journal, only very similar looking notebooks to doodle and write in

20: what's your favorite eye color?

hazel!

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

my Bag of Holding! snapped the clasp on it a few years back though

22: are you a morning person?

not at all!

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

SLEEP

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

Ashe, of course

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?

I had to break into my own safe at my old job, does that count?

26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

I’d say my boots, but I just got a new set, so the older ones

27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor?

Spearmint or wintergreen

28: sunrise or sunset?

Sunrise

29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

I just love seeing my friends blush

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

yes, I won’t go into detail

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS I used to collect weird socks, now I just have a bunch of fun dress socks lmao

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

driving everyone home at 4 am and seeing other people on the road and going “you should be in bed!” at them

33: what's your fave pastry?

lemon meringue pie

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

Teddy a winnie the pooh bear that I still have!

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?

I adore new pens

36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?

uhhhh I’ve been listening to a lot of Rise Against and ABBA lmao

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

messy

38: tell us about your pet peeves!

nearly anything my brother does 

39: what color do you wear the most?

black or blue

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?

my claddagh ring from my grandmother, i don’t have much else from her

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving?

not the last book but there was one about a girl having a single dragon finger that I remember reading so many times that I unfortunately don’t know the name of, or the Tamora Pierce Lioness series

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!

Don’t like coffee!

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

James <3

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?

I do not :’)

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

not as much as I probably should

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

I’ve been changing my username to a different halloween themed pun for all of October, I’m all burnt out

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

Balut, it icks me out

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

heights, and yes :’)

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

I got a record player fairly recently, I have some P!atD ones, Foo Fighters, and Imagine Dragons

50: what's an odd thing you collect?

rocks

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

Bitch by Meredith Brooks for my eldest sister

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

the ones we’ve made in our server

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

all of the above except Pulp Fiction, I’m not really a movie person but I *am* a musical person

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

my dad

55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?

Cotton Eyed Joe in six inch heels

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

honesty and passion in an interest

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

I just vibe and belt, y’know

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

can they both be me

59: what's your favorite myth?

the soup with a rock in it!

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

Where the Sidewalk Ends was always a good one

61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?

a coffee cup drinking horn for my dad, and some painted rocks from my brother

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

it would be apple juice if I did

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?

not at all

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?

greyish, the sun is just about to rise

65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?

My eldest sister

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

ROSES

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

give them to me, I love them

68: what's winter like where you live?

COLD

69: what are your favorite board games?

Monopoly and LIFE

70: have you ever used a ouija board?

no thanks

71: what's your favorite kind of tea?

raspberry or orange for fruit and mint

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?

no, but I do write things down anyways

73: what are some of your worst habits?

I lose things all the time

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

STARDUST SOULMATE

75: tell us about your pets!

I have a Min Pin named Lily

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?

Sleeping

77: pink or yellow lemonade?

pink

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

*insert ick emoji*

79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

decorated my band locker to celebrate my birthday

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

beige, but I hung up a bunch of posters!

81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

when the sun hits very rich dirt where a tree used to be

82: are/were you good in school?

best in class in math with a 101.8 but I also rarely did homework so uh

83: what's some of your favorite album art?

Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

Dragon on the shoulder blade, roses on the left arm, Exalt on the right

85: do you read comics? what are your faves?

webcomics! Barbarous, currently

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

:? not sure what that means

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

TREASURE PLANET

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?

nope!

89: are you close to your parents?

my dad!

90: talk about your one of your favorite cities.

don’t really have a favorite, in all honesty

91: where do you plan on traveling this year?

I was supposed to go see Ashe for their birthday but maybe next year!

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE

93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most?

uhhh it’s usually short enough to do nothing lmao

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

I have a friend’s bday tomorrow!

95: what are your plans for this weekend?

WORK

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

bit of both

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

INTP, Scorpio, Ravenclaw

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

last year? maybe the one before? I did! but my heart didn’t

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

How Far We’ve Come, Matchbox Twenty

The Call, Backstreet Boys

I2I, from the Goofy Movie Soundtrack (lmao)

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

the future! I’ve had my time in the past, no changing it now

[asszawas]

Stop dehumanizing Jason todd for your Whumpy/suicidal!Dick Grayson/tim drake fanfic to have plot .

- sincerely a Jason todd stan who constantly gets panic attacks and stresses her mental state because people think making her fave a abusive psychopath that makes his brothers slit their wrists is a good way to get 50+ kudos .

••••••••••

Side note/ explanation ( bc stans y'know ) :

THIS IS NOT A HATE POST at dick grayson or time drake stans ( I love timmy i would never ) . PLEASE SKIP OVER IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE MY RANT ABOUT JASON TODD

I'm just so fucking tired of reading or seeing fanfics where anytime tim or dick are depressed and Jason finds out . He threatens them or beats the fuck out of them , like he ?? Would ?? Never ?? Do ?? That ?? . That's just very ooc even ( fuck that ESPECIALLY ) for Jason who pretty much struggles with abuse , and mental instability everyday .

Ex:

( From: rhato #17 i believe I'm not sure )

( From: battle for the cowl #3 )

He's also the one being constantly deemed his biggest failure and overall regret from his family ( Bruce especially ) . So there is NO WAY IN HELL , he'd beat the fuck out of one of his siblings for being SUICIDAL or DEPRESSED . ESPECIALLY , if he knows it , he won't fucking even instigate it .

Jason has been seen to be there for the people that he loves and being empathetic about other people's situations .

Ex:

( from robin eternal )

And when he's certain that he isn't capable of being there for someone ( knowing that he's in their way whether they like it or not ) he finds a solution or leaves . Rather than lash out at them .

( from: Rhato #39 )

So it literally makes no sense to dehumanized and dumb him down to that level . Especially , when he GREW UP in a povertized household and area where that was a major constant . Jason has always wanted it be better than where he came from and when authors do that for the sake of their stories is just uGH.

Some people don't realize how much Jason todd does for so many people ( me a prime example ) . A independent rich character who came from the harder side of the city , a street rat growing up in a single parent household , needing to step up and not being able to be a kid . Having a mentally incapable and inconsistent father . Only to be brought up to a better place and just when he fully fucking embraces his new home for it TO BE RIPPED AWAY FROM HIM . For him to come back and just be angry , but also being able to fight through his inner demons and TRY to be apart of his family — fuck . Him not even able to AFFORD to even give ATTENTION TO HIS THOUGHTS , or when someone notices its just BRUSHED TO THE SIDE .

( for anyone who is wondering [ which I doubt ] , alot of what I mentioned about Jason I FELT because I also come from a single parent household from the shittier part of my city etc .)

Jason Todd is a character that many people can relate to a higher point than most conic book characters . He opens a gateway for kids similar to him to fall in love with the comic book world . So it's just even MORE frustrating when people CONTRADICT and pretty much ERASE years of character build up . Just for their fic to have someone BEAT THE FUCK out their favorite character , for ANGST .

So please fellow batfamily authors , STOP DEHUMANIZING AND MISCHARACTERIZING Jason todd for your 17k + FANFICS . There are so many different plots you can take for dick grayson and timothy drake whump fanfictions without ruining other characters :") .

I will also like to apologize if any dick Grayson or tim drake fans got offended . Your fav is in no way getting bashed here . They are ALSO very RICH in character and deserve not be De characterized as well . This is just a well needed rant ABOUT some of their fanfictions and how authors would use Jason as a way to enhance them . HAVE A GREAT DAY .

[onepunchmiss]

OPM s2e12 Live Blog

“The Wiping of the Disciple’s Butt”

The season finale. I’m nauseous. Lets begin. 

As always, I’m watching from the perspective of someone who has read the manga and webcomic. 

Right where we left off. Again I love the music. I’m just like, really calm right now actually. hhhhhhhhhhhokay. OOF oh god all the crunching sound effects oh no, this is already so weird watching Garou get his ass handed to him since he’s pretty much curb stomped every other hero in battle thus far, or at the VERY LEAST avoided taking so many hits. This. is so uncomfortable to watch. WOAH ????? THESE SHOTS WERE ONLY THERE FOR A SPLIT SECOND BUT??? HOLY SHIT???

GAROU’S HAIR OH MY GOD 

Oh god oh god Bang is relentless this hurts please stop guys GUYS PLZ  HAS NO ONE REALISED THAT NOT ONE HERO HAS DIED CMON PLZ IT HURTS calm down stop trying to kill him plsplspls OH

THIS 

IS WHY

WE STAN GAROU

HE SAYS FUCK DEATH HOW ABOUT I JUST GET STRONGER INSTEAD QUE EPIC THEME MUSIC

oh god damnit him legit running on all fours right there just looks goofy tho F “preposterous style” Bang you aint lying asdfghjkl really though OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS DRAWN SO BEAUTIFULLY THIS IS SO BLESSED 

WAIT 

NO OPENING THEME???????????????????? WHAT?????????????????????? WHY????????????????????????? ONE, I WANTED TO SEE THE CHIBI OF THE WEEK AND 2 

I WASNT PREPARED FOR MY FAVORITE DOPEY BIRD MAN THE FUCK PHOENIXMAN PLS NO ILY I know people hate him a lot but I just really dig how he feels like a fleshed out character compared to most other monsters, like he’s legit lookit him being all smart and stuff plz I just,,,,,,,,,,,, want to hug dumb fluffy birb ;-;

Woah again I’m being blown away by the animation??? Garou getting smacked around is really fluid and this just looks really cool in general?????

FUCK I CANT DO FLASHBACKS MAN JUST HEARING THE KID VOICE MAKED MY STOMACH LURCH OH NO 

OH NO I SCREAM OH NO I CANT OH NO GIMME 5 MINUTES PLEASE I CANNOT BBY NO I FORGOT ADULT GAROU IS IN THE FLASHBACK WATCHING THIS TIME PLS NO 

LIKE???????? I got kinda a comedic vibe watching him comment on it in the manga but the slow music and shit is just FUKKIN ME UP RIGHT NOW I HATE IT THANKS IT HURTS

oh god his face he has the seething thousand mile stare of quiet rage and its burning a hole STRAIGHT THROUGH MY ENTIRE BEING “But me I was the loner kid. Always gloomy and without friends” STOP. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT. IM CRYING AT U RIGHT NOW STOP

NO DONT HOLD HIM LET HIM GO S T O P OR SO HELP ME i can’t watch this what the fuck “I was always the loser” SHIT this legitimately hurts me “I dont want to be the monster anymore” GArou hey did you hear that part?? hEY GAROU DID YOU HEAR YOURSELF THERE??? 

WHAT DID I SAY WHAT THE F DID I JUST SAY STOP HOLDING HIM STOP STOPPIT  THE HELL MAN What if……….. I just go BACK IN TIME AND ADOPT BB GAROU CAN I DO THAT IS THIS POSSIBLE IS THIS ALLOWED ? ?? ?

oh my god it keeps getting worse. I mean. I already knew garou was being disproportionately reprimanded for what he supposedly did, but watching this scene just fucking kicked me in the teeth. As if my stomach wasn’t already in knots. The fuck . why does this hurt so much more watching than reading the frustration in seeping into me ffffff.

This looks really cool but, i can barely focus on that because im pretty much being exsanguinated on the floor over here by this whole sequence look at him crying. do it for me cause I sure as hell can’t 

“I want to strike a blow for the little guy”

Fukkin GETTEM GO GETTEM 

HOLY SHIT HIS VA IS GOING T F OFF 

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKIT HIM ILY SO MUCH SAVE THE DAY BIRB SAVE 

ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO INTENSE EVERYONE IS SO INTENSE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS BUT HOLY SHIT FUCK IM SCREAMING GAROU IS SCREAMING BANG AND BOMB SCREAMING GENOS AND EVEN PHOENIXMAN EVEN THE MUSIC IS SCREAM WE ALL JUST SC R E M

OH MY GOD AND THE LITTLE HEAD NOT GENOS AND BANG GIVE EACHOTHER SAVING THE HEROES OH MY GOD OH FUCK AND THE WAY THEY ANIMATE BANG JUMPING AROUND IS DOPE AS HELL AND ALSO HOLY SHIT ELDER CENTIPEDE I MISSED THE UNSETTLING SMOOTH CG LIKE ANIMATION FOR THE CENTIPEDES EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS JUST SCREAMING RN I AM OVERLOAD HELP 

Garou flailing in the air in Phoenixman’s grip is … really adorable oh my god. “It’s your fault for not finishing them” ooooooo that shut him up didn’t it oof. Also nice cameo by Tatsumaki there 

ASDFGHJKL THE MUSIC AGAIN I LOVE IT I LOVE THEM LOOK AT THEM OH MY GOD 

THIS IS SO BAD ASS

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO BADASS

Genos’s eye static, The brother’s fists swirling, THE FUKKIN CARAPACE SHATTERING 

THIS FIGHT IS SO WILD MY COMPUTER CANT EVEN TAKE IT. ITS GLITCHING AND FREEZING UP HOLY SHIT

oh god ok the face coming out of the face was pure nightmare fuel alright then

WAIT

I FORGOT GENOS IS A SELF SACRIFICING DUMBASS. NO IM NOT READY GENOS YOU DOOF LISTEN TO KUSENO LISTEN TO HIM 

oh no 

oh no

im crying oh no

this animation is beautiful first of all and the music like im just here this is where I’m at and I’m crying oh no 

He’s an angel. A literal angel. Look at that and tell me he doesn’t look like a fucking angel in the sky with the rays of light casting shadows around him. 

Genos you are too good and pure for this world but that DOESNT MEAN TRY TO GET YOURSELF KILLED 

Shit they really made it look like he was gonna self destruct there for a second which MADE HIS LAST STAND EVEN MORE INTENSE OH MY GOD SWEETHEART Y’all ever get into a show because you keep seeing one character that catches your interest, and you keep seeing them pop up on your dash or wherever until you finally decide ‘well fuckit, this is the asshole that’s gonna get me to finally watch the show’, cause you’re already invested in them anyway? Genos did that for me with OPM. If this fool didn’t exist Who knows how long it would’ve taken me to get to watching OPM, if ever. And shit like this is why I STILL love him. I usually move on to new faves 90% of the time but nope. Genos earned his spot and is keeping it. Look at this insane shit. My heart. Uhg

Enough gushing asdfghjkl ok but Genos, you just went INTO THE DAMNED THING’s STOMACH,,,,, and you’re SURPRISED that there’s STOMACH ACID?? But real talk. What the EVERLONG FUCK is that thing’s insides made out of? How did it NOT DIE. the FuCK

asdfghjkl Phoenixman’s chuckle???? I love 

Oh Bang no, this is wrenching my heart like I know that he doesn’t actually use his power but its built up so intensely like,,, would he be ok if he did??? and actually more concerningly since it even WAS brought up that he has some hidden true strength, will we EVER get to see that??? Oh Shit well when they word it as “All the power left to me in this life” then yeah, that seems pretty life or death ish???? THE FUCK 

Oh thank god comedic relief is here I feel like i’m about to have a heart attack my chest is so tight hhhhhh ok breathe WAIT THIS ISNT COMEDIC THIS IS BADASS AS HELL JEEZUS witht he flashbacks to the Saitama encounter and THIS LOOK

The Anime is really fucking with the audience huh??? Making it look like KIngs about to throw hands like???????????? OH SHIT AND THIS MUSIC IS DOPE AS HELL TOO IM JUST laughing I have so much excessive energy right now???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHZAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDFGHJKLJHGFDSWERTGYHUIUJHGFDFGHJKJHGFRE THE FUKKIN SONG THEY BROUGHT IT BACK THE ULTIMATE SONG I GOT THREE NOTES IN JUST THREE NOTES AND I KNOW IM SCREAMING I GOTTA GO RUN BRB 

IM STILL SCREAMING FADFJSAGFJDSLKAHVFSKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUR MAIN MAN THERE HE IS THERE HE IS IM GONNA THROW UP 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

OH MY FUCK THATS WHAT THE OPENING SEQUENCE EXPLOSION WAS FROM OH GOD OH FUCK BEAUTIFUL THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OH FUCK OH GOD 

The REPRISE oh no oh NO OH NO OH NO NO ITS NOT OVER im not ready its not I cant no no no i dont want to press play cause if I press play it will end soon no no no Oh my god and at the end there isnt gonna be a title card for the next episode because THERE IS NO NEXT EPISODE no non o nonononon on on on ono no no no 

NO 

HEY IVE BEEN RIPPED OFF. WHERES THE FACE WITH HIS HAIR BLOWN BACK??? ASDFJKL fine I cant even be mad everything else was tooo  ofdbghjfshkggfhsjgbfhjka

KING WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT REACTION ASDFGHJKL W H A T 

WAIT THEY ARE DOING THE OPENING THEME AT THE END NO I CANT HANDLE SEEING EVERYOONE NOW OF ALL TIMES GOD DAMNIT WHY ok yknow what. I knew it would be king. I dont know how but i did 

Wha

wh

fkin cliffhanger no please no 

I.. I’m kind of at a loss for words. I’m. That’s it, huh? It’s really over. It doesn’t FEEL over. There’s so much unfinished business. Well, the only way to really neatly wrap everything up as neatly as S1 did would have been to get ALL THE WAY through the Garou arc, which obviously wasn’t going to happen, but this is not a great spot to leave off if we’re going to endure another few years hiatus. My hope is that, with biweekley manga updates, we should wrap up the Monster Association/Garou stuff (assuming it doesn’t diverge from the web comic too much) some time next year, and I’m HOPING that s3 is already being planned accordingly along side manga publications. So MAYBE it will at least be announced around that time 2020. That’s my wishful thinking at least. I don’t think I can survive 3 years. anyway

You could really tell JC Staff poured their hearts and souls into these last 2 episodes. Absolutely gorgeous, paced well, so completely satisfying and making every second of s2 worth while. For me, at least. I’ve already seen people still complaining and I’m just sorry they didn’t have as much fun as I did. 

Seriously, thank each and every one of you guys. This has been a wild ride, I’ve barely had this blog a few weeks before season 2 started airing (and honestly just got into opm maybe a month before that?), so I owe a lot of the success on the blog to the anime I bet. This was the first series I’ve never tried live bogging, and I honestly can’t believe that they were as popular as they were? Especially since I never have any idea what I’m doing but yall listen to me ramble anyway?? Yall are crazy thank you so so so much. Now my tuesdays are gonna feel really empty… next week is gonna be weird as hell. Though I’m gonna get mad nostalgic good vibes rewatching this season in the future in no small part from sharing my experience with everyone who's stuck around. I can’t say see yall next week this time, but, see you next season whenever it may be for sure.

[smorgasbordofobsessions]

liveblog: “bonds” movie

gonna waste more of my time

tldr: this movie dragged its ass and i cannot believe that the four man team of shikamaru, kakashi, shino, and sai never became a real thing in canon because what a great fucking team like i honestly gained a month of life just from the idea of it

right off the bat we have brooding sasuke behind a waterfall and this IS the immediate drama i’m here for

shirt off, of course, cause you gotta

platoons?

the 3D animation looks crrisp

this is a fucking battleship!!!

i don’t know what the fuck happens in this movie but i’m hoenstly locing the premise of it so far

invasion for the win

oh this is konoha

THEY HAVE FUCING KUNAI GUNS?!?!?!?!?!

oh so these land of sky ninja are really just out here indiscriminately killing nice

oh hey naruto

who the hell is this oddly dressed dude?

shikamaruuuuuuu

kakashi and yamato!!

okay so... i never though i’d say this, but please i want to see sasuke again

mainly because i don’t care about this doctor dide - just get me back to the action

oh so this boy i s actually a girl

SAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAI I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LOOK AT HIS BEAUTIFUL BIRDIE!!!!!!!

AND HIS TUMMY!!!!

NO ONE TOLD ME SAI WAS IN THIS MOVIE!!!!!!

HE LOOKED SO GOOD IN ACTION!!!!!

I FEEL SO BLESSED TO HAVE SEEN HIM!!!!!!

i’m being givien lige

FUCK OROCHIMARU!!!!!!!!!!!

oh the role of that doctor dode has suddenly become relevant

some dumb shit is about to happen i can tell

thank you sakura

this dumbass really went for a scalpel and yep here’s the dumb shit i knew would happen

woow surprise surprise amaru’s a girl i couldve never figured that out

also like... ow the fuck is naru affected by a fucking posionous fish bite like the dude has the fucking jyuubi???

also i’d be blushing if i had a girl sucking on my thigh too

yooooo watch this doctor dude be sketchy as shit

YO AMARU HAS A CRUSH ON DOCTOR DUDE

but aso like of course anruto didn’t think that amaru was a girl because he barelt notices them anyways

WHERE IS MY SASUKE/NARUTO MEET UP!!!!!!!!!!!1

wow symbolism

oh bye bye doctor dude

this movie is dragging for real thoguh

honest to god we didn’t need this much time for this part of the storyline

they fucking left the firl haha

oh so we reallt about to have hinata be the damsel in distress

zero tails what the fuck????

YES SAI!!!

i’m fucking lLIVE!!!!!!! for shikmaru jesis

also um... to talk my fave characters down a bit, it really is taking two of y’all to fiight against four people?? please. y’all can do better

also i can taste the sasunaru reunion

also no fucking way this fucking zero tails is the thing that brings ouf the kyuubi like please

oooohhhhh the zero tails brought up saasuke AND talked about how naruto can’t save people so yUP KYUUBI TIME

paused the movie so three things:

you really trying to tell me that naruto needed the jyuubi’s chakra for this poor excuse of a fight?? bullshit

all naruto needed to do was tell amaru that doctor dude believed in her and that broke her of her possession? bullshit

of COURSE doctor dude was sketchy as hell and is somehow still alive through what i already know is gonna be bullshit reasons

a continuer. i have 52min left in this movie jesus christ

SHINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

WAT A GREAT FUCKING TEAM WHAT TH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

fucking brilliant teamwork what the actual fuck

this tunnel gave me sasunaru reunion vibes and... can it happen in this movie please

i’m glad they’re giving naruto one braincell having hiim be sispicious of the doctor dude

okay, half a braincell

with this explanation of the zero-tails, then sasuke should be the SOLE possessor of the zero tails

doctor dude went super saiyan

no not super saiyan... uugghhh there’s this anime but i don’t know what it’s called but this dude looks JUST LIKE one of the main characters

god i wish i knew more anime/cartoons that featured anthro animals beause i can see it in my mind but i just don’t know the title. i know it’s not beastars though

“super activation fist” -sideeyes-

please, i’m begging for sasuke to show up i can’t believe i have to sit through this mess

naruto really out here getting his ass beat though like... no

“i’m not gonna stop until i beat you with this fist!” -sideeyes-

this movie is dragging its ass jesus

amaru wanted to kill herself but naruto said no but hoenstly i need something to happen

this move is taking FOEVER

oh so NOW naruto can beat doctor dude’s ass because wMoTiOnS have been realized i’m vbuibghsbfnjbhjbfhrbfhra

SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LITERALLY SHED A YEAR BECASE HE’S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

NARUTO IS SHOOK BECAUSE ASUKE EXISTS

SASUKE DN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS DUDE FUCKING TRY HOM!!!!!!!!!!!

CHIDORI SENBON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND HE DIPPED !!!!!

sasuke saved this entire fucking chapter of this movie

so of course doctor dude is allowing himself to get absorbed into the zero tails

sasuke couldn’t give less of a shit and anruto is concerned about sasuke

100% on brand

sasuke: “this is painful to watch” FACTS

of course sasuke and naruto working together as a team because they know each other so well due to their shared brotherhood and rivalry

i still fucking hate the design of sasuke’s curse seal form BIT i support him having his shirt off

sasuke legitimately couldn’t give less of a shit

lowkey mad that sasuke’s not talking more in this movie because you KNOW he’d have some killer lines

thank you sasuke

wow

naruto’s fucking EYES when he looks at sasuke

i cannot believe that i’ve been shittingon sasuke for so long i’m actually ashamed of myself

but also this fucking naruto sacrifcing himself is like... not off brand, but also like no

i’m highkey mad that we don’t see my new favorite team actually doing some fighting BBUT i’m just glad that the idea even exists because it’s prime beef

this was honestly... such an anticlimatic ending and hhow the FUCK is amaru gonna fo anything??

oh so she’s gonna die with naruto so naruto doen’t die alne/??

dumbass

plus - we all know that sasuke would’ve saved naruto like literall not even a question about that

we really missed out on some stellar sasuke dialogue

[venus-says]

Life update and some other things!

I'm sorry, the old Venus can't come to the phone right now... Why?... Oh, 'cause he's dead!

Yes, you're not having a hallucination, I'm indeed back with the blog. I mean, I'm not completely back yet, but I'm in the process of coming back.

So, you may be asking (or not) why I've bee away for an entire month and well this post is to tell what happened.

I was trying to keep a schedule of posts because I'm a madman and I thought that having consistency in the form of posting daily would be a great idea and that the world would conspire in my favor and would let that happen while having two huge long term projects coexisting. It happens that life isn't as kind and it came to bite me in the ass for trying to do too much stuff at the same time.

There wasn't necessarily one specific thing that lead me to take a break, it was more like a conversion of bad things happening at the same time in my personal life that really worn me down to an estate of deep sadness and exhaustion, and to my luck, all of that decided to happen at the same time as quarantine started in Brazil which brought a lot of tension, a huge political mess, and a whole lot of anxiety as our current president and his supporters seem to not care for the well being of the population thinking that the virus is just a made-up thing to make him and his government look bad. And don't even get me started in the whole lot of unconstitutional stuff has been happening, and that apparently no one in our justice system seems to care, that just makes the fear of us falling into another dictatorial regime after only 35 years of being back into living in a democracy hunt me in my dreams at night.

As you can see, this hasn't been the happiest of times.

And it just gets worse because the things that were supposed to help me in escaping from this terrifying reality actually only made me feel worse. First, because I couldn't just sit down and watch them, I had to watch and write about them, which was something I honestly had no energy to do. And second, because I wasn't exactly happy with the shows themselves, you know? I was really done with Prichan after the another!Daia arc, Zero-One had been constantly making me angry, all of the problems I had with Precure 5 seemed to only have been exacerbated into extreme levels in GoGo, Kamen Rider Ghost's 2nd and 3rd arc were just ghastly, and On Parade... well, was On Parade. Only Healin' Good was genuinely making me happy but even that I tried to avoid because I was very afraid of my mood ruining my experience with the show and turning something I really enjoyed into something that I hated.

And I know that it seems that I'm that salty bitch who loves to hate things just for the sake of it and that I should be thriving if I was seeing a lot of problems in the shows I was watching, but that's very far from the truth, I actually hate talking about bad things. Because the franchises I cover here are things that I love, I mean, this is a personal blog where I tell my PERSONAL experiences as I watch these shows, and as things that I love I want all of them to be good and I wanna say good things about them, but I can't come here and fake saying that I loved something and I had the greatest time ever because it would go against what this blog is about. Also faking enthusiasm is just as mentally exhausting as being honest and talking shit about stuff so that wouldn't really solve any of my problems.

So, in a self-preservation move, I step away from this blog and I indulged myself in a whole bunch of shit that wasn't anime in order to get me up and running again while I try to forget the problems of the world. I've listened to a shit-ton of podcasts, I've done some gaming (which is something that I barely do), obviously I cleaned and cooked a lot (like most of the people in quarantine are doing), and I've even got back into reading which was something that I haven't really done since my tablet broke like two years ago. Gosh, I even found out I actually like musicals and I've been watching recordings of shows on youtube non-stop and that has brought me a lot of joy (and I believe a lot of headaches to my neighbors). Heck, I even got to watch a few of the anime that just started in the most recent season and even got to find some new faves, so that break time was really helpful in making my mind drift away from all the negativities and the bad energy that was lurking around.

Of course, I'm still not 100% back, I'm still feeling very tired and my sense of time is all messed up, but I'm feeling better and I'm feeling renewed so I thought it was the time to slowly get back with the blog. And you can call me weird here, but it didn't feel right to be back with new energies and a new vibe and continue with the same dumb name for the blog. Like, I know this is a dumb thing to be hung on, but I gotta be honest I was never fully happy with my usernames that I've used in the past two~three years. I think CureCupid is a dumb name and venus-moonrise is even dumber, and I've been wanting to rebrand for a long ass time but I'm not a creative hoe and I couldn't think of a better name that wouldn't sound silly as hell and it wouldn't include the words venus, moon, and fairy, in any shape or form.

But I thought about it and realized that there wouldn't be any other time as perfect as this one to change my URLs, because I already lost the timing once when I stopped making gifs at CureCupid and I had that huge ass break in the blog before I came back to it in August last year, and since I'm with renewed energies would be very conflicting to keep going while having this thing with a dark aura around bringing me enjoyment down. And so I changed my usernames, I'm sorry for making you all confused, but I needed a concrete change.

And that's not the only change happening. Forget the daily posts, I may try that again in the future, but not for now. Until my gears are grinding to their full capacities I will post whenever I want, but whenever I get ready to have a schedule again I will post only 4 days of the week because if there's a thing that this period has taught me is that I need to consume other things that aren't precure, aikatsu, and kamen rider, so that I don't go crazy. So there's that.

Finally to conclude this long-ass post I would like to thank you all for still keeping up with me even though I'm a terrible content creator. I don't know if people on tumblr are aware but I have a WordPress blog that is basically the same thing as the tumblr just with more screenshots of the episodes and that blog hasn't had a single day with 0 visitors even though I haven't posted in the past 38 days and I'm really grateful for that and I hope that from now on I can match up with this support.

I'm not sure when I'll be back with the weekly show reviews, thankfully for the purposes of this blog almost all shows I cover are in hiatus due to COVID-19 so I can catch up with them easily without feeling pressured. But before that I decided that I'll do a monthly faves post to come out sometime during this week, is not necessarily a post with only my favorite things of the month, I just got inspired by Pixielocks video and I wanted to do something to talk about the things I watched during the break and it's something I want to become a regular thing for the blog so I have another incentive to watch other things without the need of commitment.

Well, I've written way more than I needed but I'm glad I was finally able to put this out, it may seem like a silly thing but it really made me feel better to be able to open up about stuff. Thank you so much for reading, be safe, take care of yourself, happy mother's day (!!!), and I hope I can meet you in the next time. Bye-bye.