Text
why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch
207K notes
·
View notes
Photo
195K notes
·
View notes
Text
how to seduce me:
deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
dont talk to me
617K notes
·
View notes
Photo
654K notes
·
View notes
Photo
144K notes
·
View notes
Photo
453K notes
·
View notes
Photo
420K notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm replaying skyrim and I always forget the the default face and the guy that greets you when you wake up is the same
And it's so fucking funny to me because all I can think of is them just
87K notes
·
View notes
Text
24K notes
·
View notes
Text
me: whats up?
some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me
me:
223K notes
·
View notes
Text
do you ever look at something and think “oh damn if I were a completely different person I would love that”
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
762K notes
·
View notes