#Bro is like a bird

[floralcavern]

The wasted potential of Flash x Twilight

Listen…

When I tell you young me was obsessed with this ship, I was obsessed. But now I’m older and I’m just seeing how… bad and cringey it is. SO!! I shall take it upon myself to rewrite these two!!

First, I am completely removing him from Equestria Girls. I know that’s ’how they met’ but I want to erase every interaction these two had in that movie from my brain because they are so damn cringe and hard to watch. Sorry, not sorry human Flash.

So, instead, he’s just a knight at Cadence’s castle. 

Twilight quickly finds herself developing a small crush on the guy. In this, Flash is… a himbo trying so hard to be smooth. But he’s clumsy as hell. He runs into walls when he’s not paying attention, he’s constantly bumping into others, etc. And in this rewrite, he meets Twilight because he’s the one constantly bumping into her, not the other way around. 

And he tries so hard to play it cool and not embarrass himself even more, but he’s just failing so damn hard. And eventually, he just word vomits, like, “If I’m being completely honest, princess. I don’t know how I got this job. I-I keep running into things because everything here is so shiny and reflective and I don’t even know what I’m doing half the time. I think I was, like, a diversity hire because I’m not a crystal pony and I am freaking out.”

And Twilight has sympathy for him because she knows how it feels to feel out place amongst others who seem to know what they’re doing. 

So, she goes to Cadence and kind of tells her about it, Cadence helping out Flash in getting used to the Crystal Empire and whatnot. 

Eventually, Twilight develops a crush, and she goes to Cadence about it. Now, Cadence has experience with himbo knights, so I think this has the potential for a cute episode of Cadence helping Twilight try to ask Flash out while we also hear more about Cadence and Shining Armor when they were younger. 

And I think when the other main 6 meet Flash for the first time, they see what an absolute boyloser he is, and they’re all just like (　˙-˙　)???? as they try to figure out what Twilight sees in this absolute moron who keeps getting distracted by random stuff and Twilight’s just watching him like with a lovestruck smile, “Isn’t he great?”

Listen, idk why, but the idea of book smart, hard working, Princess Twilight’s love interest being a silly, boyloser himbo that she can weirdly relate to is the funniest thing ever and I love this idea so much.

[neostellarjpg]

"i hate davepeta they ruined davesprite's character arc!!" mfw the character burdened with their identity finds freedom and joy in allowing themselves to become a different person rather than remaining trapped as a "bargain bin" facsimile of their ideal self

[faunandfloraas]

Fav skz // as expected of our Lee Know ♡

[biscuit-munchies]

I'm on my stupid shit again people ;; Had an idea of a Harpy Jimmy Z cause bro NEEDS a creature power suit. How he got like that is Chris and Martin (mainly Martin) wanted Jimmy to get used to the creature power suits seeing he's the only one that doesn't really have one. Jimmy isn't all too keen on getting his own suit right away, so they use Martin's as a test. Chris shows him the basics of proper use of the CPS and which disks to use and what exactly to touch to activate (using chris' animal bits collection or whatever he calls it). They probably start off with 'easy' animals (like songbirds or small mammals) and Jimmy starts getting used to it, maybe even a bit more confident.

So these idiots boys keep cycling through different animals probably faster than the CPS is used to until BANG! The suit malfunctions! (as suits do) and Jimmy comes out as a mashup of different kinds of birds! (mainly a Harpy Eagle (hah), a heron, a vulture, and a hummingbird). Martin is amazed, Chris is like "huh?", and Jimmy is like "?????? WHAT THE FUCK????" and so hijinx ensues, or whatever

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

The freaky god parents

[sneakingpasta]

NOT FIZZ SHOWING OFF HIS RICH BOYFRIEND’S DOOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

what if NMJ just poofs into an owl when qi deviations loom tho

Bonus from a later reblog:

FWUMP

[ricky-mortis]

Howdy hello- guess who made a wings au :)

More to come with this eventually- I’m working on my designs for other characters at the moment, but for now we’ve got Red-Tailed Hawk for Curt and Eagle Owl for Owen.

For DMA I had Barn Owl wings because a) Barn Owls are beautiful and I wanted to draw the wings for them, and more importantly, b) Owen would probably want to disguise his wings, and it would make sense if it was as a different type of owl. I just assume he’d dye his feathers in some way or another. Look- just don’t think about it too much.

[doctorsiren]

I don't normally vibe with these sorts of AU's but your monsters AU has me in a chokehold.

Hear me out, Phoenix and Edgeworth having a snuggle like on the couch or in bed. Phoenix absolutely melting into a good head scratch while Edgeworth plays with his hair. He is absolutely just one big ol puppy and I'm obsessed

Good thing vampires have super strength because bro would probably become Flat Stanley if he was still human

[ironunderstands]

I JUST EXPERIENCED A THOUGHT BEAR WITH ME

SO DO YOU KNOW HOW AVEN GAVE UP HIS ROOM FOR THE TRAILBLAZER BC THEY COULDN’T CHECK IN??? Well, I think it was not just to get the express on his side a bit and start up a deal with them, but he also deliberately wanted to talk to the family (ie Sunday) to switch rooms. I mean, giving Sunday the full control to choose where Aventurine stays? Aventurine, an enemy of Sunday’s due to the fact that he is a representative of the IPC? Would Sunday not be chomping at the bit at the prospects of being able to control that? (Ik he’s a family member but I do not think he is in charge of hotel reception normally). I already think Sunday was listening into Ratio and Avens argument in 2.0 (which was obviously staged read by other posts), but now that I remember this, that Sunday was given full control over where Aven would stay? No way in hell he wasn’t gonna monitor that room, if he somehow wasn’t planning on it already.

[bumblydumbly]

insane how people act like charles is ‘the jealous one’ like edwin didnt spend the whole first episode screaming crying throwing up every time charles looked at crystal and not him

[crustyfloor]

I wanna throw Ivan into a hot dog boiler

[payaso-gomi]

this one came to me in a nightmare 💖

[birdcantthink]

spies :)

I haven’t posted art on any social media in more than a year so I’m terrified of posting anything but yeah !

(I’ve watched this musical 13 times I love it sm)

[littleredstory]

Poppy!!! The black and white doodle page was done by @the-meme-monarch and I had a creative field day coloring it- w permission from them of course to do so and to post it!

[tequiilasunriise]

When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).