#British Stereotypes

[grim-has-issues]

My favorite British stereotype is that they are all sassy as hell.

[gameguy20100]

Adrien: I often wonder if Felix has friends in London. 

(LOndon)

Felix: The port is quite good.

Friend 1: Yes, quite good.

Friend 2: Indeed.

Friend 3: Most certainly.

Brian: What year is it?

1: '51.

2: Ah.

3: Delectable.

Felix: Indeed.

3: Yes

2: [catches fire] Oh, dear!

3: What is it?

2: It appears I've spontaneously combusted.

Felix: Oh, I am sorry.

2: Oh, it's quite all right. I've grown tired of living.

Felix: Ah, very good then.

1: For the best.

3: Indeed.

Felix: Oh, is it raining again?

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[hypocrisy-incarnate]

once again thinking about podcast men with the most british names i've ever fucking heard

[thestipguy]

stip if it was perfect

[solbellaria]

Came to Scars stream just on time to see Scar ask Joel if he grew up in the closet

[skitskatdacat63]

"If you're not with me(rc), then you're my enemy!!"(x)

[falloutfujoshii]

Android Codsworth,,,, FYUIDGIHFD

hey guys meet my son Codsworth isnt he so cool

..whos shaun

[catwouthats]

Tolkien fans can be so bigoted that I’m always surprised whenever I open up LoTR and find that it’s a story about BIPOC coded little people saving the world from evil (with the help of an old ass little person who has DID bc of the horrors) and also a Native man getting his right to his ancestors land.

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

been meaning to say this for a while but i love how the lifers react with joy and delight whenever pearl says something australian. “ohh she’s pulled out the mate” “it would make my day if you said gday mate” “you said blimey/crikey!” she’s just talking normally and everyone else is having the MOST fun with it,,

[enbysiriusblack]

yeah btw guys irl i say 'innit' and 'mate' and 'get in' and 'wanker' and 'minging' and 'cunt' and 'bloody' and don't pronounce my t's and i also have beans and toast like at least once a month... i'm very british 😞 i'm so sorry 💔💔

[bugslap]

ayo that creepy british guy in the alley kinda foine

[sw4gf1sh]

I keep thinking about how Nigel said he had a nightmare over not having biscuits with his tea or something and that is honestly the funniest thing I’ve heard as of lately

[theaskew]

Monster Chetwynd (Alalia Chetwynd) (British b. 1973), Crazy Bat Lady, 2018. (Source: Tate Museum, London)

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Liquid Snake x Reader

Warning for language but it's part of the copypasta. Also British stereotypes in case that offends you.

Liquid Snake

You have a thing for bad boys, are attracted to English accents or you just have a massive inferiority complex.

First Date:

You are a soldier working on Shadow Moses Island. Your partner has just taken Solid Snake to a locked cell after bring tortured by Ocelot, now leaving you and the blonde alone together. He turns your way and you try not to shit your pants Johnny style. He looks at you, then places a palm on your shoulder. "Oi mate, I think ell be outta it fo' a while. Care fo' a spot o' tea?" You're not really left with much of a choice so you follow your boss.

You eventually reach a cafeteria for the staff. Liquid dumps all the coffee out of the pot and begins to fill it with earl grey tea. "You hungry?" You shake your head. You couldn't possibly eat after seeing what the man had for himself on a tray. "Nothing like good ol' beans an marmite!" He then grabbed the pot and drank it all, scalding his throat. "That was bloody good, that it was!" Was your superior some kind of freak?

He then went on a long speech about french infants or something? You didn't really care and started to zone out. You didn't realize you had fallen asleep until you woke up to liquids final words. "And next thing I no, the bloke is ripping out me vocal cords. That's wot I get for workin' with a red head who got his fashion sense from a BDSM club." Just then you heard a noise. !

It was none other than Solid Snake, having made his escape. Liquid was furious. "BRUV, HOW DID YOU ESCAPE!" His twin walked closer. "That's not important. I just came by to tell you that you're wrong. You can't download UNO for Xbox." Liquid then felt his veins begin to twitch. "Everyone has UNO dipshit. It came fo' free with your fucking Xbox!" His twin then gave him a smirk. "I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

"No you don't, I bought mine on day one you fucking tard."

.....

"Well, mine didn't have it." He was determined to prove Solid wrong. The two men soon ended up in a screaming match, various swears tossed back and forth. "I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER!"

"GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FO' FREE, YOU DUMB WANKER! IT'S A FUCKING CARD GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FO' IT!"

"I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR, I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN!"

"YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN BLOODY THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO, IT'S FREE-" Suddenly Liquid stopped. He raised his hand to his chest and gave out a weak cough. He then toppled over, a result from the FOXDIE. "Damn. Never seen someone get so angry that they straight up had a heart attack. Colonel, the plan worked. I'm bringing Meryl back and then we're going to pound town. Just don't expect me to call her afterwards." You couldn't hear the other voice on the codec call but you had a hunch that it was something along the lines of "Wait, what?-"

Shit. Well now you were out of a job. You went to the lab and found a computer already logged in. It was time to start looking for shady jobs on Craigslist again.

[isablooo]

I realised they made chef zeff and sanji british instead of french in the one piece live action because gordon ramsey. And for the record I do in fact love the performances, gordon ramsey coded chef zeff is everything