#British Stereotypes

[grim-has-issues]

My favorite British stereotype is that they are all sassy as hell.

[gameguy20100]

Adrien: I often wonder if Felix has friends in London. 

(LOndon)

Felix: The port is quite good.

Friend 1: Yes, quite good.

Friend 2: Indeed.

Friend 3: Most certainly.

Brian: What year is it?

1: '51.

2: Ah.

3: Delectable.

Felix: Indeed.

3: Yes

2: [catches fire] Oh, dear!

3: What is it?

2: It appears I've spontaneously combusted.

Felix: Oh, I am sorry.

2: Oh, it's quite all right. I've grown tired of living.

Felix: Ah, very good then.

1: For the best.

3: Indeed.

Felix: Oh, is it raining again?

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[feketeribizli]

marci tidbits i feel like sharing no context rhyme or reason

back in his junior years competing in the italian championship he had this girl situationship (she was also competing)

they couldve become a thing but shes a redhead too and that weirded out marc for some reason (bud thinks thats like incest... grow uppp)

i dont have a name for her just yet but shes british. and drives in the academy under mercedes. or maybe even in f1 if we dare dream big enough

her presence and their shared past (that one season lol) haunts marci

and thus the mutual toxic rivalry with a briton was born 🧍‍♂️

thats one way to have a relationship with a woman. the other way is with his race engineer berta

my guy drinks up her words listens to her commands on the radio like his life depends on it (and maybe it does)

when i say marci is obedient i mean ittt he trusts and sticks to the strategies hes given 99% of the time bertas word is the only way

even when he thinks better of it he will do as berta advises. will have a quip if his idea was better but the world moves on and so does he

whats a little flirting in your radio transcipts. weirdly sensual updates on your tyre degradation and such

my frontal lobe has almost fully developed now and i can find so much beauty in m/f ships. peace and love

[thestipguy]

stip if it was perfect

[skitskatdacat63]

"If you're not with me(rc), then you're my enemy!!"(x)

[donutcats]

I just think it'd be cute if minho started calling kitty lovey when they start dating because it sounds like covey and he seems like the type to be that annoying and corny, and also it'd sound cute with his accent. (kitty secretly loves it even if she cringes every time. minho is absolutely aware of this)

[hypocrisy-incarnate]

once again thinking about podcast men with the most british names i've ever fucking heard

[solbellaria]

Came to Scars stream just on time to see Scar ask Joel if he grew up in the closet

[falloutfujoshii]

Android Codsworth,,,, FYUIDGIHFD

hey guys meet my son Codsworth isnt he so cool

..whos shaun

[catwouthats]

Tolkien fans can be so bigoted that I’m always surprised whenever I open up LoTR and find that it’s a story about BIPOC coded little people saving the world from evil (with the help of an old ass little person who has DID bc of the horrors) and also a Native man getting his right to his ancestors land.

[enbysiriusblack]

yeah btw guys irl i say 'innit' and 'mate' and 'get in' and 'wanker' and 'minging' and 'cunt' and 'bloody' and don't pronounce my t's and i also have beans and toast like at least once a month... i'm very british 😞 i'm so sorry 💔💔

[bugslap]

ayo that creepy british guy in the alley kinda foine

[sw4gf1sh]

I keep thinking about how Nigel said he had a nightmare over not having biscuits with his tea or something and that is honestly the funniest thing I’ve heard as of lately

[theaskew]

Monster Chetwynd (Alalia Chetwynd) (British b. 1973), Crazy Bat Lady, 2018. (Source: Tate Museum, London)

[ghostieblotts]

Once again thinking about Curt and Owen going to the chippy. It's the middle of winter. It's the early evening and the sun has set. It hasn't snowed, but the next morning there will be enough frost that you would think it had. They buy their food and speed-walk to the nearest park, so that when they perch on the cold wood of a bench in the corner, the chips are piping hot and golden, and the batter on the fish is crisp. Owen's food has enough vinegar on it that Curt wonders if he's trying to corrode his tongue (which would be terrible news). They bicker over Curt calling the chips "fries". It's warmth and nourishment and love in the middle of the biting cold. Can anyone hear me