#Brisbane fc

[bluebaggas]

Some Browny love for the lols

[aus-wnt]

vetodigital | the last to leave 🖊 Cortnee Vine stayed long after the full time whistle to make sure she didn’t miss a single signature or selfie. 

[chaos-footy]

Man I’m glad I’ve got my cardiologist appointment booked for tomorrow because my heart went through the wringer that last match :’)

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND ANOTHER WIN FOR DRAW FC!!!

[bidamonalbarn]

you're my only mutual (as far as i know) that know something abt football 😔😔

but at least i know someone who follows football now

haha glad to be of service!! what teams do u go for??

[maxincwood]

Era Uma Vez… Uma pessoa comum, de um lugar sem graça nenhuma! HÁ, sim, estou falando de você MAXINE WOOD. Você veio de BRISBANE, AUSTRÁLIA e costumava ser DESEMPREGADA por lá antes de ser enviado para o Mundo das Histórias. Se eu fosse você, teria vergonha de contar isso por aí, porque enquanto você estava LENDO, tem gente aqui que estava salvando princesas das garras malignas de uma bruxa má! Tem gente aqui que estava montando em dragões. Tá vendo só? Você pode até ser HONESTA, mas você não deixa de ser uma baita de uma RANCOROSA… Se, infelizmente, você tiver que ficar por aqui para estragar tudo, e acabar assumindo mesmo o papel de AMIGA DA DRIZELLA na história CINDERELA… Bom, eu desejo boa sorte. Porque você VAI precisar!

RESUMO: Max é a irmã mais nova de uma ex-atriz mirim, atualmente uma atriz e cantora australiana, com carreira crescendo nos Estados Unidos. Por esse motivo, seus pais nunca deram muita bola para a filha mais nova. Somente mudou para os EUA quando sua irmã mais velha pediu diretamente para a acompanhar, e assim fez, sendo sua assistente. Como Max tentou por anos impressionar os pais (e falhou), decidiu fazer uso desse conhecimento compondo algumas músicas, na intenção de vendê-las para algum artista. Porém, sua irmã basicamente roubou uma delas e só avisou quando estava para lançar. Maxine pediu demissão, voltou para Austrália e ia ficar na casa de sua avó, quando decidiu no meio do caminho para essa casa, abrir um dos livros que ganhou de brinde numa compra.

Max ainda detesta estar no mundo dos contos, assim como seu papel. Mas, devido as memórias confusas, está começando a perder pontos do seu passado e ser mais ácida do que o normal em algumas ocasiões. Não quer se envolver com Drizella e tenta a evitar o máximo possível, enquanto evita Anastasia por vergonha.

— 25 anos, ela/dela, fc: Angourie Rice

BIO:

Negligenciada pelos pais, Max cresceu praticamente cuidando de si mesma, enquanto assistia de camarote seus pais gerenciarem a carreira de sua irmã mais velha. Como ela era uma promessa para o entretenimento australiano, a atenção maior ia para ela e seu futuro, não sobrando espaço para a filha mais nova. Passou a maioria do tempo viajando, ficando na casa dos avós, e engolindo toda a frustração de cada comentário desagradável que escutou.

A rivalidade entre as irmãs era alimentada constantemente, e por mais que Maxine tentasse se mostrar talentosa também, nunca chegava aos pés da irmã, segundo os pais. Quando tentou se afastar disso, sua irmã recebeu uma oportunidade nos Estados Unidos, pedindo seu auxílio nisso. Obviamente, não quis deixar a irmã na mão, ainda mais com um pedido tão direto; aceitou ser a nova assistente dela. Porém, com tantos anos de conflitos não resolvidos, a parceria tinha data de validade, e tudo piorou bastante quando ela passou a investir mais em uma carreira musical. Max, além de assistente, era compositora e tinha intenção de vender suas composições para outros artistas, como um dinheiro extra, mas uma dessas composições foi pega pela própria irmã sem seu consentimento. Quando notou, a música já estava para ser lançada e não tinha nada que pudesse fazer.

Revoltada, rompeu finalmente com o contrato e voltou para a Austrália, buscando consolo na casa de sua avó. Estava no Uber quando decidiu dar uma lida em um de seus novos livros, escolhendo o brinde que recebeu dias atrás em um dos seus pedidos online, sendo este o livro dos perdidos.

CURIOSIDADES:

Sabe tocar violão, guitarra e um pouco de piano. Também canta razoavelmente bem, mas dificilmente solta a voz.

Tem mechas coloridas no cabelo, sendo rosa e roxo as cores. Já era para ter desbotado e saído, mas a magia no ar parece não deixar isso sumir.

Conhece a maioria dos contos, sendo fã de alguns, embora não admita facilmente. Ainda acha tudo muito estranho.

Nunca se deu um rótulo, mas sabe que gosta de mulheres.

[scratchybongvt]

Sidemascots' 5-a-side football! (Sidemascots 1.15)

Yodli: Team Vinicius vs. Team Sumi! It promises to be an epic match!

Sacha (@sashley1912): And it’s LIVE! Ohohohohohohoho! I always want to say that!

Sumi: What?! We’re rivals?! No Americas vs. Rest of the World?!

Vinicius: Grow up Sumi!

(Everyone laughed)

Sumi: BULLSH*T!

Vinicius: Oh, too far! We’re in tumblr!

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1! The penultimate episode!

Sumi: WHAT?!

Vinicius: Sorry, we’ve ran out of ideas!

Sumi: Someone get me a proper creative director for Season 2 or I’m OUT!

OC IV: What?

Vinicius: Action!

THE DRAFT

Yodli: Who will go first?

Vinicius: As written in my contractual small print, I will go first.

Sumi: pfffft…

Sacha: Vinicius goes first, I wonder what’s his first pick…

Yodli: Let me guess…

Vinicius: Miraitowa!

Miraitowa: Surprise, surprise… I won’t be impressed too if I win this match.

Sumi: Wenlock!

Wenlock: COME ON YOU HAMMERS! Rest in peace, @crackheadfromsainsburys, you will be missed.

Sacha: Mention Crackhead again or I’ll BREAK YOUR NECK!

Yodli: Calm down Sacha…

Sacha: F**k no! They killed my babies!

Yodli: Who?

Sacha: Phryges!

Yodli: Oh, haha.

Vinicius: Borobi! What’s that kit?

Borobi: Auckland FC mate! I’m still waiting for the return of Gold Coast United!

Vinicius: But you used to support Brisbane Roar!

Borobi: Brisbane Roar?! *spits* I’m loyal to the Gold Coast mate!

Sumi: Fuleco! He looks like a believable rival to Vinicius.

Vinicius: Pffft… Honohon!

Honohon and Miraitowa: Best friends forever!

Uzumin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sumi: Tina!

Tina: FORZA INTER! F**K MILANO!

Yodli: Respect in the Sidemascots is another fictional story you tell your children.

Sacha: Don’t fix it, embrace it. Though respect in the Sidemascots really makes a good Christmas story.

Vinicius: Uhm… Clyde, I would rather have him than having a vegan in our team.

Clyde: YESSSSSSSS! NO SCOTLAND NO PARTY!

Yodli: Hello? Glasgow 2026 Organizing Committee? Yeah, I suggest you make a mascot that doesn’t have any Scottish stereotypes. What? You don’t have enough money? Well that’s what you get for working with Australians!

Borobi: NO GOLD COAST, NO PARTY!

Someity: Don’t you start…

Sumi: Ugh, Someity, come on in!

Yodli: The draft is complete!

Sacha: I’m going for Team Vini - so many aura players on their lineup…

Yodli: Right, I’m having a 5 minute nap, wake me up when the match’s about to start.

Sacha: Sure thing, though I won’t guarantee…

THE MATCH

(Disclaimer: All proceeds of this match will be donated to Sumi’s patreon and the Glasgow 2026 Organizing Committee)

Yodli: *yawns*, I had a weird dream…

Sacha: Which is?

Yodli: Being pulled into the Sidemascots one day.

Sacha: Oh. eh.

Yodli: Let’s look at the lineups! 

(Transition)

Yodli: Team Vini’s namesake is unsurprisingly their captain today, being lined up in attack by Miraitowa.

Sumi: DEFAULT OLYMPIC MASCOT!

Yodli: ALL MASCOTS ARE THE SAME!

Miraitowa: THANKS YODLI!

Sacha: What a shout-fest!

Yodli: Behind them is Clyde in midfield, who’s filling in for Burke tonight after he had a hangover.

Sacha: Hangover?

Yodli: He drank too much soft drinks after his boyhood club beat Messi in an MLS playoff game, causing one of the biggest upsets in league history?

Sacha: Oh, haha. Reminds me of Para.

Yodli: Borobi is the last outfield player…

Sacha: The only kid to mopping!

Yodli: Mopping? Oh… he flops like a big fish in a dry pond.

Honohon: Don’t you start!

Yodli: And Honohon is between the sticks!

Honohon: Goalkeeping jobs are boring! (Bangs the goalposts, which set fire on them), GAME ON!

Sacha: Am I seeing football or am I seeing a circus show?!

Yodli: A Sidemen Charity Match more like! Onto Team Sumi, as their captain desperately wants to play up front even though we all know he’s sh*t.

Wenlock: You’ll never be good up front! Get back to defense and let us COOK!

Sumi: Someity already manages the defense!

Wenlock: Shut up!

Sumi: Fine!

Yodli: Team Sumi lines up a front three of Wenlock, Fuleco and Tina!

Fuleco: What should we call this front three?

Wenlock: How about WTF- oh no…

Tina: We’re in the Sidemascots.

Wenlock: Phew, WTF it is. Make sure to not mention the name much or else we’ll get demonetized!

Yodli: With no one in midfield, Sumi is in defense, even though the whole back line was already managed by Someity.

Sacha: Someity bossing the defense? Wow, my school team is going to learn A LOT from her.

Yodli: And here comes today’s referee…

Mandeville: Mandeville!

Vinicius: I knew it! Team Sumi will win!

Mandeville: No! As I officiated Sidemascots 1.1, I will keep it fair and square! 5-minute halves, most goals wins, best of three penalties to break the tie! Who goes first?

Vinicius: I-

Mandeville: Team Sumi to kick off! The entire season had enough of you going first!

Vinicius: I knew it-

Mandeville: Argue the ref and you’re booked!

Vinicius: Fine, guys, we’re screwed.

Miraitowa: Does anyone read Blue Lock?

Yodli: We’re kicking it off!

Sacha: It’s LIVE! Ohohohohohohohohohoh!

Yodli: Can you please stop?

Sacha: Sorry, this is my first time commentating…

Yodli: WTF are pressing high up the pitch!

Honohon: Get out of my view!

Mandeville: Totally legal!

Yodli: Wenlock to make a cross to Fuleco… Tackled by Vini!

Wenlock: REFEREE!

Mandeville: Play on!

(Sumi throws a plushie of Vinicius onto the field)

Sumi: Football Fairness Support!

Vinicius: Hey! The disrespect!

Mandeville: FFS, whoops, checking in progress…

Yodli: Two accidental acronyms already? Wow…

Sacha: Don’t fix it, embrace it.

Yodli: after commentating the penalty shootout, you’re right, Sidemascots, embrace it.

Mandeville: Check complete! No foul!

Wenlock: SERIOUSLY?!

Vinicius: YIPPEE!

Yodli: That’s what you get when you hire a British to be their referee! Vinicius with the ball… Miraitowa on the left, Borobi on the right mopping, the ball freezes mid-air!

Miraitowa: What?!

Sacha: What?!

Yodli: By Someity! She’s putting her telekinesis to good use!

Mandeville: Play on!

Yodli: Someity throws the ball to the other side, Tina gets the ball, to Fuleco, but it hits the fiery crossbar! Wenlock to finish it…

(Wenlock is being elbowed by Vinicius)

Vinicius: ACCIDENTAL!

Sumi: Football Fairness Support!

Mandeville: One video challenge per half, please.

Sumi: DAMN!

Mandeville: Play on!

Vinicius: MIRAI!

Yodli: Vini makes another cross to Mirai, he shoots, strangled by Someity! He’s been thrown off the pitch!

Mandeville: Play on!

Yodli: Borobi mops to recieve the ball, he shoots…

Borobi: FOR AUCKLAND!

Yodli: He’s got thrown off too! The ball is out of play!

Mandeville: Play on! Oh, throw in for Team Sumi! 

Yodli: Wenlock and Sumi are arguing for the ball…

Mandeville: Yellow card to both of you for unsportsmanlike behavior!

Sumi: Why don’t you do that when Vinicius tackled Wenlock twice?

Mandeville: RED CARD FOR ARGUING THE REFEREE! POTATO POTATO!

Sumi: Bullsh*t.

Wenlock: Yippee!

Sacha: And I thought respect doesn’t exist.

Yodli: I mean it does exist in Mandeville’s head.

Sacha: Hm, true eh.

Yodli: Wenlock to throw the ball!

(Vinicius elbows Wenlock again)

Vinicius: Accidental!

Mandeville: Sumi said I should have book him in this situation… YELLOW CARD!

Vinicius: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

Sumi: JUSTICE!

Yodli: Wenlock to throw the ball once again, good throw to Fuleco, head it, GOAL!

Fuleco: Allez, allez, allez!

Sacha: Woah oh, Fuleco could be the most prominent Brazilian in this match…

Vinicius: SHUT UP!

Yodli: The game restarts!

Miraitowa: LET’S G-

Sacha: The whole team are being thrown off!

Yodli: Tina reaches for the ball…

Borobi: Haha…

Sacha: Missed!

Yodli: That’s embarrassing. The ball is coming for the top of the Eiffel Tower!

Sacha: We’re in London, and indoors.

Yodli: Oh, haha…

Sumi: Football Fairness-

Mandeville: Can you just wait until halftime?!

Sumi: FINE! You never book Someity anyway…

(Someity snores)

Yodli: (whispers) It looks like their defense master is sleeping.

Sacha: She’s so cute… 🥺

Yodli: Vinicius tiptoes the ball… thrown off again! Mirai to shoot… blocked! Someity is living up to her name!

Sacha: Which is?

Yodli: So mighty.

Sacha: Oh yeah… so mighty, even when sleeping.

Mandeville: 4 min 58 seconds? I can’t wait any longer! *blows whistle* 

Yodli: The ref blows for halftime! Team Sumi leads 1-0!

Sacha: Right, I’m off to buy some crisps, remind me for the second half.

Yodli: Time for the HALFTIME SHOW!

Sacha: HALFTIME SHOW?!

(Cuts to a monkey riding an unicycle)

Sacha: That’s it?

Yodli: That’s it.

Sacha: I was expecting a live performance from We Actually Got Phạt on SoundCloud.

Yodli: They were planning for that too, unfortunately they wasted 80% of their budget to Australian authorities before moving to London.

Borobi: NO GOLD COAST, NO PARTY!

(Mandeville blows the whistle)

Yodli: It’s the sequel to the first half! The second half, only on YouTube!

Sacha: It looks like Someity refused to switch sides… or maybe she’s meditating?

Yodli: JUST MOVE YOUR ASS TO THE OTHER SIDE, SOMEITY!

Mandeville: Switch sides, Someity! Hello? Well no one wants someone like THIS in goal, red card! Get the hell o- 

Yodli: Mandeville is being thrown off the pitch!

Sacha: Miraitowa to counter, he spanked Someity! The biggest revenge story in history!

Yodli: Shouldn’t it be the other way round?

Sacha: Oh sorry, words can’t describe. I’m French.

Yodli: I’m Swiss and still fluent in English!

Sacha: Oh…

Yodli: Don’t expect to have chocolate from me, I’m not a stereotype.

(Miraitowa throws Someity off the pitch)

Miraitowa: GAME ON!

Vinicius, Borobi, and Honohon: YIPPEE!

Clyde: NO SCOTLAND NO PARTY!

Wenlock: Shit, Tina, I think you should play in goal, you’re the weakest link.

Tina: Fine…

Yodli: This match is going to be interesting… 5 v 3, will Team Sumi still win?

Sacha: Vinicius kicking it off!

Yodli: Miraitowa immediately counters Tina…

Miraitowa: FORZA MILANO!

Sacha: Tina punches Miraitowa!

Mandeville: YELLOW CARD!

Sumi: (throws a plushie of Vinicius from the sidelines) FOOTBALL FAIRNESS SUPPORT!

Mandeville: FFS checking in progress… check complete, Miraitowa’s action is totally legal!

Sumi: But…

Mandeville: Argue the referee again and you’ll be banned from the season finale!

Sumi: Fine…

Mandeville: PLAY ON!

Yodli: Vinicius passes the ball to Borobi, heads it, GOAL!

Sacha: MY MOPPING HERO!

Borobi: Mop mop mop!

Mandeville: Yellow card for terrible celebration!

Sacha: HEY! RESPECT MOPPING CULTURE!

Yodli: And it looks like Miraitowa’s has a concussion…

Sacha: It would be a total shame to all of the Mirasome fans if he misses the season finale…

Yodli: Fuleco kicks off once again, Wenlock farts at Clyde! Clyde hits Wenlock with his bagpipe!

Mandeville: Red card for punishing English people!

Clyde: I DON’T CARE YOU BLOODY FLUKE! SCOTLAND FOREVER!

Yodli: Hello? Glasgow 2026 Organizing Committee? Yes, how about I donate the proceeds from this Charity Match I’m attending to you all to make a non-stereotypical mascot? It should come at around 65p. Deal? Woohoo!

Mandeville: Hey, how about Sumi’s patreon?

Yodli: This is called “humanitarian work”, shut up and do your job!

Mandeville: Yellow card for arguing with the referee!

Yodli: Fine! I’ll stay, I’ll stay…

Sacha: The Premier League is going to take A LOT of notes from him!

Yodli: It’s Wenlock with the set-piece… To Fuleco for the trivela, hit the bar! Tina to hit it, saved by Honohon!

Honohon: YES! I’M BETTER THAN FILIP NGUYEN! VIETNAM NATIONAL TEAM TAKE NOTE!

Sacha: Honohon to throw the ball, Oh my, what a mistake! Goal by Wenlock!

Honohon: Whoops…

Yodli: Less than 2 minutes to go, considering Mandeville is too lazy to add injury time…

Sacha: Vinicius to restart!

Yodli: Vini passes to Borobi, he mops to Honohon, aiming for a long range shot… what a save by Tina! 

Tina: OLIVER GIROUD TAKE NOTE!

Vinicius: He’s not playing for AC Milan you know…

Tina: I DON’T CARE! GO!

Yodli: Fuleco to take the ball, intercepted by Clyde! The only highlight made by a Scottish in a football match! Clyde to cross it, Vinicius to finish it… HEADBUTTED BY TINA!

Sacha: Tina is kicking Vinicius’ head!

Mandeville: RED CARD FOR UNSPORTSMANLIKE BEHAVIOR! PENALTY!

Tina: FORZA INTER!

Yodli: Vinicius to take the penalty, I wonder who will save the game from going to penalties?

Mandeville: Kick the ball into the goal and send the game to penalties!

Vinicius: Easy!

Mandeville: (blows whistle) GO!

(The whole video slows down as Vinicius kicks the ball, suddenly a casket falls into the goal to stop the ball from conceding, Vinicius initially said “NO!” until Borobi comes in to make a diving header into the top corner, scoring a crucial goal for Team Vini.)

Yodli: GOAL!

Borobi: MOP MOP MOP!

Sacha: BOROBI, DROIT AU BUT!

Mandeville: Right, I’m sending you off!

Borobi: I DON’T CARE! NO GOLD COAST, NO PARTY!

Mandeville: Red card, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand… *blows whistle*

Yodli: Full time, it’s 2-2!

Sacha: This scripting is as corrupt as tumblr!

Yodli: Don’t say that, we’re on tumblr.

Sacha: Oh. Whoops.

Yodli: That means we’re onto penalties to decide the winner of this penultimate episode of the Sidemascots Season 1!

Mandeville: Vinicius, heads or tails?

Vinicius: Heads! I always win!

Mandeville: Tails!

Vinicius: Shit!

Mandeville: Wenlock?

Wenlock: I’ll pick the side not blocked by Quatchi’s casket, and with a large crowd.

(Cuts to an empty stand.)

Yodli: Today’s attendance is 314.

Sacha: It’s like an average COVID match!

Yodli: Pfffffffft… Thank god no one alive has Coronavirus PTSD. Wenlock to take the first penalty!

Vinicius: Honohon, go back to the goal as usual.

Honohon: Right. (Sets the goalposts on fire) GAME ON WENLOCK!

Wenlock: GAME ON!

Sumi: SHOOT RIGHT! HE ALWAYS DIVES RIGHT!

Sacha: HE ALREADY KNEW IT!

Yodli: Wenlock to shoot, saved. Surprise, surprise. 0-0. Vinicius to take his team’s first penalty.

Vinicius: Wenlock? Who chose him to be their goalie? (sends the ball in) This is easier than taking a penalty in an open goal!

Yodli: This script is so boring that I refuse to commentate.

Sacha: It will be commentated by ME-

Yodli: Sh, sh, shhhh…

Sacha: Fuleco to take the next penalty…

Sumi: TOP- Whoops, sorry, shouldn’t say in the sidelines…

Fuleco: (top right corner? got it.) (Sends the ball in) Allez allez allez!

Sacha: Is it me or is Fuleco having a 6th sense?

Yodli: Pffft…

Sacha: It’s Honohon for the second penalty…

Honohon: I’m going to do what I did in the handicap penalties episode! (preparing to blow)

Mandeville: Red card for attempting to blow fire onto people!

Honohon: But-

Mandeville: OUT!

Honohon: Fine, gee…

Mandeville: No goal!

Sacha: Wow, Mandeville is the second most strict referee after Pierluigi Collina! It’s Wenlock again for the third and final penalty for his team, and it looks like Vinicius, now goalie, is stretching his arms wide!

Vinicius: YOU WON’T STAND A CHANCE!

Wenlock: Oh really?

Vinicius: REALLY!

Wenlock: By the power of West Ham, I summon… THE HAMMERS!

Vinicius: WHAT?!

(Hammers crush the goalposts)

Vinicius: Well there’s still no way you would… oh.

Sacha: Wenlock redeems himself despite the broken goalposts!

Yodli: Meh.

Sacha: Which means, by my most precise calculations, if Vinicius misses, Team Sumi wins! The substitute goalie is Quatchi! (posthumously)

Vinicius: Easy! Top corner and we’re into sudden death!

Sumi: I like to see you try!

Mandeville: Stop arguing! (blows whistle) GO!

Sacha: It’s Vinicius with the very slow penalty run-up…

(The video goes slow-mo again as Vinicius kick the ball, the ball aims for the top corner as expected until…)

Sacha: IT HITS THE BAR!

Vinicius: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sacha: TEAM SUMI WINS!

Sumi, Tina, Fuleco and Wenlock: You haven’t won a challenge… since the first episode!

Sacha: THIS IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE BEST MATCH EVER!

Yodli: Best match ever, mer mer mer mer mer…

Sumi: Remember the epic forfeit-

Vinicius: We don’t have time to start a sh*t poll, just kick Clyde out and we’ll crack open the season finale… (gets hit by a bagpipe held by Clyde)

Sacha: That’s a wrap for the Sidemascots Charity Match! Remember, all proceeds are donated to the Glasgow 2026 Organizing Committee in efforts to make a non-stereotypical mascot! And tune in next week to see me suffer drawing…

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

Sumi: Episode 16, the season finale drops NEXT WEEK, then head on over to my Patreon to watch me shave my hair!

Vinicius: Hit like to hype up the season finale! It’s going to be bonkerz, and emotional!

Sumi: Oh, and check out both @scratchybongvt and @sashley1912 on Wattpad! Make sure to set…

Vinicius: That’s the Sidemascots!

Sumi: What?

Everyone: GOODBYE!

Sumi: But I didn’t…

Vinicius: Shhhhh…

Tom: SEASON FINALE? IT’S GOING TO BE SH-

(Cuts to the arena)

Burke: Guys, guys, guys! I’m back! I’ve already recovered from my hangover yesterday but I’ve decided to spend 3 hours playing Overwatch 2 today! Hello?

Yodli: Oh hi Burke. If you’re looking for the Sidemascots, well the match is already over.

Burke: Who won?

Yodli: Boringly Team Sumi, who won on penalties.

Burke: Oh… It’s a shame I missed it.

Yodli: On the other hand, you won’t miss the season finale.

Burke: Oh, true.

[domiszobo]

main: @bidamonalbarn

teams:

liverpool fc 𓅯

atletico madrid

juventus

brisbane roar

matildas

socceroos 💔

[kaitaiga]

I think one of the hardest things for me rn is trying to find a faceclaim for Damien. Lachlan was easy, his is Henry Cavill…but DAMIEN???

Idk I’ve been leaning on the idea that his FC could be Deven Robertson, an AFL player for the Brisbane Lions 🤔🤔

🫣🫣

[xcasey]

thomas weatherall + he/him + cis male – have you seen casey rutherford around los angeles? the twenty three year old is usually jamming to owner of a lonely heart by yes. word around the city is that they’re intelligent, yet, they can also be blunt, but you didn’t hear that from me. they’re currently an author and are typically seen walking the streets of los angeles with a dark roast coffee. when i think of them, i think of restless nights overworking and trying to write, being forced to become an adult when he was just a kid, blunt replies because he has no time for people’s bullshit. let’s hope the city treats them good!

subplot #11

muse t is an aspiring writer who grew up in a low income and broken household, having to work two jobs while going to school to help their family make ends meet. muse u is a nepo baby who has had everything handed to them on a golden platter. muse t and muse u cross paths at a prestigious university muse t got a scholarship for. muse t, surprisingly, has no idea who muse u is, despite their family name. regardless, they don’t hit it off right away, having more differences than anything, but, muse u manages to worm their way into muse t’s heart until eventually, they start dating. with little explanation, one day, muse u leaves, refusing to answer muse t’s texts. muse t, after a lot of hard work and dedication, manages to get their first book published and continues to work on upcoming stories they have in mind. somehow, the tabloids ends up finding out that muse t and muse u dated, which gives muse t a ton of media attention they never asked for, their book suddenly selling like hotcakes. up until then, muse t had no idea muse u was famous, and instead of being thankful for the attention they’re receiving for dating muse u, muse t can’t help but feel angry and bitter over the situation. a book they’ve worked so hard to get published, appears to only be getting attention because muse t was muse u’s lover once upon a time. muse t can’t help but feel cheated for their lives work, as they want to be recognized for their effort and dedication to literature, not for someone they previously went out with. muse t - taken by casey rutherford ( thomas weatherall fc ) muse u - taken by alyxine lee ( felix lee fc )

basic stats ;

⟶ full name: casey anthony rutherford  ⟶ nicknames: usually just goes by casey  ⟶ three things he likes: vegan dishes, australian accents, dreamcatchers ⟶ three things he dislikes: hospitals, his father, the idea of anyone bullying his little brother ⟶ gender: cis male ⟶ height: 5 ‘ 9 ⟶ age: 23 ⟶ birthday: february 14, 2000  ⟶ zodiac: aquarius sun, virgo moon, capricorn ascendant   ⟶ right handed or left handed: right handed   ⟶ eye color: dark brown ⟶ hair color: black ⟶ piercings and tattoos: no piercings, a tattoo of the name ‘lukas’ on his left wrist ( little brother’s name ) ⟶ languages spoken: english and spanish ⟶ sexuality / romantic orientation: bisexual / biromantic ⟶ place of birth: brisbane, australia ⟶ last five songs listened to: change ( in the house of flies ) by deftones, stand by me by oasis, lesser things by barcelona, broken by lund, stadium arcadium by red hot chili peppers ⟶ five aesthetics: restless nights attempting to write, a coaster with coffee stains, a blunt mouth, the best kind of hugs when he’s in the mood, warm vegan cupcakes ⟶ character inspo: felix weston from love victor, maeve wiley from sex education, malakai mitchell from heartbreak high

background story ;

✘ casey was the first born son of corey rutherford and amara peterson in brisbane, an accident if you must, as his parents never intended to have him. his mother lived in the united states, but was in australia visiting some relatives when she met corey. one thing lead to another, and nine months later, casey came along

✘ his mother was infatuated with his father, while his father liked his mother, but not in the way that she liked him. regardless, his family forced him to marry amara to give casey a ‘stable’ life, but it was anything but that

✘ growing up, casey really loved his mother. the same thing couldn’t be said for his father. from a fairly young age, he got the feeling that his father considered him the reason that he was ‘forced’ to stay with his mother, treated him like garbage, making casey strongly dislike him from early on

✘ he was emotionally abusive, to him and to his mother. casey didn’t know why she stayed with him. things were cool when it was just him and his mother, but as soon as his father came along, the vibe shifted

✘ things only worsened when amara became pregnant again, with casey’s little brother, lukas, who was five years younger than casey. from that moment on, casey was determined to defend his little brother from whatever emotional abuse his father could even think to throw at him, but when lukas grew a little older, they knew that he was different. he didn’t like to talk much and whenever he did, it was avoiding eye contact. he didn’t like to be touched often, he had melt downs, and well, after several tests and doctor visits later, lukas was diagnosed with autism

✘ from that moment on, things drastically changed. his father didn’t know how to handle the news and ended up leaving. his mother didn’t have much in australia without him, so she moved back to las vegas with casey and lukas when casey was ten and lukas was five, where thankfully, lukas got the treatment he deserved

✘ casey thought this move was for the better, but things only seemed to worsen from that moment on. his mother was severely depressed over what his father did, and on some days, refused to even get out of bed

✘ casey was forced to become an adult when he was just a kid himself. clean up the house, look after his little brother and mother, it was really hard for him, and as much as he loved his mother, she only added onto the baggage he felt obligated to carry

✘ as soon as he was old enough, he had a job, eventually two, one being remote. between going to school, working, and practically being the parent in the house, he always lacked sleep, he was always tired, but he swears, he worked harder than anyone his age, it’s not like he had a choice

✘ casey is, thankfully, very gifted when it comes to academics, a very intelligent guy who was top of his class and shooting for scholarships, but it was still a lot to deal with, and soon enough, he was finding ways to try and stay up. coffee only worked for so long, even strong shots of espresso became nothing to him. through this desire to try and stay awake during long shifts and school, well, this… this is how he discovered the ‘wonders’ of adderall, through one of his classmates who would sell his prescription to make an extra buck. casey soon realized that it worked perfectly for his dilemma, it kept him going for ages

✘ so this is how he became a frequent customer. it was an unhealthy habit of red bull, adderall, under eating, not sleeping, repeat – he was practically a zombie at one point. this went on for a while. a little over a year of this unhealthy cycle is when it caught up to him, in the worst possible way

✘ ! tws for hospitals, eating disorders and stroke ! to be clear, he can’t recall a lot of what happened beforehand. the headache, the dimness in his vision, soon followed by him passing out, are all very faint memories in his head. the thing casey remembers most is waking up in a hospital, and being informed that he had a stroke… a stroke. he was also told he had malnutrition and was underweight, which was most likely linked to an eating disorder and his abuse of adderall, but he didn’t hear anything else, all he heard was stroke. frankly, he didn’t even think someone his age could have a stroke, it was all really scary news for him. this happened two months before his graduation, and thankfully, he had all the credits needed before this, but he still had to finish school virtually

✘ the aftermath of it all is what sucked the most for him. the therapies, medications and countless check ups even though he swears, he felt fine, the way his family was treating him like he was made of paper or something, even his grandmother, aka his mother’s mother, got involved, which was a huge mess because all she did was blame his mother for dumping all of their problems on casey and causing everything. long story short, but his grandmother didn’t think his mother was mentally well enough to take care of casey and lukas, which wasn’t exactly a lie. right after casey’s graduation, they moved with her to her house in los angeles, which his mother didn’t even fight her on, claiming she had to work on herself

✘ and as much as he didn’t want to admit it because a part of him really missed his mother and he didn’t blame her for what happened, well… casey really liked california, even though he wanted to hate it. he felt a lot calmer there, he wasn’t constantly stressed over taking care of his little brother, or his mother, and still finding a way to make ends meet, he was done with high school, eighteen, had everything in his favor. he had applied to plenty of school’s in california and managed to get accepted to three of them, obviously choosing the best option of the three

✘ this is where casey ends up meeting someone he would soon date, who, he doesn't really like at first, but eventually ends up falling for, just to get his heart broken. truthfully, isn’t even aware that they’re ‘famous’ when they actually date, which, comes as a shock to him later on

✘ casey ends up majoring in literature because he wants to be a writer, even if it won’t make him much money in the long run. he really had no intention of ever going into the spotlight. he just wanted to write and hopefully one day, publish a book. he didn’t care if he made it to the best seller’s list or not, he just wanted to do something he was passionate about and stay under the radar

✘ eventually, he finally publishes his first book, heart shaped box ( literally his pride and joy, a horror novel he’s been working on for over three years ), he only made an okayish following on social media when his book hit new york’s best seller list, with most of his followers being book nerds, which, he was okay with. anyways, long story short, but that under the radar shit doesn’t end up happening when people end up finding out who his ex is. suddenly, he starts getting all this attention because they used to date, which just deeply annoys casey. he feels like he’s worked so hard to even get his first book published, and instead of being only recognized for that, he gets recognized for someone he dated, who he feels actually screwed him over. literally… wants to stab himself with a fork

✘ he’s been working on another novel, and a comic book, illustrated by his little brother, that he has hopes of finishing and hopefully releasing one or the other by next year. now the question is, will people soon enough recognize him for his talent in literature, or will he forever be known as ‘that one persons’ ex boyfriend’?

headcanons ;

✘ he’s a vegan! became one about five months after he had a stroke and has never looked back. his health has gotten a lot better since then, been a vegan for over four years already

✘ casey really doesn’t like entitled people who have just had stuff handed to them and never had to work for anything, so basically… most nepo babies let’s be real. he’s had to work really hard for every accomplishment in his life. even getting his book published was hard as hell, and then lots of people recognize him for someone he dated rather than his hard work, which really, really makes him angry

✘ he isn’t a mean guy, he can be really patient and kind and understanding, but he can be very blunt sometimes. if you get him to a certain level of angry, he can literally be the worst person ever. he’s nice, sure, but if you’re a mean or manipulative person, he see’s right through that shit

✘ he writes about anything. romance, science fiction, fantasy, but his favorite genre is fantasy and horror based. his career claim is similar to joe hill, and his upcoming comic book will basically be the first comic of the ‘locke & key’ series, basically joe hill but modern day

✘ he doesn’t tell people he had a stroke. mostly because he doesn’t want sympathy, but also because he wants to make a new life here. no one really knows about his life in las vegas. no one really knows about his life before he was eighteen and he likes it that way

✘ doesn’t do much besides occasionally smoke weed ( boring boy i guess ), mostly out of health but also because of fear over what happened to him. he'll drink on occasion, but he's a lightweight, it's actually embarrassing, obviously would never go to serious drugs because that incident he went through scarred him

✘ he see’s his little brother frequently, he’s literally the illustrator of the comics he plans on publishing. he has a really big soft spot for little kids, especially if they have special needs. he would probably be an amazing dad if he ever decides to go that route

✘ he loves music, especially old school music. the idea for heart shaped box literally came to him when he was listening to heart shaped box by nirvana. he has a very old soul, literally owns a type writer and a vinyl player

✘ he has a female dog named opal, named after his favorite australian stone, opal. the dog is a goldendoodle, he loves this dog with his entire heart, she is two

✘ he has dual citizenship, australian and american. casey learned spanish while living in southern cali, actually speaks it fairly well, little to no accent

wanted connections ;

heart shaped box lover: a book lover or horror fanatic who liked his novel and just wants to be his friend, a wholesome connection

it’s meant to be, look, we’re both vegans!: simply put, a fellow vegan. watch them go to vegan restaurants together and let each other know about the hottest vegan spots

not your biggest fan: someone who doesn’t like him. could be because they think he’s boring, because they think his book sucked or because they just don’t like him, i’m open to it all

dog sitters: someone who walks their dog at the exact same time as he does, and they’ve just bonded over their pets, bonus if their dogs really like each other

devil on my shoulder: a bad influence, or at least, tries to be because he isn’t easily convinced. a muse who just wants him to let loose

former college friends: someone he went to college with, they could be friends or not

…perhaps something more?: maybe friends with benefits, one night stands, something that could be potentially romantic?

or we can brainstorm!

birthchart ;

[gayverlyearp]

on my way back to sydney atm! at the fan fest uswnt watch party last night i was wearing acfc and bay fc gear and met two people from california. in brisbane. small soccer world!

[aus-wnt]

[chaos-footy]

brisbane heat lost to the perth schorchers in the bbl grand final early this year with less than four balls remaining in the final innings at optus stadium (in perth)

brisbane lions lost the afl grand final to collingwood by four points with less that 2 minutes to go at the mcg

brisbane broncos lost the nrl grand final to penrith by two points with less than two minutes remaining at accor stadium (in sydney)

brisbane roar facing sydney fc at the australia cup grand final at allianz stadium in sydney you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever -

[k0ens]

*   &⠀◞   un viaje en el tiempo : koen navarro.

[ no encontré fc no me juzguen ] 

treinta y ocho años, médico cirujano general, reside en brisbane, australia. 

después de graduarse de medicina volvió a australia a especializarse en cirugía, finalmente recibiéndose como médico cirujano general. 

actualmente tiene un trabajo estable en el hospital privado de brisbane. 

eventualmente se casó con alguien que conoció en australia y actualmente está felizmente casado con dos hijos, una niña y un niño que se llevan por tres años.