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BK with the perky nips and the bouncy bulge. Man, I would love to service this handsome man! I bet he got a pretty one! π
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Brian Kelly
Physique: Average Build Height: 5β² 8β³ (1.73 m)
Brian Keith Kelly (born October 25, 1961) is an American college football coach. He is the head football coach at Louisiana State University (LSU), a position he has held since the 2022 season. Kelly served as the head football coach at Grand Valley State University from 1991 to 2003, Central Michigan University from 2004 to 2006, the University of Cincinnati from 2006 to 2009, and the University of Notre Dame from 2010 to 2021.
He is boner inducingly cute. This is the kind of man I could spend hours with. Look at him, he is crying out for a good ass-pounding. Well, he would probably be a top, but you get what I'm trying to say.
A native of Everett, Mass., Kelly was a four-year letterwinner at linebacker and two-time team captain at Assumption College in Worcester, Mass. He graduated from Assumption in 1983 with a degree in political science.
Well of course heβs married, he and his wife Paqui have three adult children; Patrick, Grace and Kenzel. Waitβ¦ Word on the street is that Brian filed for divorce and then reconciled three days later. Is there a crack in the marriage where I can wedge open with my sweet ass and penis? Enquiring minds want to know.
Head Coaching Record Overall: 284β104β2 Bowls: 8β5 Tournaments: 11β4 (NCAA D-II playoffs), 0β2 (CFP)
Accomplishments, Honors and Championships 2 NCAA Division II (2002β2003) 3 MIFC (1992, 1997β1998) 3 GLIAC (2001β2003) 1 MAC (2006) 2 Big East (2008β2009) 1 SEC Western Division (2022)
Awards 2Γ AFCA Division II Coach of the Year (2002β2003) 2Γ AP College Football Coach of the Year (2012, 2018) Eddie Robinson Coach of the Year (2012) 3Γ Home Depot Coach of the Year Award (2009, 2012, 2018) SN Coach of the Year (2012) Walter Camp Coach of the Year (2012) Bobby Dodd Coach of the Year Award (2018) GLIAC Coach of the Year (2001) 3Γ Big East Coach of the Year (2007β2009) ACC Coach of the Year (2020)
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Brian Kelly - Gleaming The Cube (1989)
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Great to see Coach Brian Kelly on the sidelines last night! Tight white pants were great for exposing his package. I heard he had filed for divorce and then decided against it. My guess is that his wife agreed to allow him to keep screwing a young co-ed!
This is the first time I'm hearing about this. Wouldn't be the first or the last coach fucking a young co-ed.
Looking into it, all I can find out is he filed for it and not the wife. Maybe she was the one fucking around with a young co-ed.π
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!! SATIRE !!
#im just silly#evansgallery#headcanons#christian slater#daniel molloy#brian kelly#mark hunter#Clarence Worley#true romance 1993
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Gleaming the Cube (1989) directed by Graeme Clifford and starring Christian Slater as Brian Kelly
#Gleaming The Cube#A Brother's Justice and Skate or Die#Gleaming the Cube (1989)#80's#80s#1989#American neo-noir film#Christian Slater#Brian Kelly#my gif#gifs#my edit#gif#80's movies#skate#skateboarding
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Who remembers Porter Ricks in Flipper? π¬π¬π¬
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Some shots of Christian Slater in Gleaming the Cube
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im so normal about mulgarath (I AM NOT AT ALL I WANT TO MARRY THIS MAN IM LOSIGN IT) , should i share my spotify playlist im making that'd be based around kinda like "pov he is in lof with u" or is that stupid should i just keep my christian slater character playlists to myself bc i have like 4
#the spiderwick chronicles#mulgarath#i want to kiss him#i wanna kiss his forehead#losing my mind#spotify playlist#christian slater#jason dean#brian kelly#untamed heart#george kuffs
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i'm probably just saying this because i'm goth and i love christian slater but christian slater should play a full-blown goth in a movie. he's played brian kelly, a punk skater, and jd, who has goth undertones, at least to me, but never like an overt on-purpose goth boy, and i think he should change that
#kittyposting#christian slaypurr#christian slater#mine#goth#films#gleaming the cube#brian kelly#heathers#f/os#jd#jd heathers#jason dean#save
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BK out here looking all good, packing those pants! Shame, I haven't been able to find video of him during the Tiger Walk.
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27 January 1962
Brian Epstein decides the Beatles will never again play a gig organized by Brian Kelly after Kelly pays their Β£15 fee in random loose change.
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Joel McHale | Brian Kelly | 2017
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A couple of observations early in football season. First, it is great to see Jimmy Johnson back on Fox. Jimmy is still a handsome daddy. Second, Chip Kelly is now the offensive coordinator with Ohio State which unfortunately means he is now in the coaching booth. I miss see that sexy daddy on the sidelines. Third, Brian Kelly is still looks remarkable on the sidelines. What I would pay to get into the LSU coaches locker room. My guess is that his bare ass is spectacular!
Agreed⦠Jimmy is still a handsome daddy.
It's sad Chip will be in the coaching booth instead of on the sidelines as it looks like he's putting on the pounds.
Not body shaming, I just love big guys.
Now that you mention it, I think Brian just might have a nice ass.
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Gleaming the Cube (1989) directed by Graeme Clifford and starring Christian Slater as Brian Kelly
#Gleaming the Cube (1989)#Gleaming the Cube#1989#80's#80s#80's movies#80s film#christian slater#Brian Kelly#skateboarding#skate#classic movies#80's film#A Brother's Justice and Skate or Die#skateboarder#my gif#gifs#gif#my edit
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