#christian slaypurr

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heathers + assorted posts

as with my final destination ones of these, i feel like you can easily tell based on this what character i am most deeply unwell about 😭 bonus points if you can guess! 🖤

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"if you're nice, i'll let you buy me a slushie" is EASILY top 5 things to say to a hot boy and i don't know why i've literally never seen anyone mention it when heathers quotes are brought up

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heathers as assorted textposts part 4

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if you work at a college library and a goth girl walks in, sits in a weird position on the floor, and checks out a film about a public library, a tv series about a group of computer hackers, and a two hour long film about medieval monks, that girl is me and she is trying her best

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GAGGING. br*d p*tt being rejected for jd and christian slater getting it is proof that god loves us and he wants us to be happy. but also "too nice"??? christian slater is like a cherry lollipop as a hot boy, love and sunshine in human form, and brad pitt is yuckydisgusting.

Brad Pitt auditioned for the role of J.D., but was rejected because he was considered “too nice” for the part.

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baby boy. baby.

evil.

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assorted quotes that make me think of jason "j.d." dean from heathers

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"because nobody loves me!"

jason "j.d." dean, heathers (1989) moodboard

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itzlexyouknow:

Christian Slater in Untamed Heart

itzlexyouknow:

Christian Slater in Untamed Heart

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heathers headcanons

veronica sawyer — not diagnosed because it’s 1989 and her parents aren’t supportive, but has adhd. favorite flavor is mixed berry. if she wasn’t so pressured into being an honorary heather, she’d be goth. really wants to have kids someday. after movie events, she never gets over jd completely. cishet 18 year old girl. after movie’s events, she distances herself from heathers d and m and is pretty invisible until graduation.

jason “j.d.” dean — originally from texas. his bad boy persona is all an act to impress veronica, and he feels proud when she defeats him. total mama’s boy, and his mom was really the only loving, not abusive, adult in his life. his growth was stunted by malnutrition. very deeply traumatized. cishet 18 year old boy.

heather chandler — only 17 at the time of her death. not a natural blonde. her parents are loaded; her dad owns some kind of a business, and neither of her parents are very emotionally there for her. only child. cishet girl.

heather duke — this is canon but i think it’s forgotten a lot because of lighting and stuff but. redhead! cishet girl, 17 years old. youngest in her family, with two older brothers and one older sister. grows up to be either a lawyer or a dental hygienist.

heather mcnamara — 18 years old. heather is actually her middle name, but she goes by it to fit in with chandler and duke. grows up to be a nurse and wears scrubs with like tweety bird and tinkerbell and other characters on them to make children feel comfortable. makes a lot of dirty jokes.

martha dunnstock — 18 years old. trans woman, which, in combination with being fat, gets her bullied by a lot of her classmates, but especially heather c. enjoys bowling. straight. loves movies, especially romances, and has big crushes on a lot of heartthrob pretty boy type actors.

betty finn — 18 years old. cis girl. deeply closeted bisexual. her favorite color is light pink. had a little crush on veronica when they were in elementary school together. bunnies are her favorite animal.

i also have headcanons for jd's mama, but i might make another post for that.

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fun fact jd dies with his arms out like this because of how badly he needed a hug

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so y'all were very nice about this post i made earlier where i asked if you'd be interested in some more jd analysis from me! so jason "j.d." dean is a traumatized eighteen year old boy who's been abused all his life by his father who bullies people and blows things up for a living. jd lost the only adult in his life who loved and cared about him, his mother, at a young age after his father drove her to suicide, and she died right in front of jd, who was only a child at the time. jd desperately wants someone to love him. then, he's moved to westerburg (his dad also moves him around, so it's hard for him to make connections,) and he meets and falls in love with veronica sawyer. personally, i think that he pretty much immediately sees that veronica is really unhappy being dragged around by the heathers, and that she wants an escape.

so he makes himself into her ideal james dean esque bad boy who she'll fall for. he tries to be brave, he snarls and smokes and rides around on a motorcycle his dad gave him, probably copying "bad boys" he's seen in movies. and it works, and veronica is finally able to have courage to stand up to heather at the party. when thinking about this, i always think of how he tells veronica that her real feelings were "too gross and icky for her to face."

jd just loves her so much, and he feels like he can't just be himself, the scared traumatized boy, around her, because she's veronica and that won't be good enough for her. and, of course, his dad is a horrible role model, and jd doesn't know anything else, and he ends up going way too far with it. he seems genuinely confused when veronica is horrified by how far he goes, because he thought that was what she wanted from him.

at the very end, jd even seems proud that his beloved veronica has beaten him, or this fake version of him he's created. he loves her, and he's proud of her.

okay, that's all! i'm just a girl who analyzes characters a bit too much sometimes!

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i don't know why people compare heathers to mean girls so often?? so here's a list of a few movies i think are worth a try if you love heathers:

disturbing behavior

pump up the volume

very bad things

ginger snaps

true romance

serial mom

jennifer's body

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i could talk for paragraphs about how i think jd developed a james dean esque bad boy persona because it was what veronica wanted because she wanted to escape from her life... idk if anyone would be interested in that though

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he absolutely should've run up on that stage btw i'd pay to see that (<- post made by girl who is sole audience for "heathers but jd is 50 and it's never addressed")

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i'm doing this to jd heathers and i invite you all to join me