#christian slaypurr

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heathers + assorted posts

as with my final destination ones of these, i feel like you can easily tell based on this what character i am most deeply unwell about 😭 bonus points if you can guess! 🖤

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heathers as assorted textposts part 4

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i love this heathers promo picture (my kin in an outfit i, a Goth woman, would wear <33333333) but i've also always wished jd was in it... like heather chandler wasn't even alive for any funerals but jd was!!

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do you ever think about how jd was literally drinking his milk with a little straw

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GAGGING. br*d p*tt being rejected for jd and christian slater getting it is proof that god loves us and he wants us to be happy. but also "too nice"??? christian slater is like a cherry lollipop as a hot boy, love and sunshine in human form, and brad pitt is yuckydisgusting.

Brad Pitt auditioned for the role of J.D., but was rejected because he was considered “too nice” for the part.

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"if you're nice, i'll let you buy me a slushie" is EASILY top 5 things to say to a hot boy and i don't know why i've literally never seen anyone mention it when heathers quotes are brought up

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if you work at a college library and a goth girl walks in, sits in a weird position on the floor, and checks out a film about a public library, a tv series about a group of computer hackers, and a two hour long film about medieval monks, that girl is me and she is trying her best

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heathers headcanons

veronica sawyer — not diagnosed because it’s 1989 and her parents aren’t supportive, but has adhd. favorite flavor is mixed berry. if she wasn’t so pressured into being an honorary heather, she’d be goth. really wants to have kids someday. after movie events, she never gets over jd completely. cishet 18 year old girl. after movie’s events, she distances herself from heathers d and m and is pretty invisible until graduation. ethnically jewish, practicing catholic.

jason “j.d.” dean — originally from texas. his bad boy persona is all an act to impress veronica, and he feels proud when she defeats him. total mama’s boy, and his mom was really the only loving, not abusive, adult in his life. his growth was stunted by malnutrition. very deeply traumatized. cishet 18 year old boy.

heather chandler — only 17 at the time of her death. not a natural blonde. her parents are loaded; her dad owns some kind of a business, and neither of her parents are very emotionally there for her. only child. cishet girl.

heather duke — this is canon but i think it’s forgotten a lot because of lighting and stuff but. redhead! cishet girl, 17 years old. youngest in her family, with two older brothers and one older sister. grows up to be either a lawyer or a dental hygienist.

heather mcnamara — 18 years old. heather is actually her middle name, but she goes by it to fit in with chandler and duke. grows up to be a nurse and wears scrubs with like tweety bird and tinkerbell and other characters on them to make children feel comfortable. makes a lot of dirty jokes. cishet girl.

martha dunnstock — 18 years old. trans woman, which, in combination with being fat, gets her bullied by a lot of her classmates, but especially heather c. enjoys bowling. straight. loves movies, especially romances, and has big crushes on a lot of heartthrob pretty boy type actors.

betty finn — 18 years old. cis girl. deeply closeted bisexual. her favorite color is light pink. had a little crush on veronica when they were in elementary school together. bunnies are her favorite animal.

i also have headcanons for jd's mama, but i might make another post for that.

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itzlexyouknow:

Christian Slater in Untamed Heart

itzlexyouknow:

Christian Slater in Untamed Heart

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baby boy. baby.

evil.

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Do you have an opinion on the discarded heathers 2010 script? I haven't finished reading it, but Veronica has a daughter named Becky and JD is alive in it (I think) :3

OH MY FUCKING GOSH. I HAD NO IDEA AND I JUST READ IT AND. ARE YOU KIDDING ME WE COULD HAVE HAD MOMMY VERONICA AND ALIVE JD?!?! CANONICALLY?! AND WE GOT *HORRIBLE* TV HEATHERS ANYWAY?!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT WE WERE GOING TO GET THIS AND NOT WHAT WE GOT. HOLY SHIT.

UMM. @orangecountyprincess @velvetvexations LOOK??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OBVIOUSLY LOOK AT EVERYTHING OBVIOUS HERE BUT LOOK AT WHAT BUD SAYS IN THAT SECOND-TO-LAST SCREENSHOT. NOT GOING INTO DETAILS HERE BUT THIS REALLY GOES WITH SOME STUFF I THINK ABOUT BUD.

@aspiritdrawings THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.

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"because nobody loves me!"

jason "j.d." dean, heathers (1989) moodboard

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i don't even know what this post was addressing but yeah i do too

I wanna know how Christian Slater feels about all of this

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assorted quotes that make me think of jason "j.d." dean from heathers

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fun fact jd dies with his arms out like this because of how badly he needed a hug

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local goth woman would always like to make more friends

hi!! i'm kitty katastrophe or kitty phoenix. i'm a 19 year old cishet neurodivergent and mentally ill goth woman who is currently in college!! i love music and movies, i have terrible baby fever, and i love making friends online to talk with, watch movies with, roleplay with, collaboratively write fanfiction with, whatever!

you'll probably be especially interested if you're interested in:

girly stuff

goth subculture stuff (mainly mall and vampire, but with some trad, kinder, nu, etc.)

scene and emo subculture stuff

river phoenix

christian slater

marilyn manson

nine inch nails

jack off jill

hole

keanu reeves

kris lemche

movies such as i love you to death, heathers, final destination (series), bill and ted (series), beetlejuice (series), dark blood, ginger snaps, the first like eight minutes of indiana jones and the last crusade, and a whole lot more

veggietales

old web and old technology stuff

the late 80s

the 90s

the 2000s

joaquin phoenix

probably a million other things i'm currently forgetting