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heathers headcanons
veronica sawyer — not diagnosed because it’s 1989 and her parents aren’t supportive, but has adhd. favorite flavor is mixed berry. if she wasn’t so pressured into being an honorary heather, she’d be goth. really wants to have kids someday. after movie events, she never gets over jd completely. cishet 18 year old girl. after movie’s events, she distances herself from heathers d and m and is pretty invisible until graduation.
jason “j.d.” dean — originally from texas. his bad boy persona is all an act to impress veronica, and he feels proud when she defeats him. total mama’s boy, and his mom was really the only loving, not abusive, adult in his life. his growth was stunted by malnutrition. very deeply traumatized. cishet 18 year old boy.
heather chandler — only 17 at the time of her death. not a natural blonde. her parents are loaded; her dad owns some kind of a business, and neither of her parents are very emotionally there for her. only child.
heather duke — this is canon but i think it’s forgotten a lot because of lighting and stuff but. redhead! cishet girl, 17 years old. youngest in her family, with two older brothers and one older sister. grows up to be either a lawyer or a dental hygienist.
heather mcnamara — 18 years old. heather is actually her middle name, but she goes by it to fit in with chandler and duke. grows up to be a nurse and wears scrubs with like tweety bird and tinkerbell and other characters on them to make children feel comfortable. makes a lot of dirty jokes.
martha dunnstock — 18 years old. trans woman, which, in combination with being fat gets her bullied by a lot of her classmates, but especially heather c. enjoys bowling. straight. loves movies, especially romances, and has big crushes on a lot of heartthrob pretty boy type actors.
betty finn — 18 years old. cis girl. deeply closeted bisexual. her favorite color is light pink. had a little crush on veronica when they were in elementary school together. bunnies are her favorite animal.
i also have headcanons for jd's mama, but i might make another post for that.
#kittyposting#mine#headcanons#kitty's personal headcanons#heathers#kitty kins#f/os#veronica sawyer#baby fever tag#winona ryder#girlies#jd#jason dean#jd heathers#christian slaypurr#christian slater#heather chandler#kim walker#save#heather duke#shannen doherty#martha dunnstock#betty finn
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heathers + assorted posts
as with my final destination ones of these, i feel like you can easily tell based on this what character i am most deeply unwell about 😭 bonus points if you can guess! 🖤
#kittyposting#mine#edits#kitty edits sometimes#heathers#christian slaypurr#guns tw#winona ryder#shannen doherty#girlies#jdronica#films#heathers 1989#christian slater#kim walker#jd heathers#jd#jason dean#veronica sawyer#jdonica#heather chandler#heather duke
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heathers as assorted textposts part 4
#kittyposting#mine#kitty edits sometimes#heathers#films#heathers 1989#heathers 1988#heathers movie#christian slaypurr#jd#christian slater#f/os#jd heathers#jason dean#blood tw#jdronica#winona ryder#jdonica#girlies#veronica sawyer#heather chandler#kim walker#murder tw#bud dean#big bud dean#heather duke#shannen doherty
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if you work at a college library and a goth girl walks in, sits in a weird position on the floor, and checks out a film about a public library, a tv series about a group of computer hackers, and a two hour long film about medieval monks, that girl is me and she is trying her best
#kittyposting#mine#kitty posts from college#school tag#library tag#goth girl#films#the public#tv#mr robot#the name of the rose#christian slaypurr#christian slater
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assorted quotes that make me think of jason "j.d." dean from heathers
#kittyposting#web-weaving#christian slaypurr#christian slater#heathers#films#heathers 1989#heathers 1988#heathers movie#jd#f/os#jd heathers#jason dean#quotes#save
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fun fact jd dies with his arms out like this because of how badly he needed a hug
#kittyposting#f/os#heathers#christian slaypurr#christian slater#jd#jd heathers#jason dean#films#save
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baby boy. baby.
evil.
#kittyposting#mine#ooh controversial jd opinion#heathers#films#christian slaypurr#christian slater#f/os#jd heathers#jd#jason dean
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i don't know why people compare heathers to mean girls so often?? so here's a list of a few movies i think are worth a try if you love heathers:
disturbing behavior
pump up the volume
very bad things
ginger snaps
true romance
serial mom
jennifer's body
#kittyposting#mine#heathers#films#mean girls#disturbing behavior#pump up the volume#very bad things#ginger snaps#true romance#serial mom#christian slaypurr#jennifer's body
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"if you're nice, i'll let you buy me a slushie" is EASILY top 5 things to say to a hot boy and i don't know why i've literally never seen anyone mention it when heathers quotes are brought up
#kittyposting#mine#kitty posts from college#heathers#kitty kins#winona ryder#girlies#jdronica#jdonica#f/os#christian slaypurr#christian slater#heathers 1989#slushies#veronica sawyer#jd#jd heathers#jason jd dean#jason dean#me and who
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i'm doing this to jd heathers and i invite you all to join me
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au where veronica notices just in time that jd is making one too many "jokes" about poisoning heather chandler. she sits him down and has him tell her what's wrong and he tells her about all his trauma. he goes into therapy and veronica is there by his side supporting him. they grow up and get married and have kids and also jd gets fat as part of his healing and they grow old together and live happily ever after. these days they're an extremely happy old married couple who have a bunch of pet names for each other. neither of them ever thought that jd would make it past 18 years old so they both just feel so happy at every milestone and every sign of them both getting older and growing up. their wedding, their kids being born, jd getting gray hairs and wrinkles. they made it, they're alive and grown up and together and they're parents. jd thinking about how he was moved around his whole childhood and when he got to sherwood, ohio, he thought it would be the same, not knowing that he would spend the rest of his life there with his soulmate and his family, a family that actually loves him.
#kittyposting#heathers#kitty writes sometimes#aus#fairytale ending au#jdronica#christian slaypurr#christian slater#heathers 1989#christian slater heathers#jd heathers#jason dean#jd#winona ryder#veronica sawyer#girlies#f/os#films#baby fever tag#mine#comfy tag#writing inspo#save#heather chandler#kim walker
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why does nobody ever talk about how often jd says "perfecto"
#kittyposting#it's CUTE and we should be DISCUSSING it /nm#mine#kitty should be in bed#heathers#films#christian slaypurr#f/os#jd heathers#jd#jason dean#heathers 1989#heathers 1988#heathers movie#perfecto#christian slater
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"musical heathers mischaracterized jd" YEAH! "because it made him too sympathetic and his dad abusive" NO!
#kittyposting#mine#kitty analyzes sometimes#f/os#heathers#films#christian slaypurr#christian slater#big bud dean#bud dean#jd#jd heathers#jason dean#heathers 1989#heathers the movie#heathers the musical#save
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i don't know much about wrestling but i do know that there's a professional wrestler who named himself christian cage because his two favorite actors are christian slater and nicolas cage and i think that's pretty based
#kittyposting#wrestling#wwf#christian cage#christian slaypurr#christian slater#nic cage#nicolas cage#littletroubledgrrrl
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shit my dad says while watching interview with the vampire (1994)
“so are these guys supposed to be gay”
“this whole movie’s fine except tom cruise looks stupid”
“i love christian slater’s hair” (like father like daughter)
“claudia makes this movie better it improves when she shows up”
#kittyposting#dad tag#currently watching#currently rewatching#films#iwtv#loustat#christian slaypurr#christian slater#claudia de lioncourt#mine#tom cruise tw#loumand
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heathers as textposts part 3
#kittyposting#mine#heathers#films#kitty edits sometimes#edits#christian slaypurr#kim walker#girlies#shannen doherty#winona ryder#guns tw#blood tw#heathers 1989#heathers 1988#jd#f/os#jason dean#kitty's self-ship tag#just like heaven au#ask 2 tag#heather chandler#veronica sawyer#heather duke
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