#Boyfriends being boyfriends

[gaypoetsblog]

WHORES

Carlos posted a thirst trap and Lando HAD to retaliate

[kenobivirgin69]

Antonio: *to other rangers* if i run and jump at Jayden, he'll drop anything he has in his hands to catch me.

Jayden: *walking in with take-out bags*

Antonio: *runs towards Jayden*

Jayden: Toni no, I have- *drops everything to catch Antonio*

Jayden: *wrapping arms around his boyfriend* you're lucky i love you

Mike: *staring at dropped food, trying not to cry* THAT WAS MY FOOD

[canirove]

West Ham 1-1 Chelsea | Tunnel Cam

[maze-mind]

A little thing I like to imagine about high school lover boys Thomas and Minho.

It's Thomas' birthday. For his birthday, he and Minho went out to a movie theater, then hung out back home.

The funny part about this is when they playfully tease each other— and Thomas ended the session jokingly with, "We're *totally* gonna start dating in like, a year."

A year later, it's Thomas' birthday again, and yes. They start dating. Minho confessed to Thomas on his bed, gave him a quick kiss, and obviously didn't remember what Thomas had said a year ago.

But Thomas gets this sudden realization, and he gives a dramatic gasp. In his most convincing voice, he says— "We're like— getting married in a year, right Min?"

(And Minho is just so confused because he doesn't even remember what he did yesterday, let alone what Thomas said as a joke a year ago)

I just like the idea of Thomas either sulking on his birthday because it doesn't happen, or Minho taking this to heart and proposing next year, being fresh out of high school. Either one is cute to me xd

[zipitmythicalsunset]

TFW your are swimming and a net yoinks you up and you nearly have a fucking heart attack but you realize its just your human boyfriend. he is now laughing his ass off. Oh also the adopted traumatized calamari is there too and he’s disappointed in both of you. You cant process this.

Congratulations, you are now Finn.

Finn wake up.

Hes fucking dead

Prompts, characters and universe belong to @intistone

[limsketch]

Costo mucho pero su pudo gente, primera collabo del año ah. Hicimos el chiste del piss té, ríanse.

Gracias a @r3dg3ck0 (ig) por animarse y sumarse al proyecto ❤️❤️❤️😫😫🫶🫶🫶🫶 dentro de poco traeremos algo nuevo 🕺

[protect-daniel-james]

En unión y libertad (fic)

hehe here’s the smut Lichantony fic I promised, enjoy!

Summary: Antony and Lisandro meet again after the World Cup. Rating: Mature/Explicit Pairing: Lisandro Martínez/Antony Matheus dos Santos

Link to AO3

[leatherdyketerror]

the fuck do you mean. which part of the phrase hetero jessica is against community guidelines

[greentrickster]

Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.

At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown...?

Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!

[naturecalls111]

me n my vamp bf

[coffee-scrub]

Mia would have some choice words on Phoenix’s taste in men

Bonus:

[specsthesecond]

Being a very hands-on scientist at a monster facility would include:

🧫Volunteering to let the werewolves spill their cum inside you for samples and testing.

📋Testing if the alien tentacles would have any urge to breed if presented with human pussy.

🦠 Experimenting with how long slime entities can last in the human womb only surviving off of nutrients from the host.

🔬Using different pheromones and scents to elicit specific responses in different monsters.

📝Being the one to experiment with monster eggs. Keeping track of the gestation period, how many eggs are laid, how big they get ect.

💉Letting a plant monster pump its aphrodisiac down your throat to examine the effects and duration on humans.

✏️Examining the attitudes different monsters have with their breeding mate. Seeing which monsters just want to pump and dump and which grow possessively attached.

[lotus-pear]

he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner

[mewracle]

fat catgirls save the world 2: fatter & cattier

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

[askfordoodles]

I just noticed when Ozzie appears behind Fizz, the initial explosion shows his sigil for exactly ONE frame (replacing Mammon's sigil we've seen plastered throughout the episode). I just thought it was a neat little detail, Asmodeus essentially summoned himself in that moment.