#Boyfriends being boyfriends

[gaypoetsblog]

WHORES

Carlos posted a thirst trap and Lando HAD to retaliate

[kenobivirgin69]

Antonio: *to other rangers* if i run and jump at Jayden, he'll drop anything he has in his hands to catch me.

Jayden: *walking in with take-out bags*

Antonio: *runs towards Jayden*

Jayden: Toni no, I have- *drops everything to catch Antonio*

Jayden: *wrapping arms around his boyfriend* you're lucky i love you

Mike: *staring at dropped food, trying not to cry* THAT WAS MY FOOD

[canirove]

West Ham 1-1 Chelsea | Tunnel Cam

[maze-mind]

A little thing I like to imagine about high school lover boys Thomas and Minho.

It's Thomas' birthday. For his birthday, he and Minho went out to a movie theater, then hung out back home.

The funny part about this is when they playfully tease each other— and Thomas ended the session jokingly with, "We're *totally* gonna start dating in like, a year."

A year later, it's Thomas' birthday again, and yes. They start dating. Minho confessed to Thomas on his bed, gave him a quick kiss, and obviously didn't remember what Thomas had said a year ago.

But Thomas gets this sudden realization, and he gives a dramatic gasp. In his most convincing voice, he says— "We're like— getting married in a year, right Min?"

(And Minho is just so confused because he doesn't even remember what he did yesterday, let alone what Thomas said as a joke a year ago)

I just like the idea of Thomas either sulking on his birthday because it doesn't happen, or Minho taking this to heart and proposing next year, being fresh out of high school. Either one is cute to me xd

[zipitmythicalsunset]

TFW your are swimming and a net yoinks you up and you nearly have a fucking heart attack but you realize its just your human boyfriend. he is now laughing his ass off. Oh also the adopted traumatized calamari is there too and he’s disappointed in both of you. You cant process this.

Congratulations, you are now Finn.

Finn wake up.

Hes fucking dead

Prompts, characters and universe belong to @intistone

[limsketch]

Costo mucho pero su pudo gente, primera collabo del año ah. Hicimos el chiste del piss té, ríanse.

Gracias a @r3dg3ck0 (ig) por animarse y sumarse al proyecto ❤️❤️❤️😫😫🫶🫶🫶🫶 dentro de poco traeremos algo nuevo 🕺

[fragile-things-archive]

the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. waking up and realizing how much you love them. how precious this is. finding the happiness on the tip of your fingers, brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep.

[leatherdyketerror]

the fuck do you mean. which part of the phrase hetero jessica is against community guidelines

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

[specsthesecond]

Imagine how hard it must be getting out of bed in the morning with your massive orc husband passed tf out on top of you.

Snoring in your ear, arms slung over you to pull your back into his chest, his leg over yours too. You're not going anywhere lmao.

Feeling all his dead weight on you makes you realise how gentle he is with you when he's awake.

You have to shuffle around quite a bit before stirring him, even then he only digs his tusks into the crook of your neck and mumbles some sleepy gibberish.

Asking him to let you get up will get you nothing but a grumble as he brings the sheets up over your shoulders and traps you in a snug cuddle.

The only possibilities for escape are:

1. Telling him you have to pee, in which he'll begrudgingly let you go. He follows you to the bathroom door, blanket around his shoulders, waiting for you to do your business. He'll then snatch you up the second you open the door and carry you back to his plush oasis.

2. Waking him up with a morning fuck. Just grind back on him and he'll hum lowly, kissing up your neck, his cock waking up as he grinds back on you. Emptying his balls in your hole seems to be the best way to get him up and going for the day. Afterwards, you'll be fucked out in bed while he walks around the bedroom, all awake and cheery while getting dressed, making the bed, asking you what you want for breakfast and what the plans are for the day.

[naturecalls111]

me n my vamp bf

[mewracle]

fat catgirls save the world 2: fatter & cattier

[coffee-scrub]

Mia would have some choice words on Phoenix’s taste in men

Bonus:

[lotus-pear]

he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner

[warningsine]

Teen calling his boyfriend:

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic