#Bought the Farm

[keereejou]

[mega-delicatelysuperbcollector]

BATH MAT MATTER

Concerning a bath mat matter, Preventing a shower splatter…. Suction cup equipped The thing still slipped, The man mad as a hatter! – This bath mat was brand new, It stuck to the wall like glue… Was the suction too thin It didn’t hold him. Hang on—that’s all he could do! – The grab bars saved him from harm, He hung on with sudden alarm… Filled with relief The danger was brief— He…

[stevenoaks]

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

If you’d like to help support my coffee addiction, and get my blog post as they are written, please think about donating to my Patreon page. You’ll get my blog post a few weeks early there. Thank you. https://www.patreon.com/StevenOaks Howdy folks. Blog post time. So I wound up reading 6 books since last time. I was getting a little irritable, and tried several books after I finished the first…

[eaissilyy]

Their gossip session is either about planning to kill you or just making fun of you falling to your death. (especially when you're fighting Margit and fell off a cliff. Just As Planned.) There is no in between.

(CALL ME A TRUE BELIEVER IN OMEN TWINS GOSSIP SESSION. THEY SAID THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER BUT IK THEY CANNOT STOP YAPPING WHEN THEY MEET. THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. I NEED TO LISTEN TO THEM YAPPING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.) hello back to normal bark bark.

[girlsdads]

Max shows up on the Monday following the worst week of Daniel’s life with two dirt bikes in the back of a truck like he’s Bella from fucking Twilight.

He’d said as much that Thursday, a text that read simply: I’m coming to Perth. Daniel’s phone has been on Do Not Disturb since Singapore, but Max’s message had flashed bright in his peripheral vision as he lay in bed staring at the ceiling, trying and failing to ignore the gnawing pit in his gut. Daniel had pictured Max tapping Notify Anyway with the tip of his index finger, T-rex style.

He hadn’t known how to say Please don’t make this harder, hadn’t had the courage to say I need you here, so he’d sent back: Ok.

And now he’s sat here on the porch in the same baggy t-shirt he’s been wearing for days—discolored sweat stains and all—watching Max back a pickup truck down the dirt driveway. He can’t remember the last time he saw Max behind the wheel of something like this, sturdy and substantial. It feels like a first, a brand new thing for only this version of himself—Max Verstappen driving a truck.

Max smoothly pulls into a full stop, the ignition rumbles then dies. Daniel’s bare feet hit the dirt before Max even opens the door, a feeling that can only be relief blooming inside his chest. He’d said he would come, and he did, steadfast through it all.

Max is wearing travel clothes, basketball shorts and a hoodie, ankle socks and a pair of slides that look more like shower shoes than sandals. He looks tired, like he’d texted Daniel on Thursday and hasn’t slept since. Daniel knows he’s looking pretty shit himself, knows he’s been wallowing a bit hard, sue him. Still Max smiles like Daniel’s the best thing he’s ever seen.

It chokes him up just the same as the first time, almost a decade ago. That clogged-up cotton-y feeling in his throat is love, probably always has been—he’s not too chickenshit to admit it to himself now, after everything. The realization feels precious.

“Hiya, Maxy.” Daniel feels like he hasn’t spoken in years. His voice wobbles, stupidly. He’s squinting against the sun and the hot sting of tears. Max reaches for him.

All of his metaphorical strings cut, he falls into the soft bulk of Max’s chest. The gasping breath he takes as he presses his whole face against the crook of Max’s neck and shoulder feels like his first in a long, long time. Underneath the smell of sweat is the familiar clean scent of Max’s jet cabin. Daniel inhales and inhales, letting it fill his lungs like life support.

Max’s arms around him is the only homecoming he ever needed.

[silverthelovebug]

I wanna know what exactly happened between Sammy and her family that caused literally every single member of the Gutierrez family to leave their cattle ranch. I haven't seen anyone bring that up, like where did they all go ??? Usually, businesses like farms rely on the whole family to function, and I can excuse her sisters leaving the farm, but her parents? Her abuelita ?? Bro what did Sammy do 😭

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

So anyway you repeatedly say we only feel corn husks and similar inedible parts to cattle but Never add a source to back it up. Having worked on farms I’m afraid for the most part the feeds I’ve seen have been parts entirely edible to humans. And like fuck man 5% of all grown soy is fed to humans or however the stat goes, do you really think the remaining 95% is inedible? really?

Anyway yeah I’m asking for a source here cause I don’t want to add this on to months old post

Ingredients such as “grain by-products” are referring to the husks, stalks, and other “green” parts of the plant that we humans don’t actually have the digestive capabilities to eat. The breakdown of most livestock feeds looks like the above when you actually take a look at it.

Different cattle feed, similar ingredients. Still primarily things that, and I have to stress this, you cannot eat. This one is slightly higher in quality and does indeed have actual grain products included. Some of those are edible to humans. Some are not. Generally cattle are fed cattle cubes with supplemental mineral licks and hay. Some also supplement with whole corn, but I can gladly assure you that corn is not in short supply and even if all the corn sold to animal feed was donated to the poor, you can’t actually live off of corn because there’s very little nutrition in it. Hence why in both human and animal food it’s typically seen as a filler ingredient. Keeps the mouth busy with a meal without making your stomach feel full and you end up eating more without feeling satisfied.

Soybeans are really only often used in feed for pigs because they’re a great source of protein for these animals. I would state that soy is also a terrible option to use as an emergency food for humans in need because while, yes, it is indeed a healthy bean, it’s also one of the top eight foods that humans are frequently allergic or intolerant towards. I’d also ask you for whether your 5% of all grown soy statistic is referring to the beans or the entire plant because yeah the beans are the edible part. The rest of the plant isn't especially healthy for humans to eat. I would say the beans are around 5% of a mature soy plant sure.

[darkdragon768]

Fuck it, I need a chill farming game.

Hello Stardew Valley.

[alannah-corvaine]

i paid 4mil gil for dye i want to barf

[gullemoji]

going outside in the field on evening and making out sure is a fun thing to do on vacation i guess

[namelessvoid]

Got a reindeer antler today so i decided to decorated it a little bit

[pixelpaladin24]

This outfit with this arm is just *chefs kiss* awoo!

[icey-wifeyy]

Seems like Alex was helping with the farm and found us some flowers 💐 (^q^)

[neriyon]

Totally didn't fall from the tower and start gposing to avoid trying again, nuh-uh

Firn ⏐ Hawu'li ⏐ Chili ⏐ Einn ⏐ Naho ⏐ N'jinh ⏐ TBA

Bonus: smug face of a bun about to bonk you

[queerpyracy]

got a new rope halter to try and get farley used to wearing one. he's worn it twice and so far he only tolerates it if he has a bottle in his face, so we're just gonna keep putting it on and taking it off at meal times until i can put it on him without having to lure him through the nose loop with the bottle

[aquared]

my favorite subgenre of mspfas are ones where jack noir buys , owns , or does a really specific random thing but all of them are dead and that makes me ironically upset