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the winnix one made me wanna scream…
third instalment of these
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Muppets shit post
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this is one of the best scenes in bob’s burgers and nobody can convince me otherwise
#linda belcher#bob belcher#teddy#bob’s burgers#this show is the best#i really love this scene#i live for linda and teddy being crazy raccoon people#oh a gay raccoon can't have babies?#i love you linda belcher#louise belcher#gene belcher#tina belcher#video#text post
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no, because - famous person starts dating less famous person and is then gradually overshadowed is a trope. a trope often used to bring external conflict into stories. but jack and bitty are carefully constructed as the opposite of that, and I'm fucking feral over it.
we joke about how jack will eventually be bitty's trophy husband and be thrilled about it, but it definitely has a giant grain of truth in it. it's how they're characterized. bitty is an extrovert; jack is an introvert. bitty reached out and built himself an online audience to deal with his trauma; jack shut himself out and started avoiding the public to deal with his.
bitty finds comfort in being able to talk to others and (as seen in spotlight on eric bittle) considers being a public figure a sort of healing experience: coming out and being a public person (in every manner of speaking, not just sexuality wise) and putting himself in the limelight is such an important part of his journey because he sees it as a way of helping others who were in his situation.
jack grew up in the spotlight as the only son of two prominent figures. he grew up as a child with anxiety with the media's eyes on him as he was compared to his father. he grew up as an overweight teen featuring in trashy gossip columns as he was compared to his mother. he got into rehab in part because of this attention and it only attracted more attention to him. a lot of jack's anxiety stems from the notion of people looking at him and thinking about him and talking about him and judging him, and it's unfortunate because jack's dream is to play hockey, and that comes with even more attention.
but that's the thing: jack and bitty's story is (once again) a demonstration of two people making each other's lives better.
jack's fame thrusts bitty into the spotlight post-cup, and it's a giant push forward in helping him reach a bigger audience and thus grow his independent fame. bitty's growing fame slowly overshadows jack, to the point where ngozi says they'll one day be Eric Bittle and his Athlete Husband. and that means jack gets to play hockey, and win cups, and achieve fame in his own field, but the media's attention slides off him to his husband, and the fans on the street gradually approach bitty more than him, and jack is free to have his success with less of the personal scrutiny.
it's not that jack becomes less important than bitty. it's that bitty gets to stand in front of the direct sun and flourish as a result, while jack gets to stand in the shade bitty creates and flourish as a result. it's symbiosis. it's beautiful.
#omgcp#omgcheckplease#zimbits#watch me write this post as the into to my three part essay series:#Enough Talking About Bad Bob; Let's Talk About Growing Up As A Conventionally Unattractive Child Of A Model/Actress#I genuinely don't understand how ugly baby jack and fat teen jack aren't talked about more#do NOT tell me fatphobia did not affect jack's childhood. I simply do not believe it for a second#anyway zimbits are the true love blueprint they invented healthy relationships etc. etc.#meta#text
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Listen when people say they want Percy to go on a villain arc most times I see it as they want him to go dark, want him to start murdering, maiming, going full Luke, etc. And I support that. If anyone deserves to kill people it's this kid.
However, let us be realistic for a moment, because I quite like the other alternative. Villain arc Percy usually entails "he's finally had enough of the Gods bullshit & will do things his own way". Let us think on this. What would Percy most likely do in this situation? Would it really be murder right off the bat?
I think he'd be the pettiest, annoying little shit there is. And because one can't usually threaten the Gods in a way that truly matters, but they can make them sweat really hard.
This goes beyond ignoring their calls and leaving them on read. He refuses to give food offerings unless it's the nastiest shit known to man. Bribes the cyclops into hucking huge objects up Mount Olympus before they all scurry off. Finds the olive tree Athena gave to Athens, and while he wouldn't have the heart to destroy it, he'd for sure rip off a branch & mail it to her (Annabeth nearly had to put them in witness protection).
Eventually it gets to the point he has Nico on speed-dial and offers him a shit ton of fast food & a 'get out of Percy's quest bullshit free' pass if he could hop into the Underworld and yoink up some annoying spirits or dead monsters to piss off the Gods. When the Gods get pissed at him Percy just silently pulls out some safe-for-demigods phone like "hang on I wanna see how many happy meals I owe Nico for bringing Typhon back up". They know he is not bluffing.
Could the Gods counteract him? Yeah, sure, Hera gave him amnesia and it was like 90% effective for a while. However, he kind of went off the rails, everyone else went off the rails, and then they had even more Roman nonsense to deal with. If anything it both solved but also made even more problems. And a much angrier Percy. So, frankly, they're very confident it could work, but they're a little worried about what the aftermath would be.
Ares suggests just killing him. Poseidon takes offense to this. Artemis scoffs and says even Ares couldn't beat him. Everyone stops for a moment. The question is not asked verbally. But it is seen in the darting eyes and shifting seats.
Can they kill Percy Jackson?
Well, sure, they must be able to. He's a powerful kid, no doubt, with powerful allies, but they are Gods. Of course they can kill him. So that's not the real question, they wouldn't dare really entertain such a thing to ever confirm if it was true, but this is rather the layer of frosting hiding the real atrocity of a cake underneath it.
What will they lose trying to kill Percy Jackson?
What will remain standing in the face of some 18-year-old who lived one of the hardest knocks of life, loves so much it makes them sick, is so completely unaware of his own strength not even they know its full extent, and currently has absolutely zero fucks to give about the end of a reign longer than he will ever understand?
They decide to quietly shut the lid on that whole fiasco and let Percy do whatever he wants.
Unfortunately, they can't exactly ignore everyone else. And everyone else is who Percy cares about the most. So, think of it more like leaving a grenade in a locked box in the attic. Just hope and pray you've moved out before something gets curious and starts rummaging around up there.
#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#dark percy jackson#ideas#talk#text post#greek gods#annabeth chase#nico di angelo#typhon#pjo headcanon#to be entirely clear percy is still someone who did just like manipulate bob into murder#and poisoned Akhlys thru her tears fully intending to kill#among other things. hes still that person. however hes also the guy who helps leo make some weird machine#and they try to test its flight by riding it off a cliff over the lake w bamboleo by gipsy kings blasting#hes still totally that guy (under stress but i say that not as an excuse just as an 'he doesnt do it on a whim. but he still Can')#but hes also like. stupid. & u gotta get him at the right Vibe before he starts to get like Really concerningly murderous about things#usually hes the regular amount of murderous like most halfbloods are bc they deal w too much on a regular basis#i think that a percy turning 'dark' would b him looking the gods in the eye & saying 'no lol. also u suck. L + ratio.'#& then when they try to fight him on it only THEN does he while still holding eye contact begin to make the ocean levels rise#specifically targeting important places to those gods & havin his ocean buddies destroy the place#u wanna dance god boys? he will spare humanity on some rock but he Will destroy everything else#he is one-shotting monsters bc hes not dealing w this. some bs happens & he just grabs some monster by the throat & makes them spill#if that doesnt work he just walks into olympus w pandoras box 2.0 & starts to open it until the gods will talk to him. they start talkin#bs again. he slowly opens it again. they talk. he shuts it. they spew more bs. he opens it a little faster. they give in#dark percy to me is someone who doesnt DEFAULT to violence but who realized 'oh i can just do whatever i want' & found that gods react#best when its violent. he only does this w gods & monsters bc he chooses fastest route to get what he wants. but he recognizes violence Bad#so he just looks for the most receptive response. & then he abuses it relentlessly. but he also hates the gods. come stop him btch u wont
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band of brothers text posts 1/?
#band of brothers#bob#bofb#ronald speirs#ron speirs#frank perconte#herbert sobel#carwood lipton#lipton#dick winters#bofb text posts#lewis nixon#winnix#george luz#joe toye#buck compton#popeye wynn#text post#text posts#my edit#hbo war#hbo war trilogy
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look, I know I don't have any followers for 9-1-1/buddie here but whoever sees this and enjoyed confessions, PLEASE go on the show's instagram and post a nice comment about the new episode and then like any other nice comments you find. the last two posts are FULL of bt's complaining about the show, calling the episode biphobic and acting like lfjr/them got betrayed. it's post after post after post and some comments have hundreds of likes.
I know they're organizing a hate campaign here and I find it unfair for such an objectively great episode of the show and wholly unfair for the crew and actors.
#911 abc#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#bobby nash#athena grant#chimney han#hen wilson#maddie buckley#text post#my txt#how ironic that the entire summer break it was the so called bobs accused of harassing ppl and being toxic#look at them now...
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Band of Brothers text posts...
Bonus:
#band of brothers#bob#carwood lipton#george luz#donald malarkey#frank perconte#lewis nixon#harry welsh#ronald speirs#richard winters#norman dike#david webster#wayne sisk#james alley#text post meme#sillies
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band of brothers as txt post pt 2!!
pt 1
#i've notice a lot of these i do is of luz web and lieb lol#jam does stuff#band of brothers#bob#bofb#hbowar#easy company#eugene roe#doc roe#joe liebgott#joseph liebgott#david webster#carwood lipton#ron speirs#ronald speirs#george luz#skip muck#babe heffron#txt#band of brothers hbo#band of brothers as text posts#text post
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Anyhow, Ron, that was a totally normal thing to say in a letter to Lipton decades later and it sounded like you read it while on your bed kicking your legs and gushing.
#ronald speirs#carwood lipton#band of brothers#irl quotes on my speirton text post edit? YES#bob + text posts#because this is AO3 commentary and not old war buddy letter#unless you're Dick who accidently writes hugs + kisses to that one guy#but anyhow#Real Ron I adore you and your handwriting but WHAT was this?
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guys, i lied. i’ve been able to count this entire time. st text posts v
#tellthatbrookebitch#i have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement-#stranger things#stranger things textposts#text posts#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#max mayfield#bob newby#jonathan byers#dustin henderson#eleven#i have another poetry one come soon. if you even care#ttbbtp
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Muppets pt.2
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i can't stop laughing at linda screaming "he's dead! go away, he’s dead!"
#linda belcher#bob belcher#bob's burgers#this scene is hilarious#linda makes me laugh so much#she is the love of my life#these two are the perfect couple#need me a ride or die like linda#couple goals#i love this show so much#it's the funniest thing ever#i'm so glad i got into this show#video#text post
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Me: *lusting viciously after fictional middle aged men*
People, as if it isn’t obvious: FATHERLESS BEHAVIOR!!!
Me:
#meme#puss in boots#jack horner#text post#daddy issues#fatherless#old man enjoyers rise up#me irl#nanami kento#larry pokemon#enji todoroki#william afton#almond cookie#cyrus pokemon#pokemon cyrus#professor sycamore#professor willow#dark cacao#saul goodman#bob velseb#spooky month frank#brock samson#jim hopper#toji fushiguro#Curator’s Ramblings
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he not mgonna fall alseep
#stranger things#st textposts#jonathan byers#1x06#character text posts#jancy#< target audience#babys first sleepover#eepy sleepy#(for lack of a better descriptor)#he mastered the art of sleepy hot#spreading the jonathan dylan byers sleepy hot agenda#i did not decide on his middle name btw#thats dearie i just choose to adopt the headcanon#joyce said bob dylan foreverrr
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