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I'm done
I'm so lazy \( ̄▽ ̄;)/
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Mankind Votes for Mass Extinction
A grateful Murder Bear responds: chomp down
on that offspring, Cronus! It’s going to be
a grumpy hundred years while you wipe
yourselves out entirely, then we’ll have to see
whether it’s ten thousand or ten million till
the plastic levels out to a sedimentary radio-
active layer of crap. Gee thanks for a diet of rat-
berries and mutant deerthings, hunted down
in the eternal carpark outside Inverkeithing.
Meanwhile I’ll just be popping up now
and then, ‘helping out’. My especial focus,
wherever I can’t torpedo oil tankers or hack
the nucular codes, will be the radically virtuous,
who could have swung it, currently experiencing
Righteousness Overload Euphoria, that
everyone else is exactly as dumb as they said.
I offed their spokesperson just as they were about
to transmit the tweet that would have so
told you so, but not before seven others posted
seven accusations stretching back over seven years
proving they were not fit to personspeak.
Self-disqualifying liberals send me little lists
of those I should assassinate to bring about
the canny state - that’s not the way the bloodcake
crumbles, The Great Gaia Bake Off tells me:
horrors become horrors because you deem them
necessary. I prefer to go with the deathflow,
Sigmund, the five river ride to the end of all:
Acheron for tears and triers, Cocytus for wails
and whalers, Phlegethon for universal heat death,
leaving Styx last for fuck’s sake. What happened
last time I crossed Lethe stays across Lethe.
#Murder Bear#US Election 2024#Inverkeithing#The Great British Bake Off#Acheron#Cocytus#Phlegethon#Styx#Lethe#Saturn Devouring His Son#Francisco Goya#The Death Drive#Sigmund Freud#Righteousness Overload Euphoria
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Existential Crisis Cakes
"I can’t tell you all how proud I am to be the person you come to when you have an unhinged cake concept. Need a stigmata cake? I gotchu 🫡 Complete with dimensional blood drip and molded white chocolate hand #bloodycake #stigmata #jesuscake #recoveringcatholic #cakedesign #cakeswiththreateningauras #cakestagram #cakesofinstagram #cakedesign #cakecakecake #bloodcake #catholicsloveblood #caketoptuesday"
You owe it to yourself to check out Existential Crisis Cakes on Instagram.
#Existential crisis cakes#specialty cakes#stigmata cake#stigmata#blood#not my cake#just a big fan#bloody cake#jesus cake#cakes with threatening auras#cake design#cake#cake cake cake#cake top tuesday#unholyverse#unholyverse extended universe#my chemical romance#mcr
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Item List: Head: Hood of Empty Eternities (Normal) Shoulders: Usurper's Bloodcaked Spaulders (Mythic) Back: Selfless Wings of the Ascended Chest: Tunic of the Sanguine Deity (Mythic) Tabard: Army of the Light Tabard Wrist: Hidden Hands: Renathal's Battlefield Handwraps Waist: Sabellian's Sash Legs: Pathogenic Legwraps (Mythic) Feet: Frontline Necromancer's Slippers Weapons: Genesis Lathe (Normal)
Wowhead outfit link: Angel of the Light
#world of warcraft#transmogrification#wow transmog#transmog#wow#xmog#tmog#mog#draenei#monk#rogue#alliance#leather
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even the moonbees sing to you
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/HzsZljI by kai of the wild (bloodcake) Jongho is a galactic mercenary, one of the best. Yeosang is a honey farmer on the moon. Amongst challenges and tribulations, they make it work. Words: 5041, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Kang Yeosang, Choi Jongho (ATEEZ) Relationships: Choi Jongho/Kang Yeosang Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Space, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, Domestic Fluff, Allusions to PTSD, they're both simps read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/HzsZljI
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omg hi! i saw ur request to link the fic with the bloodcake and the wards in tamil!!! i actually just finished that so here it is
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8017603?view_full_work=true
happy reading! 😁
Hello! thank you so much that really is a favourite fic of mine!! <3
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Erotophonophilia - Bloodcaked In Screaming Horror (2014) FULL ALBUM / B...
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Myfucking head hurts so much and the moment my grandma sees im up she lectures me on how i needto eat the most disgusting shit ever to get better Noooooooooo I WONT do that literally just escaped that conversation. Imnot eating old hard cold bloodcakes. Im not.
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#Blood cake#Bloodcake#Camouflage#camo pants#Camopants#Camopant#california#vintage#i love you#vintage denim#just women#vintageshirt#los angeles#denim#vintagesweats#vintagesweatshirt
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Blood Custard Pie : Flan Pâtissier
Blood Custard Pie : Flan Pâtissier
We can’t say why we’ve not tried this until now, but there’s no going back.. this one’s a keeper. The custard is smooth, with a lovely texture; not too rich, nor cloyingly sweet. The vanilla complements the blood well, and the hint of cocoa adds a small, yet pleasant depth to the ensemble. Overall, a fairly easy, straightforward, and unfussy recipe, combining a simple butter crust with a blood and…
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Evil jigsaw pep💉
Maybe lates time i draw peppino bloodcake😅✍️
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BloodCakeic: A gender related to cakes that were made with blood instead of eggs
The flag is inspired by my associations with blood and cake
No suggested pronouns
#blood mention#gastrogender#gastrongender#food mention#BloodCakeic#cakegender#coining#term coining#gender coining#coining post#mogai coining#xenogender#xenogender pride#xenogender coining#xenogender community#liom#liom coining#liom term#liomreal#liom safe#liom identity#liom gender#new gender#new term
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Would I proposition an evil bat with a blood cake just for Valentine’s Day? ...maybe. Shoutout to BananaSoft Studios for the upcoming release of Blue Omen Operation. #fanartfriday #valentines2020 #fridayart #fridaymotivation #indiegame #batrice #batwoman #quickdraw #myart #indieartist #alexnart #aneish55 #bloodcake #blueomenoperation #fanartday #sketchbook #greyscale #monochrome https://www.instagram.com/p/B8kCg9inWau/?igshid=194qcq55m36d6
#fanartfriday#valentines2020#fridayart#fridaymotivation#indiegame#batrice#batwoman#quickdraw#myart#indieartist#alexnart#aneish55#bloodcake#blueomenoperation#fanartday#sketchbook#greyscale#monochrome
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Item List: Head: Mask of Artful Dodging (rogue only) Shoulders: Usurper's Bloodcaked Spaulders (Mythic) Back: Hidden Chest: Black Valdrakken Jacket Wrist: Hidden Hands: Harvester's Court Handwraps Waist: Portal Keeper's Cincture (Normal) Legs: Black Valdrakken Pants Feet: Black Valdrakken Boots Weapons: Freeport Falchion
https://www.wowhead.com/outfit=446861/blacktalon-duelist
#world of warcraft#transmogrification#wow transmog#transmog#wow#xmog#tmog#mog#rogue#human#leather#alliance#rogue only
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Any of my northeast followers want to draw a rune circle and teleport me up to nyc for one of machine girl/deli girls/five star hotel sets
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The Walking Dead Cake! #accomplished #thewalkingdeadcake#twdcake#bloodcake#bloodycake#walkingdeadcake#knifecake
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